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Home > Miss Congeniality (2000)
Miss Congeniality (2000)

Miss Congeniality (2000)

Miss Congeniality is a comedy film released in 2000. The plot revolves around an FBI agent named Gracie Hart, played by Sandra Bullock, who goes undercover as a contestant in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a potential bomb threat. The hilarious twists and turns keep the audience entertained throughout. The movie also stars Benjamin Bratt, Michael Caine, and Candice Bergen. If you are a fan of this film's sounds, you can play and download them here.

A brief, shining moment, and then that mouth.
A part of you is gonna miss this.
A sniveling, obsequious weasel of a human being.
A theater major...
Absolutely, Miss Morningside.
After the rehearsal and a photo shoot, you can settle into your rooms.
Afterwards, she told a reporter from Pageant Magazine...
Agent Matthews!
All clear, sir.
All hair removal units, wax, electrolysis, laser...
All right, all right, all right.
All right, I'll just...
All right?
All right. I need eight double tall
All right. Let's say your assailant comes at you from behind.
All the contestants are actively involved in ending tobacco dependence.
All the winners have been chosen.
All you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over the country.
All you need is a light jacket.
Aloha to you too!
Aloha, aloha.
Aloha.
Am I hearing this correctly?
Amen.
And after I'm finished, you can see the ladies.
And Alana Krewson, Hawaii.
And by the way, you're doing a great job.
And even though I'll be retiring this year....
And get me a spring water.
And girls like that.
And her performance in a little film called Arma Get It On.
And here it is. You must achieve a Zen like state.
And I don't have friends because I work 24 7.
And I have...
And I know that this year will be our most exciting event ever!
And I'm the best we have.
And if anyone...
And if they ran, I would hunt them down.
And it has been ever since my reign.
And it's an honor to have made it this far.
And last but not least, Rhode Island.
And now, put it together...
And now, the moment of truth and beauty.
And now, the moment of truth and beauty.
And now, the musical stylings of Gracie Lou Freebush.
And one of those five...
And our fifth finalist:
And remember, smile.
And thank you, Stan.
And then I came here...
And there they are! This year's Top 10 finalists.
And they really don't like fire.
And we're following. Come in for that reaction.
And welcome to a night of beauty, talent and poise.
And welcome to the Miss United States Preliminary...
And you have no idea why I am the way that I am.
And you're a little bit sloppy.
And you're just in time for the orientation breakfast.
And, world peace.
And...
And...
And...
Another keg for you?
Another round, ladies?
Another two coats. And a sealant.
Any one of these could have planted a bomb.
Any woman that does this is catering to misogynistic Neanderthal mentality.
Anyway, he attacked me.
Are most of the people in here agents?
Are we doing full deployment?
Are you crazy? We can't have pizza and beer!
Are you getting your information from a pajama party?
Are you kidding? It's Hart.
As a matter of fact, here's an agent. Gracie Hart.
As far as I can see, she's still with us.
As long as it's not, Thanks for the Country Music Award.
As long as you go with me, Tex Ass.
As long as you smile.
As you may know, there are many who consider...
Aside, please. Thank you.
Asshole.
At least sc**** off the toppings.
Attack me!
Attention. Attention.
Back to work. Get ready for the Alamo.
Bad hair decade, really.
Because even though you're a federal officer...
Because I am the best.
Because I am the job...
Because I'm preparing to run away.
Because if they see what I see, then...
Because you'll probably need their cooperation.
Belinda Brown, Tennessee.
Beth Carter.
Beth is an undergrad at Vassar, doing a paper on law enforcement.
Beth!
Betrayal implies action. You stood there.
Better up to them, don't you think?
Bikini wax.
Bizarro!
Bizarro?
Both painful...
Brownie meeting.
Buddy up to her, you know, girl talk.
Bumper. Commercial. Can we say lesbians?
But as a private citizen. Turn in your badge and your gun.
But both times it was screwed up.
But do you want to come in?
But his equipment is like this big!
But I can leave you this. I was saving it for tonight.
But I feel like I'm in the right place at the right time.
But I'll see you later. We'll hang out. You like caps?
But I'll try my best not to.
But just remember to sing.
But now you're a lady! I did that.
But she's getting fired this year, which she didn't tell us.
But she's up and at it.
But then the winner mysteriously got food poisoning.
But this time, he used a signifier.
But what a way to go!
But what about all these other letters from terrorist groups threatening us?
But you forgot to mention incredible intelligence.
By helping me to announce the Top 10...
By putting yourself and 5 agents in jeopardy?
By the way, you look like hell.
California!
Can I borrow that drill?
Can you do a search?
Can you really be this superficial?
Check it out, Ivan's packing.
Check one, check one
Cheryl Frasier from Rhode Island.
Cheryl Frasier is a science major. Her field is...
Cheryl Frasier, with members of a radical animal rights group...
Cheryl, did you report him?
Cheryl, don't.
Cheryl, I think you have as good a chance as anyone to win.
Chew with your mouth closed?
Come and have a midnight snack with me and some...
Come on, Hart. The van's waiting.
Come on, muffin.
Come on, quickly!
Come on!
Come on.
Come with. No?
Compliments of my daughter: the Dress Up Sally web site.
Congratulations on the op. It's a big shot.
Congratulations to me.
Could I have a moment alone with Miss Hart, please?
Could we put out an APB on my Frappuccino?
Couple of geniuses I'm working with.
Cut it off. Let's go back to work.
Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama....
Damn it.
Damn right I do.
Dear Jesus, please forgive me...
Definitely not Rain Man.
Definitely, world peace.
Denied.
Describe your perfect date.
Did I tell you Stan Fields was getting fired?
Did it sound like I was?
Discussion is over.
Disgusting, perverted Frank?
Do all the women have to wear those really masculine shoes?
Do I have eyes in the back of my head?
Do not mess with the dress.
Do you have an agent in mind?
Do you have paint in your ears? We caught the guy!
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Don't do it.
Don't do that!
Don't look at me like I betrayed you.
Don't look down, don't look down.
Don't take the crown.
Don't take the crown. Trust me.
Don't tell me I don't understand.
Don't worry, we all sucked.
Don't! Wait! Not my homework!
Double up on the cup.
Down... down....
Drop it!
DUI, assault, even a weapons charge.
Eagle Eye.
Eight double tall lattes. One with no foam.
Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio Women's Correctional Facility Pageant!
Enjoy the rest of your night.
Entering Barbie town.
Especially when you're from a small state
Especially without their knowledge.
ETA, 20 minutes.
Ever seen one this big?
Every operation is bound to have its screwups.
Every season, girls would plead with me to train them.
Everybody, I suggest we start packing.
Exactly follow orders? There's no such thing.
Except for...
Excuse me? What is your problem?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I am in the middle of a REM cycle over here.
Excuse me. Sir, ma'am, please back off.
Eyebrows. There should be two.
Favorable.
Female field agents under 35.
Feminists...
Fifty, including myself.
Finale positions.
Finished?
Fired! They steal my life, they steal my beauty pageant.
Five decaf lattes with a long straw.
For five years you've wanted it.
For Kelly Beth Kelly, all the world is a stage.
For me, this experience has been one of the most rewarding...
For the last three days I feel like I'm completely lost.
Forget it. They bagged the Citizen.
Forget those guys.
Four caramel macchiattos.
Frank took it to get it polished.
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank.