☊ South Park the Streaming Wars Part 2 Soundboard

A huge shit in the conversion tanks!

A livestream caught Karen spewing the usual

A new Karen video has finally appeared on the Internet.

Across the street would let you live with him

Actually had a bigger plan: to make the drought happen.

Afraid for the safety... of its wife and child.

After fucking my mom.

Against each other and cause a drought, you'll think twice.

All of you! You little pussy bitches!

All right, fine.

All right, Karen. We don't want any trouble.

All right, Nelson, I've updated the engineering.

All right, then put your plate in the sink

All the water rights, water laws,

ALL: We love being in pee.

And a brave person knows

And all over Colorado for their daily use.

And became the monster that he is today.

And cheated the system. The same person

And completely ruined my character.

And demand to be heard.

And did everything I could to protect it!

And fucking ruin my life!

And how do you know the defendant in this case?

And I am...

And I enjoy crypto just like I enjoy

And I figured it out...

And I want the scientist dead!

And I will find him I'm gonna shoot him.

And I'll stand where I fucking want!

And I'm sorry, Karen, but...

And I'm sure it's pretty massive.

And if everyone knew that climate change had a child,

And if you don't mind,

And in the mountains of Tibet.

And insist to see the management.

And it gonna wash you boys away down a drain ee.

And it's going to be Pipi+!

And ManBearPig will just go right on doing

And march right on upstairs!

And more and more viewers are tuning in!

And murdered anyone who got in their way.

And now I'm about to have the only streaming service

And now the streaming bubble has burst

And now there's a company who can give us that new source.

And now there's something even better to invest in.

And now, Larry David, you come up with the pee in your mouth.

And pee water actually pairs really well

And send it out to the people of Denver

And so does your little boy.

And so, as of today, we are all going

And some guy died.

And teach you a lesson.

And that's why your father had ManBearPig do it for him.

And the only way to control anything, is by fucking its mom.

And the people who paid you didn't care what you made?

And the whole thing stinks like your wiener

And then I'll check out his deck later.

And then the same thing happened in Madrid.

And then we can collect half of the pee every day

And then you attacked the airport.

And then you fucked my mom, is that it?

And then you just, you just spit the pee on Gwyneth Paltrow.

And then you went full nuclear Karen.

And then, just like that, in walked the nicest pair

And then, Reesie, the pee the pee make you

And then... it all become about weed.

And there's some kind of bunker entrance right next to it.

And they don't want me to know!

And try to get a big market evaluation, yes?

And we all go without fresh water for the rest of our lives.

And we encourage you all to "Go pee."

And we ship the salt off to Arby's and KFC where it belongs.

And what makes you think he had a bigger plan?

And when that commercigoes out,

And when the town needed me most...

And when you cry... you cry the pee.

And you boys, well... I'm afraid you might meet up

And your own father is in hiding, isn't that correct?

And your son wanted you

ANNOUNCER [over P.A.]: Welcome to Pipi's Waterpark!

Are you down here looking for your dad?

Are you in?

Are you lost?

At the U.S. Geological Survey.

Aw, fuck, not you again.

Background action! And action, Matt Damon a!

Be different from its father.

Be difficult, ma'am, that's fine.

Because I felt bad for you!

Because I got the biggest celebrities

Because right now you need a son that can stay firm

Been working on this place for years!

Being able to use seawater for our daily use is the salt.

Blackhawk, this is Browneye. I am in position.

Boy, oh boy, what a great day for a swim!

Bring 'em right here! Why don't you go back

But also help all of Colorado with their water supply problem.

But he will be as soon as I can find him. Can I come in?

But I believe I have a plan.

But I had a lingering uneasiness in my gut.

But I have a plan to not only reopen my waterpark,

But I need to speak with you about your husband.

But I need you to trust me right now.

But I really don't think we'll be able to get people to invest

But I still can't figure out the pipeline.

But I'm happy to be standing here now

But just so you know, when I find your husband

But thanks to the money I made, I now can enjoy

But the weed is all gone now.

But then he started a streaming service

But then I saw Tolkien across the street

But there is someone who can.

But there's one investment that's even smarter.

But unfortunately, duty calls. I'm ready.

But what Pipi didn't count on,

But you know where your husband is

But you refused, is that right?

But your father must have threatened ManBearPig

But, Eric, Tolkien was making the boats with us, he...

But, Randy, it seemed like it was looking for something.

Butters, Butters. My eyes are up here.

Butters, please.

BUTTERS: Hey, fellas, I think I got it!

BUTTERS: I didn't even know Tolkien had a basement bathroom.

Can can someone please tell me what's going on?

Can I get a Frosty?

Can't wait to hit that fresh pool!

CARTMAN [whispering]: There's no way he can see us.

CARTMAN: All right, I've got eyes on him.

CARTMAN: Ms. Cartman, you and your son live in a hot dog,

CARTMAN: Yeah, neither did I. Sneaky bastard.

Chance of lasting but paid out thousands of dollars anyway.

Chuck Chuck!

Chuck Chuck.

Chunk!

Come on, Karen, please. My friends are down there.

Come on! We gotta make a the commerci!

Come on. Go, kids, go.

Copy, Butters. Do you see the slide we're looking for?

Creating a streaming business that was driving content

Credigree and Tegridy have to work together.

Cry for the commerci. Come on, cry.

Cryptocurrency, and now there's a company

Dad, you're okay!

Detective, my husband is a good man.

Detective, we need to talk to you.

Did he show you his deck?!

Did you know frozen pee can make for a delicious summer treat?

Do you even know what kind of geologist I was, Stan?

Do you know what an exclusive deal is?

Do you know where the owner of Credigree Weed is now?

Do you wanna tell me what's going on, Tolkien?

Do you?!

Documents, contracts, condoms, whatever you can find.

Does your husband have a deck?

Don't any of you fucking touch me!

Don't come another step closer or I shoot Butters.

Don't forget what I have on you.

Don't I?

Don't you ever think, "Wait, the Earth is 75% water.

Don't you fucking touch me!

Don't you get it?

Dr. Marsh, you have all the funding you need.

Due to the streaming wars is irreversible, yes.

Entitled hateful bullshit,

Eric, do you...

Eric, I swear, I have no clue what you're talking about.

Eric, is that a real gun?

Eric, we're trying not to draw attention to oursel...

Eric, where did you get this?

Eric! You can't be in here, I'm grounded.

Everybody gonna want to invest in Pipi.

Everybody to be in one big final commercitogether!

Everybody, we're sorry for the disturbance.

Everyone spread out and see what you can find.

Everyone, my name is Dr. Randy Marsh

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Go pee!

First I smoked weed.

For a commercial shoot.

For Denver's water supply. Go pee, Colorado.

For one streaming service. And what I didn't know...

For our shower water.

For the Pipi streaming service!

Fortune favors the br [gags]

Fortune favors the brave.

Fortune favors the brave. Fortune favors the brave.

Fresh piss on my organic greens.

From the oceans up to the Continental Divide.

From there, we separate the salt from the water,

Fuck everything up, pay people money you don't have,

Fuck yes, it's a real gun. Butters, listen to me.

Fuckin' do it!

Fucking call the police!

Full nuclear Karen?

Get a picture of anything unusual.

Get him out of here!

Get out of here kid, I'm not going to arrest your mom.

Get out of my courtroom."

Giving our entire country enough clean water forever.

Go on, cry, Reesie. You're all a bunch of sellouts.

Go. Go back wherever you're from!

Good people of Denver,

Good, good. You love the pee.

Great.

GUARD: Come on! Something's happened

GUARD: We looked everywhere, sir.

HARRIS: Just relax.

HARRIS: You traveled all over the state and demanded to

HARRIS: You went ballistic on everybody.

Has just thrown out the Cartman v. Cartmancase.

He looks ridiculous.

He might have it all explained somewhere.

He needed to control climate change.

He paid people too much money

He used the water commissioner to get us

He used us, Randy.

He's just some scientist, h he came out of nowhere.

He's pulling down his pants.

Hello, I'm Larry David.

Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry

Hello?!

Hello?! Where are Eric, I can see you!

Hey, do you mind, sir? My eyes are up here.

Hey, everybody! Look!

Hey, Nelson! How's it going up there?

Hey, stop right there!

Hey, there's some little brown chocolates on the floor.

Hey, wait.

Hey, what are the kids doing?

Hey.

Hey. Hey there.

Hi, my name is Naomi Osaka.

Hi. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

Hi. I'm Matt Damon.

His time at a waterpark.

Hold on!

How about we round them up and go take a nice walk

How am I supposed to show you when I don't even know

How did we miss him?!

How far along this all is.

How to get saltwater to the desalinization plant.

How to get the saltwater to it.

Huh?

I am staring you dead in the eye.

I asked you to take care of anybody who might get in my way!

I can tell you why.

I can't cry pee.

I can't even remember the old me.

I cry?

I didn't even really know what it was!

I didn't just become Karen overnight.

I didn't kill anyone!

I don't care about Credigree Weed anymore.

I don't know how you get saltwater

I don't know! People are saying that my dad caused all this.

I don't see the slide that matches

I found the slide where the photo was taken!

I give you half of the company, huh?!

I got women everywhere excited about investing in crypto.

I guess we all just got greedy, Dad.

I happen to know for a fact that while the rest

I have a plan to pipe the water

I I made this, like, three years ago.

I just wanna be a lifeguard.

I just want to fix the drought.

I know that my dad wouldn't just run and hide!

I know that's not true.

I let myself in because it's a free country

I need to know what you remember, Karen.

I need your help, Randy. I can't go to the police.

I pay taxes!

I really thought I could make a difference this time.

I remember that day at school, Tolkien.

I said "excuse me."

I see you behind the fucking tree!

I started a streaming service...

I think crypto is a great idea

I think I can explain it all.

I think we can have this thing up and running

I think what we should do

I told you, I told you kill anyone

I used to be a scientist. Do you remember that?

I wanna speak to your...

I want in your waterpark right now!

I want no playing, no reading and no thinking about fun stuff.

I want that desalinization plant gone

I want the manager of the airport here!

I want the manager of the fucking airport here!

I wanted a deck in my hands so bad that I didn't care

I wanted my mom to get fake tits

I wanted to be a scientist because

I warned them about the day after tomorrow.

I was a "fluvial geomorphologist."

I was just out bitching because all I cared about

I was the one who warned the town about a volcano.

I'd like to show my deck to each and every one of you.

I'm afraid all of this has become

I'm afraid this could be a dead end, guys.

I'm looking for my dad, too.

I'm looking for something, all right?

I'm never going back.

I'm not wasted, you're wasted!

I'm Reese Witherspoon.

I'm scared it might have been looking for you.

I'm sorry that I can't always be the son that you need.

I'm sorry, folks, the waterpark is closed

I'm sorry, guys. I got played.

I'm sorry, Mr. Pipi,

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone, please.

I'm sure that you've both seen his deck

I've accounted for the elevation

I've wanted two things.

If I smoke this... I won't remember any of you.

If that little thing

In Denver, you caused a 20 car pileup.

In just a few days I will reopen my waterpark

In the mountains who could be a problem!

In the streaming wars, is that correct?

In the world.

In your streaming service.

Instead of content driving the business.

Is an ocean water desalinization plant.

Is collected for Pipi's streaming service.

Is gonna be climate change someday,

Is that correct?

Is there, like, a manager I can speak to somew...

Is try to reach out to it,

It affect me. My waterpark.

It almost seems impossible.

It didn't make sense to me.

It doesn't have to be like this, Karen. Let us get you some help.

It doesn't work like that.

It is a my honor to give you all of the pee that I can.

It just started tearing through people.

It ripped apart the watershed and took

It was climate change, Randy!

It will be like none of the past few days ever happened.

It's all wrecked!

It's good. Fast.

It's Karen!

It's like a little bear pig...

It's my pleasure to announce that the city of Denver

It's not my fault streaming services paid people more

It's not our fault that the streaming wars happened!

It's okay, Randy.

It's okay, you can come out.

It's okay. It's okay. We're not gonna hurt you.

It's working!

Just do it, baby, please!

Just focus on the fucking plan, Eric!

Just just let him do it, kids.

Just proof once again, Tom,

Just stay still.

Karen is gone. Okay?

Karen is the only one that can get past security

Karen's clear!

Keep the pipe on the downward slope.

Knew about it the entire time!

LAWYER: And, uh, Mr. Marsh, you were involved

LAWYER: Please state your name for the record.

Let's go. Move. Move!

Let's smoke some weed!

Little boy, we're just a bit shocked to see that.

Little Popsicle stick boats for streaming services?

Look at all of them.

Look, I know we've had our differences.

Looks like he's in the basement bathroom.

ManBearPig is afraid? Of what?

ManBearPig is leaving with PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck.

ManBearPig to work for him and murder the competition.

Mark down: "8:35, started taking shit."

MATT DAMON [over video]: ...for water.

Maybe the next time you decide to pit streaming services

Maybe we have some kind of intruder, huh,

Me and all my Hollywood friends have a little secret to share.

Mm, they're just in their rooms, hanging out.

Mom, I'm sorry.

Most streaming services is really worth a shit,

Motherfucker!

Move in!

Mr.... Mr. Marsh?

My dad is missing, that is correct.

My dad isn't capable of killing anyone.

My eyes are up Dude!

My favorite beverage every day!

My fellow Coloradoans,

My own waterpark and to only have to pay

My uncle Larry showed me his dick once.

My wife said Tolkien and his friends

NELSON: Randy! Randy!

No, 'cause clearly you're not in charge!

No, Eric! No!

No, no, no, it's okay!

No, see, what he did was

No, wait.

No, you you all need to get a life!

No! You leave! I'm an American!

No.

No. No!

Not all of it.

Not many people know about PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck,

Now just be a slut for Pipi.

Now maybe, Matt Damon, you splash pee

Now that guy is dead and my mom is acting strange.

Now you all play in the pee a little bit.

Now, obviously, your husband had some kind

Of a new desalinization plant.

Of bigger business plan.

Of course my husband has a dick.

Of knockers I'd ever seen in my life.

Of the competition in the streaming wars.

Of the state is suffering,

Of women get fake breasts all the time.

Oh, and hey, Nelson?

Oh, and hey, Sharon?

Oh, come on, Reesie.

Oh, God, that's so cheesy.

Oh, God...

Oh, hang on a second, it's Nelson.

Oh, here we go again.

Oh, hey, honey.

Oh, I think he's gonna take a shit.

Oh, look out! ManBearPig!

Oh, nope, he's turning back around.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, thank you! Thank you, Denver!

Oh, you don't like that, huh?

Oh, you fucked now, Karen.

Oh, you help Pipi so much!

Okay okay, that's it.

Okay, fine, if you don't leave, I'm gonna call the police.

Okay, hit it.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, I'm done.

Okay, it works. Bring in the rest!

Okay, now everyone look like you're having fun!

Okay, okay, everyone back just stay back!

Okay, that's good, that's good.

Okay, that's great, guys.

Okay, we obviously have a bit of a Karen here, let's, uh...

Okay, well, I think you should leave now.

Okay, whatever, but you have no proof

Okay.

Okay. Please leave, okay?

On fucking my mom for a long time!

On Reesie Witherspoon.

Or maybe is it that you wanted the drought to Butters,

Pee can be used for almost anything.

People would be very interested to see

Pipi controls everything!

Pipi tried to have me killed but some little beaver thing

Pipi water.

PIPI: Ever since I can remember,

PIPI: Good. Good.

PIPI: Well, I don't know, but it needs to be a fixed, okay?

PIPI: Well, look harder, you stupid fuck!

Pipi?

Please stop staring at my titties.

Please, I have to get to the front!

Randy Marsh has the better deck!

Randy, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Randy, it's good to have you back

Randy, what are we...

Randy, what's going on?

Randy? What are you staring at?

Randy. Thank you so much.

Read about how none of the streaming services had any

Read about how the water commissioner of Colorado

Saline implant! Holy fuck!

Saline in the plant.

Saltwater saline.

Saved me. Please.

Science always has an answer.

Scientists solve problems.

Scusi,who let you in?

Scusi?

See what it needs and see if it can

See? I I keep them safe, uh huh.

Seems like he's looking for something.

She's the mother of my f acquaintance.

Shh! Butters, stop.

Shouldn't we, like... kill it?

Sit down, ManBearBitchy!

So Oh, sorry.

So happy that that you cry.

So I can get these stupid things out?

So now he's got a huge company but all he's delivering is piss.

So she could marry the rich guy across the street.

So when I said, "If you don't get fake tits I will,"

So you refused even though tons

So you sped up climate change

So, if you don't mind, I'd like to show you my deck.

So, if you make an exclusive deal with a streaming service,

So, maybe now, will you get fake tits

So, then why not just give back the money?

So!

Somebody get this Karen out of my face y!

Somebody manipulated the system.

Somebody who can go down to that waterpark

Someone bought up all the water

Someone who studies the changes in streams and rivers.

Someone worked with the Colorado water commissioner

Someone's been fucking with my Tegridy!

Something going on down here!

Sorry about the whole "weed thing."

Stop looking at my tits! Yes, you are!

Stop staring at my tits.

Sure is a lot of pee!

Surveillance camera caught him enjoying

Take the kids to the basement and lock the door.

Tegridy took over my life

Tell the boss we caught 'em!

Than was sustainable in any business model.

Thank you, everyone, for coming

Thank you!

Thank you. I just want to say to my mom...

Thanks, Nelson.

That he would tell people they exist.

That he's hiding because he knows he's guilty.

That is correct.

That it was my dad who did anything.

That pasta cooked in pee water tastes just fine.

That streaming services have made everything suck.

That's a negative, Blackhawk. Got nothin' here.

That's been messing with my stuff, huh?

That's doing business in America.

That's doing the sabotage, you know!

That's okay, Randy.

That's right.

That's why when my family is enjoying festive party games,

That've been messing with the equipment down here.

The answer...

The damage that has been done to our fresh water

The elevations are just too extreme.

The fuck is that?

The guy who lived here didn't move away. He was killed.

The judge said, quote, "You're all a bunch of shitheads.

The most watched videos on YouTube.

The one in the picture, Tolkien.

The only explanation is that she's fucking Tolkien

The only thing stopping us from not

The park's closed, they're filming a commercial.

The pee pee gonna come down

The people were all excited about the possibility

The plant is almost ready to go and I still can't figure out

The plant!

The problem is actually getting enough pressure

The steaming wars got out of hand.

The Thanksgiving Day Special? You saved this?

The waterpark.

The whole state.

The whole thing was a lie!

Then I smoked too much weed.

Then I started a weed farm and then I got entitled

Then Pipi does win.

Then read it.

There can only be one streaming service.

There has to be an answer.

There simply isn't a choice anymore,

There you are! What's going on?

There! You see? Karen is right there!

There's a bad guy out there getting away

There's a big chain of corruption

There's a guy here who's just totally staring at my tits.

These people are all staring at my fucking tits!

They don't know you're down here, do they?

They'd go after it.

They're such perverts!

This drought, i it affect everybody.

This is gonna be the best commerciwe ever make a!

This is the business proposal deck

This must be where all the pee

This place is massive. They had to have

To be a part of filming my new commerci.

To compete with the weed farm across the street.

To find out who is fucking their mom.

To get fake tits so that the rich guy

To get the saltwater up here to the plant.

To get your way.

To invest in your dumb shit

To make the commercifor me!

To start our streaming war against each other.

To the drought that has crippled our state.

To the outtake valves again!

To to cause the drought!

To your own fucking country?!

Today we try for a new beginning.

Today we will try to put an end

Tolkien is fucking my mom.

Tolkien, I wanted the guy who lived here to be my dad.

Tolkien, my eyes are up here,

Tom, I'm standing outside the courthouse where the judge

Tom, it looks like after several days of nothing,

Tons of women with fake tits.

Uh, no, we actually just got here recently, sir.

Uh... uh... um...

Um, my job was to eat the Popsicles.

Up here without a tremendous amount of energy.

Use the restroom, just let it go in one of our many pools.

Wait a minute. Did he tell you his business plan?

Was getting high and rich.

Was that a child will stop at nothing

Was that my own employees

We all got played, Dad.

We are living in a severe drought.

We are living through a horrible time.

We aren't the ones who are ever gonna help anything.

We can also use urine for our shower water.

We can own the only streaming service in the world together!

We can water our lawns with it.

We didn't find anything.

We didn't know what we were doing.

We do it in pee.

We finally caught the little buggers

We got Matt Damon to tell every woman

We have a great team, no?

We have enough water for the summer now. Fuck it.

We have to find alternate sources for water.

We have to have water, Karen.

We hope you have a magical day and if you need to

We made stuff for streaming services, yes.

We need Karen back, Dad.

We now believe that he caused the whole drought to happen.

We think the person who killed Robert Cussler

We were busted out by our new friend.

We'll let you know as soon as we get things back open again.

We're all supposed to believe that streaming services

We're the ones who make everything worse.

We've been doing research, Tolkien.

We've been set up, Butters.

Well, I'd like to see it, if that's okay with you.

Well, I'm sure he was at one point.

Well, I'm sure that's true.

Well, if you look at it, only about a fourth of what's on

Well, you can't, Randy.

Went to look for me at the waterpark.

Were all our fault.

What about over by the funnel cakes, Eric?

What are you doing down here?

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about?

What do you say, ManBearBitchie?!

What does that have to do with the rich guy

What exactly are we looking for?

What exactly was your job in making these

What if he needs me right now?

What the fuck are you doing here?!

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck is that thing?

What the fuck? How can we not have enough water, right?"

What?

What?!

What... what happened?

What's going on, Dad?

Whatever Tolkien's father says because he's afraid.

When all of you hear about droughts in our country,

When did that happen, Stan?

When I made my Superbowl commercial for crypto,

When you made your deals for streaming services,

Where did you come from?!

Where did you get this?

Where the fuck am I?

Where the thrills and fun are all 100% urine.

Which will now run on 100% pee!

While actually devaluing the artists,

Whip it out, bro!

Who are you? Did you bandage me up?

Who can give us that new source.

Who is now using climate change to make a profit!

Who is the manager of this fucking shithole?!

Who is this guy talking about a desalinization plant?!

Who lived here moving away?

Who made a commercifor crypto

Who started the streaming wars on purpose

Who would have killed him?

Who?

Who's tellin' me to... [shrieking]

Who's there? Goddamn it, I I'm the fuckin' lifeguard.

Whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute, ManBearBitchie.

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whose deck it was.

Why don't you tell everyone what you've been doing?!

Why my mom was being so stubborn.

Why she wouldn't do what I asked.

Will be investing heavily in the Pipi streaming service.

Will you please stop staring at my tits.

With a little accidente,eh?

With an Impossible Burger.

With another streaming service, can you?

With fake tits to be brave!

With murder, Butters. And we have to catch him.

With our new test subject.

With Pipi+.

Would try to fuck me!

Yeah, 'cause you're on the itty bitty titty committee, bitch!

Yeah, and then you pay celebrities to get people

Yeah, but that all sounds really hard.

Yeah, I need a break and they need a dad. Come on.

Yeah, looks like someone has been planning

Yeah, no shit, 'cause you're a murderer!

Yeah, we did it! We did it!

Yeah, well, let's just keep working.

Yeah. I think it's the best special you ever made.

Yes, because I'm sick of you doing extreme things

Yes, Eric, you know that's correct.

Yes, I know what an exclusive deal is.

Yes, Reesie, you so happy in the pee, it make you cry.

Yes. Good, Tolkien, I think you're starting

You a little ManBear bitch, that's what you are!

You are being grounded.

You asked to speak with the manager.

You can call me Karen all you fucking want!

You can't make an exclusive deal

You don't have to be afraid of people.

You felt bad for me?

You guys, seriously, the fuck is that?

You have to, Dad.

You just get in,

You just told me to go ahead.

You just wanna fuck Pipi!

You know, in police work, we don't always get it right.

You laughing, you having fun.

You might think differently when you hear what we have to say.

You no wanna hurt Pipi. Look at everything we've done!

You probably don't even have a fucking green card, do you?!

You probably made a lot of money, huh?

You see, for Pipi's plan to work,

You see, I have all the celebrities here.

You see, your dad used ManBearPig to get rid

You slut yourself out for crypto,

You sort of leveraged them against each other, didn't you?

You splash a the pee on each other.

You the boys that make a the little boats a. No?

You wanna fuck with Pipi, huh?

You wanna tell me what the fuck is going on?!

You were the one who said I should build the boats.

You... went down to the Colorado State Water Commission's office.

You're all a bunch of stinky poopy babies!

You're not going to fix it because

You're not so bad yourself, babe.

You're the little "sabotagis"

You've heard me talk about the wonders of

You've heard me talk about the wonders of cryptocurrency,

Your dad has been out living it up.

Your father killed Robert Cussler.

Your Honor, I'd like to introduce Exhibit D

Your husband is a very dangerous man.

Your pee will be collected and harvested

Your rival here somehow got

[alarm blaring] [clamoring]

[clattering] Hello? Who's there?

[grumbling] Oh, Christ. No.

[people scream] [glass shatters]

[Randy yelling] [people screaming]

[roaring] [people screaming]

[roaring] [screaming]

[snaps fingers] Oh...

♪ ♪ [gavel banging]

♪ ♪ [zipper closes]

♪ I'm Randy♪ ♪ Randy♪

♪ Our dear friend♪ ♪ We missed you, Randy♪

♪ Randy, Randy♪ ♪ I'm Randy.♪

a scientist! [feedback screeches]

Any luck? No.

Butters. [yells]

Do you mind? Yes.

for tests in a week. That's amazing.

Fortune favors the brave. Fortune favors the brave.

Fucking call 'em! MAN: Okay. Karen.

Go ahead, Tolkien. Sir,

Go back to Mexico. WOMAN: Listen. I said

HARRIS: In Bangladesh... [no audio]

Hi. I'm Matt Damon. Dad?

How did I just sit by and let the world sink to this? We can also use urine

How's it all going? Oh, thanks, honey.

Huh?! Call a manager now! Five people were severely injured.

I don't have a right to be here?! Outside the State office

I have no idea! Sure!

Is he dead? Not yet.

It's over. We did it! We did it, Dad!

Looking for what? Anything.

MAN: Okay... Call the cops, goddamn it, if you don't like me over here.

No... Yes, Butters.

Oh, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa.

Oh, shit, it's Karen! What?

Oh, shit. Go, go, go. [Butters yelling]

Oh... Oh, that's okay.

Okay, please please leave. No! You're a piece of shit

or something. You sure?

Please, I have an announcement. [feedback screeches]

see everyone's managers. He's the one he's the one that went off.

Stan Marsh. [page turns]

to live in... RANDY [distant]: Wait!

to reason with it. [heavy door opens]

Wait. Oh, my God. What?

We can't! Why not?!

What have I become, Stan? We can water our lawns with it.

What? The whole streaming wars!

What's going on up there? You don't even know what the fuck you're doing!

where he is? All right. If you want to

Where is my dad? Your dad?

Who is that? Excuse me!

Wow, it's the real thing. We gotta go!

Yeah! Yeah, Dad!

Yeah? Yeah.

You okay? Pee can be used for almost anything.

'Cause the money is all in Cartman's fucking tits!

'cause you know it's fucking dumb!

'Kay, Mom, well, I hope you learned your lesson.

"I just wanna be a lifeguard."

["You Don't Miss Your Water" by Otis Redding playing]

[all crying]

[all murmuring in agreement]

[applause]

[birds chirping]

[breathing heavily]

[cheering and whooping]

[cheering continues]

[cheering loudly]

[cheering]

[chuckles]: Yeah, well, who does, huh?

[coughs, gags]

[croaking]: Fortune...

[gags]

[gallery gasping]

[gasping]

[grunting] It's no use, we can't hack through the bars.

[grunts, stammers, exhales]

[grunts]

[gurgling]

[humming, grunting]

[in distance]: I want to speak to someone in charge! No!

[man coughs, sniffles]

[monitor beeping steadily]

[muffled]: What the hell is he doing?

[no audio]

[others gasping, murmuring]

[quickly]: Fortune favors the brave.

[quietly]: Chuck Chuck?

[quietly]: Chuck Chuck.

[quietly]: Fortune favors the brave.

[retches]

[retching]

[reverberates]: manager!

[roaring]

[roars]

[water drips echoing]

[whistle blows]

♪ 'Cause you're going back to Randy♪

♪ ♪

♪ Always so patient♪

♪ Always so smart♪

♪ And now that man is coming back♪

♪ But now that you left me♪

♪ But now that you've left me♪

♪ But today he's making the change for good♪

♪ Everyone needs you, Randy♪

♪ Gonna take my life back with my baby tonight♪

♪ Good Lord, good Lord, how I cried♪

♪ He grew to be a man of such good will♪

♪ He had so much but he threw it away♪

♪ Here I am trying to make it right♪

♪ I could not see, now♪

♪ I miss my water, I keep missing my water...♪

♪ I missed me, Randy♪

♪ I never thought you'd ever leave me♪

♪ I never thought, no♪

♪ I was too blind♪

♪ I'm going back to Randy♪

♪ I've been acting like a fool♪

♪ In the beginning♪

♪ It seems such a long time♪

♪ It's like you just became a one note♪

♪ It's so good to have you back now♪

♪ Oh, how I cried, I keep crying♪

♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy, we missed you, Randy♪

♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy♪

♪ Ooh, you don't miss your water♪

♪ Our dear friend, Randy♪

♪ Overwrought part of the show♪

♪ She'll take you...♪

♪ She's a summertime girl...♪

♪ She's a summertime girl♪

♪ She's only 17...♪

♪ Since we've seen our old friend♪

♪ Since we've seen you, old friend♪

♪ Somewhere along he got off track♪

♪ There was a boy I used to know♪

♪ Till your well runs dry♪

♪ We missed you, Karen♪

♪ We missed you, Randy♪

♪ We're all so happy about the things you've done♪

♪ We've all been waiting for this day to come♪

♪ Where did you go?♪

♪ Where have you been?♪

♪ With dreams as big as the fire in his heart♪

♪ You don't miss your water♪

♪ You really loved me, oh♪

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