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Mr. Baseball (1992)

Mr. Baseball (1992)

"Mr. Baseball" is a sports-comedy film released in 1992. The movie stars Tom Selleck as Jack Elliot, a talented American baseball player who is traded to a Japanese team, the Chunichi Dragons. Finding himself struggling to adapt to the team's traditions and cultural differences, Jack engages in hilarious and heartwarming experiences as he tries to prove himself on and off the field. Alongside Selleck, the cast includes Ken Takakura, Aya Takanashi, and Dennis Haysbert. This delightful film combines elements of sports, comedy, and culture clash, making it an enjoyable watch for fans of both baseball and lighthearted movies. You can play and download the movie soundtrack here.

A little banzai! Wake up in here!
A player's career is short enough
A what?
About breaking Uchiyama san's record,
Accept it
Accept one another
Acceptance is only the first step
Actual baseball is actually occurring.
After an eleven game road trip in which he hit successfully in ten of the games
Again
Ah, don't worry about it Jack the guy's got an obvious weakness
All right, OK OK, fine
Already? Uh...
Also must shave moustache
Also must work on physical condition
Also, 10,000 for disrespect your equipment
Although at first he didn't like you
Always by guys you would not want to ride with
Always making jokes.
And brought in the winning run in 5 of the games
And dads have this very special attitude that they lay on the guy
And games are supposed to be fun
And I am not Japanese man expecting you to, so cool your jets OK?
And I bet that that's sort of an international attitude
And I remember thinking,
And I'll take care of my own face. You just translate what comes out of it. You got me?
And I'm ready y'know I'm just standing there,
And if my moustache gets in the way of my swing...
And if you cannot do team exercises Our team will do yours
And one that hasn't exactly
And some of your boys, they got speed. Let 'em stretch a single. They might not...
And somebody yells, "Hey, Jack. C'mon. Park it!"
And there's lots of little people walking, talking, very fast
And this is your idea of dignified and noble
And this...
And trust your hands
And yet we're losing
And you know something, I gotta admit I didn't want to eat Japanese.
And you know there is no one in the whole goddamn world I'd rather see out there than the old goddamn number 48
And you know what? They could be even better if you didn't scare the shit out of 'em.
And you ought to tell her that sometime
And your family would be all ashamed and the pretty senioritas,
And, I heard him
And... I'm a little you know...
And... you would go?
Any of you guys speak Americano?
Anybody can pull the ball...
Anybody home?
Anytime you get that third strike on you gets awfully tough to battle back
Are you coming in?
Are you finished? Not quite.
Are you OK?
Are you OK? Can give me a hand here...
Are you sleeping in the Giants games?
Aren't you gonna translate the sports page for me?
Arriving drunk and dead tired
Arriving refreshed?
At least they got that right
At least, I thought so.
Aw man
Aw, man I don't believe this
Aw... man.
Aww, come on Hiroko
Bad luck
Bait?
Ball
Ball can't seem to find it
Ball three
Ball three
Baseball is a game
Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun
Baseball is grown men getting paid to play a game
Baseball is work. Not fun.
Baseball?
Batting practice
Be right down!
Because
Because as of tonight, all over Japan, they're practicing Shuutos
Been with a woman in a while...
Big Chief
Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?
Big hit! Happy body!
Big hit! Happy body!
Billy Stevens Jack, used to be with the Orioles. Sure Billy. How's it going?
Bimbos
Breaking Uchiyama san's record for consecutive homerun games
Bullshit?
Bullshit.
Bullshit. Yeah, that's right. These kids can play ball. That's the foundation of this team.
Business concluded
But another beer...
But I'm not glove or bat you pack up and take along.
But in the future
But in the future
But now, he respects you very much
But please challenge it
But then it was like a ray of light that kinda shone down on it
But, "Hiroko, take me to a temple" is new one
But, I'm a big girl. I can do what I want.
C'mon boys
C'mon Doc
C'mon girls! Rally caps
C'mon Igi
C'mon Jack, I know you've been following his stats
C'mon Jack! Park it!
C'mon, c'mon push yourself! C'mon, c'mon!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Pick it up! Pick it up!
C'mon, C'mon! Hundred? OK
C'mon!
Call me Jack
Call me Uchiyama, please.
Calling a goddamn ball in here? That ball was shining my shoes
Can you take it easy man? I told you about this shit. C'mon babe
Can't do that here slugger
Canada... No, not Canada! It goes without saying
Check out time 11 A.M.
Clap twice,
Clap twice,
Clifton is steady, but he will never get back his top game.
Close my eyes,
Close your eyes
CNN sports tonight is big league baseball. Our feature story centers around rookie phenom Ricky Davis of the New York Yankees
Coach.
Collect 'em, trade 'em Show 'em to your friends
Come here to tell me how to take a crap?
Come in, come in
Cut!
Damn it!
Damn... What is that 500 feet?
Definite that baseball and Jack always come before Hiroko and Jack.
Did I miss something here?
Did I read that sign right?
Did I read that sign right?
Different language. Same attitude. Let's go.
Difficulties surround her
Do not make fun of me
Do the hokey pokey! Turn yourself around
Doc?
Does your father know that we've been doing it?
Don't go Sorry
Don't look at it that way
Don't look for logic here man. It's the Giants.
Don't mess with him today Jack
Don't miss
Don't play to win...
Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred
Don't worry none about that Meat. We're all on the same team here right boys?
Don't worry. I'll see to it that you appear in a dignified and normal way.
Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team
Draw it here,
Easy boys, easy!
Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week
Easy, easy Jack, easy!
Elliot san this is Uchiyama san your manager.
Elliot san!
Even before I was a baseball player I was a baseball player
Even before you were a ball player. So go be a ball player.
Everyone can see it but you
Excellent! Places to go, people to meet!
Except I got no choice?! You gotta be kidding...
Excuse me
Exercise
Face stretch now?
Fine
Fine. Deal with the chief.
Fine...
First you got your gaijin strike zone. Roughly the size of a Buick
Five!
For next season?
For the first time today.
For what? Russian dance contests?
Forgot my strength too.
Four things that I accept about myself:
French restaurant.
From now on, different
Funny business?
Gaijin?
Gave me goose bumps
Get drunk and tell off your boss
Get in here and hit
Get in there and take another hack!
Get in there buddy
Get off of me!
Get outta here!
Giants are like the national team around here. They almost always kick the shit out of us
Go ahead
Go get 'em kid.
Good game Jack.
Got any naked pictures of your wife?
Got any naked pictures of your wife?
Got me?
Gotcha
Grea You heard me
Greased BB what?
Great
Great equalizer
Groove on all those rocks and gardens
Grow up!
Hai
Hai
Hai, tea
Hai!... Yes.
Hai?
Hai.
Hai.
Hai.
Hai. Yes.
Hai...
Hanging Toshi, hanging
Harder! Harder, Jack!
Hats off!
Have you got family back home?
He can't hold it against you
He has learned much from you about how to play baseball
He may have loosened up a little. Still Uchi
He must move runner. Get him in a position to tie.
He says, "You have a hole in your swing."
He showed me up
He speaks English
He tipped his hat, he tipped his hat!
He truly believes that you are the real Mr. Baseball
He wants to know what the second one is for
He wants you to know that
He wonders when the next time will be
He's hit dingers in seven consecutive games and tonight he's going for the record.
He's scared of you Jack
Heard there's a Japanese tradition
Hello Doc
Hello?
Her mother raised her. Like mother, like daughter.
Here you go and no sitting on my face!
Here, to here
Hey come on now gimme a break. This is my job.
Hey Doc! Mornin', good to see ya! I've got a little problem Jack
Hey don't do that! Now stop that!
Hey Elliot, how about an autograph?
Hey hey! No slack dude!
Hey Howie
Hey I'm new here huh. Give me a break will ya?
Hey Jack,
Hey Jack!
Hey Max! He's got to let him hit now. Right?
Hey Rye. How are you doing? You still spiking guys with a pick on?
Hey that's great Doc.
Hey, fine bunch of big swinging dicks we've got here
Hey, hell of a connection. You sound like you are right down the street
Hey, I came, I saw, I gave it a whirl.
Hey, I hope you're packed. We're leaving from Tokyo at noon tomorrow.
Hey, I'm sorry!
Hey, Japanese tradition. Anything I want.
Hey, just like back home huh?
Hey, Max Dubois. Around here they call me Hammer. Don't ask me why
Hey, OK
Hey, tapes don't lie
Hey, That's right!
Hey, we're behind. Big difference
Hey, Yoji!
Hey, you glad?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Doc!
Hey! Jack san!
Hey! Ready Chief!
Hi
Hi ro ko
Hiroko
Hiroko is right.
Hiroko?
Hit
Hit
Hold on a minute boys.
Holds the record for most consecutive home run games in the history of the sport
Home
How's that?
Howie Gold. LA Dodgers
Huh?
Huh?
I
I ain't paying those taxes!
I am a woman.
I am not like hostess, here to tell you how great you are.
I am the Japanese manager of a Japanese baseball team that you agreed to play for.
I am. I am.
I betcha never been to Kansas City?
I could piss over that fence
I didn't see my daughter in the stands
I don't believe this I'm a world series MVP
I don't care if he ate his goddamn hat. I've had it.
I don't discuss my sex life with him. No.
I don't have a... oh, wait
I don't understand
I don't want to be in a fight
I had a vision of what I need
I hate this place
I have heard many come on lines in my time.
I hope so.
I hope the two of you will find other things to discuss.
I hope you don't mind. I took the liberty of ordering for both of us
I just do this for you to save face. Besides, press writes their own story anyway.
I just keep thinking someone's gonna see what I'm doing over here and give me a shot in the bigs.
I know my daughter
I know this is some kind of very... innocent, uhh, very Japanese thing that that we're doing here but
I know what I'm doing here. What are you doing here?!
I know you will
I led this club in 9th inning doubles in the month of August
I look good sittin' on that tractor!
I looked at the tapes
I mean he's a goddamn rookie for Christ's sake You gonna be impressed with a 500 foot home run?
I owe you Mukai!
I owe you one Jack
I remember at that exact moment
I said I wanna hit
I said,
I said, "Many torrents."
I saw your commercial. It's uh... interesting
I studied at Parsons School of Design
I suggest you bunt
I suggest you bunt!
I think uh... if it meant beating the Giants he would be all for it
I thought I was everybody's choice?
I thought it was ninety percent of life just to show up
I thought this zen deal might do me some good y'know kinda...
I told you Jack san
I wanted to hit the ball, then all of a sudden I'm trying not to miss
I was thinking of you
I will hit
I will hit, I will hit,
I would hope that you would trust me
I'll be back there hitting them over your head in no time
I'll be thinking about it Be careful.
I'll deal with the press
I'll pick you up at your apartment. 9 o'clock
I'll see ya Jack
I'll see ya out there
I'll shave it
I'm a baseball player
I'm asking you...
I'm back
I'm flying over with Howie Gold from their front office. We're gonna be at the game on Thursday
I'm glad
I'm not in a goddamn slump
I'm not in a sRump
I'm not peeking
I'm ready
I'm really not much of a bath guy
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope you are not disappointed.
I'm talking about bringing you home. Rich Lovett broke his wrist
I'm thinking...
I've been a baseball player all my life
If that was a strike it'd be out of the question
If you want to have a big, wide heart, draw it here
If you want to have a wise brain
Igi doesn't dive so he pulls Itori
In Japan, Jack!
Is a big thing
Is a major pain in the ass but so what? So are you
Is French. Japan has not made this her own. Not yet.
Is that what this is all about?
Is there any reason that you couldn't tell me they were from the same gene pool?
It doesn't work that way
It has been decided that you are fined 50,000 yen for disobeying your manager on the field
It is
It is not enough just to show up
It is your duty to learn my ways. Not the other way around.
It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now
It was the biggest, coldest beer I've ever seen
It wasn't your cup of coffee to begin with
It'd be a shame to track any carpet on the mildew
It's 4 4 ball game can't end in a goddamn tie!
It's beautiful apartment for Japan
It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide
It's gonna cost you Chief!
It's in your contract. Believe me.
It's Japanese tea
It's mostly about your srump (slump)
It's not Canada
It's not his fault.
It's OK.
It's polite
It's your first beat baby
Jack
Jack
Jack
Jack
Jack and Hiroko
Jack Elliot
Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies
Jack please. Hey what's a couple of cocktails cost around here? About 50 billion of these things? That oughta cover it.
Jack san
Jack san
Jack san no!
Jack san, Jack san, you shouldnft be smoking
Jack san, Mukai san wants to talk to you
Jack san, shut your big mouth
Jack san! C'mon!
Jack, damn it. He tipped his hat. That means he didn't mean it.
Jack, don't you think I would have you here if I could?
Jack, it's OK?
Jack, you're on.
Jack!
Jack! C'mon it's a long season. Let's go!
Jack's way, 'ME, ME, ME'! Sometimes acceptance and cooperation are strengths also.
Japan takes the best from all over the world and makes it her own
Japan what you expected?
Japan?
Japanese beef the best you'll ever eat.
Japanese way. Shut up and take it.
Jet's temperature just fine.
Just don't miss.
Just great Jack
Just having a few slow days
Just New York
Just play your position and stop all the bullshit right now! Please!
Just that you're just another gaijin helper
Just wishing it was in the New York daily news
Just...
K
K, I'm ready
Kinda make you waving from your Alfy a freakin' joke Jack
Kobe beef. Fed with beer, massaged by hand.
Kryptonite
Laughing, get the boys' minds off their trouble and let them know it's OK to loosen up a little
Leave my daughter out of this!
Let 'em enjoy it.
Let 'em have a little fun
Let us not forget that
Let's go
Let's go
Let's just say I had a yen to play here
Let's kick ass!
Like come on. I think we're just getting a little bit ahead of ourselves here I mean...
Like father, like son huh?
Listen Jack, the straight shot is that Howie's a...
Listen, you gotta get me outta here
Look man, I have to deal with it, you gotta deal with it
Look, I didn't see him tip his goddamn hat all right?
Look, I'm sorry for the way that I acted
Low tide almost two weeks long
Lower than the lowliest dogs
Lyle Massi Nice to meet you Jackson
Major league baby
Major league hangover coming down
Man, that's some piece of work you raised.
Man...
Man...
Man...
Man... a month ago I was a New York Yankee and here I am getting my balls busted in Japanese
Management wanted Pete, Clifton or Boston
Manuel, look at me
Many torrents. Speak English Yoji.
Marika san?
Maybe I'll break your record
Maybe shed a little light on what's wrong with my swing
Missed your mark again. What?
MISTA BESUBORU TOO FASSU!
Mm hm
Monkey business?
Moon...
Moshi moshi. Hey Jack what do you say big guy?
Mr. Baseball! Right here baby
Mr. Nakamura, president of the Chunichi company
Mr. Nikawa, vice president
Mr. Sato, treasurer
Mr. What?
Mukai
Must be my way
MVP in '61, '62 and '63 and '69
My attitude provides the foundation for this team.
My attitude? That's right
My grandmother has gone to a lot of trouble to prepare a traditional meal.
My number's 48. Always 48
My pleasure. Thanks
My whole life
My whole life
Nah, it's 480 tops. Who is he?
Need someone to tell me how to take a crap.
Never mind
Nice speech coach
No catch. We have business to discuss
No game can continue after 15 innings
No I'm a major leaguer!
No joking.
No joking. Hai.
No peeking
No problem
No shit...
No, but I got some of yours
No, for next weekend
No, Hiroko
No, I don't accept!
No, Jack, he doesn't
No, no, I'm pleased
No, please, tell me
No, thank you
No, that's OK kid
No! Jack!
No! Say it's not Cleveland!
No. I'm out to see my new client
No. Not a bit
No. Tell them to hold off. I'll fax the new set in an hour. OK?
No...
None of those things mean she is Uchiyama's daughter!
Nono, now you own the pussies
Not Cleveland
Not Cleveland...
Not exactly. I couldn't get a pitch
Not just job. It's who you are.
Not just to wave from stands like blonde Bambis
Not ready to hit yet.
Not right now anyway
Not the Chief.
Not while youfre hitting down around .200 Jack
Nothing is definite
Now Elliot, you know I think the goddamn of you
Now I buy the pussies
Now I don't even have that anymore!
Now just take your base and get with the program!
Now let me get this straight you're an American right?
Now listen to me
Now, now, just cool your jets for a minute
Oh I wish I was Doc
Oh no...
Oh, I should have signed up to be a cow here instead of a ball player.
Oh, in Japan, never pour your own drink
Oh, just kidding chief. You're a dream come true
Oh, well you tell him I got a bad wheel
Oh, what a play!
OK
OK
OK
OK
OK, I'm good
OK, OK!
OK, ready?
OK. Jack
OK...
OK... OK
On behalf of The Animal, Hammer, Fly by, Supersonic and the Hit man
Only there's less of us
Or else it's back down to the banana league
Our manager Uchiyama san was Rookie of the Year in 1959
Ouu, major leaguer!
Over here, I'm gaijin, same as you
Own the pussies...
Perhaps weight more on the front foot and more top hand, he says
Perhaps your wheel get stronger with work
Please
Please come in.
Please don't be fooled by thinking this is baseball!
Please don't be fooled by your good game. You still have a hole in your swing.
Please let's go outside. K?
Possibly
Practice
Probably wants to see if you are as good with your bat as you are with your mouth
Problems with authority, the attention span of a gnat, a bad right knee
Push comes to shove y'know you're like all the rest of 'em
Push yourself!
Quiet!
Reach down, and show you a little something. They surprise the hell out of you.
Read it to them Rye Yeah
Ready for party action?
Right foot, in
Right foot, in
Right foot, out
Right there, right there!
Right, sorry
Rita san. Visage of death
Safe!
Safe!
Safe? Safe?!
Same to you
Save it man, you're gonna need it
Say it:
Says you. Hey pal, one more take and I'm outta here!
Screw it man, I don't wanna play where I'm not wanted
See hitting is like the tides. There's high tide, there's low tide. Then there's high tide again.
See who will pick up his contract Line 'em up, let Jack make his trade
See ya at the game big guy
See you tonight
See, just because you speak English doesn't mean we speak the same language
See? It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
See...
Seems like every little strike out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this
Send me a postcard
Seven in a row. Consecutive games? That's right
Shake it all about
Shake that thing white boy!
Shawn, this is really a tough spot for Elliot to be in
She had this all planned. Right down to her exit.
She wants to know what do you think of our country?
Shit
Shit
Shit!
Shit!
Shrine
Shrine, you make offering and pray
Shuuto?
Situation is this. You will not be playing baseball anywhere and I will not be managing
Skip wants to see you
Skip, c'mon. I mean, I know I haven't exactly been raking the ball lately but gimme a couple weeks
Smack it!
Smile Chief
Smiles at you from the stands and offers to buy you dinner
So am I
So do I
So how are things back home
So how's your new client Doc?
So what are you saying?
So when do we make it up?
Some write up ne? Yeah
Someday, I hope to return there with my work
Something very definite
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry buddy no can do
Sorry kid, we'll get 'em next inning.
Sorry! Little joke
Sorry. You don't like?
Spike Lee is shooting his Nike commercial
Stand up Itoi, he ain't coming out
Staring at my bat like I do y'know...
Starting to stink up your harbor
Stay in there Jack!
Strike four!
Strike four. And that one was a dandy. He is really struggling out there
Strike Six! ...how much longer I can watch this. Does the league have a ruling on mercy killing?
Strike three!
Strike!
Stubborn
Swing away
Take a risk damn it!
Taking my base Chief. Taking my base.
Tea
Tea? Yeah
Tell him, this is the way he hired me at
Tell me, what is your deepest fear?
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you. Bye.
Thanks
Thanks a lot
Thanks Chief
Thanks Coach
Thanks... Doc
That is doing it to their little girl
That was four years ago Jack
That will be decided after determining your skill in Japanese baseball
That's for the next time
That's great, Hiroko, just great...
That's horseshit man
That's not the point.
That's OK
That's right
That's temple
That's that rookie first baseman, Davis Over the palm tree
That's the best thing
That's what I said going on five years ago
That's what it's all about
That's what, I want to hear.
The airport's nice... uh... I guess
The big insult here is the way you set me up.
The Dodgers need power and I told them you're the man.
The Dodgers will get a good use out of you. Believe me.
The Dragons can license me out for endorsements and I got no say in it?
The drummer is doing fine without your assistance
The temple I had in mind is farther on
The word's 'come down' Jack
There aren't exactly choices Jack
There's a thousand dollar fine for every strike they throw you babe
There's no way I'm gonna play in Japan!
They get upset if you don't take off your shoes
They love me already, I can tell.
They're fabulous. Especially granddad. What a card!
They're interested.
This ain't no college ball
This Davis kid is the real thing The way it's looking...
This is city
This is crazy Max.
This is good!
This is really good. This is better than Kansas City
This is very Japanese
This isn't it
This way please
Throwing money, ring the bell to wake up the god
Time for nice massage
Tip your hat!
To fall behind in a count like this
Toshi! Yeah?
Turn around
Twenty. That's enough. Time for rest
Two weeks ago you were all over the papers getting nailed doing a hundred and twenty...
Uchiyama please.
Uchiyama san is reminded, you are hitting off the front foot and your top hand must come over more
Uchiyama san wants to know why you are not working with the team
Uh huh true story Hey, check it out guys. Check it out!
Uh oh! Somebody call the fire department!
Uh oh...
Uh, afternoon here in civilization Sport, which is where I hope to have you a couple days from now.
Uh, good morning.
Uh, Hiroko
Uh, my apartment What, you know where I live?
Uh, tell him
Uh, there ain't gonna be a next inning
Uh... your intentions
Um... listen Hiroko, I mean...
Understand this
Usually... that means... that you know she's...
Wait Don't bother Wait!
Wanna see some?
Want some ocha?
Was I right?
Was putting up with hotshots like you.
We are almost there
We are here
We are not at the ball park
We called everyone Jack
We can't!
We can't. It would be a big insult to leave.
We got a call from a manager in...
We have a future?
We need a little fire
We need a little kamikaze
We only had one taker so we... took
We will wash it away.
We wouldn't do that to you
We'll get 'em
We're beating ourselves here
We're down 3 to 1 and I'm walking up to the plate y'know. There's two men on.
We're not athletes, we're baseball players
We're playing like a team here Chief. Don't back out on 'em now.
Welcome Jack Elliot
Welcome to Dragons
Welcome to Japan Mr. BESUBORU
Welcome to Nagoya International Airport
Welcome to pre game warm up. Let's go!
Well
Well better get used to it. Why would he wanna risk it? Lose face.
Well Hiroko, in my experience
Well I gotta do something, you don't seem to want to talk to me.
Well I wasn't sure
Well mayb all right maybe there
Well tell him to move the mark to where I'm standing
Well that's the story of my life. Why should Japan be any different?
Well try letting your pitchers pitch their way out of trouble sometime. Y'know they might just
Well wouldn't you if you were me?
Well,
Well, fly 'em down to Atlanta. They could join you there.
Well, it was kind of fuzzy at first

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