The Lonely Island ft. Justin Timbarlake - Dick in a box Edit

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

And that's the way you do it

Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box

Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

Hanukkah, dick in a box

Hey girl

I got somethin' real important to give you

It's easy to do just follow these steps

It's in a box

It's my dick in a box

Kwanzaa, a dick in a box

Mid day at the grocery store, a dick in a box

My dick in a box

My dick in a box babe

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

Ooh, my dick in a box girl

Ooh, my dick in a box girl

So just sit down and listen

Somethin' special girl

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

Take a look inside it's my dick in a box

That sort of gift don't mean anything

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one

Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide

1, cut a hole in a box

2, put your junk in that box

3, make her open the box

(Open wide)

(Such a long time)

(What's on my mind)