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Superman Returns (2006)

Superman Returns (2006)

"Superman Returns" is a superhero film released in 2006, directed by Bryan Singer. Serving as a homage to the original Superman films, it revives the beloved character from the DC Comics universe. The movie stars Brandon Routh as Clark Kent/Superman, Kevin Spacey as the villainous Lex Luthor, Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, and James Marsden as Richard White. The plot follows Superman's return to Earth after a mysterious absence and his quest to reclaim his role as the protector of Metropolis. The film blends action, romance, and the timeless struggle between good and evil. If you are a fan of epic superhero stories, you can enjoy and download the thrilling sounds and music from "Superman Returns" right here.

A man can always tell when a woman is pretending, especially Superman.
A woman like her, I never thought she'd settle down.
About 200, 215 pounds?
About 6'3, 6'4.
Actually, sort of. You see, whoever controls technology controls the world.
All right, charge to three, 360.
All right, hold on.
All warnings lasting until later this evening.
Always be prepared.
America, the atom bomb, and so on and so forth.
An extinct world, reborn on our own.
And all good men...
And even if you are the last...
And eventually...
And he's got the whole world In his hands
And he's got the whole world in his...
And if you're lucky, you may hear the faint pop of the sonic boom.
And it's gone! A blazing fastball...
And my phone's not working.
And neither do I.
And the rest of the world will just let you keep it?
And what is your name?
And you don't know who's out there.
And you don't know who's out there.
And you have.
Anything but lead.
Are billions of people really going to die?
Are you all right, miss?
Are you fishing for an interview, Miss Lane?
Are you okay?
Are you sure?
Around?
Attention, the Metropolis Museum of Natural History...
Because he loves the peas...
Behind you, Mr. Kent. I made it myself. It's a cake.
Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.
Bingo.
Body signs normal. Crew is looking good.
Boosters are non responsive. We're still counting down for ignition.
Both boosters are counting down for ignition.
Both.
Bring it on!
Business, how is this gonna affect the stock market? Long term, short term.
But as this security footage from a simple deli robbery proves...
But can you tell us the exact price...
But don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot...
But I was wondering...
But imagine: cities, vehicles, weapons...
But millions of people will die.
But the United States...
But we will never leave you...
But were you?
But what will we have to eat?
But when astronomers thought they found it...
But you told me it was destroyed. Ages ago.
But you'll never be alone.
By now, I will have been dead many thousands of your years.
Bye, Martha.
Call me Katherine.
Can he see us?
Can I get a little help?
Can I stay in the car?
Can you work some magic to get your uncle...
CDR., start the clock.
Cell phones, pagers, automobiles, airplane...
Chief!
Chief...
Clark has been doing a little soul searching for the last couple years.
Clark is...
Clark said the reason you left without saying goodbye...
Clark, hey! Welcome back.
Clark, the universe is a big place.
Come here! Watch your head! Come here!
Come on, honey.
Come on! Move it!
Come on.
Congratulations on the Pulitzer. That's incredible.
Could you help Mommy open the door?
Couplings are non responsive.
Covered him. You know what I mean.
Crystals. They're amazing, aren't they?
Cute. It's a little small for my taste.
Daddy's office is boring?
Declaring an emergency.
Department of Water and Power, please.
Did you find what you were looking for?
Did you have anything to do with the blackout?
Didn't you have a few more years to go on that double life sentence?
Didn't your dad ever teach you to look before you leap?
Difficult? What's so difficult about it? Goodbye. It's easy.
Do you copy?
Do you copy? Damn it!
Do you know the story of Prometheus? No, of course you don't.
Do you see that?
Don't be alarmed. It's absolutely normal.
Don't let them leave this room.
Don't move.
Don't touch that, honey.
Don't worry, I buried it this morning.
Dual engine failure, but they're up and running again.
Embedded in the crystals before you is the total accumulation of all literature...
Endless possibilities.
Even a man with my vast talents is worth less inside...
Even for those tasks which human beings could solve themselves.
Even Superman missed that one. He was too busy saving this hooker.
Every electronic device on the East Coast goes dark.
Every other paper in town has got a female reporter...
Every other paper in town has got a female reporter...
Exactly, Kitty.
Excuse me, Clark.
Fighting broke out in the southernmost region...
First off, Lois, I don't understand what you're doing...
Five years.
Fly up, fly up.
For this reason above all, their capacity for good...
Fourteen.
Genesis, I hate to say this, but it looks like we're gonna have to scrub the launch.
Genesis, radio check from Houston.
Genesis, you're a go for evac procedures.
Gertrude, let us in. He's a crook.
Get up! Come on!
Gil, how many F's in catastrophic?
Give me your hand.
Go, go, go. Get to the helicopter.
Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes...
Good boy. He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up...
Good night, Clark.
Good night, Lois.
Good night.
Gossip, has he met somebody? Fashion, is that a new suit?
Got it.
Great. Thanks, chief.
Great. Would you be careful?
Have I?
Have you ever met someone and it's like you're from different worlds...
Have you picked out a dress? Something snazzy?
He doesn't love you, Gertrude!
He got an A in science, but a D in gym, so we're doing something right.
He got hit with the piano.
He might literally be moving near the speed of light.
He was in Manila at 10:55 P.M. and then spotted...
He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
He went back.
He'll die.
He's a monster! Gertrude!
He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies.
He's got more history with Superman than anyone.
He's got the whole world
Health, has he gained weight? What's he been eating?
Hello?
Hello.
Help me sit up.
Hey, boss.
Hey, boy.
Hey, come... Wait right there. I'll be right back.
Hey, guys. This just came through the fax.
Hey, I'm gonna run downstairs for some fresh air. Great!
Hi, Stephen, Lois Lane from the Daily Planet. Blackout?
Hi.
Hi.
High wind advisory is in effect...
Hold on! Hold on!
Holy sh...
How about that interview?
How about that, Miss Lane?
How about we turn this boat around, call a cab for my son...
How could you leave us like that?
How did you find me?
How did you get here?
How does it feel to be back at work?
How is she?
How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
How'd you get it? Swindle some widow out of her money?
However, there's speculation here that the blackout, which...
I almost gave up hope.
I am Jor El.
I can't be gone long.
I can't take off in this.
I could drive.
I did.
I didn't do anything.
I don't care if the instructions are Russian.
I don't know if you can hear me.
I don't know if you can hear me.
I don't think so.
I forgot how warm you were.
I have a palpitation, a heart palpitation. And a murmur.
I have to go back.
I hear everything.
I just need a little info on a few outstanding power grids.
I just thought I would never see you again.
I just wanna bring fire to the people.
I just want what Prometheus wanted.
I just wasn't expecting you.
I just... No idea what the numbers mean.
I know people are asking questions now that I'm back.
I know.
I like him.
I like the curly one.
I love that he can see through anything. I'd have fun with that.
I love you...
I mean, he's really good at swooping in and catching the bad guys...
I mean, of course things change...
I mean...
I mean... Kitty, what did my father used to say to me?
I moved on. So did the rest of us.
I said, shut off the damn camera.
I see an old man's sick joke.
I Spent the Night With Superman.
I think I did something wrong.
I think it's only fair that I answer those people.
I think they're coordinates, chief.
I think you know exactly what this is.
I thought maybe, if you'd like, we could go grab some food...
I thought, hoped...
I wanna talk a little strategy. Okay.
I want egg rolls.
I wanted to tell you...
I was gonna pretend the brakes were out.
I was up on the roof, getting some air.
I would trade 300,000 coconuts...
I...
I...
I'd be careful down there, guys. It's a madhouse.
I'll be right here.
I'll have advanced alien technology...
I'll help with Superman, and you and Clark can work on the blackout together.
I'll take you back now.
I'm all that's left.
I'm always around.
I'm always around.
I'm Clark Kent, an old friend of your mom's from before you were born.
I'm not sure yet.
I'm not. Going to the power plant to check out the blackout.
I'm on it, chief. Hey, look who's back.
I'm sorry I left you, Lois.
I'm sorry.
I'm still Superman!
I'm sure Kent's on the blackout.
I'm trying! It's too choppy!
I'm your father.
If this launch is as pivotal as you claim...
If you need anything, I'm right over there.
If your father was alive, he never would have let you go.
Ignition is at T minus one minute and we are prepping for separation.
In essence, he gave us technology. He gave us power.
In fact, they'll pay through the nose for it.
In my office.
Insertion booster ignition in five seconds.
Is everyone all right?
Is that enough? He's not human.
Is that it?
Is this real?
It just feels a little weird winning for that article.
It just reads Vanderworth.
It lacks that human touch.
It reaches over...
It seems that we are experiencing a slight power outage.
It was his time.
It was the title of an interview.
It's a good point.
It's been a while since you've been a headline.
It's dangling off the tip of your tongue. Let me hear it just once, please?
It's deadly. To him.
It's freaking Gone With the Wind.
It's freaking Gone With the Wind.
It's gonna be okay.
It's how our mutual friend in tights made his Arctic getaway spot.
It's kind of morbid, Perry.
It's like a seed.
It's like this on every channel.
It's Lois' handwriting, I'd recognize it anywhere.
It's Perry. He just shoved Superman back into my life.
It's simple physics, Miss Lane.
It's the one thing they're not making any more of.
It's... What's the word I'm searching for? It's a little...
Jason, come here! Jason!
Jason, get on my back.
Jason!
Jason.
Jim, all we know right now...
Jimmy, Jason, let's go get these intrepid reporters something to keep them going.
Jimmy, tell Perry I'm taking the seaplane. Keep trying her cell.
Just hold on tight.
Katherine. I'm glad you're feeling better.
Kitty, come with me. You're not gonna want to miss this.
Kitty, while you were doing your nails and ordering fur coats online...
Kryptonite.
Land, Miss Lane.
Let me enlarge it for you.
Let's go. This was a bad idea.
Let's start with the big question.
Lex Luthor.
Lex, we only have six of those!
Lex, what's happening?
Lex, your friends give me the creeps.
Lex?
Lois Lane, Daily Planet.
Lois Lane?
Lois, how tall would you say Clark is?
Lois, I shouldn't have brought it up.
Lois, I'm sorry. I'd hate if this damaged our relationship.
Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards.
Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards.
Lois, Superman.
Lois, this is the biggest night of your life.
Lois, three things sell papers: tragedy, sex and Superman.
Lois!
Lois! Are you all right?
Lois?
Lois.
Look out!
Maybe Clark's right.
Maybe it's time people knew your name again.
Metropolis Public Works.
Metropolis Tower, this is seaplane November Seven Two Four One Hotel.
Metropolis Tower, this is seaplane November Seven Two Four One Hotel.
Metropolis Tower, this is seaplane November Seven Two Four One Hotel.
Mind over muscle, Miss Lane.
Mind...
Modify it, attach it to the stern.
Mom!
Mom?
Mommy!
Mommy! Mom!
Mommy? Is he gonna get better?
Mother?
Mr. Luthor, we're approaching the coordinates.
My palpitations, they're gone. What did you do?
My son...
Never mind.
Nice to finally meet you.
Nice try, kiddo. Only steamed chicken and snow peas for you.
No hemorrhage.
No matter how close we are, that woman will always be a mystery.
No, he's dead.
No, honey.
No, I don't think we'll be turning around, Miss Lane...
No, I don't wanna be a god.
No, no, no, take nothing! Take nothing! Go, go!
No, no, no. No, the other one, from years ago, before we met.
No.
No. I'm still looking.
No. Not really. It's more like a prolonged engagement.
No. That wasn't you.
Nobody, just forget I said anything.
Nope. I've just gotta ask these people a few questions and then we can go.
Not everyone.
Not just an island, an entirely new continent.
Not like this.
Nothing.
Of course I did.
Oh, Clark.
Oh, Clark.
Oh, God.
Oh, he's cute.
Oh, hey, sorry, guys, I'm still looking for a place to live...
Oh, I saw you on the...
Oh, it looks...
Oh, it's time for us to go.
Oh, Jason.
Oh, my boy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, this is Clark.
Oh, this is great. I can't wait to read it.
Oh, yeah, well, I guess you've been gone. Fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy.
Oh, yeah. That was nothing.
Oh, you know, I'll just... I'll take that. That's good.
Okay, everybody, listen up.
Okay, how about this? We'll stay late. We'll get dinner.
Okay, so I gotta run...
Okay, then.
Okay? It's gonna be okay.
Okay.
Olsen, I wanna see photos of him everywhere. No, I want the photos.
Olsen! Where are the photos of that birthday clown massacre thing?
One needs to make creepy friends in order to survive.
Open this door! Open it!
Our destruction could have been avoided. At this very moment...
Overspeed, overspeed.
Penetrating side wound to right part of lower back.
People are sick of tragedy, we know you can't write worth a damn about sex.
Perry, Lex Luthor is a career criminal who nearly killed him, for God's sakes.
Personally, I think that's a load of crap.
Platform, you have 30 seconds.
Please, take me to the hospital.
Please, there's nothing to worry about.
Plus, it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
Police have finally arrived and it's still complete mayhem down here.
Police have surrounded the area in order to control thousands of visitors...
Politics, does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff? Lifestyle:
Possibilities.
Pretend. Like we talked about.
Pretty good. You know, kind of like riding a bike, I guess.
Prometheus was a god who stole the power of fire from the other gods...
Really? Because I see my new apartment...
Really? Never?
Really? She never mentioned you.
Relationship?
Remember me, Kal El.
Remember me.
Reports are flooding in from Metropolis, Houston, Gotham and as far...
Richard, come on.
Richard, he's a pilot. He takes me up all the time.
Richard.
Richard.
Richard's a good man.
Richard's an assistant editor here who's basically saved our International section.
Run into trouble?
Satellites have proven most ineffective at tracking him.
Security, security.
See anything familiar?
She has a password.
She picked him up at 3:15.
She'll be fine.
Shock at 200.
Shuttle readouts are holding steady.
Since this is a joint venture with the Air Force...
Sir, we're closing in 10 minutes.
Six?
So did you get your rock?
So have you found a place to live yet?
So I noticed you've been acting a little different lately.
So I wanna hear all about your trip.
So long, Superman.
So the uptown grid went dark at 12:36 and midtown 10 seconds before.
So we're stealing fire? In the Arctic.
So will I see you around?
So you're here for an interview?
So, Mr. White, about the blackout...
So, my son...
So, what did the school say?
Sorry.
Sounds cheesy, I know.
Sounds great, Lex, but you're not a god.
Sounds like hocus pocus to me.
Sounds like hocus pocus to me.
Sports, how are they gonna get that plane out of the stadium?
Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
Superman Returns.
Superman!
Superman! Superman! Superman!
Superman. Great.
Switch to emergency band frequencies.
Take Lois.
Take me to the hospital.
Taxi.
Thank Norm Palmer for dying.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thanks, baby.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That means one thing. That one thing is Superman. And you know it, Lois.
That place was a graveyard.
That sometimes they can hear you.
That's funny. Didn't you win the Pulitzer Prize...
That's just off the coast.
That's why I wrote it.
That's why you deserve...
The answer to that question is in your press packet.
The British Empire ruled the world because they built ships.
The Earth is surrounded by a blanket of air...
The original space shuttle generated 7.5 million pounds of thrust...
The reports are telling us the shuttle failed to disengage...
The rest is mine.
The Roman Empire ruled the world because they built roads.
The son becomes the father, and the father the son.
The son becomes the father...
The story is the EMP, chief.
The story isn't the blackout, it's Superman!
The technology on Krypton, Superman's home world...
The timing of this automated ignition countdown...
The world doesn't need a savior.
Then he just takes off without explaining why...
There are questions to be asked.
There we have it. We were experiencing a power outage.
There's really no way around it, folks. Superman is back in all of our lives.
These are iconic, and they were taken by a 12 year old with a camera phone.
They can be a great people, Kal El. They wish to be.
They make great chandeliers.
They only lack the light to show the way.
They say sometimes that when people are...
This crystal may seem unremarkable, but so is the seed of a redwood tree.
This goes for everyone.
This is front page news.
This is front page news.
This is more of a monument to a long dead...
This is not a drill. Clear nonessential personnel.
This is U.S. Coast Guard issuing a small craft advisory for northeast seas.
This is UPV breaking news. From Washington, Frank Jacobs.
This is where he came for guidance.
This is where he learned who he was.
This mysterious electromagnetic pulse knocked out portable devices...
This place is so tacky. Why are we back here?
This warning is in effect for all small crafts for the next four hours.
This way, Miss Lane.
Three minutes and counting.
To think that one could create a new world...
Travel, where did he go? Was he on vacation? If so, where?
Twenty one, 20...
Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
U.S. Coast Guard issuing a small craft advisory for the Metropolis ocean area.
Wait for it.
Warning, warning.
Warning, warning.
Watch it!
Watch it.
Watch out, will you?
Watch your head, okay? Here we go.
Waves reaching 20 to 30 feet.
We can leave whenever you're ready.
We can't shut down boosters.
We found something.
We had a little problem downstairs.
We only need five.
We should be able to manage the launch and recover to the emergency field.
We're coming to you from Sydney...
We're done.
We're going this way. Do they have anything other than burritos?
We're going this way. Do they have anything other than burritos?
We're having beef, honey. Do you want the tofu wrap or the veggie wrap?
We're now going live to Cape Canaveral for the latest update on this story.
We're still attached. Couplings are non responsive.
Weird. If these times are right...
Welcome back! Oh, my God!
Well, he's Clark.
Well, honey, I'm sure you can find a way to interview Superman...
Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying.
Well, it's great to finally meet you. I've heard so much.
Well, naturally, to the primitive mind, any sufficiently advanced technology...
Well, naturally, to the primitive mind, any sufficiently advanced technology...
Well, no one's seen him since his fifth appeal.
Well, the appeals court called Superman as a witness and he wasn't around.
Well, there's no press around now. Except for me, of course.
Well, there's so much. Where to begin?
Well, you're back, and everyone seems to be pretty happy about it.
Were you in love with him?
Weren't there two of those?
What are these, lottery numbers?
What are you doing?
What do you hear?
What do you know about crystals?
What is that?
What the hell is that?
What's so hard about saying goodbye?
When the shuttle reaches the stratosphere...
When we hit 40,000 feet, the shuttle will detach, ascend...
Where are we? Is this the Pulitzer?
Where did you go? What did you see? Meet anyone special?
Where do you wanna go? Wanna go to the park?
Where else would I be?
Where have you been?
Where?
Where's the little guy? Hey, kiddo.
Which article? I wrote dozens about him. I was practically his press agent.
Which grid was hit first?
Who are you?
Who is that boy's father?
Why do we order Chinese if he's allergic?
Why don't you guys track down Lex Luthor?
Why the World Doesn't Need Superman?
Why?
Why?
Will be underwater.
Will we see you?
Will you get that thing out of my face!
Winds reaching 50 miles per hour, high tides in the morning.
Winning an award for an article called Why the World Doesn't Need Superman.
With all the press on the plane...
With the mother, locked up in the pantry.
With the super hearing, does he hear each sound by itself or everything at once?
Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?
Wow, thanks.
Wow, that's really something, Lex.
Yeah, I do have it here, actually.
Yeah, just call me if you hear anything. Okay. Thank you.
Yeah, Kent, come on in. Sit down.
Yeah, that makes you an expert. Do him again.
Yeah.
Yeah. Can you believe it? It's...
Yeah. He looks just like his mom.
Yeah. What happened?
Yes, sir. Latitude 40 degrees north, longitude 73 degrees west.
You act like you've been here before.
You all right?
You all right? You look like you could use a drink.
You also stated that the shuttle will usher in a new era of travel...
You came from nothing...
You didn't actually have to cut them!
You have something that belongs to me.
You heard Perry. Superman's back, and he thinks I'm the only one equipped to...
You know, if you ask me... Because she'll never tell you this...
You know, Lois, I wanted to ask you about that artic...
You know, Lois, that article that you wrote.
You know, my...
You know, you really shouldn't smoke, Miss Lane.
You might have made a few mistakes.
You might think so. Most would.
You said that if I helped you get out of prison...
You see, unlike our clunky earthbound forms of construction...
You took away five years of my life, I'm just returning the favor!
You wanted to see me?
You will be different.
You will make my strength your own.
You will see my life through your eyes...
You will travel far, my little Kal El.
You won't be.
You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior...
You're bald.
You're building an island?
You're hurt!
You're Lois Lane. They'll let you in.
You're losing your hair?
You're not seeing the big picture here, Miss Lane.
Your help would be called for endlessly. Remember me.
Your home?
Your leadership can stir others...
6 Springwood Drive. A residence or a business?
312 Riverside Drive, please.
7782, great.
A bike? Yeah, you know...
A lot. Polly. Give him to Polly.
a problem with the launch of the new orbital shuttle, Genesis.
Aborting booster ignition. Roger. Aborting booster ignition.
Across the river? 6 Springwood Drive.
Again. You got it.
Albuterol? Poly Vi Flor? Yes. Yes, Mom.
And you two are the ones with history. Chief, I've done Superman.
Are we trespassing? No. Yes.
Are you all right? You sure? Yeah.
Are you hurt? I'm fine.
Before that. Get out?
Burritos! Come here, canhead.
But... This is your night. You enjoy it.
But... This is your night. You enjoy it.
Bye, Lois. And she's gone.
Bye, Mom. Bye.
Careful. I know.
Careful. Careful. I know.
Clark, Richard. Richard, Clark. Richard White.
Clark? He's just a guy I work with.
Clear a path. Clear the way.
Climbing to 40,000 feet. Roger, 40,000 feet.
Coming back? To work.
Damn it. What?
Did you take vitamins? Eye drops? Yes. Yes.
Excuse me. Sorry.
First, are you okay? Yes, thank you.
Gertrude, for God's sake! Damn it, Gertrude, let us in now!
Give him to someone else. A lot.
Gotta run. Where?
Have you got him? I got him! Go!
Have you got them? Yeah.
He saw Ilamas. Yeah?
He thinks I'm his son. You are the only survivor of Krypton.
He's certainly taller than I thought. 6'4.
Hey, can I ask you something? Sure.
Hey, can I borrow your stapler? Oh, yeah.
Hey, Kent, chief wants to see you. Oh, thanks.
Hi, I heard about Lois. Yes, come in, Clark, come in.
Hi, you. Hey, guys.
hindered the firefighting efforts for all those...
Honey, are you okay? Yeah.
Houston, we need some help. Houston! Running diagnostics check. Stand by.
Houston, you copy? Houston, do you copy?
How are you, kiddo? Good.
How are you? Good.
I bet he's... 225 pounds...
I don't know, you know. So don't listen to him.
I don't know. I want him to.
I read the article, Lois. So did a lot of people.
I repeat, remote override is unresponsive. ...four, three...
I see you've already met the munchkin. Yeah, we were just talking...
I'll point you in the right direction. Thank you.
Is there anything I can do? Yeah, you're a reporter.
It just doesn't seem right. What doesn't seem right?
it was futile trying to force him to testify before a grand jury.
It's a plane. No, look, it's...
Jimmy. Mr. Clark! I mean, Kent! Mr. Kent!
Kent? Hey, chief.
Let's get you set up, huh? Olsen!
Let's talk when I get back. Sure.
like this follow the same stringent safety guidelines set by NASA?
Lois! Yes.
Lois! Lois! Mommy!
Lois? Yeah.
Look, in the sky, chief. It's a bird.
Luthor's yesterday's news. No, I like that idea.
Mommy! Give him to me!
Mommy! Mommy! Come on, Jason! Come on!
Move! Trauma One.
My heart. I... I... I'm sorry?
Nine, eight... Houston, can you do a remote override?
no official announcements over the past few hours...
No. Jason.
No. Well, where is he?
Now you want me to go back? Yes, please!
Oh, you have? Yeah, Jimmy won't shut up about you.
Okay, I'm good. That was weird.
on Tuesday, between support...
Our map is illuminated with sightings... Kent!
Platform, couplings are jammed. Fifteen.
Platform, we have a problem. Go.
Please? Again?
Remote override is unresponsive. ...six, five...
Residence. Sure? Nothing before that?
Richard, we have to turn around. What? No.
Richard! Yeah, I saw him. Strap in.
Roger that. And it's coming in fast.
Should see the other guy. What are we gonna do?
Shut off the camera. But I'm getting it.
Sorry. No. She's got plenty.
Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you. I'm fine. Really.
Superman will never... Wrong!
Superman. Where is he?
Thank you for giving me my job back. Don't thank me.
There are a dozen other stories out there. Yeah? Name one.
There you are, ma'am. My heart.
There's your mom, Jason. You're late, Mommy.
They'll... They'll...
They're coordinates. Coordinates.
This is Python 21, she's pulling away. Okay, all flight control is on the...
Tomorrow they're giving me the Pulitzer... Why did you write it?
Wait, she's married? Yes.
We have to turn around! We barely made it out of there.
We're still a go for launch. Roger.
We're still a go for launch. Roger.
We're still attached. Seventeen.
We're uncertain... I should do...
Well, maybe... Taxi!
What about the blackout? Kent, blackout.
What are you doing here, honey? Daddy's office is boring.
What did you do? I'm sorry!
What did you do? I'm sorry!
What did you do? It wasn't me. It just cycled back up.
What do you got, Olsen? I got those.
What? Release couplings.
Where are you going? To the hospital.
Where did I put that thing? Right pocket.
Where we going? Trauma One. Here it is.
Where'd you find him? He found me.
Where'd you go? To Krypton.
Where's Jason? I don't know. Isn't he with you?
Yeah, at least one of us is. What?
Yeah, I'm fine. Thank God.
Yeah. Hi, Mommy.
Yeah. Must be tough coming back.
Yes? Yes.
You can keep that. Oh, God.

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