A certified immortal. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A great chance to get hit number 2,999. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A home run! from Mr 3000 (2004)
A line drive to deep left center. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A little old school is what this team needs. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A lot of drooling and a lot of just flailing around from Mr 3000 (2004)
A member of that exclusive 3,000 base hit club, from Mr 3000 (2004)
A piece of baseball history out the crack of your ass! from Mr 3000 (2004)
A purpose pitch to get Ross angry. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A re energized team plays for respectability, from Mr 3000 (2004)
A sharp ground ball up the middle. from Mr 3000 (2004)
A Stan Ross candy bar. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Aah, what'd I tell you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Aah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
About moving here when you can't do what you say you're gonna do? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Across the cities and farms of the great state of Wisconsin from Mr 3000 (2004)
Actually, it's very gentle. from Mr 3000 (2004)
After he was in the Hall of Fame, from Mr 3000 (2004)
After I get my hits today, you want to come by and celebrate? from Mr 3000 (2004)
After the ball leaves the pitcher's hand from Mr 3000 (2004)
After the game, we pick up a... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ah, yes! Now batting leadoff. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ain't that something you can do here in Milwaukee? from Mr 3000 (2004)
All day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All I heard... from Mr 3000 (2004)
All on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, come on. Tell them like it is, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, forget this. I'll freestyle it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, let me tell you something, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, Milwaukee, from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, now. I'm leavin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, only 'cause I like this song, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right, push! from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right! He's coming on up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right? I hit 43 home runs. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
All right. That's your locker over there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Also here with us today, you remember him well, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Although he'd hit better than Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Although I hit a home run, I'm still 2 for 51. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And another run scores. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And better eyes than that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Big Horse Berelli gonna be standin' up there with you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And end the Brewers' season on a high note. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And end the Brewers' season on a high note. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And every single day, man, Mister Softee ice cream truck from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Fukuda working from the stretch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And get this thing over with? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And get your woof on at 3000 Paws. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And hangin' out and stuff like that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he hasn't played the game in nine years. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he is safe with a ringing double. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he kept himself in better shape than Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And he never RSVP'd once. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here comes Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here comes the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here he comes with that trademark arrogant scowl. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And here's the windup and the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And how many games out of third place are we? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I know for a fact, if it was up to you, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I loved him for that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I promise, it won't be like last time from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I said stank ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And I'm just wonderin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And if I don't get my face out my ass and get out this inning, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And it becomes obvious you're hurting the team, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And it's the same as it ever was. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And joining us today to pay tribute to Stan, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And not be selected into the Hall of Fame? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And now that you have, I don't know. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And quick still. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And some of us hoped you wouldn't, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Stan Ross is out of there on three straight pitches. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And take those youngsters to school. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And that means no more talking to you stank ass reporters. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And that was to jump far, far below from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the boos, for that matter, are for Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the entire Milwaukee Brewers organization. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the King of the Swing, from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the Milwaukee Brewers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And the sound you hear reverberating from Mr 3000 (2004)
And there ain't nothin' you sons of bitches can do about it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And they all gonna be collector's items. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And they were in fifth place when you got there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And they'd be stealin' bases like I'm out there stealin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And this is what baseball music sounds like. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And to my main man, my best friend, Boca Carter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And to you, Old Donkey. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And we're the Little Leaguers? from Mr 3000 (2004)
And welcome to beautiful Miller Park. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And you're always for yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And you're always for yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And your life's been richer ever since. from Mr 3000 (2004)
And, well, that'll get you some halitosis action. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Any doggone thing, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Anybody have a Stan Ross rookie card? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Apparently he hasn't forgotten the way Stan abandoned the team from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are here tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are pleased to be able to help a member of the Brewer family from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are the Brewers goin' to the World Series? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are you givin' up on me, Mo? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are you really talking to us from the clubhouse? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Are you still talking about that weak ass ground ball? from Mr 3000 (2004)
As I said before, Stan Ross is back. from Mr 3000 (2004)
As I'm tearin' down the line, from Mr 3000 (2004)
As Ross' window of opportunity from Mr 3000 (2004)
As Yahko tried to escape across the rope bridge, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Asa Buchanan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
At what point, Peter, does the rust come off? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Attention, all Milwaukee leprechauns. from Mr 3000 (2004)
B, that's what I'm talkin' about. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Baby, you hungrier than a hostage. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Baby, you owe it to yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be a hitter, baby. Be a hitter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be aggressive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be the historic moment from Mr 3000 (2004)
Be with me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I'm going deep every game, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I'm not the one who's desperate from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because it identifies greatness. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Before we go on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Before we go too far, I can't spend the night. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Before you knew which side of the bat was the good end. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Besides letting down your teammates, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Besides, dog, that was wack! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Besides, dog, that was wack! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Best player on the Brewers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Better talk to him, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Beyatch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bingo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Black athletes age slower. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Blowing away the competition. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bo, all I need is a bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boastin' about yourself, you're gonna end up all by yourself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boca, I swear, when you get to going, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boca! Yo, Bo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boca. See that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bottom of the third, and the cheers you hear, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boy, I'm tellin' you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boy, that pup sound just like me back in the day, I swear. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Braves at Brewers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Breathe in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Brewers down by 4. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Brewers on three! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bring the whole family down to Mr. 3000 Shopping Center. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Brother, you're looking at 25 Little Leaguers in here from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bullcrap! Let me see that. Yeah, right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But easy, Gus. Don't get excited. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But even his impressive power numbers from Mr 3000 (2004)
But first the man who's become sort of Ross' protege of late, from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I am gonna say that every Brewer but Stan that played from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I do miss playin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I got news for you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I know Boca's a ballplayer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I'm here to tell you that if you get 3,000 hits, from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I've been lookin' ahead toward it, you know? from Mr 3000 (2004)
But it don't matter 'cause I got mine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But let's talk about the name Mr. 3000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But like my teammate Kenji Fukuda taught me to say... from Mr 3000 (2004)
But most of all, I want to thank you all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But my numbers don't lie. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But not potentially move into third place? from Mr 3000 (2004)
But now Ross is up with not only a chance from Mr 3000 (2004)
But that's Skip's decision. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But this time finished 147 votes shy, from Mr 3000 (2004)
But unfortunately, it's up to a bunch of sportswriters. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But we both know that you ain't never been serious enough from Mr 3000 (2004)
But when an athlete gets to that point, he loses all his pride. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But why he cuss me out? I never did nothin' to him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you can bet that's not what he's thinking. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you didn't catch the real story on tonight's game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you have hole in your ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you sure as hell ain't no Hall of Famer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But you're right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But your equipment is right over there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But your team gettin' picked off. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But your team losin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
By the dreaded, evil boars. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye bye. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye bye. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Can he even handle first base at his age, let alone hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Can't say I can, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Charge! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Check this out. Look at that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Checks the runners now, and here's the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Clearly Earll just sent that message. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come here. I got a new idea. Listen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. Get on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, baby. Now we're talkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Brewers! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, bump with me. Don't leave me hangin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Coach. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, come on, come on, come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, I know you remember what it was like. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, let's go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, let's see what you got. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Mo, I'm 47 years old. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, now up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, now, don't distract me when I'm hittin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, Stan. You got this one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, this is the one. You know what I'm talking about! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, try it again. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, we got a shot at third place. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. Come on out here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. I need you, now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on. You know we're young enough. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Congratulations. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Crybaby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Curve ball. Curve ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Damn it, Joe! He know better than to get me pissed off! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Damn you, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Damn! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Deal with it! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Did you hit him with the fans bit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Did you see me, baby? Ha ha. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Do your thing, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Does that get to you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Dog, come on. All My Children. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don Roberto. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't give me that crap. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't go away. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't leave me hangin'. Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't make me run you, Gus. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't you baby me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Don't you worry about me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Earth, Wind & Fire? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Eddie Richling. I'm the conditioning coach. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Eighth? That's for banjo hitters. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Either that, or he just wants to symbolize from Mr 3000 (2004)
End an inning with the hidden ball trick, huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Endorsement? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Especially what you got in front of you, a living legend. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Especially with all the bitches he got around. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Every win, every home run, every hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Every year since he retired. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fairmount Park, Philly, son. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Familiar? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Favorite portion of the show, the comedy portion. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Feel it in your lats? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fellas, come on, now. We got a game goin' on out here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fellas. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Figures. He's drunk. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Find it at Radio Shack. from Mr 3000 (2004)
First year, I was 150 votes short. from Mr 3000 (2004)
First, I want to thank you, Mr. Schembri, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Fit just right, doesn't it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Five games and hasn't gotten close to a hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For all those years of abuse. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For his 3,000th base hit and a call from Cooperstown, from Mr 3000 (2004)
For the erstwhile King of Swing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For their longtime hero, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
For this couch, and perfection ain't one of 'em. from Mr 3000 (2004)
From our angle, I thought he was safe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
From that special someone? from Mr 3000 (2004)
From the green... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Game tied at 4. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Game's changed a lot since we last played. from Mr 3000 (2004)
George Foreman didn't know when to get out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Gervis, with a 6 game hitting streak, at the plate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get a hit, Grandpa. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get a shot of that one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get back in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get in line. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get off of my field! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get up out of my face. I did my job. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your hair dyed, fried, and laid to the side at 3000 Cuts. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your page on at 3000 Beeps. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your shamrock groove on at Stan Ross' Mr. 3000 Sports Bar, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get your Szechuan feast on at 3000 Woks. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Girl, you need to quit fightin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give him a month to get in shape. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give him your cap or an autographed bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give me my ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Give you the shoe? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Glickman now on the mound, working from the stretch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Go ahead, man, it's in my locker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Go on, go on, man. You can't help me now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Go, T! Come on, baby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Good luck tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Good night. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Grandpa? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Guiding Light. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ha ha, baby, I'm on a roll, too, Jay. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ha! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Had a hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Had slowly crept to within four votes of enshrinement, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hall of Fame! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hang on. What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hangin' it up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Has got a better chance of getting a hit than Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Have a seat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Have done little to stop the Brewers' losing streak. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He ain't got no waist on him. He got nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He almost took the bat right out of Stan Ross' hands. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He bobbles it, but what's Minadeo doing? from Mr 3000 (2004)
He could win the game here with a long fly ball, from Mr 3000 (2004)
He hasn't lost his touch, has he? from Mr 3000 (2004)
He playin' to you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He realized that he was trapped by both sides from Mr 3000 (2004)
He swings, and it's a high fly ball to right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He throwin' a curve ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He tipped his pitch, and I called it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He tipped his pitch. You saw it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He tucks his arm in on the curve. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He used to be able to hit, cannot hit now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He wants his autograph. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He was safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
He was safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
He was taught English in school in Japan, from Mr 3000 (2004)
He wasn't very good with the press. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's a bad teammate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's a black athlete. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's a jerk. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's hitting cleanup right behind Rex Pennebaker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's not going to the Hall of Fame! from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's not running. Now they pick it up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's now 0 27 in his comeback. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's picking up his stride, from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's safe. The bases are loaded. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's showin' his pitch, and he don't know it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's small. That guy was small for a friggin' midget. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's such a crybaby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
He's the real deal. Plus, I know what he thinkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hello? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here comes the play. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here we go. Who they got? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here we go. This is it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here's a throw to first base, and Ross is out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Here's the wind and the pitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, all you Milwaukee leprechauns. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Coach, get me that ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, congratulations, Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, easy, old man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, girl, you been watchin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, man, the press is eating it up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, oh, good. Buddy, come here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan, go get your hit this Saturday, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan, Tom Arnold here. Congratulations on everything. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan, you think that diaper's affecting your swing? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, they're just getting even with Stan from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, what size you swinging over there, Old School? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, where you goin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey. Hey, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey... from Mr 3000 (2004)
His elbow go in like this. He grip the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
His last plate appearance of a storied big league career. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hitting's my business. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hmm? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hmm? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold on, kids. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hold your breath, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hole in my ass? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Home half of the fourth. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hope he trips and breaks his leg. from Mr 3000 (2004)
How 'bout I shove my Hall of Fame bat from Mr 3000 (2004)
How about a Wiffle bat? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How about where you say you didn't know if I would do it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How about you, Ernie? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How come I hardly see you on SportsCenter anymore? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How could I not make them more competitive? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How do you think you'll adjust to the contemporary game? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How long do we let this go on? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How many games we got left in this season? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How old are you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How the hell do you bat 3,000 from Mr 3000 (2004)
How well he's been playing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
How's it feel, Stan? from Mr 3000 (2004)
How's it feel? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Huh? Who's the old man, baby? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hydrostatic weighing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I agree, and that's why I'm telling Gus from Mr 3000 (2004)
I ain't goin' there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I ain't gonna be no damn spokesman for no Viagra. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I am here to record your history in the making. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I been playin' this game long enough to know how it goes. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I called a practice on my day off on our last home stand. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I called the man out. I'm watching the same game you are! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can depend on you all to bring me, Stan Ross, to Cooperstown. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can do anything a 20 year old can do. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can hear you say Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can still swing my bat, Bo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can still swing my bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can't believe you said that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I can't let them do it to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't believe it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't even know why you bother learning his name, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know what you're saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know why I bothered comin' back. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know, baby. I guess I like the rest of it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't know. You're takin' half my at bats away. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't make the news or decide what is the news. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't need my balls washed to tell you how much I weigh. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't need you to tell me what to do. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't think I was one of his favorites. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't want Panas to take me out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I don't want you to pop no blood vessel. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I feel like Flipper. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I finally got them playin' patented Stan Ross baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I gave 'em they money worth tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I gave him good advice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got 3,000 up there, one for each one of my hits. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got 5 bucks in my pocket says you can't give me 10. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got a hammer my damn self. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got a new PlayStation game, Hall of Fame Baseball, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got one question for you, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got three games before we go on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got three home games against the Astros from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got tickets for that one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got your old man, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I got your old man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I gotta go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I grew up watching your excellent play on television. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I guess somebody should have showed up to that practice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I guess you are getting a little serious, huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
I had a few bad outings in a row, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I have to go with it because, as you say, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I hear you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I hope you weren't listening to the trash from Mr 3000 (2004)
I just became a legend like Willie Mays, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I just go where I'm assigned. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I just gotta go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I know I always said I didn't, but I do. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I know the team is going to give me the shoe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I like the sleepin' and the talkin' from Mr 3000 (2004)
I love you more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I mean, best sex I ever had, too, but that's all it was. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I mean, hit a screamin' liner right past my head. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I mean, how am I supposed to think from Mr 3000 (2004)
I never felt that type of respect from Mr 3000 (2004)
I realized I had to start cuttin' loose from Mr 3000 (2004)
I remember once upon a time I pushed out the 40 year old. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I said, It looked like a groundout to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I said, What if you don't hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
I started my own little stuff right here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I still look good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I still see the ball. I still hit the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I think he played with you a couple of months in '79. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I think he's having a party at his place, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I think I'm gonna get it on the next at bat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I thought the lady must have... from Mr 3000 (2004)
I thought when we retired his number, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I used to play center field, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I want you doing press all week long on the road, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I was all over that nickel curve ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I was thinkin' about that producer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I was young, Skip. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I wasn't thinkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I went to the park this morning, and you weren't there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'd have been in the Hall of Fame a long time ago. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'd have quit last season if I didn't think from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll bring you home. Come on, get on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll catch her later. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll come right around. That ain't nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll pay for it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll see you at practice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll see you at the ball park. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll show him. I'll put up this... from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'll show you what kiss my ass look like. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm about to take care of business. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm back! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna give you a special exclusive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna say it here, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna slap the shit out of T Rex. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna start off real light, about 463. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna tell my buddies. Stan Ross unzipped my pants. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm gonna tell you what's left for you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm here with Hall of Famer hopeful Stan Ross, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm hittin' now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just a reporter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just kidding. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying that I could always count on you from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying, Stan Ross Day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm just saying. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm looking dead at it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not goin' on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not in the mood right now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not sure it does. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm on a roll, man. I'm tellin' you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm on a roll, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm Rick, the clubhouse assistant. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm sure to stay on that roll, from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm surprised Stan Ross isn't protesting the call. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talkin' big time. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talking about Jay Leno. That's bigger than the game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talking endorsements, product lines. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm talking to you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm the only one out there gettin' mine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I've been here before. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I've been swinging this thing sweet from Mr 3000 (2004)
I've been waitin' 20 years for you to ask me that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
If he throw another curve ball, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If he's up to it, we put him in the lineup. from Mr 3000 (2004)
If I don't get a hit, it's over. from Mr 3000 (2004)
If Pennebaker homers, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If this was my team, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If you have a lifetime .314 average, from Mr 3000 (2004)
If you look on the back, you'll see it's written in Latin. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In fact, I don't think you even vacuumed. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In hopes of squeezing out an extra at bat for Ross, from Mr 3000 (2004)
In that elite 3,000 hit club? from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the division cellar. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the first two games against the Astros from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the league, will do everything he can from Mr 3000 (2004)
In the middle of the pennant race nine years ago. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In this, his final home stand. from Mr 3000 (2004)
In your first three at bats? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Infield tight, hitter's delight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Instead of playin', you makin' like Mr. Bojangles. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Into the raging, raging river. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is about to close and close before a nationwide audience. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is it more than a coincidence from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is it once a day? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is particularly unhappy having Ross back in the lineup. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? How many push ups can you do? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that the first time you pulled that off in a game? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that the way you were raised? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is the roar of the Brewer faithful from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is their strapping young outfielder, T Rex Pennebaker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is this a joke? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is this only about getting back to 3,000 hits, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It don't feel good, especially the way I've been swinging, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It has to go in, all of it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It hasn't changed, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is gone! from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is gone! from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is off the base of the wall. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It is to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It just isn't possible to get out of his day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It should be a ball game right now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It was 1989, against the Mariners. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It was really nice, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It was wrong the way I quit on the team back then. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It wasn't the best. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a piece of loose leaf paper you wrote Ross Bar on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a publicity stunt, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a vicious line drive off Earll's... from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's called Pilates. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's carrying well. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's going, going. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's going, going. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's how we determine how much body fat you really have. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's like if the Red Sox thawed out Ted Williams, from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's my year, and everybody knows it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's not like I'm hiding from you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's not Reebok. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's only a joke if you think weak abs are funny. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's still a scoreless tie. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's the 31 st time you've homered but your team's lost. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's the reason most of the 38,000 plus fans from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's the same reason why everybody else here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's what's for dinner. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Jay and I did our thing. That ain't no ESPN. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just ain't like the old days, huh, Boca? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just be with me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just by chance, you ain't here to see me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just chillin' at a curve for strike one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just comin' from me, I think my man from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just get one more question. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just keep the ball low and away. We'll get you out the inning. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just like when the White Sox hired that midget. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just Stan. I'm just Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just two weeks ago, fans, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Just you, me, and the team. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Keep your popcorn by your side 'cause it's comin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Kiss my ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Kiss my... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Knickknack patty whack, get your dog a bone. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Last chance to go out there and get yours. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Last warning. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me be a little polite here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me tell you something. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me tell you something. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me tell you something. I am crazy! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's check out the highlights. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's go, baby. Let's go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's go, Brewers, let's go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's hear it for our Brewers' own Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's welcome former teammate Bill Big Horse Berelli. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Like I've been telling you, you can't beat Father Time. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Like it or not, I'm a certified immortal. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Listen up! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Livin' legend, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at this boy go. Look at your boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at this! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at you, Mo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look, don't be thinkin' negative out here, okay? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look, Stan, it was just sex, right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look, what I'm sayin' is, don't cut me out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looked like a groundout to me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looks familiar? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looks like number 3, the Italian sausage, has won the race. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Looks like the bratwurst is getting smoked. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Lord, just when I thought I'd seen it all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Make it 3,000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Make you a hot dog on a stick, bitch. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, could he hit the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, I never batted lower than fifth in my life. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, that's bullshit! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, wasn't thinkin'! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Man, what the hell? What's your damn problem, man? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maureen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe I'm gettin' serious about you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe you remember something you thought I said I was gonna do, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe you should use something lighter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe you was takin' a grandpa nap during that part. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Maybe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Me and Stan were teammates. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Michael Jordan struggled, and he was only out two years. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Minadeo steps back in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Minadeo, Skillett. Second and short. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Miss it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mm hmm. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mm, you too, Tony. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mo, I swear, he has a black one for funerals. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mo, it's only one damn practice, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mo, Mo, baby, look at you. Come on, Mo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
More competitive on the field? from Mr 3000 (2004)
More like Stan the statue. from Mr 3000 (2004)
More positions, then? from Mr 3000 (2004)
More times a night? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Move it over there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. 3000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. Incredible. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
My spine and my butt, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Next pitch. Now, wait a second. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nice car. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nice to see you again, Mo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nitroglycerin himself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, all the hits were hits. There just aren't 3,000 of them. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, come here. Let me ask you a question. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I got a headache. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I got tickets for tomorrow! from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I love you more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I'm just saying, man, that's why I love you, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I'm on assignment. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, I've just been a Brewers fan my whole life from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, it's not sex. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, no, no. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, you're gettin' the best of both worlds. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. What are you saying? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nolan Ryan looking at me like he want to kill me, right? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not on my plate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not so aggressive, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not to play you on the road. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not to see us play for third place, but to see me get my hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nothing close from Norton. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Nothing's gonna keep you out of the Hall of Fame. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now batting, first baseman, number 21, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now batting, first baseman, number 21, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now that I got this, I ain't playin' no more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, I don't see a damn reason from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, I never thought I'd live to see this day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, I'm not gonna say that every Brewer but Stan had a hit, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, this shit is all right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Now, we give him a physical. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Number 21, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Number 8, Anthony Carter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Of course, all season, a lot of hitters, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Of training into their exercise regimen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, bat boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, crazy? Thinkin' I'm crazy? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, hold on, fellas. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, I can think of a lot of descriptions from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, my, what a close play! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, no, I'm good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, oh! Your knee touched, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, okay. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, okay. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, shoot, that reminds me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, that's the dude with the cologne. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, you still hold the record. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh! Just chillin' at a called strike three, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ohh, but listen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oho! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, Erica Kane. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, feel the extensors now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, I'll shrink your big ass. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, if you so upset, why was you willing to get back with me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, Stan, now you ready to get started for real? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, that's it for today, folks. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, the Milwaukee Brewers from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, well, that's one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay. Start over. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Old man? from Mr 3000 (2004)
On the South Side of Chicago, Stanley Ross, playin' baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Once you get over the initial modesty, I think you'll be fine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
One arm or two? from Mr 3000 (2004)
One game, one more hit, and he has that magical 3,000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
One of the greatest hitters straight up and down. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Only looked out for himself. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ooh, I don't think so, Mr. Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ooh, ooh, a little testy. A little testy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ooh, Stan was a hair off from Mr 3000 (2004)
Or do you believe you can help make the Brewers from Mr 3000 (2004)
Our Maureen Simmons was at the game and had postgame duty. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Outstanding. You feel good? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Outta here! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Over here, say, Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Over nine innings of Brewers baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Pennebaker digs in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Pennebaker rounds first, heading for second. from Mr 3000 (2004)
People in that section say you threatened him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Plus, that's gonna look tight in next year's video game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Push it! Push it! Push it! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Quite valuable. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Quittin'. I'm done. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Radio Shack. You've got questions. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ray Charles could've called that call! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Reach out and get it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Reach out there and get it, then. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Really? You gonna tell me you got cramps, too? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Remember what I told you. Keep that ass up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Remember, Jim Palmer tried to come back from Mr 3000 (2004)
Retire his number. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Right here. Right here, baby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Robin Yount? Cecil Cooper? What happened to them? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ross lays a sacrifice bunt up the first base line, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ross now crowding the plate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ross puts a good swing on it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ross swings. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Runner at first. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Runners lead away, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Same reason why you here, unless you're here for something else. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Say Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Say what, partner? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Say, Hell, yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Second baseman Gomez with a diving stop. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Second year, I was less than 50 and so on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
See? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Seeing who can name the soaps. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Seven times an All Star, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Shoot, that ain't no picture. That's a damn Rembrandt. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Shoot. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Shortstop, number 3, Cecil Gervis. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Show you right. And I can do it all night. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Shut up! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Sister, you know why I'm comin' back. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Sit down. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Skillett charges. His only play is to first. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Skillett is caught napping. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Skillett! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Skills that pay the bills. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Slugger. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So after you go national with all this press, from Mr 3000 (2004)
So he's gotta play the field. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So I don't need none of that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So I might as well do something else with my time. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So I'll see you at the ball park. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So it boils down to the bottom of the ninth inning. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So it is with great pride that I introduce to you from Mr 3000 (2004)
So let's get it together, and let's do this like it's October! from Mr 3000 (2004)
So save it! from Mr 3000 (2004)
So we owe you an apology big time. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So what does your mama think about this comeback foolishness? from Mr 3000 (2004)
So what you're saying is, from Mr 3000 (2004)
So yell at them, Old School. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So, here we are. The stage is set. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So, tomorrow, man, you ready? from Mr 3000 (2004)
So, you hire a fancy decorator to help you do this place? from Mr 3000 (2004)
So, you're the story again. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Some ad agency guy from New York. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Some metalhead half asses. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Some things just always play well. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Son of a... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Son of my dick? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Sportswriters hate me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan didn't make many friends when he was playing here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan don't appreciate my velour. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Musial, and Carl Yastrzemski. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross had three hits in that game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross is safe at first. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross touches them all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross, at 47, the oldest man to homer in the major leagues. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross, come on out here! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross, the King of Swing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross, you bat eighth! Ha ha! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross. Be right back right after this. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross' RBls in 1981. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan, how does it feel not to be playing right now? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan, you da man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan, you heard the sausage. You're 2 for 58. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan, you're being very sweet. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan! Stan! Huge fan. You gotta help me out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan! Stan! Stan! Stan! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan! Still the Wizard of Wood! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan's batting average in 1985. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan's not done. He decided to do a little spring cleaning. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stand up. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Start hittin' that ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Started with Stan Ross' 2,998th hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stay focused. Keep your eye on the ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Still got it, girl. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Still mad at me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Still scoreless here in the final game of the season. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Straight up and down, like 6:00. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Strike one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Strike! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Strike! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stuart. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Sure. You ask any of the all time greats, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Swimmin' all up in the dirt for a hit today! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Swung on and a deep, deep drive to left field. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Swung on, a one hopper back to the mound. from Mr 3000 (2004)
T Rex Pennebaker ain't nothin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
T Rex Pennebaker has emerged as the team leader. from Mr 3000 (2004)
T Rex Pennebaker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Take his old Reebok endorsement deal a little too serious. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Team Brewer is on a roll, making a push for third place. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Team player, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Tell 'em, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thank you so much. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thank you very much. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thank you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thank you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thanks, Boca. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That ain't gonna mean nothing. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That ain't no real baseball song. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That gives up that 3,000th base hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That he wasn't a team player. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That I felt on the ball field. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That is the most ratty ass candy bar I've ever seen. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That killed me there, I'll tell ya. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That kind of attention. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That means that three of the hits don't count. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That races around Miller Park from Mr 3000 (2004)
That their solid defense and clutch hitting from Mr 3000 (2004)
That was 4/10 of a second. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That were dead before I was born, from Mr 3000 (2004)
That would have hurt if it wasn't true. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's a little somethin' for SportsCenter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's all he wears. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's bull. They can't treat you like that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's cool. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's easy money. Back up, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's four. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's how much time you have from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's it, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's it? I'm trying to get enshrined. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's it? Man, y'all killin' me, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's it. Thanks, guys. That's a wrap. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's my song. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's nine years. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's not fair, Tom. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's one practice. One practice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's pimp stuff. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's the ball that got me to the Hall of Fame. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's the game, and Ross won't get another shot. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's the third damn out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's what I'm talkin' about. That's why I'm quittin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's what it is. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why I know for a fact from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why I love you, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why I love you, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why I love you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why you're comin' back. So all them names make sense. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why you're not playin' today, 'cause of that song. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The always controversial ex Brewer from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Astro infield moving in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Astros in a position now to break this game wide open. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The behind the camera stuff you was talkin' about. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The best sex I ever had was with you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The biggest crowd we've had all year from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Brewers knew what they were getting into. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The count is 1 1 on the second baseman Minadeo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The fans, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The fans. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The faster you throw it in, the quicker it's goin' out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The first week at bat from Mr 3000 (2004)
The guy's out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Hall of Fame vote is in, and Stan Ross is not. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The man with sweetest swing in the major league, is back. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Milwaukee Brewers are weak. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Milwaukee Brewers are weak. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Milwaukee Brewers seemed willing from Mr 3000 (2004)
The old and the new Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The once and future Mr. 3000, Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The only shining star on the team these days from Mr 3000 (2004)
The only thing Boca gonna carry is my plaque. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The pitch, and a swing and a solid line drive single from Mr 3000 (2004)
The press is having a field day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The rest of it? What's left? from Mr 3000 (2004)
The right hander Norton, one of the most competitive pitchers from Mr 3000 (2004)
The right man wasn't right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The slide, the tag. He is safe! He is safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
The team doesn't need you to get third place. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The team need me. Come on, now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The team's on a tear. You won seven in a row. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The throw to first, and he's out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The whole world loves me again, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
The Wizard of Wood, the Count of Contact, from Mr 3000 (2004)
The woman that puts on the sausage outfit from Mr 3000 (2004)
Their man keep throwing curve balls. That's all he got. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Then after that September roster expansion, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Then I'm gonna work on your cussin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Then you can come on down... from Mr 3000 (2004)
There goes your damn ball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
There should be a man on first and second right now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
There should've been two men on when you hit that homer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
These fools would be hittin' home runs like I'm hittin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They ain't doin' crap! Talk about a team! from Mr 3000 (2004)
They asked me to cover a story, so I'm covering it, period. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They declined. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They get the chance to see history in the making. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They got some pretty young thing they tryin' to groom. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They gotta let me in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They need me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They sent me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They sure could use a little spark here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They want you at the studio at 9:00. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They want you on there tomorrow. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They'll go at it over anything. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They're a Little League team. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They're a Little League team. You all know it. They need me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They're on fire! Come on, let's face it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
They're on their feet, rooting for Ross to get ahold of one, from Mr 3000 (2004)
This ain't my first picnic, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This ain't my team. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This ain't nothin' but a Southern baptism. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This big crowd is charged tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This crowd ripe with anticipation from Mr 3000 (2004)
This crowd roaring, from Mr 3000 (2004)
This guy hasn't played since I was married to my first wife. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This guy throws pretty hard, Pops. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This is gonna be your one career highlight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This is me up in here. There's eight other cats... from Mr 3000 (2004)
This is St. Patty's Day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
This song is baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Those first two deliveries, way outside. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Those hits are my ticket to the Hall of Fame. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thousands of people bought tickets this weekend, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Three more hits. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Three more of these. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thurman Yost. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Till next year to wait till next life. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Timing that big breaking ball from Hamilton. from Mr 3000 (2004)
To accept their perennial position from Mr 3000 (2004)
To avoid being a footnote in baseball history. from Mr 3000 (2004)
To decide whether it's a fastball, a split finger. from Mr 3000 (2004)
To do your thing, you know? from Mr 3000 (2004)
To go bringin' up something like that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
To join that elite 3,000 hit club from Mr 3000 (2004)
To left field. from Mr 3000 (2004)
To live his entire life in front of the camera. from Mr 3000 (2004)
To tell you the truth, we never thought you could do it, from Mr 3000 (2004)
To the wall! from Mr 3000 (2004)
To watch the legendary Stan Ross step to the plate and dig in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Tom, you can't say midget. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Tom, you wouldn't be where you are if it wasn't for Roseanne. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Tonight, 35,000 fans witness as history unfolds from Mr 3000 (2004)
Turn it up, baby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uh huh, sound effects could be a little bit louder from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uh huh. Little Leaguers, huh? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uh huh. Why you, though? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uh oh. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uhh! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Up the crack of your mascot ass? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Used to park right behind me and play that damn song. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Very embarrassing, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Very old card. It's on parchment. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Viagra. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait a minute. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait a minute. You're Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait, look. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wait. Let me talk to you for a minute. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Walk him off the field! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Was a lot like the first week out of the womb for Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Was it Reebok? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Was Panas here yet back when you were playing? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Was the day we retired Stan's number. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Watch his right arm. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Watch this. Watch this. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Watch. Here you go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We all got a special connection with our hometown fans. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We are in fifth place, and we are not drawing flies. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We don't stay young forever. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We got 3,000 different kind of beers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We got 35,000 people in the park today. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We got a chance to make third place. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We got together for a night, from Mr 3000 (2004)
We got Wild Irish Rose and anything that you might want. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We had that Good Humor truck. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We have a lineup change tonight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We invited him to Old timers' Day from Mr 3000 (2004)
We used to play baseball from Mr 3000 (2004)
We were running that for Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We were talking about you before you hit your groove. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We wouldn't have to see that prick anymore. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We'd still be doin' it if you didn't take that ESPN gig. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We're back in Milwaukee, from Mr 3000 (2004)
We're committed to this. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We're gonna get you started on this bad boy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We're lucky we got him. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We're only 7 games out, y'all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We've all witnessed the mounting frustration for Ross, from Mr 3000 (2004)
We've got an interesting situation here, fans. from Mr 3000 (2004)
We've got answers. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, how come you really haven't settled down? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, I hit pretty hard, son. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, I mean... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, I'll take Kiss my Ass for $ 1,000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, I'll tell you what, last time I counted, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, I'm ready to sprint towards home. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, interview me now. Come on, turn the camera on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, it is for me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, it might have, yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, it takes a big man to admit when he wrong, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, it's a bell ringing base hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, my 9 year old has a better swing from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, Stan Ross cares. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, Stan the man more like Stan the statue, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, they're not gonna play me until I come home, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, you draw up the plans. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well, you know. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Well? Didn't you call for the practice? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What about him? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What about Kansas City? That was a mind blowing weekend. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What are you talking about? Man, we're on a roll. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What are you talking about? No! That's half out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What do you say, Grandpa? Does that count? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What do you think? I'm covering the story for ESPN. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What does Stanley Ross think of Mr. 3000? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What game are you gonna get this hit in? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What game are you watching? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What happened to Paul Molitor, man? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What happens to Yahko? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What I'm saying is, from Mr 3000 (2004)
What the hell is he talking about? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What the hell is that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What the hell wrong with you people? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What the hell you call yourself doin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What the rest of these fools doin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What the... Are you all right, pal? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What type of bullshit is that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What up? Welcome to SportsCenter. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What was it that Stan said about the rest of his team? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What was it, about 40, 50? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What you all havin', prayer? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What you doing here? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What you mean is aged, like U.S.D.A. Beef. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What you talkin' about? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What, are you taking the Ensure every day? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What, you don't miss it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? Man, let me tell you something. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What'd I tell you, baby? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What'd I tell you? What'd I... from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's left for me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's my name, baby? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's the deal there? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's the matter with you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's up with that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's up? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's up? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's your problem? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whatever. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When a brother hit. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When I had your toenails poppin' off like Redenbacher. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When I was a kid on South Side Chicago, from Mr 3000 (2004)
When I'm in front of the microphone from Mr 3000 (2004)
When is this ball club going to wake up? from Mr 3000 (2004)
When Ross joins only 20 other major leaguers from Mr 3000 (2004)
When there's a better offer on the table, you gotta take it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When they finished in August, the hits were recorded twice. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When was the last time you saw a 47 year old man from Mr 3000 (2004)
When you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. from Mr 3000 (2004)
When you get a base hit in this millennium, from Mr 3000 (2004)
When you get a base hit... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Where I get a chance to hit against those pitchers from Mr 3000 (2004)
Where is he? Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Where you got to go? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whether Stan Ross ever gets another hit or not. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whew. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whew. Focus. from Mr 3000 (2004)
While Ross was just a spectator during their last road trip, from Mr 3000 (2004)
While Stan Ross knocks on the door of baseball greatness. from Mr 3000 (2004)
While you treated the team and the fans and the city like dirt. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who cares? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who got my ball? Open that gate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who has gone hitless from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who they got? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who want to give you an ass whupping. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who were you before Mr. 3000? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who's that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoa, make him a trade at least. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoa, where you going? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoa, where you going? Get back here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoa! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whoo! Yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why don't you have a contest guessin' which team losin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why don't you suck my... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why don't you take his cotton candy while you're at it? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why is that? We do it longer? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why is there so much emphasis on the name? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why now with the Brewers still in the race? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why we should settle for being in fifth place, yo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why you call him Boca? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Will this at bat, July 29, 1995, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Will you take yourself out of the lineup? from Mr 3000 (2004)
With all that cussin' and shit, you know? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Word around the organization is that manager Gus Panas from Mr 3000 (2004)
Worn by one of the Brewers' all time greats. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wrong! He's embarrassed. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Y'all gonna try to speak on something negative? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Y'all saw Old Man River from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yahko knew his only hope was to do the unthinkable, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yahko's dead! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, garbage! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, good luck on tonight's game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, he was here. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, he was thinkin' that I was thinkin' what he was thinkin'. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, okay. Okay, my turn. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, that's big talk. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, that's right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, the shoe. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, there's a large black man hitting on your wife. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, when you get just a little too close to the umpire. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, who said girl push ups don't count? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, you right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, you're making me cry. I don't think he's embarrassed. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, you're right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah! Whoo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah! Yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah? I might be a sausage with teeth, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah? Who the hell is Big Horse Berelli? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yes, sir, all you got to do is walk up in there from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yet another bases empty home run for T Rex Pennebaker. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, Boca, get this man another bottle. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, but listen, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, I'm puttin' the show in the show. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, listen up, y'all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, man, what the hell was you thinkin'? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, Ross! Why don't you take a seat? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, scrub! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, what are you jawin' about now, Old School? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo, yo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo! Hey, yo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yo! Yo! Yo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You ain't changed nothin' since back in the day. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You ain't gettin' that hit off me tonight! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You ain't getting this hit off me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You all believed in me when I was at my best. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You all believed in me when I was at my worst. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You all watch and see. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You and me? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You are hero to many young Japanese players. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You ask me about my lats. Yeah, I feel it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You bat that now, you son of my dick. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You be out when I get back, or someone will have to pull from Mr 3000 (2004)
You better hush. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can be the biggest jerk in the world. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can practically smell the grass, can't you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can see the balls. It looks better. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can talk a stripe off a zebra. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can throw 463 on if you want to, chicken chest, from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can't help but wonder what's going through his mind from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can't say we didn't have something special. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You can't stand to see another brother gettin' some attention. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't have to be a good guy. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't have to be a team player. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't like me because I don't smile for the camera. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't like me because I don't suck up to the press. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't like me because I make a lot of money. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't see it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't train no more. You don't drink no more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You eatin' that steak. Let me see something. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You ever heard of Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You gonna eat this? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You gonna run after her? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You got a call an hour ago from The Tonight Show. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You got a minute? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You got another homer left in you? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You got your head so far up your ass, you didn't see the play! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You gotta be joking. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You gotta be joking. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You gotta start somewhere. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You gotta unzip me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You guys could finish third. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You have got to start thinking about life after baseball. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You just got to make the news, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You just got to make the news, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You keep talking about your teammates the way you do, from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know doggone well from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know how those Canadian groupies are. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know how when we think somebody's gonna be voted in, from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know I didn't expect you in Toronto. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know what, man? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know what, Mo? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know what? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know what's gonna happen? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know who that is. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know, a lot of people said that Stan from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know, I'm an entrepreneur. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know, you better keep your mind on the game, Mr. 3000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know, you're starting to sound like the old Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You know... from Mr 3000 (2004)
You known me for two years. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You looked like a champion out there. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You love me because I'm one of the greatest hitters alive. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You mean to tell me you forgot about that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You need to relax before you pop a valve. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You need to step up the degree of difficulty, brother. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You pull this off, from Mr 3000 (2004)
You really nailed him on that one. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You said it wasn't sex. I'm just trying to go with that. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You save the stubs, boys and girls, from Mr 3000 (2004)
You saw what he did, Coach. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You sayin' that's a good thing? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You see that, Coach? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You see that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You see what he just did? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You see, very old. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You selfish son of a bitch! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You set the tone. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You sure got time to eat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You sure you can still get around with that at your age? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You talkin' to the ladies' pet the men regret. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You the superstar. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You think I should quit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You think three hits are keeping you out? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You think three hits are keeping you out? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You think you'll get three hits from Mr 3000 (2004)
You think you'll get three hits in your first three at bats from Mr 3000 (2004)
You think? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You thought I was gonna be old and tired when I quit the game. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You want my autograph now or after I make history? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You want to get married? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You want to go up? Stay down? What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You want to hear a real baseball song? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You were always there for me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You were beautiful. Come on, tiger. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You were gonna try to block me from the Hall of Fame. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You were safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You, the fans! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You... from Mr 3000 (2004)
You'll get some, too. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're 47 years old. You're fat. You're out of shape. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're a champion. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're a selfish man. You always were. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're a sore loser. You know what? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're consistent. You're always driven. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're gonna be a game show answer. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're gonna be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're gonna tell me to kiss your ass, too? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're kiddin'. You're not in the mood? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're one hit away from making history, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're one of a kind, Stan Ross. Thank you for sitting with us. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're outta here! Let me tell you something! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're right, 6 4. I was trying to cheat. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're such a jerk! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're the man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're the man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're the worst umpire in this whole league! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're wrong for that. Don't make no errors. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're wrong! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Your boys ain't beatin' out grounders. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Your entire team was there, and you're a no show. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Your teammates get to see your 3,000th hit, from Mr 3000 (2004)
2 balls, no strikes. from Mr 3000 (2004)
2 for 58! from Mr 3000 (2004)
2,997? from Mr 3000 (2004)
2,999 hits to date in his illustrious career. from Mr 3000 (2004)
3 0, the count. from Mr 3000 (2004)
3,000, baby! from Mr 3000 (2004)
3,000. from Mr 3000 (2004)
4 1. from Mr 3000 (2004)
6 4. from Mr 3000 (2004)
7 games. from Mr 3000 (2004)
7. from Mr 3000 (2004)
11 games left, y'all. from Mr 3000 (2004)
11. from Mr 3000 (2004)
43 home runs before you ever even got here, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
47 and getting younger. from Mr 3000 (2004)
50? from Mr 3000 (2004)
50? from Mr 3000 (2004)
3000 Suds, 3000 Woks, and 3000 Beeps. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Aah! Come on! from Mr 3000 (2004)
And Ross is hot. That's the third out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Anything, huh? Show you right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Back up. Back up. Move, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Back up. Back up. Move, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Ball. Pitch to me, damn it! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because I... Pay the cost! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Because you out! He's out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Big Horse! Whatever! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bitch. Good. Good. Good. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Black ass! No, don't get personal. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boo! Boo! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Boy, that's what you think? Yeah, man, that's what I think. from Mr 3000 (2004)
But I got to get back. You got to get... from Mr 3000 (2004)
Bye. Come on, how about Toronto? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come here. Flex. Mnh mnh. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, now. You know what? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on, say it. Come on, now. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Come on! Aah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Crap! 93. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Curve ball. Listen to what I'm telling you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Excuse me? That's right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Get him off my field! You were safe! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Got that? I got it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
has only 2,997 hits. 2,997 hits. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Have I ever spoke Spanish? Hey. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Head up my ass? That's right! Head up your ass! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, a lifetime supply. That's why I love you. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, can you give me a hand? You best mean a handshake. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, hey! How you doin', dog? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan. Yes? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Hey, Stan. Yo. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I didn't mean it. I know. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I feel great. You look great. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I never thought about it. You thought it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I want you to try it again. What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm goin' behind the camera. Oh, you go, girl. from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm not trading him! Hey, whoa! from Mr 3000 (2004)
I'm Stan Ross. I know very well who you are. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Is that right? Mm hmm. from Mr 3000 (2004)
It's a prototype. Oh, the prototype. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let me paint you a picture. Go ahead. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Let's play again. I don't want to play. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Look at this. Mm hmm. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Louder! They call me the boss. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Mark, Steve, are you ready? You didn't ask if I'm ready. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No, that's why I love you. No, I love you more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
No. Oh, come on, baby. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Not 'cause I like you. I'll take it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, Mr. Ross. Ooh! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh, oh, hold on now. What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Oh! Strike three! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Okay, I got one. Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Pitch to him. Let's go, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Really? Damn right. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Really? Really. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Say, 1, 2, 3, go. 1, 2, 3, go. from Mr 3000 (2004)
So you're telling me... Stan Ross, Mr. 3000, from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross was a great athlete. Stan is all about Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross. Hey. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan Ross. Is it gonna be a home run? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan. What does the future hold? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Stan's gonna wait Turn it off. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Start hittin' that ball. Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Strike! Oh! from Mr 3000 (2004)
T Rex. T Rex. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Tell 'em your name. Stan Ross. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Thank you. You're welcome. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That man was safe! That man was out. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That wasn't too bad, was it? That was great. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's a girl push up. You see my knee touch? from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's big time exposure. Here's the hook. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's so old. Your damn ego is so old! from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's what I said! That's it! You're outta here! from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's what I'm talkin' about. Lookin' good, Stan. from Mr 3000 (2004)
That's why I love you. I love you more. from Mr 3000 (2004)
There's an error. One of the hits was an error? from Mr 3000 (2004)
They call me what? The boss! from Mr 3000 (2004)
They love me. You're the man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
This guy's slider sucks. Come on, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Two years. Two years, man! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uh huh. Oh. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Uhh! Oh, my! from Mr 3000 (2004)
We are playing for third place! The man was out! from Mr 3000 (2004)
What about that? That's your idea of sex. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What about your teammates? They don't need it. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What happened to Yahko? What happened to Yahko? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What happened to Yahko? What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What you got to say? I don't have a say. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What you looking at? Make a move. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? Come on. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? Oh, you know what. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? Yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
What? What'd he say? from Mr 3000 (2004)
What's his problem? That's Fukuda. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Whew. What? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who are you? Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Who's the old man, baby? 21! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why not? Early flight. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Why? 'Cause I'm Stan Ross! from Mr 3000 (2004)
Wow. Spring training. from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, show you right. What's next? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah, Stan. What about number 3,000? from Mr 3000 (2004)
Yeah! Yeah! from Mr 3000 (2004)
You always ready. Let me get on that side. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You better help your boy down. He didn't help me in. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't want that on camera. No, I'm fine. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You don't want to play? We got a game. Get serious. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You need to sit your ass down. Yeah? Why's that? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You nervous? What if you don't hit? from Mr 3000 (2004)
You want this ball, Ross? Yeah. Thanks, man. from Mr 3000 (2004)
You're givin' up on me, too. Mnh mnh. from Mr 3000 (2004)
'Cause I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame with the immortals. from Mr 3000 (2004)
'Cause I remember you used to drink from Mr 3000 (2004)
'Cause I want my hits that got stolen from me. from Mr 3000 (2004)
'Cause last time I wasn't standing at the plate. from Mr 3000 (2004)
.327. Yeah. from Mr 3000 (2004)
1, 2, 3! Brewers! from Mr 3000 (2004)
1, 2, 3! Brewers! from Mr 3000 (2004)
91. Oh, no, 93! from Mr 3000 (2004)