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Good Will Hunting (1997)

Good Will Hunting (1997)

Good Will Hunting is a critically acclaimed movie released in 1997. It follows the story of a genius named Will Hunting, played by Matt Damon, who works as a janitor at MIT. When his extraordinary mathematical talents are discovered by a professor, played by Stellan Skarsgård, Will embarks on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth. Along the way, he develops an unlikely friendship with a therapist, played by Robin Williams, who helps him confront his painful past and realize his true potential.

The film also features outstanding performances from Ben Affleck as Will's loyal best friend, Chuckie, and Minnie Driver as Skylar, a woman who enters Will's life and challenges his fears of intimacy. Good Will Hunting is a touching and thought-provoking exploration of identity, friendship, and overcoming one's own limitations.

If you are interested in experiencing the emotions and depth of Good Will Hunting, you can play and download the movie's soundtrack here. The music beautifully complements the film's themes, capturing both its uplifting and poignant moments.

A cute little ancillary benefit for them...
A difficult theorem can be like a symphony.
A leprechaun's got his dick in the monkey's ass.
A little appreciation? Do you know how easy this is for me?
A lot of love before the sun goes down
A stick and a belt on the table...
A what? What's a take back?
Absolutely right. Right on the button. Good for you, Will. Very nice.
After a few minutes of, of just lyin' in his own piss and vomit...
Afternoon delight
Ah, Henry.
Ah, she's gone.
Ah, well, you don't want to rush the judgment on that one 'cause, you know, they're not all like me.
Ah, yeah, sorry about that. Um...
Ah.
All I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee. "
All of a sudden, 50 yards down the road there's this huge fuckin' boom, right?
All right, Chuck, what the fuck is the point of your story?
All right, give me a hit. Thank you. All right.
All right, Mr Nosey Parker.
All right, so you just wanted to, to use this sailor and then, uh, run away, huh?
All right, well, give me your fuckin' 16 cents that you got on you now. We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway.
All right, yeah. May Maybe we can just get together and eat a bunch of caramels.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. I'll do the math, but I'm not gonna meet with any fuckin' therapist.
All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddie.
All that sounds really, really interesting.
Allegedly, your situation, for you...
An absolute lunatic, he is.
And afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez, now that's what I've been missin'.
And afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez, now that's what I've been missin'.
And brought him over to England, and then they worked together for years...
And even they have to study, because this is really hard.
And feel truly happy.
And for 20 years he's been alone because of that.
And from this simple text, he was able to extrapolate theories...
And fuck it up.
And hatching a, hatching a plan to ruin this boy's life.
And he hears this knocking at the door.
And how I always regretted not goin' over and talkin' to her.
And I can't play the piano.
And I didn't, I didn't have to walk around with the knowledge...
And I don't regret the last years when she got really sick.
And I need someone who can get through to him.
And I sure as hell don't regret missin' a damn game.
And I try to be
And I was like, "Go fuck yourself. "
And I won't be in your life.
And I won't be in your life.
And I won't see you fuck him up like you're trying to fuck up me right now.
And I, I couldn't sit there any more waiting for you.
And I'll still be doin' this shit.
And I'm not gonna let that happen to him.
And I'm proud of what I do. It was a conscious choice.
And I'm real happy with myself 'cause I did my job well.
And I'm responsible to submit reports on those meetings.
And I'm sorry you can't do this. I really am.
And I've only just found you.
And if you fail to meet with any of those conditions...
And if you push him right now, it's gonna be the same thing all over again.
And if you're angry at me for being, being successful, for being what you could have been, Sean...
And it still took me over 20 years to do something worthy of a Field's medal.
And just say, "Choose. "
And let me save you the suspense.
And liberty, in case you've forgotten, is a souI's right to breathe.
And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddie.
And Mary looks up to him and she goes, "Give us a kiss. "
And meanwhile, he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat...
And Morgan comes runnin' in, goin', "I don't mind it. I don't mind... "
And once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hidin'.
And one night it was so loud, it woke the dog up.
And so he turns to the copilot. He's like, "You know...
And some people will lose a big hand like that and have the sack to ante up again.
And that should be the goal of any good therapist.
And that's all right. That's fine.
And that's my life, and I deal with it.
And the best part about it is the fuckin' state trooper...
And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job...
And the second condition is that, that you see a therapist.
And the wastebaskets are empty. That's real work.
And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds.
And then, boom! He clocks it, you know. High!
And there is a problem on the board right now...
And there's... The statie's police cruiser is in my uncle's garage.
And they wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary.
And two, because I live here.
And two: You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education...
And when it cannot take a long breath, laws are girded too tight.
And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas...
And why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas, as you call them?
And yet, you do it so easily.
And you don't regret meetin' your wife?
And you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me.
And you won't be there.
And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand...
And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel...
And you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive through on our way to a skiing trip.
And you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life.
And you're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit.
And, anyway, I wasn't gonna fuckin' drive you every day, so...
And, of course, the oil companies used a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices.
And, uh, I would like you to give me a blow job.
And, uh, I'm nervous.
And, uh, Morgan was out panhandlin' for change every day.
Angeles
Angeles
Anything your little heart desires, I'm goin' to give it to ya.
Are you awake?
Are you mad?
As you being hit by lightning here on the staircase right now.
As your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrass my friend?
Asshole.
Aw, that's a possibility, too, Gerry.
Beautiful, Mary! I love ya!
Because all you see is every negative thing ten miles down the road.
Because any one of them, if you asked them to, would take a fuckin' bat to your head. Okay?
Because I read Oliver Twist?
Because I was pushed and because I learned to push myself.
Because I, I gotta knock off work to come here and the commute is killing me.
Because I've seen how much he enjoys working with you...
Because if you say that...
Because if you say that...
Because the doctors could see in your eyes...
Because the first thing that happened to him, he was abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most.
Because the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic haemorrhoids.
Because then I could sleep at night.
Because you don't know.
Because you don't know.
Because you know what? I can't learn anything from you I can't read in some fuckin' book.
Because you oughta know this.
Better off hanging out with a bunch of retarded gorillas?
Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent?
Better than this shit. Way outta here.
Bill, hold it.
Bingo. That's it. Let me do my job now. You start with me. Come on.
Bombed out of his tree, right? Just hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked!
Bottom of the 12th, in stepped Carlton Fisk, old Pudge. Steps up to the plate.
Boy genius from Southie.
Boy, and she had the goods on me, too. She knew all my little peccadillos.
Bring me another mai tai!
But after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.
But after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be lookin' into you.
But also go on to fame and fortune...
But Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play.
But don't you dare undermine what I'm trying to do here.
But fuck it, I wanna give it a shot. And at least I'm honest with you.
But he's, um, he's a bit defensive.
But I ask you a very simple question, and you can't give me a straight answer.
But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just step outside. We could figure it out.
But I think that's a super philosophy, Will.
But I think we all know that person's not gonna represent you as well as I can.
But I wanted to meet your brothers.
But I'll settle for like a good kiss, you know.
But I'm tired now, and I have to go home.
But in 20 years, if you're still livin' here...
But it ain't helpin' my buddy at $2.50 a gallon.
But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East.
But that's nothin', 'cause Fisk, he's wavin' at the ball like a madman.
But the faculty have answered and answered with vigour.
But the only way you're findin' out that one is by givin' it a shot.
But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.
But then Chuck, uh, Billy insulted one of 'em...
But then he puts the mike down, he forgets to turn it off.
But they are destroying your potential.
But we all heard this one. Go ahead, just say it anyway. Go ahead.
But you can do anything you want. You are bound by nothing.
But you can do my O chem paper in under an hour.
But you can. And when it comes to that, it's only about...
But you don't wanna do that, do you, sport?
But you know me I come back
But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine.
But you see this? All this shit?
But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that.
But you've never been near one.
But, Gerry, if we do the whole thing this way, then...
But, uh, 21 now, so...
By having their accomplishment recorded and their name printed...
Call you up, uh, before you left, um...
Can you imagine if Einstein would have given that up...
Carmine, it's me. It's me, Will. Remember? We went to kindergarten together.
Changed my opinion of Harvard people.
Chuck I had a double burger
Clark, why don't you go away?
Combinatorial mathematics...
Come on in.
Come on, Misty!
Come on, one dance! You, you really hypnotized me, you know.
Come on, run! Look at that! Come on!
Come on.
Come on. This one's on me.
Could most aptly be characterized as...
Creating some of the most exciting math theory ever done.
Did some brilliant work in mathematics.
Did you add up all the cards left to play
Did you hear that?
Do I have a... Define that.
Do you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like...
Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?
Do you have a photographic memory?
Do you have a soul mate?
Do you have any fuckin' idea how easy this is? This is a fuckin' joke.
Do you have any thoughts, uh, of your own on this matter?
Do you know all their names?
Do you like apples?
Do you like music?
Do you miss me
Do you still, uh, do you still counsel veterans?
Does that encapsulate you?
Doing physics in his spare time who changed the world.
Don't fuck with me.
Don't start with me tryin'
Don't you do that. Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay to quit.
Double burger?
Double burger.
Elementary. You know, I don't doubt that it was.
Else you're walkin', bitch. WilI's takin' the car.
Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell a pissant like you.
Every day I come by your house and I pick you up.
Every day you come in with your six cents. At the end of the week, you get your sandwich.
Everyone is gone
Exactly. That's an honourable profession. What's wrong with, with fixin' somebody's car?
Except they only give it out once every four years.
Excuse me. Is this the Buildings and Grounds office?
Fear of abandonment?
Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you...
Finite math.
First condition is that you meet with me every week.
Fly ball down the left field line!
For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the kerb and when I get to your door.
For their study of the universe, but it was a...
Former winners include Nobel laureates, Field's medal winners...
Fuck the... Hey, Chuck. No, nothing. Go back to sleep.
Fuck them, okay?
Fuck this. Let's get some food.
Fuckin' go, Morgan.
Fuckin' take them to Little League together up Foley Field.
Get into some, some more advanced...
Get off of me! Lt's this fuckin'...
Get outta the way! Get outta the way!"
Get some sheep and tend to them.
Gets up, gets in his car and just drives home.
Go on, lose the gamble
Gonna find my baby Gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
Good day, gentlemen. And until that day comes...
Good luck, son.
Good.
Good. Okay. Well, I've got to go.
Good. This is correct.
Got exported to the country he just got back from...
Got that, chief?
Got this job through his P.O. You can call him.
Gotta get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education.
Grand theft auto, February of '94.
Growing up in England, you know, I went to a very nice school.
Guy's been up my ass for two years about a job. I had to let him help with the car.
Hangin' around here is a fuckin' waste of your time.
Have you completely lost your mind? Nobody studies it for fun.
Have you had any, uh, experience with that?
Have you talked to him at all about his future?
Haven't heard of him.
He can contribute to the world, and, and we can help him do that.
He can handle the problems. He can handle the work, and he obviously handled you.
He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at...
He gets out of the car, you know, pukes and the guy statie's pretty sure he's over the legal limit.
He had no formal education.
He just hasn't got the direction, but we can give that to him.
He just sat there counting the seconds until the session was over.
He knows once you see that little shit hole, he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.
He looked at a piano, and it just made sense to him. He could just play.
He opens the door He's got that look on his face
He said, "You know who I am. Let me get in your garage. "
He used to be my, um...
He was so fuckin'... He was so fuckin' hammered, he drove the wrong car home.
He wasn't sitting with us, so to speak.
He'd come home hammered, lookin' to whale on somebody.
He'd lie down in fuckin' traffic for you.
He's always tellin' stories. Every time we come here, he's got another story.
He's like, "Bet you I never seen you before in my life.
He's not there.
He's not you! Do you get that?
He's probably even read your book, if he could find it.
Hello, Will.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Henry.
Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya. We'll put you on a programme.
Here's your present.
Hey, does this violate the, uh, patient doctor relationship?
Hey, Gerry, in the 1960s...
Hey, hey afternoon delight
Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read 'em?
Hey, look, can we do this at Sean's office from now on?
Hey, look, look.
Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the striped pants? She's got a nice ass.
Hey, uh, Casey's bouncin' up a bar, uh, at Harvard next week. We should go up there.
Hey, uh, what happened? Did you, uh, get leniency or what?
Hey, wait a minute. You said we were gonna see your place.
Hey, Will?
Hey, you know you'd be better off shoving that cigarette up your ass. It'd probably be healthier for you.
Hey, you wanna see my magic tricks, Skylar?
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
Hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal...
His, his genius was unparalleled, Sean.
Hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard?
Hold it open.
Home to oblivion
How about a drink right now?
How about Gerald Lambeau? Ever heard of him?
How are ya?
How are you?
How are you?
How you feel, who you are...
How'd you like that course?
However, um, my colleagues and I have conferred...
I I didn't have to watch you throw it all away.
I I plan to. I'm tall. I like wearing shorts.
I also put an advanced Fourier system on the main hallway chalkboard.
I am happy with you
I ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet...
I ask you about war, you'd probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right?
I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel.
I brought you in here because I wanted you to help me with the boy.
I called Mel Weintraub this morning to see...
I came here out of courtesy. I I wanted to keep you in the loop.
I can be elected president.
I can make you satisfied in everything
I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets to that fuckin' game! Did you rush the field?
I could always just play.
I couldn't go. I had a date. So, uh, so I sent my chief negotiator.
I couldn't paint you a picture. I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway.
I did. I had to.
I didn't fuck up.
I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a home run.
I didn't mean I can't, like ever. I just can't right now.
I didn't mean I can't, like ever. I just can't right now.
I didn't, I didn't use the glove.
I didn't. I didn't. I just used it for the, for cleanup.
I do things that, you know, I, uh... You know, I mean, I hide from, from people.
I don't blame you. It's not about you, you mathematical dick!
I don't care if you have a rapport with the boy! I don't care if you have a few laughs, even at my expense.
I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough.
I don't know a lot.
I don't know what you're doin', dude. You're givin' us a ride.
I don't know what your reputation is in this town...
I don't know what your reputation is in this town...
I don't know. I just kinda remember, you know?
I don't know. I just know.
I don't know. We'll go sometime next week.
I don't love you.
I don't really date, you know, that much.
I don't recall meeting anyone who matched that description. I think I'd remember.
I don't regret the 18 years I was married to Nancy.
I don't regret the six years I had to give up counselling when she got sick.
I don't understand. I, I, I don't understand how your mind works.
I don't want a take back.
I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much.
I ever tell you what happened to him when he was drivin' up there and he got pulled over?
I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since.
I got your card. It was nice.
I got, uh, probation and then, uh, counselling two days a week.
I had to go see about a girl. Will.
I have to send it back to the judge for evaluation.
I hope you appreciate what he's doing...
I just can't believe it. June '93, assault.
I just have a little question here.
I just slid my ticket across the table and I said...
I just want you to come to California with me.
I just wanted to, you know, um...
I know because I feel it.
I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up.
I know you'd rather see me gone
I know, Gerry. I was being ironical.
I know, Morgan. It's a real rarity we'd be all drinkin'.
I know.
I look at you, I don't see an intelligent, confident man.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, have you had any experience with that?
I mean, hey, if they don't trust you, you know, you're never gonna get them to sleep with you.
I mean, how do you remember your phone number? You know? You just do.
I mean, how hard is it to push a motherfuckin' broom around the room?
I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to?
I mean, I haven't got time to tell you, much less talk to that raving loony in there.
I mean, I just... I...
I mean, I would hardly say it was a necessity.
I mean, I'm gonna fuckin' live here the rest of my life.
I mean, that way you can actually go through the rest of your life...
I mean, there are guys who work their entire life layin' brick...
I mean, what's wrong with you?
I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket.
I pulled you over last night is what, and you fuckin' took off. "
I read your book, and, uh, and, and "Mike" was havin' the same problems...
I said I'd get change when I get the snow cone. I said that before when we pulled up.
I said, "Yeah. " I didn't have the heart to tell her. Oh, God.
I see you used Maclaurin here.
I should've beat that old bitch's ass.
I swear to God, I swear to God. I'm lucky 13 right here.
I teach the shit. I didn't say I knew how to do it.
I think I got some of your pickle.
I think I got something interesting for ya?
I think the week after I'm 21.
I think you could show me some appreciation.
I think you should establish a good line of credit.
I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.
I thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting.
I thought there'd be, like, equations and shit on the walls.
I told you to cooperate with these people.
I totally won!
I turned off the light
I wanna hear you say that you don't love me.
I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread...
I want to give ya a little present.
I want you to come to California with me.
I was doing advanced mathematics when I was, when I was 18...
I was gonna, you know, experiment on you for anatomy class first, obviously.
I was in Paris. It was that damn conference.
I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution...
I was just leaving.
I was over at, uh, McNeil. It's one of the jobs the professor set me up with.
I will fuckin' end you.
I will go ahead. Thanks a lot. Guess I have the floor now.
I will take a pitcher of the finest lager in the house.
I won't see you make him feel like a failure, too.
I would like for it. " And Mary's like, "All right. "
I wrote it down. It's simpler this way.
I... He left. You can't pin that on me.
I... I thought you'd call.
I'd hold you forever here
I'd say it's, like, 4:30 in the mornin'. They're probably up.
I'll be travelling around a bit, and it'll be a little hard, but, uh...
I'll cancel them.
I'll fake it through the day
I'll fuckin' kill ya.
I'll give you a job myself. I, I just wanted you to see what was out there.
I'll travel a little bit, maybe write.
I'm afraid? W W What am I afraid of? So, what the fuck am I afraid of?
I'm also aware that you've been through several foster homes.
I'm Gerald Lambeau.
I'm gonna be a fuckin' lab rat.
I'm gonna give you a fuckin' beatin'.
I'm gonna make all these caramels disappear.
I'm holdin' out for something better.
I'm in your applied theories class. We're all up at the math and science building.
I'm just having fun with my new friend. That's all.
I'm not sayin' I don't love you.
I'm not sure you understand, Sean.
I'm not, uh, labelling them...
I'm nothing compared to this young man.
I'm sitting in your office and the boy isn't here.
I'm sorry, you know. I, I blew it.
I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you. But...
I'm tired.
I'm tryin' to clarify somethin', probably 'cause you're too embarrassed to ask...
I've been here for four years...
I've been home all night with my kids. I don't know who the fuck you are. "
I've been really busy, and... But, um...
I've been sitting here for ten minutes now lookin' over this rap sheet of yours.
I've been takin' all these, uh, job interviews and stuff...
I've got an answering machine at the college I'll be checking in with.
I've got to assign the proton spectrum for "ebogamine. "
I've spoken to the judge, and he's agreed to release you under my supervision.
If I ask you about women...
If I had $200 in my back pocket right now.
If it meant I could have one more day with him, but I can't.
If that act is deemed a defence against tyranny, a defence of liberty.
If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you.
If you never met your wife?
If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.
If you're watchin' pornos in my mom's room again...
In 1905 there were hundreds of professors renown...
In making a breakthrough with a client?
In my arms
In the auspicious M.I.T. Tech.
In this world
In what way?
India and China and Baltimore.
Irish curse?
Is it colour by number? Because the colours are fascinating to me.
Is that what you want?
Is that why, uh, is that why I broke up with Skylar?
Is there anything that I can do for you?"
Is this like a fetish? Ls it something like maybe we need to devote some time to?
It ain't too long till he hits one, spills the oil...
It does make sense if you listen to the story and quit askin' questions.
It doesn't mean 'cause I go here, I'm a genius.
It is actually important that I learn this.
It says, uh, class of '72 is having a reunion in six months.
It seems there will be no unmasking here today.
It sure ain't good.
It was 6 6. It went to 12.
It was an amazing game, though. You know, bottom of the 8th, Carbo ties it up.
It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years.
It's a comedy
It's a defence mechanism, all right?
It's a good car, dude. The engine's good. Engine's good.
It's a man. He lived over 100 years ago. He was, uh, Indian.
It's a poker game with this kid. Don't let him know what you've got.
It's about my medal, is it? Oh, God, I could go home and get it for you. You can have it.
It's about taking a fall
It's about the boy. He's a good kid.
It's actually fantastically boring.
It's also a Winslow Homer rip off, except you got whitey, uh, rowin' the boat there.
It's also very important in a clinical situation.
It's an important question.
It's better than spending that time in jail, isn't it?
It's gonna be hard for him to find.
It's just a handful of people in the world who can tell the difference between you and me.
It's just beautiful, 'cause we can make...
It's just not... It's not worth it.
It's kind of a hike.
It's like a, uh... It's a figure. It's, it's hoverin' over me.
It's like that house music. It's like...
It's not a, a necessity, especially for someone like you.
It's not about the job. I don't care if you work for the government.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's paint by number.
It's right. Just take it home with you.
It's t... It's touching me.
It's that fuckin' guinea. I hate that little bitch. Will knows him.
It's the state trooper that pulled him over.
It's touching me down there.
It's very erotic.
It's wonderful stuff, you know? Little things like that.
It's wrong. Where you goin'?
It's, it's a great thing. It's an amazing honour.
Jesus.
Joke. January '95, impersonating an officer.
Joke. You're a smoothie. Come on, Morgan! Just submit!
Just history? Lt must've been a survey course then, huh?
Just like it wasn't them when their number got called...
Just so you don't get sticky fingers, huh?
Just tell him sorry.
Just to get drunk with his buddies in Vienna every night?
Keep your ear to the grindstone.
Known someone that could level you with her eyes.
Lay it down, Mac. That's how to do it! Attaboy! Take two, Mac, take two!
Let me tell you about... Let me tell ya what happened to my Uncle Marty...
Let me tell you somethin'. If you're not out there in two fuckin' seconds, when I'm done with them, you're next.
Let me tell you somethin'. You're suspect.
Let me tell you what I do know.
Let's sit over here.
Life's work. Political aspirations. Him and the pope.
Like how you bought your couch: Payment plans.
Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick?
Like you say you do
Like you say you do
Look at me, son.
Look at me. What do you wanna do?
Look, buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump.
Look, I'll, I'll understand if you don't wanna meet with him again.
Look, maybe I don't wanna spend the, the rest of my fuckin' life sittin' around explaining shit to people.
Look, there he goes. Misty, run! Come on!
Look, um, if you don't love me, you should just tell me because...
Look, you're my best friend so don't take this the wrong way...
Looks right.
Ls this just my imagination, or has my class grown considerably?
Makes a very muddled composition.
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny and Brian.
Maureen, stop the oral fixation for a moment and join us.
Maybe I'm all about three points.
Maybe they even took the liberty of hirin' an alcoholic skipper...
Maybe you wish you hadn't said that, but you know it's such a serious thing...
Maybe. We just couldn't wait until Monday to find out.
Mayhem, theft, resisting. All overturned.
Me and Bill rebuilt this engine ourselves here.
Me, too. Yeah.
Michelangelo. You know a lot about him.
Miss Misery
Mmm, that's it, isn't it?
Mod f x square dx.
More. That's nice, yes. What sort of clubs?
Morgan, dude, why don't you jerk off in your own fuckin' house, dude?
Morgan, how much money you got on you?
Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's just 'cause you like the take out girl.
Morgan, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for ya.
Morgan!
Most days I wish I never met you...
Most people never get to see how brilliant they can be.
Motherfucker, die!
Motion to dismiss is denied. $50,000 bail.
My boy's wicked smart.
My contention is that, uh, prior to the Revolutionary War...
My father died when I was 13, and I inherited this money.
My father was an alcoholic. Mean, fuckin' drunk.
My friends and I had, you know, slept out on the sidewalk all night to get tickets.
My motto's always been When it's right, it's right
My new boss. He seemed like a good guy.
My uncle st starts wonderin' what he's doin' there.
My uncle's like, "All right, fine. " Takes him 'round to the garage, opens the door.
My uncle's like, "What?" He said, "You heard me. Let met get in your garage. "
My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
Nah. Only if you grab my ass.
Nail them while they're vulnerable. That's my motto.
Need them keys.
Next door
Next time, get the notes from your brother.
Next week.
No "goodbye," no "see ya later. " No nothin'. You just left.
No one could possibly understand the depths of you.
No shit! You didn't say that.
No smoking.
No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works better if I tell it in the first person.
No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field. I wasn't there.
No, I was happy to pay. I inherited the money.
No, I was, I was hopin' for a kiss.
No, I'm trying to explain it to you. Do you play the piano?
No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters.
No, man, there's no problem. It's cool.
No, no. I mean, you know, it's all right.
No, that's cool, I mean, I bet your parents were happy to pay.
No, we haven't gotten into that yet. We're still bangin' away at the past.
No, you don't wanna hear that. You don't wanna hear that I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid.
No, you're not going. You're not leaving.
No. Stanford. I'm going there in June when I graduate.
No. We're gonna do that another time.
Nope.
Not against you.
Not without some serious smelling salts and a heater.
Now becoming true
Now no more shenanigans. No more tomfoolery. No more ballyhoo.
Now, any business we have heretofore...
Now, how old are you?
Now, in 50 years, there's one thing that's been missin'...
Now, let's see.
Now, the person to do so will not only be in my good graces...
Now, you can know everything in the world, sport...
October 21, 1975.
Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student.
Of errors, you see
Of real skill So glad to meet you
Of the market economy in the southern colonies.
Oh, Christ. Ah, but, Will, she's been dead two years and that's the shit I remember.
Oh, come on. I mean, that is what you do.
Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie.
Oh, good, everyone's back. Welcome back, everybody.
Oh, I got regrets, Will, but I don't regret a single day I spent with her.
Oh, I hope it was someone with the open toed sandals and the really bad breath.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. And who are these fuckin' friends of yours? They let you get away with that?
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Oh, God.
Oh, my God. Men are shameless.
Oh, my God. My dog is winning!
Oh, my, you made me...
Oh, nice to be in the loop.
Oh, please don't. You know... You know what, Gerry? Shove the medal up your fuckin' ass, all right?
Oh, so you're the one.
Oh, that's the good stuff.
Oh, this is, this is a Harvard bar, huh?
Oh, well, I'm sure. But it was nice to meet ya.
Oh, what, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?
Oh, what's the use?
Oh, why do you think he does that, Gerry? Do you have any fuckin' clue why? Hmm?
Oh, Will! I remember.
Oh, yeah, 'cause it was game six of the World Series, biggest game in Red Sox history.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you know, I read your book last night.
Oh, you're a clever one. What's your name?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh. Well, tell me what you really think.
Oh. Well, they don't really come down here that much.
Oh. Yeah. Okay.
Okay, everybody, that's it for today. Thanks. Um...
Okay, you are in your bed, Will.
Okay. Fine.
On a hundred dollar bill
On your own time, you can do whatever you like, Will.
One, two, three.
One: Don't do that.
Or rather, to ascertain the identity of the mystery math magician.
Ow! Fuckin' punk!
Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary. That's a very sweet offer.
People call these things imperfections, but they're not.
Personally, I don't give a shit about all that.
Personally?
Please?
Predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth"?
Professor Gerald Lambeau, Field's medal winner for combinatorial mathematics.
Professor Valenti, are you calling me again?
Put my money back on the table and see what kind of cards I get.
Really? Goody for you.
Remember how your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year?
Renowned astrophysicists and lowly M.I.T. Professors.
Retainer Retainer.
Right. My day laid brick, okay? Busted his ass so I could have an education.
Right. That's right.
Right. Well, I mean, when it came to stuff like that...
Say I'm workin' at the N.S.A. And somebody puts a code on my desk.
Say it again.
Saying he wasn't here and he goes back to jail?
Says I seen your picture
Sean, do you know what the odds are against winning the lottery?
Sean, if the professor calls about that job...
Sean, please, just meet with him once a week.
See ya, Bo Peep.
See ya, Bo Peep.
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own.
Seeing as you're intent on breaking my balls...
Seen that.
September '93, assault.
Seven? Eight? How many?
Seven.
Sexual orientation. The whole works, right?
Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...
Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Connor, Kant, Pope, Locke...
She don't know. There ain't no Irish curse.
She finally got her couch Rent A Center style.
She fuckin' dies, and you just cash in your chips and you walk away?
She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass, and she gives him a blow job.
She woke up and gone like, "Was that you?"
She's like, "Oh, Jesus, Paddie. You're such a good lookin' fella. I love ya.
She's missin' a tooth, Will.
She's smart. She's fun. She's different from most of the girls I've been with.
Shepherd.
Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana and he blew the competition away.
Shut up. You get canned more than tuna, bitch.
Skyrockets in flight
Skyrockets in flight
So call her up, Romeo.
So come on
So come on by
So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.
So don't put your shit on me when you're the one that's afraid.
So he tells my uncle, "Stay here. Don't move. "
So he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks...
So how's your lady?
So I'd provoke him so he wouldn't go after my mother and little brother.
So I'm not gonna be just a construction worker.
So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written.
So let this be said: The gauntlet has been thrown down...
So maybe you do what you gotta do to get out.
So my uncle's fucked, basically. Got him out of the car, and tried to make him walk the line.
So please finish Percival by next time.
So statie goes runnin' down the road to deal with the other accident.
So that's, so that's it? So we're, we're done?
So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone's still on.
So their kids have a chance at the opportunities you have here.
So those college kids could come in in the morning and the floors are clean.
So what did I think?

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