Arthur (1981) Edit

A dumb question.

A girl got on the train. Skinny. She gave me a smile.

A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes.

A real woman could stop you from drinking.

Aah!

Actually, I feel foolish...

Actually, seriously, um...

After only 12 games, I have 80 coupons.

Ah, yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Oh!

Ahem. Actually, what I had in mind...

All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

All right, that's it. I want a cop.

All right? Nobody should be alone.

All right.

Although I wasn't sleeping myself, Arthur. Oh, nice to meet you, Arthur.

Although it won't be easy, because I'll be poor.

Although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.

And as you know...

And do you promise never to put that stuff on my face again?

And he has seen me.

And I can't stand her.

And I can't stop thinking about her.

And I do it in an ugly way.

And I hope you'll enjoy this one.

And I protect what's mine.

And I was all alone.

And I will. I'll get married when I fall in love with somebody.

And I'd like to thank you very much. You did a nice thing.

And I'm gonna take care of you.

And I'm much stronger than you are.

And I'm sorry for what I said about Linda.

And it is a job that I recommend highly.

And make sure you give him your address and your phone number.

And send two dozen roses to your wife, the skinny one on the train.

And subsequently, she gave it to me.

And then...

And there never will be.

And we also understand that you are very drunk.

And yet...

And you are a delightful child.

And you're engaged.

And, um...

Another beauty. How does he make a living?

Anyone stood in my way, they got hurt.

Are all the ones he passed up coming?

Are you a hooker?

Are you cute.

Are you cute.

Are you inviting me to Arthur's engagement party?

Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?

Aren't they great?

Aren't waiters wonderful?

Arthur, don't you get it?

Arthur, I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting this young woman.

Arthur, I don't want you to be alone.

Arthur, I love you.

Arthur, I see no reason for prolonging this conversation.

Arthur, I shall never offer you this money again.

Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another.

Arthur, I'm frightened.

Arthur, I'm going. Open that door, Rockland.

Arthur, is it wonderful to be...

Arthur, last night, I could've sworn the moon was following me.

Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon.

Arthur, you have your $750 million.

Arthur, you look awful.

Arthur, you look awful.

Arthur, your children will be senators, ambassadors.

Arthur!

Arthur.

Arthur.

Arthur.

Arthur.

Arthur. I demand that you take this money.

Arthur. Join us.

Arthur. You are a charming boy.

Arthur...

At your age, Martha, it might just be dangerous.

Aunt Pearl, may I say you're looking younger every day?

Aww....

Aww....

Bad kids don't grow up as nice as you are.

Bartender. We would like two more, please.

Beg your pardon, miss. I'm the security guard in the store.

Bitterman doesn't have to take me. Hi, Bitterman. Heh.

Bitterman, do you wanna double your salary?

Bitterman, give her fr

Blue moon

Burt Johnson? He's a criminal.

But do you like me?

But he's my husband.

But I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

But if you don't marry Susan, I'll cut you off without a cent.

But if you got sick, or anything...

But let's just say, um, I make her...

But the Communists, they go in the Army.

But when I was little, I thought the moon followed me.

But, oh, there's something about her, Martha.

Can I come in? Don't you hate Perry's wife?

Can't you see I'm going for a new world record? Ha!

Chauffeurs rarely get to laugh. Thank you.

Closet.

Come in.

Come on, legs.

Come on. You used to make me eat.

Come over here. I want you two to meet.

Congratulations to you, Arthur.

Congratulations, Father. You win.

Congratulations. Father sends his regards.

Could I just sit here until one of my neighbors walks by?

Could we have ? Could we have a little quiet here?

Could we just talk for a moment, away from all these people?

Could you children please allow us our privacy? Please?

Dad, he's a millionaire.

Dad...

Damn.

Did you sleep well?

Did you whistle a lot? I mean, I find I whistle.

Do you have any objection to naming a child Vladimir?

Do you have today's Pravda? I like to keep up with Russia.

Do you know the worst part? The worst part of being me?

Do you know what I consider to be my most precious possession?

Do you know why girls marry so badly?

Do you remember when you used to play hide and seek with me?

Do you remember...?

Do you want anything?

Do you want to run my bath for me?

Does Arthur know you're here?

Doesn't Aunt Pearl look wonderful, darling?

Don't be afraid, Arthur.

Don't drink anymore, Arthur.

Don't screw with me, Burt.

Don't screw with us.

Don't worry about it. I really I have to go. Okay? Bye.

Don't you move, Chester. I don't wanna see you move out of my sight.

Don't you wish you were me?

Eat your roll.

Engine room, where the hell's my drink?

Even comforting now.

Everybody's dancing here.

Everyone who drinks is not a poet.

Everyone's always taken care of me.

Except for fish.

Excuse me.

Figure it out.

Fine. I respect your integrity.

Fine. If that's your decision, Arthur, the family has no choice.

Fine. No problem. What?

Fish all bathe together. Although they do tend to eat one another.

For all I know, he shot it while you screamed.

For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles.

Forget it.

Four dozen, please. And I want...

Get dressed.

Get out of here.

Girls are wonderful.

Girls are wonderful.

Give her a shot. Jesus Chri It's you against her, Perr

Give her friend $100. She came in second.

Gloria, I have arranged breakfast for you on the east patio.

Gloria, I would like you to meet Hobson...

Go back to the house.

God, I missed. Nineteen.

God, isn't life wonderful, Hobson?

God, isn't life wonderful, Hobson?

God, that's funny.

God, these people. Thank you.

God, this is gonna be great.

God.

Goddamn it, why are you such a snob?

Good afternoon?

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Good evening.

Good luck in prison.

Good luck, Arthur.

Good morning.

Good. I have to talk to the waiter now.

Goodbye, sir. It was a pleasure working for you.

Goodness. I sound like a dime novel.

Gosh, darling.

Got guns and holsters too. Look.

Grow up, Arthur. You'll make a fine adult.

Ha, ha. I love it.

Ha! Two more, and I'm 20 for 20. That's another 35 coupons. Ha, ha.

Harold hasn't kept up the insurance policy. I don't know where to turn.

Harold lost a fortune gambling. He's sick. He's a sick man.

Harold?

Hat. It's called a hat.

Have a nice evening, Mrs. Nesbitt.

Have we met?

Have you ever been in love?

Have you ever seen her face...

Have you seen Linda Marolla lately?

He doesn't love your daughter. I'm sorry. It happens.

He don't wanna go in the Army.

He gets all that money.

He knows when you are sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows when you've been Bad or good

He must be nervous. Ha, ha. Arthur gets nervous sometimes, you know.

He treats me like a kid. Pfft!

He's become a responsible citizen. He'll be a good husband.

He's been tired quite a bit lately, Bitterman.

He's taking the knife out of the cheese.

Hello, darling.

Hello, girls!

Hello, Mr. Bach. You really should stay out of this.

Hello.

Hello.

Her name is Linda Marolla.

Her name is Susan.

Here is the address. Perhaps you should attend.

Here, I'll take that.

Here, keep the change.

Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures.

Here's a rose. I stole it from the restroom.

Here's to you.

Here's your ring, Arthur.

Hey, lady, where'd you get the car?

Hey. Cochie cochie cochie coo.

Hi.

Hobson, do you know how miserable I am?

Hobson, I raised my voice to you. I've never done that before.

How are you? How's Arthur?

How are you? I got off work early. Listen, do you like lasagna?

How come you got all this money for all these drinks?

How did you know when you fell in love? I mean, how does anybody know?

How does it feel to be getting married, Arthur?

How much is the subway?

How often does a young man get engaged?

How revolting.

However...

I am studying to be an actress.

I beg your pardon?

I came here to beg Arthur to lend us some money.

I can't marry Susan Johnson.

I can't tell you her last name, because that would be indiscreet.

I can't tell you what a lousy wedding that was, Bitterman.

I can't wait any longer.

I could love somebody.

I despise your weakness.

I do.

I do.

I don't care what he demands. Unh.

I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm dying.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm a wonderful person.

I don't love you.

I don't love you. I don't love you.

I don't wish to put it on.

I don't wish to put it on.

I fell out of the goddamned car.

I had every intention of winning.

I hate dentists.

I hate how alone you are.

I hate it here.

I hate it here.

I have a brother who moved to New Jersey.

I have to get up and go to work in the morning. Stop kidding around.

I haven't seen much of you lately.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

I hope it's not late. Who am I talking to? Oh, it's me, it's me.

I hope you like it. If I don't get a job soon, you may get it back on your birthday.

I hope you're happy.

I insist on you making her happy.

I just have to be alone for a minute.

I just want you to know, if he doesn't show up for this wedding...

I knew it would be different spending an evening with a millionaire.

I knew what I was doing. We were poor.

I know how alone you are.

I know I do.

I know that.

I know this woman. We were shopping together.

I know you're frightened.

I know.

I know. But I'm

I know. But I'm

I know. He loved you very much. Did you know that?

I know. I know.

I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

I mean, honestly. Ha ha ha.

I mean, I just want someone I know to see me get out of this.

I mean, this is just hypothetical. if I don't make her happy?

I mean, we're all dressed up.

I mean, with that man lying in your kitchen.

I met a nice guy. With my help, he could become a prince.

I need a drink

I never got to love anybody.

I often think, fish must get awfully tired of seafood.

I race cars. I play tennis. I fondle women.

I relish the compliment.

I saved my money. I haven't had a drink in a month.

I see.

I see. Thank you.

I see. You're a little strange, but cute. How are you?

I should imagine your breath.

I take it this bum will be calling you?

I talk to Arthur every day.

I think I know who it is. I saw his picture in the paper.

I think something else would look nice too.

I think we're in trouble.

I thought I'd find you here. He just loves that smelly old horse.

I thought I'd find you here. He just loves that smelly old horse.

I thought it meant that something special was gonna happen to me someday.

I told you, I've only got a cold. Now go and get engaged.

I took a knife...

I took the money. I mean, I'm not crazy.

I understand, Mr. Bach.

I understand.

I want a decision, and I want it now.

I want to be younger.

I want to marry you.

I want you to eat this. You know what this is costing me?

I want you to go to work.

I wanted to tell you the other night, but I

I was gonna put it on my bill.

I was in the neighborhood.

I was kicked out of 10 prep schools. I was a bad kid.

I was looking for Linda. I hope this is the wrong house.

I wasn't talking to you.

I whistled.

I whistled.

I wish you luck in your poverty.

I won't be seeing most of you anymore, because I'm....

I wonder, could you tell me where the wedding party is?

I would give anything to see you in the morning.

I....

I'd rather I

I'll I'll miss you.

I'll alert the media.

I'll always love you, Arthur.

I'll be with you in a minute. He's starting to get on my nerves.

I'll get a job.

I'll have another one. You want another fish?

I'll have Bitterman drive you home. Hobson and I have got some shopping to do.

I'll never be alone. I have you.

I'll put it on.

I'll put it on.

I'll put this over here.

I'll straighten this out.

I'll take three dozen of these shirts. Um, assorted colors.

I'll try to be sober, and I'll try to make you happy.

I'll work.

I'm a little nervous. I'm getting engaged.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to look in the bag. I saw you put something in it.

I'm an actress. I mean, I'm studying to be one. Ha, ha.

I'm Arthur Bach.

I'm getting married soon.

I'm glad to have you here, sir.

I'm glad we had this time together. You're a funny guy.

I'm going to be, uh...

I'm going to sleep.

I'm gonna go to the bus stop now.

I'm gonna have a tuna fish sandwich, Martha.

I'm in love with another woman.

I'm in love...

I'm just in everyone's way.

I'm not gonna marry her. I've told you that a thousand times.

I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only.

I'm serious.

I'm so pleased he finally found the right woman. Where is she?

I'm sorry, Arthur, very sorry, but as of this moment, you are cut off.

I'm sorry, Arthur.

I'm still glad I came here. Made a fool out of myself.

I'm sure we know a lot of the same people.

I'm sure you're not gonna want to be a waitress for the rest of your life.

I'm telling you why

I'm through teaching you anything, Arthur.

I'm very pleased.

I'm very sorry to have disturbed you, madam.

I've always been poor, and I've usually been happy.

I've always been rich, and I've never been happy.

I've cried because you're so alone.

I've got a terrible headache. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I've got chefs working at 6 in the morning all over town.

I've got him right where I want him.

I've never taken care of anyone.

I've seen bedrooms.

I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition...

I've waited long enough.

If I begin to die, please take this off my head.

If I feel the urge to dribble, I can always call the nurse.

If I were to tell you, it would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it? Don't open it.

If only we had some Communists here.

If you and your undershirt would walk two paces backwards...

If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it.

If you knew Susan like I knew Susan

Is anyone sitting at it?

Is he with us?

Is Susan here?

Is that the funniest thing ever?

Is there something wrong with him?

Is this a joke? Are these Polish girls?

Isn't my grandson handsome, Harriet?

Isn't she beautiful? Jesus.

Isn't that Arthur Bach?

Isn't that the funniest thing ever?

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?

It doesn't suck.

It happens.

It is thrilling to meet you, Gloria.

It took me two buses, three cabs and a train...

It was.

It'd have to be a real big woman.

It's It's terribly small. Tiny little country.

It's 85 cents in a cab from one end of the country to the other.

It's a little joke.

It's a magical night.

It's called Woman Admiring Pearls.

It's difficult for her that night. Isn't that the night you usually attend...

It's enough to make you sick.

It's gonna cost you $100.

It's not so bad.

It's very hard.

It's what I live for.

Jesus, I forgot. I just thought I was doing great with you.

Jesus.

Johnson.

Just in town for supplies, partner.

Keep smiling. 688 5549. Don't expect big things on the first date.

Later on, we'll get ice cream.

Let me be unhappy, will you?

Let's make it $200. But I will ask you to Simoniz my car.

Linda Marolla, this is Susan Johnson, my fiancée.

Linda Marolla?

Linda, I have to marry Susan. If I don't, my family will cut me off.

Linda, I've missed

Linda, listen, the truth is...

Linda, uh...

Linda, you're here.

Linda?

Linda?

Linda?

Linda?

Linda?

Listen, Arthur.

Listen, don't worry. I talked to the warden.

Listen, Marty...

Listen, old man...

Listen, take the rest of the week off. You're obviously under a lot of tension.

Listen, um, for lunch, um...

Listen.

Look at him with his gun.

Look how nobody ever smiles here.

Look, as long as we're here...

Look, I have to make dinner.

Look, it's over.

Look, no sweat.

Look, the money. Arthur, can you live without the money?

Look, this is ridiculous, Arthur.

Look, when Susan and I get married...

Lower your voice, Arthur, and sit up.

Madame, I am sorry, but we have absolutely

Make no mistakes.

Marry Susan and cheat with the nobody from Queens.

Marry Susan, Arthur.

Martha?

May I ask what have we to do with this?

May I kiss you on the cheek?

May I look at the tie?

Mind your own business!

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. God knows when I'll see you again.

Most of you know me. Can you blame her? Heh.

Most people are poor.

Mr. Bach, be sure you call me anytime you need the track.

Mr. Bach, you look terrible. You haven't slept in a week.

Mr. Bach, you understand it's my job.

Mr. Bach, your father will see you now.

Mr. Jo

Mrs. Nesbitt deserves the entire treatment.

Must've been something, growing up with all this.

My doctor has advised me that I must drink 10 of these an hour.

My father ****d me when I was 12.

My father wants me to marry her, but I'm not going to.

My God, Arthur, you're really hurt.

My husband, Harold, went to prep school with Arthur.

My mother died when I was 6.

My name is Linda.

Nah. Listen...

No thanks, Bitterman.

No, actually Actually, you're both very attractive.

No, Arthur is far too fine a person to be involved...

No, I know it's silly, but I was only 8 years old.

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Honest to God. I'm a dentist.

No, Linda.

No, no, no.

No, thank you.

No, you weren't.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, thanks. We'll get through this together.

No. No.

No. That's another little joke.

No. The reason is, there are so many girls...

Nobody knocks on a door at 3:00 in the morning.

Noisy.

Not in front of all these people, dear. They might think you're an animal.

Nothing.

Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And, incidentally, I love you.

Now tell your story walking before I call a cop.

Now, I have to tell Susan. Come with me?

Now, is this the slut that you've disgraced my daughter for?

Now, stand up, son. I wanna kill you with my bare hands.

Now, that's funny.

Now, your father and I talked about it. I want you...

Of course you hate it. People work here.

Of course, you can't depend on that light.

Of course.

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, God, Hobson, please. Don't die anymore. It's getting very boring.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. I can't bear it.

Oh, hello, Mr. Johnson.

Oh, here comes Mrs. Nesbitt. This should kill her.

Oh, hi, Linda. I think you know everyone. This is Susan's father.

Oh, Hobson, I'm not gonna face my father sober.

Oh, I know you have it, but is anyone sitting at it?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sure he's fine, sir.

Oh, if only someone I knew felt that way.

Oh, look who's up.

Oh, my God, my....

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. You don't have to do that.

Oh, of course. I'll take care of it, Mr. Bach. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Oh, Preston. Really. I mean, if you don't remember when we met....

Oh, stay with me a minute, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.

Oh, sure, you bring her a bottle. Me, you bring a glass.

Oh, sure. Heh, heh.

Oh, thank you very much. I'm Arthur Bach.

Oh, thank you very much. You've got a lovely....

Oh, thank you. And to you too.

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, that's terrible.

Oh, we all are, Arthur.

Oh, what about your aspirins?

Oh, with a tumor in my head?

Oh, yeah, right.

Oh, yeah? What time do you get off work?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. God.

Oh. Ha ha ha!

Oh. I was away at boarding school most of the time.

Okay, let's open the presents.

Okay, now, this has some iodine on it, so it might hurt a little.

Okay.

Okay. Why are you a hooker?

One foot Pardon me.

One for you, one for me. Put it on.

One never knows.

One night at the hospital, he fell asleep. I was watching him.

One of my kids, my youngest, my baby, needs an operation.

One of the horses just fainted.

One of the horses just fainted.

Ooh.

Or do you need to throw up?

Out! All of you, out!

Ow, that hurts. I hate it. Stop it.

Ow!

Pancho. Pancho. This is Linda. I told you about her. Do you remember?

Pardon me.

Pays his family back by being a stinking drunk.

Peanuts!

Perhaps even a president.

Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you...

Permit me to introduce myself.

Perry, for God's sake, she's gonna kill you. Get in there, Perry.

Perry, you're a dead man.

Phone my father and Mr. Johnson and Miss Susan.

Please get my drink. After all, we're going to the bar.

Please go to the party.

Please marry me.

Poor drunks do not find love, Arthur.

Poor drunks have very few teeth. They urinate outdoors.

Really.

Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war.

Right over there, in that room.

Right.

Right.

Right. Get over here. She's terrible. Does she always hit you like that?

Right. Hurry up.

Right. Now, a table for one, sir.

Rubbish. I've always been rich, and I've always been happy.

Same principle as Santa Claus.

Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming to town

Say goodbye to her, Arthur.

Scotch for me, Preston.

Shall I get the car, Mr. Bach?

She does have a certain Eleanor Roosevelt quality.

She is my gold.

She lives at 14133, Apartment A, next door.

She lives in Queens. She's nobody.

She looks great.

She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties.

She wants you to give it to Susan.

She won't know what hit her. You'll be aces with her.

She's dressing. I will inform her that you're here.

She's the one Arthur saw the other night. She lives in Queens.

She's, uh.... She's over there.

Shut up, Arthur! Just shut up!

Since Hobson's death, he's stopped drinking. He's anxious to work.

Sir, your wedding is within less than five hours.

Slut?

Slut?

So I love you. You'll find me a friend.

So I stayed sober.

So I turned her down.

So I've been waiting. Every day, I've been doing my hair, and washing my face.

So true.

So you had six relatively good years.

So you mean cut off from the...?

So...

So...

Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Somebody get me a cop. We need a cop here.

Son of a bitch.

Sorry.

Sorry. Here's the hand.

Sorry. It's your job to be older.

Space Invaders? Holy crap.

Steal something casual.

Step.

Stop being so nervous.

Susan Johnson.

Susan, I

Susan, I I

Susan, just the one I wanted to talk to. Nice dress.

Susan, the one innocent person in all of this has been you. I'm really sorry.

Susan. You get down here this minute.

Take care of her, Bitterman.

Take it easy. Hurry up with the old man's roll, huh?

Take them back...

Tell Bitterman where to take you.

Tell me, has there been a death in your family?

Tell them what's happened. The wedding will have to wait.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Now your goggles.

Thank you. Oh.

Thanks a lot. That's flattering.

Thanks very much. Have a nice day.

Thanks very much. See you later.

That is out of the question.

That should get her down in a hurry.

That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor?

That was an interesting kiss.

That's all I've ever wanted to be.

That's horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

That's just a little humor.

That's just because you've never seen me sober. Now, come on, eat.

That's quite all right.

That's what I'll do.

The aspirins are for you, my dear.

The Bach family must endure. And not on a subway.

The bride has had second thoughts...

The dealer jerked me around on the price a little.

The easiest thing would be to lie, but I like you

The man following her is a security guard. We've gotta be calm.

The park, Bitterman. Drive through the park.

The press has a good time with you, Arthur.

The reason you haven't seen much of me...

The service here is terrible. Where the hell's my drink?

The wedding is a month from today.

The, um....

Then fill a glass with Scotch.

Then guessing would be out of the question.

Then he died.

Then I'll get sick.

There has never been such a thing as a working class Bach.

There is an engagement party tonight at Arthur's father's house in Southampton.

There's There's teeth and gums and blood.

There's a very small country in the West Indies. I mean small.

There's an urgent phone call for you from Bitterman.

There's more of it. You like a tour?

There's this other girl.

They freeze to death in summer.

This guy came in and pulled out

This is a goner.

This is a robe. Please put it on.

This is a tie you're going to have to work for.

This is a tough room. I don't have to tell you that.

This is for you, your father, and your acting career.

This is funny stuff here.

This is kind of like prom night, isn't it?

This is not an invitation.

This is not the way I wish to be remembered.

This is the ring my grandfather gave to my grandmother. Ahem.

This is the ring your grandfather gave to your grandmother.

This is to marry one girl?

This must be awfully embarrassing for you.

This must be the building.

This Vermeer just arrived today.

Tonight I'll drive myself.

Tonight is New Year's Eve. Third time this week.

Uh huh.

Uh, as you probably have surmised by now...

Uh, sixty cents. But if you spit, it's a 500 dollar fine.

Uh, VD. I'm really into penicillin.

Uh, yellow roses. Two dozen.

Uh....

Uh.... Um, ladies and gentlemen...

Um...

Um....

Unfortunately, every time you have an erection, it makes the papers.

Unh. Ha, ha. Thank you, Bitterman.

Unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

Very little.

Wait. I'll get it.

Waiter.

Want me to read you some Shakespeare?

We are ruthless people.

We don't need your money.

We have croissant. We have a yellow rose.

We have strawberries. We have blueberry cakes.

We have your regular table, Mr. Bach.

We live once.

We might as well tell her, Arthur.

We really have to go now. So....

We want this marriage, Arthur. I want it. Burt Johnson wants it.

We're gonna be We're gonna be like...

We're not bad guys. It's not easy, you know?

Wednesday night may be difficult for me.

Weird.

Well Chester, what can I say? I had no idea.

Well, don't touch the door. I'll do it.

Well, frankly, Father, I'd rather starve.

Well, have a nice day. Thank you very much.

Well, I didn't mean to tell you, but I've got this tumor in my head.

Well, I looked a little.