The Pink Panther (1963) Edit

A candle!

A few years, but after you get out...

A gift for your father from his grateful people.

A man of considerable influence and reputation.

A note to Uncle Charles.

A paradox...

A prize he could never resist. He would be bound to try for it.

A real woman would have slapped my face.

About 5'7, black hair, wearing a light beige coat.

About the time that these robberies began

After all, whatever I am today, he made it possible.

After them! Come on, Tucker!

After we carried you home.

After which, I'll return to you immediately.

After.

Again.

All of them.

All right, darling.

All right, wait. You see...

All right, wait. You see...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Thank you.

All that has happened is that my hat has caught

All those robberies...

Amazing. Sort of a contemporary Don Juan.

Amber, how are you?

Amber, how are you?

And afterwards, we have our lovely, warm bed.

And allowed yourself to become involved.

And another thing you did, you didn't tell me the truth.

And don't trust an animal who doesn't care about people.

And finds it necessary to occupy the major portion of his life

And he adores me.

And he would like you to meet his cousin.

And how many of those parties did you attend, Inspector?

And I don't care if you can juggle.

And I thought perhaps you would come back and have a drink.

And I was ten when I bagged my first tiger.

And I'm a very good skier.

And it is hard to reconcile the extremes.

And it is interesting to note, most of them women...

And it is rumored that when the court convenes today,

And tallyho.

And the notorious Phantom came into existence, correct?

And they wake up in the morning riddled with guilt

And think they can reclaim their virtue by saying, I don't remember.

And to convict George as his accomplice.

And we have met before.

And what do you think? She turned out to be a man!

And why don't you take one yourself? You need the rest, you know?

And you think you are going to take advantage of me.

And you're liable to break your neck.

And, as I understand it, keep his women separate.

Angel?

Another time.

Any more behavior like this, and I'll have your stripes.

Any news from the police about your dear little dog?

Anyway, you warm them on me.

Anyway...

Apart from that, we have nothing in common.

Apologize for what? Nothing happened.

Are you all right, my darling?

Are you having a good time?

Are you hurt, my darling?

Are you saying my virtue is not intact?

As a matter of fact, it might be rather intriguing,

As I see it, they only have one chance.

As I told you before, I just want to relax.

As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw.

As you know, I'm having a rather large party this evening.

Aside from the Phantom himself,

At last!

At last! Hello!

At last. At last.

At the numerous parties given by Miss Angela Dunning.

Be careful, or you’ll give your family a good name.

Be careful. I can't see a thing.

Because you're going to be here for the next 20 years...

Because you've got a surprise coming, Charlie.

Before the International Court made its decision.

Being the wife of Inspector Clouseau,

Besides, when the Phantom strikes again,

Bet it's not so good in there.

Better be right this time.

Better than ever.

Boy, did you fib.

Break down the inhibitions...

Britannia, rule the waves

Britannia, rule the waves... I say!

Britons never, never, never shall be slaves

Brunico? But that's in Brunico. That's 30 miles from here.

But from now on, perhaps a more practical approach?

But he gave me a white pony for my fifth birthday.

But he made his decisions according to the ways of his predecessors.

But I didn't sleep a wink after you left.

But I must make a very important phone call.

But I think the room service has finished, my love.

But I think you should know that Charles wanted to call it off.

But I'd be happy to give you the benefit of my experience.

But I'll never forget my lovely little pony.

But I'm torn.

But my husband could be back any minute.

But my leg is rather painful.

But that is his trademark, his calling card, so to speak.

But they both have something in common.

But this time, gentlemen, I shall be waving good bye to him...

But this time, gentlemen, I shall be waving good bye to him...

But we’d never be able to do that.

But who is he? What is he?

But you have presented the press with a rather definite image.

But, Inspector...

By Jove, that looked... It is! It's Sir Charles!

Bye, darling.

Can't get a thing in this hotel. I had to force them to give me that.

Careful, you fool. You realize this gun is loaded?

Cares nothing about sports.

Cat got your tongue?

Certainly she could get you started out right.

Certainly you did.

Charles, on the other hand, drives a Ferrari,

Charles, you going to take that lying down?

Classic in its conception.

Come along, little doggy. Here we are.

Come back! It's me!

Come closer.

Come here, Dala.

Come immediately.

Come in, sit down, relax. Have a nice glass of champagne.

Come in.

Come on now! Faster! Faster!

Come on, please. I have not much time.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Hurry up. Go.

Come out quick.

Come out, or we'll bust the door in!

Couldn't you say you found it on the grounds or something?

Crazy woman.

Darling, I need to talk to you.

Darling, I'm sorry. Come here.

Darling, listen, why don't I have a nice bath?

Darling, look. I think I've got something in my right eye.

Darling, my little...

Darling, what's the matter, my darling?

Darling, you got rid of all those naughty little bubbles?

Darling, you haven't danced with me all evening, my angel.

Darling. Dala.

Darling...

Dear Uncle Charles, don’t worry about a thing.

Dear, I doubt if we shall need it tonight, my love.

Deciding the issue.

Did I hurt you? Are you all right?

Did you arrange to have her kidnapped the first time?

Did you not bathe earlier?

Didn't I tell you I'd make this the biggest social success of the year?

Do we have to start the lessons right away?

Do you have to leave this afternoon?

Do you know that you're really amazing?

Do you know who that was? That was Sir Charles Litton.

Do you want to call it off?

Don't argue with me! I know where they've gone.

Don't be silly. Charles doesn't mind.

Don't forget about the wardrobe.

Don't trust a man who doesn't care about animals.

Don't try to say that when you haven't got any lips.

Don't you move a muscle, darling.

Don’t worry about this mess. We can have it cleaned up later.

Don’t worry. We've solved that problem before.

Each theft is completely different and unique,

Enough to buy a wife a $10,000 mink coat?

Enters with a key, and resorts to collective bargaining.

Even perhaps in this very room.

Everyone takes a potshot at Charles sooner or later.

Everyone's just dying to meet you.

Everything all sharp and shiny?

Except what I've read in newspapers and magazines.

Excuse me, but I've got to talk to Lord Cravenwood.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. My leg is caught.

Expecting to end up with one man...

Feed me champagne...

Fine party, Angela darling.

Fine.

Five years ago, got a fleeting glimpse...

Follow me, men.

For Your Highness to accept the facts.

Forget about last night. I was impetuous.

Frasari.

Friends don't act like that.

Friends.

Friends.

Gentlemen.

George and I had a wonderful family reunion last night

George has got my do it yourself Phantom kit.

George, any idea how we get out of here?

George, it's four miles down the mountain,

George, stop it!

George, you can't pass up an invitation like that.

George!

Get him!

Get the broom.

Get under the bed. Come on. Quick.

Go ahead, ma'am, shoot.

Go back! Go home!

Go down the road a half mile. You'll see a sign.

Good bye, Charlie.

Good bye.

Good evening, Inspector.

Good evening, Sir Charles.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good morning, Your Highness. Hair of the dog.

Good morning. Listen, what about this nephew?

Good night.

Good thinking, Charlie.

Good. Now the least you can do is let me take you to the station.

Got a fleeting glimpse of him as he made his getaway.

Got a terrific laugh, anyway.

Got his tongue? My friend says he hasn't got it.

Has a trial created such intense excitement.

Has been the major factor in casting suspicion on the defendant.

Have a glass of champagne. Does wonders for extremes.

Have a glass of this.

Have fun, children. How are you?

Have gathered daily hoping to catch a glimpse

Have some coffee, Inspector.

Have you been out of bed or something?

Have you considered something else?

Have you seen or heard from Sir Charles Litton?

He always leaves a white monogrammed glove.

He always works that way.

He can keep ten girls in the air at once and make each one happy.

He did two years in the army.

He did very well, as a matter of fact.

He governed his people with an iron hand,

He had a heavy night.

He has his own parties.

He has... how would you say... a unique flair for the dramatic.

He has... how would you say... a unique flair for the dramatic.

He is a fraud, and I shall prove it.

He is also Sir Charles Litton,

He is my nephew, really.

He is, I believe, at this very moment here in Rome.

He lost a whole year after that to some strange tropical disease.

He may not mention them, but he's got a pretty good idea what they are.

He must be about halfway to Brunico by now.

He owes me 40 grand, and nobody welshes on Big Joe.

He was an absolute ruler.

He was wrong about many things,

He will most certainly make an attempt.

He'd be disappointed.

He's been identified as a man named Artoff.

He's certainly attractive.

He's dedicated to education, passed at the top of his class.

He's gone to Brunico. Another call about the Phantom.

He's just a young man who's not been out in the world.

He's just graduated from college. Look.

He's kind, loyal, faithful, obedient.

He's my late brother's son.

He's the Phantom!

He's the Phantom! I've really got him this time.

He's thinking of joining the Peace Corps.

Healthy is one thing, but it's hell in here, my love.

Hello there.

Hello, darling!

Hello, dear boy.

Hello, Duchess. So glad you could come.

Hello, old boy. May I have this dance?

Hello, Uncle Charles.

Hello, you!

Help me to my feet, someone. Mr. Tucker!

Help!

Her Highness checked out a short while ago.

Her Highness must have changed her mind.

Her Highness seems to be completely captivated.

Here I am again, Your Highness.

Here, my darling.

Here...

Here's to those nasty little habits that we hold so dear.

Hey, come...

Hoisted on your own petard.

How could Sir Charles get past your guards?

How dare you drink whilst you're on duty?

How did you ever manage it?

How do you want them, matte or glossy?

How exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker?

How many women could save enough out of their housekeeping

How much does a police inspector get paid?

How much money do you make?

How refreshing to find royalty possessed of such a perceptive wit.

How would you like to wash my back?

How you can manage on a police inspector's salary.

However, there is one other duplication,

I agree with the inspector.

I almost put the princess in bed with him.

I am a husband that must be envied by all other husbands.

I am deeply grateful for what you tried to do.

I am Inspector Clouseau. This is Madame Clouseau.

I am willing to bet you 10,000 francs

I apologize for this inconvenience.

I assume that the Princess Dala has the jewel with her.

I beg your pardon?

I can positively guarantee it'll be a party to end all parties.

I can understand how difficult it is

I can't feel them. Are they still there?

I cannot say more. I am being watched.

I could depend upon that check of yours every month.

I couldn't think of anything to say.

I decided to live a little.

I don't feel... I think I'm going...

I don't know too much about my uncle,

I don't know what’s wrong. I'm just a bundle of nerves.

I don't know, but not tonight.

I don't know. I'm considering it.

I don't know. I've been all over.

I don't quite know what it is, but there's something wrong.

I don't recall that being there.

I don't say so. You say so.

I don't say so. You say so.

I don't think you were really looking for me that night

I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.

I enjoy champagne in bed as much as the next man,

I enjoy reality as much as the next man.

I feel like dancing.

I feel there's so many things to be done in the world,

I find it hard to understand a man of your reputation.

I got friends in low places.

I guess everyone has at least one redeeming quality.

I had too much to drink and I'd just had a fight with my husband.

I hadn't realized it was so late.

I hate to disappoint you, but I'm afraid this isn't the night.

I have a great deal to smile about.

I have a little business to conclude with the manager.

I have Amber back, and I'm having a wonderful time.

I have an idea.

I have been.

I have discovered the identity of the Phantom.

I have information regarding the Phantom.

I have information regarding the Phantom.

I have made the Phantom my life's work.

I have news of great importance.

I have to... I mean... I'm cold.

I haven't got the proper clothes, and I don't have any skis.

I hope so, too.

I hope they know how to fix plastic.

I just know you'd enjoy it. Yes, you'd just love it...

I just sort of follow my instincts.

I just thought that after last night...

I knew if I continued my academic endeavors,

I know you are. That's the plan, isn't it?

I know you’re in there.

I know, my darling.

I learned the way of the West, so I've become a little of both...

I like people.

I made up my mind.

I mean, I'm just going to.

I mean...

I might go back to college and get my doctorate.

I must dress quickly and get...

I must have gotten off the main road.

I nearly climbed in bed with your nephew.

I nearly didn't get out of here last night.

I never drink while on duty. You should know that. Never.

I never learned to dance. I simply got natural rhythm.

I never make any plans.

I passed the prefect on the road.

I prefer to remain conscious

I read somewhere there was some dispute

I really don't know what I'm going to do yet.

I said he could come as one of the Borgias.

I see your leg is much better.

I see.

I see. Come up immediately.

I sent him to all the best schools in America.

I sent it to the village to be repaired.

I shall be investigating your wife.

I suppose a certain amount of dishonesty

I suppose if it isn't here, it's at her villa in Rome.

I suspect you've broken the first rule

I tell you, this is the road they've gone up.

I think I'll mingle.

I think it's too darling of you to invite me here tonight.

I think maybe I was wrong.

I thought we were friends.

I thought you were working on the theory that he does repeat himself.

I thought you would like to know Princess Dala just checked out.

I thought your analysis was very perceptive.

I thought...

I took a plush Hollywood apartment,

I understand, my love.

I want it right away. I'm in a hurry.

I was discussing important things with Her Highness.

I was having a cocktail party, and I saw you driving by...

I was hoping we could talk about last night.

I was on my way to ski when I ran into Sir Charles.

I was six when I went on my first safrari.

I was three years old when I rode my first elephant.

I was... I mean...

I will be back with you as soon as possible.

I will brush my teeth and keep you company.

I will come in and scrub your back for you.

I would feel better if we're friends.

I would, too, and I'd love to come,

I'd be delighted to come.

I'd love to, but you see...

I'd sacrifice it to save Charles, but it's not so simple.

I'd say that's a considerable exaggeration.

I'll be brief and to the point.

I'll be there in five minutes. Good bye, Sir Charles.

I'll do what I can, but the merchandise is extremely hot.

I'll get the door. So long, Uncle Charles.

I'll rush.

I'll take the high road. You take the low road.

I'll tell you what we’ll do.

I'm a photographer. Just took his picture.

I'm afraid not. I think I’ll just take a sleeping pill.

I'm afraid that's your problem, but I wouldn't make any plans.

I'm busy. You watch them.

I'm cold.

I'm envious.

I'm glad that's over. Friends again?

I'm glad you're enjoying yourselves

I'm going to prison.

I'm hardly in your uncle's class,

I'm in Brunico.

I'm looking for my uncle, Sir Charles Litton.

I'm not suggesting anything... yet.

I'm not the queen.

I'm on my way to Frascati.

I'm plastered.

I'm quite content with reality. I have no need for escape.

I'm simply a woman in love, my darling.

I'm so sorry. I was trying to kiss your foot.

I'm sorry I have to leave,

I'm sorry, my darling.

I'm sorry, my darling. I wanted to surprise you.

I'm sorry, my darling. Important police business.

I'm sorry, my darling. Please excuse me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Another time.

I'm sure it will.

I'm sure Madame is an excellent teacher.

I'm sure no one ever had a husband like you.

I'm sure she does.

I'm sure we won't, darling.

I'm taking the chance you will keep what I tell you in the strictest confidence.

I've been responsible for him since he was ten years old.

I've been up this street, that one.

I've even been considering the Peace Corps.

I've gone to see the princess to apologize for last night.

I've got to get out of here.

I've met her, too, you know.

I've never really known a man like him.

I've sent Jacques for some milk. I only have a moment.

I’ll just get up and turn off the lights.

If he moves a muscle, attack without mercy.

If he was any kind of a man, he wouldn't have gone.

If I understand your theory,

If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.

If I were the Phantom, I'd have chosen my victim already.

If I'm not being too nosy, Your Highness,

If it wasn’t for this ropy leg, I'd take you myself.

If it wouldn’t be too much trouble, yeah.

If my little pigeon wants a glass of milk...

If Sir Charles is foolish enough

If they found out downstairs, I'd lose my job.

If we don't do something soon, he's gonna ruin everything.

If you had known my father, you would understand me.

If you look deep into the stone,

If you say so.

If you would tell me where the jewel is.

If you're back early. I'm leaving on the afternoon train.

If Your Highness were to testify on their behalf,

Imagine a Litton in the Peace Corps.

Imbecile!

In a strange way, I admire that man.

In his letters, he's never once mentioned girls.

In my case, fortunately,

In my uncle's bedroom.

In one of your naughty little hairpins.

In that case, Her Highness has instructed me

In that case, you have my permission.

In the library. George is robbing it.

In there. George is in the gorilla suit.

Inspector Clouseau, this is the prefect of police.

Inspector Clouseau, you have testified under oath

Inspector Clouseau?

Inspector Clouseau?

Inspector Clouseau.

Inspector, Sir Charles is here.

Inspector!

Inspector! Inspector!

Is at present employed by Sir Charles Litton.

Is bound to beget a certain amount of dishonesty.

Is trying to prove something he can never possibly prove.

Isn't he a bit old for school?

Isn't he wonderful, Your Highness?

Isn't this departure rather sudden?

It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father.

It does more than that. It makes your lips numb.

It does wonders for them.

It is here that I have discovered the information.

It might be easier for you to forget,

It must be the inspector.

It must have been rather embarrassing,

It resembles an animal.

It seems that we’re somewhat in the same spot, my love.

It seems to me any middle aged bachelor

It takes years for people to rot.

It was a relief to get back to Jacques and his fiddle.

It was a very frustrating experience.

It was possible the Phantom had already done his work.

It will be a wonderful chance for a beautiful vacation.

It'll put everything in its right perspective.

It's a mistake to underestimate him, as the inspector can tell you.

It's a vast improvement. Very much better.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's all that's left.

It's all they had.

It's already done, my darling.

It's been known to launch some lasting friendships.

It's been...

It's extremely important.

It's hell in here.

It's locked.

It's not as easy as it looks. Let me give you a hand.

It's not easy.

It's not often I have the chance to dine alone with a beautiful princess.

It's really not too serious.

It's somewhat complicated, but basically sound.

It's still against my principles.

It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.

It's true! It's quite true!

It's very strange, my love, but suddenly I'm freezing cold.

It's very strange.

Jacques dragged me back to the hotel.

Jacques would make a wonderful father.

Jacques, I'm still cold.

Jacques?

Just a minute.

Just a quick shower, my love, and I will be right with you.

Just in time. Thank you. You sure you won't join me?

L'Chaim.

L'Chaim.

Leave this to me, ma'am.

Let that be a lesson. Never get involved with your victims.

Let's have a look.

Let's just say in this case, it means...

Let's see you turn around.

Let's try something easier. It's a lot easier, honest.

Like people, right?

Like people, right?

Like we did in the old days, when you're in there,

Listen to me. I know what you're up to, and it won't work.

Listen, old man.

London informs us that a man of his description

Look out!

Look, Big Joe, I'm not a bill collector.

Lord Cravenwood, I'm terribly sorry about what happened.

Lord Cravenwood, what would your wife think?

Lord Cravenwood, what would your wife think?

Ma'am, it was nothing.

Ma'am? Your Highness!

Madame Clouseau.

Madame.

Make yourself comfortable. Her Highness will join you in a moment.

Making one conquest after another

May I cut in? Thank you so much, sir.

May I have a cigarette, my darling?

May I see your invitation, please?

Maybe you could do the walking and I could do the drinking.

Me, a defense witness?

Meanwhile, I would like your permission

Mind the instructor. She knows what she's doing.

Miss Angela Dunning.

Most unlikely. He doesn't realize that I am onto him.

My coat!

My darling, don't move. Don't panic.

My darling, lovely darling.

My darling, of course. It's always worked before.

My darling, your feet are like two icicles.

My darling.

My darling.

My darling.

My husband feels he has enough evidence

My leaving has nothing to do with last night.

My leg is hurting rather badly. May I be excused?

My leg is only bad if I walk too much.

My men are everywhere, mingling here, mingling there.

My men are watching that villa.

My perspective is excellent this morning.

My poor Jacques.

My Sûreté Scotland Yard type Macintosh! It's gone!

Never mind.

No friends, Charlie. Now you got me outnumbered.

No matter.

No more virgin queen.

No trouble with the police yet.

No, but I thought last night, I was making some progress.

No, I'm not the Phantom! No, please! Please!

No, it certainly was not from me.

No, it was sent a while ago. I thought it was from you.

No, it's all right, darling. I'll answer it.

No, it's wonderful.

No, no, no! I'm not the Phantom!

No, of course not.

No, of course not.

No, the guest lists varied.

No, to save Charles, we must prove that someone else stole it.

No.

No.

No. Charles is having a fling in Capri.

No. I thought you were exactly who you are, but I'm too impulsive.

No. If you were your father,

No. The safe's empty.

No. You think I am.

Not at all. It would be a pleasure.

Not at all. Why do you think so?

Not since I left Cortina. Why?

Not the way you treated me today.

Not true. That's part of your problem.

Nothing to worry about. You'll make fools out of them.

Nothing? Are you sure?

Now get out of here and start mingling again.

Now...

Of course, not correct. Of course...

Of course!

Of course.

Of course.

Of course. You were simply stunning in your last film.

Of Sir Charles Litton,

Okay. Thanks a lot, fellas. Don't forget to take the wardrobe back.

On his way to prison.

On the contrary. Sounds like fun. Will you include Sir Charles?

One cannot be too careful.

One has to have children before one has grandchildren.

One minute.

One moment, please.

One never knows, huh?

Only as far as Angela Dunning's parties are concerned.

Only Sir Charles was present at each party when there was a robbery?

Only your eye. That is all that is there.

Open the door.

Open up. This is the police.

Out in 12 feet of snow, chasing the Phantom.

Outside of Sir Charles,

Over the ownership of the Pink Panther.

Pardon me! I'm lost.

Particularly if the family resemblance goes deeper than you think.

Perhaps a hot glass of milk.

Perhaps another blanket, my darling.

Perhaps Her Highness has other plans.

Perhaps I am, but after what I just said,

Perhaps I should have your dog kidnapped again.

Perhaps mine is a little more highly publicized than yours,

Perhaps the Phantom is hiding under the bed.

Perhaps we'll meet again.

Perhaps you'd like to come along now.

Please thank the princess.

Please.

Princess Dala is concerned about your injuries.

Put it back. We have no time. He's coming back.

Quick, quick.

Quite funny that, zebra and the stripes.

Quite sure.

Reality includes a good, stiff belt every now and then.

Really? And who would that be?

Rule, Britannia

Rule, Britannia

Seems to be working out better than we expected.

Seldom in the history of Italian jurisprudence

Send her in, please. Henri, that will be all.

Send her in, please. Henri, that will be all.

Shall I say you're not here?

Shan't be a moment, my darling. I’ll just put on my pajamas.

She didn't expect to wind up with anybody.

She had a couple glasses of champagne and had to rest.

She is our first positive link with the Phantom.

She saves out of the housekeeping money.

She shall have milk wherever she goes, hot or cold.

She shall have one...

She'd only tell me it was in a safe place.

She's gone down. Come on!

She's gone down. Come on!

She's got a cough in her throat, you know.

She's got quite a point there.

She's got the dog. I will see you later.

She's the one who tried to tear off all his clothes.

Signor Phantom...

Simone!

Sir Charles and the Phantom are one and the same.

Sir Charles is a very persuasive and attractive man.

Sir Charles is our man. My every instinct tells me so.

Sir Charles!

Sir Charles? Open that door.

Sir Charles' predecessor was forced to climb balconies and fight duels,

Sir, my wife is very frugal.

Sit down.

So far, so good.

So I may view the attempted seduction firsthand.

So many backward countries where I might be useful.

So you've said.

Some very strange things going on here.

Somebody's got to win.

Somebody's taking my sleigh. Amber! My dog.

Someday it will be yours.

Somehow convince the jury they didn't take the diamond.

Someone's been highly dishonest.

Something about extremes.

Sometimes it's healthy to have fresh air.

Sounds terribly theatrical.

Stand in the light a moment.

Such a magnificent sacrifice.

Suppose he finds out the prefect never called?

Suppose Jacques doesn't go to Brunico?

Sure, if you call me George.

Surrounded myself with all of the advantages of a wealthy bachelor.

Take your filthy hands off my asp.

Tell her there’s nothing to be concerned about.

Tell me, Inspector...

Ten below zero outside, my darling.

Ten of his last fifteen victims have been guests at Angela Dunning's parties.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Up.

Thanks. Your Highness, hope to see you again.

That certain of Miss Dunning's guests were robbed of their jewels.

That eliminates the Boy Scouts.

That goes to prove there's a first time for everything.

That is correct, yes.

That is the modus operandi of the Phantom.

That is the theory. I would like to have from you

That makes you vulnerable. That makes you a woman.

That the Phantom is in Cortina at this very moment,

That theory has become rather a tired Freudian cliché.

That was champagne, nothing more.

That was the plan.

That's because he's been spending his time in the bedroom.

That's better.

That's better.

That's good. That's okay. Right, start. Give it to me now.

That's more like it.

That's nice and comfy. You belong in bed there.

That's obvious. Competition always makes a woman obvious.

That's okay. He's making me itch, anyway.

That's only half an answer.

That's sweet of you, my darling.

That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.

That's too bad. I thought it might break the ice.

That's what I was trying to explain at the window.

That's what we’re up here for, is it not?

The court adjourned yesterday as the defense requested time

The defense has only one witness, Mr. President.

The defense will call a surprise witness.

The first things to learn about skiing are the fundamentals.

The fools let that fence escape. He might have talked.

The inspector was only acting with the best of motives.

The inspector was only acting with the best of motives.

The inspector will be as free as a bird.

The jewels were stolen during or after the party?

The man accused of being the notorious Phantom.

The man who kidnapped the dog was driving a rented car.

The man who stole your dog, in that little car.

The most fabulous diamond in all the world.

The names of those guests, also the location of their rooms.

The only thing that worries me is, what do we do for your next one?

The only thing we've found out is that it's not here.

The Phantom could not resist the Pink Panther.

The Phantom is one of Miss Dunning's guests.

The Pink Panther is in my safe at...

The plans will have to be changed.

The possibility that you're growing a conscience.

The princess is expecting important visitors here tomorrow.

The question is, what are you doing?

The shop will fix you up. Just charge everything to me.

The shrewdest, most ingenious criminal in all the world.

The strong willed ruler of ten million people sitting in her ivory tower,

The trial is all set for tomorrow morning.

The trial is in its third day.

The window's open.

The wrong what? Man? You think I was...

Then he wouldn't have to explain his cousin.

Then I sent you glowing reports of a brilliant academic career.

Then Sir Charles was not the only one present at each party.

Then when I was thrown out of college,

Then why don't you say something?

Then you practically seduce me on the dance floor.

Then you'd be bound to stay.

Then, now that we’ve straightened out who I am,

There are few thieves who are as clever as the Phantom.

There was a man with a gun, and he took the sleigh and Amber.

There we are.

There you are, my darling.

There you are. Halfway to Brunico, huh?

There's a slight family resemblance.

There's absolutely nothing in your eye.

There's even talk of the International Court

There's no reason why it should not work now.

There's one at midnight and one in the morning.

There's something going on.

These footprints...

They claimed the diamond was the property of the people.

They expect I'll receive a ransom note.

They have half a glass too much and let down the barriers a little,

They were made by shoes...

They will not be aware my men are present in their disguises.

They'd just claim he dropped it making his escape.

They're all gone now.

They're wonderful. We call him the juggler.

They're worth half a million. We'll settle for 300,000.

This is Mr. Tucker of Lloyd's of London.

This is my Americanized nephew George.

This is not the right way.

This is Princess Dala. My guests have gone,

This party... All your guests wearing masks.

This time you've chosen a fascinating victim.

Thousands of people...

To attempt to steal your diamond tonight,

To buy such a beautiful mink coat as this?

To certain pertinent facts concerning this case.

To investigate certain new, important evidence.

To invite you for dinner this evening, 8:00 at her chalet.

To prove that Sir Charles is the Phantom

To surround the house with armed guards.

Tuck into some of that porridge. Guaranteed good for sleuthing.

Tucker, remove his head.

Tucker, you're wrong. Come on! Quick!

Tucker!

Tucker? Where are you?

Turn right. It'll take you right to the highway.

Uncle Charles.

Understand?

Unless you think it would be indiscreet to come to a man's room.

Untouched, unwed, and unapproachable.

Very interesting.

Very well, my darling. I'll get it for you.

Voilà.

Wait a minute.

Want to be friends, Charlie, or want to win?

Want to come to South America, George? Family rates?

Warm? Warm is one thing. It must be hell in there.

Was anybody else always present at each of these parties?

Was stealing my dog all part of the plan?

Wasn't there another gorilla in a Rolls Royce?

Watch where you're going!

Watching all the time, watching.

We both have reputations.

We can't just let him rot in prison.

We don't have much of a description.

We don’t want any more interruptions.

We have been married for ten years.

We have to make sure Sir Charles doesn't steal the jewel.

We met at the bar last night.

We must find that woman.

We must find that woman.

We must have no secrets from one another, my darling.

We shall see.

We'll only be here a few days.

We're all out of champagne.

We've been through icicles up to our you know whats!

We've no proof that Artoff was the man driving the Innocente.

Were the same people always present at each party?

What are you all talking about?

What are you doing?

What are you going to do about it?

What are you suggesting?

What did you say?

What did you say?

What do you think, George?

What happened to you?

What I must do now is get dressed and search the rest of the hotel.

What is it?

What is that?

What is this news?

What kind of a candle is this?

What kind of a friend are you? You were supposed to attack.

What kind of hospitality is that?

What little I've read about him, he seems to be quite a fellow.

What they call you. The virgin queen.

What you doing?

What?

What?

What's a Borgia?

What's that?

What's that?

What's the matter with you? Can't you drive this thing faster?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Whatever it was, it was very interesting.

When did you bag him?

When he does, I shall be waiting for him. Excuse me.

When I discovered you outside the library door,

When I retire, you might take over the business.

When I'm showing my senility, darling,

When the present government seized power,

When you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all.

Where is everybody?

Where the Phantom is concerned, Your Highness...

While you're in Brunico, waiting for the prefect of police...

Who has never desired the basic rewards of wife and family

Who has the most fabulous diamond in the world?

Who is inside there?

Who taught you to drive this thing?

Why don't I steal the diamond and leave that old glove behind?

Why don't you come to bed?

Why don't you come up here?

Why don't you kiss me again?

Why don't you let me wash your back for you?

Why don’t we go down to the bar and have a nightcap?

Why should anybody want me to go to Brunico?

Why you don't like people?

Wild animal hunt.

With such planning, he's succeeded for 20 years.

With such planning, how can the Phantom succeed?

Without an invitation,

Won't do you any good. I can't feel it.

Won't you sit down?

Would you call Inspector Jacques Clouseau to the stand?

Would you do me a favor, Mr. Litton?

Would you mind if I bathed first?

Yeah, that's me, the Abominable Snowman.

Yes, as a matter of fact.

Yes, but it would warm me up, help me to relax.

Yes, darling.

Yes, for half a million.

Yes, I did.

Yes, I know, but we are meeting her again now.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I think perhaps I will.

Yes, I've read about some of his parties.

Yes, it's encouraging for me, but bad for you.

Yes, of course, my darling.

Yes, of course. I forgot.

Yes, probably a rich uncle.

Yes! No, not correct!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. A pink panther.

Yes. I understand, yes.

Yes. That's why I've been avoiding you.

You and I could split the insurance.

You are a constant and desirable contradiction.

You are the damnedest woman. Are you a sexual yo yo?

You are the foremost authority on the Phantom.

You are the juggler. I am the virgin queen.

You attended the first party when the jewels were stolen?

You can thank my mother for the flowers.

You can't rush a genius.

You could have been very helpful to Charles.

You could save yourself a lot of trouble

You didn't tell me about that part.

You envy George, and I envy the princess.

You follow your instincts too closely,

You get right out of here.

You have a wonderful smile.

You idiots! They're getting away from us!

You jump in my bed, you push me off a mountain,

You just relax and leave everything to me.

You knew they were going to be stolen?

You know Monica?

You know Signor Tucker from Lloyd's of London.

You know what I did?

You know what I've been thinking?

You know what your trouble is? You can't make up your mind.

You know what, Charlie? I could feel that one.

You know, at times like this I wish I was but a simple peasant.

You know, I don't understand this.

You know...

You make one pass at me, and I'll sic him on you.

You mean that it's not helping?

You missed your train.

You must come to Brunico immediately, Inspector.

You must get out of here.

You really want to know?

You said...

You see, Charlie?

You see, gentlemen? Perfectly safe.

You see?

You see...

You see...

You seem to have lost something.

You shouldn't have any trouble discovering exactly where it is.

You stay here. Come with me.

You stole the jewel yourself

You were going to watch those instincts.

You will be witness to the capture of the notorious Phantom.

You will perceive the tiniest discoloration.

You wouldn't dare.

You'll be occupying your time with your grandchildren.

You're a fraud and a liar.

You're a national hero. I envy you.

You're abominable.

You're an arrogant fool.

You're aware your wife spent $7,000 at Yves St. Laurent only last month?

You're being a woman, all right.

You're certainly not much like your uncle.

You're either married to a Boy Scout or a Dachshund.

You're either showing a touch of senility,

You're joking!

You're joking.

You're making fun again. You really don't like animals.

You're not concerned about what happened.

You're outnumbered, two against one.

You're quite right.

You're so romantic, but I'll only be a moment.

You're terribly attractive, and I'm naturally...

You're worried about what might have happened.

You've got to get out of here.

You've had it all the time.

You've testified it was either during or sometime soon afterwards

You've testified the Phantom has been a frequent guest

Your company insures the Pink Panther.

Your guests will be caused no embarrassment whatsoever.

Your health and thank you for inviting me to dinner.

Your Highness, mark my words,

Your Highness, please excuse this interruption.

Your Highness, please. Don't say it, not here.

Your Highness, you really must let me give you a party.

Your Highness!

Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Your Highness.

Your testimony and your testimony alone

Your wife spent at least $30,000 on clothes during the past year.

3:00 on the dot, I'll be here, Your Highness.

3:00.

A conscience? About what? The princess.

A flaw? The slightest flaw, Your Excellency.

About what? About champagne. About this.

All right. You really have to go?

An animal? A leaping panther.

And what about you? Me?

And what's that? That he's a man.

And you have never seen him? I've seen him once.

Anything suspicious? No, nothing to worry about.

Are you afraid? No.

Are you? What?

But I thought you were on... That phone call was a ruse.

But I understood that... We're having dinner, but not alone.

But it's not midnight yet. They turned the lights out.

But not here. Where?

But not very polite. No, it wasn’t.

But true. I've never been on the couch.

Can I help you? Where is he?

Can't it wait? I'm afraid not.

Charles? Where's the safe?

Darling, I'm sorry. Are you all right?

Darling? Yes, dear?

Darling? Yes?

Darling. Darling?

Darling. May I get you some water?

Did you find him? No, but he can't be far.

Didn't you know he was coming? No. I haven't seen him for years.

Do it in the morning. I'll ring for the maid.

Do you ski, Mr. Litton? Ski?

Don't be ridiculous. No, I mean it.

Don't you trust me? No.

Excuse me. Of course, love. Have a ball!

George? Uncle Charles?

Good bye, Sir Charles. Just a minute.

Good morning, gentlemen. Good morning, Inspector.

Good morning, Your Highness. Good morning.

Good night. Thank you.

Gorilla? Good luck.

Hasn't it? You don't know me very well.

Have a nice trip. Thank you.

Have fun. Thanks.

Have you got it? No. Haven't you?

He never made that call. No?

He waved good bye to me. Fascinating.

He waved good bye to me. Fascinating.

He's quite a lad. So I've discovered.

Hello, my darling. Hello, my darling.

Hello, my darling. My angel.

Hello. Hello, old bean.

Hello. Hello, Tucker.

Here you are, my beloved. Thank you.

Hey, got a match? Yes, sir.

His clothes are still here. Perhaps he's already escaped.

His third cousin. That does make a difference.

His what? Graduation.

Hold your hands over your head. Yes, my darling. Bend forward.

Hot. I know. That's what I said.

How about you, Madame? Yes, of course.

How can I possibly top this? You'll think of something.

How close are they? Now.

How did it go? Perfectly.

How did you find out? I met him in the bar last night.

How is your cough? It's completely gone. Thanks.

How many times did this happen? Sixteen.

How we gonna get out of here? Why don't you try the high road?

How'd you like to borrow mine? Thanks, Uncle Charles, yes.

How's it going? Fine. I'm going to miss her.

I am married. Where's your husband?

I beg your pardon? You got rid of the little bubbles?

I don't drink. Not ever?

I don't think you should. Don’t worry, my darling.

I looked everywhere for you. I looked everywhere for you.

I protest! Remove your head at once!

I really don't remember. That's an awful old cliché.

I say, your leg is better. Yes, much better. Thank you.

I see them! That's them! No, it isn't!

I shall do it ever so softly. Jacques, are you sure?

I shall never surrender it. Why should you?

I suppose I do. Exactly. The Pink Panther.

I take it the gem is in the villa. It is.

I think I can guess. It's not too difficult.

I told you I don't drink. Champagne's not drinking.

I wouldn't miss it, Uncle Charles. That's good.

I'll be damned. I can't believe it.

I'll get another bottle. No!

I'm sorry, my darling. That's all for now.

I'm surprised at you. I can handle it.

If I don't do something. It shouldn't be too difficult.

If that's the right expression. That's the right expression.

If you'd come in the light... It hurts!

In the flesh. What are you doing here?

Inspector! Tucker!

Inspector's violin, ma'am. Thank you.

It was your idea. Yes, but you're the wrong...

It's all right, my darling. Excuse me.

It's been a night of surprises. You can say that again.

It's gone. What's gone?

It's my beer, old man. My hand. It burnt...

It's not Sir Charles! He must be the Phantom!

It's our ambassador. Ambassador?

It's true. The majority of women,

Jacques knows. And somebody else.

Let me kiss your face. It's all right.

Let me put you in the... My left one. No, this one.

Let's make the most of it. No! Stop it.

Like a drink? No, thank you.

Look at that. No, no! I'm not the Phantom!

Madame, the flowers. It's nothing. It doesn't matter.

May I give you a drink? I'd like a brandy, thank you.

May I present Madame Clouseau? Good morning.

My darling? I'll be right back.

My darling. Listen, dear.

My darling. Yes?

My love? Yes?

My Stradivarius. The porter just brought it in.

My wife. Wife?

Nothing I can say to make you stay? Nothing.

Of course, we're not positive. I am positive.

On the other hand, I don't smoke. You're right. It's a nasty habit.

One mustn't judge by that. No?

Pardon, madame. Certainly.

Please sit down. Aren't you drinking?

Please sit down. No, thank you.

Pounds? Sterling.

Really? What you got there?

Really? Yes.

Really? Yes.

Right? I said so.

Sergeant Walter! Sergeant Quinn.

Shall we get out in the open? No. It's a bit hard here.

She say anything about leaving? Who is this?

Shouldn't take too long. That sounds encouraging.

Simone? Yes, dear?

Sir Charles attended all sixteen? All of them.

Sixteen parties, sixteen thefts? Yes.

So long, Uncle Charles. Ciao, George.

Sorry. Ready? Right.

Stand back while I fire. No, don't do that, old man.

Stand still. I can't see it. It hurts. I cannot open it.

Tarzan let me use the car. I've got to talk to you.

Thank you, darling. Thank the princess.

Thank you, my angel. Thank you, my angel.

Thank you. My pleasure.

Thanks, Uncle Charles. Have fun.

That was your idea. Sure it was.

That's him. There he goes. Who?

That's it. But there's a difference.

The ambassador. Yes, I know.

The leg? I haven't the faintest idea.

The notorious Phantom. I've never heard of him.

The Phantom? Yes. You must come at once.

There you are, my love. Thank you.

There, my darling. Yes.

Two months before that, $4,000. That's impossible.

Wait a minute. I found these growing in the hall.

Warm. Yes, it must be hell in there.

We can talk about that later. You were more fun in bed.

We will catch him. We must.

Well, Charles? Not very original.

Well, cheers. Cheers.

Well, yes. How did you know?

What are you doing? It broke off.

What do I do? Answer the door.

What happened? I don't know.

What has this got to do with it? Your salary...

What is it, Saloud? Inspector Clouseau.

What is it? Flowers.

What kind of a picture? Graduation picture.

What made you do it? I resented you.

What? I didn't say anything.

What? I'm sorry. It doesn't help.

What's he got that I haven't got? George!

What's he got that I haven't got? George!

What's he say? He says hello,

What's that, Your Highness? Maybe it's best forgotten.

Where? Here.

Where's who? George Litton.

Which way? Come on.

Who is it? Bellboy.

Who is it? Bellboy.

Who is that? Princess Dala.

Why did you draw the curtains? Just to keep me warm.

Yes, darling? The light.

Yes, extremely good time. Good.

Yes, I am. My darling, I'm so sorry.

Yes, I must go. That's too bad.

Yes, I must go. That's too bad.

Yes, I'm fine. You sure?

Yes, my darling? I don't think it's such a good idea.

Yes, sir? Scotch on the rocks.

Yes, very good, very good. Not bad, not bad.

Yes, you. What about me?

Yes! Tucker here, Inspector.

Yes? I just arrived in town.

Yes? Princess Dala, please.

Yes? Your Highness?

Yes? Your wife to see you, Inspector.

Yes. I see.

You don't say. I do say.

You know what I think? What?

You refuse to cooperate? We've offered porridge and coffee.

You should be ashamed. I'm planning on it.

You surprise me, Madame. I expect to.

You took me to task rather properly. No, thank you.

You were there. Yes.

You what? Don’t worry. I took care of it.

You'll ruin everything. Excuse me, Your Excellency.

You're a wonderful skier. Thank you.

You're being ridiculous. No, I'm just being a woman.

You're freezing cold? The window is open.

You're not serious. I am serious.

You're not staying? No. We're off to the slopes.

You've been avoiding me. That about describes it.

You've made Cortina for me. Hello, lover.

Your Highness? I'd love to.

Your Highness. Madame.

Your leg is better, Sir Charles. What?

...and they were not made by feet.

...even if I have to force them to open the kitchen.

$30,000 out of the housekeeping money.