Dark Shadows (2012) Edit

A ball for who?

A curse takes devotion.

A disgraceful misuse.

A letter proclaiming Satan's true name.

A little doll filled with pins? That is not love.

A name like Victoria is so beautiful...

A place where I could feel at home again.

A series of transfusions to try and purify your blood.

A stout man contains some five quarts of blood...

A stranger arrives...

A vampire, madam. Yes.

A vampire?

A werewolf?

A werewolf.

A word with Barnabas Collins, please.

A word, please.

A yuh, 1972.

A yuh. There's four of them.

Aah!

Actually, I came down looking for David.

Admired by all.

Adored you!

Ah, music.

Ah, Victoria.

Alas, I know not how to win her tender affections...

All I need will be mine if you are here

All right.

All the hearts I could have broken

All the time.

An old friend.

And a most splendid one.

And booze, lots of booze.

And burn, baby, burn

And do the good people of Collinsport know that their beloved Angie...

And fight I shall.

And God help me if it's another bone dry pot roast...

And he was the finest man this family ever knew.

And how, pray, does one throw a happening?

And I give you my word of honor:

And I'd be willing to bet...

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna see it destroyed by those bastards.

And I'm getting real shot down And I'm feeling mean

And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.

And I've found that place here at Collinwood.

And if I refuse?

And if I told you I could offer you a better one?

And if the love is earnest enough...

And if you have an ounce of love or respect for this family...

And in short order, so shall our fortunes.

And like so many before you...

And Mother has a fantasy I won't run away if she doesn't.

And my favorite bit about Lucy is her crazy, crazy red hair.

And my second favorite bit about her...

And my soul with it.

And now you have a chance to fight again.

And then you will take me to these living Collinses you speak of.

And then...

And there may Asmodeus himself suckle from your diseased teat.

And they all considered it worth the sacrifice, I assure you.

And this is how you repay us?

And to them...

And to think the whole town's named after them.

And to what do we owe the pleasure?

And Victoria...

And what is known of his death?

And what will you do if I don't, you little bastard?

And where is David's mother, if you don't mind my asking?

And who better to tutor me than a woman of your age.

And why does a Collins want to talk to me'?

And yes, it was fun being adored as the Collins name crumbled...

And your parents deserve to boil in hell's everlasting sulfur.

And your suspicion...

And...

Angelbay.

ANGELIQUE: Hello, Barnabas.

ANGELIQUE: If he doth another choose

ANGELIQUE: Make it an hour. And start cracking the whip out here.

ANGELIQUE: Unh!

Angelique!

Angelique...

Angie has deals with most of the boats in Maine.

Anyway, the fishing business is all but gone.

Are you absolutely certain?

Aren't we being a smidge hypocritical?

Arrest them.

Arrogant creatures, down you go

As a boy, I took it upon myself to discover each one.

As a Collins...

Awaken.

Balls are demonstrations of power.

Balls are how the ruling class remain the ruling class.

BARNABAS [ON RECORDING] Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman...

Barnabas Collins III is going to stay with us from England.

Barnabas, get over it.

Barnabas, we have a guest.

Barnabas, you're on fire.

BARNABAS: A ball.

BARNABAS: And provided...

BARNABAS: Caught in Angelique's spell...

BARNABAS: Convinced my parents' death was no accident...

BARNABAS: Despised you!

BARNABAS: Do not fear, my child.

BARNABAS: Do they not?

BARNABAS: For some, blood means a life of wealth and privilege.

BARNABAS: Have you ever seen such majesty?

BARNABAS: Hm.

BARNABAS: I should tell you, Willie...

BARNABAS: I thought I'd lost you.

BARNABAS: It is said that blood is thicker than water.

BARNABAS: It is said that blood is thicker than water.

BARNABAS: Let me out, I say!

BARNABAS: Master David.

BARNABAS: My beloved Collinwood.

BARNABAS: Of all the servants I could have spurned...

BARNABAS: Resolved that I would never belong to her...

BARNABAS: That was a regrettable turn of events.

BARNABAS: Victoria!

BARNABAS: We must intensify our efforts.

BARNABAS: What was that infernal banging?

BARNABAS: When I was but a boy...

BARNABAS: Yes.

Barnabas?

Barnabas? Dr. Julia Hoffman.

Barnabas? Why are you staring into Carolyn's room?

Barnabas...

Beautiful workmanship, isn't it?

Because I'd kill you if you tried.

Between you and his mother, I can hardly get him to talk about anything else.

Bill...

Binds us. Curses us.

Black hair, handsome features.

But a witch with an impenetrable hatred of me.

But after two centuries of consideration...

But do you think me too weird for a woman of this...

But even in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd feel as happy as I do now.

But even then, in the depths of my grief, not all was darkness.

But he believed our family was cursed...

But he told me to keep everybody out.

But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again.

But know this:

But lately...

But more importantly, I am a Collins.

But my dad said...

But not everyone shared in our family's success.

But now I would like you to go and watch Alice Cooper with the others.

But remember, Barnabas, family is the only real wealth. Hm?

But there are plenty of old houses with hidden doors.

But this one...

But whoever you are, you're not to look at those children again. Arrr I clear?

But why become a man, Barnabas?

But with great purpose, methinks.

But you, my dear little wisp...

But...

By your curse.

Call and arrange a meeting.

Can.

Carolyn has a fantasy that I'm going to allow this.

Carolyn touches herself. She makes noises like a kitten.

Carolyn, my God.

Carolyn, this is Ms. Winters.

Carolyn! Will you please turn that noise down?

Carolyn?

Carolyn.

Carolyn.

Carolyn. Enough, both of you.

Carolyn...

Chicks dig love, man.

Children!

Christ, Angie, I ain't got time for chitchat. The damned town's burning!

Collin wood

Collins. Collinsport.

Come again?

Come on.

Come on. I know you're here.

Come, Barnabas.

Command? You make me sick.

Compelled by your witchcraft.

Confronted by a giant letter M with the luminance of a thousand lanterns.

Congratulations.

Curious terrain.

Cursed because I saw things other little girls didn't.

Curses us.

Damn it. What have I told you about cutting holes in the sheets?

Damn wagon's been acting up.

David, come on.

David, get out!

DAVID: Carolyn.

DAVID: He says his name is Barnabas Collins.

DAVID: I like him.

DAVID: Leave him alone.

DAVID: That's Vicky.

DAVID: You ruined it!

Die

Distantly, you might say.

Do not concern yourself with my methods.

Do not dismay, Barnabas. We shall yet again escape this nightmare.

Do you know what I would very much like to do with you?

Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?

Do you think the sexes should be equal?

Do you understand?

Does she reside in Collinsport?

Doesn't mean anything?

Don't exaggerate, it was only 196.

Dr. Hoffman, this is our distant relative, Barnabas Collins.

Drop the whole weird Swinging London thing...

During the day? How odd.

Either you agree to rule this little pond of mine side by side...

Either you remain at Collinwood...

ELIZABETH: A what?

ELIZABETH: Angelique.

ELIZABETH: David, go inside.

ELIZABETH: David, this is Vicky.

ELIZABETH: Keep your voice down.

ELIZABETH: Oh, my God.

ELIZABETH: That'll do, Carolyn.

Elizabeth.

Eloquently put.

Enchanted.

Endure.

Enough trickery.

Especially yours.

Every bit as curious and rambunctious as I was.

Every nook...

Exactly what I've been saying. This family could use some balls.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Captain Clarney?

Family is the only real wealth, he would often remark.

Filthy.

Fire. Murder. Angry mob. Run!

Firstly, I do not come seeking money.

Five more minutes.

For a price, of course.

For I believe that I have found my one true love.

For I had found my one true love.

For I only kill because I'm compelled to.

For most of my life, I've wanted a place where I belonged.

For others, a life of servitude.

For the entire town, of course.

FOREMAN: Run!

Forgive me. My name is Barnabas Collins.

From where does it come?

Get away from that man.

Get out of my house.

Get out of my room!

Get these folks out of here!

Getting ready for Halloween?

Give it some time.

Give me one good reason why I should not kill you this instant.

Go and watch the Cooper woman.

Go on, slaughter me.

Go!

God as my witness, Josette...

God knows where he's run off to now.

Goest thou to hell, and swiftly, please.

Good evening. Welcome to Collinwood.

Good luck.

Good.

Had this fork been real silver...

Hank, we need another brigade out of Portland, quick as you can!

Harlot of the devil. Vulgar...!

Hate?

Have at me, Lucifer.

Have you any experience with hypnotism, Barnabas?

He admitted killing those men at the construction site.

He idolizes you.

He means it seemed like two centuries.

He told me everything...

He was confident and strong.

He's a fine lad.

He's asleep, I'm afraid.

He's been gone for so long.

He's got the ear of every captain from Bar Harbor to Boston.

He's had a rather difficult time accepting her passing.

He's not staying with us forever, is he?

He's probably the one who started the fire to cover his boss' tracks.

Hear me, future dweller.

Heavens, no.

Heh. Do you really think anyone would believe a word you said?

Hello! I hear you!

Hello. I'm Victoria Winters.

Hello. My name is Maggie Ev...

Hello. My name is Victoria Winters.

Help me.

Help me.

Help you what?

Here are my terms:

Here...

Hey, you're not invited. Um...

Hey.

Hey. Uh...

Hi, pumpkin.

His name was Barnabas Collins.

Hm. I was just looking for the, uh...

Hmm.

Hold it right there.

Hold it right there.

How could you tell? These are exact replicas.

How dare you defile my manor with your noxious...?

How dare you place your wicked lips upon me?

How do you do?

How do you ever expect us girls to advance...

How do you feel about the president?

How long has it been?

However, please know that it is with sincere regret...

Huh. Good luck.

Hypnotizing fishermen isn't business acumen, Barnabas.

I also remember the two of us having a lot of fun.

I always knew there was something off about Angie. But a witch?

I am a grinner

I am a lover

I am about to do something so repellent...

I am Barnabas Collins.

I am neither good nor gentle, and I do not forgive.

I am not as I once was.

I am reminded of a line...

I am terribly sorry.

I am.

I attempted to throw myself from a cliff.

I brought Dr. Hoffman here to work with him for a month.

I can explain.

I can only imagine.

I command you to release her from your curse.

I could change that.

I could've been gone for more

I cursed your family, my Barnabas.

I demand that you release me from my curse.

I don't know what it is. I just know there's always been something pulling me here.

I don't know why, but for some reason, I feel like I can tell you anything.

I don't watch television.

I employ it for other purposes.

I find hypnotism cuts through all that.

I find it very useful, yes.

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

I got the witch.

I guess as long as it makes him happy, what does it matter what anyone believes?

I guess.

I had no idea that my business acumen was giving you such spasms.

I have a contract...

I have already prepared my counter proposal.

I have no idea. I never saw him before.

I have spent the last two centuries locked in a box...

I have urgent need to be human again.

I have used no such trickery to summon your ardor, I assure you.

I have withheld my tender affections...

I haven't seen Vicky...

I hope you have a thirdly.

I just don't want to grow old.

I knew it wouldn't be long before you barged in...

I live in the light, Barnabas.

I love you, Barnabas.

I mean to be a part of this family again.

I mean to stay.

I mean, look at her red hair.

I might look sweet and innocent, but I have secrets.

I must admit, they have not aged a day.

I must say this age does remain a mystery to me.

I opened doors for little old ladies

I Play my music

I promise.

I remember this place being less depressing.

I seem to recall an Alice Cooper from my youth.

I sent your little girlfriend over the cliffs once before.

I shall have you tried for witchcraft and burnt at the stake.

I shall show them what we are.

I should have destroyed you. You've brought me nothing but misery.

I should like to see the factory immediately. How soon can the horses be ready?

I should warn you, Barnabas, there's a slight chance it won't work.

I simply seek advice on the art of courting a woman of this time.

I think he's just tired from his long trip.

I think it's time I showed you my office, Barnabas.

I think we'll get along just fine, Ms. Winters.

I want to be beautiful again.

I was awakened...

I was gonna scare her.

I was gonna scare you.

I worshipped you.

I would very much like to have a word in the drawing room.

I'd be willing to bet that Barnabas has already skipped town.

I'd think a physician like you would find him fascinating.

I'll be honest. I was really angry at you for the first century or so.

I'll grow old and die, and you'll live forever.

I'll keep on drinking and trust my...

I'll take everything you love...

I'm a werewolf, okay? Let's not make a big deal out of it.

I'm going to give you a choice.

I'm going to live there when I'm 16.

I'm gonna offer you a business proposal, Barnabas.

I'm here on behalf of the town council to welcome our new visitor to Collinsport.

I'm here to see Ms. Stoddard about the governess position.

I'm on the top of the world looking down

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's just...

I'm sure he did, David. And you've done a marvelous job.

I'm the only big fish left in their little pond.

I'm willing to call a truce if you'll just take me.

I'm willing to start over, Barnabas.

I've been an upstanding member of this community for 200 years...

I've caught the only thing that matters, Barnabas.

I've missed you.

I've not spoken of my feelings to another soul.

If Collins blood built this house...

If I can't have you, my love...

If I may, what is the family business?

If it's money you're after, I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent.

If that is true, madam...

If you wanna get with her, you're gonna have to change your approach.

Impossible.

Impressive.

In a straight, white vest

In fact, you would rather sell your soul to Satan...

In our blood, madam.

In the sun

In your own crazy and miserable way, you fought on...

Indeed.

Indeed.

Indeed.

Indeed.

Indeed. And the Collins family have always held the biggest...

Instead, you have made me a monster.

Interesting. I don't know many people who take business meetings...

Is he ever coming home?

Is he for real?

Is that so?

It did not work.

It doesn't mean anything to our bottom line.

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Master David.

It is the eyes of the devil himself, come to drag me to my judgment.

It is unforgivable.

It is what defines us.

It is what defines us.

It isn't exactly the kind of thing they teach in medical school.

It looks like a pulsating blood urn.

It reads thusly:

It was an eternity.

It wasn't an accident. Some maniac ripped their throats out.

It's a medical doctor that specializes in disorders of the mind.

It's a shame.

It's about time we threw a little dough around. Hm?

It's almost hypnotic.

It's been 20 minutes.

It's like I've known you forever.

It's like I've known you forever.

It's nice to meet you.

It's not him, it's her.

It's really true! Mommy, Daddy, please!

It's really you.

Jesus, can somebody shut the d****s?

Jesus!

Josette, Dr. Hoffman. And your beloved Vicky.

Josette!

Josette!

Josette!

Josette.

Josette.

Josette.

JOSHUA: A man should take pride in what he builds.

JOSHUA: Come, my love. Let's go.

JULIA: No, it's brilliant.

Just legends, really.

Just like I made David no better than a bastard...

Just two big fish in an itty bitty pond.

Keep your damn panties...

Know this:

L...

Land?

Land.

Lately it's just been...

Laura was lost at sea...

Leave her be, Julia.

Leave us alone.

Let me hear you say I love you, Angelique. I want you.

Let me try.

Lo! Above the gates of hell...

Locked in a box for 200 years!

Look at me. Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.

Look into my eyes...

Love means never having to say...

Lying and stealing blood are things you're rather familiar with.

Madam...

Make the night as bright as day

MAN 1: Get down here.

MAN 1: Maybe we're getting too worked up about this, Angie.

MAN 1: Morning, Angie! BOY: Hi, Angie!

MAN 1: Whoa.

MAN 2: Catch you later. WOMAN: Take it easy, Veronica.

MAN 2: He's right.

MAN 2: Think it's a gas main?

MAN 2: Whoa.

MAN 3: Not supposed to be any out here.

Man, you tripped for two centuries?

MAN: Asshole!

MAN: One of the seamers blew a clutch. It'll be two hours before it's back online.

MAN: What about you?

Master David!

May I assume it is some species of American delicacy?

May I hypnotize you, Barnabas?

Me and Mrs. Johnson.

Medically, psychologically and physically, he's fascinating.

Men would become unmanageable.

Mephistopheles.

Mephistopheles.

Miss Elizabeth won't spend the money to get her fixed.

Mock me not with your strange luminance!

Mommy, where's Daddy?

Mommy!

Mommy! Daddy!

Morning.

Mr. Clarney...

Mr. Collins, back off! I'm warning you!

Mrs. Johnson and Dr. Hoffman...

Ms. Winters, this is my brother, Roger.

My Angelbay is Collinsport now.

My apologies, madam I have just arisen.

My brother, Roger, and his son, David.

My dad's talking to her inside.

My daughter, Carolyn, and I.

My dear, even Aphrodite herself could not construct a more odious union.

My final offer.

My God.

My God...

My great great grandmother started Angelbay...

My mom told me.

My name is Barnabas Collins...

My parents, taken.

My quarrel is with all of you.

My soul is prepared!

My sweet Victoria.

My true love, taken.

My, we've let this place go to hell, haven't we?

Myths.

Neither you nor any under this roof need fear my cursed nature.

Never got that.

Never met him.

Never mind that. Where is your family? Where is Victoria?

New York. And it's Victoria.

New York's a trip, huh?

No more Mr. Clean

No more Mr. Nice Guy

No more Mr. Nice Guy

No one you know.

No, if she merely hated you, she would've killed you.

No, no, no, listen up.

No, Victoria.

No!

No.

No.

No. I will not see you suffer as I do. Never.

None of the others have made it past a week.

None of this would've happened if you'd just loved me.

Not exactly.

Not that I can think of.

Nothing but the best for you, pussycat.

Nothing would make me happier.

Nothing.

Now that Dr. Hoffman isn't around to give you your little transfusions.

Now they got a staff of me.

Now, hold still, Maggie.

Now, tell me, the Collins family...

Now, we can either fight until one of us is dead...

Now...

Now...

October. That's why there's pumpkins.

Of course.

Oh, boy. Miss Elizabeth's gonna shit a brick.

Oh, by letting a vampire use one of the guest bedrooms?

Oh, he's, um... Who?

Oh, I think you know who.

Oh, my dear Victoria.

Oh, spare me. I had him under hypnosis for hours.

Oh, sweet glories be. Whoever you are, fear not. I will not harm you.

Oh, Victoria.

Oh, yeah. Been expecting you.

Oh, yes, I almost forgot, the family that can do no wrong.

Okay.

Okay.

On one condition.

One cannot put a price on the restoration of a family's honor.

One of the real important ones from way back.

Ooh. No one talks like you anymore, Barnabas.

Or a whole town named after them.

Or sheep.

Or we can make...

Or you leave...

Part of me believes he's a lonely boy looking for comfort.

Part of me believes there are things in this world we don't understand.

Partners.

People don't throw balls anymore, stupid.

Perhaps it is best...

Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment.

Perhaps you should unchain me first?

Perhaps you would be kind enough to enlighten me.

Perhaps.

Plagued me.

Please don't kill me. You're a good man. You're a gentleman.

Please, call me Vicky.

Please, call me Vicky.

Please, call me Vicky.

Please, forgive me.

Please, I'm begging you! Please, don't!

Pray, what month is it?

Promise me that this...

Promise we'll be together forever.

Pulling me to Collinsport.

Rather, to provide it.

Regrettably, the word is foreign to me.

Release me!

Remember your place.

Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!

Right where it belongs.

Right. You've only spoken of my birthing hips.

Roger, Ms. Winters is to be David's new governess.

ROGER: Chop chop, Willie, I'm starving.

ROGER: You know, Barnabas has a point.

Sadly, Elizabeth uses it for the badminton equipment.

Seafood, Ms. Winters. We had a large cannery in town.

Secrets that'll make the hairs on your arms stand straight up.

See me, derelict.

See my lonely life unfold

See you in a couple centuries, lover boy.

Seems that even in death, I have a weakness for the living flesh.

Sell to you? Never.

She believes in ghosts, like me.

She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll.

She was a liar.

She was stealing my blood.

She's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.

She's a witch.

She's about as useful as a bucket without a bottom.

She's going to be your new governess.

She's only 4 years old

Sheriff, we need to talk.

SHERIFF: Liz...

Show the peasants that we're back in action.

Show them what you are.

Show yourself, Satan!

Since I've gone away

Sit.

Sleeping dont come very easy

So all he loves will

So here is the deal:

So I set out in search of a new home.

So it is.

So quiet...

So that means something, gentlemen.

So this is how it ends.

So where are you from, Veronica?

So you are the one who has sent the Collins family business into the abyss.

So you're here to babysit the loony.

So, Barnabas, what sort of business are you in back home?

So, Vicky, where'd you c...?

So, what first, master?

Some specter approaches.

Something with a Barn in it.

Somewhere deep down in that cold, un beating heart.

Sorry I didn't grab you down at the station.

Speak plainly, snake.

Still, not every family has a house like this.

Strange clothes covered in fresh blood.

Sure, it was fun...

Take it.

Tell me...

Terrified beyond belief.

That is your curse.

That it's strange

That means you're...

That they couldn't look down their entitled noses at us.

That was three years ago.

That would require mercy.

That, madam...

That's heavy, man.

That's what I was looking for.

That's where I keep my macramé.

That's why I've missed you.

The air is choked with soot and the streets reek...

The Bouchard women slaved for over two centuries...

The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.

The Collins family has always been in the fishing business.

The Collins family has rebuilt their business with murder!

The Collins family took you in, bestowed their sacred trust upon you.

The dark shadows of one's soul.

The father David so desperately wants and deserves...

The fireplace...

The house has some 200 rooms...

The manor is nearly in ruins.

The need to feel the sun on my face again.

The one who looks like Josette.

The only thing you drink these days.

The opulence and complexity of this magnificent chandelier...

The people I love haven't always loved me back.

The people of Collinsport are my worshippers now.

The perfect marriage of European elegance...

The question of motive is to be expected.

The smell of urine permeates the air.

The Third.

The very audacity of the name summons vomit into the recesses of my mouth.

The war?

Then be fascinated, Julia.

Then magic shall the slighted use

Then that is where my work begins. And with your blessing...

Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.

Theoretically, anyway.

There are just a few questions, if you don't mind...

There are only seven of us, after all.

There's a point where delusions fail, but his didn't budge.

There's nothing worth stealing, I'm afraid.

There's one of them now!

There's only one way.

There's the monster.

They call him the Godfather of the Grand Banks.

They can't be seen with me

They found 11 workers dead in the woods off Route 9 this morning.

They kept us apart.

They love me here.

They never understood, we're the same.

They say he's sick He's obscene

They spruced up the cannery and renovated their house. So what?

They throw happenings.

They tried stoning me, my dear.

They were the loneliest, most painful years a child could know.

They've taken just about every port on the East Coast.

Things have changed while you were taking your little nap.

Things like magic, death, destiny.

This is a very silly play.

This is your last chance.

This one was always my favorite.

This place was designed for a staff of a hundred.

This will only hurt for a minute.

This?

Those are Egyptian cotton.

Time, doctor, I have an unfortunate excess of.

To betray one's own kin, and because she possesses a gift.

To lend his heart an eye

To offer you a contract.

To you.

To your form return

Tragically, to no avail.

Ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Uncanny, is it not?

Uncle Barnabas...

Ur?

Very good.

Vicky. Please, call me Vicky.

VICTORIA: Barnabas!

VICTORIA: But as hard as they were, I never lost my will.

VICTORIA: David, you startled me.

VICTORIA: Hi.

VICTORIA: It's beautiful.

VICTORIA: Mind if I tag along?