The Gods Must Be Crazy (1981) Edit

A bad tempered warthog chased the hyena away and it dropped the thing.

A feeling of wanting to own, of not wanting to share.

A lot of children. The food must have been left there for them.

A real labour saving device.

A strange feeling of shame had come over the family...

A thing they had never needed before became a necessity.

Actually, a snake is very good. In fact, it's delicious.

Actually, it's really only an interesting psychological phenomenon.

After a while, it goes to sleep.

All of you switch your guns over from automatic to single fire.

All of you, lie down!

All right, come on. Come on.

All right, get them into a circle. I want a big circle around me.

All right, I'll show you. I'll make another fire.

All right.

All right.

Although it was a hot day, she was wearing skins...

And about the end of the world.

And civilized man, who refused to adapt to his surroundings...

And every day they discovered a new use for the thing.

And every year, you turn up with this and I have to work my ass off.

And hair grew on his face.

And he put up power lines to run his labour saving devices.

And here you find civilized man.

And I think you're very sweet.

And I warn you, you better clear out everybody.

And I'll take...

And one day, suddenly, there it was.

And stay there!

And the little Bushman? What's he doing in these parts?

And the skin makes a fine pouch.

And then get the hell out of the way before we get there. Tell them that.

And then, you have to look busy again.

And there was a weird looking god on its back.

And they've got to put down food and water every 20 miles.

And unfamiliar emotions began to stir.

And what do you do?

And when they dug me up, I was nearly white.

And why are you so beautiful?

And why are you so beautiful?

And Xi said, You have done a very wise thing.

And yet we all agree that every plate we break...

And you lost four.

And you take that one.

And you, that one.

Anyone withholding information which could lead to their capture...

Are you crazy? It has no brakes! Do you wanna get me killed?

Are you scared it'll spoil your image if you admit you made a mistake?

Are you sure you can't start her?

Army truck. Unloading something.

Around you. I'm sorry.

As soon as I connect the steering rack, but she'll be a bastard to start.

Ask them. They'll tell you rhinoceroses always stamp out fires.

Attention.

Bastard.

Better collect those men before they wake up. You were right.

Boy, you had a tough time, huh?

Brake. Brake.

Bring him here.

Bring out all the kids.

Bring that one.

Bring the one in the corridor.

But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand.

But for the most part, they live in complete isolation...

But for the next nine months, there'll be no water to drink.

But he didn't know when to stop.

But he has no experience, no qualifications.

But he spoke too late and the thing felled his daughter Dani.

But I do want to talk to her.

But in the Kalahari?

But it's really only an interesting psychological...

But she was very rude, and she walked away.

But the boy ran away, maybe to call his family to join in the feast.

But the gods had been careless. They had sent only one.

But the man didn't hear him.

But the man was rude and greedy. He took the whole animal.

But then, of course, I blew it, and I...

But whenever I'm in the presence of a lady...

By the way, I am Jack Hind.

Bye. Bye. Can't they help us?

Can I go to Mahadi tomorrow?

Can you start her again?

Can you use this about the teacher shortage in Botswana?

Citizens are warned that Sam Boga is a dangerous person...

Civilized man refused to adapt himself to his environment.

Clear out the people from this end...

Clutch.

Clutch. Clutch!

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on, boy. Come on, come on. Okay.

Come on, let's go. Keep them going.

Come on, lie down, you and you!

Come on, Prince. Come on. Go, boy.

Come on, Xi. Come on!

Come on, you can't sleep now. Come on.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Get him. Hurry up, man.

Come on. Mount the bazooka. Move it, move it!

Could you hand me my gown, please? It's in the suitcase.

Cover up! Cover up!

Cut it out, man!

Damn it, I'll come and show you.

Dear Miss Thompson:

Did two jeeps pass here?

Did you kill them?

Didn't you see him? He stamped out the fire.

Do you speak English?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

Don't I wave or take a bow or something?

Don't look.

Don't park on a slope. You got no hand brake.

Don't switch her off or let her stall. You'll never start her.

Even a poisonous snake is not bad.

Every year I have to lay here on my back.

Every year you come here with a bigger and better tent and equipment.

Everybody lie down on the ground.

Everybody lie down!

Except for the little people of the Kalahari.

Excuse me, sir.

Explain to him that the men with the guns are bad. We have to put them to sleep.

Finally he asked, Did you shoot an animal?

Fine, thanks, and how are you?

For instance, if it's Monday...

For two weeks, they pushed water and food into my mouth.

Four of the eight assassins got away in two jeeps.

Four, five, six.

Frank?

Frank?

Frank? Frank, what was that noise?

Funny. They're going away.

Gaboo said, Perhaps the gods were absent minded...

Gas guzzler.

Get away from...Get away from...

Get back! All of you!

Get in there! Move it! Move it!

Get in there. Why do they put the nuts where you can't get at them?

Get out! Get out! Get out! Get in there.

Get out. We need the car.

Get them into a circle. A circle, a circle!

Get!

Go away!

Go away.

Go to the top, and wave this thing until the army people see you.

Gobo said, I think the end of the earth must be very far.

Goodbye, Miss Thompson.

Half a mile away, Xi was fixing dinner when he was rudely interrupted.

Half a mile away, Xi was fixing dinner when he was rudely interrupted.

Half a mile away, Xi was fixing dinner when he was rudely interrupted. Half a mile away, Xi was fixing dinner when he was rudely interrupted.

Halt!

Halt!

Handicapped children? No! You don't recommend stuff you don't...

Have you got water in there?

Have you got water in there?

He can fetch it. I didn't teach him for nothing.

He can teach you things about plants and animals.

He can't hear you, sir.

He couldn't understand why he ran away.

He don't know from doors.

He gonna die for sure.

He must dip the needle each time.

He must have convinced it, and it dropped the thing.

He never seen a wall. Now, he got walls all around him.

He realized the man must've seen the evil thing he was carrying.

He said tactfully that he didn't need the thing, and she could have it back.

He said, You have very bad manners.

He says he wants a corridor 10 miles wide.

He says there are people things down there.

He says, Thanks for the bottle, but you can have it back.

He shouted, Take back your thing! We don't want it!

He shouted, You must be crazy to send us this thing! Take it back!

He smiled at them in greeting, but nobody smiled back.

He spoke long and earnestly until the baboon began to pay attention.

He want to know how did those people get in there?

He was glad he met her. He'd give her the evil thing...

He will have to remain in your employ for the full 11 weeks.

He wondered what she was doing on earth.

He wondered why the gods had sent this thing down to the earth.

He wore blue skin on his head and red on his body.

He's fast. It'll work.

He's going the wrong way. The Kalahari's that way.

He's lying. We got six. I saw them go down.

Hello, Andrew.

Hello, Phineas.

Hello, Reverend. What are you doing on a horse?

Hello, Steyn. How would you like to travel in style for a change?

Her brother Toma heard her playing on it and said, Let me try. Let me try too.

Her hair was quite gruesome...

Here, Reverend.

Here. I'm truly sorry, madam. Sorry.

Hey, wake up, man. You gotta wake up.

Hey, wake up! Come and give us petrol here.

Hey, you! Didn't you hear me? Lie down!

Hey! Hey!

Hold these for me.

How are you an expert on women?

How come suddenly he the big hero?

How come you know so much about them?

How do I get out of here?

How do you do?

How do you open this thing? With a can opener?

How far do we have to go?

How far do we have to go?

How plead you? Guilty or not guilty?

How...?

Humans avoid the Kalahari like the plague because man must have water.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!

Hurry up!

Hurry up. Hurry up. Get them out.

I bet you she thinks I shovel the stuff.

I brought you your shoes.

I can carry you across. Then you don't have to...

I can't see the little bugger.

I didn't give it to him.

I died, you know. Dehydration.

I don't know.

I don't know. He was trying to tell me something.

I don't know. I got bawled out for writing a story on mugging.

I don't speak the language.

I don't tell her I analyse it for my doctoral thesis.

I don't think I can handle her. I hear Mpudi calls her the antichrist.

I don't want to talk about it.

I got seven wives. How many you got?

I got to go to court.

I gotta get Sam Boga. He shot up half our Cabinet.

I haven't looked at the brakes or steering gear.

I hear a Bushman's working for you.

I hit a rock with my crankcase. Cracked it wide open.

I lived with them for three years. They're the sweetest little buggers.

I noticed.

I noticed.

I suppose another big word happens.

I think I can get the thing out of the river.

I think those kids are hostages.

I think you'll have to walk for 20 days. Perhaps 40.

I told you bastards, don't waste ammunition!

I told you, stop playing that bloody game!

I understand the words, but the meaning...

I want to get him out.

I want to move up to Nioko for a few days so we can do a game count.

I want you to circulate among the children.

I was hoping...I was ho...

I wasn't...

I wonder what they're up to.

I'd rather not talk about it.

I'd rather not talk about it.

I'll get them myself.

I'll say, Look, Miss Thompson...

I'll say, When there's no lady present...

I'll tell her...

I'll tell you later. Let's get it down.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you! I'll show you. The banana forest at Dumgaze.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you! The banana forest at Dumgaze.

I'll tell you. I'll show you where.

I'll try and get it down.

I'm afraid so.

I'm all right. I'm okay.

I'm fine, thank you.

I'm going to the school to give her these.

I'm gonna have a snooze.

I'm making coffee.

I'm opening the gate.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We'll have to get out of the way for now until he passes this point.

I'm teaching him to drive. Just for the hell of it.

I've got a good story about handicapped children.

Idiot.

If a man who is susceptible to a type of para Freudian syndrome like this...

If he leaves, we will hunt him down and lock him up for a long time.

If I catch you playing again, by God...

If I see one truck or one aeroplane or one policeman...

If she knew me better, she'd see I'm not a stumblebum.

If they want to eat, they'd better march 20 miles!

If you eat the whole thing, I'll have to shoot another for myself.

If you find them, ask them. They must pay me my money.

If you have the know how, a clump of twigs can tell you where to dig...

If you speak now, whatever you say will be taken down as evidence against you.

In fact, he began to doubt whether they really were gods.

In the deep Kalahari, there are Bushmen who have not heard of civilized man.

In the early morning, you can collect dewdrops...

In the Kalahari, it's always Tuesday, or Thursday if you like. Or Sunday.

In this world of theirs, nothing is bad or evil.

Instead he adapted his environment to suit him.

Interpreter.

Is it true that when a rhino sees a fire, he stamps it out?

It brought unhappiness to my family. If you don't give it to me...

It is assumed that he masterminded the attack, some distance from the capital.

It left very peculiar tracks, as if two enormous snakes had slithered past.

It looked like water, but it was harder than anything else in the world.

It looks like a paradise, but it is the most treacherous desert in the world:

It seems to consist mainly of clicking sounds.

It struck him that she must be one of the gods.

It takes time.

It was also beautifully smooth and ideal for curing snakeskin.

It was the most useful thing the gods had ever given them.

It was the strangest and most beautiful thing they had ever seen.

It was the will of the Almighty that I was spared.

It was unfair of the gods to make him throw it off the earth.

It'll go to sleep soon, and then we can eat it.

It's 35 million to combat erosion in the valley.

It's a lot of stuff they took.

It's actually...

It's all right, Steyn. Move.

It's all right.

It's flour.

It's okay. You can all come out.

It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I...

It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon.

It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon.

It's really only an interesting psychological phenomenon.

Its legs went around instead of up and down.

Its legs went around instead of up and down.

Johnny, will you take them to Machadi?

Kate...

Keep away! You keep away from me!

Keep away.

Keep it down a bit, Mpudi. I'm trying to tune the scanner.

Keep that guy covered.

Keep them going. Don't let them straggle.

Keep them in a circle around me.

L...I brought...

L...I collect manure. l...

Lately, strange new things sometimes appeared in the sky.

Leave me alone!

Leave that one. I don't need it.

Leave the small ones. It's miles to Motambe. They'll never make it.

Let him have a look at them.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go.

Like Jack Hind is better than you.

Like you.

Look at that!

Look at the trouble it brought.

Look, Miss Thompson.

Look.

Looks like food. Cooking pots and stuff.

March!

March!

Maybe it's a picnic.

Maybe it's too far away.

Maybe it's upwind.

Maybe they're asleep as well. I don't know.

Milady.

Mind if I borrow him?

Miss Thompson, I presume.

Miss Thompson, if you make a fire, and a rhinoceros sees it...

Miss Thompson!

Miss Thompson! Oh, it's all right. He's gone.

Miss Thompson?

Miss Thompson?

Morning, class.

Morning, Miss Thompson.

Morning, Mpudi.

Morning, Mpudi.

Morning, Mpudi.

Morning.

Morning.

Morning.

Move them! Don't leave any stragglers.

Mpudi found it difficult to interpret because, in his language...

Mpudi, hold him.

Mpudi.

Mr. Steyn!

Mr. Steyn?

Mr. Steyn.

My name is Andrew Steyn.

My name...

My name...My name is...

My page should be sweet and light, like Liberace and Jackie Onassis.

Next one drops out, I shoot him!

Next thing, everybody's gonna get sore feet.

Next time you're going to be a bit higher.

No clocks or calendars tell you to do this or that.

No wonder some people go off the rails a bit.

No, he did it first. I didn't want him to come back, so...

No, I can't do that.

No, I wasn't...There was this warthog.

No, it's all right. I...

No! Get down, get down!

No.

No.

No. We gave her new rings, and they're very tight.

Nobody ever goes into the deep Kalahari.

Nobody knows the Bushmen.

Nobody turns back.

Normally, I'm quite normal.

Not even 300.

Not there, you bloody fool. Get out of there.

Nothing else to do around here anyhow.

Nothing's happening down there.

Notorious Communist guerrilla leader Sam Boga and his band...

Now get on to headquarters, and tell them I want a corridor 10 miles wide.

Now get out. With your hands up.

Now his children are sentenced to 10 to 15 years of school, to learn...

Now I just...

Now I want them to leave food every 10 miles.

Now take cover. You, you go there.

Now we can't even fight back anymore.

Now you tell me.

Now, don't do anything silly.

Now, for the first time, here was a thing that could not be shared...

Now, get going. Move!

Now, look at that.

Now, you tell me.

Of course they know what to do about water.

Of course we're worried. We can't force feed him.

Oh, it's a long story.

Oh, my God. Mpudi.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, well.

Okay, I'll ask them.

Okay, it's time. Let's go. Move them.

Okay, let's go!

Okay, now buzz off.

Okay, thanks.

Okay? Good.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'll put it more simply. I'll say:

Okay. No, hold it.

Okay. Shit.

One day, a very noisy animal rushed past where Xi was sleeping.

One day, something fell from the sky.

One family of Bushmen might meet up with another once in a few years.

One hour, then we move!

One of my guests wounded a cougar. My trackers can't find it.

One ostrich and four, five...

One, two, three, four, five, six...

One, two, three, four, five...

Only 600 miles to the south, there's a vast city.

Only my head stuck out.

Only trees and grass and animals.

Other new things came. Anger, jealousy, hate and violence.

Our police will track him down and hand him over to you, dead or alive.

Ow! Thank you.

Pabo got his finger stuck in the thing and the children thought he was very funny.

Perhaps it's some Freudian syndrome.

Please, just leave it.

Quaint. Milady?

Quietly. And tell them that when we grab the guns...

Ready? Go!

Request permission to cross your border in hot pursuit of Sam Boga.

Rhinos do that. It's a most interesting phenomenon.

Right in my bloody face.

Right. Explain that they cannot cross our border under arms.

Roll over.

Says he don't understand the gears.

Says he got to find the evil thing and get rid of it.

Says he's sorry. He try to eat the food tomorrow.

Says thank you, goodbye and hopes you have lots of children.

Scram, go away!

See that hill over there?

See you, Steyn. See you, Mpudi.

Sergeant, get on the radio and organise some buses to take the kids home.

Sergeant, I'm going to walk due east from here to Motambe...

Shame.

She got stuck in a watape tree and I had to...

She thinks I'm a lunatic, and I don't blame her.

She was as pale as something that had crawled out of a rotting log.

She was doing strange and magical things.

She was very big.

She wouldn't believe me about the warthog and the rhinoceros.

She'll understand that bit. She's a schoolteacher.

She's gonna be a bastard to start. Sorry, Reverend.

Shoe.

So he built cities, roads, vehicles, machinery.

So he said, I shot one of those animals.

So how did this thing get up the tree?

So I don't blame you if you think...

So I fled, right into the Kalahari.

So Miss Kate said 20 miles is too much.

So most of the animals move away, leaving the blond grass uneaten.

So that's how this thing got up the tree.

So the beautiful landscapes are devoid of people.

So the kids are extremely well behaved. Their games are cute and inventive.

Some of those guys are down. She'll need help when they wake up.

Some of those little buggers found me, and buried me.

Some people didn't show me their passports.

Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods' flatulence.

Sometimes they hear a thundering sound when there are no clouds.

Son of a... Choke. Choke, choke, choke, choke.

Sorry, no sabe.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'll only print sweetness and light, even if it bores the pants off them.

Sorry. We cannot allow an armed force to come into Botswana.

Sources announced that the assassins killed...

Stand by.

Still got that story about the teacher shortage in Botswana?

Stop fooling around, Steyn.

Stop playing that bloody game.

Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Stop!

Suddenly a young boy made chattering noises at Xi.

Suddenly, everybody needed it most of the time.

Sure.

Take them...

Talks about a bad thing, an evil thing.

Tell him he must give her the note only after he's shot all the men.

Tell them to sing. Come on, everybody. Sing, sing!

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you, Mr. Steyn.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That evening, there was no laughter and no chatter around the family fire.

That man said I must go to the top, and I must wave my conga.

That morning, Xi saw the ugliest person he'd ever come across.

That night, a hyena smelled the blood on the thing, and dug it up.

That was Sam Boga's gang. You said they were in Cabinda.

That's a watape tree. You mustn't go near a watape tree. They grab you.

That's automatic. That's single.

That's funny. This elephant's dung shows a complete lack of boron.

That's what made him run.

The animals looked ridiculous but good to eat...

The animals ran away, and he ran after them. He was very hungry.

The army and the police better clear out everybody.

The buck runs away, but soon it gets drowsy...

The characteristic which really makes them different from all other races...

The cops were here. They say they caught a little Bushman for stock theft.

The funny thing was that they couldn't speak.

The gods did not take it back.

The hairy one could speak.

The hairy one said, We don't want it. You'll have to throw it away yourself.

The hunter apologizes. He explains that his family needs the meat.

The Kalahari. After the short rainy season...

The man shouted, but he didn't want anything to do...

The man we want is the president, not the bloody minister of education.

The more he improved his surroundings to make life easier...

The most inquisitive creature in Africa is the baboon.

The next day, Dani found it.

The pink one with the white edging.

The president, who survived the hail of bullets with only a flesh wound...

The Reverend cracked his crankcase, so he asked me to...

The Reverend's worried. He got to me on the short wave...

The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer.

The smaller ones can't keep up.

The smoke came out through his mouth and nostrils.

The trouble is, I have to meet the new schoolteacher at Mabula.

The water holes dry, and the rivers stop flowing.

The young boy and a grownup got out of it, and seemed very excited.

Their language has an idiosyncrasy of its own.

Then he shouted, Look out! Look out!

Then you can relax, have a bath and a nice breakfast.

Then you go down to them, and tell them Sam Boga made a mistake.

Then, make it a square. Let them walk in a square.

There she is.

There was a peculiar sound, and Xi saw a most amazing animal approaching.

There was a weird sound...

There we are, Reverend. Then she'll be all yours.

There were two jeeps. Four got away.

There's an electric winch on the front.

There's only six. There should be eight.

These Bushmen have never seen a stone or a rock in their lives.

They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling.

They began to talk about this thing. They did not have a name for it.

They believe that the gods put only good and useful things on the earth for them.

They brought Xi into a place with several people.

They called it the evil thing.

They can rest when they get to the food.

They can't march 20 miles. They're not soldiers!

They got to let him out.

They have no crime, no punishment, no violence, no laws...

They have no crime, no punishment, no violence, no laws...

They keep coming up in a square.

They know where to dig for roots and bugs and tubers...

They left this morning.

They live in a gentle world, where nothing is as hard as rock, steel or concrete.

They live in the vastness of the Kalahari in small family groups.

They made sounds like monkeys.

They must be the most contented people in the world.

They say all he can speak is Xixo, so they want me to interpret.

They smashed the barrier. They've got guns. This is Frank.

They took a big can of petrol, and they made me to lie down.

They went south.

They went through.

They wondered why the gods had sent it to them.

They'll meet up with Boga for sure.

They'll never punish a child or even speak harshly to it.

They'll take a message to the river.

They'll take anybody who can read and write.

They're being followed by armoured cars. Can you see them?

They're hiding back there. They can come out now.

They're Tswanas. They always shake their heads when they mean to say yes.

They're very gentle people.

They've always sent only good things, like rain, trees, roots and berries to eat.

They've been immobilised.

Think I'm lying. I'll show you.

This is an emergency. We want to know if she'll make it to Mabula and back.

This is where we lost him.

This one here, and I heard shots from over there.

This time, he's got to die. Find him and kill him yourself.

Three months in jail, same thing. He gonna die for sure.

To explain that I'm not as stupid as that.

Tomorrow I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it off.

Two are missing.

Two thousand miles to the north in the state of Birani...

Understand? I'll come with you. We'll get him in his bed.

Walk.

Was it rough?

Watch it!

Watch it! Be careful!

Watch out!

We are their children and they love us. But now they've sent this evil thing.

We can't put him inside.

We cannot allow them to violate our territorial integrity.

We did it! We did it! We got the president, and five of his ministers!

We mourn the deaths of three members...

We need some rope. There's plenty in the Land Rover.

We'd better get back to our equipment.

We'll have to immobilise them.

We've been knocking around in the Hamadulas.

We've got everything under control. You can come out!

We've got to outflank them. You go around. I'll keep you covered.

Well, explain to him he has to stay with us for the full 11 weeks.

Well, if somebody wants to employ him as a convict labourer.

Well, is there no way? Can't we buy him out or something?

Well, let's go.

Well, she is a thing.

Well, watch it, buster.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Leave me alone! Don't you dare!

What bloody rhinoceros?

What did you do?

What do you want?

What happened to those guys? Are they all dead?

What the hell did you do that for, huh?

What the hell happened? Where have you been?

What was that on the news about Sam Boga?

What...? What...? What are you...? Your brakes are shot.

What's happened?

When Botswana belonged to the British, I hit a policeman for insulting my father.

When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

When he shoots a buck, it feels a sting and the arrow drops out.

When he shoots, he must pull back on the thread quickly...

When I brought you your shoes, I came to apologise...

When I'm in the presence of a lady, my brain switches off or something.

When the family needs meat...

When they go to sleep, you must disarm them.

When you get there, you'll have to stand there and look beautiful...

When you get to know me better, you'll see that I'm not always stumbling.

Where any other person would die of thirst in a few days...

Where can I find Andrew Steyn?

Where did you hear that one? Did Steyn tell you?

Where is Sam Boga?

Where is Sam Boga? Where is your hideout?

Where is your hideout?

Where is your hideout?

Where they live, there's nothing you can own.

Where's Kate and the kids?

Where's the truck?

Who are you?

Who says they'll come this way?

Why would he tell you that?

Wouldn't you know?

Xi had never seen anything like this in his life.

Xi said politely, It was kind of you to send us this thing...

Xi said, Come, sit down. There's enough meat for all of us.

Xi said, I have buried the thing. It will not make us unhappy again.

Xi said, That is a very evil thing you've got.

Xi said, The thing does not belong on the earth.

Xi said, This is a funny stick. Did it grow on a tree?

Xi said, Yes, I did, but that man took it. He did not want to share it with me.

Xi saw a strange looking person, and greeted him.

Xi tried the thing out to cure thongs. It had the right shape and weight.

Xi was angry with the gods.

Xi was beginning to think he'd never find the end of the earth.

Xi was very disappointed.

Xixo.

Xixo.

Xixo. Xixo.

Yeah, he's clever.

Yeah, his name is Xi.

Yeah, I see him.

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. They took half my stock.

Yes, thank you.

Yes, we were in and out in two minutes. They will never find us.

Yes, yes, yes. Here comes the great white hunter to the rescue.

Yes, you are a very interesting psychological phenomenon.

Yes.

Yes. Didn't you notice?

Yes. This morning it took a horse and three men.

Yes. We want to employ him as an ecological expert.

You are free to remain silent until you have seen your lawyer.

You better do your thing before the pupils come.

You better give it back so I can take it and throw it off the earth.

You can drop those guns.

You can have that one, but she's in a terrible shape.

You cannot see them, but they're there.

You didn't, you know. That's him.

You don't want to talk about it, huh?

You explain.

You get sudden urges, and come up with warthogs and rhinoceroses.

You just have to keep away from the sharp end.

You killed three and wounded five.

You know she's got flowers on her panties?

You know, she asks me what do I do, and I say I collect manure.

You said 20 miles. They can't walk 20 miles without eating.

You said I could have a whole week.

You sc**** shavings off it with a stick that is split for a sharp edge.

You see how I'm making another fire?

You see, there they are.

You stamped out the fire. I saw you.

You sure this thing's stopped?

You take a handful of the shavings, point your thumb at your mouth and squeeze.

You tried to murder me, you son of a...

You turn right at the...

You wanna go and see little what's his name?

You want me to let fly?

You, Xixo, are hereby charged with wrongfully and unlawfully slaughtering...

You, you, help her. If you got to carry her, carry her.

You! Come here!

You'd better warn him too. He's five miles that way.

You'd have to dig the whole day to find enough food to feed her.

You'll see he'll come back. Think I'm a liar.

You'll see, he'll find him.

You're safe now.

You've got to let the little ones turn back.

You've got to let them rest.

You've gotta smile and tell her she looks good.

Your abductors have been injected with an immobiliser.

Your day is chopped into pieces. In each segment of time...

8:00 means everybody has to look busy.

10:30 means you can stop looking busy for 15 minutes.

...you adapt to new circumstances. May I share a table?

All I need is a little practise. If I... Wait for me. You need moral support.

And 6 million for improvement of the... Hold it, minister. We can't expect...

Are Bushmen good stalkers? Best in the world.

Are they good trackers? Best in the world.

Are you crazy? All right, it'll come back.

Banana forest at Dumgaze. Follow me. Right, general.

Bastards. The assassins wore brown T shirts...

Beautiful, man. Hey.

Born to be our champion. You showed them.

Bushmen don't need things. He's gotta take the money. It's the law.

But didn't you see? Keep away.

Can't you do anything right? I can't get them into a circle.

Did you fix him good? Yeah, get up.

Do you hear me? Right here, general.

Do you work here in Botswana? Yes, l...Yes. Yes.

Get up. But what happened, man?

Go away! It's all right. She's gone!