Penguins of Madagascar (2014) Edit

A $19 million vehicle!

A chrysalis is just forming around you. That's perfectly normal.

A good plan is about more than effect y stuff...

A little late, North Wind.

A name perhaps you'd hoped you'd never hear again.

A phantom!

A shadow of a former life.

A vending machine?

Absolutely. First thing, Monday.

Actually, we're not.

Adorable penguins stole the show.

Again, Huge army of octopi.

Again, Huge army of octopi.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Ahoy, there!

Aim for first class!

All evidence indicates...

All for North Wind plan.

All for penguin plan.

All I need is a test subject.

All of them.

All of you, actually...

All right, agents...

All right, all right, octopus.

All right, boys, battle stance!

All right, boys, grab your coconuts and hold them tight.

All right, boys, it's just like Cuba!

All right, pooch. If you won't work with us...

All right, soldiers, we gotta blend in. Riverdance!

All right, tiny penguins.

All right, you! Where's Dave? Give us the goods!

All right!

All right. At 21:50, Skipper, Kowalski and...

All those penguins...

Alone! Helpless in the belly of that beast.

Alone.

Am...

An elite undercover interspecies...

An inhospitable wasteland.

An octopus. Precisely.

And as soon as we return to the North Wind Headquarters...

And cuddly!

And here's Dave.

And I fear the fireworks...

And I have flippers, so it's flipping useless!

And I hope there is some way I can make it right.

And I think you know it, too.

And I'm sure going to love that!

And if anyone's gonna save us...

And improved...

And is bringing them here to New York's Battery Park.

And just how are you going to do that?

And look at what you did.

And my precious souvenir snow globe collection.

And no one...

And not just any life.

And once again...

And our business is saving penguin kind.

And perhaps you could express a little more concern...

And Rico...

And so it went, over and over...

And sweet little Private.

And the other 5%?

And the other 5%?

And the owl is Eva, intelligence and analysis.

And then there's Private.

And then, you arrived.

And this young, helpless, vulnerable rock...

And took everything from me.

And Two and Three!

And vocabulary words.

And when the exterminators take you away...

And will probably be hunted for sport.

And with cuteness to spare.

And with this, I finally have the power to destroy you!

And you're our skipper, Skipper.

And, frankly, you're the only one who can pull off that look.

And, of course...

And, together, we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation.

Another one!

Antarctica.

Any questions?

Anyway, great catching up.

Are you questioning my leadership, Private?

Are you ready?

Aren't snakes nature's snakes?

Arrival, Pad 17.

As if what I needed all along was...

As much as it pains me, I need you to act as our diversion...

At 22:00, Short Fuse breaches the hull...

At 22:09...

At Fort Knox!

Athens!

Auto targeting wing mounts? Why not?

Awesome!

Awful!

Aye aye, Skipper!

Aye aye, Skipper.

Back there is Kowalski.

Bangalore!

Baton Rouge!

Be full of love! Don't hate!

Beam splitter ready!

Because I respect a soldier with some moxie.

Because we are an elite unit, the best of the best.

Because we're too busy taking down Dave!

Begorrah!

Behold, as I unleash the full power of the Medusa Serum!

Bingo!

Bird strike, log it.

Blast it!

Blast it! He's gone!

Booyah!

Boss! He's stress eating again!

Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished.

Brilliant move, Skipper.

But can you fly it, man?

But even here, on the earth's frozen bottom...

But I can do more, Skipper. I want to help the team.

But I could never forget you.

But I'm happy.

But it stopped at that remote island.

But it's impossible.

But let's see how much everyone loves you when you're the monster!

But maybe you should be.

But not in a...

But Rico was in there for 15 minutes!

But right now, I need a tail on that tush and the cutest smile you've got.

But seeing the penguins get what they deserve...

But something deep down in my gut tells me that it makes no sense at all.

But the penguins are in danger! We have to go now!

But these look like the longest. And oddest.

But what you don't know...

But where are we going?

But, Skipper, I really don't...

But, Skipper, we've gotta be five miles up.

But...

By infiltrating the United States gold depository...

Call it what you will.

Call off the hunt, everyone.

Called the Medusa Serum.

Can! That's how this whole revenge thing works!

Can't really hear the accent.

Can't stay, doll.

Canada is secretly training an army of sasquatch.

Cheezy Dibbles!

Chop chop, soldier!

Classified should be walking away from a huge explosion...

Classified, eh? What is that, Dutch?

Classified!

Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.

Come on! Frosty mugs of herring juice, all around.

Come on.

Compliment, praise, etcetera.

Cool!

Cool!

Corporal, dim the lights. Short Fuse, glasses.

Corporal, ready the jet.

Corporal, take our prisoner...

Corporal!

Corporal!

Corporal!

Corporal?

Cover your eyes. Don't turn your head!

Crikey!

Crikey!

Crikey!

Crikey!

Crikey! We're not gonna catch it!

Curse our heavily cheese dibbled diet!

Danger is my mistress.

Dark and ominous.

Dave is a master of disguise.

Dave is kidnapping other penguins!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave!

Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time!

Dave! Oh, look at you.

Dave.

Dave's next target. Shanghai's famous Mermaid Penguins.

David, the octopus.

David, the octopus...

Deactivating jungle camouflage.

Dead batteries?

Dead!

Dead!

Dead. Dead!

Debbie!

Dedicated to helping animals who can't help themselves.

Dedicated to helping...

Deploy flaps!

Deploy secret weapon!

Did she say my name, specifically?

Did you just say...?

Dirty, mangy, filthy...

Do it, Skipper!

Do it.

Do not panic!

Does anyone even know where we're marching to?

Does anyone speak Gaelic?

Don't eat that!

Don't let anyone tell you what to do.

Don't let them have it!

Don't let them touch you!

Don't tell me where he has been.

Don't you hologram me!

Drew, Barry, more power.

Dusseldorf!

Eight o'clock. Night night time!

Eight o'clock. Night night time!

Elijah, would you please take them away?

Especially the bit where you slap the fruit.

Eva, inform them that we're bringing in witnesses.

Eva, secure transport.

Eva!

Eva.

Every time a villain calls in, this happens.

Every time!

Excelente!

Excellent button pushing.

Excellent. Now where was I?

Excuse me! Emergency! Coming through.

Fallback positions!

Find something useful!

Fire at will!

Fire in the hole!

Fire in the hole!

Fire!

Fire!

First word.

Flash is a go!

Flea bitten, bum sniffing toilet drinker!

Follow me, boys, we're going in hot!

Follow your dreams.

For our operation. Understood?

For revenge!

For those succulent, but chemically hazardous bits of puffed heaven called...

Forgotten.

Four!

France? Forget it! Not with their tax laws!

Frankly, I'm surprised we had a self destruct sequence.

From my calculations, we've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.

Game over, Skipper.

Genetic researcher, Dr. Octavius Brine has found the penguins...

Gentlemen, you remember Private.

Get back, you aquatic savages!

Get on in here, boys!

Get out of there! That's an order!

Get to high ground!

Give him a welcome home, Rico!

Go, fetch!

Goal!

God, imagine the guilt. The regret.

Good eye, Kowalski!

Good on you! You've tracked down some land.

Good to be back.

Good work, malinki.

Good! We're coming for you, Private!

Grab fresh equipment...

Great location...

Greetings, North Wind.

Guess who I found.

Gunter, give them a shove.

Halle, bury them!

Happy ding dong birthday, you little scamp.

Happy ding dong birthday, you little scamp.

Have you purged the chemical toilet?

He could be a small child, a house plant.

He thinks we can't save the penguins, because we're just penguins.

He'd never leave a man behind!

He's $3.50, sir.

He's getting away! He's getting away!

He's going in through the pipes!

He's gonna kill us all!

He's gonna turn us into monsters!

He's got Private!

He's our demolition expert.

He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!

He's the brains of our operation.

He's the cute one. That's his thing!

Heads up!

Helen, hunt them down!

Hello, little buggy boo!

Hello!

Hello! Are you my family?

Hello? Hello?

Here they come!

Here we go!

Here we go! Doing it! Come on!

Here we go. All right.

Here you go, kid.

Here's Dave's sub.

Hey, did anybody see that? That's an egg!

Hey, get away! No more hugs!

Hey, hold on.

Hey, it's feeding time!

Hey, Private.

Hey, we could do our thing! High one!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey. Kids!

High one!

His is better.

Hold her steady!

Hold on! What are you doing?

Hot dogs are, in fact, only 17% actual dog.

Hot, hot!

How about some music? Something chase y!

How do I look?

How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra!

How we doing on those snow globes?

How's the wife?

Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations!

Huh? What the...?

I am really getting tired of this song.

I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.

I bet you're all just dying to know why I brought you here.

I call them wet kabooms.

I came to realize, some creatures are born to get all the love.

I can see! Rico, the glowy thing!

I can't see the penguins, man!

I disintegrated him.

I don't want to die all squishy!

I feel like a french fry.

I give the orders around here.

I got them to credit our class!

I guess that makes sense...

I guess you're kind of the same either way.

I have to loosen my utility belt.

I hope you find happiness, Dave.

I know it has to be me this time.

I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!

I like the moxie, soldier...

I made a monster! I made a monster!

I make my own options.

I mean, were there tears? Details! Come on, tell me!

I need my Skipper.

I pushed a button!

I see you've met my old zoo mates.

I suggest we limit our breathing.

I swear, it's gonna make me lose my salmon.

I think I got them.

I think I'd actually prefer a jetpack, please.

I think to be a meaningful and valued member of this team.

I think we should go with Private's idea.

I thought it was the... It's not this...

I tried, but they don't have hands. They just have flippers, boss.

I want these butterballs out of my way, and out of my mission.

I want to push the button.

I want to say, you four are the bravest agents I have ever known.

I was the total package.

I was wrong about you.

I...

I'd recommend firing it now!

I'll have to lower the power for the others.

I'm a laser show!

I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper.

I'm happy! And yet...

I'm in a rocket ship!

I'm initiating North Wind Protocol Zeta.

I'm just going to do a little practice push.

I'm not sure they're the ones that are trapped, sir.

I'm okay!

I'm okay!

I'm sorry, boys. But I can't lead you this time.

I've got one!

I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.

I've never been more hydrated in my life!

I've never lost a member of my team. It must feel...

If there's anything we've learned from this delightful adventure, Kowalski...

If we hurry, we can still stop him.

If we're going to pull this off, we'll need a diversion.

If we're gonna take Dexter down...

If you don't.

If you think I'm ready, which I am!

Ignore the haters.

Immeasurable cuteness, right there.

Immeasurable cuteness?

Impressive bouncing, boys.

In fact, Robin, write this down.

In order to reverse the ray, we would need to replace the Medusa Serum...

In position, Skipper.

In position.

Incoming alert!

Initiate self destruct sequence!

Invasion!

Irrelevant, sir. Jetpacks are awesome!

Is actually an individual known as Derek!

Is it osteoporosis?

Is it you, Kowalski?

Is my burning thirst for revenge!

Is someone gonna go get it?

Is that a yes? Does anyone speak octopus?

Is this about the chirping? Because I could...

Is this really, finally everybody?

Is to bring Dr. Brine to justice.

Is you can transport a cannon over state lines.

It already made you sprout a butt hand!

It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir.

It wasn't easy...

It worked!

It works!

It's a book! It's a film! It's a play!

It's clear what we need to do next.

It's every zoo and aquarium he got kicked out of!

It's five klicks southwest...

It's just nature.

It's like being licked by a basket full of puppy dogs.

It's like I can still hear his little voice calling to us!

It's like talking to my parents.

It's not a death ray, Skipper.

It's over, Skipper.

It's over?

It's over.

It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!

It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing! It's snowing!

It's still funny.

It's that looks don't matter.

It's too risky, Private!

It's us.

It's what you do that counts.

Julien!

Just do it!

Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine.

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Just tell me everything you know.

Just, please, just cut it out!

Keeps trying to eat him.

Kentucky, Skipper. They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.

Kevin, bake on!

Know what you've got, kid?

Kowalski, analysis!

Kowalski, battle formation!

Kowalski, be my eyes!

Kowalski, free the hostages!

Kowalski, remember our little talk about true, but unhelpful, comments?

Kowalski, status report!

Kowalski, what are our coordinates?

Kowalski, what's our trajectory?

Kowalski, what's our trajectory?

Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?

Kowalski, you're up.

Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.

Kowalski?

Kowalski's sick as a dog...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Land?

Leopard seals. Nature's snakes.

Let's create and feel momentum!

Let's do this! I'm ready!

Let's shake up some old memories.

Like penguins.

Listen up, Doris!

Listen, Classified...

Look at them...

Look at this!

Look at you. Still so adorable.

Look, he's fine.

Look, it's the miracle of birth!

Love the one you're with.

Love yourself. Love other people.

Lx nay on the irt flay, Kowalski.

Make a hole! Make a hole!

Many fishes!

May have been a tactical mistake.

Maybe even you, or me!

Mission accomplished.

Monkey house views.

More revenge!

Mother of pearl, that stings! I've lost visual!

My adoring legion of fans!

My apologies. I had to rush a bit.

My bad!

My brothers are coming.

My count is 30 hostiles.

My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone.

My name is classified.

My name isn't Classified.

My team has uncovered that Dr. Octavius Brine...

Naughty, naughty!

Nice doggy door.

Nice try, Dave.

Nice work, Rico!

Nice work, Rico!

Nice!

Nicely done.

Nicely done.

Nicolas, cage them.

No doubt cute and cuddly!

No one breaks the Wind.

No one breaks the Wind.

No one breaks the Wind.

No one likes a showoff, Private.

No one wanted an old octopus anymore.

No one's gonna die!

No rations, fresh water...

No reason at all.

No, but it looks like Dave's been busy.

No, but they'll despise you.

No, Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He is...

No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean.

No, Kowalski, but Private does.

No, no.

No, silly willy.

No, thank you.

No!

No!

No! Lt means, as elite units go, we're the elitist of the elite.

No! No, no, no.

No! This is our plan, and it requires you to cause a diversion.

No! This mission has no place for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Nobody likes you anymore?

None whatsoever!

Not a bad place you got here, Classified.

Not a moment too soon. These hosen are ridin' up my bundesliga.

Not a moment too soon. These hosen are ridin' up my bundesliga.

Not badges, tranquilizer darts!

Not everything everything!

Not sure how long we can hold on.

Not till we see the white of its eyes.

Not to me!

Now all we need is a plan.

Now hit that machine and get your present.

Now that I have my revenge, I feel empty.

Now we can hear you, but we cannot see you.

Now what the heck is going on?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do some shopping...

Now, keep those eyes roving, boys.

Now, that's just hurtful.

Now, that's more like it!

Now, that's what I'm talking about, big fella!

Now, then, back to civilization.

Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we?

Now, we rescued those four penguins already, didn't we?

Now, what have I told you about...

Now, you were inside his sub...

Numero uno.

Oh, come on. You're kidding, right?

Oh, great.

Oh, it was.

Oh, look at that. Majestic!

Oh, my gosh! Look!

Oh, no, we're dead!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no! This is it!

Oh, no. What's happening?

Oh, Private. How much is he?

Oh, right. Nature.

Oh, she's so cute!

Oh, sorry.

Oh, well, we got you something else.

Oh, yeah, baby! Just like Super Bowl XIX!

Oh, you thought this was just about you four?

Oh! Maybe it was to show you this!

Oh! Why don't we catch that plane?

Okay, boys, this is it.

Okay, good. Now, we spring our trap.

Okay, I'm not going to press it...

Okay, Kowalski, your turn to pick up the slack.

Okay, on three. One, three, go!

Okay, then.

Okay! I guess that works.

Okay. According to my notes...

Operation Flash, Splash, and Crash is a go.

Or land in sight.

Or your prices!

Os tee oh ...

Our plan requires a diversion.

Our world famous Mermaid Penguins!

Out you go, Dave!

Over the fact that you stole and destroyed...

Over? That's weird.

Ow!

Oxygen content is low.

Pack your bagpipes, boys. It's time to blow this potato stand!

Parker Posey! Go all terrain.

Penguin feeding time will begin in two minutes.

Penguin footprints, still warm.

Penguin lovers of the world!

Penguins!

Penguins!

Penguins! Penguins!

Penguins! Penguins!

Permission denied!

Permission to defy order.

Personal hover tank? Check.

Pick and choose your battles in life!

Pizzazz!

Plan off.

Plan or no, fancy equipment or no...

Please enter passcode.

Pretty birds belong in their cages.

Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels!

Private, come on!

Private, Dibble me.

Private, don't!

Private, if you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world...

Private, stop playing with those backpacks.

Private, you're alive!

Private, you're up.

Private!

Private!

Private!

Private!

Private!

Private!

Private! Are you okay?

Private! You're alive! Come here.

Private?

Private?

Private.

Pronto!

Put on your jammies, penguin.

Ramirez!

Really help the team!

Really? And you are?

Really? Then I really think we should...

Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now.

Release the sheep.

Release them!

Renowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast...

Reverse the ray?

Richard, was it?

Rico, bust us out of this delicious prison.

Rico, equipify!

Rico, more height!

Rico, report.

Rico, sonic incursion device.

Rico! Dibble me!

Rico! Kowalski!

Rico! You need to listen to us.

Right, right! Up!

Right! But, like, what specifically?

Right. Now, then...

Roll out!

Roomy tank...

Rub the angry out of the tummy.

Sasquatch.

Say something smart, Kowalski.

Secretary/mascot.

Secure the mermaids, and find me...

See that? I don't even look back.

Self destruct sequence activated.

Self destruct sequence, in five...

Seriously?

Shanghai

Shanghai Marine World is pleased to present...

Shanghai's famous Little Dublin district.

She is?

Shields up!

Shipped them off, all cozy and snug, to a Madagascar safe...

Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!

Show him, Rico!

Show me your tentacles.

Showtime, everyone! Big smiles for the Big Apple!

Singing getting louder, Skipper.

Sir, Dave is pulling ahead. We are too heavy.

Sir, that's a baby squid.

Sir, the machine is alive!

Sir, the sub didn't explode...

Sir, we're approaching our target.

Skipper wouldn't care!

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...

Skipper, listen! It's me, Private.

Skipper, look!

Skipper, look!

Skipper, we appear to be flightless.

Skipper, we are going to turn me back to normal, right?

Skipper!

Skipper!

Skipper!

Skipper!

Skipper!

Skipper! Good news!

Skipper! Skipper! Skipper!

Skipper! The North Wind's plane!

Skipper's log.

Slap him silly, Rico! Come on!

So adorable.

So I need to know everything you know.

So is a massive army of octopi.

So many penguins!

So, because you failed once, you're just running away?

So, because you failed once, you're just running away?

So, this is it.

So, tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday...

So, what does it do?

So, you squeegees wanna do the gondola mambo?

Somebody call...

Something much, much worse.

Sometimes we just have to wing it!

Sorry for underestimating the plan, Skipper.

Sorry, laddie.

Sorry, what?

Sorry!

Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.

Sorry.

Sorry. Please continue.

Sounds like...

Speak American, Kowalski!

Spit it out! Don't make me use me shillelagh!

Splendid!

Stay away from Private!

Stay calm!

Stay safe, little guys, wherever you are.

Stealer!

Stranded on the Emerald Isle without a single clue.

Success!

Suck it up, Kowalski!

Super. Well done, Private!

Sweet chariot of the gods!

Switch to emergency power!

Take positions.

Target, 10 yards from flashpoint.

Target, 30 yards and closing.

Taxi!

Tell me where he will have has been next.

Ten years ago, on this very day, a tiny egg hatched...

Thank you. That's not my name.

That feels right!

That is a lot of serum for four penguins.

That low down dirty dog is trying to kick us off the mission!

That part is accurate.

That pretty much limits our options.

That song!

That sounds awful!

That was not there before.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

That's brilliant!

That's disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!

That's everything, sir.

That's exactly what our intel indicated.

That's outrageous. Even for Private.

The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.

The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing.

The best way for the North Wind to protect helpless animals like yourselves...

The butter on our biscuit...

The cheese, it burns!

The cream of the corn on a platinum cob!

The exterminators!

The future, boys.

The gang's all here! The mood is electric!

The glorious future.

The last remaining home in America's nanny state...

The mission we've been preparing for our entire lives.

The monsters are due in Manhattan.

The most remote place on the planet.

The name's Skipper. I run this outfit.

The North Wind is an elite un...

The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...

The North Wind who doesn't have time for knock knock jokes...

The object of our unholy desire...

The octopus of a thousand tricks.

The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive.

The one that belongs to us, into custody.

The penguins are coming back!

The people love you. Just go give them a hug!

The point is...

The Private is back!

The rest of us get nothing.

The schematic is a little crude.

The seal is Short Fuse, weapons and explosives.

Then we're going off book.

Then we're leaving just in time, because these folks are gonna freak!

Then why did I call you?

Then why is Rico throwing me a fresh pair of double As?

There it is.

There, there.

There's a good Corporal.

There's a good Corporal.

There's a hand attached to his butt.

There's just too many of them!

There's our ride, boys.

They are down, sir.

They gave us badges!

They gotta have a little bit of white, right?

They know if they fall from this cliff, they will surely die.

They never made it to Madagascar.

They're back up, and we are running out of canal!

They're coming from every direction!

They're going for the egg! Give me a way down there, ASAP!

They're so adorable!

They're this way!

This feels a little awkward...

This is why we test things, people!

This may be my final entry.

This salmon is delicious.

This time, we leave it to the professionals.

Those ludicrous butterballs are letting David escape!

Those two are very close... together.

To all of the missing penguins around the world.

Tomorrow, we move on to kittens!

Tonight, our mermaids dedicate their performance...

Too much, too much, too much!

Toot sweet! He does!

Top shelf in the bureau. The penultimate, plus one.

Tulip fight.

Turn yourself in, David.

Twelve more penguins taken from London Zoo.

Two of my least favorite traits in a room.

Two syllables. Sounds like...

Uh oh.

Until we've reached maximum coolness.

Unwanted.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Where's Skipper?

Wait, wait. I live this way.

Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...

Wait. How do you...?

Way to go, boss! That's North Wind, sucker!

Way to go, Private. You did it!

We are back in business.

We are going to save those helpless penguins...

We are really awesome at this!

We can't do that.

We could turn everyone back to normal.

We did not fail. And we are not running away.

We don't know what that will do to you!

We find life.

We give you...

We have to move!

We just broke into the most secure facility in North America.

We just missed Dave.

We lost them, Skipper.

We must be on a plane!

We need a diversion.

We need that paperclip!

We need to find intel on Dave's location.

We need to know where he's gonna strike next.

We really should fire it!

We strike fast, and strike hard!

We take this shame to our graves.

We were never mates. There was no mating.

We will still win!

We'll come speeding back, and take down Dave.

We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves.

We're a team.

We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty.

We're dead. Dead!

We're doing this now!

We're gonna catch it! We're gonna catch it!

We're gonna take down Dave, or die trying!

We're in battle stance, sir.

We're just getting started.

We're not going anywhere with you.

We're only gonna get one shot at this, boys.

We're out of pretzels!

We're picking up a signal, sir.

We're so proud of you!

We're still gonna need that victory cake!

We're wanted criminals who'll be on the lam the rest of our lives...

We've been boarded!

We've been tracking your little secretary/mascot.

We've faced some long odds before, Skipper.

We've got another target, at 12 o'clock.

We've got each other.

We've got melons! Dead ahead!

Weird.

Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski, and rootin' tootin' Rico!

Well, Agent Classified, we happen to be an elite unit, too.

Well, fine!

Well, gee, Skipper.

Well, hindsight's 20/20.

Well, I figured if we could reverse the ray...

Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins, can we?

Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.

Well, let's see how well cute and cuddly handles this next bit.

Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers! They're us!

Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish.

Well, sorry, kid. We lose a few eggs every year.

Well, Stole the serum, Saved the day, Did your job for you.

Well, that feels right!

Well, that's exactly what I came up here to show you.

Well, the best part of owning a circus...

Well, the fun and games are just beginning.

Well, well, well.

Well, what's the point of these?

What a weird thing to say. I'm so excited!

What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the high one.

What are you asking me for? I'm not Private's little ghost.

What are you doing out here, cutie?

What did North Wind do to us?

What did she say?

What do I do? What do I do?

What do I push?

What do we do with him now?

What do you see?

What is that?

What is wrong with you?

What starts with...?

What the...?

What would it be?

What you, of course, could not know...

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Are you kidding me?

What? I thought that was what we were all nodding about.

What? No.

What? Well, where the dickens are they?

What? You put a homing device on Private?

What's the diversion?

When I darted you.

Where is that music coming from?

Where the heck are we supposed to get that?

Where the heck are we?

Where'd Private go?

Where's the fun in that?

Where's the paperclip?

Where's the sound?

While I was shunned.

While we have been cast adrift for what seems like days.

While you four blowhards divert the octopi...

Who are you calling pathetic?

Who are you?

Who said that?

Who's the big boy standing on his tippy toes?

Who's with me?

Who's with me?

Whoa, whoa! Dial back the moxie, sass mouth!

Whoa!

Whoa! Butt hand!

Whoa! Hey, now!

Will you be quiet?

Will you marry... What?

William, hurt them.

With a power source of almost immeasurable cuteness.

With a swarm of self guided, underwater nano charges.

With Private freshly liberated, we celebrate with a well earned high one...

With Private on his shoulder in three, two...

With you around...

With your boy.

Wow!

Wow.

Wow. I mean, truly impressive.

Y'all come in now, you hear? Have yourself an ice tea.

Yay!

Yeah, we love you!

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah! Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, Skipper!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! It works!

Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!

Yes! That's it!

Yes. Yes.

You are a meaningful and valued member of this team.

You are now under the protection of the North Wind.

You are super cute.

You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team.

You better work for us.

You came back!

You can't take away Private's cuteness!

You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. Sorry.

You free us...

You gotta see this! Get up here, quick!

You have a great otter, there. Moo.

You have to get out of there! Move!

You just gotta lean into the vowel.

You know what that means?

You know what? I reject nature!

You know, I'm pretty good with computers myself.

You know, if I'm being honest, I expected a little more...

You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.

You know, we're all in the same boat, here.

You know, you should really label these things.

You maniac!

You may not remember me...

You melted him? You birds are sick!

You mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns, Private.

You never come back!

You point that death ray away from Private, right now!

You saved us!

You should've left this to the professionals.

You stole Dave's ray?

You stole the Medusa Serum?

You the penguin!

You think that's gonna make everybody love you?

You think this is over? I'm just getting started!

You trust me, soldier?

You'll never get away with this, Dave.

You're in for it now, Dave!

You're just so cute!

You're powerless now that I've stolen your precious Medusa Serum.

You're the monster!

You're welcome.

You've got us.

You've proved that you are a meaningful and valued member of this team.

Your new...

Your operation in Shanghai allowed Dave to escape...

Yup, plan off. That's what I was gonna say.

31.

95% certain this will end in massive, flaming disaster.

95% certain we're still doomed.

109 yards.

300 meters.

400 meters.

894...

2004, Grand Cru. Hints of pear, white peaches.

At 22:02, knock knock. Who's there?

But, sir... lt's settled.

Dave! Dave?

Dave. As Dave, the octopus.

Dave. Dave!

Dye version. Di version.

Dye! Dye! Dye! Di! Di! Di!

Dye. Di.

Excuse me? There's the accent!

Give us jetpacks? We should kiss.

Here's your mermaid costume. What?

is that Dirk... Dave.

Kowalski, cancel our improv class! Yes, sir.

Madrid! Paris!

Medusa Serum. ...Medusa Serum on anybody.

Nairobi! Amsterdam!

No, I mean... I just wanna eat you up!

No, sir. Too bad.

Oh! Hey! What's wrong?

Please, don't. Okay, sorry.

Private. Oh, no.

Private's buying. What?

Ready? Negotiations have broken down!

Stay strong, soldier! ...four...

The North Wind. The North Wind who?

They are so adorable. Have you ever seen anything cuter?

Time for our A game! Everybody, huddle up!

Time? 22:00 hours.

We should kiss. Plan off.

What? There she is, boys!

Who cares? I question nothing.

Why didn't you say so? What?

Yeah, yeah! Everything must go!

Your microphone, it's not on. I can't hear anything.

...Dave won't be using his Bazooka Serum...

...divert the octopi away from their posts.

...harnessing the jellyfish we've trained to obey simple voice commands.

...one.

...task f...

...three... two...