A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your savior. from Dogma (1999)
A conscience... from Dogma (1999)
A hundred bucks for being my guide. from Dogma (1999)
A long time ago. from Dogma (1999)
A muse has no place in battle. from Dogma (1999)
A very relieved deity. from Dogma (1999)
A while. from Dogma (1999)
A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. from Dogma (1999)
A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. from Dogma (1999)
A woman's body is her own fucking business. from Dogma (1999)
A woman's responsible for original sin. from Dogma (1999)
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of current events. from Dogma (1999)
Actually, we're in the franchised Mexican eatery... from Dogma (1999)
Adultery. from Dogma (1999)
Afraid so. from Dogma (1999)
After all this time, it comes down to slaughter by a meat puppet? from Dogma (1999)
After that it was a simple matter of waiting for a church... from Dogma (1999)
After the first million years? No. from Dogma (1999)
All are accountable... from Dogma (1999)
All is being taken care of. from Dogma (1999)
All lines are currently down. from Dogma (1999)
All over a belief. from Dogma (1999)
All right, but I warned you. from Dogma (1999)
All right, but Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent. from Dogma (1999)
All right, mistakes were made. from Dogma (1999)
All right, mouthpiece... from Dogma (1999)
All right, one drink. Then you're gone. from Dogma (1999)
All right, Plato, sounds like you've had enough already. from Dogma (1999)
All right. from Dogma (1999)
All that anger, all that mistrust, all that unhappiness... from Dogma (1999)
All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. from Dogma (1999)
All these movies take place in this small town called Shermer, Illinois... from Dogma (1999)
All this means is a redefinition of that identity. from Dogma (1999)
All this time we've been down here... from Dogma (1999)
All you gotta do is go to New Jersey... from Dogma (1999)
An incantation I picked up in the pit... from Dogma (1999)
And all my rabble rousing is not doing that much above. from Dogma (1999)
And as omnipotent as we are above... from Dogma (1999)
And aside from the triplets here and the Golgothan... from Dogma (1999)
And being that I can't even trust you enough to kill a woman... from Dogma (1999)
And besides, I can spot a commandment breaker... from Dogma (1999)
And besides, what if you're wrong, like you always are? from Dogma (1999)
And he always gives his free points away to neighborhood children. from Dogma (1999)
And he is. from Dogma (1999)
And he will, at great length, whether you want him to or not. from Dogma (1999)
And his wrath was bore... from Dogma (1999)
And I know he's not responsible for Bartleby and Loki... from Dogma (1999)
And if everyone has to go down with me, so be it. from Dogma (1999)
And if my calculations are correct... from Dogma (1999)
And if they get back in... from Dogma (1999)
And in spite of it all... from Dogma (1999)
And in the end... from Dogma (1999)
And it never occurred to you that maybe she's his wife? from Dogma (1999)
And its platform of noninvolvement during the Holocaust? from Dogma (1999)
And just to ensure that, we're all gonna sit tight... from Dogma (1999)
And one to grow on. from Dogma (1999)
And over many rounds... from Dogma (1999)
And people wonder why I don't go to church anymore. from Dogma (1999)
And remember, incognito. from Dogma (1999)
And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. from Dogma (1999)
And that's where I'm returning to in approximately, oh, one hour. from Dogma (1999)
And the funny thing is, this guy could never even stand to see me work. from Dogma (1999)
And there's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep. from Dogma (1999)
And therein lies the problem. from Dogma (1999)
And they always tell you it'll hurt less with time. from Dogma (1999)
And this has what to do with me? from Dogma (1999)
And to do that, I think we may have to dispatch our would be dispatchers. from Dogma (1999)
And what about Jay and Bob? Those guys were all right. from Dogma (1999)
And when it was all over, God cast the rebels into perdition. from Dogma (1999)
And when nothing she was saying was making me feel any better... from Dogma (1999)
And while you know forgiveness... from Dogma (1999)
And while you never see your ex husband... from Dogma (1999)
And why are you watching me? from Dogma (1999)
And why is that? Because I'm a black man. from Dogma (1999)
And why? Because of the way he made us. from Dogma (1999)
And you two meet there, hook up... from Dogma (1999)
And you wonder if the other party is gonna come to their senses... from Dogma (1999)
And, hello! We know what happens then, right? from Dogma (1999)
And? from Dogma (1999)
Angel against angel. from Dogma (1999)
Angels have to cut their wings off to become human. from Dogma (1999)
Any important material about Christ... from Dogma (1999)
Any occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them... from Dogma (1999)
Anybody? No? from Dogma (1999)
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence... from Dogma (1999)
Apparently not. from Dogma (1999)
Are you high? I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything. from Dogma (1999)
Are you insinuating that I don't have what it takes anymore? from Dogma (1999)
Are you married? from Dogma (1999)
Are you really that stupid? from Dogma (1999)
Are you saying you believe? from Dogma (1999)
Are you saying you're back in, Ms. I Can't Do This Anymore? from Dogma (1999)
Are you serious? I'm a fucking demon. from Dogma (1999)
As I was saying... from Dogma (1999)
As if I could. from Dogma (1999)
As you get older, the glass gets bigger. from Dogma (1999)
Aside from the fine print, that's it. from Dogma (1999)
At least I was a man. from Dogma (1999)
Attagirl. Attagirl. from Dogma (1999)
Back in the old days, God was vengeful and hot tempered. from Dogma (1999)
Bad shit. from Dogma (1999)
Bartleby and Loki. from Dogma (1999)
Bartleby and Loki. They found a way back. from Dogma (1999)
Bartleby, wait. Stop. Listen to me. from Dogma (1999)
Be who you've always been. from Dogma (1999)
Because of who you are. from Dogma (1999)
Because when you're a kid you never question the whole faith thing. from Dogma (1999)
Because you were tired of getting none of the credit for your ideas. from Dogma (1999)
Because you're gonna help me get changes made... from Dogma (1999)
Because you're pissing people off, that's why. from Dogma (1999)
Behold the Metatron! from Dogma (1999)
Behold the Metatron! from Dogma (1999)
Behold the Metatron! from Dogma (1999)
Bet on it. from Dogma (1999)
Bethany figured it all out. She's a clever girl, that one. from Dogma (1999)
Bethany, bless the sink! from Dogma (1999)
Bethany, Serendipity here isn't technically an angel. from Dogma (1999)
Bethany, where you gonna go? You know what I'm saying is right. from Dogma (1999)
Bethany, you are... from Dogma (1999)
Bethany. from Dogma (1999)
Big deal! from Dogma (1999)
Big Papa, how about lending a brother your coat till I find threads? from Dogma (1999)
Biggie! from Dogma (1999)
Bless the sink, damn it! from Dogma (1999)
Bob, come with me. Come on! from Dogma (1999)
Bought by the Complex Corporation in 1991. from Dogma (1999)
Bow down, stupid! from Dogma (1999)
Broadcast nationally as the Mooby Fun Time Hour. from Dogma (1999)
Buddy Christ. from Dogma (1999)
Bullets don't seem to affect them! from Dogma (1999)
Bus, schmus. from Dogma (1999)
But angels can. from Dogma (1999)
But as soon as you hear you're getting this good shit... from Dogma (1999)
But as you can see... from Dogma (1999)
But Azrael refused to fight. from Dogma (1999)
But Ebert here don't give a shit about that kind of thing... from Dogma (1999)
But fat lot of good that did, right? I mean, here you all are. from Dogma (1999)
But folks who build their faith on that message should be colorblind. from Dogma (1999)
But him, you know... from Dogma (1999)
But I can't make you. from Dogma (1999)
But I can't. from Dogma (1999)
But I couldn't exercise it. from Dogma (1999)
But I do believe in this. from Dogma (1999)
But I do believe in this. from Dogma (1999)
But I get to drive. from Dogma (1999)
But I'm a fucking demon. from Dogma (1999)
But I'm not going anywhere until I find out where you came from. from Dogma (1999)
But I'm supposed to be in it. I was the 13th apostle. from Dogma (1999)
But look at it. from Dogma (1999)
But no, we're servants. from Dogma (1999)
But now... from Dogma (1999)
But one can hardly hold the current incarnation of Holy Mother Church... from Dogma (1999)
But one day he refused to bear God's wrath any longer. from Dogma (1999)
But one of the drawbacks to being intangible... from Dogma (1999)
But periodically the glass has to be refilled. from Dogma (1999)
But she did have a husband. from Dogma (1999)
But the Almighty could still putsch the whole deal... from Dogma (1999)
But there is one I need to ask. from Dogma (1999)
But to believe a married couple never got down, that's just plain gullibility. from Dogma (1999)
But we still exist. from Dogma (1999)
But what are you doing hanging around? from Dogma (1999)
But what if we can and then the arch thing doesn't work? from Dogma (1999)
But whoever he is was clever enough to send some lackeys after you... from Dogma (1999)
But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed. from Dogma (1999)
But you know what the fuck we found out when we got there? from Dogma (1999)
But you know what? That's just my pet peeve. from Dogma (1999)
But, you know, they come to you with age. from Dogma (1999)
Can you believe it? Me, a muse, for God's sake. from Dogma (1999)
Can't we talk about this? from Dogma (1999)
Cardinal Glick Cuts Ribbon On Catholicism Wow! Campaign. from Dogma (1999)
Cardinal Glick? from Dogma (1999)
Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies. from Dogma (1999)
Christ loved to sit around the fire, listen to me and the other guys. from Dogma (1999)
Christ told me the secret to resurrection once. from Dogma (1999)
Christ? from Dogma (1999)
Church laws are fallible because they're created by man. from Dogma (1999)
Come on, barkeep, just one drink. One for the road, then I'm gone? from Dogma (1999)
Come on, bright boy. from Dogma (1999)
Come on, demon! Try that shit on somebody who's already dead! from Dogma (1999)
Come on. from Dogma (1999)
Come on. I don't believe in voodoo. from Dogma (1999)
Consequences, schmonsequences. from Dogma (1999)
Constitutionals? from Dogma (1999)
Could you have believed me? from Dogma (1999)
Couldn't do it. Women are insane. from Dogma (1999)
Count the shells, Suck a Duck. from Dogma (1999)
Created by Nancy Goldruff, a former kindergarten teacher, in 1989. from Dogma (1999)
Creating an empire out of simplicity. from Dogma (1999)
Crisis of faith over? from Dogma (1999)
Cute. Really cute. from Dogma (1999)
Damn it! from Dogma (1999)
Damn right I went to heaven! Shit, that's the least he could do. from Dogma (1999)
Damn! I knew I was gonna whack somebody today! from Dogma (1999)
Death is a worry of the living. from Dogma (1999)
Demons can't become human. from Dogma (1999)
Didn't I tell you she was funny? from Dogma (1999)
Die with a mortal sin and you burn. They don't wanna go to hell. from Dogma (1999)
Do I make myself clear? from Dogma (1999)
Do it! from Dogma (1999)
Do you believe in God? from Dogma (1999)
Do you drench everyone who comes in here with flame retardant chemicals? from Dogma (1999)
Do you know much about voodoo? from Dogma (1999)
Do you know what makes a human being decent? from Dogma (1999)
Do you mind if we adjourn to somewhere... from Dogma (1999)
Doesn't it pop? from Dogma (1999)
Doesn't say where he's playing, just goes away for a couple hours. from Dogma (1999)
Doesn't that mean anything to you? from Dogma (1999)
Don't allow eons of history and life to get blinked out of being... from Dogma (1999)
Don't ask so many questions. Just serve your purpose. from Dogma (1999)
Don't be such a show off, Barry. from Dogma (1999)
Don't run! Don't run! from Dogma (1999)
Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell. from Dogma (1999)
Don't tell me you never questioned the judgment, Serendipity. from Dogma (1999)
Don't underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State... from Dogma (1999)
Don't worry about it. We evened the score. from Dogma (1999)
Don't you just constantly question your value? from Dogma (1999)
Don't you know anything? from Dogma (1999)
Don't you know what's going on? from Dogma (1999)
Don't you think it's time we went home? from Dogma (1999)
Don't you think it's time? from Dogma (1999)
Don't. from Dogma (1999)
Don't. Don't, my friend. from Dogma (1999)
Dos tequilas, por favor, and an empty glass. from Dogma (1999)
Dude, he fell out of thin air. from Dogma (1999)
Easy for you to say. You get off light in a razing. from Dogma (1999)
Elvis was an artist... from Dogma (1999)
Escape from hell became my all consuming reason. from Dogma (1999)
Ever the fucking apple polisher. from Dogma (1999)
Every Sunday. from Dogma (1999)
Everybody's always up in arms about this out in the military issue. from Dogma (1999)
Everything I am has been a lie? from Dogma (1999)
Except the bathroom. Why? from Dogma (1999)
Excuse me? from Dogma (1999)
Excuse me. from Dogma (1999)
Excuse me. from Dogma (1999)
Excuse me. from Dogma (1999)
Existence Erased. from Dogma (1999)
Existence in all its form and splendor... from Dogma (1999)
Fakes! Fakes! All of you, fakes! Oh, and you! from Dogma (1999)
Fear. from Dogma (1999)
Fill them pews, people. from Dogma (1999)
Find some man, some woman, you can connect with, even for a moment... from Dogma (1999)
Fine. from Dogma (1999)
Fine. I'll kill her myself. from Dogma (1999)
First I gotta say goodbye to Bethany. Where is she? from Dogma (1999)
Flat out telling you. from Dogma (1999)
For example, I'm responsible for 19 of the 20 top grossing films of all time. from Dogma (1999)
For example, the crucifix. from Dogma (1999)
For Sunday News Brief, I'm Grant Hicks. from Dogma (1999)
For the first time I get it. from Dogma (1999)
For the record, I work in an abortion clinic. from Dogma (1999)
For those of you who haven't followed the news... from Dogma (1999)
Forgot my little voodoo doll. from Dogma (1999)
Freaked me out because he basically told me when my number was up. from Dogma (1999)
Fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. from Dogma (1999)
Fuck, let's use them! from Dogma (1999)
Fuck. Everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. from Dogma (1999)
Fucking Breakfast Club, where stupid kids actually show up for detention. from Dogma (1999)
Fucking Weird Science, where this babe wants to undress and get down... from Dogma (1999)
Funny you should mention that. We're not sure. from Dogma (1999)
Garçon. from Dogma (1999)
Genocide takes a lot out of him. from Dogma (1999)
Get it? from Dogma (1999)
Get off of me. I wanna see what's up. from Dogma (1999)
Get the fuck out of here, now! from Dogma (1999)
Get your fucking hands off me, you dickless son of a bitch! from Dogma (1999)
Give her time. from Dogma (1999)
Give over! I couldn't **** you if I wanted to. Angels are ill equipped. from Dogma (1999)
Glad you decided to join the conversation. from Dogma (1999)
Go ahead, then. Pick it up. Call it a gift. from Dogma (1999)
Go on. It's okay. from Dogma (1999)
Go! Go! Go! from Dogma (1999)
Go. from Dogma (1999)
God hates it when it's referred to as mythology. from Dogma (1999)
God, please, don't come any closer! Don't come any closer! God, no! from Dogma (1999)
God, there's a million things I wish I could ask you... from Dogma (1999)
God's a skeeball fanatic. from Dogma (1999)
God's house? from Dogma (1999)
God's in heaven, and he's... from Dogma (1999)
Going around killing people, about to uncase your wings. from Dogma (1999)
Going out in style. from Dogma (1999)
Gonna eat that hash brown? from Dogma (1999)
Good afternoon, Mrs. Reynolds. from Dogma (1999)
Good for you. from Dogma (1999)
Good Lord. from Dogma (1999)
Good morning. from Dogma (1999)
Grigori? from Dogma (1999)
Guess that's why I got talked into this pilgrimage. from Dogma (1999)
Guess this means no more cheating on my taxes. from Dogma (1999)
Guess what they do. from Dogma (1999)
Gum? from Dogma (1999)
Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know. from Dogma (1999)
Had we been given free will, we could choose to ignore the pain like they do. from Dogma (1999)
Hand it over, Silent Bob. from Dogma (1999)
Hang on a minute. from Dogma (1999)
Have you walked through the arch yet? from Dogma (1999)
He assumes a human form once a month and indulges. from Dogma (1999)
He begged me to take it all back. from Dogma (1999)
He came to help us out. from Dogma (1999)
He can be pretty flaky sometimes, but we have a lot in common. from Dogma (1999)
He can't keep us out anymore. from Dogma (1999)
He could. But he'd rather see you take care of this one personally. from Dogma (1999)
He could've been killed. Human form does have that drawback. from Dogma (1999)
He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. from Dogma (1999)
He gave them a choice. from Dogma (1999)
He gave them more than he ever gave us. from Dogma (1999)
He just snapped. from Dogma (1999)
He lacks identification... from Dogma (1999)
He likes to listen to people talk. from Dogma (1999)
He made this flick Sixteen Candles. Not bad. from Dogma (1999)
He realized who you were and what you were gonna have to do. from Dogma (1999)
He remained in the middle, waiting to see who came out victorious. from Dogma (1999)
He said he felt sorry for you people. from Dogma (1999)
He said it himself: I'm a fucking demon. from Dogma (1999)
He said mankind got it all wrong... from Dogma (1999)
He said that faith is like a glass of water. from Dogma (1999)
He was a booster, and it's with that take on our Lord in mind... from Dogma (1999)
He was kicked out. from Dogma (1999)
He's always referred to as him. from Dogma (1999)
He's back. from Dogma (1999)
He's been at it for a while now. from Dogma (1999)
He's got a great sense of humor. from Dogma (1999)
He's grown weary of your superficial faith. from Dogma (1999)
He's the fucking undead! Cut his head off! from Dogma (1999)
He's turned a deaf ear to your lip service prayers. from Dogma (1999)
Heaven became divided into two factions... from Dogma (1999)
Heavens. from Dogma (1999)
Hell, no. And I was in my prime. from Dogma (1999)
Hello. We'd like two tickets to New Jersey, please. from Dogma (1999)
Hence all the spitting. from Dogma (1999)
Her legs. from Dogma (1999)
Her. And how? from Dogma (1999)
Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true god! from Dogma (1999)
Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true god! from Dogma (1999)
Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true... from Dogma (1999)
Here's what I don't get about you. from Dogma (1999)
Hey, Big Bird! from Dogma (1999)
Hey, man, back in the old days with J.C., we used to walk everywhere. from Dogma (1999)
Hey, they're getting a free show! Let me see that shit! from Dogma (1999)
Hey! What I just did gave me a fucking migraine! from Dogma (1999)
Hey! What say we watch a little TV? from Dogma (1999)
Hey. from Dogma (1999)
Hey. Where'd you come from? from Dogma (1999)
Hit a demon with an instrument of God, the pure side will do the most damage. from Dogma (1999)
Hit me with that fish? from Dogma (1999)
Hit this shit, man. It's good stuff. from Dogma (1999)
Holy shit, it's the pope. from Dogma (1999)
Holy shit! Silent Bob's an instrument of God? from Dogma (1999)
Holy shit. The apostle. from Dogma (1999)
Hook them while they're young. from Dogma (1999)
How about tequila? from Dogma (1999)
How about you? When did you lose your faith? from Dogma (1999)
How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this? from Dogma (1999)
How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this? from Dogma (1999)
How did I...? from Dogma (1999)
How did you know she was listening in the first place? from Dogma (1999)
How do you know about that, the angels? from Dogma (1999)
How do you know...? How does she know Metatron? from Dogma (1999)
How long would it take to come to grips with something that huge? from Dogma (1999)
How so? from Dogma (1999)
How you coping, kid? from Dogma (1999)
How'd you meet? from Dogma (1999)
However, if you should decide to stop being selfish... from Dogma (1999)
Human, have you ever been to hell? from Dogma (1999)
Humans have besmirched everything he's bestowed on them. from Dogma (1999)
Hypocrites, charlatans... from Dogma (1999)
I ain't got time to win you a prize. We gotta get to the fucking. from Dogma (1999)
I ain't got time to win you a prize. We gotta get to the fucking. from Dogma (1999)
I already did, but it takes two of us! from Dogma (1999)
I always knew that thing was a bad idea. from Dogma (1999)
I am a seraphim. from Dogma (1999)
I am so buzzed. from Dogma (1999)
I am to charge you with a holy crusade. from Dogma (1999)
I beg your pardon? from Dogma (1999)
I beg your pardon? from Dogma (1999)
I beg your pardon. from Dogma (1999)
I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes. from Dogma (1999)
I call it being dumped. from Dogma (1999)
I can inspire anyone I meet and give out a zillion and nine ideas a second... from Dogma (1999)
I can see the headlines now... from Dogma (1999)
I can't believe this shit. from Dogma (1999)
I can't believe you forgot the magazine. from Dogma (1999)
I can't do this anymore. from Dogma (1999)
I can't read this. from Dogma (1999)
I can't wait to die. from Dogma (1999)
I cannot even mention them aloud. from Dogma (1999)
I could have been knee deep in shepherds' daughters... from Dogma (1999)
I didn't ask you out for sex. from Dogma (1999)
I died. from Dogma (1999)
I don't buy it. from Dogma (1999)
I don't know those kids, but they would have kicked yours... from Dogma (1999)
I don't know what I was thinking in that diner... from Dogma (1999)
I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says... from Dogma (1999)
I don't know what to say or think, except... from Dogma (1999)
I don't know why I still go, Liz. from Dogma (1999)
I don't suppose it's much different from killing a human. from Dogma (1999)
I don't think a killing spree is gonna make things better for us. from Dogma (1999)
I don't think I have any faith left. from Dogma (1999)
I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi... from Dogma (1999)
I feel so stupid... from Dogma (1999)
I fell in love with you! We fell in love with you! from Dogma (1999)
I forgot you were down here. How long now? from Dogma (1999)
I gave my two weeks' notice, got a body, 50 bucks... from Dogma (1999)
I guess I'm supposed to talk them out of it or something. from Dogma (1999)
I guess we're gonna have to try and kill them. from Dogma (1999)
I had planned to have a family... from Dogma (1999)
I had something in my eye. from Dogma (1999)
I had to do all the work. from Dogma (1999)
I had to tell him. from Dogma (1999)
I had to tell this little boy that he was God's only son... from Dogma (1999)
I hate it when people need it spelled out for them. from Dogma (1999)
I hate thoughts like that. from Dogma (1999)
I hate you. from Dogma (1999)
I have issues with those who treat God like a burden instead of a blessing... from Dogma (1999)
I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the throne. from Dogma (1999)
I have to get back to the pit before they get suspicious. from Dogma (1999)
I haven't seen the moron twins in a while. How about you? from Dogma (1999)
I haven't seen you... You look terrific. from Dogma (1999)
I hope you're the skeeball type. from Dogma (1999)
I just love it. I love to keep those guys on their toes. from Dogma (1999)
I just wanted to go home. from Dogma (1999)
I kept talking... from Dogma (1999)
I know what I'm doing. from Dogma (1999)
I know. I'm the last scion. from Dogma (1999)
I like that. from Dogma (1999)
I mean, even if that were the case, which it's not... from Dogma (1999)
I mean, you heard the guy. He said there are consequences. from Dogma (1999)
I might have to take you down. from Dogma (1999)
I need you three... from Dogma (1999)
I never told anybody about that. from Dogma (1999)
I rained down sulfur, man. There's a subtle difference. from Dogma (1999)
I really enjoyed meeting you. from Dogma (1999)
I remember eating meat on a Friday used to be a hell worthy trespass. from Dogma (1999)
I remember when all we had for breakfast was fish and goat's milk. from Dogma (1999)
I repeat, men with huge fucking wings... from Dogma (1999)
I repeat, this is not a drill. from Dogma (1999)
I said I was coming up on a routine possession. from Dogma (1999)
I said, whose house? from Dogma (1999)
I suggest you take the princess and get as far away as possible. from Dogma (1999)
I tapped her because I thought we'd be able to smoke out whoever's behind it. from Dogma (1999)
I think God is dead. from Dogma (1999)
I think I should go home, take some Percosets and lay down. from Dogma (1999)
I think I'm now burdened with an overabundance. from Dogma (1999)
I think not. from Dogma (1999)
I think that our best course of action... from Dogma (1999)
I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point. from Dogma (1999)
I used to specialize in entertainment. from Dogma (1999)
I wanna hit them. from Dogma (1999)
I was an artist, stupid! from Dogma (1999)
I was close. from Dogma (1999)
I was inspiration! from Dogma (1999)
I was like: from Dogma (1999)
I was on the phone with my mother... from Dogma (1999)
I was trying to find you to tell you I figured out who was behind all this. from Dogma (1999)
I was... from Dogma (1999)
I was... I was so angry with her. from Dogma (1999)
I went to church. from Dogma (1999)
I wish they could all feel that way more often. from Dogma (1999)
I wouldn't suggest that. from Dogma (1999)
I wouldn't want to let the family down, now, would I? from Dogma (1999)
I'd also like to acknowledge this great state's governor, Elizabeth Dalton... from Dogma (1999)
I'd be pissed, but in a couple minutes it's not gonna matter anyway. from Dogma (1999)
I'd give anything to feel that way again. from Dogma (1999)
I'd rather not exist than go back to that. from Dogma (1999)
I'd say there's a pretty good chance. Rufus, we're to be liquidated? from Dogma (1999)
I'll do it. from Dogma (1999)
I'll hold true in heaven. from Dogma (1999)
I'll keep that in mind. from Dogma (1999)
I'll let you in on something, Bethany, it's something I've never told anyone. from Dogma (1999)
I'll see you. from Dogma (1999)
I'll take head. from Dogma (1999)
I'll take this one. from Dogma (1999)
I'll tell you where. from Dogma (1999)
I'll try to get something out of poopy boy here. from Dogma (1999)
I'm a muse, stupid. from Dogma (1999)
I'm an important man with important matters that demand my attention... from Dogma (1999)
I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. from Dogma (1999)
I'm confused. from Dogma (1999)
I'm from the EPA. from Dogma (1999)
I'm going back to Jersey and starting the business again. from Dogma (1999)
I'm going back to Wisconsin. from Dogma (1999)
I'm going to this church in New Jersey. from Dogma (1999)
I'm gonna have to start by apologizing. from Dogma (1999)
I'm gonna have to summon the Golgothan. from Dogma (1999)
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob. from Dogma (1999)
I'm mainly here to correct a major error you've been basing the faith on. from Dogma (1999)
I'm not gonna tell. I wanna see how boned up on the job you are. from Dogma (1999)
I'm pissed off is what I am. from Dogma (1999)
I'm pregnant? from Dogma (1999)
I'm soaked and she's the one that's surly. That's rich. from Dogma (1999)
I'm sorry, old friend, but you lost the faith. from Dogma (1999)
I'm sorry. from Dogma (1999)
I'm starving. Back off, Kato. from Dogma (1999)
I'm sure you get it all the time, but how many chances like this will I get? from Dogma (1999)
I'm talking about raining down fire and brimstone, punishing the wicked. from Dogma (1999)
I'm telling you, man, this ceremony's a big mistake. from Dogma (1999)
I'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit. from Dogma (1999)
I'm trying to keep our profile low. from Dogma (1999)
I've become aware of the repercussions. from Dogma (1999)
I've been dreaming about this for five years. Read that. from Dogma (1999)
I've gone to church my whole life and never heard of Rufus, the 13th apostle. from Dogma (1999)
If anything else comes up, I'll contact you. from Dogma (1999)
If he tells me something, I'll let you know. from Dogma (1999)
If he was, he'd have made his move by now to conquer Heaven. from Dogma (1999)
If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. from Dogma (1999)
If I had the power... from Dogma (1999)
If I'm wrong, which I'm not, it's not gonna matter. from Dogma (1999)
If it's closed that day, those guys can't get blessed or whatever, right? from Dogma (1999)
If only they knew your tithing came from a Planned Parenthood check. from Dogma (1999)
If only they'd let us jerk off, you know? from Dogma (1999)
If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds. from Dogma (1999)
If that's true, why did he get written about and you were left out? from Dogma (1999)
If the whole world's gonna end, you said you'd fuck me. from Dogma (1999)
If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it? from Dogma (1999)
If they get in, they will have reversed God's decree. from Dogma (1999)
If they pass through that arch, they're clean. from Dogma (1999)
If this is so major, why are you talking to me? from Dogma (1999)
If we die with clean souls, they can't keep us out. from Dogma (1999)
If we're not gonna fuck, then what the fuck did you ask us out for? from Dogma (1999)
If your enemies know where you are, then don't be there. from Dogma (1999)
Imagine you're a 12 year old boy. from Dogma (1999)
Imprisoned in a body. from Dogma (1999)
In a manner of speaking. Two of them. from Dogma (1999)
In every room? from Dogma (1999)
In that highly unlikely situation? from Dogma (1999)
In the bed that you and your wife share, no less. from Dogma (1999)
In the Bible, Jesus suddenly goes from age 12 to 30. Twelve to 30. from Dogma (1999)
In the three years I followed his ass around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? from Dogma (1999)
Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania... from Dogma (1999)
Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass? from Dogma (1999)
Is that so? from Dogma (1999)
Is the kickoff of a new campaign... from Dogma (1999)
Is this why I had to come down here and miss my fucking cartoons? from Dogma (1999)
It doesn't have that wrath of the Almighty edge to it. from Dogma (1999)
It doesn't take a muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets. from Dogma (1999)
It gives me time to balance my checkbook every week. from Dogma (1999)
It stinks. from Dogma (1999)
It was fucked up. from Dogma (1999)
It was something you had to come to gradually. from Dogma (1999)
It wasn't just Christ. The Romans crucified everyone there. from Dogma (1999)
It's a lot more compact than the flaming sword... from Dogma (1999)
It's been a while since physics but I would think... from Dogma (1999)
It's dogmatic law. If the Church says it's so, God must adhere. from Dogma (1999)
It's from renegade angels that have been stuck on Earth since the plagues. from Dogma (1999)
It's impossible. If we cut off our wings... from Dogma (1999)
It's just this thing I have to do. from Dogma (1999)
It's not a joint. from Dogma (1999)
It's not that simple. from Dogma (1999)
It's too big. from Dogma (1999)
It's unfair to ask a child to shoulder that responsibility... from Dogma (1999)
It's unfair. from Dogma (1999)
It's usually Long Rufus, but it's a little cold out here. You understand. from Dogma (1999)
It's weird. from Dogma (1999)
Jay! from Dogma (1999)
Jeez, this broad asks a lot of questions. from Dogma (1999)
Jersey's pretty far from McHenry. May I ask what brought you here? from Dogma (1999)
Jesus Christ! from Dogma (1999)
Jesus didn't have brothers and sisters. Mary was a virgin. from Dogma (1999)
Jesus wept! from Dogma (1999)
Jesus. You're a Catholic. Can't you talk to them? from Dogma (1999)
Just in time to join us for a drink. from Dogma (1999)
Just something we've been kicking around the office. from Dogma (1999)
Just when I think I have a handle on things... from Dogma (1999)
Just... from Dogma (1999)
Justified. Eager, even. from Dogma (1999)
Keep rolling! Keep rolling! from Dogma (1999)
Kerwood Mandel to car three. Kerwood Mandel to car three. from Dogma (1999)
Kids, playtime with the cardinal is over. from Dogma (1999)
Kind of hard to have a New Testament without him. from Dogma (1999)
Knew him? Shit, ****a owes me 12 bucks. from Dogma (1999)
Knocks strong odors out. from Dogma (1999)
Knowing what you now know doesn't mean you're not who you were. from Dogma (1999)
Ladies and gentlemen, the driving force behind Catholicism Wow! from Dogma (1999)
Ladies and gentlemen... from Dogma (1999)
Lady, look at me. I don't even know where I am half the time. from Dogma (1999)
Last four days on Earth? from Dogma (1999)
Last night was a rerun, which says to me... from Dogma (1999)
Last year, you cheated on your wife of 17 years eight times. from Dogma (1999)
Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence. from Dogma (1999)
Leaving me out's okay because you still got 12 white boys to choose from. from Dogma (1999)
Let her go, man. from Dogma (1999)
Let it never be said your anal retentive attention to detail... from Dogma (1999)
Let me get this straight. from Dogma (1999)
Let me get this straight. from Dogma (1999)
Let me go! from Dogma (1999)
Let me guess, 14th apostle, left out of the Bible because she's a woman? from Dogma (1999)
Let me guess. from Dogma (1999)
Let me let you in on a little inside info. from Dogma (1999)
Let's kill people. from Dogma (1999)
Let's say we continue this discussion over a two piece and a biscuit. from Dogma (1999)
Life eternal, a place in God's heaven. from Dogma (1999)
Like I ever drove before. from Dogma (1999)
Like you, Mr. Burton. from Dogma (1999)
Like, why was I so easy to cast aside? from Dogma (1999)
Listen, my advice to you... from Dogma (1999)
Loki! from Dogma (1999)
Loki. from Dogma (1999)
Loki... from Dogma (1999)
Lonely... from Dogma (1999)
Look at them. from Dogma (1999)
Look at this pimp. How'd you get out of hell? from Dogma (1999)
Look at this. from Dogma (1999)
Look, asshole, I don't know if anyone explained the rules to you... from Dogma (1999)
Look, I've gotta go. from Dogma (1999)
Looks like we're in charge of the gang now. from Dogma (1999)
Make yourself useful and give me that towel. from Dogma (1999)
Man, it really looks just like you, doesn't it? from Dogma (1999)
Martin from Dogma (1999)
Mary gave birth to Christ without knowing a man's touch. This is true. from Dogma (1999)
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can do... from Dogma (1999)
May I ask what you're doing in my boardroom? from Dogma (1999)
May I continue uninterrupted? from Dogma (1999)
Maybe we can ask him to shut down the church. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe we could talk this guy Glick into canceling the rededication ceremony. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe we should just leave. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe we should rethink this whole thing. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe you, but definitely not me. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe you're supposed to kill them. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe you're wrong on the slaughter thing. from Dogma (1999)
Maybe, say, 18 years? from Dogma (1999)
Me? I came from heaven. from Dogma (1999)
Meaning? from Dogma (1999)
Meanwhile, I suggest you find an alternate mode of transportation. from Dogma (1999)
Metatron acts as the voice of God. from Dogma (1999)
Metatron, is she...? from Dogma (1999)
Mooby, the Golden Calf. from Dogma (1999)
Mooby, the Golden Calf. from Dogma (1999)
More an arrangement of superstitions... from Dogma (1999)
More importantly, he's also a human being... from Dogma (1999)
More than that, I'm afraid not a one of you... from Dogma (1999)
Morning, shoppers. from Dogma (1999)
Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account... from Dogma (1999)
Mr. Brace disowned his gay son. from Dogma (1999)
Mr. Holtzman okayed the production of Mooby Dolls... from Dogma (1999)
Mr. McGhee, don't make me angry. from Dogma (1999)
Mr. Newman. from Dogma (1999)
Mr. Ray put his mother in a third rate nursing home... from Dogma (1999)
Muse! from Dogma (1999)
My compatriot. from Dogma (1999)
My ex husband sort of screwed up my relationship awareness barometer. from Dogma (1999)
My experience is that the average male is never a man... from Dogma (1999)
My friend has a bit of a penchant for the dramatic. from Dogma (1999)
My friend, because this is humanity at its best. from Dogma (1999)
My friends and I have been traveling all night in hope of talking to you... from Dogma (1999)
My God. I've heard a rant like this before. from Dogma (1999)
Neither are we. You don't hear us bitching and moaning. from Dogma (1999)
Neither did he. from Dogma (1999)
Neither you nor any other influence short of the hand of God himself... from Dogma (1999)
Never heard of it. from Dogma (1999)
New Jersey? from Dogma (1999)
New Jersey. Rededication ceremony is in four days. from Dogma (1999)
Nice. from Dogma (1999)
Nice. from Dogma (1999)
No denomination's nailed it yet... from Dogma (1999)
No man of woman born! from Dogma (1999)
No married man kisses his wife like that? Are you stoned? from Dogma (1999)
No married man kisses his wife like that. from Dogma (1999)
No one can take that away from you, not even God. from Dogma (1999)
No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... from Dogma (1999)
No sex. from Dogma (1999)
No ticket. from Dogma (1999)
No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rocking the ganj. from Dogma (1999)
No, but Glick's the kind of asshole who'd bless his clubs for a better game. from Dogma (1999)
No, no, no. from Dogma (1999)
No, no. The trouble's not from us. from Dogma (1999)
No, she hasn't... from Dogma (1999)
No, that was a cardinal. from Dogma (1999)
No, we can't transubstantiate. from Dogma (1999)
No! from Dogma (1999)
No! from Dogma (1999)
No! from Dogma (1999)
No. from Dogma (1999)
No. But I have a good idea. from Dogma (1999)
No. By walking through the archway, all your sins are forgiven. from Dogma (1999)
No. Hey. Hey! from Dogma (1999)
No. I wanna go with you to New Jersey. from Dogma (1999)
No. It never bothered me. from Dogma (1999)
No. No. from Dogma (1999)
Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. from Dogma (1999)
Nobody is fucking me! You got that? from Dogma (1999)
None of you has anything left to fear anymore. from Dogma (1999)
Not born. Shit into existence. from Dogma (1999)
Not one. from Dogma (1999)
Not to mention bicoastal theme parks... from Dogma (1999)
Nothingness. from Dogma (1999)
Now I sit there every Sunday and I feel nothing. from Dogma (1999)
Now I'm up to my ass in Christian mythology. from Dogma (1999)
Now let's start walking. from Dogma (1999)
Now listen closely because this bit's very important. from Dogma (1999)
Now look at him. from Dogma (1999)
Now who's the fucking child? from Dogma (1999)
Now, how about that shit? Fuck this town, man! from Dogma (1999)
Now, how about you start explaining things, like for starters... from Dogma (1999)
Now, I'm not a man of faith, but I'm inclined to agree. from Dogma (1999)
Now, if I remember the protocol correctly... from Dogma (1999)
Now, is there a point to this? from Dogma (1999)
Now, just sit down on the bed and shut up. from Dogma (1999)
Now, let me just tell you a little bit of history about this particular... from Dogma (1999)
Now, now, now. from Dogma (1999)
Now, that's some pretty bad storytelling. from Dogma (1999)
Now, the Carpenter, an obvious reference to Jesus Christ... from Dogma (1999)
Now, we all know how the majority... from Dogma (1999)
Officer McGhee. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude... from Dogma (1999)
Oh, Bartleby. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, believe it, boys. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, bullshit. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, come on! from Dogma (1999)
Oh, come on. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, fuck. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, God, another angel like Metatron. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, God. I'm sorry. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, Jesus! from Dogma (1999)
Oh, my God. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, my God. He's lost it. We're fucked. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, no way! from Dogma (1999)
Oh, no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know... from Dogma (1999)
Oh, no. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, nothing. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, shit! from Dogma (1999)
Oh, the ethereal plains were chaotic with battle. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, the voice of God. Where's the rest of him? from Dogma (1999)
Oh, well, then let's ask the prophets what we should call it instead. from Dogma (1999)
Oh, yeah, right. Kill them. from Dogma (1999)
Oh. Do you two live together? from Dogma (1999)
Oh. Those weren't tits I saw Jay cozying up to? from Dogma (1999)
Okay, I'm sure. from Dogma (1999)
Okay. from Dogma (1999)
Okay. from Dogma (1999)
Okay. Well, it's a good thing you were never... from Dogma (1999)
Once he's done with the firstborn... from Dogma (1999)
Once we're back in, he'll just forgive and forget. from Dogma (1999)
One day God just stopped listening. from Dogma (1999)
One of the choirs of angels. They're called Watchers. from Dogma (1999)
One of the drawbacks to being a martyr is that you have to die. from Dogma (1999)
One of the last sacred promises imparted to Peter, the first pope... from Dogma (1999)
One side, Red. from Dogma (1999)
One time we were at the mall, we tied Tubby to the ceiling... from Dogma (1999)
Only after everything you've seen... from Dogma (1999)
Only place you can go for a good tequila. from Dogma (1999)
Or you'll do what exactly? from Dogma (1999)
Orders are to terminate you on sight. from Dogma (1999)
Organized religion destroys who we are... from Dogma (1999)
Our expulsion from paradise. from Dogma (1999)
Ours was designed to be a life of servitude and worship... from Dogma (1999)
Out of all the people on the goddamn planet, why was I tapped? from Dogma (1999)
Outstanding work! from Dogma (1999)
Over the bar! Come on! from Dogma (1999)
Pardon? from Dogma (1999)
People die for it. People kill for it. from Dogma (1999)
People find the Bible obtuse... from Dogma (1999)
Pick that up. from Dogma (1999)
Please! Please! from Dogma (1999)
Please! What about the Church's silent consent of the slave trade? from Dogma (1999)
Plenary indulgence. from Dogma (1999)
Powerless to stop the inevitable. from Dogma (1999)
Probably hell too. from Dogma (1999)
Prophets. from Dogma (1999)
Prophets. Two of them. from Dogma (1999)
Quit killing people. That's high profile. from Dogma (1999)
Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there? from Dogma (1999)
Read that book again. from Dogma (1999)
Ready for the counting game? from Dogma (1999)
Really? from Dogma (1999)
Really? from Dogma (1999)
Really. Are you so clueless as to think you can just waltz back into heaven? from Dogma (1999)
Remember that seminary student I tried to set you up with? from Dogma (1999)
Remember, we're working in a time frame here. from Dogma (1999)
Remind me to try the water to wine thing at my next party. from Dogma (1999)
Right there. Right there. There's one. from Dogma (1999)
Right. from Dogma (1999)
Rufus, I want you to meet my new friend Barry. from Dogma (1999)
Rufus. from Dogma (1999)
Run's house from Dogma (1999)
Run's house from Dogma (1999)
Run's house Say what? from Dogma (1999)
Sanctifying is just one of the fringe benefits. from Dogma (1999)
Save it, lady. Five minutes ago you were aching to top me off. from Dogma (1999)
Saving it! from Dogma (1999)
Scion or not... from Dogma (1999)
See those two? from Dogma (1999)
See, don't let your sympathies get the best of you. from Dogma (1999)
See, in the beginning it was just us and him, angels and God. from Dogma (1999)
See, padre, it goes down like this. from Dogma (1999)
See, that's beautiful. from Dogma (1999)
See, they got tossed out of heaven... from Dogma (1999)
See, your exploits, no matter how inane... from Dogma (1999)
Sex is a joke in heaven? from Dogma (1999)
Sex, for example. There's nothing funnier... from Dogma (1999)
She can make you better, stronger, faster. from Dogma (1999)
She can rebuild you. from Dogma (1999)
She had a thing for dark meat. from Dogma (1999)
She had a thing for dark meat. from Dogma (1999)
She has the technology. from Dogma (1999)
She killed herself three months later. from Dogma (1999)
She's already met the prophets... from Dogma (1999)
She's fucking pissed, dude. She's never gonna fuck us now. from Dogma (1999)
She's not really anything. from Dogma (1999)
She's something, all right. from Dogma (1999)
Shit, no! Me and Silent Bob are pro choice. from Dogma (1999)
Shit. from Dogma (1999)
Since its inception, has spawned two theatrical films... from Dogma (1999)
Sixteen Candles John Hughes? from Dogma (1999)
Smoke that motherfucker like it ain't no thing! from Dogma (1999)
Snoogans. Did you see that shit, man? from Dogma (1999)
Snootch to the motherfucking nootch! from Dogma (1999)
So after the fallen were banished to hell... from Dogma (1999)
So for their insolence... from Dogma (1999)
So I opted to quit being a muse and write for myself. from Dogma (1999)
So I studied the religions and waited for my opportunity to present itself... from Dogma (1999)
So if they come out, nobody touches them. from Dogma (1999)
So if you don't pipe down, I'm gonna yank your sac off like a paper towel. from Dogma (1999)
So Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him. from Dogma (1999)
So one day, Loki's wiping out all the firstborn of Egypt... from Dogma (1999)
So that would make Bethany part black? from Dogma (1999)
So we collected some money we were owed and caught a bus. from Dogma (1999)
So what? They beat the system. Good for them. from Dogma (1999)
So why are you heading to New Jersey? from Dogma (1999)
So you fudge a few facts, you put a spin on his ethnicity. from Dogma (1999)
So you looking to help out in some way, I take it? from Dogma (1999)
So you might wanna take good care of yourself. from Dogma (1999)
So you went to heaven? from Dogma (1999)
So you were an artist. from Dogma (1999)
So, what do we do now? from Dogma (1999)
So, what's up? You have a friend for Silent Bob, or you gonna do us both? from Dogma (1999)
So? They're kissing. from Dogma (1999)
So... from Dogma (1999)
Some fuck named John Hughes. from Dogma (1999)
Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get grosses up on that piece of shit. from Dogma (1999)
Someone has clued them in to a loophole in Catholic dogma... from Dogma (1999)
Someone knew enough... from Dogma (1999)
Sometimes I wish I'd just stayed home. from Dogma (1999)
Soon a cadre of police will arrive... from Dogma (1999)
Speaking of which, you're awfully nude. from Dogma (1999)
Stand back. from Dogma (1999)
Still thinking only about yourself... from Dogma (1999)
Stop a couple angels from entering and thus negating all existence. from Dogma (1999)
Stop a couple of angels from entering... from Dogma (1999)
Stubbed my fucking... from Dogma (1999)
Sweet Christ, somebody wants you bad! from Dogma (1999)
Sweet Jesus, Azrael! Why? from Dogma (1999)
Sweet Jesus! Do you have to use the whole can? from Dogma (1999)
Take a shot. from Dogma (1999)
Take a step back. from Dogma (1999)
Take care of that parcel for us. from Dogma (1999)
Take it easy, Bartleby. Just let her go. from Dogma (1999)
Take the bartender's car. He won't need it. from Dogma (1999)
Take your best fucking shot. from Dogma (1999)
Tell a person you're the Metatron, they stare blankly. from Dogma (1999)
Tell me, do you have air conditioning? from Dogma (1999)
Thank you for... from Dogma (1999)
Thank you, thank you. from Dogma (1999)
Thanks. from Dogma (1999)
That doesn't sound like much of a crusade. from Dogma (1999)
That guy doesn't know that the girl cheated on him while she was away. from Dogma (1999)
That guy they won't take off life support, John Doe Jersey. from Dogma (1999)
That I'd like to know who they and you are. from Dogma (1999)
That poem, The Walrus and the Carpenter... from Dogma (1999)
That sounds militant. You thinking ofjoining the other side? from Dogma (1999)
That still kills me, you and church. from Dogma (1999)
That you'll offer us sex as a reward? from Dogma (1999)
That's a fascinating practice. No real doctrine of faith to speak of. from Dogma (1999)
That's it. from Dogma (1999)
That's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol. from Dogma (1999)
That's one way of putting it. from Dogma (1999)
That's sort of sweet. Thanks, guys. from Dogma (1999)
That's the key. Grab the little ones as well. from Dogma (1999)
That's the only thing I couldn't figure out. from Dogma (1999)
That's what he gets for messing with our girlfriend. Cross dressing fuck. from Dogma (1999)
That's what I'm saying. People don't go to church to feel spiritual anymore. from Dogma (1999)
That's what Jesus said. from Dogma (1999)
That's what the good people of Antioch said... from Dogma (1999)
That's what you get, motherfucker. from Dogma (1999)
That's why he is the king... from Dogma (1999)
That's why I'm gonna help stop those angels from getting into that church... from Dogma (1999)
That's why we needed you. from Dogma (1999)
That's why you have to travel incognito. from Dogma (1999)
That's you. from Dogma (1999)
That's... from Dogma (1999)
The 20 year old. The one I could have babysat for in high school. from Dogma (1999)
The archbishop of the Trenton diocese has disputed the state's decision... from Dogma (1999)
The big one, though, is the factioning of all the religions. from Dogma (1999)
The blood that flows through your veins... from Dogma (1999)
The brother is gonna shred them with his angel be good special... from Dogma (1999)
The Catholic Church does not make mistakes. from Dogma (1999)
The Christ bitch will join you. from Dogma (1999)
The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs. from Dogma (1999)
The desired result is that the individual will feel those effects. from Dogma (1999)
The dining car will be closing in five minutes. Thank you. from Dogma (1999)
The girl in the P.J.'s! from Dogma (1999)
The Golgothan shit demon, hell's chief assassin. from Dogma (1999)
The highest choir of angels. from Dogma (1999)
The hill where Christ was crucified? from Dogma (1999)
The Illinois Chapter of the Right to Life Foundation... from Dogma (1999)
The incorporation of this new data into who you are. from Dogma (1999)
The lesson must be taught. from Dogma (1999)
The little stoner's got a point. from Dogma (1999)
The Lord has a fancy for the game. He's been playing it for years. from Dogma (1999)
The major sins never change. from Dogma (1999)
The man was right about you. from Dogma (1999)
The message is what counts. from Dogma (1999)
The muse? from Dogma (1999)
The nature of God and the virgin birth, those are leaps of faith. from Dogma (1999)
The one about the kid by himself in his house... from Dogma (1999)
The one who speaks... from Dogma (1999)
The only X factor was the involvement of the last scion here. from Dogma (1999)
The other one... from Dogma (1999)
The people that held the pens added their own perspective... from Dogma (1999)
The rededication of St. Michael's Church... from Dogma (1999)
The remainder of the crowd have dropped to their knees... from Dogma (1999)
The same amount of liquid doesn't fill it. from Dogma (1999)
The scion, I imagine! from Dogma (1999)
The sign of a true Catholic. from Dogma (1999)
The Tenth Plague. from Dogma (1999)
The thing I don't get is, I mean... from Dogma (1999)
The train. I'll call for reservations. from Dogma (1999)
The tubby, coat wearing motherfucker's got tits. from Dogma (1999)
The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too. from Dogma (1999)
The whole book's gender biased. from Dogma (1999)
Then he created humans. from Dogma (1999)
Then it hits me. We could live like phat rats... from Dogma (1999)
Then this failed experiment called existence... from Dogma (1999)
Then what happened? from Dogma (1999)
Then you need to go back to church and ask God for a third option. from Dogma (1999)
There is no Shermer in Illinois. from Dogma (1999)
There's all that macho bullshit about it being this man's army. from Dogma (1999)
There's gonna be a world of trouble if tomorrow's ceremony goes forward. from Dogma (1999)
There's just one thing I think we gotta do before we leave. from Dogma (1999)
There's more to this than we thought of. from Dogma (1999)
There's tits in it, but no bush. from Dogma (1999)
These guys think that by passing through that archway... from Dogma (1999)
These guys were fakes. from Dogma (1999)
These guys, they think they're renegade angels. from Dogma (1999)
They choose to acknowledge God or choose to ignore him. from Dogma (1999)
They could already be in the church. from Dogma (1999)
They did me once. from Dogma (1999)
They dupe all these oysters into following them... from Dogma (1999)
They go to church and feel bored... from Dogma (1999)
They hate me more than you, no doubt. from Dogma (1999)
They think of us as a passé, archaic institution. from Dogma (1999)
They were favored best among all his endeavors... from Dogma (1999)
They were given paradise, they threw it away. from Dogma (1999)
They were given this planet, they destroyed it. from Dogma (1999)
They were offered up as a sacrifice to the god of ecumenical politics. from Dogma (1999)
They won't be killed. from Dogma (1999)
They'll stop at nothing to prevent it. from Dogma (1999)
They're trying to get back into heaven. from Dogma (1999)
They're trying... from Dogma (1999)
Things are getting too intense in here. from Dogma (1999)
Think someone threw him out a plane with a message on him... from Dogma (1999)
This from the guy who still owes me 10 bucks over that bet... from Dogma (1999)
This girl's no woman. from Dogma (1999)
This guy's fucking drunker than hell. from Dogma (1999)
This has gone too far. from Dogma (1999)
This is gonna sound really bad. I can't believe I'm even thinking about this... from Dogma (1999)
This is huge. Your reentry is a thorn in a lot of sides. from Dogma (1999)
This is just eons of repression getting purged. from Dogma (1999)
This is the last scion. from Dogma (1999)
This is where he's at, St. Michael's Hospital. from Dogma (1999)
This thing has a papal sanction... from Dogma (1999)
This thing. from Dogma (1999)
This woman has to stop two angels from entering a church. from Dogma (1999)
This... from Dogma (1999)
Three years this August. from Dogma (1999)
To hell with him. from Dogma (1999)
To prove him wrong... from Dogma (1999)
To save these poor schmucks? from Dogma (1999)
To say the least. from Dogma (1999)
Today's second collection will be donated... from Dogma (1999)
Took all the flavor out of the remaining years. We gotta go. from Dogma (1999)
True, she's a Protestant, but we're not gonna hold that against her. from Dogma (1999)
Try it on. from Dogma (1999)
Two thirds of me wants to forget about this and go home. from Dogma (1999)
Two, even! from Dogma (1999)
Unfortunately, yes. from Dogma (1999)
Very basic strategy. from Dogma (1999)
Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. from Dogma (1999)
Wait a minute. Are you protestors? from Dogma (1999)
Wait a second! from Dogma (1999)
Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that. from Dogma (1999)
Wait. Wait, wait. Kill them? from Dogma (1999)
Wake up! from Dogma (1999)
Walk? Fuck you! Do you know how far we are from anywheres? from Dogma (1999)
Wars, bigotry, televangelism. from Dogma (1999)
Was Wisconsin really that bad? from Dogma (1999)
Wasn't that plan good enough for God? from Dogma (1999)
Watch the living. Especially in the shower. from Dogma (1999)
Wax on, wax off. from Dogma (1999)
We already used that excuse when we killed Christ. from Dogma (1999)
We believe in Jesus Christ, his only son, our Lord... from Dogma (1999)
We call this piece The Fecalator. from Dogma (1999)
We can lay here all comatose like that John Doe Jersey bastard over there... from Dogma (1999)
We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. from Dogma (1999)
We find a way back and you wanna jeopardize that... from Dogma (1999)
We gotta get moving. How can we get to Jersey? from Dogma (1999)
We just saved your ass, and you're just gonna take off. from Dogma (1999)
We need a lot of drinks. from Dogma (1999)
We need drinks. from Dogma (1999)
We really appreciate you seeing us so late in the day, Your Eminence. from Dogma (1999)
We saved your ass from some angry fucking dwarves... from Dogma (1999)
We went through five Adams before we figured that one out. from Dogma (1999)
We were about to fuck on the carousel and I got sick, started puking. from Dogma (1999)
We were at this wedding in Canaan. And I got drunk and forgot it. from Dogma (1999)
We were awaiting your arrival. from Dogma (1999)
We were sent by him who is called I Am! from Dogma (1999)
We were stationed together. from Dogma (1999)
We won't be angels anymore, but at least we get to go home. from Dogma (1999)
We? from Dogma (1999)
We'd like you to cancel the ceremony. from Dogma (1999)
We'll see. Muse? from Dogma (1999)
We're checking on possible Freon leaks. from Dogma (1999)
We're going home, okay? No matter whose pride it may hurt. from Dogma (1999)
We're going home. from Dogma (1999)
We're going home. from Dogma (1999)
We're gonna pass through your arch thing anyway. from Dogma (1999)
We're here to pick up chicks. from Dogma (1999)
We're in Mexico? from Dogma (1999)
We're on the brink of nonexistence and God's still missing. from Dogma (1999)
We've looked everywhere for him. from Dogma (1999)
Well, fuck that. from Dogma (1999)
Well, he does hate competition. I will say that. from Dogma (1999)
Well, how do I know you're an angel? from Dogma (1999)
Well, I guess I don't. from Dogma (1999)
Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender. from Dogma (1999)
Well, I know I'd perceive the person sent to kill me as an enemy. from Dogma (1999)
Well, now please rise for the recession of faith. from Dogma (1999)
Well, thanks for being out here so late. from Dogma (1999)
Well, that's not how I wrote it. from Dogma (1999)
Well, the point is, he told me something. from Dogma (1999)
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like. from Dogma (1999)
Well, then, you ready to go back, apostle? from Dogma (1999)
Well, there you have it. from Dogma (1999)
Well, what do I know about shifting? from Dogma (1999)
Well, you know what that means, don't you? from Dogma (1999)
Well, you're half right. from Dogma (1999)
Well... from Dogma (1999)
Well... from Dogma (1999)
Were he to be killed in human form... from Dogma (1999)
Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode. from Dogma (1999)
Weren't we just in the woods? What are we doing here now? from Dogma (1999)
What about my plans? from Dogma (1999)
What about sex? from Dogma (1999)
What about us? from Dogma (1999)
What are you doing stripping? from Dogma (1999)
What are you doing? from Dogma (1999)
What are you, some kind of fucking chicken? from Dogma (1999)
What better way to repent than by resuming the position I once denied... from Dogma (1999)
What did you say? from Dogma (1999)
What did you tell him, to hit me with the golf club? from Dogma (1999)
What do we do now about Bartleby and Loki? from Dogma (1999)
What do we need? from Dogma (1999)
What do you think? from Dogma (1999)
What do you want with me? from Dogma (1999)
What does that mean? Since when am I supposed to kill anybody? from Dogma (1999)
What exactly brought you to Illlinois? from Dogma (1999)
What gear are you in? from Dogma (1999)
What just happened? from Dogma (1999)
What the fuck do you want from me? from Dogma (1999)
What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fucking nuts? from Dogma (1999)
What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some... from Dogma (1999)
What the fuck is this shit? from Dogma (1999)
What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking? from Dogma (1999)
What the fuck? from Dogma (1999)
What the hell are you babbling about? from Dogma (1999)
What the hell are you doing? from Dogma (1999)
What the hell's an apostle? from Dogma (1999)
What then, hell? Fuck that. from Dogma (1999)
What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: from Dogma (1999)
What up? from Dogma (1999)
What was the result? from Dogma (1999)
What work did you do? You lit a few fires. from Dogma (1999)
What, aside from the fiery entrance and the expansive wingspan? from Dogma (1999)
What, I fall asleep and everyone takes off? from Dogma (1999)
What, like steady? You wanna be my girlfriend? from Dogma (1999)
What, these? from Dogma (1999)
What? from Dogma (1999)
What? from Dogma (1999)
What? More angels? from Dogma (1999)
Whatever you hold true on Earth... from Dogma (1999)
When actually... from Dogma (1999)
When are you going to New Jersey? from Dogma (1999)
When do you think you lost your faith? from Dogma (1999)
When Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed... from Dogma (1999)
When some quiet little infection destroyed my uterus, where was God? from Dogma (1999)
When the waters wiped out everything except Noah and his menagerie... from Dogma (1999)
When you do it, you're thinking about guys. from Dogma (1999)
When you were 5, you let a kid from next door piss in your hand. from Dogma (1999)
When you're young, the glass is little, so it's easy to fill. from Dogma (1999)
Whenever we were going on about unimportant shit... from Dogma (1999)
Where are the volumes of text dealing with the missing 18 years? from Dogma (1999)
Where are they? from Dogma (1999)
Where are you going? from Dogma (1999)
Where did those two assholes go? from Dogma (1999)
Where is this church we have to go to? from Dogma (1999)
Where the hell are we? from Dogma (1999)
Where the hell is everybody? I wake up and... from Dogma (1999)
Where was his infinite fucking patience then? from Dogma (1999)
Where was she? from Dogma (1999)
Where were you yesterday? We went to brunch. from Dogma (1999)
Where? from Dogma (1999)
Which means he's human now. from Dogma (1999)
Which ruins it for the rest of us because from that day forward... from Dogma (1999)
While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith... from Dogma (1999)
White folks only wanna hear the good shit: from Dogma (1999)
Who fucking farted? from Dogma (1999)
Who sent you? from Dogma (1999)
Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you doing in my room? from Dogma (1999)
Who the hell do you think you are, lady? from Dogma (1999)
Whoever sent this might send more. from Dogma (1999)
Whose house Say what? from Dogma (1999)
Whose house? from Dogma (1999)
Why are we enemies? from Dogma (1999)
Why are we here? from Dogma (1999)
Why couldn't we stay on the train? You threw those guys off. from Dogma (1999)
Why didn't you tell me? from Dogma (1999)
Why do you feel the need to come to this place all the time? from Dogma (1999)
Why doesn't God do something about it? from Dogma (1999)
Why doesn't God speak for himself? from Dogma (1999)
Why don't I just get off at the next stop! from Dogma (1999)
Why don't we just ask this guy to close the church? from Dogma (1999)
Why don't you name the kid after me? from Dogma (1999)
Why don't you seize yours? from Dogma (1999)
Why else would they be here unless they like to fuck? from Dogma (1999)
Why me? from Dogma (1999)
Why me? from Dogma (1999)
Why should we fall victim to gravity when we can just as easily rise above? from Dogma (1999)
Why the fuck did you hug my head? from Dogma (1999)
Why? from Dogma (1999)
Why? from Dogma (1999)
Why? What are you trying to prove? from Dogma (1999)
Why?! from Dogma (1999)
Wisconsin... from Dogma (1999)
With the exception of Miss Pryce here... from Dogma (1999)
Women are bigger antagonists than Egyptians and Romans combined. from Dogma (1999)
Would you...? from Dogma (1999)
Writer's block. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah, all white boys, I might add. But no mention of me, Rufus. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah, but you heard of the other 12 apostles. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah, it's Rufus. And yeah, I'm fine. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah, sure. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah, you're bad, dude. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah? She's a slut. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah. from Dogma (1999)
Yeah. So you do anal? from Dogma (1999)
Yes, but then why was she tapped? from Dogma (1999)
Yes, we have central air. from Dogma (1999)
Yes, what? from Dogma (1999)
Yes. from Dogma (1999)
Yesterday, I wasn't sure if God even existed. from Dogma (1999)
Yo, get your fucking hand back. from Dogma (1999)
Yo, I heard pregnant women can have sex into their third trimester. from Dogma (1999)
Yo, man, tell me something about me. from Dogma (1999)
Yo, put on Channel 9. Davey and Goliath. from Dogma (1999)
Yo, we should go to Quick Stop. from Dogma (1999)
You all right? Your eyes are kind of... from Dogma (1999)
You and your board are idolaters. from Dogma (1999)
You are just a simple creature. from Dogma (1999)
You are responsible for raising an icon... from Dogma (1999)
You call me, you tell me it's important, you know? from Dogma (1999)
You can imagine how that hurt the Father... from Dogma (1999)
You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus. from Dogma (1999)
You can't go through with this. Azrael was just using you. from Dogma (1999)
You can't just go around breaking people's hearts like that! from Dogma (1999)
You can't talk to me that way anymore. I'm gonna be somebody's mother. from Dogma (1999)
You can't tell from his face, but the rosaries are a dead giveaway. from Dogma (1999)
You did so well. from Dogma (1999)
You did that shit? You're nasty. from Dogma (1999)
You did well, little girl. I knew you'd come around. from Dogma (1999)
You do know what an angel is, don't you? from Dogma (1999)
You do know what's gonna happen if those two jerks enter that church. from Dogma (1999)
You do, don't you, Muse? from Dogma (1999)
You don't mind I lost the wings, do you? from Dogma (1999)
You even had sex with her best friend... from Dogma (1999)
You forgot Mooby Magazine. from Dogma (1999)
You got to stand and read at Sodom and Gomorrah. from Dogma (1999)
You got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party... from Dogma (1999)
You guys wanna hear something sick? from Dogma (1999)
You have an excuse. You're *******. You don't know any better. from Dogma (1999)
You have broken the First Commandment. from Dogma (1999)
You have issues with Catholicism, I take it? from Dogma (1999)
You have to keep reading. from Dogma (1999)
You hit that? from Dogma (1999)
You knew Christ? from Dogma (1999)
You know for a fact that there is a God. from Dogma (1999)
You know how I felt? Righteous. from Dogma (1999)
You know that guy too? That fucking guy. from Dogma (1999)
You know those constitutionals that he likes to take? from Dogma (1999)
You know what the dead do with most of their time? from Dogma (1999)
You know, all I'm saying here is that one of us might need a little nap. from Dogma (1999)
You know, fuck you, man, because time's gonna tell on that one. from Dogma (1999)
You know, here's what I don't get about you. from Dogma (1999)
You know? from Dogma (1999)
You know? I was so close to slitting that bitch's throat. from Dogma (1999)
You lead a good life. from Dogma (1999)
You make it sound like there's some church conspiracy... from Dogma (1999)
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. from Dogma (1999)
You may proceed, mon ami. from Dogma (1999)
You mean those dickheads with signs and pictures of dead babies? from Dogma (1999)
You might want to clarify that. from Dogma (1999)
You missed a bit. from Dogma (1999)
You need a man, if only for 10 minutes. from Dogma (1999)
You need to get laid, Bethany Sloane. from Dogma (1999)
You people don't celebrate your faith, you mourn it. from Dogma (1999)
You really are Just a simple creature. from Dogma (1999)
You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power... from Dogma (1999)
You see that? And I told them to keep a low profile. from Dogma (1999)
You see... from Dogma (1999)
You should know better than anyone here that tits don't make a woman. from Dogma (1999)
You sick, twisted fuck! from Dogma (1999)
You sound like Lucifer, man! You've fucking lost it! from Dogma (1999)
You sound like the man. from Dogma (1999)
You stole the cardinaI's driver? from Dogma (1999)
You think everybody's just trying to get in your knickers. from Dogma (1999)
You think we're lovers? No, no. We're not gay. from Dogma (1999)
You two aren't getting into any trouble, are you? from Dogma (1999)
You want me to call off the ceremony for that. from Dogma (1999)
You wanted your body count. You got it. from Dogma (1999)
You were going to Jersey anyway. All I'm asking is to tag along. from Dogma (1999)
You were martyred? from Dogma (1999)
You were the last scion. from Dogma (1999)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. from Dogma (1999)
You, on the other hand... from Dogma (1999)
You'd have him assault me with a putter? from Dogma (1999)
You'll have support. from Dogma (1999)
You're a pure soul. from Dogma (1999)
You're being offered the chance to play mother to the world... from Dogma (1999)
You're breaking up with us? from Dogma (1999)
You're doing it again. Stop. What did we talk about? from Dogma (1999)
You're getting off light. from Dogma (1999)
You're going to lead me somewhere. from Dogma (1999)
You're gonna burn in hell, you fucking baby killer! from Dogma (1999)
You're his father, you sick fuck. from Dogma (1999)
You're kidding. from Dogma (1999)
You're pregnant? from Dogma (1999)
You're saying having beliefs is a bad thing? from Dogma (1999)
You're suggesting I need to get filled? from Dogma (1999)
You're talking about fucking war on God. from Dogma (1999)
You're told you're God's only son, but more than that, you're God. from Dogma (1999)
You're weak. from Dogma (1999)
You've been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally. from Dogma (1999)
You've done nothing wrong. from Dogma (1999)
Your Eminence, it's not a joke. from Dogma (1999)
Your hard on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating... from Dogma (1999)
Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gotta wake up. from Dogma (1999)
Adultery? Adultery. from Dogma (1999)
All these people! Hey, this wasn't my idea! from Dogma (1999)
Am I right or what? I happen to know the truth. from Dogma (1999)
Bob, get down! Matches! Matches! from Dogma (1999)
But the sink? You've got the divine heritage. from Dogma (1999)
But tomorrow... Tomorrow goes off without a hitch. from Dogma (1999)
Call security, now! Yes, sir. from Dogma (1999)
Did you ever see that flick? Oh, did that suck! from Dogma (1999)
Dude, not all the time. Sorry if I scared you. from Dogma (1999)
Dude! Thanks a lot, baby. from Dogma (1999)
Friend of yours? Is this smelly fuck with us? from Dogma (1999)
Good. Not bad, right? from Dogma (1999)
Has anyone seen the overnights? No, sir. from Dogma (1999)
Have you been there? Once, with a chick. from Dogma (1999)
Hi. Hey. from Dogma (1999)
His mother and father. His brothers and sisters. from Dogma (1999)
His name was Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson. from Dogma (1999)
How am I supposed to do that? Think of something! from Dogma (1999)
How far away is this church? Three towns over, about 10 miles. from Dogma (1999)
Hustler? The Bible! from Dogma (1999)
I have to apologize... Would you knock it off? from Dogma (1999)
I just assumed. Do I come off as gay? from Dogma (1999)
I think. Wait a second. from Dogma (1999)
I used to be an abstract. Now I'm really confused. from Dogma (1999)
I've heard a rant like this before. Don't you do that to me. from Dogma (1999)
Isn't much I don't know about you. I find that hard to believe. from Dogma (1999)
It's bullshit. Bethany. from Dogma (1999)
It's not a matter of pride! Loki, kill the girl. from Dogma (1999)
Kind of like the tobacco industry. Christ, if only we had their numbers. from Dogma (1999)
Let's get out of here. No, wait. from Dogma (1999)
Let's go. Oh, darn it! from Dogma (1999)
lf we're wrong, what religion is right? It's not about who's right or wrong. from Dogma (1999)
Loki! I know. I'm coming. from Dogma (1999)
Nice. But it doesn't matter right now... from Dogma (1999)
Nineteen? Yeah. from Dogma (1999)
No. All right. from Dogma (1999)
None other than. Who is he? from Dogma (1999)
Not the plenary indulgence loophole. You know about that? from Dogma (1999)
Oh, lighten up. I can't believe they wanna kill us. from Dogma (1999)
Really? Why? from Dogma (1999)
Really? You're kidding. from Dogma (1999)
Rufus, grab the gun. Ten steps ahead of you. from Dogma (1999)
Rufus, is it? Yes, Rufus it is. from Dogma (1999)
seeing you people every day on this perfect world he created for you... from Dogma (1999)
She did? Twice. from Dogma (1999)
She means us? No, two other fucking angels. from Dogma (1999)
So he's a muse too? Former muse. from Dogma (1999)
The apostle is here. I noticed. from Dogma (1999)
The apostle. Holy shit! from Dogma (1999)
Then all we have to do is die. Die? I don't wanna die. from Dogma (1999)
These guys are fucking flat leavers. Shut his mouth. from Dogma (1999)
Told you he was the undead. Not the undead. The dead. from Dogma (1999)
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. from Dogma (1999)
Way to go, biggie. Why would you ever carry this? from Dogma (1999)
We can do the next best thing. What's that? from Dogma (1999)
We can talk about this. Bartleby? from Dogma (1999)
We can't touch him! I wasn't. I was gonna shoot his ass. from Dogma (1999)
We creamed them. All right. from Dogma (1999)
We're absolutely fucked! I hear that shit. from Dogma (1999)
Were they sent to hell? Worse. from Dogma (1999)
What am I...? Yeah, I know. from Dogma (1999)
What do you call this shit? Egga Mooby Muffin. from Dogma (1999)
What is that thing? An excremental. from Dogma (1999)
What kind of deity gets kidnapped? Amen to that. from Dogma (1999)
What? Come on. Didn't it ever occur to you... from Dogma (1999)
What? Just do it! from Dogma (1999)
What? Long story. Forget it. from Dogma (1999)
What? To her? from Dogma (1999)
What's he like? God? from Dogma (1999)
What's that? Jesus wasn't white. Jesus was black. from Dogma (1999)
What's with bringing us in here? You're inches from getting caught. from Dogma (1999)
What's your beef with the Bible? For starters, I'm not in it. from Dogma (1999)
Where did that thing come from? Ever heard of Golgotha? from Dogma (1999)
Where is it? Asbury Park, about five miles away. from Dogma (1999)
Who sent the paper? Who cares who sent the paper? from Dogma (1999)
Who? Serendipity. from Dogma (1999)
Whose? God's. from Dogma (1999)
Why don't they kill themselves? It's a mortal sin. from Dogma (1999)
Why not? Everybody is looking for you. from Dogma (1999)
Why would they leave any of it out? Because it's tied in with his family. from Dogma (1999)
Why? He listened to his friend... from Dogma (1999)
will make mention of himself as a prophet. from Dogma (1999)
Wings. Now. I'm feeling a little exposed here. from Dogma (1999)
Worked for Moses. Stay out of this. from Dogma (1999)
You did just say we're going home? Read. from Dogma (1999)
You mean fly? We got wings, right? from Dogma (1999)
You rather hang around here? No. We don't know if we can die. from Dogma (1999)
You said they couldn't be killed. Correction. from Dogma (1999)
You sound like the morning star. You shut your fucking mouth! from Dogma (1999)
You're a pig. Nobody's gonna beat that thing. from Dogma (1999)
You're another angel? Oh, I ain't no angel. from Dogma (1999)
You're saying God's a woman? Was there a doubt in your mind? from Dogma (1999)
...16 records, eight prime time specials... from Dogma (1999)
...a condition which carries two liabilities. from Dogma (1999)
...a Grigori by the name of Bartleby. from Dogma (1999)
...a little known Catholic belief offering all that passes through it... from Dogma (1999)
...a mockup of an individual is subjected... from Dogma (1999)
...a morally clean slate. from Dogma (1999)
...a short life span. from Dogma (1999)
...a tad more habitable... from Dogma (1999)
...about the St. Michael's rededication ceremony. from Dogma (1999)
...about which was gonna be the bigger movie, E. T. or Krush Groove. from Dogma (1999)
...ain't you, homey? from Dogma (1999)
...alone at last. from Dogma (1999)
...an unidentified homeless man who was accosted... from Dogma (1999)
...and a bit warmer? from Dogma (1999)
...and a library of priced to own videocassettes. from Dogma (1999)
...and accept your responsibility... from Dogma (1999)
...and all the penholders were men. from Dogma (1999)
...and Azrael was sent down with the demons... from Dogma (1999)
...and bowing and scraping and adoration. from Dogma (1999)
...and by passing through that arch our sins are forgiven. from Dogma (1999)
...and call you back. from Dogma (1999)
...and gives him the finger. from Dogma (1999)
...and got sent out into the world to make my fortune. from Dogma (1999)
...and he went flying through the air, fucking crashed through the wall. from Dogma (1999)
...and I know Lucifer's pissed because you might make him look bad... from Dogma (1999)
...and I'm looking right at him. from Dogma (1999)
...and I'm ready to kick back and welcome the end of existence... from Dogma (1999)
...and is keeping them quite well hidden... from Dogma (1999)
...and it meant a life of persecution and eventual crucifixion... from Dogma (1999)
...and it's pained me, as I'm sure it must have pained you. from Dogma (1999)
...and lunchbox's asses if I hadn't represented. from Dogma (1999)
...and no one, not you, not even the Almighty himself... from Dogma (1999)
...and now we're supposed to take you somewhere as if we know where it is? from Dogma (1999)
...and severely beaten at the New Jersey Shore last Tuesday... from Dogma (1999)
...and she was trying to counsel me through this... from Dogma (1999)
...and show up two hours in advance. from Dogma (1999)
...and since God is infallible... from Dogma (1999)
...and some of them don't even believe he exists! from Dogma (1999)
...and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar. from Dogma (1999)
...and take one which doesn't involve slaughter. from Dogma (1999)
...and that'd be arrogant of me, I know. from Dogma (1999)
...and the apostle's with them? from Dogma (1999)
...and the media in this country... from Dogma (1999)
...and then paid a kid from the mail room... from Dogma (1999)
...and this very day... from Dogma (1999)
...and thus negating all existence. from Dogma (1999)
...and to ask you to do the same now. from Dogma (1999)
...and transubstantiate to complete human form, we become mortal. from Dogma (1999)
...and used the profits from the sale of her home... from Dogma (1999)
...and visit a small church on a very important day. from Dogma (1999)
...and we get the Jesus freak? from Dogma (1999)
...and we're in that fucked up bar! from Dogma (1999)
...and we've been unable to locate her. from Dogma (1999)
...and when it finally happened I sent the pair an article laced with ideas. from Dogma (1999)
...and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. from Dogma (1999)
...and you're a schmuck. from Dogma (1999)
...and... from Dogma (1999)
...are exploiting that belief... from Dogma (1999)
...are well documented in heaven. from Dogma (1999)
...asking that Catholics all over the country... from Dogma (1999)
...at every turn. from Dogma (1999)
...at the hands of the very people he'd come to enlighten and redeem. from Dogma (1999)
...Bartleby convinces Loki to quit his position... from Dogma (1999)
...be this as well... from Dogma (1999)
...because he has just as much to lose by their return as anybody else. from Dogma (1999)
...because he's in love with this John Hughes guy. from Dogma (1999)
...because it was, survey says... from Dogma (1999)
...because of the Catholic beliefs regarding this plenary indulgence shit. from Dogma (1999)
...because one word from his lips would destroy the boy's human form. from Dogma (1999)
...because that's really all life is, Sister, it's a series of moments. from Dogma (1999)
...because they're all too self righteous to realize... from Dogma (1999)
...because they're just both so relieved to be with one another. from Dogma (1999)
...because when the redhead hooks up with her dream guy... from Dogma (1999)
...because you yearn for the good old days. from Dogma (1999)
...both of faith and of style. from Dogma (1999)
...burglars trying to come in and he fights them off... from Dogma (1999)
...but being that I've decided to go home, and not to New Jersey... from Dogma (1999)
...but funny. from Dogma (1999)
...but I can't keep any for myself. from Dogma (1999)
...but I think I should go with you. from Dogma (1999)
...but if we can let them know the Catholic Church has a little panache... from Dogma (1999)
...but if you succeed everything gets blinked out of existence, even you. from Dogma (1999)
...but incapacitate him in another fashion. from Dogma (1999)
...but it's impressive nonetheless. from Dogma (1999)
...but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. from Dogma (1999)
...but to seek outside assistance in guarding said package. from Dogma (1999)
...but, oh, no, she don't, because it's a PG movie. from Dogma (1999)
...by acting like one and protecting it. from Dogma (1999)
...by succeeding where he's failed. from Dogma (1999)
...by taking a good idea and building a belief structure on it. from Dogma (1999)
...by the Angel of Death, name of Loki. from Dogma (1999)
...by the son of God before he left was: from Dogma (1999)
...destroys one's inner being. from Dogma (1999)
...down the street from your apartment... from Dogma (1999)
...dumped once. from Dogma (1999)
...even God. from Dogma (1999)
...even hokey. from Dogma (1999)
...everything. from Dogma (1999)
...for coming here this morning. from Dogma (1999)
...for the entire span of human history. from Dogma (1999)
...forgotten for that one perfect moment when they get off the plane. from Dogma (1999)
...from a black Jesus, you freak. from Dogma (1999)
...from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe... from Dogma (1999)
...from time to time. from Dogma (1999)
...from, like, a mile away. from Dogma (1999)
...functions solely on one principle: from Dogma (1999)
...God decreed that angels could no longer imbibe alcohol. from Dogma (1999)
...God has a plan. from Dogma (1999)
...great great grandniece of Jesus Christ. from Dogma (1999)
...have laid waste to St. Michael's! from Dogma (1999)
...he always had a smile on his face. from Dogma (1999)
...he couldn't be with a wife who couldn't bear children... from Dogma (1999)
...he has shown them infinite fucking patience... from Dogma (1999)
...he just lost it. from Dogma (1999)
...he obviously represents either Buddha... from Dogma (1999)
...he starts sobbing like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. from Dogma (1999)
...he'd have returned immediately to heaven. from Dogma (1999)
...hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment... from Dogma (1999)
...his favorites, to the whim ofjudgment. from Dogma (1999)
...Holy Bartender. from Dogma (1999)
...Holy Mother Church has decided to retire... from Dogma (1999)
...how am I supposed to stop an angel? from Dogma (1999)
...how did you find us? from Dogma (1999)
...how do you kill an angel, Barry? from Dogma (1999)
...human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity... from Dogma (1999)
...I am the Metatron. from Dogma (1999)
...I assure you, you will all pay for your trespasses... from Dogma (1999)
...I don't know... from Dogma (1999)
...I had nothing to do with that one. from Dogma (1999)
...I just might put in a good word for you too. from Dogma (1999)
...I think I've been a pretty good sport about all this so far. from Dogma (1999)
...I wonder... from Dogma (1999)
...I would have. from Dogma (1999)
...I wouldn't care what the Bible said as long as the message was right. from Dogma (1999)
...identifying this as the fabled apocalypse. from Dogma (1999)
...if he wasn't getting laid? from Dogma (1999)
...if there were gonna be any. from Dogma (1999)
...if they're allowed to enter that church... from Dogma (1999)
...if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. from Dogma (1999)
...in blood. from Dogma (1999)
...in Catholicism. from Dogma (1999)
...in exchange for you helping me with my campaign. from Dogma (1999)
...in that book you put so much stock in. from Dogma (1999)
...is a constant reminder... from Dogma (1999)
...is also responsible for the Lord's whereabouts. from Dogma (1999)
...is an indictment of organized religion. from Dogma (1999)
...is gonna keep this thing from going off without a hitch. from Dogma (1999)
...is gonna make that otherwise. from Dogma (1999)
...is that you have no say in the editorial process. from Dogma (1999)
...is the last scion. from Dogma (1999)
...is to ensure that our parcel is not found. from Dogma (1999)
...is who you are. from Dogma (1999)
...it proves God wrong... from Dogma (1999)
...just because of a grudge against your creator. from Dogma (1999)
...just in time to kill us as we exit the church. from Dogma (1999)
...just saying it. from Dogma (1999)
...just so you could break up with her guilt free... from Dogma (1999)
...kept them cloaked and off heaven's radars. from Dogma (1999)
...l've felt the absence of the divine presence... from Dogma (1999)
...let's leave the nice cardinal alone and go for a ride. from Dogma (1999)
...lies in critical but stable condition in one of that area's hospitals. from Dogma (1999)
...like in Con Air? from Dogma (1999)
...like some Catholics. from Dogma (1999)
...lives shrouded in secrecy, even from one another. from Dogma (1999)
...Loki takes his friend Bartleby out for a post slaughter drink. from Dogma (1999)
...Loki tells God he quits... from Dogma (1999)
...maker of heaven and earth. from Dogma (1999)
...most of it questioning your great plan... from Dogma (1999)
...New Jersey. from Dogma (1999)
...next to soccer. from Dogma (1999)
...no matter how close you may think you are to winning. from Dogma (1999)
...not even for 10 minutes in his entire life span. from Dogma (1999)
...not to be able to tell the son himself... from Dogma (1999)
...not to mention fine ass Mary Magdalene. from Dogma (1999)
...of many revamps the Catholicism Wow! campaign... from Dogma (1999)
...of our Lord, crucified. from Dogma (1999)
...or how blissful he is with his new wife... from Dogma (1999)
...or we can get making with the love. What did you say? from Dogma (1999)
...or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. from Dogma (1999)
...out of fear of some intangible parent figure... from Dogma (1999)
...passes for a decent human being. from Dogma (1999)
...prepare to taste God's wrath. from Dogma (1999)
...prior to your fire fighting episode... from Dogma (1999)
...responsible for the oversights of old. from Dogma (1999)
...right before they stoned my ass. from Dogma (1999)
...right here, until those two idiots pass through that arch. from Dogma (1999)
...shares a chromosome or two at the genetic level... from Dogma (1999)
...she said: from Dogma (1999)
...she's just a human... from Dogma (1999)
...so he just started picking up folk off the road and just dropping them. from Dogma (1999)
...so I dispatched him in a fairly ingenious fashion. from Dogma (1999)
...so if you please... from Dogma (1999)
...something he considers a great injustice. from Dogma (1999)
...sorry for the inconvenience, and goodbye. from Dogma (1999)
...spilling bowel and bladder in the process... from Dogma (1999)
...take this money you've collected for your parish... from Dogma (1999)
...than central air. from Dogma (1999)
...than the ridiculous faces you people make mid coitus. from Dogma (1999)
...thanks to you? from Dogma (1999)
...that following these faiths based on mythological figures... from Dogma (1999)
...that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, Just that you have faith. from Dogma (1999)
...that this Bartleby Loki situation was well within the sphere of his control? from Dogma (1999)
...that though my kind came first... from Dogma (1999)
...that was Loki. from Dogma (1999)
...that was Loki. And he was good at what he did. from Dogma (1999)
...that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. from Dogma (1999)
...that you never reveal all the details of your plan... from Dogma (1999)
...The Buddy Christ. from Dogma (1999)
...the Church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... from Dogma (1999)
...the deciding member on a jury is all I'm saying. from Dogma (1999)
...the faithful and the renegades. from Dogma (1999)
...the great great great great great great great great... from Dogma (1999)
...the great great great great great great great great... from Dogma (1999)
...the most well known of which... from Dogma (1999)
...the pawns are moving into checkmate as we speak. from Dogma (1999)
...the powers will attempt to contact the last scion. from Dogma (1999)
...the prophets finally live up to their titles. from Dogma (1999)
...then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. from Dogma (1999)
...there isn't a decent human being amongst you. from Dogma (1999)
...there was no one dealing, man. from Dogma (1999)
...they can go straight to heaven. from Dogma (1999)
...they'll unmake the world. from Dogma (1999)
...this highly recognizable... from Dogma (1999)
...this... from Dogma (1999)
...to buy an Oriental rug for himself. from Dogma (1999)
...to celebrate their centennial... from Dogma (1999)
...to cover up the truth about Christ. from Dogma (1999)
...to have sex with an 11 year old boy. from Dogma (1999)
...to have sex with her while she was passed out... from Dogma (1999)
...to keep him biologically alive... from Dogma (1999)
...to lay down the sword because I felt sorry for them. from Dogma (1999)
...to prove her wrong... from Dogma (1999)
...to remove the indigent man from life support systems... from Dogma (1999)
...to shuffle her loose the mortal coil. from Dogma (1999)
...to the John Doe Jersey Life Fund. from Dogma (1999)
...to various pokes and prods. from Dogma (1999)
...unless you come clean right now. from Dogma (1999)
...very inebriated... from Dogma (1999)
...view the Catholic Church. from Dogma (1999)
...we can win them back, even get some new ones. from Dogma (1999)
...well, he's the quiet type. from Dogma (1999)
...well, I'm left with no choice... from Dogma (1999)
...what ought to be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus. from Dogma (1999)
...when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. from Dogma (1999)
...where all the honeys are top shelf but all the dudes are whiny pussies. from Dogma (1999)
...where was God? from Dogma (1999)
...whether murder in God's name is okay. from Dogma (1999)
...which draws worship from the Lord. from Dogma (1999)
...which it finally did... from Dogma (1999)
...while you were supposed to be home watching the kids. from Dogma (1999)
...who just got on at the last stop. This is Larry and Barry. from Dogma (1999)
...who wanted nothing more than to play with other children. from Dogma (1999)
...who was raised a carpenter's son, represents Western religions. from Dogma (1999)
...will be holding its biannual softball game... from Dogma (1999)
...will cease to be. from Dogma (1999)
...will serve as a passageway of plenary indulgence... from Dogma (1999)
...will unveil over the next year, I give you... from Dogma (1999)
...with the one you call Jesus. from Dogma (1999)
...would do well to cover their ears right about now. from Dogma (1999)
...would ever be allowed back into Paradise. from Dogma (1999)
...would give people a better understanding of God. from Dogma (1999)
...would undo reality and everything that is. from Dogma (1999)
...would, you know, unmake existence. from Dogma (1999)
...years ago, right? from Dogma (1999)
...yet wholly depressing image... from Dogma (1999)
...you have been judged as guilty of violations against our Almighty God... from Dogma (1999)
...you have more skeletons in your closet than this assembled party. from Dogma (1999)
...you wouldn't want to look like a couple of fairies, now, would you? from Dogma (1999)
...you, me, all of this ends in a heartbeat. from Dogma (1999)
...you're welcome to return with us as well. from Dogma (1999)
...your kind was most revered. from Dogma (1999)
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