The Beach (2000) Edit

A big box of bleach.

A big mistake here. Really.

A couple months.

A couple of games of pool with Sumet.

A couple of sacks of rice have become

A couple of years ago, they came to us,

A fin.

A full scale community of travelers,

A man should have a talent in his hands.

A map she's holding?

A mouse..

A name of Mr. Daffy Duck.

A tidal lagoon

A tin of beef curry. Yummy.

A what?

A woman bites into a chicken leg,

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Oww!

Aah.

About what?

Afraid of somethin' new?

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Ah!

Ahem.

Ahem. A new pair of swim trunks

Ahem. What do you want?

All in all, this really was paradise.

All playing the same game.

All right, asshole!

All right, bye.

All right, everybody.

All right, fuck face, let's do it.

All right, here's your bleach.

All right, I miss you, too.

All right, motherfucker.

All right, Rich, we're ready to heave!

All right?

All right? We have to keep our secret.

All right.

All right.

All right. I will.

All right. It's far too easy, though.

All right. Let's talk about how you spend an hour

All right. So we'll jump.

All right. Then I'll go to Koh Pha Ngan with you.

All the excuses she wanted,

All together. Close together.

Almost.

Already dead when you found him.

Although, I must say,

Am I?

American.

An adventure,

And 4 double a batteries and 20 condoms.

And 6.. you're a bit strange, rich.

And 7.. look at, look at your thumbs, man.

And a bottle of vodka.

And a copy of..

And absolutely no sleep..

And as for climbing down there,

And as for traveling alone,

And at that instant, man,

And at the center of it all,

And be replaced by something more exciting.

And before I knew it,

And check into somewhere with all the comforts of home.

And did you or did you not

And do they know that you're living here?

And even if it does,

And everybody says what a good guy you were..

And genuine scars.

And I found new players,

And I guess I deserved it.

And I had absolutely no reason to go back.

And I have to hand it to the guy..

And I said to them, You've got to leave.

And I said unto thee, I shall provide!

And I'm not just talking about the island.

And I'm sure very interesting,

And if happy is with you,

And if it hurts..

And if you find that moment..

And in one moment, I understood more clearly than ever

And in the winter, we like skiing.

And it does.

And it hasn't really learned to kill yet,

And just the 3 of us!

And leisure activities to suit all tastes.

And life up on the hill

And me, I'm the last one to find out!

And me?

And my family don't eat.

And never out stay your welcome.

And nobody can ever, ever, ever, ever go there.

And now it looks like we're handing out

And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides!

And now what the fuck is going..

And number 2, you have to show no fear.

And some of us build.

And somebody makes a speech,

And spilling out and spilling out.

And that island is..

And these people, our family.

And they keep it absolutely secret.

And they said that we could stay.

And they saw the map?

And this beach is perfect, man.

And this is it..

And this is it..

And turn it into wonderland, Richard.

And we are not leaving.

And we don't trespass on their turf.

And we.. we came here,

And when they come,

And you are someone I just had sex with.

And you bring people here.

And you dream.

And you gotta ask yourself..

And you will rest forever in peace, mate.

And you, have you shown this map to anybody?

And you.

And you'll probably have to wait a while for the prints,

And you're talking about Daffy?

And.. and we're sorry.

Andy, bring yours closer.

Antiperspirant, and makeup remover.

Any more than Sal did,

Anyone disagree?

Are different!

Are you gonna come to Koh Pha Ngan with me?

Are you gonna tell everyone else what I did?

Are you ready?

Are you refusing an order, son?

As many triple a batteries as you can find, right?

At first, I thought I was gonna die up here,

At least she believes in honesty, not like you.

Ay.

Back home was just one more place

Bangkok to Surat Thani,

Bangkok:

Bangkok:

Bastard parasites!

Bastards.

Be careful!

Beautiful, too much input, too much.. sensation.

Because he was traveling under a false passport.

Because I see that beyond any problems

Because if we didn't,

Because it's not whereyou go.

Because the sharks.. you see, the sharks,

Because we wouldn't let anything spoil our fun.

Because you lost your nerve, French boy!

Beyond any problems that we might have..

Bonsoir.

Bonsoir.

Boop boo!

Boy, girl, fucking. No problem.

Bring help! You gotta bring help!

But a few people went..

But actually living here.

But as some of you may have heard,

But Etienne..

But he became depressed.

But I didn't even want to think about the real price.

But I guess you're gonna tell me

But I just couldn't do it..

But I made a decision to leave a copy of the map.

But I wasn't going to,

But if I was being completely honest,

But if we don't try, then we'll never know, right?

But in the haze of infatuation,

But it didn't.

But it just didn't seem right.

But it just keeps spilling out

But it just wouldn't happen.

But it still wouldn't have made any difference.

But it wasn't a big deal.

But look at him.

But more people come.

But not always so easy to forget.

But not usually the sort of girls

But nothing like this.

But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for.

But out of sight

But she was never gonna leave.

But that map is trouble.

But the longer I stayed away from the community,

But they didn't ask me about the map, so..

But they wouldn't listen.

But to get there,

But we adapt.

But we are allowed to travel to this one

But we can't bring anybody here.

But we have to leave now.

But what exactly did she expect me to do?

But what the hell, right?

But when it's a great white angry mother

But when we got to Koh Pha Ngan..

But you always wind up doin' the same damn thing.

But you never believe

But, jeez, God..

But, Richard, I don't think we should tell anybody about this.

But..

By the time these kids got here,

Bye.

C'est magnifiique.

Can I getyou anything?

Can you make anything?

Cancers! Bastard cancers!

Cancers..

Change the fuckin' subject.

Chase them away?

Christianity and cricket.

Christo had suffered

Christo, Sten, and Karl.

Co come back, Rich.

Come on, do it, yeah.

Come on, everyone, watch!

Come on, please!

Come on, please.

Come on, Richard.

Come on, Sal. Please, Sal.

Come on! Floating market!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Hold on to me.

Come on. It'll be fun.

Come on. Your last girlfriend chucked you.

Come with me.

Congratulations!

Contaminated by a fungus.

Cool. Cool.

Crystal clearwater..

Cumin, saffron, cinnamon..

Daffy was a nutter, right?

Daffy?

Daffy.

Daffy.

Daffy.

Damn it!

Damn. Ha ha ha.

Dermensch mit den wanderkarte?

Desire is desire wherever you go.

Desperate to take a little piece of home with me.

Did you get batteries?

Did you say snake blood?

Did you see a shark, Etienne?

Did you see that shit?

Disposable camera.

Do they have a copy?

Do you believe in that place?

Do you realize that?

Do you think I want to hurt you?

Do you think it is?

Do you think that I ignoreyou?

Do you think that I ignoreyou?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Don't be crazy, okay?

Don't be crazy, Sal. Put the gun down.

Don't go there. Stay with us.

Don't lose it like him.

Don't mention it.

Don't worry, Bugs.

Down on the beach!

Down on the street!

Doyou think he gave a map to anybody else?

Drop the bags down. Come on!

Eating up the whole fucking world.

Electric.. Electricity!

Enjoy your dinner.

Enough dope, Richard,

Et voila.

Etienne is good at soccer.

Etienne will be angry if I wake him.

Etienne, man, I re..

Etienne: Francoise!

Etienne: Oh, fuck!

Etienne: Wow.

Even if they didn't know it yet.

Even though I knew it would happen,

Everybody happy!

Everybody knows!

Everyone can forget about it.

Everyone has to see what it takes

Everyone watch Sal do this.

Exactly. it always happened to a friend of a friend

Exactly. it's a Kentucky fried mouse.

Excellent. Excellent attitude.

Except for one thing:

Except for pure reflex,

Excuse me.

Extra! Extra!

Fine. Fine.

Fine. I mean, we got along okay.

Fish, fish, fish.

Fishing. Yeah.

For a while,

For people who don't like beach resorts.

For the rest of your goddamn life!

For the twin pillars of civilization:

Forbidden.

Forget this island. Forget about Thailand.

Francoise, listen! I've got to talk..

Francoise: Areyou happy, Richard?

Francoise: Come on, guys. It's okay.

Francoise!

Francoise?

Francoise.

From Lorenzo.

From the farmers on the other side.

Fuck you, Richard!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck. Sal, no!

Fuck. You wanted to be in command, Richard.

Fucking animals.

Fucking bastards!

Fucking come here!

Fucking tour guides.

Fucking wanks.

Fuckyou!

Fuckyou!

Game over,

Gateway to southeast Asia,

Gentlemen..

Get better or die.

Get in there.

Get it?

Get the map!

Get turned into counterfeit watches

Give 'em something, dude.

Give them some money.

Go ahead. Sign the statement.

God damn it!

God damn it!

God! How ya doing, man?

Goin' around here at the moment.

Gonna fuck up all the paperwork.

Good evening.

Good luck.

Good night, young lovers.

Good night.

Good night.

Good time city,

Good time city,

Good time!

Good to see ya.

Good work!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Got it, Keaty?

Got to keep my head clear.

Great!

Great! Great!

Great. Very good. Helene.

Gregorio.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! What about Molière?

Ha! Like every tourist..

Haah, haa haa, haah..

Hair conditioner, skin conditioner..

Have a look.

Have you told this to Etienne or..

He does no work in the garden.

He knows everything.

He likes to wipe his ass with tree leaves.

He says that we are to bring help

He thinks he's some sort of jungle commando.

He thinks I waste time

He wants to know what happened to his friend.

He was one of the founders of our community.

He will not take us to the island.

He won't go near the water.

He's gone.

He's the man.

He'sjust tryin' to fuckwith..

Hello?

Here we go, people!

Here?

Here. I want to give you something.

Here. You can have them.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, man,

Hey, Ricardo! Grazie.

Hey, Richard. Can you do this?

Hey, that's my bed.

Hey, you wanna take a hike?

Hey, you!

Hey, you! How about you?

Hey.

Hey. I've got your oils, man.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hidden from the sea.

Hil und Eva, deisem is Richard.

Hmm.

How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything now?

How are you, Keaty?

How can you do this?

How do we get down?

How do we get down?

How many more times does this have to happen?

How was it?

Howyou doing?

Huh? Tell me.

Huh.

Hygie.

I admire him.

I can deal with it.

I can't hear you!

I can't leave him.

I can't send the money,

I can't take this.

I could do that if I wanted to.

I didn't tell 'em.

I don't even know if we can get there or not.

I don't know, but it looks like a long way away.

I don't know!

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. I mean..

I don't know. I'm American.

I don't know. Just a fin

I don't know. One or 2 kilometers?

I don't need any help

I don't see her!

I don't want you to deal with it!

I doubt they have it in them to get there, anyway.

I finally touched down..

I found my vocation:

I got your key!

I had paid for her silence and bought my ticket back.

I have 2 of'em.

I have no idea.

I have to stay up here!

I just don't like the idea.

I just don't want to.

I just feel like everyone

I just have a question.

I just wanted to leave again.

I just wondered if you wanted to come with me.

I knew it was either the shark or me.

I knew it.

I know it's not as good as the one you left behind,

I know! Okay? I know.

I like you a lot.

I maywish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.

I mean being with Sal.

I mean real perfection, you know?

I mean, essentially, you are photographing yourself

I mean, Francoise, I..

I mean, I didn't want these people to come here

I mean, Richard..

I mean, the beach, you know,

I mean, the two of you and me, together?

I mean, there are infinite worlds out there,

I mean, there wasn't any ideology or shit like that.

I mean, they could be there forweeks.

I mean, up here, I could do whatever I wanted.

I mean, we could tell 'em it was Daffy.

I mean, we have a secret here, right?

I missed you.

I need something toxic, something industrial. okay?

I only took command

I presume you know the story

I realized that I had absolutely no idea

I really don't know what you're talking about.

I really wouldn't have noticed that.

I said no more people,

I saw a fin.

I send the money to my family.

I settled in.

I still believe in paradise.

I suddenly became aware

I swear to God..

I think in miles, not kilometers.

I think we should keep it between you and me.

I think we're about halfway.

I think, you know, Zeph,

I thought I was doin' pretty good.

I told myself that spreading news

I tried to keep it under control,

I tried to remember the person I used to be,

I want a toothpaste and.. and a toothbrush, yeah?

I want to look ahead..

I want to talk.

I want you to get the map back.

I want you up here every day

I was just like everybody else..

I was playing my own game now,

I was the only one with the overview

I was waiting for it to hit me..

I will not die today!

I won't let you down.

I work.

I.. i, no. I don't think so.

I'd keep it to myself,

I'd never find him again.

I'd rather you hadn't told me!

I'd really been looking forward

I'll be the nurse.

I'll find my own place. Thanks.

I'll find my own place. Thanks.

I'll go with you.

I'm a farmer. That's all. Understand?

I'm not gonna hurt you! All right?

I'm not gonna say it was the best decision I ever made.

I'm not just talkin' about the usual travelin',

I'm sick. I've got to. Sal!

I'm sure of it.

I'm talking about the secret island.

I'm trying to tell you to forget it!

I'm.. i'm sorry, bugs. Is it just me,

I've got loads of the fucking stuff.

I've got to talk to you.

I've just been away for a while.

Ideals, eh?

Idiot.

Idle, sponging, useless prick!

If he says that we should leave..

If he's better off without her or not?

If it hadn't been so effective,

If it's too far, we're gonna drown.

If that's the way it has to be,

If too many people come to this island,

If you pull that trigger,

If you want to stay.

If you want to stay.

Ifi had a key to a place like that,

Improving my night vision.

In a parallel universe.

In Bangkok.

In fact, even better than that..

In fact, pretty soon, I found

In front of the mirror every day.

In Thailand turnin' up.

In that last glimmer of its eyes,

In the eternity of space..

In the perfect beach resort,

In which case, there's a funeral,

Incredible.

Is everyone's got the same idea.

Is just perfect.

Is perfect. I mean..

Is photographing back down towards us.

Is there anyone who still does not understand?

Isn't it, Richard?

It could last for days.

It doesn't even fucking matter what I think anymore.

It doesn't exist.

It doesn't need to be a good reason.

It is Richard! Damn!

It it's nothing personal, right?

It just say he cut his wrists,

It just went off.

It lasts forever.

It should lead us all the way.

It was a deal.

It was almost like my trip to Koh Pha Ngan

It was just a beach resort

It was just like you said, dude.

It was like we arrived into a lost world,

It was too..

It was.. it was fake.

It won't hurt. Be brave.

It won't take a minute, Gregorio.

It would be a lot easier

It's a bit fucking late now, isn't it?

It's a fucking paradise!

It's a good story.

It's about a beach.

It's all fucking over, and you know it.

It's an urban myth.

It's because I'm with Etienne.

It's because I'm with Etienne.

It's been nice knowin' ya, man.

It's been real nice knowing you, Daffy.

It's good.

It's how you feel for a moment in your life

It's in the National Park,

It's just like a.. a lagoon, you know,

It's just me. It's just me.. Richard.

It's just what you've been searching for all theseyears.

It's like this.

It's my pleasure.

It's never gonna happen, sir.

It's not a problem.

It's not dangerous.

It's not like the 4 people

It's okay.

It's on an island, right?

It's our secret.

It's paradise.

It's spreading.

It's the hanging around in between

It's the real fucking deal, okay?

It's trouble for me.

It's up to you now.

It's up toyou.

It's very difficult to catch them.

Its tail fin sweeping back and forth as it

Jasmine tea, tiger balm, lip balm, tea tree oil..

Jeez, maybe we can hear your very different,

Jesus Christ! We're fucking here!

Just a big fish, Bugs.

Just a couple of weeks ago, you was fine,

Just as easily as they can sense blood.

Just as I knew it would,

Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience,

Just like before.

Just making conversation.

Keaty: We're gathered here today

Keep your hands to yourself and your dick in your pants.

Kill the pain, boy.

Know what I mean?

Let 'em see the blood this time, huh? Huh?

Let him go! Ugh!

Let's cook.

Let's gag one.

Let's go.

Let's try.

Letter on your door.

Like you're trying to tell me something here, Keaty?

Listen to me.

Listen up, everybody.

Listen, guys. I.. i made a mistake.

Listen, I've got to talk to you!

Listen. Etienne, I really fucked up.

Locked out, huh?

Look at him, Richard.

Look, I mean..

Look, there's nothing I could do.

Look! American dollars!

Look! There.

Looking for something more beautiful,

Ma'am!

Ma'am!

Make it 40 condoms.

Making conversation.

Man: Everybody havin' a good time, eh?

Man: Hey!

Man: One guess. Fish.

Man: Shut up!

Man: Waah!

Man: What?

Man: Yeah, burn!

May God take your soul,

Maybe a year, even.

Maybe even a few guys in tents..

Maybe when it's just a baby

Men and women with ideals,

Mistake? What mistake?

Mm hmm.

Mnogomillja biciklom.

Molto interessante.

More visceral..

Mushroom, Richard?

My leg.

My leg.

My M 16just went off, man.

My name is Richard.

My partner.

My whole life

Na Thon to Chawang..

Neighbors.

Never happened.

Never resist the unfamiliar.

No fuckin' way.

No hassle from Bugs or Etienne or Francoise.

No more people.

No offense and all,

No offense, but, uh..

No problem.

No problem.

No problem.

No wonderyour comedies conquered the world.

No, I don't have anything to smoke.

No, it doesn't matter. I like it.

No, no, no!

No, of course not.

No, thank you, Daffy.

No, thanks.

No, you don't.

No, you're right. I don't.

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No!

No! Really, no.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I just don't like the idea, that's all.

No. I must go to mainland!

No. I'll call again. I'll call again.

No. Listen to me.

No. no. You, no.

No. That's not it.

No. Why?

Noisy kitchen.

None of that matters..

Nor the tide wash it away.

Not a bleeding chicken's chance in Thailand.

Not even dying.

Not far at all.

Not just passing through,

Not like it does in the movies.

Not now.

Not once you cross the ocean and cut your self loose

Not talkin' to nobody.

Not that, okay?

Nothing happened?

Nothing is allowed to interrupt

Nothing. I just thought you should know!

Nothing. There is nothing you can say.

Now get some sleep.

Now you get it back and turn them away!

Now, before I start, there's..

Now, imagine, you got..

Now, in the long run,

Now, that's a different story.

Now, this was truly a pain in the ass.

Number one, you have to remain calm.

Of course I can swim.

Of course I can swim.

Of course, in Thailand, there is no skiing.

Of course, no one's actually ever met any of these people,

Of course, you can never forget what you've done.

Of how I was gonna get there.

Of someone else.

Of the Kentucky fried mouse.

Ofhow it all fitted together:

Oh ho ho, yeah!

Oh ho ho, yeah!

Oh, fuck off.

Oh, fuck this.

Oh, fuck you! Oh!

Oh, fuck, man.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! it's her bag!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God..

Oh, great, man. Nice work.

Oh, great! Lovely.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, man..

Oh, my God! Okay, what happened?

Oh, Richard, man! I love you!

Oh, Sal. Sal.

Oh, Sammy, come on over, man!

Oh, shit.

Oh, th that's fine.

Oh, that.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's nice. You know this guy?

Oh, yeah, but they keep to their side,

Oh, yeah, I am french,

Oh, you Europeans are so funny, huh?

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. it's so fucking beautiful, man.

Oh. Now, this is what I call a lot of dope.

Ohh.. shit.

Okay, a shark fin?

Okay, close together.

Okay, come on, everybody!

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, so how far is it, though?

Okay, so how many miles

Okay, so I was just foolin' around..

Okay, stand back there, please.

Okay, was there a shark?

Okay!

Okay?

Okay? Shut up. Shut up.

Okay? Whatever happens, you get the map back.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Tomorrow I will travel for many miles on a bicycle.

On account of his obsession with soap.

On the beach, it's easy to turn your back,

On the beach, it's easy to turn your back,

On the Khao San Road.

Once he was gone, we felt a whole lot better.

Once upon a time..

One man.

One night, I will get the perfect photograph.

One pretty little pink bag for you.

One tin of beef curry!

One.. she's just teasing you.

Only met somebody who has. You know what I mean?

Or any other major tragedy, I guess,

Or does this wet weather make everyone so damn tired?

Or get better, in which case,

Or something.

Ordinary soap for ordinary people is a waste of time.

Oryou stay here and take your chances.

Over there, about 100 meters.

Palm trees.

Parasites!

Pay them in dollars and fuck their daughters!

Pay them in dollars, fuck their daughters,

People living in a cave?

Perfect.

Play with guns,

Please fill this bag with a soft bog roll.

Please leave me. Leave me!

Please shut the fuck up.

Please.

Pretty soon, it became clear

Procurer of the cure.

Pure reflex and mankind's basic drive for survival

Pure white sand..

Quiet.

Really was out of mind.

Remember?

Repost I I'm pace,

Retrieving the map, my mission..

Richard, come with me.

Richard, shut up!

Richard, you know something?

Richard: After the funeral,

Richard: For years, they kept this place a secret.

Richard: Happy?

Richard: I don't know what we expected,

Richard: I was so happy to be back

Richard: Now, I know it wasn't a part of the plan,

Richard: Oh, God.

Richard: Oh, my God!

Richard: our resident chef was known as Unhygenix..

Richard: so I started just where I'd left off.

Richard: So never refuse an invitation.

Richard: Sure, we should've turned back,

Richard: That's all for you.

Richard: The only downer

Richard: There was Keaty,

Richard: Well, what?

Richard!

Richard!

Richard!

Richard! Richard!

Richard?

Richard?

Richard?

Richard?

Richard. Richard.

Richard..

Richard..

Right arm overwicket, 3 balls remaining.

Right here.

Right there!

Right, but how do we get from there to there?

Right?

Right? it's nature.

Right.

Right.

Rotting out in the woods where no one could see.

Row upon row of these razor sharp teeth,

Sal, is that you?

Sal: is that or is that not

Sal! Sal!

Sal?

Sal?

Sal. Listen.

Sal. Sal.

Sammy, how the fuck would you know

Second man: No way.

See, I was the one that was tryin' to find the cure.

Seven of diamonds. All right, man.

Shark!

She believed in it all way too much to ever change,

She has told everyone,

She just went underwater!

She wouldn't tell anyone about the map.

She's gone!

She's on an island..

Shit scared of the great unknown..

Shit!

Shit.

Shit. I..

Shut up, you fucker!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Shut up.

Smell it. It's a part of me.

So after 18 hours in the back of an airplane,

So don't all volunteer at once.

So I guess they're gonna, like, incinerate him

So just can it.

So let's go.

So that's exactly where we left her.

So the lieutenant, he says to me:

So they can sleep with them.

So what do you think about that story, Richard?

So what else do you need to know..

So you have to make allowances.

So you told them where you were going?

So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit.

So, how does it feel to be back in the real world?

So, I guess there's this urban myth

So, no problem.

So, why don'tyou go and warm the bed?

So, you was lucky, you know? Very lucky.

So?

So?

Soccer than you.

Soft bog roll?

Some girls like that in a man,

Some people say she's attracted toyou.

Something more dangerous.

Sometimes people need to take a little pain

Sometimes..

Sonja: Very good. Keaty?

Sooner or later, they'd turn it into this.

Sorry it's been so long,

Sorry, sorry..

Soyou wanna grab a beer or somethin'?

Special reason thatyou should..

Spend time with me, that is.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop!

Stop!

Stop! God damn it! Stop!

Story some other time, huh?

Strange thing, killing a shark.

Stuff about my family or where I'm from?

Sumet? Snook?

Surat Thani to Na Thon,

Sure. Yeah.

Surged in for the kill.

Sutra cuputovati mnogomillja biciklom.

Sutra cuputovati mnogomillja biciklom.

Sutra cuputovati mnogomillja biciklom.

Take a drink.

Take a look, Richard!

Take him back.

Take the drink.

Taking photographs of the night sky, for example.

Taking photographs of the sky.

Teach it. Teach it.

Tends to fade away

Thank you for making my life just perfect!

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That Americans always say to French girls

That fucking hurt!

That I couldn't bear to spoil the moment.

That I saw killed today.

That I should, right?

That I want her to be happy.

That is a powerful index of incompatibility.

That my entire world was gonna end.

That night, we promised ourselves,

That no one would ever know.

That really pisses people off.

That somehow shouts, No!

That something's gonna happen for you,

That the problem was Christo.

That there were plenty of other things

That this is exactly the person for you.

That was all right, but nobody else should come.

That was excellent.

That we have so much here to inspire us.

That we might have had, right..

That we weren't even invited.

That would cause you to split up.

That's 'cause we keep it in that shack.

That's absolutely fine.

That's all. That's all.

That's better!

That's it. Just the 3 of us.

That's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit

That's no problem, pal, 'cause, uh..

That's right, and you'll be here waiting for them.

That's sealed in by cliffs,

That's the spirit, kiddo.

The beach?

The big, chunky charlie

The big, chunky charlie!

The big, chunky charlie's eating up the whole world!

The Daily Telegraph.

The farmers, right?

The guy who can't play soccer.

The guy without a girlfriend.

The important thing is to get eaten and die..

The invaders.

The island..

The last one to arrive tattoos the next.

The less I missed them.

The man with the map.

The only person I didn't like

The police were pissed

The problem is seeing the fish.

The pursuit of pleasure.

The pursuit of pleasure.

The rice run? Fine.

The shark knew it.

The sun will not bleach it,

Then I will not stand in her way.

Then maybe it's just a big fish.

Then, we'll take him with us.

There is a letter for you.

There is no beach.

There must've been a reason.

There was a moment between us..

There was no fishing duty, no gardening shit,

There's no beach?

There's one problem.

There's probably a planet out there, right..

There'sjust a couple of things you have to remember.

These are good people.

They can sense that fear..

They can take it.

They didn't need to tell anyone.

They don't talk about people all the time.

They multiply! It's time to stop them!

They said to us.. They told us..

They were practically self sufficient.

They're coming with us.

They're talking about you because you're fucked up.

They're talking about you.

They're well defined.

This became ourworld,

This forest was my territory..

This is all your fault, anyway.

This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit

This is our home, too.

This is our house.

This is our sixth year.

This is where the hungry come to feed.

This island may not actually even exist,

This time, everyone has to watch, Sal.

Threaten them? I mean, with what?

Through the dark times.

Tickets, timetables, the whole damn trip..

Tim.

To air conditioning and some cold beer,

To condemn our behavior

To do about it?

To keep me occupied,

To keep our little paradise a secret.

To pick up the pieces of what ever was waiting.

To say our last respect to Sten.

To see the writing on the wall.

To smoke all day every day

To stay for one night.

To the future!

To trade a little marijuana and buy some rice.

To wherever it was that we called home..

To you!

Took me the best part of an hour

Totally fuckin' secret, totally fuckin'..

Tourists.

True..

Trust me, it's a very good deal.

Trust me.

Uh oh.

Uh, uh, sutra cuputovati

Uhh!

Uhh!

Um, Vicki.

Um, we just want.. we just want to go.

Understand? Huh?

Until those people come.

Vero interessanto.

Very good.

Very interesting. Keaty.

Viruses, Richard!

W what am I supposed to do when they actually get here?

Waah!

Waah!

Wahoo!

Wait a minute.

Was great.

Was sail back once in a while

Was Sal's boyfriend Bugs, our on island carpenter.

We all do, right?

We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV

We all tried to get back to normal..

We built it with our own hands,

We can do that.

We can take you to the hospital, all right?

We can't do that.

We can't move him. It's gangrene.

We carried away our sins and made ourway back

We carry on.

We could explain, right?

We could explain.

We didn't think about.

We get really hungry.

We have a situation. It's not a disaster,

We leave our rucksacks on this island,

We swim?

We swim.

We value our secrecy.

We wait, okay?

We were headed for the great unknown,

We were untouchable in our happiness.

We, uh, we.. we had a map,

We'll go now.

We'll have this place cleaned up and ready

We'll jump.

We'll jump.

We're in dope heaven!

We're not gonna jump, all right?

We're not leaving.

We're not leaving.

We're on patrol in the delta.

Well, I came afterwards.

Well, I'm going to go and play

Well, it was not my fault.

Well, ours was simple.

Well, that's sad news.

Well, that's the last time I buy you a fuckin' beer.

Well, to be honest, Etienne,

Well, we can relax for a bit.

Well, why do I get the feeling

Wh what can I say?

What are you doing sitting in the dark?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What did he say?

What do you mean, me and Francoise?

What do you want, man?

What for, man?

What is he saying?

What is it, then?

What is wrong with snake blood?

What the fuck was that for?

What you think you're playin' at, man?

What?

What?

What's he saying?

What's this?

What's wrong?

When you're a part of something.

Where another you

Where did you go? Francoise!

Where dollars and deutschmarks

Where he said, Hey, Richard, man..

Whew.

Which kind of suits us as well.

Which means that someone will have to come

Who got the makeup remover?

Who know exactly where it is,

Who only cared about 2 things..

Who thinks Richard should come?

Who?

Whoa!

Whoa! Ha ha ha!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Yeah! Yeah!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo hoo!

Whoo..

Why we were so special..

With a taste of human blood on its tongue,

With the heavy rain and the bad light,

With your girlfriend

Woman: Ah!

Woman: Please shut up, okay?

Woman: This is crazy.

Would ya? Let me guess.

Would you like to come to the beach with me?

Yeah, and look where you've taken us!

Yeah, and that's just the start of it.

Yeah, bummer.

Yeah, go on, Sal, do it.

Yeah, it looks that way, sir!

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, really.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm comin'.

Yeah, yeah. No. See, that's the wrong one.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Mad weed!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. He cut his wrists open in a hotel room

Yeah. I mean, of course.

Yeah. No. Seriously, the map thing?

Yeah. That's fucking great!

Yeah. With coconuts and shit.

Yeah. Yeah. He's dead.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess.

Yeah. You, too.

Year zero, kiddo!

Year zero?

Yes, Richard!

Yes, that!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo, Ricardo. What's up, bro?

Yo, tell him the best part, dawg.

Yo, yo, rich.

Yorgesca de from Christo and me.

You and Sal in Koh Pha Ngan.

You are a clever boy. The one who sneak around.

You are such an idiot!

You are what makes this place work.

You brought us trouble.

You calling me an asshole?

You can just take over. All right, sir?

You can swim, can'tyou, Richard?

You can't do it. You can't do it, Sal.

You can't do this.

You can't do this. This is disgusting.

You can't hear me.

You can't run around in the dark

You can't!

You cannot.. no. No! No.

You copied the map, Richard.

You drew it. You handed it out.

You fucking bastards!

You get out there and draw their fire!

You got anything to smoke?

You guys all right?

You hardly knew him.

You have a nice day.

You have seen this?

You have such a playful sense of humor.

You have to go,

You haven't a hope, mate,

You hear that? You hear that?

You hear that? You hear what they're saying?

You know how it is, right?

You know something?

You know who I think about a lot?

You know, it's just the way the world works.

You know, the lying doesn't bother me,

You know?

You led the way, Daffy.

You let us down, Richard.

You mustn't tell anybody where this happened.

You need to help me!

You need to help!

You okay with this?

You play a lot of video games.

You promise?

You realize that..

You remember, those men with guns.

You see, in a shark attack,

You see, um..

You see, Zeph?

You showed me the truth.

You steal from us,

You understand?

You understand?

You want American money?

You want it all be safe, just like America.

You want it to feel different..

You want to be with.

You want to drink snake blood?

You want to go to the mainland to see a dentist?

You was all right.

You wouldn't be holding out on us,

You'll be okay.

You're a pig!

You're fucked in the head, right?

You're fucked in the head, right?

You're probably better off without her, anyway, bro.

You're represented, man.

You've got to leave this place.

Yummy.

1,500! Cheap for you!

1,800 baht.

2.

2.. you don't speak french.

3 dumb movies, 2 plastic meals, 6 beers,

3.. he speaks French.

4 boxes of tampons, assorted sizes.

4 people are dead. I don't know what else they're gonna do,

4.. he is French.

6 bars of chocolate..

6 packs of tampons..

12 packs of rizla..

100 aspirin, 100 paracetamol,

500 miles in 24 hours

Come on. Do it.

Come on. The map,

it was a fake. Yeah, yeah.

It was a story. Right.

Now.

Shark! Shark!

Stop it. What?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

'Cause if you pull that trigger, Sal..

'Cause this time..

'cause you don't want every fucking asshole