Bad News Bears (2005) Edit

A changeup is when it looks like it's gonna be a fastball,

A drunk, lazy dad.

A girl?

A hundred and eighty bucks?

A natural at that shit.

A really hot stepsister, or something like that, you know,

A reminder that according to Regulation 236,

About a simple farm hand

About that far, okay?

About the caterpillar and the worm deal.

After three years?

Agilar. Miguel and Jose.

Ahmad ls it Abdul or Ahmad?

Ahmad, let's keep it going, buddy! Way to go!

Ahmad.

Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there.

All kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills.

All right, call it. Quit. Quit the whole league. What I just said.

All right, can you believe it? it's here, opening day.

All right, get ready. it's coming at you. You might want to back up.

All right, guys, inside corner of the bag.

All right, guys, let's bring it in!

All right, guys, let's go.

All right, guys, listen up.

All right, guys, listen up.

All right, guys. Hey, Miguel. Miguel, you know what to do.

All right, guys. Keep the ball in front of you.

All right, guys. Let's show the Yankees what bad news is all about.

All right, guys...

All right, Kelly, let's tie the game, buddy. Let's go. Come on.

All right, l've been disappointed before.

All right, let's go, guys.

All right, let's keep the rally going, guys. Come on.

All right, listen up.

All right, pull the pin. Throw it.

All right, tubby, I'm gonna throw you something called a screwball.

All right, what's wrong?

All right!

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. You know what, you keep stinking up the ballpark, Buttermaker.

All right...

All the good colors are taken: Black and white, red and white,

All you need is a jar of honey and a glass coffee table.

Also, you'll wanna write your names on them,

Amanda, you really...

Amanda?

And as far as I can tell,

And baseball.

And by the way, I meant to tell you this. lt was Redondo Beach.

And de pantsing.

And everything we've worked for comes down

And he's branding his initials in your ass with a hot coat hanger.

And Hooper, the kid in the wheelchair, he goes to right for Whitewood.

And I got half a mind to find your old man and kick him in the nuts so hard

And I'll help you out with the car

And I'm afraid your boys are getting the S H l T end of the stick.

And I'm looking forward to a great season.

And I'm one of them. What have you done with your life, smart ass?

And if you graph out our errors and other parameters,

And it said Mr. Buttermaker played pitcher for the Seattle Mariners

And mom went to work and then you busted me?

And now you're putting wheelchairs in the outfield?

And physical therapy.

And rice vinegar.

And some Sunny D or whatever the hell you guys drink these days.

And the final score: Athletics, 9, Bears, nothing.

And then the next thing you know, he's in that cocoon...

And then we went to Zuma and went bodysurfing?

And there's no winners.

And they're wrong.

And those guys over there are trying to steal it from you.

And to the Bears...

And Toby is really excited to play, aren't you, honey?

And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon

And try to forgive an old drunk for being an asshole.

And we can do better, and a lot of that's my responsibility, so...

And when I put my foot on that rubber, I was zoned in, man.

And you brought...

And you know what that means for the Athletics?

And you're all on the team.

And you're not it.

And, Jose, muy bueno, buddy.

Anything even close to you, you suck it up.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding? it's the middle of the game.

Are you sure?

Aren't you supposed to be in left field?

As far as you know, I'm like G.l. Joe down there, okay?

B E A R S! Go, Bears! Go, Bears!

Back on the field!

Bad news for the Athletics, that's what it means.

Bad news for the Giants!

Ball four! Take your base.

Ball four! Take your base.

Ball one!

Ball two!

Ball!

Ball! Take your base.

Basil and tarragon,

Batting for the Yankees, Danny Patello.

Batting practice.

Be alert, guys!

Bears forfeit! Game over!

Bears!

Bears! Bears! Yay, Bears!

Because believe me, being a winner is just...

Because I don't know what else my mom saw in you.

Because in this time of terror,

Because that's how you get crabs.

Because that's selfish. Think about the team.

Because we got a chance.

Before we get started, I do want to remind you

Being around them, seeing them, whatever...

Besides that, you know, he's not going to know.

Between his trumpet lessons, photo club, Boy Scouts and swimming,

Bitch.

Blue and white, white and blue, white and black,

Bob Jones and the White Sox.

Boys, lunch is ready.

Bring it in here.

But anyway, I think I'm just saying, pat yourselves on the back.

But I can take him.

But I want to do the things my friends do.

But I was afraid your mom would've sued the ball.

But I'll give it a shot.

But it's gonna drop right off the table. So you don't bail out,

But maybe somebody should. I got a game to coach.

But no, they don't.

But she takes a little off of it.

But stopping the season till we complied?

But the way we've been coming along, it's more like kissing

But then you got better.

But these things, they don't mean anything.

But wait, what about my basement?

But we are really excited to have you do this,

But what I do know is that once you start quitting, it's a hard thing to stop.

But you don't have to use me.

But, you know, I was always drunk in those days, so I forgot a lot of shit.

But...

But...

Butterballs, stay in your dugout!

Buttermaker, don't turn this into high drama.

Buttermaker, I got these behind the garage.

Buttermaker, they're here.

Buttermaker, what the hell are you trying to pull?

Buttermaker, where have you been?

Buttermaker, you deserve a celebration.

Buttermaker, you don't actually buy them. You just need a sponsor.

Buttermaker!

Buttermaker.

By ''crap,'' he means ridicule.

Call me at midnight wondering why he's so pissed off.

Calm down, Boilermaker. it's just a show with some stupid band.

Calm down, it's a piece of crap anyway.

Can you believe they tried to keep these kids out of the league?

Can't you catch one goddamn ball?

Cannonball!

Carving up batters, one by one.

Catcher, Mike Engelberg.

Charge it.

Chicken!

Cocaine

Collins.

Come here.

Come here. What, are you playing mind games with me now?

Come on, Amanda, just a few games, please?

Come on, Amanda.

Come on, Amanda.

Come on, buddy. Get a piece of it.

Come on, Buttermaker, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Play nice.

Come on, come on. Play nice.

Come on, Garo!

Come on, guys, gather in.

Come on, guys!

Come on, guys! Two more laps! You're dragging ass!

Come on, guys! Two out.

Come on, Joe.

Come on, Justin!

Come on, Justin!

Come on, Kelly!

Come on, kill it!

Come on, somebody hit something.

Come on, Whitewood.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Could you please remove your hand from my space?

Dadgum it!

Damn it!

Damn right, loser!

Deal.

Designer jeans. Calvins, Jordache, certified vintage.

Dick.

Dick.

Did you see that? Unbelievable.

Die! Die! How do you like that, huh?

Do not do the arm cross.

Do they look like champions?

Do what other coaches do:

Do you remember what it was like? The first game, they laughed at us.

Do you speak Latin? I'm much better at Latin.

Do you think people like seeing your nuts?

Do you understand?

Do you want me to have a stroke or something?

Do you?!

Does she think I'm 1 1 ?

Does your mama change your underwear too, you little girl?

Doesn't mean I don't care about her, okay?

Don't ask me where I find the time, but I made them myself.

Don't be a smart ass. I could have called the cops on you for that.

Don't do the arm cross.

Don't hold back.

Don't let the legalese crimp your enthusiasm in any way.

Don't necessarily have to catch it, I guess.

Don't talk about fair play when your kids are throwing punches.

Don't wanna hear it. Want Toby in?

Don't want to get any stains on your underwear.''

Don't you ever throw at a batter! Never ever throw at a batter!

Don't you remember?

Don't you think if I wanted to play house with you,

Down the hall and to the left, fatty.

Drop dead, asshole.

Dying.

Elmo flips better shit than you.

Engelberg, I got something special for you.

Engelberg, what kind of diet lets you eat seven hot dogs?

Engelberg, will you throw the goddamn ball already?

Engelberg, you caught a hell of a game. You all did good today.

Engelberg! Engelberg! Engelberg!

Engelberg! These are my friends!

Even if it means giving up a little game time.

Eventually our strength will build.

Every one of you.

Everybody in.

Everyone except you, you booger eating moron.

Everyone's gonna laugh at us.

Excellent.

Excellent. God bless you.

Excellent. There you go.

Fair ball!

Feel what?

Feeling ready today? Gonna go get them?

For the Special Olympics, but I gotta be an Amway salesman too, is that it?

For your information, it's a classic.

Fourteen stitches. Like that means something.

Full of empty promises. And I'm not going to put that on you guys.

Garo Dara gaga braga dagian. What the hell is that,

Garo, that was nice hustle out there today.

Garo, that was perfect last time.

Garo.

Gee, thanks, mister.

Get back to your dugout, you crybaby!

Get in here!

Get in here. Put that thing in fourth gear.

Get out there! That's how you do it!

Get under it! Get under it!

Get up, get up.

Get up!

Get up!

Girl softball players.

Give me a ball.

Give me a few minutes, I'll squeeze out a new coach too.

Give me one. Gotta protect the family jewels.

Glad I caught you.

Go away, Boilermaker. You're scaring off the clientele.

Go bodysurfing.

Go bodysurfing.

Go get your bat. You're up.

Go, baby! Go, baby! Go, baby!

Go, Joey.

Go, Toby!

Go!

Go!

God, that is so lame. Reverse psychology?

God!

Good game, Buttermaker.

Good game. Way to go, Lupus.

Good hit. That was a good one. Choke up on your bat.

Good hustle, Van Horn! Way to beat it out!

Good hustle.

Good hustle.

Good job.

Good throw, buddy. Good throw.

Gorgeous.

Got a smart ass here. Burn it up.

Got in a fight.

Got the check?

Got the damn League of Nations here.

Great.

Guys, come on!

Guys.

Have a nice night, Ray.

Have a nice time on the bench.

He can never foul the earth with another little shit like you.

He can throw all right, but you think he can hit?

He could have hurt him. Don't overreact.

He finishes the game. After that, you can take him wherever you want.

He found himself able to lift a cow.

He is. How do you think we got this far?

He said if I played, l'd just embarrass myself.

He says I should just worry about school and work.

He thinks baseball's stupid.

He was under the tag, coach.

He's a dick. He thinks he's better than us.

He's been working hard. lt would really mean a lot to him.

He's from Riki Tiki Tavi, or wherever the hell it is.

He's in our grade, but he dates an eighth grader.

He's out!

Hell, no. That's nonalcoholic. I'm driving, you know.

Here comes daddy.

Here we go again, picking on the fat kid.

Here we go, Ritchie! Keep it going.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here.

Here's what you do.

Hey, Bears, thanks for batting practice.

Hey, buddy, give me a beer and a C&C.

Hey, Bullock.

Hey, Buttermaker, Mom's gonna be here tomorrow.

Hey, Buttermaker, you gotta get your uniform orders in.

Hey, Buttermaker, you made it.

Hey, Buttermaker!

Hey, Buttocks!

Hey, coach, what's ''carcinogen'' mean?

Hey, come on, guys.

Hey, cut it out, poop face!

Hey, Engelberg, if you do that again, you'll learn how to surf.

Hey, Engelberg...

Hey, Garo, come here.

Hey, Garo. Garo, come here.

Hey, get Get the hell off my field!

Hey, guys, come here a minute.

Hey, guys, four more runs,

Hey, guys. . .

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey. Now's not the time to punk out, okay? Understand me?

Hey, hey! What was that?

Hey, hey. Don't fall apart at the seams on me now. Come on, guys.

Hey, hey. Let go of him.

Hey, I know all about you.

Hey, I told you I got it.

Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Hey, it's a league bat, okay?

Hey, just checking in.

Hey, Kelly, hang on.

Hey, let's bring it in and give them a cheer, huh?

Hey, Lupus, don't lean against that door, bud, all right?

Hey, save the traps, will you?

Hey, that was your play! That was your play.

Hey, Toby, you need to scoot up a little bit?

Hey, what time you get off?

Hey, what's up with you guys?

Hey, who wants a beer?

Hey, Yankees!

Hey, you sprayed my foot, dumb ass.

Hey!

Hi, Joey.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hit the ball, buddy.

Hold your heads up high.

Hooper go to right field. Prem Where's Prem? Go to the left.

Hooper, I told you I was gonna make you into a ballplayer, didn't l?

Hooper.

Hope you're not getting wet!

How about that?

How many are in there?

How the hell was I supposed to know he was a bleeder?

How you do, and the result of that effort,

How you doing?

Hustle up, guys. Let's go get them.

I ain't doing it no more.

I almost forgot.

I already told you, to the batting cages.

I am. He's better.

I bet I could do what you just did. it's easy.

I bet it's just blowing their minds.

I can have as many as I want, dipshit.

I can't go out there, I'm in a wheelchair.

I can't.

I did do some simple flowcharting and data analysis.

I didn't What's her name said that I gotta have uniforms.

I didn't say that.

I don't buy that shit. I'm calling the game.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know, honey.

I don't like the looks of the place. I mean, look at those creeps.

I don't need these.

I don't need this crap, I'm out.

I don't understand a damn thing you're saying, okay?

I don't want wings.

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last week.

I feel like we got off on the wrong foot last week.

I got held up, sorry about that.

I got houses to spray. it's ant season, you know?

I got shit stacked up all over the place.

I got something for you. You're gonna dig this.

I got stitches on my foot.

I got you something.

I gotta leave early today. We're doing leather tanning in art club.

I gotta pinch a mean one.

I gotta tell you, a lot of these dads, they don't

I gotta tell you, this is my favorite team.

I guess he was right.

I guess you know what you're doing.

I have been thinking a lot about you.

I have never felt like that.

I have that effect on women.

I have the lnternet, you know. I'm not stupid.

I have to eat all the time to keep my metabolism up

I have to remind you, Mr. Buttermaker,

I haven't been as good a coach as I can be. I know I can do it

I hear it looks like Washington D.C.

I heard he broke some kid's arm who owed him money.

I heard he spent two years in juvie.

I just want you all to know that there's no losers,

I know a tie's a lot like kissing your sister, as my old coach used to say.

I know it stings a little, but it'll be worth it. Come on.

I know why I'm here.

I know you can.

I know you're down...

I know you're not good at listening to me,

I make a living killing rats to pay rent on a trailer.

I mean, a pro. Finally, somebody who gets it, you know?

I mean, he came over to check mine.

I mean, technically, yeah.

I mean, we are one game away from the championships.

I mean, yeah, I get it, we were a little selective.

I mean, you're letting Toby pitch? What are you thinking?

I might have called you sometime in the last three years? But I didn't, did l?

I need to buy clothes, makeup. I'm saving up for a car.

I need to make money.

I own my own law firm.

I punched an ump. Really just a bitch slap.

I said all right. Okay?

I said stop it!

I said stop it. Okay?

I said watch it!

I still get paid though, right?

I think a lot of it has to do

I think I just entered puberty.

I think it is clearly defined by the perimeter of my plate.

I think it's really important, what we're doing for the kids.

I think maybe we ought to walk him.

I think we all know what that means, right?

I thought you said you were good at this.

I thought you wanted to win. I thought you wanted to be champions.

I told him we won.

I wanna tell you something.

I want you to listen up.

I was just getting Gatorade for the guys, you know.

I was like a dad to you.

I was really touched by this. He's a hell of a team player.

I was thinking more along the lines of the dangerous type.

I would've tagged you out,

I'm a damn paraplegic.

I'm a drunk.

I'm a single mother, and I still have time for extension courses,

I'm gonna do something about it.

I'm just doing this for my transcript, for college.

I'm just gonna run away.

I'm just saying, keep your glove oiled.

I'm not a little girl anymore. I had my period, all right.

I'm not going home.

I'm out there with the kids for nothing. And I'm getting very tired

I'm proud of you, man. I'm really proud of you.

I'm real proud of you guys.

I'm sure your arm sucks now, anyhow.

I'm taking him home. Now.

I'm too young to have a stalker.

If maybe Jake could get a little more playing time this season.

Is gonna have a big bearing

Is that we win.

Is those gym shorts might be a little tight for you.

It is nothing short of miraculous.

It's been a great season, but it's not over yet.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. Well, let's go get this shit over with, okay?

Jesus! Are you drinking?

Joey!

Joey! Joey!

Just checking in. Listen, Ray, I wanted to see

Just come play with us, will you?

Just felt sorry for you, that's all.

Just friends.

Just go out there and have fun.

Just leave it at that, will you?

Just leave me alone will you, Buttermaker.

Just like that story about the caterpillar who's crawling along like a worm,

Just passing by.

Justin!

Justin...

Keep it going.

Keep talking, fatty.

Keep your drawers on, officer, I'll get back to you.

Keep your eyes peeled, man. it's your job.

Kelly, come here.

Kelly.

Kept some of the lesser players out.

Kick some ass!

Kid, let me explain something to you, okay?

Kiss my ass.

Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass.

L'd call your dad, if anybody knew where he was.

L'll be damned. Way to go! Way to go, Prem. Way to go!

L'll be fine.

L'll deal with you later, you little punk.

L'll pay for the clothes, okay?

L'll say. I left more talent floating in the shitter this morning

L'll teach you, you little short kid!

L've quit just about everything I ever tried in my life.

Last time I checked, this is a baseball team.

Leading off for the Bears, Kelly Leak.

Leading off for the Bears, number 1 9, Prem Lahiri.

Leading off for the Bears, number 1 9, Prem Lahiri.

Learn a lot from each other, you know?

Left foot on the inside of the bag.

Lenny Hendricks and the Giants.

Let go of me!

Let's forget about it, huh?

Let's go finish it, huh? One, two, three!

Let's go, Abdul. Let's go, buddy.

Let's go, buddy!

Let's go, buddy.

Let's go, buddy. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go, guys!

Let's go, let's go!

Let's go, Prem.

Let's go! Come on!

Let's go.

Let's go. Keep your eye on it.

Let's see, Toby White Oh, Whitewood, I know you're here.

Lf it was for quitters, it would be your field. But it's not.

Lf it wasn't for Kelly and that chick, you guys wouldn't even be here.

Lf we beat the Giants, we're in the championship.

Lf you want to hit the ball, you gotta swing the bat!

Liberal propaganda. Don't worry about it. it's just bullshit.

Like I'm gonna take you little shits to a fancy place like Tony Roma's.

Listen to me going on and on. You know what it takes.

Listen to me going on and on. You know what it takes.

Listen to you, crybaby.

Listen, don't talk to anybody but what's his ass.

Listen, I want you to be like a vacuum cleaner out there today.

Listen, I'm a little busy right now.

Listen, Kevin, I don't think it's gonna work out, buddy.

Listen, kid, you don't want to go to Salt Lake, trust me.

Listen, kid. l...

Listen, you hit lefty, so he's gonna pitch you in tight, all right?

Lmportant man shit, okay?

Ln all my years of being associated with baseball teams,

Ln Sun Valley.

Lnfused vinegars.

Look at Hooper.

Look at that! Lupus hit the ball!

Look at those little bastards over there.

Look at you.

Look, guys, I know l've been lazy...

Look, it's a legitimate business, honey.

Look, the fact of the matter is...

Look...

Looking good.

Looks like you're smuggling g****s down there.

Ls he okay?

Ls it true you were on the Mariners?

Ls just I don't know, is just better.

Ls that all you got?

Ls that thing glued to your fingers?

Ls that what you want?

Lsn't that what you guys wanna do, win?

Lt all right, sweetie. I got a little butterball just like him at home.

Lt is a dictatorship, and I'm Hitler!

Lt means you're a bag of douche, shithead.

Lt was 1 980.

Lt was a hell of a hit, son.

Lt was just one of those times when...

Lt was the bottom of the seventh Top of the seventh.

Lt was top of the seventh.

Lt was two outs, bottom of the seventh inning.

Lt would be more fun if you guys were there, huh?

Lt'll be fun.

Lt's a home run for Kelly Leak.

Lt's a shame none of the fathers could be here.

Lt's all part of growing up. The important thing is that you're right,

Lt's an old school thing. Now, it's gonna look like it's coming right at you,

Lt's called baseball, or maybe you forgot.

Lt's called taking one for the team. Now, let's go. Come on, Garo!

Lt's cold.

Lt's good enough to get your little ass drunk for a month.

Lt's more fun than a taffy pull, I promise you.

Lt's okay, Prem. it's all right, buddy. Way to hustle. Way to hustle.

Lt's over.

Lt's supposed to be cold. Just keep your arm in it.

Lt's...

Lt's...

Lucky hit.

Lupus, alcohol.

Lupus, you go to second base.

Lupus!

Lupus?

Lupus?

Lupus.

Lupus.

Mark McGwire? But he's a white.

Married to some guy named Big Blue,

Matthew Hooper?

Matthew Hooper?

Maybe I'll just tell him we tied.

Minor league junkballer. What did you have, five seconds in the majors?

Möchte ich nicht sweet and sour, okay? No sweet and sour.

Mom says I have cancer of the eye.

Morris ''The Blade.''

Morris ''The Blade'' Buttermaker.

Morris, this isn't going to work.

Mr. Bill Deaver.

Mr. Buttermaker, we have a game tomorrow.

Mr. Buttermaker?

Mr. Buttermaker?

Mr. Buttermaker.

Mr. Buttermaker.

Mr. Buttermaker. You're late.

My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs...

My dad's not from here.

Next batter for the Bears,

Next batter, Ahmad Abdul Rahim.

Next batter's an easy out.

Next for the Yankees, Mike Van Horn.

Next time, we'll go to Zuma. How's that?

Next up for the Bears, Toby Whitewood.

Next up for the Bears...

Next up, number 1 4, Miguel Agilar.

Next.

Nice tits, Engelberg.

Nice tits, Engelberg.

Nice try, you little creep.

Nice!

Nice.

Nice. Sorry, good catch.

No buns.

No deal?

No doubt. I'm going with you.

No offense, but that ''Ms.'' Whitewood friend of yours,

No shit. Too bad we couldn't even score one run.

No sweat.

No way. I'm a woman now, and we don't do that kind of thing.

No, I don't remember that.

No, I never heard that. Get a mitt, fat ass.

No, I never heard that. Get a mitt, fat ass.

No, I'm good.

No, I'm not telling you how to raise your child.

No, it's Mark McGwire.

No, no, no. No introduction necessary.

No? Willie Mays?

Nobody ever stood up for me before.

Nobody picks on him but me!

Nobody wants you around here, all right?

Not because I want it that way, either. it's for the kids, you know?

Not fast enough, if you ask me.

Not for me to say.

Not that it's any of your business, you know.

Nothing. Cat scratched me. But don't tell Buttermaker.

Now batting for the Angels, second baseman

Now batting for the Bears, number 20, Mike Engelberg.

Now batting for the Yankees, number 1 0, Jimmy Wilkins.

Now batting from the left side of the plate,

Now batting, number 3.

Now batting, number 4, Timmy Lupus.

Now batting, number 5, Kelly Leak.

Now get in there. Come on.

Now we got their backs up against the wall,

Now you can quit your bitching about the whole uniform thing.

Now, basically, what that translates to is that if any of you guys get hurt,

Now, come on, get out of here. You're creeping the kids out.

Now, come on. Get off your asses, and let's go get some hot dogs

Now, I told him to cover for you.

Now, quit acting like a bunch of damn babies.

Now, stand still and listen to me.

Now, what the hell is going on?

Number 1 0, Garo Daragebrigadian.

Number 1 4, left fielder, Jeff Wong.

Number 9, Joey Bullock.

Of course I remember.

Of having to justify myself to parents who drop the kid off at 4:00,

Oh, I forgot.

Oh, I know one.

Oh, I'm going with you. Bet your ass on that.

Oh, we'll be there, Morris.

Oh, yeah, I'm always watching.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm in a damn wheelchair.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, coming at you.

Okay, here it comes.

Okay, I'll go get it.

Okay, Jose, you and Tanner sit this one out.

Okay, let's hit the field. Come on.

Okay, let's welcome all our teams.

Okay, listen up.

Okay, so not only do I have to coach the bronze medalists

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Oh, another class. Great. Okay.

On a game like this, kids,

On how you feel about yourself in the next year.

One hit of that, and you'll wake up in prison

One more out! Come on!

One time I struck out Mike Schmidt in an exhibition game.

One, two, three, Bears!

One, two, three!

One, two, three! Angels!

Or stop by, see me sometime. I'm over at Chevy Valley Subaru.

Or stop by, see me sometime. I'm over at Chevy Valley Subaru.

Or the sports type, really.

Our heroes overseas,

Out!

Over there.

Pass them down, sweetie.

Perfect.

Perhaps.

Pick your gloves up.

Picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb.

Piece of shit.

Pilates, the flower seed business, pottery

Play ball!

Playing pirate?

Poop face?

Prem. Where's Prem? You're up, buddy.

Pretty impressive, guys. Way to go, Lupus. Way to go, man.

Put it back on your shoulder. Back here.

Put me down! Put me down!

Raise your hand, Lupus. He can't see you sitting behind

Ray Bullock and our returning champs, the Yankees.

Ray, you got a minute? I want to say to them, ''I'm not your babysitter"

Really?

Really? How would you know what he wants?