Teen Titans Go! - Season 1 Edit

A birthday gift for cyborg.

A birthday gift for cyborg.

A flavor journey worth a journey of its own.

About that, uh...

Absolutely stunning!

According to that ancient map,

After I revoke your dark powers,

After thinking about what you said, dad,

Ah, it's totally the new game.

Ah, seriously?

Ah, the best kind.

Ah!

Ahhh! Sandwich guardian dude.

Ain't no mountain high enough

All in favor of kicking out every non magical double?

All in favor of kicking the magical doubles out of titans tower

All of this time we have been living with magical doubles?

All opposed?

All powerful trigon, sir.

All yours.

All: No. Uh uh.

All: Trigon?

An old king summoned his sandwich wizard.

And 'cause I love pie, too!

And a delicious lunch.

And get it out of your system.

And he gave me the power to turn into anything I want.

And hearing his actions out of his own mouth only made him feel worse.

And how are you going to defeat

And I am...

And I can totally respect that.

And I've lost my appetite.

And in his underwear.

And it was glorious.

And let our doubles take our place, man.

And letting them fend for themselves on the mean streets of jump city,

And me as a robot.

And me as a robot.

And now for the affections of a strange but endearing alien princess.

And now you have.

And open an inter dimensional portal.

And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

And that's why you're my best friend.

And that's why you're my best friend.

And the party animal himself, beast boy.

And the real you made fun of my pie suit.

And then I was all, "I bet that really burns you up."

And then, I can make him play with beast boy.

And there will be a game called,

And they went out with you?

And this one's covered in ice cream! Ew!

And tracked his pizza deliveries to this apartment.

And tried to steal the sandwich.

And what started as a chance encounter between a voice and a girl,

And yet you choose to be a bean bag.

And you best believe I know

And you know,

And you want sympathy from me?

Any kind we don't care

Any kind, we don't care

Anyways, I'm just making sure my best friend

Are we really that annoying?

Are you my mother?

Are you sure you're okay? You have that look again.

As a sign of profound disappointment.

As his best friend in the whole world,

As long as the presents aren't.

At that moment, robin knew he would do anything in his power

At the supermarket.

Audience: Aw.

Aw, man! You busted the controller!

Awesome!

Awesome. (laughing)

Azarath metrion zinthos!

Azarath metrion zinthos!

Azarath metrion zinthos!

B l u e. And my fortune is...

Bad, silkie.

Beast boy and my double are, like, best friends now.

Beast boy, allow me to introduce you to myself, cyborg.

Beast boy: (laughing) oh, man, you stink!

Beast boy: Just go out with me!

Beast boy: Your dad gave her the power to speak like an earth teen.

Because you've got 30 seconds!

Behold trigon,

Behold.

Being natural allies, they would team up to defeat the evil kung fu bird people.

Boo yah!

Boo yah!

Both: Awesome!

Both: Booya!

Bravo.

But deep down, there was still a good person.

But he'll be back,

But I can't afford the game.

But I cannot. Speedy has already asked me to go with him.

But I don't know how to ask.

But I like to use this staff.

But I lost my hair.

But let's face it, you're wasting your powers here, raven.

But maybe someone else should plan this party.

But we asked!

But you two are disgusting.

But... Ohh!

By using the powers you gave us.

Catch, daddy, catch.

Come on, guys. That's mine.

Come on, sing, little birdie.

Come to think of it, I don't remember a single thing before a couple of months ago.

Conqueror of countless worlds.

Correct.

Correction. I'm you.

Crud!

Cybernetic organism has been dropping hints about.

Cyborg wants me to create a magical double of him.

Cyborg: So you're saying you think beast boy and me are magical doubles, too?

Cyborg: These are strangely starfire specific fortunes.

Cyborg's day of birth festivities myself.

Dare I even ask?

Delicious?

Destroyer of dimensions,

Did I stop you?

Digging, dig... (sniffing)

Do you mind explaining yourselves?

Do you think this spike will be sufficient

Don't be silly, sparkle face.

Don't give up, butterbean.

Don't make me come in there!

Don't wanna talk about it.

Don't worry. We've still got a tub of ice...

Don't you get it, star? He's all wrong for you!

Duck, duck, goose!

Dude, those sandwich guardians were

Dude, you got it twisted.

Dudes, I should get the first bite.

Duplicate beast boy: You're the best!

Duplicate cyborg: Thanks for the snacks.

Easy cheesy, rave, you can do it.

Easy for you to say. I don't wanna get eaten anymore.

Eh, my sandwiches still look better.

Enjoyed a birthday party.

Enough with the resume, dad.

Enslaver of civilizations.

Even though reason said he should be more concerned

Exact replica, huh? I'll be the judge of that!

Exactly what my best friend wants.

Excuse me, but are you my mother?

Excuse me.

Exit's the other way.

Face pie.

Finally.

Fine.

First as a sidekick, then a hero,

First, draw your power from the terror

For something important.

For tail pinning?

For the leader of the titans.

For you, cyborg window hallucination.

Forget the snacks. We'll just play some video games.

Friends don't care about how much money you spend.

G r e e e e n.

Give me that bacon.

Glad you and robin aren't so gullible.

Go ahead and annihilate them, dear.

Good going, cy! Now, neither one of us has a best friend.

Goodbye, speedy.

Goodbye.

Granting powers for us all along.

Great. Right in the middle of the best part of pretty pretty pegasus.

Greetings, I am starfire,

Gross, gross, gross! What's that squiggly thing?

Guess someone is gonna have to pick that up.

Ha, ha! Robin plays baby games!

Ha! It worked! Why?

Haters gonna hate.

Have you witnessed raven's mood?

He brought the sandwich before the king,

He didn't hear me though. He was on fire.

He gave me a dog for a hand.

He is your father?

He knew if he were to live with himself tomorrow he'd have to come clean today.

He realized the sandwich was too powerful.

He's gone for now.

He's not your typical dad.

Hello, speedy.

Help me. Help me. I'm dying.

Here is a coupon.

Here is what I was gonna give you!

Hey, beast bud. You hungry?

Hey, cyborg. I thought I'd give you

Hey, looks like everyone went home.

Hey, rave.

Hey, raven.

Hey, starfire.

Hey, starfire.

Hey, we cool, man!

Hey, what's up?

Hey, you okay, beast boy?

Hi, I'm raven's father.

Hi, starfire.

Hi!

Hidden among the stars.

Hidden away from those who would use its power for evil.

His actions were just terrible!

His breath smells like a fireplace.

Hmm, sorry.

Hmm, we don't exactly see eye to eye to eye.

Hmm! Then could you at least duplicate this last slice of pizza

Hola, starfire!

Holla!

How are you gonna eat with no teeth?

How are you talking like that?

How can you stand to look at that face?

How could I when I know the real reason you're here

How did anyone manage to transport this earth fruit to the lylap system?

How do you live like this?

How dumb can you be?

How is your back?

Huh, huh?

Huh, pie bro.

I already love you though.

I always know exactly what he wants.

I am beginning to wish I declined your invitation tonight in favor of robin's.

I am thinking perhaps

I assume you saved the most dangerous ingredient

I barely made it out of there alive.

I bet it's not that new video game that a certain

I can dig it.

I can relate. I mean, I am half robot, after all.

I can't be there.

I can't go through with this.

I did! Does that mean you're...

I didn't ask to be a demon spawn, you know.

I didn't do it.

I didn't feel like playing my favorite video game in the whole wide world anyway.

I don't think we need any more pies, granny.

I don't wanna talk about it.

I figured it would be great for you to save some lives

I find your being a gentleman compatible with several traits I possess.

I get first dibs.

I got the heat resistors, baby.

I got the worst of it.

I guess my so called best friend

I had a lot of issues growing up.

I had already enslaved my first dimension.

I hate this game. Can we please do something else?

I have a plan.

I have always felt you two share many visual and auditory similarities.

I have decided to hold the festivities for cyborg here.

I hear she bakes people into her pies.

I knew you would like it. Ha!

I learned something important today, robin.

I left a big bag of tofu chips right here on the...Table.

I like what you did with your hair.

I lost an arm for this sandwich.

I love it! It's well drawn, and thoughtful!

I love you so much, dog hand.

I mean, mmm!

I mean, some people prefer swords or, like, lasers.

I mean, who does that?

I mean, who wouldn't want a father

I mean, you won't have... Look, I just...

I need a slice.

I need some pretzel bread. The freshest you've got. Make it quick.

I never told you to get a stupid job!

I promise I will learn all of the proper earth customs.

I shall retrieve the tomato.

I should get the first bite.

I should get the first of bites.

I suggest beast boy.

I thought I was, but I'm just awful.

I thought maybe you could make a magical double of beast boy.

I thought you guys were playing cavemen and dinosaurs.

I thought you were good at this game, dude.

I told you that sandwich wasn't great.

I used to think your staff was lame, but this is kinda fun!

I was factually incorrect.

I will get a job.

I wish you could at least pretend to be happy to see your dad.

I wonder what her secret is.

I would like that.

I'd drive across the country in a car that smelled

I'd like to first make an example out of one.

I'll actually kind of miss that place.

I'll be working.

I'll take these.

I'll tell you.

I'm digging, digging like a pro, yo.

I'm drawing him as a dog,

I'm drawing him as a dog,

I'm hiding from beast boy so I don't have to play cavemen and dinosaurs.

I'm on it.

I'm only working here so I can buy you an expensive present.

I'm ready to embrace my inner demon.

I'm so close, I can smell it.

I'm so proud.

I'm standing right here.

I'm starving.

I'm supposed to be defending him?

I'm the voice in robin's head.

I've developed a sandwich design

If all the ingredients are brought together.

If I told you where to find a good sandwich?

If you say no, I don't know if I could take it anymore!

In a word, yes.

In all of jump city.

In the far corners of the world.

Incredibly difficult stuff for that sandwich, actually.

Instead of fighting your dad, maybe you should try to be more like him.

Is gonna be at my party.

Is more important than your pal.

Is that an upgraded optical sensor?

Is that not the purpose of the date?

Is this a game?

Is to lecture me about not living up to my potential?

Is why he is guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Isn't that place full of trolls?

It appears to be un good.

It can be found...

It had to be destroyed.

It is nice to meet you, disembodied voice.

It should be right around here.

It was also delicious.

It would grant him eternal life.

It's because the fortunes are for me.

It's fine. Why?

It's just robin makes the best sandwiches.

It's just...

It's just... I can't afford the present

It's my birthday.

It's my job to know.

It's my turn to choose and I wanna play cavemen and dinosaurs.

It's no use, sparkle face.

It's okay.

It's the home of our new friend.

It's time I became the daughter my dad always wanted me to be.

It's time you learned the...

It's true.

It's your fault you lost your best friend.

Just be yourself.

Just keep an eye on him for me, okay?

Just means more pie for us.

Just that you put some thought into it.

Just the last step in becoming truly demonic.

Just three easy steps.

Just trying to make a few extra bucks

Kill us, kill us. You can, like, totally do it.

Later.

Legend says, it can be reforged

Let me go!

Let's see.

Let's talk about this face to face.

Like a hawk.

Like cyborg's pee, all for this sandwich. Ha ha.

Like mine.

Look again, bro.

Look at this.

Look, my father, trigon, is...

Look, you got to help me. This game is going to be the death of me.

Look.

Looks like someone beat us to it.

Looks like you lose.

Looks, you're pretty angry, huh?

Love.

Magic is a powerful tool, not to be used for petty reasons.

Male voice: Finally, robin had come to his senses.

Male voice: He's not the one who's hearing voices.

Male voice: Robin had finally won starfire over, but at what cost, he wondered.

Male voice: Speedy had always been the chief rival of robin.

Male voice: That's what I've been trying to tell him.

Male voice: There was something about starfire that made him nuts.

Man: Help me! Help me! I'm dying!

Man! I am so clumsy today.

Master of the dark,

Me and cyborg have asked out tons of girls.

Me neither.

Mmm.

My arm!

My dad's got princess starry eyes and the beast brain

My father is coming here for a visit.

My hair!

My sandwiches are the best, period.

My teeth!

My treat.

Nice hat.

Nice to meet you, princess silkiesoft.

No introduction needed, boy wonder.

No offense, starfire,

No way can it top my sandwich science.

No way!

No, I suspect the secret ingredient is love.

No, the nuts that made you hear voices in your head, voices like mine.

No!

No! (grunts)

No! Wait! We're supposed to be best friends!

No.

Nope! My turn!

Not dressed like that, of course.

Not expensive enough for you, fancy pants?

Not interested.

Not the kind of nuts that put a knot in your stomach

Nothing personal.

Now can I get it back?

Now I can veg out on myself.

Now I will speak the ancient legendary sandwich words of power.

Now you know how we feel.

Now, focus that power,

Now, then... (clears throat)

Now!

Of broken glass for this sandwich.

Of course I did.

Of every earth child's nightmares.

Oh, brother!

Oh, bummer, dude.

Oh, but it is true.

Oh, cleaning crew!

Oh, come on, raven. Please! Please! Please! Please!

Oh, gross!

Oh, here it comes.

Oh, I see.

Oh, is it story time?

Oh, it's just...

Oh, it's on now.

Oh, man!

Oh, man! I want to eat it twice.

Oh, mmm, yup.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, please don't say no!

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, we love, love, love love, love pie

Oh, we love, love, love love, love pie

Oh, why were we ever fighting?

Oh, wonderful!

Oh, wow, blueberry.

Oh, wow. Bubbles.

Oh, yeah, lettuce.

Oh, yeah! Sure!

Oh, yeah. I'd crawl over a hundred miles

Oh, yes, the last ingredient is pretzel bread.

Oh, yes. I have decided to plan

Oh!

Oh! Kidnapping is so boring!

Oh! Score!

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, and you think he's gonna like it?

Okay, dude.

Okay, I'm bored.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay, raven, what's bugging you,

Okay, thanks anyway.

Okay, very funny, guys!

Okay, yup. I'm a big baby. Can I have it back now?

Okay! Sheesh!

On the seventh,

One mesozoic, two mesozoic, three mesozoic...

Ooh, what you got?

Ooh, whatcha got there?

Ooh! I also made these for the party.

Oops! Speaking of jobs.

Or made you want to climb a mountaintop to shout out your feelings.

Or we'll never make it

Perhaps I have taken you for granted.

Perhaps the two of you could just be best friends again.

Please be "millionaire."

Please! Please! Please!

Princess silkiesoft.

Probably for thanksgiving.

Psyche!

Raise your hand.

Raven was right all along.

Raven, you've got trigon all wrong. He's a great dad.

Raven: In an age long forgotten,

Raven: Oh, look, sparkle face. It's licorice forest.

Raven: One night, the prince betrayed the king,

Raven: The next ingredient is the king's lettuce, buried deep underground.

Raven: The next ingredient is the stellar tomato.

Raven.

Raven's not much of a conversationalist, is she?

Really gets the job done.

Really?

Relax, I just washed my hands.

Right on the head.

Right, beast boy?

Robin, what are you doing here?

Robin, you did all that for me?

Robin: Ah, balloon animals.

Robin: Notice anything different, raven?

Robin: Two, three, four, five.

Second, even if it is true,

See? Just... (grunting)

Seriously, you have no idea what a wiener my dad can be.

Seriously?

She must have a thing against powerful men, you know?

Shh. Here she comes.

Since you love gifts so much,

So basically, making a few extra bucks

So he could rule his kingdom forever.

So he did. He told her everything.

So I can drown my sorrows in food?

So I can play video games with them?

So I was thinking, maybe tonight we can

So just leave me alone.

So the ingredients were hidden away

So, anyone want to watch pretty pretty pegasus?

So, sit right there and learn from the masters.

So, still want me to be...

So, there are four of them now, huh?

So, what is it?

So, you're saying, you'd leave this tower,

Someone's been reading too many fairy tales.

Something tells me he's about to blow any chance he has with starfire forever!

Something tells me I just figured out

Sorry, bro. We only have two controllers.

Sorry, cyborg. I just have more in common with cyborg.

Sorry, dad. Looks like I'm going to flunk out of demon school.

Sorry, dude.

Sorry, dude. We would never do something like this.

Sorry, I've got better things to do. Like restock the toothpaste.

Speedy already asked her!

Speedy has a date with starfire tonight, and I'm going to keep it.

Speedy has been acting quite strangely.

Speedy!

Starfire does make you act a little nuts, doesn't she?

Starfire: After much research,

Starfire: Is this really necessary, speedy?

Straight up, awesome!

Sure, but it would have to be a legendary sandwich,

Sure, just let us clear this level.

Sure!

Surely that is more important than a hand.

Take your friends for some pizza.

Taking time off from your jobs.

Terrible!

Thank you!

Thank you.

That cyborg really wants.

That was harsh, man, even for her.

That will take your mouth on a flavor journey.

That's actually a good choice.

That's dumb and you made it up.

That's gonna be awkward since I'm already marrying her.

That's my little tyrant.

That's okay.

That's what I thought.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

The honor is mine.

The key to immortality,

The king commanded him to create a sandwich of power.

The knee, crack! Clavicle... Whatever!

The most powerful being in the universe?

The mother mae eye makes the best pies

The mystical bacon is here on the lava lake.

The old king was heart broken.

The one you should know I can never afford.

The only thing left to do is kill all your friends.

The really expensive one.

The sandwich will look beautiful in my hair.

The sandwich wizard labored in his tower for six days.

The secret ingredient is definitely love.

The tower is now overrun with doubles!

The worst part is, they put the tub back in the freezer even though it's empty!

Then could you at least duplicate this controller

Then eradicate them anyway.

Then get a job, you bum.

Then I will destroy your friends.

Then the celebration is a great success.

Then the real deal should be in there!

Then we can get ice cream to celebrate.

Then you better start running.

There are four ingredients.

There is an ancient sandwich of power,

There's something called knocking, dad.

There's this new restaurant opening tonight that she wants to try,

Thinking he's the greatest thing since toilet paper.

This guy? Are you kidding?

This is an excessive use of force, sir.

This is great! Now, I have a new best friend.

This is the first time I've ever actually

This is too much trouble for a tomato.

This must be the containment vessel for the tomato.

This place is a pigsty.

This place is really bumming me out.

This sandwich better be worth it.

Though starfire was his dream, he could not compromise his conscience.

Thought it might be sore from carrying batman all these years.

Time to get our pie on.

Time we talked about something really important.

Titans, go!

Titans, go!

Titans, go!

To build a new hand with one hand?

To find out if one is compatible?

To force the others to swear their allegiance,

To keep me away from this sandwich.

To princess puffball's birthday party.

To see my only daughter and her friends, of course.

To stop speedy from winning over starfire.

To torment a species for no reason, huh?

Too easy, baby.

Totally! This is what I do on all of my dates!

Trigon is one of the most powerful beings in the entire universe.

Trigon said that you could have been

Trigon.

Two, three, four, five.

Ugh, he got to you too, silkie?

Ugh! Not to mention that voice!

Uh huh, I'm digging,

Uh huh. Could you hand me the toothpaste?

Uh, gross.

Uh, I thought maybe you'd like to go.

Uh, I thought you were making a sandwich.

Uh, nothing.

Uh, yeah. Thanks for noticing,

Uh, yeah. That's about right.

Uh, yes. Good times, huh?

Us, apparently.

Wait, but I thought you said robin and I were basically the same.

Wait! I don't really have any memories in the tower.

Wait! Star, there...

Wanna get something to eat?

Watch this.

Watched by the fierce sandwich guardians.

Way tougher than we thought.

We found raven's spell book and figured out how to cast the spell ourselves.

We found raven's spell book and figured out how to duplicate ourselves.

We got sick of it. So now we're playing invasion of the bubblebots 2.

We got to get that sandwich.

We have no idea where to look.

We have to get the candy keys from gumdrop goblin.

We shared lots of good memories there.

We sure...

We thought that might happen.

We'll be able to make princess puffball's birthday

We'll be trapped in this candy dungeon forever!

Well, as team leader, and sandwich expert,

Well, I guess you get a pass.

Well, it doesn't mean I won't be a millionaire.

Well, my hallucination of you in the store window did.

Well, since I need a new best friend,

Well, thanks to you two clowns,

Well, the party can be lame.

Well, yeah, I'd do some, uh,

Whaddup, titans?

What am I doing? Tying speedy up, taking his place?

What are we waiting for?

What do you know,

What do you say you and me get out of here?

What I'm trying to say is that I'll be there, but...

What is all the lo commotion about?

What is it?

What is that?

What is that?

What is wrong with you guys?

What mother mae eye's secret ingredient is.

What you got?

What, raven?

What, you didn't want a power from my dad?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's my fortune? What's my fortune?

What's the haps, players?

What's up, rave?

What's wrong with you?

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite video game?

Whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.

Whatever.

Whatever.

When I say "I want" you say, "pie"

When I say "yummy" you say "pie"

When I say, "I want" you say, "pie"

When I say, "yummy" you say, "pie"

When I still liked you.

When I was your age...

When was the last time you even tried

When you said you wanted to be a hero,

Where all dreams come true.

Where is robin anyway?

Whew!

Whew. Comedy gold.

Which is why we have a contingency plan.

Which reminds me.

Who could grant any power?

Who doesn't?

Who feeds off the suffering of others.

Who had childhood issues, ahem?

Who would win a fight, a ninja or a merman?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not cool.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Sandwich guardian.

Whoa! What?

Whoa! What's wrong?

Whoa! You're a magical double? Just like me?

Whoa. Did you say, "any power"?

Whoo!

Why are you here, dad?

Why are you talking like that?

Why is speedy tied to a chair?

Will have to come over and...

Will you watch speedy for us?

Wish you could make two of me, then I wouldn't have to play...

With the candy keys,

With the voice he kept hearing in his head.

Would soon blossom into the most wonderful...

Would you do it for a scooby snack?

Wow, the supermarket was brutal.

Yeah, I irritate the snot out of her, too.

Yeah, I mean, her dad didn't seem that bad.

Yeah, no kidding, but look.

Yeah, she's been like that for the last few days.

Yeah. I think he's a little... You know?

Yeah. Sorry, bro.

Yeah. Wait, what?

Yep, my dad is literally a demon

Yep, pretty awesome, huh?

Yes, robin was ashamed of the way he acted,

Yes, robin?

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! (laughs)

Yes! Knew it! (laughs)

Yoink!

You are a major wiener.

You are gonna need a drink of water with this hot sauce, baby.

You are making less sense than usual.

You are out of your gourd!

You are the kindest, most honest...

You are the one who cast the spell.

You don't understand.

You first, beasty. Pick a color.

You gonna gum the sandwich down?

You guys eat like animals.

You guys really like pie.

You have nothing in common with robin!

You know how long it's gonna take me

You know my color, bro!

You know, I kinda feel like having...

You know, I'd like to think it's the thought that counts.

You know, that new restaurant is opening tonight,

You know, uh, more than usual?

You mean that's what's inside of people?

You mean the legend's actually true?

You must be cyborg.