Big (1988) Edit

A brand new bathroom with a jet stream Jacuzzi.

A building is inert. A bug, it moves, it's got all kinds of possibilities.

A consumer s... survey and we were wondering...

A little piece of dough over there!

A prehistoric insect with claws that could pick up a car.

Ah, that's me... Mr. Ridiculous.

All a 13 year old boy wants is a 13 year old girl.

All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs."

All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs."

All comments should be directed to Jack Taylor no later than Thursday.

All he said was, he didn't get it.

All right, let's take it over. We'll take it over! Ow!

All the same people having all the same discussion.

Although maybe it will work with a dog. I don't know.

Amphibian? He takes 10,000 G.I. Joes...

Ample closet space, a modern kitchen...

An electronic comic book? That's amazing.

And a string on the bottom and you pulled him forward, he'd waddle from side to side.

And am perfectly safe.

And buy all my accessories.

And even get outside...

And even if you did believe me, I didn't think

And Fisher Price and Worlds of Wonder.

And he came from Data Processing.

And he exposed his heinie.

And I know...

And I played with my friends and hung out with them and...

And I realized...

And I sure don't know how to build one of those.

And I'm three months older than you are, asshole.

And I'm... I'm not ready for all of this.

And if you tell them anything that goes on in this room...

And kept spinning it out again and again and again.

And let you know I was okay.

And that is one fifth of the total revenue from all of last year.

And that we are targeting the same area...

And then he says, "It's not accepted accounting procedure."

And wait a minute. It's the Yankees' star pitcher coming out of the bullpen.

And when I got into the kitchen, he turned around and he pulled down his pants...

And you read it, and you have to make a choice of what the character's gonna do.

And you're not sitting there letting some machine do all the work.

And, uh, make it black.

And... ♪♪ [Continues]

Around seven dollars...

Ask him what I used to sing to him when he was a little boy.

Ask him.

Astro Blaster, Laser Might They're all the goddamn same.

Barbara, you are not going to believe this. Hold on.

Baskin!

Baskin! Rental delivery!

Baskin?

Beats me.

Before I met you, I was in Little League.

Bein' part of a family means sharing responsibilities.

Bet he gets another raise.

Billy, do us both a favor.

Billy, shut up! I'm your best friend! Please, you gotta believe me.

Billy, you stink!

Bob's office is bigger than my office!

Booger! Booger! [Yells]

Booger! Booger! [Yells]

Boom!

Brennen!

Bring down Rachel with you, all right?

Bring down your dungarees and stuff for the laundry, okay?

Buddy, we've been talkin' about this for months.

Busy?

But every bit of research and focus testing shows...

But I never liked the Galacticons.

But I... I used to... study, you know, the stuff, so...

But if it's...

But if we think that it could turn into something else, well...

But ours will also be in color. Did I say that?

But something really strange happened, and I'm really scared! I need your help!

But there's only one reason for me to stay.

But there's only one reason for me to stay.

But we have a very big presentation to give tomorrow...

But you don't drink coffee.

By the way, you may be older than that. [Laughing]

Bye.

Can any of you appreciate that?

Can't be any different than school.

Catch. Catch the dough. Catch!

Come on in.

Come on, George. You can't sell to the parents. You sell to the kids.

Come on, Miss Cheapo. A quarter! A quarter.

Come on, sleepyhead! You're gonna miss the bus, and I can't drive you today.

Come on, Susan. He's just another link in the chain.

Come on, you guys. Stay together. [Children Chattering]

Come on!

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Go! Come on!

Come on. I'll drive you home.

Come on. We'll hit some after supper.

Come on. Why can't I go with you?

Cute. Can you walk the dog?

Dance?

Do you know what it's like to work eight hours and come home to this?

Do you mean sleep over?

Do you really like it?

Don't forget look him in the eye!

Don't play with the ra... Leave the, uh... Don't...

E K E. Yes, I can spell, young man.

Each page would be made out of six panels.

Even if you're attracted to someone...

Ever since she got engaged, my life has been a disaster.

Every four hours. [Line Disconnects]

Every region of the country was sampled.

Everyone's an enemy.

Everything she says she'll say on her wedding night, only she doesn't know it.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Exactly. Come on.

Except they're on this rail, so you can't get off the road...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Do you know him? You know Josh?

Excuse me. I'll be right back. Oy.

Excuse me. This looks good.

Fill this out in triplicate.

Fill this out in triplicate. Five dollar filing charge.

Find that Zoltar thing, make your wish.

Fine! Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

Fine. Fine. Just go to your fancy party...

First it was Tom Caulfield. Then Handlen.

For earned run averages, field goal percentages, whatever.

Gave him a ride home, Paul.

Get back to the locker rooms and get on to your next class.

Get some air between you and the tramp... oline.

Give me the ball!

Give me the ball!

Give me the ball!

Give me the ball!

Give Rachel a kiss from her big brother.

Give... Give me the... Give me the...

Go away!

Go to the city, lay low for a couple days...

God. She likes you. I know she likes you. I'll find out, okay?

Goddamn Baby's off 60%.

Goddamn it, Billy Francis Kopecki!

Good night, Mrs. Baskin!

Good night.

Good!

Got it, need it, need it, got it.

Got it. I got it. Got it.

Great.

Great. But do I have to share my room? [Babbling]

Great. Why don't we meet you at the Ferris wheel?

Half hour.

Hands up on defense! [Ball Bouncing]

Happy birthday to you.

Has climbed from 27% to 45% in the last two years.

Have them edit out the commercials and stuff?

Have you always lived alone?

Have you been on this before?

He beat me up.

He didn't have to punch me.

He followed me a around that pillar there...

He gives too much homework. What'd you get on the test?

He had a birthday.

He had on a blue, uh, sweatshirt with a hood on it...

He looks into the catcher's mitt, shakes off the first signal...

He says hi!

He takes the curve.

He was going for the throat, trying to eviscerate me.

He wipes the sweat off his brow, leans back and fires.

He... He ran in here. He ran into the kitchen.

He'll be coming back real soon.

He's a grown up.

He's got a cold.

He's had the roughest time with algebra. We've tried tutors, everything.

He's out of his mind. The old man has finally lost it.

Hello?

Here you are, sir.

Here, here. Wait.

Here, Paul. Take this, go over to the mirror...

Here's the windup and the pitch.

Hey, Angel! Get out of that bathroom now!

Hey, come on up.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey. Does it sound like I'm beggin'? I am.

Hey, I don't make the rules, kid.

Hey, it's after midnight.

Hey, Miss Patterson, could you call Media and have them send up...

Hey, mister, you want some of these fries?

Hey, no fair! Hey.

Hey, smell my neck.

Hey, this looks okay.

Hey, you're Josh Baskin! Remember? You broke your arm on my roof!

Hey! Hey!

Hey. Psst. Hey. I'm Scott Brennen.

Hi, Josh.

Hi.

Hiya.

Hmm.

Hold this. Hold this. Good. Now, can you keep it a secret?

Honey, are we trying to fix this thing or are we tryin' to place blame?

Honey! Smile!

Honey? I put out some clean clothes. [Drawer Opens]

Horowitz, pick up that shirt or I'll make you eat it. It stinks!

How come you have all these points?

How come you're so nice?

How did a geek like Freddie Benson get a sister like that?

How do I feel about what?

How do you do it?

How do you feel about all this?

How do you... How do you f... feel about me?

How would I have... Even if I did listen, how would I know?

Huggy Bear Mama, Huggy Bear Papa.

Huggy Bear took a nosedive.

I believe that about you.

I can't believe you brought up Golding.

I can't believe you brought up Golding.

I can't do it alone anymore.

I can't help it, Josh. I gotta be home by 10:00.

I changed into a grown up, when I'm really just a kid.

I didn't do anything to him. I think he's a terrific kid.

I didn't know what to say.

I didn't think that you were gonna believe me.

I disagree.

I don't care who you raised. Did you raise gerbils and dogs?

I don't feel like going out tonight.

I don't get how it works.

I don't have time to xerox it. Let the new guy do it.

I don't know about this one, Bob.

I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, let Let's try the next street.

I don't want to stay here by myself.

I feel like I can tell you anything.

I finished up on the Astro Blaster.

I got a "C."

I got a car outside. You wanna get outta here?

I got him this anyway.

I got it. I got it.

I got work to do. Can't you understand that? I got a deadline to meet. God!

I guess I didn't hear you, or... or want to, or...

I have called everywhere. Nobody's ever heard of him.

I haven't told you something because

I hustle. Uh, sir? Sir!

I just wanted you to know that, uh...

I know I'm late with this, but congratulations, Mrs. Hicks.

I know what we can do. We can get some beers and some dirty magazines...

I know what you mean.

I know.

I know.

I know...

I like things that are a little more... intimate.

I love you very much...

I made a wish on a machine called the Zoltar machine.

I mean, I like you, and I... I wanna spend the night with you.

I mean, if it's an affair, that's one thing.

I mean, right from the beginning, you can...

I mean, there's this invisible line, and... and even if...

I miss my family, Susan, and I want to go home.

I promise. I cross my heart and hope to...

I remember there was this duck once.

I rigged this up so you don't need any quarters.

I say, "You little pissant."

I taught him everything he knows.

I think a kid...

I think it's something...

I think it's the same as the ma? Tre d's. [Laughing]

I think that if you just march right in and talk with MacMillan...

I think that we should see one quarter of that...

I thought so. What, are you here with your kids?

I thought we'd start you off on last week's preschool orders.

I tried to tell you last night.

I turned into a grown up. I made this wish on the machine.

I want to go home.

I was going to the Xerox room 'cause they needed these by 5:00.

I was just looking around in here.

I watch TV...

I went to bed one night and I was a kid,

I will spend the rest of my life making sure you suffer.

I wish I was a kid again.

I wish I were big.

I... I can't. I can't. [Sobs] [Sighs]

I'd like some coffee, please, Miss Patterson.

I'd use the chain, if I were you.

I'll tell them I made the basketball team.

I'll tell you what file a report, be on the safe side.

I'll trade you for X Factor.

I'm a child, Susan...

I'm a person. I am not your maid.

I'm as interested as you are.

I'm delighted, Miss Patterson.

I'm gonna be 30 years old for the rest of my life.

I'm gonna get in one awful lot of trouble because of this.

I'm in Computers.

I'm not getting any of my mail. Nothing has been filed.

I'm not ready to accept the responsibility."

I'm not supposed to go to New York without my folks.

I'm not talking about one toy. I'm talking about the whole goddamn line:

I'm not very good at sports, but I'll give it a try.

I'm only part time. Sorry.

I'm open! Here! I'm open!

I'm really sorry, but I didn't know what to do.

I'm really vulnerable right now, you know, and l...

I'm sorry.

I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh?

I'm... I'm 13.

I'm... I'm his girlfriend.

I've been thinking about it, and there's a million reasons for me to go home...

I've been thinking about this.

I've been thinking about you a lot.

I've just never gone out with someone like you.

I've... I've been there before.

If he's gonna fight the dragon, you push one of the buttons...

If he's scared of me, then why did he punch me?

If I don't have a man tonight, I'm absolutely going...

If it'll make you feel better, I'll go in there with you while you talk to him.

If it's s... something else...

If you got a quarter in the devil's mouth,

If you liked one, you could see it over and over and over again.

If you put the head on a hinge, just a little wooden dowel...

If you touch one hair on his head...

In about a month.

In fact, it's a very simple program. Isn't that right?

In my car...

In the meantime...

In the nine to 11 year old bracket...

Interesting.

Isn't there something else that you'd rather ask him?

It doesn't mean anything.

It grew all over.

It had this bobbing head, and it looked like a devil.

It happened again. David, the girl is absolutely useless.

It has 50 foot ceilings, old hardwood floors...

It just didn't work with the kids.

It says here you've got four years' experience.

It should take a few days. Give you a chance to find your way around.

It turned me into a grown up. Last night at the carnival.

It turns from a building into a robot. Right?

It was a dream, honey.

It was a Zoltar machine.

It was disgusting.

It was the boat ride that did it.

It wasn't that bad.

It won't be like these, where you just follow the story along.

It worked in research. It worked in the testing.

It works on your hips.

It would work for almost any sport there is... hockey!

It's a big city, Josh. I bet there's a million Zoltar machines.

It's a lot like camp.

It's a report on how to expand the heavy adventure

It's beluga.

It's crazy.

It's for you. It's a glow in the dark compass ring.

It's good to see a little hustle for a change.

It's just a letter to say I'm okay and stuff.

It's like they cloned some party in 1983...

It's more like real hockey the old way. Why'd they change it?

It's much better than last year. I just wanted to tell you that.

It's not just a job for him. It's a war.

It's not like that anymore.

It's okay.

It's really simple. Let me just get my big balls off here.

It's simple too. Come on. You'll like it. And it's really easy too.

It's timing, George. Timing.

It's tough to find a cab out here. Thanks.

It's very beautiful and I'm having a lovely time.

Jesus, Billy. Miss Patterson, get them on the phone...

Josh is all right, and he's okay and everything.

Josh, what's wrong?

Josh!

Josh!

Josh! Hurry up! Your eggs are getting cold.

Josh! I'm glad you could make it.

Josh! Josh!

Josh! Josh!

Josh?

Josh?

Josh? [Grunts] Oh.

Josh? [Radio: Chatter]

Josh. My man!

Joshua.

Just a silly old guy.

Just as four...

Just being with you here, I really get a sense of...

Just can't. [Clearing Throat]

Just one night. All right?

Just pop in a brand new disk, and you get a whole new set of options.

Just put your hand right there.

Just seeing someone in the office...

Just... took a walk.

Kill somebody...

Kill the bitch. Kill her with a knife. Kill her with a knife!

Kopecki. K O P...

Kopecki. K O P...

Let me get one more try? Please? Come on! I can't live with "wimpy."

Let me talk to Josh.

Let's face it, Paul. The guy comes from Data Processing.

Let's go, gentlemen. Hey, let's go now.

Let's have some smiles. This is a joyous occasion.

Let's not lie to ourselves. If a kid likes a toy, it sells. That's all.

Listen, what are you trying to do, get us all fired?

Listen.

Listen. You hit 'em at 7:00 in the morning

Listening to little Jennifer screaming, "Puppy Pal, Puppy Pal."

Little, wooden, quacky duck.

Look at him! And the crowds are cheering. They're going crazy!

Look at it. Look at it. It's beautiful.

Look at these figures, Paul. Third quarter profits off 40%.

Look at these. [Blows Raspberry]

Look at this one.

Look at this place. It's bigger than the principal's office!

Look at this. Come over here.

Look at this. You know what we're gonna do with this?

Look, I know I don't look like myself, okay?

Look, I really don't know what it is that you're trying to tell me...

Look, I swear to God, if you do anything to him...

Look, I'll cut classes tomorrow.

Look, really jump. Stand there and get air. Go ahead.

Look, why don't you try the Kiddie Whip?

Look, you're gonna see him again really soon.

Lounging around, waiting for your dinner to be cooked...

Lying in bed.

M M M My baseball team is called the Dukes! [Whimpering]

Ma?

MacMillan orders it every year.

Make my wish. Right.

Market past the 12 year old cutoff point.

Maybe a nice black, uh, with a p p p...

Maybe next year, right? Next year.

Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Let's start again.

Maybe you could come with me.

Maybe you should hold on to my number.

Me too. Every day after school.

Me too. I come here every Saturday.

Melt wizard. [Typing, Beeping]

Melt... Melt wizard.

Miss?

Miss?

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Right up.

Mm mmm.

Mom. Mom.

Most of that's pretty straightforward stuff.

Mr. Baskin can't be...

Mrs. Donald Hicks. Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks.

Mrs. Donald Hicks. Mrs. Judy Mitchellson Hicks.

Mrs. Kaplan knows her right and her left. Isn't that great?

Mrs. Kaplan, in just a little bit to your right.

My best sport's video hockey.

My birthday's November 3. Mom, I got a "B" on my history test.

My tone is plenty civil.

Neat.

Next, please!

Next! [People Shouting]

No, choice every three pages.

No, I did not! Now, give me the goddamn ball!

No, I didn't.

No, I mean I really am 13.

No, I told you, I looked in the back. I've got Powerhouse...

No, I'm at a party. [Chuckles]

No, just some milk.

No, no, no, just...

No, no, no. Just a...

No, no. It's just that I... I want to go on myself.

No, you don't understand.

No! No!

No.

No.

No. [Chuckles, Sniffs]

No. It was the pork rinds.

No. They got a hundred of' em. Are we ready?

None of you ever offer to help me!

Not that we have to know right now. We don't.

Now all they do is spin around.

Now Rachel's gonna get a cold, I'm gonna get a cold, his father's gonna get a cold.

Now they're arresting businessmen?

Now, that's what I call a tuxedo.

Oh ho! He is vicious!

Oh, come on. Come on.

Oh, come on. I'll do it with you, to show you how it goes.

Oh, G.W. My brother in law got his doctorate there.

Oh, God.

Oh, he can't come to the phone right now.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, hey. I've got it.

Oh, honey, come here. You can tell me anything.

Oh, I haven't done this in a long time. [Laughs]

Oh, I needed towels. Thank you very much.

Oh, I was... was out.

Oh, I... I don't know.

Oh, it's pink. [Laughing]

Oh, my God! Oh, thank God you're home!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Just keep away from the strange man.

Oh, please. I'm... I give you all the help I can. I... You drive me nuts.

Oh, right. And yesterday I was a schoolgirl with pigtails.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, stop it.

Oh, the music?

Oh, well, I wasn't much different. [Laughs]

Oh, yeah. Shh, shh, shh. Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.

Oh! Heartbreak! He lost it.

Oh! That's good. Nothing wrong with a little hustle.

Oh.

Oh. Hi, Mrs. Baskin.

Oh. Hi.

Oh. I'll get it.

Oh. Oh, 12.

Oh... You know, this is an office, not a playground.

Okay, honey. Big smile. Big smile.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, uh, let's check out the...

Okay? I'll give you a call.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. So how would you like that?

On PBS the other night?

Once in a while.

One dollar. Come on, kid.

One minute!

Only on breaks, and in the coffee room.

Our initial figure is around seven...

Ours... Did I say... I didn't say that right.

Out where? [Exhales]

Over the line on the serve. Yellow is out of bounds. Play to 21. Ready?

P.S.

Paul, a boss should get knocked on his ass once in a while.

Paul, I... I think we must feel awful.

Paul, uh...

Pepto Bismol.

Pick one.

Please tell me.

Police! [Screaming]

Pork rinds! [Gagging]

Pre orders down 55.

Psst! [Computer Beeping]

Put her on unemployment.

Put it in. Bitch! Kill the bitch!

Put the balls in the equipment closet and you practice your layup.

Put the hat on and look at yourself.

Put your hand. Okay. Watch. [Beeping]

Ready? Come on. Jump. See? That's all it is.

Really?

Rick Rhoden is on the mound for the Yankees.

Rick Rhoden, on the mound.

Right, Paul?

Right. Okay. Second door. Right there.

Right. So all we gotta do is get a list of all the carnivals then track it down.

S... so I show him the schedule...

Say hi to her, and she's yours.

Screwy Hermie.

See that girl over there in the red?

See you back home!

See you in the morning.

See, it's hard, in a business situation...

See, the Starfighters are good because you can change all the pieces.

See, there's a computer chip inside which stores the choices.

See, when she opens her shower presents...

See? Oh. [Laughing] [Laughing]

Senior proms, juvenile dress ups and maybe a fancy p...

Seven.

Shampoo, razor, toothpaste, two neckties and your exercise tape.

She does it every day.

She leaned over, you can see right down her shirt.

She spent the last three months writing down her married name. Mrs. Judy Hicks.

She'll wrap her legs around you so tight, you'll be begging for mercy.

She's got one of those undershirt things.

She's not making any sense at all. [Women Chattering]

Slaps some gills on 'em, webs their feet, packages 'em in seaweed.

So far they're treating me fine.

So how many points is he gonna score in the entire game?

So I made a wish to be big. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

So I'm gonna get some sleep.

So if you get real close to the board...

So now what?

So that by 10:00, they're rippin' the house apart.

So this is where you live.

So what do you mean, "so"? That's it. She's available.

So, uh, what... what are you, 15, 16?

So, what do they make you do for all this?

So, when you reach the end of the page, you decide where the story goes.

So, will you tell me?

So, will you tell me?

So?

So? What do you think?

Some friend. I don't need him.

Something wrong?

Sometimes she spells the hyphen. [Snorts]

Sometimes with a hyphen, sometimes without a hyphen.

Son, you don't have to go on this thing if you don't feel like it.

Sorry I'm late. The computers were down for, like, 45 minutes.

St. James, Josh. It's religious.

Story appear just by pressing these buttons.

Stupid jacket.

Suckers!

Sure. Yeah.

Susan, he has to come from somewhere.

Susan, I'm not married.

Susan, that means marketing and strategy and stuff.

Susan? Susan?

Susan...

Susan...

Take the garbage out. Every day, take the garbage out. There!

Takes the turn.

Tell me!

Ten years, who knows?

Terrific. That's just terrific. This is just terrific!

Thank you, Miss Patterson.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks again, Billy! It was fun!

Thanks.

That I could write you...

That means if the president dies, you get to take over?

That one.

That said "Giants" across the front.

That you were gonna like me anymore, so...

That's all there is to it. Good.

That's easy... 40 points.

That's not a tuxedo! That's a morning coat.

That's not possible.

That's pretty cool.

That's very important, that you're easy to clean.

That's what they invented Xanax for, right?

The Dinky Link.

The focus testing showed a solid base...

The glue is not dry yet.

The last door on the right, next to the bathroom.

The lines are so clean, and you don't get any of that partition quality.

The more you buy me, the more I'll love you.

The new American crime, tryin' to earn a living?

The personnel director will see you now.

The robot turns into a bug!

The teams are being led into the field, and the crowds are going crazy! Yeah! Yeah!

Then Golding. Then me. Am I missing somebody?

Then I'll ask him for you, and that way you'll know that he's okay.

Then the beak would peck at the ground when it pulls forward.

There was nothing I could do about it.

There will be 30 pages per electronic comic book,

There you go. There you go. Yeah.

There. That might help.

There's a couple of numbers missing on your social security.

There's a guy from the meeting!

There's a million robots that turn into something.

There's gotta be a reason.

There's something I think I should tell you.

There's this flat screen on the inside with, uh, with pictures on it...

These are the notes, in case you want 'em.

They really screw you, don't they?

They said...

They were so... incisive.

They'll probably be so happy to see you, you'll probably get a new bike out of it.

Things like this don't happen unless there's a reason.

Think I've read this one.

Think it's in the thumbs. It's the knuckles.

This doesn't just happen. This guy... This doesn't happen.

This experience...

This is a building that turns into a robot.

This is a skysc****r.

This is great!

This is incredible. You're brilliant.

This is just terrific!

This is the time of day when she gets cranky and she cries.

This is what we've been waiting for.

This isn't fair.

This one's got a number on it. Does yours?

This was too good to be true. There had to be something.

This whole line was your idea.

Those test scores...

Those under indictment include five senior vice presidents...

Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.

Three, four, five, six... Three, four, five, six...

Throw thermal...

Transformers for girls!

Trouble.

Try Consumer Affairs down the hall, room 111.

Try taking some of the padding out.

Uh huh. [Sniffles]

Uh, all right.

Uh, have a good time. I'll see what I can do.

Uh, I made this for you. Who are you calling?

Uh, I mean, at this point in my life...

Uh, I see. Is... Is... Is there any particular occasion?

Uh, I... I'm Josh Baskin.

Uh, usually this type of tuxedo is popular with students...

Uh, we would like a hotel room, please.

Uh, well, then you probably want something simple.

Uh, what do you mean?

Uh, your son can wait out here.

Uh...

Um, a... ask me something th... that... that only he would know.

Um, I was in Little League, and I rode my bike to school...

Um, I was, uh...

Um, social security number?

Um... Oh! ♪♪ [Singing]

Unbelievable!

Up. [Grunts] Excellent. All right.

Using a double blind format of eight overlapping demographic groups.

Vice president? He's only been here a week!

W What's going on here?

Wait a minute. Time out. Time!

Wait a second. I'll show you.

Wait. I need a paper.

Wanna dance?

Wanna go again?

Want to get a load of that guy. He's, uh, overdressed.

Wash shirts and shorts.

Wasn't always that way.

Watch it. [Gasping]

Watch this. Need some help with the hammer?

We could do sports comic books, where, like,

We could have sports books... baseball, football.

We'll find that Zoltar thing before you know it, okay?

We'll take it!

We're conducting a, uh...

We're gonna go in the other room and see some toys. Come on.

We're pregnant?

We've talked to the mother. She's pretty hysterical.

Well done, Josh. Well done.

Well, couldn't it be, like, a robot that turns into, like, a bug or something?

Well, I have to go meet somebody and...

Well, I play with all of this stuff, and then I go in and tell 'em what I think.

Well, I really don't know where I can put her.

Well, I'll stay away from her then.

Well, if you had read your industry breakdown...

Well, is... Yeah. [Chuckles]

Well, it can be painful, but...

Well, it's a stupid rule.

Well, it's not a video game.

Well, it's the company's car.

Well, it's... It's an old system, but, you know...

Well, on the old set, you could slide the men up and down the ice.

Well, should get the cards set up before everyone comes in.

Well, that's cheating.

Well, uh, I think if you got everyone's input up front...

Well, Wednesday would be better than Thursday. [Door Opens]

Well, where should we start first?

Well, yeah. I feel bad too.

Well, you know, she came so highly recommended.

Well, you know, we're...

Well, you need another person for it to work.

Well, you.

Well, you'll be sorry.

Well, you'll be sorry.

Well?

What about me, huh? Have you ever once thought about how I feel?

What about your breakfast?

What are you What are you talking about?

What are you doing? Come on, man. [Yelps]

What are you gonna wish for this time?

What are you talking about? This is it. This is the list.

What department did you say you were in?

What do you think I want to melt him with?

What do you think of that?

What does he do in his sleep?

What don't you get, Josh?

What is it?

What is so special about Baskin?

What kind of medicine... you would give to your family.

What time is it?

What were you like when you were younger?

What, exactly, don't you get?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Oh.

What... What reason is that?

What's a marketing report?

What's home? Fine. It's your house, you pay for it. [Line Ringing]

What's so... What's the joke?

When you consider that GoBots and Transformers pull 37% market share...

Where did he go?

Where did you go to school?

Where you been? I've been trying to reach you forever.

Where you been? It's kind of late.

While I stay at home by my mailbox and wait for your stupid carnival list.

Whoa!

Whoa! Check it out!

Whoa! Check it out.

Whoa! How'd you do that? [Squealing Continues]

Whoa! What's the matter...

Whoo!

Why are you doing this, Josh?

Why don't you watch where the hell you're going!

Why not? [Bell Rings]

Why not? You on the wagon?

Why, yes.

Why?

Why? Nobody knows more about toys in this entire company than you.

Will you quit your moping now?

With a choice every two pages...

With a possible carryover into the 12 year olds.

With a retail cost of about $18.95.

Woke up the next morning, I was a grown up.

Work stinks, but the fringe benefits are great.

Work, damn it! [Bell Dings]

Work! Work!

Would you come back at lunch? I'm busy right now... Hello?

Would you come on? We'll figure something out.

Would you get me some gum?

Would you like a drink... uh, champagne, glass of wine?

Wouldn't you rather play basketball? I know how to play that.

Wow! Is this your car?

Wow. Thanks.

Y... You can't keep a kid from growing up.

Yeah, a living comic book. It's gonna be different every time.

Yeah, and y... you're gonna get him back just the way he was.

Yeah, buddy! It came!

Yeah, do you have a Zoltar machine?

Yeah, I... I know.

Yeah, okay. Son, you should sit down.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. Well, tell him it's important.

Yeah, right. Well, tell him it's important.

Yeah, you said it had to be over the line on a serve.

Yeah!

Yeah! Good bye, Mr. Spalding!

Yeah! Yeah, thanks. That's great!

Yeah? Well, tell him I called again.

Yeah. [Gurgling]

Yeah. ♪♪ [Continues]

Yeah. Give me your gum.

Yeah. Have you decided what you're doing on the Danbury line?

Yeah. His company is havin' a party.

Yeah. It...

Yeah. Just jump.

Yeah. See? Okay, one quarter is to 10 points that he scores in a quarter...

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good to me.

Yeah. Yeah, you left pretty quick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yee haw!

Yes, I do.

Yes, Mr. Baskin.

Yes, Mr. Baskin.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. That's a beautiful fit. [Door Opens, Closes]

Yes. We would like a list of all carnivals and fairs.

Yes. Well, whatever. Anyway...

You all right?

You big gawk.

You can see all the way down to her flowers.

You can wear my jacket if you want.

You can't see this on a marketing report.

You come up with the ideas, and I'll handle the marketing.

You could kill somebody running around here like that!

You could make a wish, and I did.

You did, and your mom tried to kill you.

You don't get it, do you? This is important!

You don't just get up and leave and... and... and walk out like that.

You don't know me that well.

You don't know what I mean.

You don't need quarters for this either. It's free.

You don't really get a chance to know them.

You ever go by Simpson's desk when she's grading papers or somethin'?

You ever seen Brooklyn by dawn?

You expect a kid to pay $ 19 for a comic book?

You go straight to the top of the stairs.

You got your wish.

You gotta be quiet. People are tryin' to work here.

You have any questions, come to me. Good luck.

You have got to give me someone who knows what she is doing. Excuse me.

You just gotta get used to a fatter bat.

You just saved me a trip to the gym, son.

You knew this was gonna happen when Rachel got older.

You know what I mean?

You know what this is?

You know, if you want, you can keep it until... until he...

You know, most people, they don't know how to rub feet.

You know, you don't walk out on somebody.

You know, you two should come to Vermont. It is so pretty up there now.

You look terrible.

You miss me...

You only get one robot, and they don't come with a vehicle.

You ready for this? She doesn't like Barry anymore.

You really think we'll find it today?

You said it had to be over the line on a serve.

You should see a doctor.

You stink, Kopecki!

You think that there isn't a frightened kid inside of me too?

You waltz in here like it's some kind of a resort...

You want that parent to wake up...

You want the light on?

You would actually make a whole different

You would see that our success in the action figure area...

You'll be all right. Here.

You'll be fine.

You'll be home by Thursday.

You're being paranoid, Paul.

You're my best friend! I can prove it to you.

You're one of the nicest people I've met.

You're right. He's wonderful.

You've been hitting the ball over the fence almost every time in stickball.

You've got a very good idea here!

Your clothes to be ironed.

Your one big moment of redemption?

Your right. Your right.

012.

17.50 a night for the room, $10 deposit for the sheets.

32 17 25.

59.95.

"Sign below." Hi. Hi.

A bug? Yeah.

A prehistoric Transformer? Interesting.

Aah! No. No. Don't. What?

All he wants is a proposal. I can't...

All on computers. Yes.

All right. Good.

All right. Let's imagine that Larry Bird...

All right. Okay.

All right. Let's go. [Clears Throat] Miss? Miss?

All you gotta do is call. Can you give me a minute?

And don't give the lady any trouble now. Sure, Dad.

And I... Ejector seat!

And they pay you for that? Yeah.

And where are we? Uh, the licensing bureau.

Are you cold? Mm mmm.

Are you okay? I am fine.

Backhand! Whoa!

Billy Kopecki. You have to tell me where he went.

Bra? No, no.

Breakfast is ready, Josh. Be right there!

Brent. Susan.

But it Come on. It'll be neat.

But the toy sold, Paul. Excuse me.

Can I help you? Susan Lawrence. Is he in?

Can I help you? Yeah. I'd like to rent a tuxedo.

Can't get a job. Why?

Change. Say, what's that one?

Clerical transcriber. Billy.

Come on! Don't start.

Come on. Get away from that dog. Doggie. I wanna pet him!

Come on. It'll be fun. I'm scared.

Come on. Let's get going. Oh!

Computer operator. Construction engineer. Computer operator?

Computer operator. Construction engineer. Computer operator?

Computers? [Laughing] Yeah. Yeah.

Cynthia Benson. What about her?

Dad, I need some help with my alge... Uh, not now, Adam.

Did you check Mattel? Nothing.

Did you know he gave him Bob's old office? Bob's...

Did you make this? No, Petey made it. Here.

Different sizes... Susan, we could do ladybugs!

Do what? Well...

Do you have some wine, maybe... Take off your shoes.

Do you have the list of story line options? Maybe.

Do you have, like, Sports Illustrated? Sure.

Do you smoke? Well, just that once, but...

Do you want to come in? Sure.

Doggie! No No. Get away from that dog.

Doggie! We'll go inside and buy you a nice gum ball.

Don't forget to call me after supper. Okay.

Don't. Please, don't! Don't! Please! Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.

Double up on the scotch, will you? Right away, sir.

Exactly. That's algebra. Righ... It is?

Excellent, Paul. Thank you. Thank you.

Excuse me. Hey!

Ferris! Thank you.

For what? For a stomachache.

Forget how to knock? Oh, I'm sorry.

Get out! Watch the money! Give me that!

Give me a dollar! Give me... Oh, my God. It's Cynthia.

Give me the ball, you little shit. It's my serve.

Give me the goddamn ball! I never said that! Yes, you did.

Give me the... Give me the... [Man] This is new.

Go ahead. Yo, next!

Go to the next column. Collection agent. Company clerk.

Go! Go! Go! Good. Good.

Good morning. Hey, Brent! How are you? Good morning!

Gotcha. What's your name?

Great. Mr. Baskin?

Great. Mr. Davenport.

Have a pleasant stay. Thanks.

He doesn't just come to a meeting and say "bugs." Uh...

He drives. [Ride Operator] Next.

He's not vicious. Don't kid yourself. That man is a killer.

Hello? Hello.

Help me up? Sure!

Here. Two and a quarter, kid.

Here. What?

Hey, Josh. Hi.

Hey, man. Spare some change? No, not really.

Hey, watch it, kid! Hey. Come on, you guys. Let's go.

Hey, who's this? This is Josh Baskin.

Hey! Hey! Watch it, fella. Sorry. Sorry.

Hey! Not so fast! Sorry. Here.

Hey. Oh, hey. Hey.

Hey. I got it. Oh, all right. Comic books.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Oh, my God. It's Billy.

Hi. Who's this?

Hit a couple more! All right.

Ho ho! Nice try! That was in.

Hold it. Get it! Get it! Get it! Attaboy.

How 'bout a delivery man? I don't know how to drive.

How are you? Who is this?

How How often do you give that? Every four hours.

How would you know? Remember that explosion in science?

How you doin'? This is Derek.

Huh? Gotta slow down. Pace yourself.

I can't, Billy. What? Of course you can. It's your birthday.

I do not cheat! He cheats!

I don't get it. It's just the way he is.

I get got some coffee. You know, you're looking good these days.

I got enough to eat Two!

I got it! I got it! I got it! Hooray!

I got the last! Did not.

I had no idea he had a fourth ship. Yeah. The Santa Cristina.

I have to go somewhere. Where? Where?

I know. [Adam] Ohh!

I must feel awful? You must.

I popped popcorn too. [Man] He likes that intellectual stuff.

I see. Plus, you can't take 'em underwater. If you do...

I told you to take out the garbage! Just a second!

I told you, it's not a video game. Then what is it?

I tried to tell you. I didn't listen.

I was hopin' for a raise, sir. A raise. [Chuckles]

I was just looking around. Oh.

I'll be right back. [MacMillan]: How much would the unit cost?

I'll come and see you every day after school. How?

I'll connect you. Are these the applications?

I'm 13 years old. Oh, and who isn't?

I'm a child. What?

I'm gonna blow you away, Josh. I just got you!

I'm having a really good time. I'm really excited about this.

I'm in the middle of something, okay? That's the list.

I'm just not good enough. What are you talking about?

I'm not mopin'. [Man] Can I help you?

I'm sorry. No, I'll be okay.

Ignore him. Just ignore him. I don't know him.

is gonna score 10 points in a quarter, okay? Yeah, okay.

Is it gone? Well...

It has nothing to do with him. Oh, what is this, then?

It smells bad. Shh.

It's all yours! [Coach] All right, stop!

It's good for him. I don't know, sir.

It's great. Oh, it's great.

It's in the corner Oh. Go Knicks.

It's Josh. Coach Barnes!

It's Josh. Mom! Mom. Stop it! Oh, God!

It's just this once, okay? Sure.

It's my house. [Woman] It's my house. I keep the house.

It's not my fault. Shh!

Jimmy's Toy Box. Psst.

Jordan. What's yours? My name's Josh.

Josh, will you quit with your stupid computers! Just read it.

Josh? Susan.

Just I had an idea. [Laughing]

Just Just Just a little one. All right, a little one.

Kind of like a sweepstakes. Get the art department on the phone. Get them!

Let me show you around. There's Miss Patterson. Hi.

Look, you have to tell me where he went. Who are you?

Ma, it's me. [Mrs. Baskin] Josh?

MacMillan Toys! There it is!

might even be good for me. Knocked him out!

Miss Patterson. You're the luckiest guy I know.

Mm mmm. [Woman] Uh, no. Was it good?

Mmm, yeah. Okay.

Mmm. He's never done this before.

monitoring of cluster performance." "Performance." I can do that.

Mr. Baskin? Y... Yes. Yes.

Mrs. Baskin? Yes?

Need it, got it, got it, need it. Hey, hey.

Neighborhood circulation director? Yeah!

Night. Night, darling;

No way! You're closer. Get back here! I got you!

No, I... Why not?

No, not always. Oh.

No, really, I... I'll watch. It's fun. I'll do it with you.

No, thank you. Okay.

No, this looks too scary. It's okay.

No! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Coach Barnes!

No. Not from me.

No. Oh, yeah. You are.

No. You should. It's really fun.

No. Wait. Here's one. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Nope. Never heard of it. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

Now put some eucalyptus oil on Just Just dance.

Now, say good night to Billy. Good night, Billy. I gotta go.

Of course. Thank you.

Oh, I love it. Only that Only what?

Oh, my God! Got him!

Oh, my God. See? I told you.

Oh, wow. Feel that. What do you think? I like it.

Oh, yeah. Truckapillar!

Oh. Happy for both of you. I really am.

Oh. I'm happy for you.

Oh. Did he enjoy it? Don't be ridiculous.

Oh. Hi. Hi.

Okay. All right.

Okay. You getting a cold, Josh?

Okay. Jump. You want me to jump.

Okay. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. All right.

Okay. You ready? All right. Yeah.

One... One, two...

Ooh. What kind of tuxedo is this?

Paul? I don't get it.

Pete Rose. Yeah.

Piano lessons? Three years.

Put your hand on it. What does it do?

Race you to the corner! No!

Really? Really.

Rebound! Two! They say I'll get out of here...

See you, Josh. No problem. Step up.

See? One month to process. You get it in six weeks.

Send out for some sandwiches. Cajun or deli?

seven, eight, nine, 10! Seven, eight, nine...

She's gonna feel... This is terrible! No. You don't mail it...

Shut up! Bet he ran away.

Six weeks? Sometimes longer, but you could get lucky.

Slag out all night. Yeah, I know, but, see, I... I just...

Slowly. Slowly. Slow. Sorry.

So the robot turns into a bug? Uh, gentlemen...

So, how long have you worked here? Five years.

So, when we read the list to her Who's answering my phone?

Soda? You want one? Yeah, sure.

Sorry, sir. Sorry. Where were you going anyway, son?

Sorry. It's okay. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. One nothin;

Susan And I want my keys back.

Susan, have a drink. What?

Susan. Love your tux.

Susan. Oh, hi.

Susan. Paul.

Thanks. See you around.

That isn't a sport. Well, it takes eye to hand coordination.

That looks good. Yeah.

That's it? Yeah.

That's right. He only had that on his second trip though.

That's the point. Terrific, Susan.

That's total bullshit, Paul! But, sir, the favorability rating...

That's why I was late. No, you're not late at all.

That's, uh... That was two.

The Championship Hockey? Yeah.

The guy's a goddamn knock off artist. What do you mean?

There was this carnival in New Jersey. Please.

There. Previous employment.

There. Now can I have a drink? No, no, no.

There's not supposed to be pieces in mousse. Carrot.

They're screaming! Is Billy there? Okay. In the back.

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Yes, sir.

This? Yeah.

Today's my first day. I know.

Trade. Yeah. This one's got Billy in the coal mine.

Uh huh. Let's go.

Uh, is this the Baskin residence? Yes.

Wanna go? Yeah! Yeah.

We could be a team for the MacMillan Company. No!

We don't have to if you don't want to. Okay. Okay.

We really need Zoltar. I haven't got it.

We spent our anniversary there. All you did was watch TV.

We sure had fun, didn't we? Yeah. Yeah, we sure did.

Well, the pieces don't move. What do you mean?

Well, what do you call this? Ugly.

Well, you know, like, what time? 8:30.

Well... [Man] Paul, stop it.

Wh... What is it we're doing? Huh?

What about car racing? Shut up, Baskin!

What are the rules again? I told you.

What are the rules again? I told you.

What are you doing? Do you have Zoltar?

What are you good at? I don't know. Making spitballs?

What did the guy at the arcade say? They have to license them.

What do you mean? They're your friends. I know.

What does it do? Put your hand right there.

What is it? Let me see your hand.

What is that? It's my locker combination.

What is this? It's a letter to my mom.

What is this? Oh. They just put this in here.

What is this? Payday.

What was that? That sound. What? What?

What? Computer operator. Read that one.

What? Mustard.

What? Spend it!

What's going on? [MacMillan] Let 'em be.

What's this? What does it look like?

When can you start? Soon.

Where are we going? Where do you guys wanna go?

Where did you get that? My father's sock drawer.

Where is my child? Where is my son? Oh, Ma! Ma! Ma!

Where? Right over there.

Where? Right there.

Where's Mildred? She's out sick.

Which one is it? The one right there.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Hey!

Why can't she stay in your room? Because.

Why do you smoke? Oh.

Why would I know that? I've been trying...

Wish I could. Want me to pack your bags?

Yeah, do you have a Zoltar machine? Got one right here.

Yeah. Carnivals and fairs.

Yeah. Give yourself a couple of days. It'll pass.

Yeah. No, no.

Yep. Oh! Oh!

Yes? I don't get it.

Yes? I... I still don't get it.

Yes. Are you here alone?

Yes. Is it scary?

Yes. Just have a seat. I'll call your name. [Billy] What's next?

You always win. I'll let you win.

You bastard. What did you do to my son? I am your son, Mom.

You can do it. I know you can. I cannot plan a whole line.

You can? Sure.

You constantly bring What's home? [Woman] This is my house.

You do? Yeah.

You do? Yeah.

You don't do that. I know. I know. I'm really sorry.

You don't like it? No! No!

You don't play his game. I tried to play his game.

You gonna eat these fries? No, no.

You lookin' for some fun tonight, sweet thing? No, thank you.

You really think I could do it? Yeah.

You saw it too. No.

You see, what happened... No, I understand.

You think Mac'll like it? I think he'll love it.

You want orange juice or [Giggling]

You won't even remember me. Oh, yes, I will.

You working late again? Yeah. Well, we were just...

You, uh... You want a soda? Huh?

You! Hey.

You're a cheater! Give me the...

You're gonna get her all screamin' and cryin' No, I'm not.

You're in. What do you mean, I'm in?

You're in. What do you mean, I'm in?

You're not gonna eat your cherry? Go ahead.

You're not? No.

Your paper route. I don't think I can put that.

...from the I.R.S. Tells me that I can't amortize like that...

...the most coveted position on Wall Street [Paul] Baskin!

'Cause I'm just tappin' 'em. You don't have to kill 'em.

"Candidates must perform data updates, malfunction isolation...

"cause that was invented by some teacher that hates kids.

"Department of Consumer Affairs"?

"Drop 25 cents here."

"I'm not ready to make a commitment.

"Seeking experienced computer operators for all levels of system management.

"unleashes a fatal bolt from the ice scepter.

"What do you want to melt him with?"

"You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. [Beeping]

"You must be at least this big to ride this ride."

"Your wish is granted."

[Alex] Mom! With algebra? I used to study that too.

[All Laughing]

[All Oohing]

[All Shouting]

[Announcer] Today's arrests bring the current total to 18...

[Arguing Continues]

[Arguing Continues]

[Arguing Continues]

[Arguing, Crying Continue] [Dialing]

[Baby Crying]

[Baby Crying] [Man] Get that baby to shut up. Come on.

[Banging]

[Barking] [Laughs]

[Barking] Easy, doggie! Easy! Don't make me do it.

[Beeping Accelerates]

[Beeping Stops] All right. Let's get back to work.

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping] Can I see them?

[Beeping] Maybe.

[Beeping] You're gonna call someone before...

[Beeps]

[Beeps] "What do you want to melt him with?"

[Belches]

[Bell Dinging]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings]

[Bell Dings] [Chattering]

[Bell Rings]

[Bell Rings]

[Billy Chuckling]

[Billy] Surprise!

[Billy] What's he got?

[Both Chuckle]

[Both Chuckling]

[Both Laughing]

[Both] Whee whee whee whee, Jags.

[Boy] "You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard.

[Boy] Come on! It's my turn!

[Boy] Okay.

[Boys Chattering Continues]

[Bystanders Laughing] Come here. Give me the ball.

[Cab Driver] Get in. Sea Point Park? Josh!

[Chattering Continues]

[Chattering, Laughing Continue]

[Chattering]

[Chattering]

[Chattering]

[Chattering] [Paul] Yes?

[Child Crying]

[Child Crying] [Woman] She's a problem.

[Child] Hey, wait! They can't think.

[Children Laughing, Squealing]

[Chortling]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] That was my apartment. Really?

[Chuckles] [Beeps]

[Chuckles] That. What are you doing? [Beeping]

[Chuckles] What color would you call this?

[Chuckles] What is that supposed to mean?

[Chuckling]

[Chuckling]

[Chuckling] No. Swear to God.

[Clears Throat] Josh?

[Clicking] [Beeping]

[Coach] Gentlemen, this period is over.

[Coughing Continues] [Man] Did you see that?

[Coughing]

[Coughs Loudly]

[Crying Continues]

[Crying Continues]

[Door Locks Clicking]

[Door Opens]

[Door Opens]

[Door Opens] What's the matter?

[Door Slams]

[Door Slams]

[Door Slams] [Sighs]

[Electronic Tones] That's incredible.

[Elevator Bell Dings] This way.

[Executives Coughing, Chuckling]

[Executives Murmuring] Oh.

[Exhales]

[Exhales] You must feel awful.

[Footsteps]

[Footsteps]

[Footsteps] [Phone Rings]

[Gasps]

[Gasps] No! It's me.

[Giggles] Okay, try it again.

[Giggling]

[Giggling] Sweet dreams.

[Girl's Voice] I want you to steal all the money from Mummy's purse...

[Girl's Voice] One day, I'll find my prince.

[Girl's Voice] Tra la. Tra la.

[Girl] Sal threw up on the other ride.

[Greg] Wait! Just five more minutes!

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting] Did you see the look on MacMillan's face?

[Grunting] Yes!

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts] What did he mean?

[Gulls Squawking]

[Gun Beeping] [Grunts]

[Gunfire]

[Gunshot] [Screaming]

[Gunshot] [Woman Screaming]

[Handset Settles In Cradle] [Chattering Continues]

[Higher Voice] No. Fine.

[Intercom Buzzes] Yes?

[Josh] He's really good!

[Josh] I have a key example right here.

[Josh] It's a comic book that...

[Josh] Oh, Ma, I missed you all so much.

[Josh] Okay, look. Forget all the X's and Y's stuff...

[Josh] Will you take me to Sea Point Park, New York?

[Josh] You could have him wreck buildings.

[Keys Jingling] Sure.

[Knocking] Come in.

[Laughing Continues]

[Laughing Continues]

[Laughing, Chattering] ♪♪ [Ends]

[Laughing, Cheering] [Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] Look at this!

[Laughing] Oh, God!

[Laughing] You have a really big gob of mustard right...

[Laughs] How are you gents doing here?

[Line Ringing] [Man, Woman Arguing]

[Line Ringing] [Man] Hello?

[Line Ringing] [Woman] Hello?

[Machine Clanking]

[Man # 2] Anybody happen to see that great documentary about Columbus...

[Man # 2] I'm just goin' out for a little while. I'll be back when I want to, okay?

[Man Shouting] [Woman] How did you get it to stop?

[Man Shouting] Goddamn it!

[Man Speaking Spanish]

[Man] Hey, Walt. Where's mine? $187?

[Man] Hey! What, are you nuts? So close.

[Man] This is a great idea! Wh...

[Man] All right. Come on out. Open the door.

[Man] Alternate version number one:

[Man] Alternate version number two:

[Man] Could I have your driver's license, please?

[Man] Gesundheit.

[Man] Hi, this is Matthew with MacMillan Toys.

[Man] I don't wanna hear it anymore. [Beeping]

[Man] It's your house? The deed's in my name.

[Man] Josh! Didn't you hear what your mother said?

[Man] Just kidding, Susan. [Mocking]

[Man] Mm hmm.

[Man] Must need a new center. Good night.

[Man] Sidle up to him and then ask for a raise.

[Man] Somebody's gonna get you!

[Man] These are the preliminary voice runs on Princess Gwendolyn.

[Man] Try a little bit of, uh...

[Man] Watch it!

[Man] We still... We haven't shipped it out yet.

[Man] Well, Jenny was saying that there was a problem...

[Man] Yeah, it's about time. You. You.

[Man] You keep sayin' that, but the deed's in my name.

[Miss Patterson] They're waiting for you, Mr. Baskin.

[Mocking] "I don't get it. I don't get it. Let's make it a bug!"

[Mouths Word] "Incisive."

[Mrs. Baskin] Hello? Hello.

[Mrs. Baskin] Josh? Josh!

[Muttering] Stupid stuff.

[Nervous Chuckle]

[Out Of Service Tones] No.

[Papers Shuffling] Well, what's fun about that?

[Paul] These tests were conducted over a six month period...

[People Screaming]

[Phone Ringing] Excuse me.

[Phone Rings]

[Phone Rings]

[Phone Rings] Yeah.

[Pounding Table] Every single day?

[Quiet Crying]

[Quiet Growl]

[Rachel Coos] Okay.

[Rachel Crying] I gotta go.

[Radio: Announcer] Jones Industrial Average...

[Radio: Announcer] Short term credit conditions. Yields fell slightly...

[Radio: Changing Frequencies] Leave it! Leave it!

[Radio: Static, Changing Frequencies] Don't...

[Radio: Static]

[Radio: Switches Back] Do you have to play with everything?

[Rapid Beeping] [Mother] Joshua Baskin!

[Rhythmic Beeping]

[Riders Screaming]

[Scoffs] I could be your assistant. Billy!

[Screaming Continues]

[Screaming, Crying] Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

[Screaming]

[Screams] [Man] Pick a prize.

[Shouting Continues]

[Shouting In Spanish]

[Shouting Louder]

[Shouting, Laughing]

[Shouting] Okay. This one is goin' way out. See if you can get this one.

[Shrieks] [Train Whistle Tooting]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] "MacMillan Toys." Toys! Toys!

[Sighs] "The wizard, sensing your apprehension...

[Sighs] [Elevator Bell Dings]

[Sighs] I'm gonna miss you.

[Sighs] It was just some scratches, honey. He'll get over it.

[Siren Wailing]

[Sirens Wailing]

[Slurping] Of who you are.

[Sneezes]

[Sneezes]

[Sniffles] It's hard enough the first time.

[Sniffs] He's scared of you. Ohh.

[Sobs]

[Softly] On the fast break. What a job. Let's get this done.

[Speaking French] [Tape: Woman Speaking French]

[Spits]

[Spring Boings] With luck, you will thaw in several million years."

[Squeaks] Any questions?

[Susan Laughing, Squealing]

[Susan Laughs]

[Susan Laughs] Watch your step.

[Susan] Oh. It's nice.

[Susan] That's the great thing. You can just sell different adventures.

[Susan] The kid makes his own decision.

[Susan] Vice president in charge of product development.

[Tapping Keys] [Woman] Paul Davenport's office.

[Thudding]

[Thunder Rumbling] [Door Closes]

[Thunderclap] Honey, you'll wake up your brother.

[Toy Honks, Squeaks]

[Toy Squeaking]

[Toy Squeaks]

[TV: Announcer] Time now to check the day's business news.

[Typing]

[Water Running]

[Wheezing Laugh] [Chuckles]

[Whimpers] I have a birthmark behind my left knee!

[Whistle Blowing]

[Whistles] Whoa! Read this sign.

[Woman # 2] Mr. MacMillan's on line two. Yeah, I'll hold.

[Woman # 2] Open that one.

[Woman # 2] You are never here.

[Woman # 3] An automatic switch on...

[Woman] Good morning. Good morning.

[Woman] And it's easy to clean. [Women Laughing]

[Woman] Billy, are you on the phone? [Man] I'm doin' it.

[Woman] Come on, guys.

[Woman] Greg! Time for dinner!

[Woman] Hey, Billy, get off the phone. [Man] Listen to your mother.

[Woman] Hi.

[Woman] I could use some help with the baby.

[Woman] I was in the house making gravy, and I heard this commotion.

[Woman] Isn't that nice?

[Woman] It's quite a unique space.

[Woman] Josh!

[Woman] MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.

[Woman] MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.

[Woman] Oh, no. I'm sorry. Mr. Baskin is still in conference.

[Woman] Stay out there all night, all day and all night again?

[Yawning] Do you want some coffee? Sure?

[Yawning] It's 7:30. Are you up?

♪♪ [Big Band]

♪♪ [Both Singing]

♪♪ [Both Singing]

♪♪ [Calliope]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues]

♪♪ [Continues] I'm never eating again.

♪♪ [Continues] Oh!

♪♪ [Continues] There.

♪♪ [Continues] You wanna play pinball?

♪♪ [Disco]

♪♪ [Ends] [Tires Squealing]

♪♪ [Fades] Okay. I'm attacking China from Mongolia.

♪♪ [Glissando]

♪♪ [Humming Along]

♪♪ [Humming]

♪♪ [Hums] "Chopsticks."

♪♪ [Music Box]

♪♪ [Piano Notes]

♪♪ [Piano: Jazz] [Woman] I really wanna go home.

♪♪ [Piano]

♪♪ [Piano]

♪♪ [Pop Rock] [Josh] Dear Mom and Dad:

♪♪ [Pop] Would you quit it!

♪♪ [Radio: Pop] I mean, I love my job.

♪♪ [Singing Along Quietly]

♪♪ [Singing In Italian]

♪♪ [Singing]

♪♪ [Singing]

♪♪ [Singing]

♪♪ [Singing]

♪♪ [Up tempo Jazz]

♪♪ [Woman Singing]

19 18. Uh, that was under the line.