A $250 loan for a mountain bike, $600 for windsurfing lessons. from Yes Man (2008)
A covenant. from Yes Man (2008)
A hundred acres isn't so little, hon. Not in Tahiti, anyway. from Yes Man (2008)
A Ionely guy, Carl. Lonely guy. from Yes Man (2008)
A little more than average, then. from Yes Man (2008)
A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up. I will be right with you. from Yes Man (2008)
Absolutely. from Yes Man (2008)
Again, I'm pretty sure she was just here checking on Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
AGENT 1: Sir? from Yes Man (2008)
AGENT 2: We've been tracking you. We know who you are. from Yes Man (2008)
Ah! from Yes Man (2008)
Ah! from Yes Man (2008)
ALL [SINGING]: You can put the past away from Yes Man (2008)
All of the activity that appears suspicious... from Yes Man (2008)
All right, now I got it. from Yes Man (2008)
All right. He punched me right in the face, man. from Yes Man (2008)
All right. Look, gets you out of the house, I'm all for it. from Yes Man (2008)
ALL: Surprise! from Yes Man (2008)
Allison, are you okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Allison, I'm here. from Yes Man (2008)
Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec? from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Farther. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: I teach a jogging photo group... from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: It seemed like you fainted. No, I told you my foot caught a nail. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: It's in Griffith Park and we do a loop. It's about five miles. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Okay. Because I thought it was all the chicken beaks in the bucket. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Ooh from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Ooh from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Ooh from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Right. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Run! from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: So you okay? from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: The earliest switchboard operators' headsets... from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: This is crazy. I know, but it's great. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: What if I'm one of those chickens... from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: What? from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Whatever I want. from Yes Man (2008)
ALLISON: Where does someone go in Lincoln, Nebraska? from Yes Man (2008)
Allison? from Yes Man (2008)
Allison. from Yes Man (2008)
Allison. from Yes Man (2008)
Am I going too fast for you? from Yes Man (2008)
Am I right, Carl? from Yes Man (2008)
And actually, we're gonna start a tab... from Yes Man (2008)
And because you've given out so many of them... from Yes Man (2008)
And can you do it kind of soon? I think I'm starting to get a chill. from Yes Man (2008)
And guess what? She doesn't like my best friend. from Yes Man (2008)
And how do we control the external? With one word. from Yes Man (2008)
And I know that you have issues because of it, but this isn't about you. It's about me. from Yes Man (2008)
And I left a pile of laundry in my room. Don't forget, no starch. Love you. from Yes Man (2008)
And I'm scared too. from Yes Man (2008)
And I've got this thing I gotta do, so I'll be seeing you. from Yes Man (2008)
And if you never want to see me again from Yes Man (2008)
And if you never want to see me again from Yes Man (2008)
And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennui... from Yes Man (2008)
And some nude modeling, FYI. from Yes Man (2008)
And that band made rock 'n' roll. from Yes Man (2008)
And that's why I'm gonna give the job to you. from Yes Man (2008)
And the ground rules are there are no ground rules. from Yes Man (2008)
And the word you will have said 2 million times is: from Yes Man (2008)
And the word you will have said 2 million times is: from Yes Man (2008)
And then surprise, he ended it, out of nowhere for no reason. from Yes Man (2008)
And they said if you started to show some initiative, I could promote you. from Yes Man (2008)
And we were that band. from Yes Man (2008)
And what is that word? from Yes Man (2008)
And what's your business? from Yes Man (2008)
And when you break a promise to yourself... from Yes Man (2008)
And with that card, I get access to the whole place. from Yes Man (2008)
And you lost the love of your life... from Yes Man (2008)
And you're not sure about this, are you? from Yes Man (2008)
And your band's MySpace page. And your Facebook page. from Yes Man (2008)
And? from Yes Man (2008)
ANNOUNCER [ON PA]: Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it... from Yes Man (2008)
ANNOUNCER: The energy is palpable here, Chris. I can't even hear myself think. from Yes Man (2008)
ANSWERING MACHINE: You have three messages. from Yes Man (2008)
Any other night would've been great. Darn it to heck. from Yes Man (2008)
Anybody can take a photo standing still. from Yes Man (2008)
Anyway, don't worry about it. It'll lead to something good. from Yes Man (2008)
Anyway, I am gone orrhea. from Yes Man (2008)
Anyway, I never would've met Allison if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy. from Yes Man (2008)
Are you currently a member of Persianwifefinder. Com? from Yes Man (2008)
Are you going to be asking a lot more question? I don't got all day. from Yes Man (2008)
Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Are you ready to make a covenant? from Yes Man (2008)
Are you serious? from Yes Man (2008)
Are you serious? You say yes to everything? from Yes Man (2008)
Argh! from Yes Man (2008)
At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers. from Yes Man (2008)
Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you, but I feel comfortable. from Yes Man (2008)
Back up just a little bit more. from Yes Man (2008)
Bad, but I don't wanna sound desperate. from Yes Man (2008)
BARTENDER: There you go. from Yes Man (2008)
Beautiful night, guys. You take it to the limit, and I respect that. from Yes Man (2008)
Because I am open for business, okay? Oh, where'd I go? from Yes Man (2008)
Because I'm gonna take this foot... from Yes Man (2008)
Because the old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. from Yes Man (2008)
Before we begin today, I'd like to welcome our new members. from Yes Man (2008)
Bridal bingo? How do you play bridal bingo? from Yes Man (2008)
Brilliant, Carl. Where'd you get that? Your literature? from Yes Man (2008)
Buddy, can you move over a little bit, like two feet? from Yes Man (2008)
But don't call me at 11 'Cause that's my rule now from Yes Man (2008)
But I don't wanna be with you. I don't know you. from Yes Man (2008)
But I wanna be with you. from Yes Man (2008)
But I'm afraid it's caught up with us. Now you and I have to face the music. from Yes Man (2008)
But if I hadn't done that, I never would've met you. from Yes Man (2008)
But it's the kind of dazzle we need around here. from Yes Man (2008)
But let's really sell this. Give them a show. from Yes Man (2008)
But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you. from Yes Man (2008)
But then I looked closer. from Yes Man (2008)
But you can walk me to my scooter. from Yes Man (2008)
But... from Yes Man (2008)
By the way, your new living room furniture looks great from the yard. from Yes Man (2008)
Bye, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Bye, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Cake? from Yes Man (2008)
Cakes, huh? from Yes Man (2008)
Can I borrow a couple bucks? from Yes Man (2008)
Can I do it again? Can I do it again? What's wrong? from Yes Man (2008)
Can I get a water? from Yes Man (2008)
Can you hang on a minute, Lee? from Yes Man (2008)
Can't anyone get one of those cards? from Yes Man (2008)
Can't really see it right now, unless you do this. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl Allen. Never thought I'd see the day, my man. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko, or along with Demko... from Yes Man (2008)
Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me, or does it look like he's kind of dead? from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, get outside. I know you're not talking. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, I know you're not saying anything. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, if somebody asked me to describe tonight, I would just go, Ow! from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, man, hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, that was so awesome. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, what are you doing here? from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, what would you say if I asked you to work upstairs with the big boys? from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, would you like to throw Lucy a bridal shower? from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Big step, huh? Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Come and get it. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Don't, please. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guy? from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Hey. Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Hold that. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Holy Jesus. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Homeless. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: I almost blocked it. Didn't get there in time. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: I can't believe I tripped like that. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: I mean, I'm still gonna be attracted to you if you're a chicken. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: I told you, my foot caught a nail. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: It's with the universe. It's a big deal. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Listen, I'm not gonna think anything less of you if you don't wanna do this. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Oh, yeah, that's getting very popular now. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Okay, so you're in a band... from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Persianwifefinder. Com. No, thank you. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: So anything else we need to know? from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: That's great. That is sweet, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: We really did. Yeah. We did, bud. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: What is it? from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a.m. In, like, never. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Yeah, I ride double all the time on the scooter with Allison. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Yeah, that's cool. I've done some charity work. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep. from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point, it's, well... from Yes Man (2008)
CARL: Yes always leads to something good. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst! from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. Hey. Long time no see. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. Peter. from Yes Man (2008)
Change is generated from consciousness, but where is consciousness generated from? from Yes Man (2008)
Check out the phone. from Yes Man (2008)
Closed off little box boy, tender topic. Probe no further. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on inside. I'll explain everything. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, come on. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, lady. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, let's go. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, let's step this thing up a notch, Broseph. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, man. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, what are you talking about? Here, ask me again. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on. Let's get into shipshape. from Yes Man (2008)
Cool. from Yes Man (2008)
Costume party. Come as your favorite Harry Potter character. from Yes Man (2008)
Costume party. Yeah, no. from Yes Man (2008)
Costumes for what? from Yes Man (2008)
Could have fooled me with that modeling comment. from Yes Man (2008)
Could you drive me to Elysian Park? from Yes Man (2008)
Course, I have been having a lot of luck lately outside of that hotel. from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: No man. No man. No man. No man. from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes! CARL: Jeez. from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes. Again. from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes. Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes. Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
CROWD: Yes. Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Did I pause there? I could probably knock a couple milliseconds off that if you... from Yes Man (2008)
Did we make out? Oh, right, we did. Now I remember. from Yes Man (2008)
Did you block your number? from Yes Man (2008)
Did you block your number? from Yes Man (2008)
Did you just run out of gas? from Yes Man (2008)
Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack? from Yes Man (2008)
Did you wanna get that? In the privacy of your office? from Yes Man (2008)
Do we need to use a flash? from Yes Man (2008)
Do you dance? from Yes Man (2008)
Do you wanna drive? from Yes Man (2008)
Doesn't sound silly. Well, maybe a little silly. from Yes Man (2008)
Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself, so don't try to stop me. from Yes Man (2008)
Drinks on me. from Yes Man (2008)
Ducati. from Yes Man (2008)
Easy, easy. It was a little misunderstanding, okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Even if I had met you, I never would've asked you out. from Yes Man (2008)
Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull. Had Red Bull last night. I like Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
Ever think things got screwed up... from Yes Man (2008)
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball. from Yes Man (2008)
Every two months, the typical loan officer approves 35 to 40 loans. from Yes Man (2008)
Everyone I know has got a reason from Yes Man (2008)
Everything I said I meant, except about living together. from Yes Man (2008)
Excuse me, but pleats are kind of out of style. from Yes Man (2008)
Excuse me. Could we get another round of drinks? from Yes Man (2008)
Excuse me. I'd like to apply for a small business loan. from Yes Man (2008)
Expelliarmus! Just kidding. from Yes Man (2008)
Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer at Brea Federal Savings and Loan... from Yes Man (2008)
FARANOUSH: Carl, could you please pass the Cholula? from Yes Man (2008)
Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain. I can explain. from Yes Man (2008)
Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it? from Yes Man (2008)
Fine? I wipe my ass with fine. from Yes Man (2008)
First of all, what were you doing in my car? from Yes Man (2008)
From the external. from Yes Man (2008)
Gee, that sounds great, but I can't. from Yes Man (2008)
Get in here. It's okay. I got you. from Yes Man (2008)
Get out of there. If I wanna say no, I'll say no! from Yes Man (2008)
Go ahead. from Yes Man (2008)
Go get the ball! from Yes Man (2008)
God bless you, man. from Yes Man (2008)
God. from Yes Man (2008)
Gone, never saw him again. from Yes Man (2008)
Good evening, Los Angeles. from Yes Man (2008)
Good God. from Yes Man (2008)
Good to know, if, you know, if I ever need to... from Yes Man (2008)
Good to meet you, too. Thank you. And hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Got a case of Red Bull. Gonna pull an all nighter. You down? from Yes Man (2008)
Got it. Yep. from Yes Man (2008)
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card. from Yes Man (2008)
Great. from Yes Man (2008)
Guess, mess. from Yes Man (2008)
Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look. He wants to talk to you. from Yes Man (2008)
Had your number dialed, was about to press send. from Yes Man (2008)
Had your number dialed, was about to press send. from Yes Man (2008)
Happened once, it happened twice from Yes Man (2008)
Happy networking, asshole. from Yes Man (2008)
Has somebody called the police? from Yes Man (2008)
Have a good night. from Yes Man (2008)
Have you ever driven one of these before? They're quite powerful. from Yes Man (2008)
Have you ever tried that? It's fun. from Yes Man (2008)
Have you recently started taking flying lessons? from Yes Man (2008)
Haven't received confirmation of any sort from you. At all. from Yes Man (2008)
He did it. from Yes Man (2008)
He helped me erase your MySpace page. from Yes Man (2008)
He never did much. from Yes Man (2008)
He used up your phone? from Yes Man (2008)
He was staying connected. It was good to see. from Yes Man (2008)
He's gonna blow your mind all over the room. He's like a mind grenade. from Yes Man (2008)
He's not here. from Yes Man (2008)
Hello there. from Yes Man (2008)
Hello, everybody. from Yes Man (2008)
Hello, Jake, Penelope, Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary. from Yes Man (2008)
Hello, Jake, Rodrigo, Penelope, Phillip, Zachary. from Yes Man (2008)
Hello? from Yes Man (2008)
Hello. Wondering if you had a moment... from Yes Man (2008)
Here we come. from Yes Man (2008)
Here we go. from Yes Man (2008)
Here. I have to protect you. from Yes Man (2008)
HERMIONE [ON TV]: Oh, bye. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, buddy, you all right? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, buddy. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, Carl, you okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, did you ever meet my friend lan? He's a computer hacker. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, I have an idea. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, I saw you on TV. That was amazing, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, l... from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, lady, move that dog. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, man. That's a nice car. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, Pete, you mind putting that on a coaster? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, Rooney, come here for a second. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, there he is. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, why don't you come to my class tomorrow? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. Are we gonna fight or what? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. I came. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. It's really working. Ah! from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. Out of gas make out guy. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. What do you think you're doing, asshole? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. Who were those guys? from Yes Man (2008)
Hi there. from Yes Man (2008)
Hi, Norm. from Yes Man (2008)
Hi. from Yes Man (2008)
His name was Marx. from Yes Man (2008)
Hit me on the cell this week. Let's do it again. from Yes Man (2008)
HOBO: And what did you say? from Yes Man (2008)
HOBO: He never listens. from Yes Man (2008)
HOBO: Oh, I'm just right over here. Okay. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Hold it right there. from Yes Man (2008)
Hold on a second, I'm thinking. from Yes Man (2008)
Honey, show him. from Yes Man (2008)
Hopefully the color will return to your face sometime soon. from Yes Man (2008)
How about some toast, huh? from Yes Man (2008)
How are you doing that? Ay! from Yes Man (2008)
How come I never see you with a girl over there? from Yes Man (2008)
How did you know what that meant? Have you heard me say that before? from Yes Man (2008)
How did you pull this off? from Yes Man (2008)
How did you two meet again? from Yes Man (2008)
How's it going? What are you guys doing here? from Yes Man (2008)
Hurry, there's no time to lose. We have to find shelter. from Yes Man (2008)
Hurry. Somebody's coming. And I think I see something. Hurry. from Yes Man (2008)
I admit, business has been slow. from Yes Man (2008)
I am gonna have to repay you somehow. from Yes Man (2008)
I bake cakes in the shape of different celebrities' faces. from Yes Man (2008)
I can buy large quantities of anything at discount prices. from Yes Man (2008)
I can explain to you in more detail if you want. from Yes Man (2008)
I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store. from Yes Man (2008)
I can't believe I didn't tell her I was married. I'm such an idiot. from Yes Man (2008)
I can't put my finger on you. You're kind of unpredictable. from Yes Man (2008)
I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. I ate bat in Laos. from Yes Man (2008)
I could have. Had a couple offers. Didn't wanna get tied down. from Yes Man (2008)
I couldn't agree more. from Yes Man (2008)
I didn't ask you out. from Yes Man (2008)
I didn't even see the red zone. I've only been here for 20 minutes. from Yes Man (2008)
I didn't know what to expect, but I guess I figured... from Yes Man (2008)
I didn't realize I was dealing with a no man. from Yes Man (2008)
I didn't think I had anything to share. from Yes Man (2008)
I do wanna take guitar lessons. I do wanna learn how to fly. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't care. I didn't really want the job badly. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know about that. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know how people go through life with the same boring routine. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to say yes to this one, Till. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know what to say here. I'm stumped. I'm baffled. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know what you want me to say. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know. I think I love you. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towards thinking he might actually be dead. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't really know what it is. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't think that's what she was asking for, but all right. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't think there's anything written down in your fake calendar. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't wanna commit. I don't wanna be tied down. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl. You do whatever you want. from Yes Man (2008)
I don't want anything complicated. from Yes Man (2008)
I especially love it in cream. What do you think? from Yes Man (2008)
I gave them your insurance. The whole thing's being handled. from Yes Man (2008)
I got a bunch of stuff going on. There's this thing I gotta do. from Yes Man (2008)
I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark. from Yes Man (2008)
I got an idea. from Yes Man (2008)
I got blisters on my fingers. from Yes Man (2008)
I guess I never saw him a lot, so it's hard for me to tell the difference. from Yes Man (2008)
I guess I'll just stick with the program. Keep saying yes to everything. from Yes Man (2008)
I guess. from Yes Man (2008)
I have been such a dick and a douche. from Yes Man (2008)
I have had some trouble. from Yes Man (2008)
I joined bro with Joseph. Broseph. Pretty cool, huh? from Yes Man (2008)
I just called in a few favors, kept throwing money at it. from Yes Man (2008)
I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially. from Yes Man (2008)
I just figured after five years, I'd be the logical choice, but whatever. from Yes Man (2008)
I just wanted to tell you that I don't wanna live with you. from Yes Man (2008)
I keep trying to think of reasons why she should, but you know what? from Yes Man (2008)
I killed her. from Yes Man (2008)
I know it sounds silly... from Yes Man (2008)
I know that, Marv, but you have no equity. from Yes Man (2008)
I know there isn't that much demand for photographs... from Yes Man (2008)
I know, Carl. I know that Stephanie left you. from Yes Man (2008)
I know. It's so frustrating. I just wanna grab these people and shake them. from Yes Man (2008)
I like maybe. from Yes Man (2008)
I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up. I like to mix it up. from Yes Man (2008)
I love that. from Yes Man (2008)
I love you like... from Yes Man (2008)
I love your music. from Yes Man (2008)
I made a sacred conevant. from Yes Man (2008)
I mean, a part of me felt like something wasn't right from the beginning. from Yes Man (2008)
I mean, do you even know my fiancee's last name? from Yes Man (2008)
I mean, it's real nice of you to give me a ride. Most people just say no. from Yes Man (2008)
I mean, someone's trying to kill himself. from Yes Man (2008)
I might get shit canned, Norm. from Yes Man (2008)
I need to speak to my attorney. from Yes Man (2008)
I never could have finished the suits without it. from Yes Man (2008)
I never would've guessed that. You seemed so at ease on two. from Yes Man (2008)
I said that. from Yes Man (2008)
I saw it in your eyes, man. You're gonna love this. Terrence is a genius. from Yes Man (2008)
I shot a cow with a bazooka. from Yes Man (2008)
I should be prepping my case for Monday, but I cannot miss this. from Yes Man (2008)
I should have said yes right away, you know? from Yes Man (2008)
I should say something to you here. from Yes Man (2008)
I think it's about all those loans you've been approving. from Yes Man (2008)
I think yes. from Yes Man (2008)
I thought he was it, the one, or whatever. from Yes Man (2008)
I thought if I said yes to things and got involved with people... from Yes Man (2008)
I thought you lied all the time, but it's just sometimes. That's excellent. from Yes Man (2008)
I told you, I need you to remove the covenant. from Yes Man (2008)
I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit. from Yes Man (2008)
I wanna snap your neck and spit on you You said, Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
I wanna start an organic fertilizer distribution business. from Yes Man (2008)
I want you to invite yes into your lives... from Yes Man (2008)
I was gonna tell her. I just never... from Yes Man (2008)
I was just about to call you. That's so weird. from Yes Man (2008)
I wasn't gonna say anything. from Yes Man (2008)
I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
I'd like to thank you all for coming... from Yes Man (2008)
I'd like two tickets on the first plane out of here, please. from Yes Man (2008)
I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs You said, Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
I'll just be one minute. from Yes Man (2008)
I'll see you at the bottom. Unless you pass out. from Yes Man (2008)
I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm a somebody. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm a yes man. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you, since we're only taking Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm getting so forgetful. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm glad we had this experience. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm gonna hop in the bed just in case the nurse comes back. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm in. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm just glad that I could be a part of it, really. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm just saying yes to life, homes. You gotta say yes to life. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm just so jammed up. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm not going home, not really. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm not proud of that last one, but I did it, man. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm not your late night booty call from Yes Man (2008)
I'm over here, dickhole. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm so glad I came out. Love it. Okay, you know what? I gotta go. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm sorry. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you? from Yes Man (2008)
I'm telling you, you don't change your life, you're gonna end up Ionely. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm thinking it'll get people off my back about the male nurse thing. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm totally off the grid, you know? from Yes Man (2008)
I'm wondering if there's a better setting for this back and forth. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm your biggest fan. Bang! from Yes Man (2008)
I've been all over the map, man. I've lived. from Yes Man (2008)
I've been thinking... from Yes Man (2008)
I've come this far. from Yes Man (2008)
I've known that I like you for a while, but just now I decided that I love you. from Yes Man (2008)
I've never let anyone kiss me on the stage of the Hollywood Bowl before. from Yes Man (2008)
Idiot. I'm the wrong guy. from Yes Man (2008)
If I got a call that said you were dead You said, Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
If I had my thing in front of me, I could tell you what it is... from Yes Man (2008)
If that doesn't jive with you, we should end this. from Yes Man (2008)
If the molehill won't come to Terrence... from Yes Man (2008)
In an unrelated note, everyone else can go jump off a bridge. from Yes Man (2008)
In my nightmares. from Yes Man (2008)
Is there any way you could come in? from Yes Man (2008)
It doesn't sound complicated. Is it complicated? from Yes Man (2008)
It happened three times, Maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe from Yes Man (2008)
It just didn't work out. It's a long story. from Yes Man (2008)
It was a spontaneous vacation. from Yes Man (2008)
It was a stupid idea. I shouldn't have said anything. from Yes Man (2008)
It was between you and Demko, and they went with Demko. from Yes Man (2008)
It's a Ducati. from Yes Man (2008)
It's at 6 a.m. from Yes Man (2008)
It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful. from Yes Man (2008)
It's been years. You leave every time she comes. from Yes Man (2008)
It's gonna be a crazy night. from Yes Man (2008)
It's him. from Yes Man (2008)
It's just a little further, man. Just right up the hill there. from Yes Man (2008)
It's just a little life that needed saving. No big deal. from Yes Man (2008)
It's like my photography. from Yes Man (2008)
It's Lucy Burns, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
It's me again. from Yes Man (2008)
It's okay, man. We just met. She knows it's not exclusive. from Yes Man (2008)
It's starting. from Yes Man (2008)
It's the same as regular bingo... from Yes Man (2008)
Jackoff. from Yes Man (2008)
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy. from Yes Man (2008)
Jesus, that nurse couldn't be any more obvious. from Yes Man (2008)
Jump. from Yes Man (2008)
JUMPER: Move out the way. WOMAN 1: Somebody help him! from Yes Man (2008)
Just felt like calling you. I was missing you, I guess. Weird, huh? from Yes Man (2008)
Just relax. I'll handle this. from Yes Man (2008)
Keep going or this'll do, because it doesn't really matter? from Yes Man (2008)
Keep your hand there like in a shake. The other hand goes around for a hug. from Yes Man (2008)
Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys. from Yes Man (2008)
Kicks the crap out of dealing with those peons, huh? from Yes Man (2008)
Kind of dragged on. from Yes Man (2008)
Kind of mysterious. from Yes Man (2008)
Kind of why I'm sitting outside here, eating my lunch, wearing the nametag. from Yes Man (2008)
Know what? I called Demko this morning... from Yes Man (2008)
LEE: No, Carl, this is not the same. from Yes Man (2008)
Let me guess, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Let's get this guy a drink. He doesn't have long to live. from Yes Man (2008)
Let's hope it doesn't taste like Mickey Rourke. from Yes Man (2008)
Letting him burn out your phone... from Yes Man (2008)
Like I need that. from Yes Man (2008)
Like you were committed to saying what you were saying... from Yes Man (2008)
Listen, I'll make it up to you. I promise. I swear. from Yes Man (2008)
Look at it this way: At least you didn't get shit canned. from Yes Man (2008)
Look how close I'm getting. Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here. from Yes Man (2008)
Look, I know the philosophy has some holes. from Yes Man (2008)
LUC Y: Hey. Is that Carl? from Yes Man (2008)
LUC Y: Hi. from Yes Man (2008)
LUC Y: We're engaged. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 1: Crazy, man. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 1: Don't do it. JUMPER: Don't point at me, buddy. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 1: Good one. I got it. I got it. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 1: Oh, shit. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 1: Take it easy. MAN 2: Here you go. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 1: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 2: Come on, Carl. Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 2: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 3: Yes! NICK: Whoo! from Yes Man (2008)
MAN 5: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Man, that sounds great. I wish I could join you. from Yes Man (2008)
Man, you terrible at this. Are you even a cop? from Yes Man (2008)
MAN: Come on. Jerk. CARL: I'm sorry. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN: Down on the ground. Whatever you say. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN: Good show tonight. Come check us out. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN: Hey. What are you doing? Oh, shit. from Yes Man (2008)
MAN: Nice shot. from Yes Man (2008)
Man. Moving fast. That's okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Maybe we should speak privately. Come on outside. from Yes Man (2008)
Maybe. from Yes Man (2008)
Might be. from Yes Man (2008)
More of a douche than a dick, probably... from Yes Man (2008)
My mother likes good food. from Yes Man (2008)
Never avoid opportunities. from Yes Man (2008)
Next stop, Azkaban. from Yes Man (2008)
Next time you should warn me about the length of the story, though. from Yes Man (2008)
Next. from Yes Man (2008)
Nice dog. from Yes Man (2008)
Nice little raise in it for you too. Bump up your salary to 65. from Yes Man (2008)
Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist. from Yes Man (2008)
Nice. Carl, does that work for you? from Yes Man (2008)
Nick Lane? Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
NICK: Whoo! SECURITY 1: Hey, stop. Stop! from Yes Man (2008)
NICK: Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
No big deal. I know a lot of people who are willing to give. from Yes Man (2008)
No man. No man. from Yes Man (2008)
No man. No man. No man. from Yes Man (2008)
No means no. from Yes Man (2008)
No need. I know our music isn't that mainstream. from Yes Man (2008)
No problem. Have a good night. from Yes Man (2008)
No, don't think so. But I can talk to someone, if you'd like. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I didn't pause. It was just a big step. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I don't at all. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I don't have my car anymore. I've got my Ducati, thanks to you. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I don't mean okay. Just give me a second. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I just got a lot of stuff going on... from Yes Man (2008)
No, I think it's great. Throw this away for me, will you? from Yes Man (2008)
No, it says specific things. from Yes Man (2008)
No, it's a pretty common expression. from Yes Man (2008)
No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder about the party tonight. from Yes Man (2008)
No, it's Wes P., Big C. Did I catch you at a bad time? from Yes Man (2008)
No, man, no, man, no, man. from Yes Man (2008)
No, no, no, no from Yes Man (2008)
No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No. from Yes Man (2008)
No, thanks. I'm fine. from Yes Man (2008)
No, that's not the point. from Yes Man (2008)
No, wait. Before we give our answer... from Yes Man (2008)
No, you don't. from Yes Man (2008)
No. from Yes Man (2008)
No. from Yes Man (2008)
No. Hey, after we jog, we should get a Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
No. I take it that's what happened to you. from Yes Man (2008)
No. In fact, I think you should go faster. from Yes Man (2008)
No. No, she's not. from Yes Man (2008)
No. Why would you assume that? from Yes Man (2008)
Nope. No more than usual. from Yes Man (2008)
Norm, that's amazing. Oh, my God. Thank you. from Yes Man (2008)
Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man. from Yes Man (2008)
NORMAN: Alrighty, gang. Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets? from Yes Man (2008)
NORMAN: Hi, Car, this is your answer phone speaking. from Yes Man (2008)
NORMAN: Inta maresting. from Yes Man (2008)
NORMAN: That's all right. Bye. from Yes Man (2008)
Norman. Line one. from Yes Man (2008)
Not when the sun's up, Reggie. from Yes Man (2008)
Nothing I like better than the inside of a bank on a beautiful Saturday. from Yes Man (2008)
Now, that's upsetting. from Yes Man (2008)
Now, this is the really interesting part. If you don't take the heads off properly... from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, and thanks for the loan. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, boy. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, come on. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, come on. You're halfway through, just snap it off already. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, could I? Could I really? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, God, look who's here. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, God! from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my... from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, God. It's starting to rain. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, great. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, I can't. I have to wake up early. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumes for me and Allison. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who looks just like me... from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, jeez. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, Jesus. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, just doing a favor for a neighbor is good enough for me. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, just hanging out in my apartment. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, man. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, my God, you guys really had me going there. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, my God. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, my God. That's so funny. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, nice. I like your style. Car. That could be yours. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding. That was tonight? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, please. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, really? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, right. Nailed it. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, Soo Mi, pleats are out? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to remove the covenant. It's killing me. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, where'd I go? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, wow. Thanks. My knight in shining armor. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, yeah, right. Sorry. Can I borrow your car? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, yeah. That's about right, then. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, yes, there was. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, yes, they did. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. Hey, man. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. Hey, man. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. Kaching! Wow. Cool costume, my man. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. Ugh... from Yes Man (2008)
Oh. Yeah, right. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, guys, all aboard the Hogwarts Express. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, guys, everybody ready? Cameras loaded? from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, if you must know, we lived together. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, people, let's go. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, we're done. We've been drinking. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. A lot of energy. I like it. Everybody, this is Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. But if I win... from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow... from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. That should just about do it. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. Wait, so wait. You have to say yes to everything? from Yes Man (2008)
On that thing? from Yes Man (2008)
Once you leave this building... from Yes Man (2008)
Ooh, heavy. from Yes Man (2008)
Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy. from Yes Man (2008)
Or not. from Yes Man (2008)
Patience is a virtue. from Yes Man (2008)
Perfect. from Yes Man (2008)
Perfect. from Yes Man (2008)
PERFORMER 1: And that band ate arame and other sea vegetables. from Yes Man (2008)
PERFORMER 1: And that band was rad. from Yes Man (2008)
PERFORMER 1: From the dawn of time... PERFORMER 2: In the netherworld. from Yes Man (2008)
PERFORMER 1: There was a band. from Yes Man (2008)
PERFORMER 2: Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Persianwifefinder. Com. It's pretty cool. You should check it out. from Yes Man (2008)
PETE: Carl, I know it's you. from Yes Man (2008)
PETE: Carl, I know it's you. from Yes Man (2008)
PETE: I'm not falling for that, Carl. What's to figure out? from Yes Man (2008)
PETE: Look who's here. CARL: Hey. You. from Yes Man (2008)
PETE: Oh, God, that is Stephanie. from Yes Man (2008)
PETE: Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them. from Yes Man (2008)
PETER: Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
PETER: I like it, I like it. from Yes Man (2008)
PETER: It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware and completely on top of it... from Yes Man (2008)
PETER: It's Peter. I'm sure you're aware and completely on top of it... from Yes Man (2008)
Peter. from Yes Man (2008)
PILOT: Okay, I'm totally off the controls. from Yes Man (2008)
Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl Munchausen by Proxy. from Yes Man (2008)
Please, find a seat. from Yes Man (2008)
Pleasure to meet you. from Yes Man (2008)
PRIEST: Thanks, guys. from Yes Man (2008)
PRIEST: You're a good man, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Pull? from Yes Man (2008)
Really? from Yes Man (2008)
Really? I've always wanted to try it. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Really? What did they say? from Yes Man (2008)
Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
Remember that promotion we were talking about? from Yes Man (2008)
Right? Call me. from Yes Man (2008)
Right? Call me. from Yes Man (2008)
Right. from Yes Man (2008)
Right. I was just saying to Agent Tweed... from Yes Man (2008)
Right. I was just saying to Agent Tweed... from Yes Man (2008)
Rodrigo and the guys at the bar. They can't be trusted. from Yes Man (2008)
Rolling Rock, please. from Yes Man (2008)
ROONEY: Carl, it's Roons. Thanks for letting me use your car. from Yes Man (2008)
ROONEY: I don't believe it. CARL: Rooney. from Yes Man (2008)
ROONEY: Okay, okay. from Yes Man (2008)
ROONEY: Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs. from Yes Man (2008)
Say from Yes Man (2008)
Say it a million more times. from Yes Man (2008)
Say it a million times. Say it a million more times. from Yes Man (2008)
Say, Wake up, you. You're missing out on a little thing called life. from Yes Man (2008)
SECURITY 1: Stay right there. from Yes Man (2008)
SECURITY 2: He's gonna break. Stop. from Yes Man (2008)
See what I did there? from Yes Man (2008)
See you on the other side, Lee. from Yes Man (2008)
See you, guys. from Yes Man (2008)
See you, guys. from Yes Man (2008)
See, Car, you worrywart. from Yes Man (2008)
Seeing how Corporate's treating you. from Yes Man (2008)
Seriously, I dated this guy and I was astounded at how content he was... from Yes Man (2008)
Several months ago, my client attended a self empowerment seminar... from Yes Man (2008)
She always used to say, I'd rather eat good food... from Yes Man (2008)
She asked me to move in with her and I hesitated. That was like a no. from Yes Man (2008)
She has no clue what she's doing and she doesn't care. from Yes Man (2008)
She was coming in the room. It's like, Give me some space, woman. from Yes Man (2008)
She's good. What have you been doing? from Yes Man (2008)
She's never gonna go to a ball. from Yes Man (2008)
She's spontaneous. She's ballsy. from Yes Man (2008)
She's the complete opposite of me. from Yes Man (2008)
Smaller than I thought they would be. Hold on, I'm vibrating. from Yes Man (2008)
So anyway, my answer is yes. I'd be happy to go out with you. from Yes Man (2008)
So anyway, we're gonna have an engagement party on the 21 st. Open bar. from Yes Man (2008)
So each one of us invites 1800 of our closest friends. from Yes Man (2008)
So I can expect delivery anytime between 8 a.m. And 5:30? from Yes Man (2008)
So I have some carry on here. from Yes Man (2008)
So just say yes... from Yes Man (2008)
So let's be scared together. from Yes Man (2008)
So listen, I got a job for you. We're shutting down a bunch of branches... from Yes Man (2008)
So look, we're kind of short on Saturday staff. from Yes Man (2008)
So my friends are being really lame... from Yes Man (2008)
So we are really excited for you to be here, Carl... from Yes Man (2008)
So you didn't wanna come to my show... from Yes Man (2008)
So, what are you doing? from Yes Man (2008)
So, what do I do? I just... from Yes Man (2008)
So, what do you think? from Yes Man (2008)
So, what happened to closed off little box boy? from Yes Man (2008)
Someone gets a beak in their bucket or a mouthful of tendons... from Yes Man (2008)
Someone talked you into coming here today, didn't they? from Yes Man (2008)
Something's going down on a big scale. from Yes Man (2008)
Sorry, Faranoush. from Yes Man (2008)
Sorry, this seemed interesting. from Yes Man (2008)
Sorry. from Yes Man (2008)
Specific things. Like get in line at the video store? from Yes Man (2008)
Specifically I'm talking about 15 to 20 percent. from Yes Man (2008)
Start talking, Carl, if that is your real name. from Yes Man (2008)
Steph... from Yes Man (2008)
Stephanie, Ted, hey. from Yes Man (2008)
STEPHANIE: Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
STEPHANIE: Hello? Stephanie? from Yes Man (2008)
Sucks I'm gonna be out of town. from Yes Man (2008)
Sure he can. Right, Carl? from Yes Man (2008)
Sure, Faranoush. from Yes Man (2008)
Sure, let me sit down. I knew you'd come. from Yes Man (2008)
Sure. from Yes Man (2008)
Sure. It's all yours. from Yes Man (2008)
TED: No. from Yes Man (2008)
TERRENCE [ON PA]: Life. from Yes Man (2008)
TERRENCE [ON RECORDING]: Chapter 26, Words That Rhyme With Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Terrence said this would happen if I said no. That's ridiculous. from Yes Man (2008)
TERRENCE: It is nonsense. from Yes Man (2008)
Terrible timing too, because you just got here. from Yes Man (2008)
Tess, that's a name. Less, a word and a name. from Yes Man (2008)
Thank you. from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks, Faranoush. from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks, Terrence. Sorry about the car, and your head there. from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks, that's really sweet. from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks. from Yes Man (2008)
That Demko thing really chapped my ass. I marched upstairs and I told the big guns: from Yes Man (2008)
That is a... from Yes Man (2008)
That is so nice. from Yes Man (2008)
That makes me nervous, but that's normal. It's big. from Yes Man (2008)
That sounded naughty. from Yes Man (2008)
That sounds like a fucking great idea! from Yes Man (2008)
That sucks. That happened to me last week. from Yes Man (2008)
That was a long time ago. I was gonna tell you. from Yes Man (2008)
That way if we crash, at least I'll die. from Yes Man (2008)
That... Oh... from Yes Man (2008)
That's a good look. from Yes Man (2008)
That's good. from Yes Man (2008)
That's great. I would have to say... from Yes Man (2008)
That's how the whole thing got screwed up. I broke the covenant. from Yes Man (2008)
That's not true. You can say no if you don't want something. from Yes Man (2008)
That's okay. I blocked it and deflected it back. from Yes Man (2008)
That's probably who you're seeing. from Yes Man (2008)
That's really something. Doesn't Red Bull make you crash pretty hard? from Yes Man (2008)
That's Rooney and my friend Lee. He's a nurse. I was making fun of him. from Yes Man (2008)
That's weird. I didn't realize we just stepped out of a maybe seminar. from Yes Man (2008)
That's why you got punched out... from Yes Man (2008)
That's why you're here. from Yes Man (2008)
The covenant, it's coming down hard on me, man. from Yes Man (2008)
The next flight available for boarding... from Yes Man (2008)
The only one they had left was for toddlers. from Yes Man (2008)
The way we're gonna do this is we're gonna go after the... from Yes Man (2008)
The word is yes, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
The word yes has changed my life. Here. from Yes Man (2008)
Then why are you plotting to attack it? from Yes Man (2008)
Then you're saying yes, not because you have to... from Yes Man (2008)
There is a middle ground here. You can process things. from Yes Man (2008)
There is no covenant. There never was. I was just riffing. from Yes Man (2008)
There it is. Deal with it. from Yes Man (2008)
There you are. You want some? from Yes Man (2008)
There's a crazy man in the terminal. Red alert. from Yes Man (2008)
There's a lot less demand for a small Rollerblade shop... from Yes Man (2008)
There's a time crunch, and time is of the essence. from Yes Man (2008)
There's me and my friends. That makes eight or nine very unstable people. from Yes Man (2008)
There's no greater feeling in the world, is there? from Yes Man (2008)
These people are so grateful to have their needs met... from Yes Man (2008)
They may come in any form. from Yes Man (2008)
They're touching each other's genitals. Isn't that amazing? from Yes Man (2008)
Thing, you know, just a thing. from Yes Man (2008)
Thing? What thing? from Yes Man (2008)
This is Allison and her wand made from a sequoia. from Yes Man (2008)
This is the single biggest donation that we've ever had. from Yes Man (2008)
This is unreal. from Yes Man (2008)
This one is nice. from Yes Man (2008)
This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl. This was my engagement party. from Yes Man (2008)
This'll cheer you up. I'm having a little get together at my place. from Yes Man (2008)
To say from Yes Man (2008)
Totally unrelated. It has nothing to do with Stephanie. from Yes Man (2008)
Tried to fight for you on the phone there. from Yes Man (2008)
Uh huh. Are you sure? Because... Okay. Yep. Whatever you say. from Yes Man (2008)
Uh... from Yes Man (2008)
Um... Oh... from Yes Man (2008)
Very cool, Norm. from Yes Man (2008)
Wait. I've got it. from Yes Man (2008)
Was I chewing gum before? from Yes Man (2008)
Wasn't a good anything. from Yes Man (2008)
Way to stick in there. from Yes Man (2008)
We are all living it. Or are we? from Yes Man (2008)
We are Sparta! from Yes Man (2008)
We got a fainter down in Head Removal. from Yes Man (2008)
We had this big fight and he stormed off. from Yes Man (2008)
We hit a couple raves last night. It was totally off the hook. from Yes Man (2008)
We just wanna ask you a few questions. from Yes Man (2008)
We knew another Karl we weren't too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed? from Yes Man (2008)
We should do this every weekend. We could see the whole world. from Yes Man (2008)
We shouldn't just jump into that without thinking. from Yes Man (2008)
We'll have the employment contract to you by the end of the day. from Yes Man (2008)
We're all going out tonight. from Yes Man (2008)
We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's father owns a little piece of property there. from Yes Man (2008)
We've never done this before. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, and your boss, but more your buddy than your boss, right? from Yes Man (2008)
Well, clearly we should go there. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, do you need a ride? from Yes Man (2008)
Well, I was wondering if you could help me put up some shelves. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing, but I am dating. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, I've won some competitions. Watch this. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, maybe at first it is, but that's just to open you up to it... from Yes Man (2008)
Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, thanks, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, these things have a way of working themselves out. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, they were quite attracted to the me walking option, you know, for a moment. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, we had a nice run. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, whoever said it, it made me very uncomfortable. from Yes Man (2008)
Well? from Yes Man (2008)
WES: Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Wes? Can you hear me? from Yes Man (2008)
Wesley T. Parker. Vice President, Brea Federal Savings. from Yes Man (2008)
What an asshole. from Yes Man (2008)
What are you doing? from Yes Man (2008)
What are you saying? from Yes Man (2008)
What can I do for you? from Yes Man (2008)
What did he call me? from Yes Man (2008)
What do you say, Carl? from Yes Man (2008)
What do you think? from Yes Man (2008)
What has it been, six months? from Yes Man (2008)
What if I... from Yes Man (2008)
What the hell are you looking at? from Yes Man (2008)
What the hell you doing in there? from Yes Man (2008)
What up, my brizzo? from Yes Man (2008)
What was that? from Yes Man (2008)
What, do you live here now? from Yes Man (2008)
What? from Yes Man (2008)
What? from Yes Man (2008)
What? from Yes Man (2008)
What? from Yes Man (2008)
What? from Yes Man (2008)
What? God, no. Oh, I totally lost my phone. from Yes Man (2008)
What? Hello? Hello? from Yes Man (2008)
What? What are you talking about? from Yes Man (2008)
What's even more unusual are the amounts. from Yes Man (2008)
What's going on, Norm? from Yes Man (2008)
What's going on? from Yes Man (2008)
What's your name? from Yes Man (2008)
When I asked you if you wanted to move in... from Yes Man (2008)
When you say yes to things, you embrace the possible. from Yes Man (2008)
When you were driving out of your way... from Yes Man (2008)
When's the last time you did anything fun? You always make excuses. from Yes Man (2008)
Where you going, man? from Yes Man (2008)
Which ones? from Yes Man (2008)
Who are you, man? from Yes Man (2008)
Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
Who do you think I am? I'm scared of a lot of things. from Yes Man (2008)
Whoa! from Yes Man (2008)
Whoa! from Yes Man (2008)
Whoa. Yep, I got it. from Yes Man (2008)
Whore no more from Yes Man (2008)
Why did you purchase these plane tickets at the last minute? from Yes Man (2008)
Why did you purchase these plane tickets at the last minute? from Yes Man (2008)
Why don't you stop smothering me? Seriously. It's way too much too soon. from Yes Man (2008)
Why don't you take a stroll through the hills... from Yes Man (2008)
Why don't you take this rock... from Yes Man (2008)
Why not? That'd be great. Yeah, I'd love that. from Yes Man (2008)
Why not? You do it with everything. You say yes to whatever comes your way. from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN [ON TV]: Welcome to yes. We are about to begin. from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN 1: Yes, yes, yes! WOMAN 2: Yes. Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN 2: Don't do it. from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN 3: It can't be that bad. from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN 4: I know it's not what I think it is. MAN 2: Just stop. from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN: Oh, it's a good one. from Yes Man (2008)
WOMAN: Where are you traveling today? Los Angeles. from Yes Man (2008)
Would I like to increase the size of my penis? from Yes Man (2008)
Would you be the man for me? from Yes Man (2008)
Would you like to carry a 20 pound container of gas up a giant hill to your car? from Yes Man (2008)
Would you like to come over for a little breakfast? from Yes Man (2008)
Wow, that's amazing... from Yes Man (2008)
Wow. Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Wow. Really? You've been thinking that? from Yes Man (2008)
Wow. That didn't sound quite right. Oh, well. from Yes Man (2008)
Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, but he's got a thing. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, bye. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, exactly. It's like you said: I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am... from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, hold on a sec, I can't hear myself think. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, how do you fight what you can't see? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, I did. You never answer when I don't. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, I do. Say yes to everything. Real tough to grasp. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, I noticed that. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, I'd love to. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna stick around and make out. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, Rooney? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, that's a good point. Hold that thought. Allison! from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing, and there's no time. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, we're gonna fight. We're gonna fight, all right. Okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place. Kind of an eenie, meenie, minie thing. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, we've got, well, drinks, you know... from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, why not? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, you were. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah? Same story you were singing about last night? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. All right. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise, which is cool. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Apparently he was the most popular homeless man on the planet. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but... from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Fisher. Fishman. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here. Somebody needs to talk him down. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut on it, Norm. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Strong lyrics. You just make that stuff up? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Sure. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Well, I got a friend I want you to meet. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, Carl. I have to go. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, I did. That was my idea. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, I would like to learn Korean. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, nice to meet you. Thanks for coming. Come in. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, we were. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, yes, I do. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, yes, yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, you can. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. Since that's my only fucking option. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. You won't regret this, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
You all right? from Yes Man (2008)
You and I could get a Red Bull. We could share. from Yes Man (2008)
You are so handsome. from Yes Man (2008)
You can call me at 10:59 from Yes Man (2008)
You can weigh them individually and make decisions on a case by case basis... from Yes Man (2008)
You can't audit life, my friend. Now get on up here. from Yes Man (2008)
You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in from Yes Man (2008)
You could cut ties with all the lies You've been living in from Yes Man (2008)
You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have anything close to a girlfriend. from Yes Man (2008)
You don't think I'm scared of anything? from Yes Man (2008)
You gave a man money to start a fertilizer business. from Yes Man (2008)
You gobble up all of life's energies, and you excrete the waste. from Yes Man (2008)
You got a whole lot there. Can I have it all? from Yes Man (2008)
You got anything with a flat front? from Yes Man (2008)
You got it, Norm. from Yes Man (2008)
You gotta squeeze every drop of juice out of this experience. from Yes Man (2008)
You have given out... from Yes Man (2008)
You have got to start saying yes, my man, and I mean to everything. from Yes Man (2008)
You just don't know how to use it, that's all. from Yes Man (2008)
You just got here, too, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
You just lay back and I will take care of everything. from Yes Man (2008)
You know that when you're a kid... from Yes Man (2008)
You know what, buddy? You missed my engagement party tonight. from Yes Man (2008)
You know you and I are a lot alike? from Yes Man (2008)
You know you don't belong from Yes Man (2008)
You know, a sexual release? from Yes Man (2008)
You know, but maybe it's supposed to be. from Yes Man (2008)
You know, I have to go to work, but thanks. from Yes Man (2008)
You know, I've never let anyone drive my scooter before. from Yes Man (2008)
You know, listen. from Yes Man (2008)
You know, taking her day by day. from Yes Man (2008)
You know, who cares? The world's a playground. from Yes Man (2008)
You make up excuses to the people around you... from Yes Man (2008)
You may be my last loan. from Yes Man (2008)
You might notice the front bumper missing. Not to worry. from Yes Man (2008)
You might wanna get out of the way. from Yes Man (2008)
You must be running this place by now. from Yes Man (2008)
You must be Tillie. from Yes Man (2008)
You paused. from Yes Man (2008)
You pick the day. Any day you want, we'll go out, swashbuckle. from Yes Man (2008)
You really have to be careful. Okay? These things have a lot of... from Yes Man (2008)
You said that. from Yes Man (2008)
You said, Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
You said, Who are you? from Yes Man (2008)
You say no to life, and therefore you're not living. from Yes Man (2008)
You spoke at the same time I did just then. from Yes Man (2008)
You think? Seems pretty airtight to me. from Yes Man (2008)
You wanna get dinner tomorrow night? from Yes Man (2008)
You want a drink? from Yes Man (2008)
You want some, huh, more? from Yes Man (2008)
You wanted to say no but you couldn't. You had to say yes. from Yes Man (2008)
You were being difficult, embarrassing me in front of my crowd. from Yes Man (2008)
You were feeling it. You were in the loan zone, remember? from Yes Man (2008)
You were married for six months. Some immigration thing? from Yes Man (2008)
You were the complete opposite of me. You did things and had friends... from Yes Man (2008)
You weren't scared of anything. from Yes Man (2008)
You wouldn't be on a date with a strange woman. from Yes Man (2008)
You'll be making a promise to yourself. from Yes Man (2008)
You're a complete... from Yes Man (2008)
You're a soldier on the front line of finance. from Yes Man (2008)
You're dead, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
You're hilarious. Oh, that's great. from Yes Man (2008)
You're officially flying by yourself. from Yes Man (2008)
You're right. from Yes Man (2008)
You're so full of shit. from Yes Man (2008)
You're stuck in the same dead end job. You have been for years. from Yes Man (2008)
You're welcome, but it was Carl that made it all happen. from Yes Man (2008)
You're with Norman. from Yes Man (2008)
Your instinct is gonna be to brake with your chin or your forehead. from Yes Man (2008)
Your loss. Hey, man, wanna rock out tonight? from Yes Man (2008)
Allison? ALLISON: Yeah? from Yes Man (2008)
And Lee, he's a male nurse. PETER: I know Lee. from Yes Man (2008)
Are there more beers in the fridge? Sorry, last one. from Yes Man (2008)
Are you aligned with the North Koreans? No. What? from Yes Man (2008)
Are you kidding? It's not how it sounds. from Yes Man (2008)
Are you stalking me? No. I would never do that. from Yes Man (2008)
But then I threw that off the table. Good move. from Yes Man (2008)
But you want to. Oh, yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Buttercup Girls. Buttercup Girls. from Yes Man (2008)
Can I call you Soo? Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Can I have my helmet back now? I'm still wearing it, aren't I? from Yes Man (2008)
Can I use your phone? Go, man, go. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl Allen has reported for duty. I'm not a soldier, Norman. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, this is everybody. Hey, everybody. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl, what are you doing? Let's go. All right. I can't please everyone. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. Allison. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. Hey, Nick. from Yes Man (2008)
Carl. Yeah, it's me. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on up, future yes man. CARL: That's okay, I'm just auditing. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, Carl, run. Thanks. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on, you gotta have creepy fans. I don't think so. from Yes Man (2008)
Come on. Hey. Can I have one minute? from Yes Man (2008)
Come on. Look out. Oh, hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Could that, like, be my nickname? Yeah. I guess. from Yes Man (2008)
Do you hate America? No. Of course not. from Yes Man (2008)
Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen? CARL: What? from Yes Man (2008)
Do you know what that means? Fired? from Yes Man (2008)
Do you love me? Definitely. from Yes Man (2008)
Do you mind, Reggie? Seriously, dude. from Yes Man (2008)
Do you wanna move... Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank? Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Do you want to make a covenant? Ugh... from Yes Man (2008)
Do you? Uh huh. from Yes Man (2008)
Don't worry. I got your back. You don't have anybody's. from Yes Man (2008)
Even if you don't like it? No, of course not. from Yes Man (2008)
For what, bombs? No. from Yes Man (2008)
Friday. I'm out of town. from Yes Man (2008)
Get away from me. Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Get in there, play the zone. Come on. from Yes Man (2008)
Good dip, huh, H.P.? CARL: Mm. from Yes Man (2008)
He keeps talking this covenant nonsense. It's not nonsense. from Yes Man (2008)
He's really been drinking. CARL: Seriously, man. from Yes Man (2008)
He's really into it. You say yes to everything? from Yes Man (2008)
Hello? Carl, it's your buddy Norman. from Yes Man (2008)
Hello? Hi, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Here it is. Yeah. There it is. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, great gig or whatever, you know. Thanks. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, guys. Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, honey. LUC Y: Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, I'm part of this too. No. from Yes Man (2008)
Hey, you're getting better. Yeah, not bad, huh? from Yes Man (2008)
Hey. Good to have you with us. WOMAN: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Hi. You must be Norman. from Yes Man (2008)
Hi. Did you just take my picture? Maybe. from Yes Man (2008)
How many people can this place even hold? Like 17,000. from Yes Man (2008)
How you doing? Can't complain. from Yes Man (2008)
How you holding up? I'm okay, Car. from Yes Man (2008)
How's Stephanie? Good. from Yes Man (2008)
I can't see. I'm blind. Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo! from Yes Man (2008)
I can't think of any. Pete, l... from Yes Man (2008)
I guess they're in Nebraska. Wow. from Yes Man (2008)
I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7. I know. from Yes Man (2008)
I know you wanna see my band. No. from Yes Man (2008)
I love it. Yeah? from Yes Man (2008)
I never really thought of them as... Hang on, hang on, hang on, just a second. from Yes Man (2008)
I said, I'm cool. TERRENCE: Before that. from Yes Man (2008)
I think I'd... Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
I think we both grew from it. Call me. You asshole. from Yes Man (2008)
I think you and I need to step outside. No. God, no. from Yes Man (2008)
I was. I was watching you. from Yes Man (2008)
I would never do that. I would if I could, so why wouldn't you? from Yes Man (2008)
I'd really... Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
I'll just get it here. Yeah, or that. from Yes Man (2008)
I'll see you later, Tillie. That was wonderful, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
I'll work on that. Yeah, just trim the fat. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm engaged. Oh, yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm more of a four wheel kind of guy. Really? from Yes Man (2008)
I'm not gonna say that word. Okay, maybe's fine. Maybe's good. from Yes Man (2008)
I'm not sure I want that. Yeah, but you need it. from Yes Man (2008)
I've certainly heard a lot about you. Isn't that nice? from Yes Man (2008)
In my circles. I made it up. Well, it's catching on. from Yes Man (2008)
Interesting. CARL: Look at this. from Yes Man (2008)
It comes from personal experience. Cool. from Yes Man (2008)
It happens with age. Don't worry about it. from Yes Man (2008)
It's a funny hat and or wig party. Oh, man. from Yes Man (2008)
It's all I can think about. Really? from Yes Man (2008)
It's Burns. Burns? from Yes Man (2008)
It's so crazy. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Just shoot me. I know. Right in the face. from Yes Man (2008)
Lee? Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
Lee. What are you doing here? I'm a nurse, remember? from Yes Man (2008)
Lf I can explain... Yeah, certainly. WES: Sit down. from Yes Man (2008)
Looks like she's with someone there too. They seem to be thriving. Good for her. from Yes Man (2008)
Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush. Hello. from Yes Man (2008)
Make me believe it. Yes, yes, yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Maybe we should just go somewhere else. It's okay. I'll talk to her. from Yes Man (2008)
Maybe. Come on. from Yes Man (2008)
Missed it. I was gonna fist you. Here's some fist. from Yes Man (2008)
Mm hm. I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it. from Yes Man (2008)
My boyfriend, Ted. Hey. from Yes Man (2008)
My man. Hello? Don't do it. I'm coming. from Yes Man (2008)
No offense, Faranoush. None taken. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I didn't pause. You paused. from Yes Man (2008)
No, I'm not doing bridal bingo. Come on. from Yes Man (2008)
No, no, I'm just hanging here. Okay, okay. Just checking in. from Yes Man (2008)
No, thanks. Then ask me if I want to. from Yes Man (2008)
No, thanks. I'm cool. I'm sorry? What was that you said? from Yes Man (2008)
No. How did you know that? from Yes Man (2008)
No. Two years. from Yes Man (2008)
No. CROWD: No man. No man. from Yes Man (2008)
No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay. What? from Yes Man (2008)
None. And your credit... from Yes Man (2008)
Norman, this is Soo Mi. Hi there. from Yes Man (2008)
Not this time. I think it's over. Yeah? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, come on. But thanks for the offer and the image. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank. Oh, that's okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, good job. AGENT 1: Let's go, funny guy. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, I just love good food. So do I. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no? Yep. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, John Goodman. No, it's Alec Baldwin. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, my God. Come on. PETE: Right? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong? Can you come over? from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, that's an interesting one. Yep. And it's half price, so... from Yes Man (2008)
Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke. No. It's Bono. from Yes Man (2008)
Oh! Hi, Tillie. Morning, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay, that'd be fu... Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. Excuse me. Could l... from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. Lee? What do you need? from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. What do mean, Okay? from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. You got it. from Yes Man (2008)
Okay. Tillie, there you are. Hi, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
Open bar. What's the problem? I'm serious. Stephanie's at the bar. from Yes Man (2008)
Over here. CARL: Please don't. Jesus. from Yes Man (2008)
Pass those out, will you? Sure. from Yes Man (2008)
Persian wifefinder. FARANOUSH: Hi there. I am Faranoush. from Yes Man (2008)
Pete? Hey. Where you been? You not been getting my calls? from Yes Man (2008)
Problem solved. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Really? Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Reggie, come on. Dude. from Yes Man (2008)
Riffing? Well, I had to say something. from Yes Man (2008)
Rooney. Stephanie, guys. from Yes Man (2008)
Rooney. ROONEY: Congrats. from Yes Man (2008)
Say it a million times. MAN 4: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Say it again. Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
See what I mean? Yeah. Nice ride. from Yes Man (2008)
Shower. Shit. It's on. from Yes Man (2008)
Sir, stop right there. Eat me. from Yes Man (2008)
Sir, you need to get back to your room. No, I don't. from Yes Man (2008)
So are you gonna do it? I don't know. Maybe. from Yes Man (2008)
So bad. Oh, God, me too. from Yes Man (2008)
So I have to go, but... Oh, really? from Yes Man (2008)
So the whole yes thing is all bullshit? No. from Yes Man (2008)
So where you headed? I'm meeting my girlfriend here. from Yes Man (2008)
Some cereal, a little yogurt? Yeah, no. from Yes Man (2008)
Sometimes. Oh, good. What a relief. from Yes Man (2008)
Sorry, pal. Can't help you. Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break? from Yes Man (2008)
Sounds wild. Wanna know my secret? from Yes Man (2008)
Stay with me tonight. Oh, Steph... from Yes Man (2008)
Stop. Stopping. from Yes Man (2008)
Ted and I are taking a little boat ride. Oh, that's great. from Yes Man (2008)
Terrence, don't freak out. What the fuck? from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks. Pace yourselves. from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks. Sure. from Yes Man (2008)
Thanks. Well, gracias, amigo. from Yes Man (2008)
That makes perfect sense. I told you. I said that. from Yes Man (2008)
That must feel good. Oh, truly, truly. from Yes Man (2008)
That sounds like a lot of fun. Can you imagine? from Yes Man (2008)
That sounds... Red Bull. from Yes Man (2008)
That was really wonderful. Thank you. from Yes Man (2008)
That's Bert. He's in fertilizer. Hey, B. from Yes Man (2008)
That's early. Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures. from Yes Man (2008)
That's not entirely true. How do I know if anything you did... from Yes Man (2008)
That's not me. It's not? from Yes Man (2008)
That's not right, is it? Carl, I need you for a second. from Yes Man (2008)
That's so true. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
That's the best wedding shower ever, man. Man, you deserve it. from Yes Man (2008)
The Stephanie? Yes, my ex wife. She's at the bar. from Yes Man (2008)
Thousand? Of course, thousand. from Yes Man (2008)
Torque. from Yes Man (2008)
Try to resist that. CARL: Right. from Yes Man (2008)
Very first phone call ever. Pretty cool. from Yes Man (2008)
Wait a second. Wait a second, wait a second. from Yes Man (2008)
Wait right there. You got it. from Yes Man (2008)
Wait. Fishwall? Fishwall? from Yes Man (2008)
Wanna see a... Oh, sorry. You know what? I'd love to. from Yes Man (2008)
Wasn't a good friend. Nope. from Yes Man (2008)
We are Munchausen by Proxy. You're kidding me. from Yes Man (2008)
We can't do this. Why? You scared? from Yes Man (2008)
We don't have that much of a following. What are you talking about? from Yes Man (2008)
We don't know where we're going. Really? from Yes Man (2008)
We know what you're planning. This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist? from Yes Man (2008)
We know what you're planning. This is insane. Do you think I'm a terrorist? from Yes Man (2008)
We're gonna make a covenant, Carl. MAN 1: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, thanks again for the ride. No problem. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, thanks for coming, guys. So nice to meet you. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, you do have to. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Well, you're doing it. Yeah? from Yes Man (2008)
Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy? Yes. Yes, I am. from Yes Man (2008)
What are you doing here? I know. Is this crazy or what? from Yes Man (2008)
What are you doing? I'm taking a picture. Smile. from Yes Man (2008)
What are you gonna do? I don't know. from Yes Man (2008)
What are you, nuts? Go to the seminar, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
What do I do here? Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
What do I think? Uh... Yeah. Oh, God. You paused. from Yes Man (2008)
What do you know about that? Pretty sexy. from Yes Man (2008)
What does that even mean? I don't know. from Yes Man (2008)
What time is it? It's 5:40 in the morning. from Yes Man (2008)
What? I love doing it. from Yes Man (2008)
What? I think you have the wrong guy. from Yes Man (2008)
What? What did you say? from Yes Man (2008)
What? All right. Carl. from Yes Man (2008)
What's wrong? I just really need to talk to you. from Yes Man (2008)
Whew. That was close. What the hell, Carl? from Yes Man (2008)
Who among you is new? NICK: He is. This guy right here. He's new. from Yes Man (2008)
Would you like a release? I'm sorry? from Yes Man (2008)
Would you mind helping me? Absolutely, yeah. No problem. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, but you are, Car. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, put in a good word for us. That would be great. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, the whole cake thing. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah, we'll figure it out. What's there to figure out? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah? I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah? Lincoln. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah? She's still not calling you back? No. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. And you know what I did? from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. I have no other options left. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. It's not gonna happen. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. I stood by and let it happen. Norm. from Yes Man (2008)
Yeah. Tap it. Thanks for walking me through that. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes, but you don't understand. Yes? Who is that? from Yes Man (2008)
Yes? No, I meant yes to your no. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. And not because I have to. Great. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. CROWD: Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. CROWD: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
Yes. Oh, come on. Why did you learn Korean? from Yes Man (2008)
You all right? Yeah. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
You called me Norm. Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
You did get my text, right? What? Text? What? from Yes Man (2008)
You didn't say it like that. Not with an accent. from Yes Man (2008)
You didn't say it like that. Not with an accent. from Yes Man (2008)
You didn't say that. PETE: I did. from Yes Man (2008)
You don't know what day it is. When is it? from Yes Man (2008)
You don't still work at the bank, do you? Yeah. from Yes Man (2008)
You don't wanna work here, Carl. Yeah, I do. from Yes Man (2008)
You know what I did? What's that? from Yes Man (2008)
You made it, man. Did you wanna... from Yes Man (2008)
You mind coming with us, please? I'm sorry? from Yes Man (2008)
You okay? Yeah, I'm good. from Yes Man (2008)
You only get married once. I certainly wouldn't do it again. from Yes Man (2008)
You seem a little hyper. Had a couple Red Bulls. from Yes Man (2008)
You think her name's Lucy Fishwall? No? That's wrong? from Yes Man (2008)
You were married? CARL: Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
You're leaving? Yeah, unfortunately. from Yes Man (2008)
You're making up nicknames. Okay. from Yes Man (2008)
... but just wanted to make sure Lucy's shower is still on for tomorrow night. from Yes Man (2008)
... for your University of Nebraska Cornhuskers. from Yes Man (2008)
... than bad food any old day of the week. from Yes Man (2008)
...561. from Yes Man (2008)
...a.k.a. What normal people do. from Yes Man (2008)
...and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do. from Yes Man (2008)
...and good people, just like you two. from Yes Man (2008)
...and I know it's crazy, especially for me... from Yes Man (2008)
...and I need you to tell the managers. Shutting down branches? from Yes Man (2008)
...and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face... from Yes Man (2008)
...and nobody's offered to throw me a bridal shower. from Yes Man (2008)
...and our good friend here, Carl, will be taking care of it. from Yes Man (2008)
...and sang in rock bands and made life happen. from Yes Man (2008)
...and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. from Yes Man (2008)
...and things are changing for me. It's like the era of yes has begun. from Yes Man (2008)
...and to yourself. from Yes Man (2008)
...and you got a lawsuit on your hands. from Yes Man (2008)
...because his mouth is moving in sync with what you're saying. from Yes Man (2008)
...because it will RSVP yes. from Yes Man (2008)
...because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs. from Yes Man (2008)
...because she deserves that. from Yes Man (2008)
...because we have an announcement to make. from Yes Man (2008)
...because you got the wrong attitude right out of the gate. from Yes Man (2008)
...because you said yes without thinking, not because of a covenant you made? from Yes Man (2008)
...but because you know in your heart that you want to. from Yes Man (2008)
...but I know there's a thing. A thing. from Yes Man (2008)
...but I'm sorry. I should have been there. I mean, really. from Yes Man (2008)
...but maybe that bad stuff will lead to something good. from Yes Man (2008)
...but maybe when we get back we should move in together. from Yes Man (2008)
...but my designs are gonna revolutionize the roller industry. from Yes Man (2008)
...but only if you really want to. from Yes Man (2008)
...but somewhere along the way, everyone forgets it. from Yes Man (2008)
...but you just yell embarrassing facts about the bride, okay? from Yes Man (2008)
...chips, dips... from Yes Man (2008)
...every time an opportunity presents itself... from Yes Man (2008)
...for no other reason than you genuinely wanted to. from Yes Man (2008)
...for people who want to both exercise and practice photography. from Yes Man (2008)
...how I wanted to take a fun filled vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska. from Yes Man (2008)
...how I wanted to take a fun filled vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska. from Yes Man (2008)
...I can't believe it. It's kind of ridiculous. from Yes Man (2008)
...I can't. from Yes Man (2008)
...I get to take that pretty girl of yours to a ball... from Yes Man (2008)
...is to Lincoln, Nebraska. from Yes Man (2008)
...it's all because he must say yes to any opportunity. from Yes Man (2008)
...just living his life in this closed off little box. from Yes Man (2008)
...let's talk money. Dollars and cents, Wes. from Yes Man (2008)
...like an adult, you were gonna weigh the options. from Yes Man (2008)
...more than 98 percent of them are following through with payments. from Yes Man (2008)
...no matter what it is... from Yes Man (2008)
...not because a covenant tells you to... from Yes Man (2008)
...regardless of what I was gonna say. Hm. from Yes Man (2008)
...so you can't call AAA when you run out of gas? from Yes Man (2008)
...sooner or later, they'd find out I'm not enough. from Yes Man (2008)
...taken while running, but... from Yes Man (2008)
...Terrence will come to the molehill. from Yes Man (2008)
...that requires him to say yes to any request that's presented. from Yes Man (2008)
...that took a lot for me to do that, and I meant it. from Yes Man (2008)
...the flying lessons, the spontaneous trip taking... from Yes Man (2008)
...the other word? from Yes Man (2008)
...then everything gets mixed into the batch. from Yes Man (2008)
...things can get a little dicey. from Yes Man (2008)
...throw it at that bank and shatter the window? from Yes Man (2008)
...to ask if he could work, and know what he said? from Yes Man (2008)
...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ. Yeah, come on in. from Yes Man (2008)
...to drop off a homeless guy who wore out your battery so you couldn't call AAA? from Yes Man (2008)
...to get you started. from Yes Man (2008)
...was because you wanted to or because you were following some damn program? from Yes Man (2008)
...we're actually making a lot of money. Carl, these micro Ioans, not bad. from Yes Man (2008)
...weighed over 10 and a half pounds. from Yes Man (2008)
...what with Big 5 and Sport Chalet... from Yes Man (2008)
...whichever, or I walk. from Yes Man (2008)
...who goes to a lot of the same stores I do. from Yes Man (2008)
...whose head doesn't get severed and my beak ends up in the bucket? from Yes Man (2008)
...you can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate. from Yes Man (2008)
...you didn't wanna go jogging with me, you didn't wanna travel with me? from Yes Man (2008)
...you do the jogging photography, what else? from Yes Man (2008)
...you will say yes. from Yes Man (2008)
(CROWD Yes!) Yes! from Yes Man (2008)
(CROWD Yes!) Yes. from Yes Man (2008)
[ALARM RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALL LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALL SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALLISON LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALLISON LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALLISON LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALLISON LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[ALLISON LAUGHS] from Yes Man (2008)
[APPLAUSE] from Yes Man (2008)
[BARKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[BARKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[BOTH CHEERING] from Yes Man (2008)
[BOTH LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[BOTH LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CAMERA CLICKS] from Yes Man (2008)
[CAMERA CLICKS] from Yes Man (2008)
[CAMERAS CLICKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CAMERAS CLICKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CAMERAS CLICKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CAR STALLING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL & ALLISON LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL GRO ANING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL SCREAMING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE] from Yes Man (2008)
[CARL SPEAKING FRENCH] from Yes Man (2008)
[CHUCKLES] from Yes Man (2008)
[CO YOTE HOWLING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD GASPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD GASPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[CROWD LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[DING] from Yes Man (2008)
[DOG GROWLING] from Yes Man (2008)
[DOORBELL RINGS] from Yes Man (2008)
[GASPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[GRO ANING] from Yes Man (2008)
[GRO ANING] from Yes Man (2008)
[HOBO LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[HONKING & TIRES SCREECHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[HORN HONKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[HORN HONKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[HORN HONKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[HUMMING] from Yes Man (2008)
[IN DEEP TONE] Bonjour. from Yes Man (2008)
[IN NORMAL VOICE] First, we have to establish the ground rules. from Yes Man (2008)
[INHALES] from Yes Man (2008)
[INSTANT MESSENGER CHIMES] from Yes Man (2008)
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] from Yes Man (2008)
[LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[LAUGHS] from Yes Man (2008)
[LAUGHS] from Yes Man (2008)
[LAUGHS] from Yes Man (2008)
[MAKES CHEERING SOUND] from Yes Man (2008)
[MAN GRUNTING & SCREAMING ON TV] from Yes Man (2008)
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING] from Yes Man (2008)
[MEOWING] from Yes Man (2008)
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] from Yes Man (2008)
[MOUTHING NONSENSE] from Yes Man (2008)
[MOUTHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[NICK LAUGHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[NICK WHISTLING] from Yes Man (2008)
[NORMAN SOBBING] from Yes Man (2008)
[OWL HOOTING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PEOPLE GASPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE BLEEPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE BLEEPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE BLEEPING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGING] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGS] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGS] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGS] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGS] from Yes Man (2008)
[PHONE RINGS] from Yes Man (2008)
[PLAYING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER] from Yes Man (2008)
[RUMBLING] from Yes Man (2008)
[SCREAMING] from Yes Man (2008)
[SIGHS] from Yes Man (2008)
[SIGHS] from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE] from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE] from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE] from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING] Don't call me past 11 p.m. It won't happen again from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING] I should have been the one To break up with you from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING] I wish you would step back From that ledge, my friend from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING] I would understand from Yes Man (2008)
[SINGING] The angry boy a bit too insane from Yes Man (2008)
[SLURRING WORDS] Boy, you guys are really into this yes thing. from Yes Man (2008)
[SNIFFING] from Yes Man (2008)
[SOO MI SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKING KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[SPEAKS KOREAN] from Yes Man (2008)
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING FROM STEREO] from Yes Man (2008)
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING] from Yes Man (2008)
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING] from Yes Man (2008)
[THUNDER RUMBLING] from Yes Man (2008)
[TIRES SCREECHING & HORN HONKING] from Yes Man (2008)
[TIRES SCREECHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[TIRES SCREECHING] from Yes Man (2008)
[TUNING GUITAR] from Yes Man (2008)
[UP TEMPO MUSIC BLARING] from Yes Man (2008)
[WHISPERING] Just don't break my teeth off on the curb, okay? from Yes Man (2008)
[WHISPERING] Should you talk about Allison in front of Faranoush? from Yes Man (2008)