The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966) Adventure Edit

A bit thin, perhaps, but

A bowl of soup.

A couple steps back.

A golden haired angel watches over him.

A little of this will help.

A name on a grave.

A name.

A Roat, Smith Wesson, Colt, Navy,

Adios, half soldier.

After all, what good is the money to you if you're dead?

After receiving his payment in advance, he deserted the wagon train

After you, please. Start walking.

Ah.

Aim! Fire!

Alias Shorty Larson, to hang by the neck until dead.

All dead. My name is Jackson, not Carson.

All I know is Carson reenlisted.

All of us reek of alcohol.

All right, put a fresh bandage on him.

All right, you dirty skunk, get your ass off the bed.

All right.

All right.

All those who discredit and dishonor the uniform of the Union.

Amigo, I said the other side, and that's enough.

An armed unit escorting a cash box of gold coins

And any other aliases he might have

And Baker knows it.

And bring to a court martial

And have so much to talk about.

And he never forgets a friend.

And he's a pig. Where is he now?

And headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck

And I know where to find it.

And I've come to give you $3,000.

And if you won't manage it, you'll die, only slowly,

And keep your eyes open, the area is full of Yankees.

And may God be praised.

And no later than tomorrow that they'll be in the city.

And one or two things that interested me.

And only a few men to guard them.

And people talk bullshit.

And rich. Like you're going to be.

And send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

And so, Blondie,

And some in gold. That's a tidy sum.

And that's not all.

And the Lord have mercy on your soul.

And the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

And they're going to beat the South.

And Tuco, is he...

And went away with his unit. They all left.

And what if they were still alive?

And when he's found, I'd be scared to be put in his shoes.

And you do have a lot to talk about, haven't you?

And you know the name of the grave.

And you?

And you?

And you?

And you? Have you ever heard of someone named Canby? No?

And you're looking for an infirmary?

And your mother... Your mother!

Another 100 miles of beautiful, sunbaked sand.

Answer present.

Any information?

Any reason for being around here?

Anything else?

Arch Stanton? Are you sure?

Arch Stanton.

Are our men treated that well in Andersonville camp?

Are you reading when this man is dying?

Armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices,

Arriving from San Rafael. Is that enough?

As you can see, we are treated very well.

As you can see, we are treated very well.

At the least, I'd say you'll make colonel.

Baker has nothing.

Be sure these two get good treatment.

Because he hates the Yanks, huh, Blondie?

Before we get caught up in the war.

Bill Carson!

Bill Carson!

Bill Carson!

Bill Carson!

Bill Carson's a fake name, huh?

Bill Carson's name's written in it.

Bill.

Blondie, don't die.

Blondie, what's the matter?

Blondie, you realize we might be risking our lives.

Blondie!

Blondie!

Blondie!

Blondie.

Blondie.

Blondie.

Blondie. Ask Blondie.

Blue or gray?

Burns, huh? They say people with fair skin can't take too much.

But as long as I'm commandant, I won't permit any such trickery. Am I clear?

But he's in very good hands.

But I pray I can manage to have enough time to amass evidence

But if I get that name from you, I'll give you water.

But if you miss, you had better miss very well.

But it must have a name or a number on it, huh?

But let's not try to make things any worse.

But let's talk about you. It's more important.

But no one will set foot in this hell,

But one thing is sure, boys, Branson Bridge will stand unbroken.

But people are saying you got killed in Albuquerque.

But since I'm alive and I've noticed

But then the army decides, of course,

But we have no more beds here.

But we'll keep close enough to keep an eye on things.

But what I lack is the guts.

But while the Confederates are there, we can't get across.

But who knows where they are now?

But you don't know just who you're looking for, and I do.

But you don't look like the one who'll collect it.

But you know how many graves there are there?

But you know the pity is, when I'm paid,

But you mustn't worry.

But you're smart enough to know that talking won't save you.

By the Third District Circuit Court of the following crimes,

Canby's front line is right on their heels.

Canby's men are coming here.

Captain, all companies are awaiting your orders.

CAPTAIN: Names don't matter.

Carson has a patch over one eye. He's with the Third.

Carson, Carson, yeah, yeah. Glad to meet you, Carson.

Carson.

Carson. Bill Carson.

Cartridge.

Cartridges.

Chico and Ramon, his two brothers, were my friends, too.

Cigar?

Clem, follow him.

Come along now. Follow me.

Come back and fight! You bastard.

Come back!

Come back! Wait! Blondie!

Come here! Cut this rope off! Get off that horse.

Come here.

Come on, Blondie. We don't have very far to go.

Come on, come on, the party's over.

Come on, saddle your horses.

Come on, you dummy, talk.

Come on.

Come on.

Companies, forward!

Companies, report!

Corn cobs, Dixie style.

Could you help me live a little more?

Cut it out! Cut it out!

Cut me loose, you filthy bastard!

Cut me loose!

Cut me loose! Cut me loose!

Derailing a train in order to rob the passengers...

Did I do wrong?

Dig.

Disturbing the peace, pandering, highway robbery...

Do you have parents, Blondie? A mother?

Doc.

Doctor,

Don't die until later, you son of a...

Don't die, huh?

Don't die. I'll get you water.

Don't drink, don't drink. Is no good for you.

Don't move. I'll be right back.

Don't you recognize me?

Drink. Drink.

Easy, easy. Easy, easy.

Easy.

Easy. Easy now.

Eh?

Escaping from a state prison,

Especially if you don't have anything to drink.

Especially when they've come from so far away

Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel.

Even the armies are afraid to march through there.

Even to think of destroying that bridge is just...

Even when Judas hanged himself, there was a storm, too.

Every gun makes its own tune.

Every penny of it.

Everything. Like the pope almost.

Father Ramirez.

Father, did he ask for me? Did he speak about anything, Father?

Father, did he speak? Did he say anything?

Feel better?

Five for you and five for me.

Five, six.

Five?

Flyspeck on headquarters' maps.

For all these crimes,

For Glorieta.

For the last time, Sergeant,

For the moment, we take very good care of my friend.

For this, sir, is the most potent weapon in war.

Form a single file. Move!

Four for me.

Four for you

From the way the wounded are pouring into this place,

General Sibley. He looks dead.

Get in.

Get off that horse, you filthy coward!

Get the hell out.

Get things ready.

Glad they got him, a man guilty of all those crimes.

Go away.

Go back and tell him that.

Go on, preach me a sermon, Pablo.

God help me. It's my fault.

God is with us because he hates the Yanks, too!

Going this way, we cross the Rio Grande.

Good treatment.

Good.

Got it. Thank you.

Guilty of the following crimes,

Halt!

Halt!

Halt.

Have some. It's Bill Carson's tobacco.

Have you ever heard of anyone by the name of Bill Carson?

He also mentioned something about a certain cash box,

He asked for you to be there, but there was only me.

He disappears and becomes Bill Carson.

He gave me $1,000.

He knows the name on the grave.

He lives with a girl called Maria who'll tell you.

He packed his things ten days ago

He said quite a bit that should interest you,

He should regain his strength in a very short time.

He understands nothing about Tuco.

He's both young and strong.

He's dead.

He's finally getting out of our hair.

He's in charge in Rome. Yeah, yeah, my brother, he say to me,

He's not alone. There's five of them.

He's not wrong.

He's still alive?

He's tall, blond, he smokes a cigar,

Hear that?

Here there's plenty to eat and drink. Bring your friend, too.

Here you are.

Here.

Here.

Here. Corporal Bill Carson. Third Regiment, 2nd Cavalry Squadron,

Here. Remington, Colt,

Here. This is for you.

Here's the water. Don't die like that pig.

Hey, amigo.

Hey, Angel Eyes.

Hey, Blondie,

Hey, Blondie, Angel Eyes is mine, huh?

Hey, Blondie, did you hear that?

Hey, Blondie, here's water. Water, Blondie.

Hey, Blondie, how the hell did you get out of that pigsty?

Hey, Blondie, isn't that Angel Eyes?

Hey, Blondie!

Hey, Blondie.

Hey, Blondie.

Hey, Corporal, afraid he'll get lost?

Hey, everybody, look, look. He's giving him the filthy money.

Hey, Father, I...

Hey, Luke, hand me down a whiskey.

Hey, Pablo.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold it. That's it, don't move.

Hoorah! Down with General Grant!

Hoorah! Hoorah for the Confederacy!

Horse theft, theft of supplies belonging to the Union Army,

How much are you worth now?

How much?

How much?

How much?

How peaceful and quiet, amigo.

How?

How's your digestion now?

Hurray for Dixie! Hurray! Hurray for Dixie!

Hurry, a stretcher.

Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.

I always follow my job through.

I can't tell Baker what happened to the money.

I can't while you're watching me.

I don't give a God damn what they do in Andersonville.

I don't know him.

I don't know the right thing.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know where he is.

I don't know. As soon as I hit the desert, I'm thirsty.

I don't know. I don't know, I tell you.

I don't shoot the rope.

I expect good news.

I feel a man like you could manage it.

I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.

I got a good sense of where I'm going.

I had a good deal for you.

I had lots of time to learn how to shoot with my left.

I have a feeling it's really gonna be a good, long battle.

I have nothing to tell you.

I have you, you have me.

I hope your mother ends up in a two dollar whorehouse!

I just don't know what you drifters could be thinking.

I knew it, I knew it.

I know his name.

I know nothing at all about that case of coins.

I know the name of the cemetery now,

I know the name of the cemetery,

I know the prisoners here are being robbed systematically.

I know there's a brother somewhere who will never refuse me

I know there's scum around who are bivouacked near the camp

I know this leg means I won't last very long,

I mean, our partnership is untied.

I must have been 10, 12. I don't remember which, but I stayed.

I must tell you the truth, Blondie.

I never forget old friends, Tuco.

I said Bill Carson!

I shoot the legs off the stool.

I swear, I'll always honor your memory.

I think his idea was that I kill you.

I think I feel sick.

I think that you'll manage to gain their respect

I thought of you.

I told you once, friend, if I ever get you down,

I tried, but it was no good.

I want that blond alive.

I was just passing by here, I said to myself,

I went to the army court.

I will take you all the way...

I wonder if my brother remembers his brother.

I would have found him already.

I would like to piss. It's rough.

I would tell about the gold. Yes. Yes, I would.

I, Tuco Ramirez, brother of Brother Ramirez,

I'd divide it four ways, like a brother.

I'd tell the name on the grave.

I'll always honor your memory.

I'll ask the questions.

I'll bet he got himself an easy job,

I'll bet they didn't even pay you a penny for your arm.

I'll bet they don't call you Angel Eyes.

I'll hang you up by your thumbs!

I'll help you. I'll help you.

I'll keep the money, and you can have the rope.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

I'll sleep better

I'll tell you one thing, Blondie.

I'll tell you why.

I'll write the name on the bottom of this stone.

I'm a captain.

I'm an honest farmer! I'm innocent of any...

I'm Lincoln's grandfather. What was that you said about the dollars?

I'm looking for the owner of that horse.

I'm not greedy. I'm only taking half.

I'm only interested in what name Jackson's hiding under now.

I'm rich. But I'm lonely.

I'm telling you, I want the prisoners treated as prisoners.

I'm very happy you're working with me, and we're together again.

I'm very sorry, but the store's closing.

I'm your friend. Come on. Come on.

I've been shaken up on this train nearly ten hours now.

I've done a lot worse.

I've done it. I've blown it up. Boom.

I've even worked out a plan.

I've got a very sick man here.

I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

Idiots.

If he's with the Third, they've already left.

If I could do it, I could save many thousands of men.

If I did, I probably wouldn't be here now.

If I ever catch you, Blondie, I'll rip your heart out and eat it!

If I get my hands on the $200,000,

If I knew that my last hour had come, I swear

If I were a Yankee, you wouldn't have time to ask me that.

If I were you, I'd keep me alive.

If there's justice in the world,

If they would help me catch him,

If we cut down my percentage...

If you ask me, it seems like a book.

If you do that, you'll always be poor,

If you save your breath, I feel a man like you could manage it.

If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.

If you want one, you'll have to make yourself a Yankee prisoner.

If you're looking for a summer vacation spot, you've found it.

If your friends stay out in the damp,

Illinois.

In case you didn't know it, God is on our side, too,

In here, I've destroyed it all.

In my place, in your place, I would do the same thing.

In my place, you would do the same thing.

In the cemetery.

In the grave. Okay.

Inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion,

Intact is how the South wants it, and we want it intact, too.

Is a Mission San Antonio around here?

Is it bad to speak the way I do to volunteers?

Is that good enough for you?

Is the key to this whole area.

Isn't three the perfect number?

It doesn't matter. I'll kill them all.

It doesn't matter. I'm very happy.

It had to happen now.

It looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts.

It ought to hold a hearing, and Jackson's acquitted.

It seems to me you once had a wife someplace.

It sure would be a pity.

It was the grave marked Unknown right beside Arch Stanton.

It'll be a lot easier with that.

It'll only take a minute. Get moving.

It's a court martial offense to imagine,

It's been a long time.

It's empty.

It's for you.

It's good to have somebody close by, friends or relations.

It's good to see old friends again.

It's goodbye.

It's got to hold the weight of a pig.

It's liable to interfere with my aim.

It's me, Tuco. Let me embrace you.

It's one of those Yankee prison camps

It's perfect timing, Large One.

It's too bad, friends. Tough luck I haven't found you.

It's too big for your neck, huh?

It's written...

It's yours. Just get me water.

Jonathan Frost!

Joslyn, another Remington.

Judas. You sold my hide.

Just a dirty son of a bitch!

Just a minute. I'll be right there.

Just as long as you're the commandant.

Just give me a little time to get dressed, and I'll open up.

Just keep on the way you're going.

Just like the greasy rat that you are.

Just what you and Jackson had to say about the cash box.

Keep it. It's yours.

Keep talking.

Keep your ears open.

Know how much you're worth now?

Knowing my good friend is by my side

Last night.

Left face!

Let him have yours.

Let me go, and I'll pardon you.

Let me go.

Let's get the hell out of here!

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on, gentlemen. Come on.

Like a little music with your meal, Tuco?

Like it says in the manual, You've got every qualification,

Like that, you won't have to carry so much.

Like you.

Listen, Angel Eyes said for us to lay low for a few days,

Listen, Blondie...

Listen, the neck at the end of the rope is mine.

Look out for him, please. He's like a brother to me.

Look, I mean, when...

Look. See that one with the white beard sitting in the wagon?

MAN: ...as a Mexican general.

MAN: I believe madam is home.

MAN: Maria.

MAN: Wanted in 14 counties of this state,

MAN: Wanted in 15 counties of this state.

March!

May God have mercy on his soul. Proceed.

May the Lord have mercy on his soul.

Maybe Baker would like to know

Maybe.

Me?

Me? Who says so? You can't even read.

Meanwhile, you can enjoy a sunbath.

Meets a Yankee ambush, and only three of them are saved.

Mine isn't.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

More feeling.

Move. Come on, let's go.

Murder, assaulting a justice of the peace,

Music? Yes, it's very good, very good for the digestion.

My belly's full.

My brother, he is crazy about me.

My name is Bill Carson now. It's Carson.

Name and traveling papers.

Name of Jackson.

Nathaniel Sullivan!

Near Apache Canyon.

Nine years?

No matter what the color of his uniform.

No more brutality.

No one?

No, I think it's better that

No, I'll keep this. You go.

No, probably not.

No! Angel Eyes...

No?

No.

No.

No. How much?

No. No pistol, amigo. It won't do you any good.

Nobody misses when I'm at the end of the rope.

Not enough for you, eh?

Not even a mother.

Not one, lots of them.

Not that you're any tougher than Tuco,

Not wise to use your own name.

Nothing.

Now don't breathe. Still. That's it.

Now get on that.

Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me.

Now I want you to stand up there and put your head in that noose.

Now I will tell you something.

Now suppose you say present, Carson.

Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened,

Now what am I supposed to do? I have to have respect.

Now, what's the name of that town?

Of all the stinking, dirty tricks...

Oh, listen, I forgot to mention,

Oh, my uniform. It's a long story.

Oh, no. Not you. You remain tied.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Perfect.

Okay, let's eat.

On the grave.

On the hunting grounds of the Sioux Indians.

One bastard goes in, another comes out.

One became a priest or a bandit.

One here, one there, wherever I found them.

One name is as good as another.

One, two, three, four,

Only 70 miles.

Only eight and a half hours more before sunset.

Only for a little while, I mean.

Only now do you think of them.

Or a bullet.

Or Baker's got it all wrong.

Or cheated or murdered.

Otherwise, the key will get rusty and just be a spot on the wall.

Our father died only a few days ago.

Our government has spared no expense.

Our hotel is luxurious and filled with conveniences.

Our mother has been dead a long time now.

Outside of evil, what else have you managed to do?

Over that way.

Passing counterfeit money, and contrary to the laws of this state,

People with ropes around their necks don't always hang.

Perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children,

Play that fiddle, you.

Please don't die. Please.

Please forgive me, brother.

Please, Blondie.

Please, Carson,

Please, don't die.

Please, have a little, huh? Here. Coffee.

Please, mister, sir, a bad heart condition...

Please, tell me the name

Potatoes.

Present!

Present!

Present.

Present.

PRIEST: Out, soldier. Out you go. Come on.

Prisoners of war, forward

Proceed.

Proceed.

Put him in my cell.

Put me down!

Raping a virgin of the white race,

Ready!

Really poor.

Receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods,

Revolvers.

Revolvers.

Richard McGilley!

Right.

Right.

Robbing an unknown number of post offices, breaking out...

Robert Clark!

Sad Hill Cemetery.

Sad Hill Cemetery. Okay.

Sad Hill.

Sad Hill. Now it's your turn.

Sam Richmond!

Santa Ana.

See you soon...

Sergeant Angel Eyes.

Sergeant, gangrene is eating my leg away, not my eyes.

Sergeant, I have a gravely wounded man here,

Settle down. Settle down. Who's there?

She's a fresh young whore in the territory.

She's... You bastard!

Sibley's men are retreating up there.

Since we're all going in the same direction,

Sitting before us,

Six. Perfect number.

Slim, take care of the horses.

So it's nine years. Nine years.

So many of us have had a session in there.

So only you know your half of the secret?

So that's why you came to Tuco?

So the next time, I want more than half.

So where are we?

So you want to enlist?

So...

SOLDIER: All right, what's he doing, sleeping?

SOLDIER: Company B ready!

SOLDIER: Company D ready!

SOLDIER: Company E ready!

SOLDIER: Doctor, quick, the captain's wounded.

SOLDIER: We found them near the perimeter, sir.

SOLDIER: What are you doing? No, leave me alone.

Someplace fairly near.

Stay there. Don't move. I'll get you water.

Stevens, Baker and Jackson.

Stupid, useless bridge.

Such as?

Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life.

Sure would like to put your paw on it, huh?

Sure, I'll go, I'll go.

Sure, the Rebs have decided that damn bridge

Sure.

Surprise attack.

Take a slug of this, Captain.

Take off that pistol belt.

Take your places.

Taking a rest?

Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already.

Tell him I want to live in peace, understand?

Tell me.

Thank you, Father. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Goodbye, Sergeant.

Thanks be to Jesus. Thanks to all of you.

That an accusation?

That could be cannon fire.

That is, I'll eat.

That money will go to the undertakers.

That sure is a long way.

That you were coming from Santa Fe.

That your family?

That's a lot of money for a head.

That's a lot of money. $1,000.

That's all I know, I swear!

That's enough!

That's enough.

That's it.

That's my bit.

That's not too bad.

That's not what I'm being paid for.

That's right.

That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens,

That's what he calls himself now.

That's what I thought.

That's what's kept him going until now.

That's why I was away.

That's why these Southerners are getting out.

That's why they pay me.

That's your bit.

The accused has made a full, spontaneous confession.

The best time is after the attack

The blood is bursting through my...

The brothers take care of anyone who's wounded,

The captain wants to see you right away.

The condemned hired himself out as a guide to a wagon train.

The condemned is also guilty...

The condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder,

The condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice.

The condemned standing before us,

The gallant heroes of Branson Bridge.

The gold, I hid the gold. The gold is safe.

The gun.

The minute I saw you, I said to myself,

The money's on the other side of the river.

The name Jackson's hiding under is Bill Carson.

The name of the cemetery is...

The name on the grave is.

The name.

The old father tells me you'll be up and around in a few days.

The one on Sad Hill.

The other one will be along.

The poor guy's minus an eye.

The theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison,

The thing that wasn't saved, though, was the coins.

The troops are coming. Come on.

The wagon is all ready to go.

The war has frightened me already.

The way back to town is only 70 miles.

The way I figure, there's really not too much future

The world is divided into two parts,

Theft of supplies belonging to the Confederate Army,

Then these idiots would go somewhere else to fight.

There are three of us.

There are two kinds of spurs, my friend,

There is no use to go on tormenting me!

There must be a thousand, five thousand.

There should be a bridge across that river.

There were no witnesses.

There.

There's a big son of a bitch who's got $4,000.

There's a grave by...

There's no formalities here.

There's no name here either.

There's no number. There's a name.

There's nothing anyone can do anymore.

There's two of them.

There's two of us.

Therefore, according to the powers vested in us,

Therefore, we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead.

Therefore, with the powers vested in us by the laws of this state...

These Rebels have no will to fight.

They left for Santa Fe.

They say Colonel Canby's closing in with his Northerners,

They shot him at close range.

They'll come looking for us.

They'll soon be finished.

They're beginning their daily slaughter right on time.

They're gray like us. Let's say hello to them and then get going.

They're liable to catch a cold, aren't they?

Think if you'd been on your own.

Third Cavalry, General Sibley.

This is something I have to look into.

This morning, I heard the whole thing.

Those men aren't worried about anything anymore, are they?

Those poor young devils.

Those that come in by the door,

Those that come in by the window.

Those who have friends, and those who are lonely, like poor Tuco.

Those with a rope around their neck,

Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.

Three, four, five for me.

To become an expert in the use of weapons.

To dream of blowing it up. A serious crime.

To find $200,000.

To hang by the neck until dead.

To hell, with a rope around his neck and a price on his head.

To protect me.

Too much.

Towards $200,000.

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, has been found guilty

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez...

Tuco has taken you this far.

Tuco, Father Ramirez is back.

Tuco, water. Well, here's water.

TUCO: Enough. Enough. I talk. I talk.

TUCO: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

TUCO: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

TUCO: What are you trying to say, anybody can miss a shot?

TUCO: Who the hell is that?

TUCO: You're heavy.

Tuco.

Two attacks a day?

Two can dig a lot quicker than one.