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Iron Man 2 (2010)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Iron Man 2 is a thrilling superhero film released in 2010, directed by Jon Favreau. It follows the story of Tony Stark, played by Robert Downey Jr., who must face new challenges as he battles enemies who seek to steal his technology. The film features a stellar cast, including Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts, Don Cheadle as Rhodey/War Machine, and Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow. It also introduces the formidable villain Ivan Vanko, portrayed by Mickey Rourke. With its impressive visual effects and exhilarating action sequences, Iron Man 2 takes audiences on a wild ride, intertwining intense battle scenes with the complex personal journey of its charismatic protagonist. Relive the excitement by playing and downloading the sounds from Iron Man 2 here.

A benefactor. I'd like to be that guy.
A bird?
A book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.
A dead man.
A national treasure.
A prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.
A retreat? During a time like this?
A very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit
A woman named Virginia Pepper Potts,
Absolutely.
Absolutely. I am no expert.
Action.
Actually while you're here maybe you and Natalie could discuss the matter of personal belonging.
Actually, I've given this a fair amount of thought.
Agreed.
Ah, here they are. They're excited, they're combat ready.
Air Force!
All day
All I'm doing is putting out your fire and taking the heat for it.
All of it?
All these drones are rigged to blow We gotta get out of here man.
All these people are in danger. We gotta get them out of here.
And another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
And assemble the suit while you're at it put it together now.
And by the way somewhat revelatory to me,
And Colonel, for the record, can you please read page 57, paragraph 4?
And enjoying sweet life.
And everything you'll need in the future can be found right here.
And for the first time in human history,
And for the first time in human history...
And for the first time since 1974,...
And he spent the next 20 years on a vodka fuel rage.
And he's passing it down... I don't get that.
And how about the high tech crossword puzzle on your neck?
And I am wondering...
And I just wanna try to make good,
And I know that you knew that I'd be listening.
And I will serve this great nation
And I'm gonna be here checking out all the attractions
And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it,
And if I never got to express...
And it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero.
And it's not our collection, it's my collection. No offense.
And it's unnecessary. You don't have to do this alone.
And its pilot Air Force Lt. Col. James Rhodes.
And local intelligence on the ground
And may I say how refreshing it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir?
And Mr. Tony Stark who is of course
And none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core.
And now, like all guilty men,
And shoes, take his shoes.
And someday you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than just people's inventions.
And take a dump on Tony's front yard.
And thank you all for coming.
And that it would be in our interest
And that's why for the next year...
And the pavillions and the inventions from all around the world.
And the sharks will come.
And then I realized ...
And then not let me pursue this.
And there will be blood in the water.
And this man has no idea what he's doing
And this mysterious bodyguard was...
And to her interests.
And to the millitary industrial age.
And to the Plastic Plantation Tree, which was your idea by the way.
And try to kill the guy. I think...
And we need a presenter.
And when you do... you will change the world.
And would read it to you.
And yet I insists it's a shield.
And you forget all the lives
And you remember Agent Colson right?
And you're gonna make good on our arrangements.
And...
Another core has been depleted.
Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities.
Anthony, is that you?
Anton saw it as a way to get rich.
Anton Vanko is the other side of that coin.
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist
Anything else, boss?
Anything you want here, we got it.
Anywhere else, don't exist anywhere else, never will exist anywhere else
Approaching maximum power.
Are in fact attempts at making manned copies
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?
Are you listening to me?
Are you okay?
Are you that guy? Huh? Are you?
Are you waiting on me?
Army!
As a matter of fact I did.
As he does not operate within any definable branch of government,
As the world will consume you.
As was your Senate hearing.
As we cower behind it.
At all.
At least for 5 10 years and here we are in Monaco
At the pleasure of myself.
Be healthy.
Because I can get a translator.
Because if you are then you can solve the riddle of your heart.
Because if you don't, you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you,
Because of me.
Because this expo goes on all year long.
Believe it or not. Been doing a bit of a headhunting so to speak...
Bert, don't tell me that we have the best patent lawyers in the country
Better living, robust health.
Better living. Robust health.
Better security measures! God it's embarrassing.
Blood toxicity 19%
Bring it to me.
Bring them over here.
BTW, big story,
But as revolutionary as this technology is,
But did I you a big favor.
But I haven't been entirely up front with you
But if I might make a suggestion you know you don't just go
But one day you'll figure this out.
But then the Iron Man arrived and we thought that
But this ain't Canada.
But we have somebody here who is an expert on weapons. I would now like to call Justin Hammer
But you gotta trust me.
Call me.
Call trace incomplete.
Can be found right here.
Can I ask you a question hypothetically? It's a bit odd.
Can I move this? This is crazy I got ferris wheel...
Can this man still protect us?
Can we generate some encrypted passcodes? Let's get some of those...
Can you turn that off? Take it off.
Candygram!
Car!
Chairman and CEO of Stark Industries effective immediately.
Check palladium levels.
City of Future, City of of Tomorrow? Hang on.
Claridge Hi Tec semi automatic 9 mm pistol.
Clear the area.
Colonel, the world needs to see this fast.
Come on you know you want to.
Come on, you just got off the phone. 30 seconds.
Compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. They were such a success.
Congratulations, sir.
Congratulations!
Considering the time that I've put in over 10 years curating that.
Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing.
Could you please not do anything awful for 5 seconds?
Dead for almost 20 years...
Depending on what state you're in.
Deported in 1967.
Despite the events in Monaco.
Did I?
Did you bring me strawberries?
Did you just donate our entire modern art collection to the...
Did you know that there is only one thing on earth that I am allergic to?
Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?
Director Fury to use any means necessary to keep you on premises.
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.
Do not listen to these morons.
Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick. Keep your distance
Do you know how short life is?
Do you know which watch you'd like to wear tonight Mr. Stark?
Do you or do you not possess a specialized weapon?
Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?
Don't call the authorities!
Don't get to attached to things.
Don't let anyone tell you different.
Don't say windfarm, I'm already feeling gassy.
Don't worry if you can't make it down here now,
Don't you Ms. Potts me. I'm on to you. You know what, ever since you came here...
Drone better.
Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.
Dummy, hey stop now the bridgeport's already machining that part.
Dummy. You. Can we clean up this mess?
Each set of drones is communicating in its own unique language.
Eastern seaboard.
Effective.
Elon, those Merlin engines are fantastic.
Encrypted passcodes, Jack.
Everything is achievable through technology.
Everything is achievable through technology.
Everything that Tony and I do is a healthy...
Everything...
Excellent idea, I just figured this out. You run the company.
Fallaces sunt rerum species.
Family of thieves and butchers.
First thing I need a little body work. I'll put in a little time at the lab.
First thing I'm gonna do for you is I'm gonna upgrade your software,
First vacation in two years.
Five minutes.
For America and its allies, Hammer Industries, is reporting...
For now!
For Tony Stark.
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
Front and center, come in to the church.
Fuck you Mr Stark. Fuck you buddy.
Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it?
Get down!
Get out of here! Go! The whole system's been compromised!
Get out!
Get ready for major remodel, fellas! We're back in hardware mode.
Get that out of here.
Give him the case!
Give me a fat beat to beat my buddy's ass to...
Give me the case! Please! Come on!
Give me the case.
Give them a wave.
Go ahead, take a look.
Go on, go, go, go...
Go, go! Put your knees under it. There you go.
God, they're running out quick.
God!
Gold faced with the brown band...
Goldstein.
Good bye. I've been reassigned.
Good luck.
Good to be back.
Good work, Colonel. You've made your country proud.
Good. Cause that's how I feel!
Good. Get Hammer down here to weaponize it.
Goodness gracious, can we get the handcuffs off my friend here?
Got any other bad ideas?
Got it.
Great, make it ours.
Green is not your best color.
Had enough?
Hammer, I want to know what you're gonna do for us.
Hammer's giving some presentation tomorrow evening.
Hands behind your back, sir.
Hang on!
Has been appointed CEO of Stark Industries executive.
Have fun with the P¸ree
Have you been drinking?
He asks us to trust him
He may not understand us.
He never told me he loved me he never even told me he liked me.
He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge
He said that?
He should be giving me a medal.
He thinks of the Iron Man weapon as a toy.
He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it?
He was about to kick off an energy race
He was making a promise to America.
He was on to something big, something so big
He was one of the founding members of The Shield.
He's a human being.
He's downstairs.
He's gone!
He's not an animal. Come on.
Heads up you got one more drone incoming. This one looks different.
Here at Stark... Enterprises.
Hey Tony, before you go,
Hey, buddy. Didn't expect to see you here.
Hey, fabulous I love it.
Hey, here he is!
Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony.
Hey, I'm playing for the home team, Colson You and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy and you're angry about something.
Hey, Ivan.
Hey, man...
Hey, Pepper ...
Hey, there he is, the bird man.
Hey, you can't come in here!
Hi there, dear friend.
Hi, sir.
Hi. And you are?
Highlight the Unisphere.
Him being out of the picture created tremendous opportunity for Hammer Industries you know.
Hippie control. You're tough.
His continuing erratic behavior
His son you had the misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco.
His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,
Hold on a second buddy, let me see.
Honestly I'm a bit hungover I'm not sure if you're real or if...
How are you gonna do this? Give me something. You're like a sphinx.
How did Hammer get in here?
How did you break the perimeter?
How do you do it?
How does that make you feel? You feel bad?
How many ounces a day of this gargle am I supposed to drink?
How you stepped up to him in front of god and everybody,
How's it workin out for you?
Howard Stark. Really a father to us all.
However, he was accused of espionage and was
I already did that.
I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
I am trying to do the job that you were meant to do.
I am trying to run a company. Do you know have any idea what that entails?
I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.
I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal these images to the general public at this time.
I believe that's North Korea.
I brought you something.
I built this for you.
I call it the Ex Wife.
I can get you bird I can get you ten birds.
I can make salute.
I can only offer you my knowledge.
I can't move. I'm locked up, I'm locked up.
I can't read you.
I could, are we talking about... is this a bird back in Russia?
I defer to you, Anthony.
I did, however, go on to summarize that the benefits of Iron Man far outweigh the liabilities
I didn't give it to him. He took it.
I didn't physically check the crates, but basically yes.
I didn't wanna...
I do not want Natalie to do anything.
I do what?
I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore.
I don't care... I mean, I care, it would be nice,
I don't get it. With a little fine tuning you could've made a solid paycheck,
I don't know if you noticed, but I don't speak Russian!
I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
I don't know if you've been understanding everything I'm saying.
I don't know what you are!
I don't know where you get your information, but he wasn't my biggest fan.
I don't like people hand me things so if you could just drop that there that would be great.
I don't think I want you looking at that.
I don't think this is the right time.
I don't want to go home ...
I get it. I see what you're doing. Trying to pin this on me, huh?
I get it. You don't have to make any excuses.
I got 'em!
I got a new ticker, I'm trying to do right by Pepper.
I got a sweet tooth. Apparently you do too
I got Senator Stern here. Thought we'd swing over and look at some of the drone designs.
I gotta say it's hard to get a read on you.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.
I have before me a complete report on the Iron Man weapon
I have bigger problems than you in the Southwest region to deal with. Hit him.
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
I hope you're ready.
I know that it's confusing.
I know. I get it. I'm gonna handle it okay, just let me handle it.
I like my dessert first.
I like that. You think you're making a problem for me?
I love you.
I may have done a few miscalculations and
I may well not be an expert, but you know who was the expert?
I mean it's like the President.
I mean, let's face it I'm not, the heroic type.
I mean, look, don't get so attached to things, learn to let go.
I mean, please, aren't we all?
I need a manipulable projection.
I need her, she's got everything that I need.
I need them. Time for a little transparency.
I need to fit a person in that suit, you understand?
I need to put a guy in there.
I need you to initial each box.
I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company.
I pulled a lot of strings to get this bird.
I quit. I'm resigning.
I saved your life and you give me suits.
I should cancel the party now?
I suggest you apologize.
I swear to god I'll dismantle you, I'll switch your motherboard and turn you into wine rack.
I think he's working with Vanko.
I think I did okay!
I think I'll take it.
I think it was weird.
I think she wants the Gallanger!
I think we got the point that he's making. I don't think there's any reason...
I think, if I may,
I thought there'd be a legal issue, but actually
I thought you two didn't get along.
I told you I don't wanna join your super secret boyband.
I told you that five minutes ago.
I told you to shut it down.
I took your stuff.
I tried that and I got tossed around your house, remember?
I understand, a lot of things have changed today.
I wanna go to that Stark Expo
I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.
I was at a hearing where Mr. Stark in fact was adamant
I was driving over here, and I thought I was coming basically to apologize, but I'm not.
I was here first. Get a roof.
I wasn't making an excuse but I'm actually very justified.
I will begin running diagnostics.
I will do to you in 40 minutes.
I will taze you and watch
I wish I were comforted, Anthony. I really do.
I'd do whatever I wanted to do.
I'd like to do some business with you.
I'd like to go on and show, if I may, the imagery that's connected to your report.
I'd like to... This... I can't... We have this don't we?
I'll come in in there...
I'll get this stuff out of here.
I'll give them a look.
I'll keep the car down here, alright. Thank you Happy.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll take that. Why don't you...
I'm a Shield shadow and I was tasked to you by Dr. Fury.
I'm capable of appointing my successor,
I'm closing on you! It's coming in hot, Tony! Watch it.
I'm discovering,... correction, rediscovering...
I'm enthusiastic. Go ahead, take a look around.
I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target.
I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna go to the expo. Maybe I'll even get laid.
I'm gonna make a problem for you. I'm gonna be seeing you again, real soon.
I'm having a tough time finding volunteers.
I'm here on orders. Let's not do this right now.
I'm Howard Stark.
I'm Howard Stark. And everything you'll need for the future,
I'm in a stable ish relationship.
I'm just saying to recharge our batteries and figure it all out.
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
I'm not a joiner but I'll consider Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.
I'm not an expert in weapons.
I'm not expecting you to... Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
I'm not here for that. I've been authorized by
I'm not saying that the world is enjoying...
I'm not saying...
I'm not saying...
I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore.
I'm not taking it down, I'm just replacing it with this, let's see where I can get...
I'm not taking you anywhere.
I'm on Happy's count!
I'm on the wheel, you mind?
I'm only gonna say this once.
I'm sorry, I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot, do I look in the patch or the eye?
I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that
I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
I'm talking about firepower.
I'm tired of all of these ass clowns!
I'm trying to help here.
I've a laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes that I've made...
I've been in tough spot you got me through it, so.
I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium.
I've miniaturized it and put it in my...
I've successfully privatized world peace.
I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element.
If and when any actual expert will also be in attendance.
If I may,
If it were any smarter it would write a book.
If this was your last birthday party you're ever gonna have how would you celebrate it?
If you can make god bleed
If you could send of your goon squad down to the Coffee Bean across the street or Starbucks, that'll be nice.
If you must know it's neutron damage.
If you sold it to North Korea, China,
If you'll direct your attention to said screens,
In exchange for a small favor.
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up
In my own defense, that was last week.
In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator, come on!
In the last six months,
In which case, the nucleus... would be here.
Inappropriate.
Indentured servitude or prostitution
Indicating that these suits are
Initializing prismatic accelerator.
Intelligence suggests that the devices seen in these photos
Iran, or gone right to the black market.
Iran.
Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
Iron Man stabilizes East West relations
Iron Man will be back on watch.
Is achievable...
Is he driving?
Is it my birthday?
Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet to me. How are you supposed to get a head in there?
Is that dirty enough for you?
Is that I have resources.
Is that Justin Hammer?
Is that possible?
Is that supposed to be smoking?
Is that your bird? I'm confused.
Is that... That's not a helmet. What is that?
Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
Is this a joke?
Is you.
It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition.
It can make presentation not demonstration.
It is my honor to be here today
It is one thing to question the official story
It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.
It represents my life's work.
It tastes like coconut... and metal.
It was an illegal seizure of trademarked property.
It was rhetorical, just show me.
It wasn't a question.
It would've been such a waste of talent.
It'll be a pleasure.
It's a great place to...
It's a tax write off, I needed that.
It's a zoo out there, watch out alright.
It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations.
It's beautiful, but I can tell this isn't disco enough for you
It's been a while since I was
It's boring, boring! I'm giving you a boring order,
It's called dirty boxing. There's nothing new about it.
It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks.
It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted.
It's Europe, whatever happens the next twenty minutes just go with it.
It's from that reactor wall.
It's getting worse.
It's good to be back!
It's Italian though.
It's just unbelievable it proves the genie is out of the bottle
It's my primary point of concern. I don't know why you...
It's not about us!
It's not about you.
It's not even about us. It's about legacy.
It's not theoretical anymore.
It's our position that Stark has the means to maintain proprietary ownership of the Mark II platform.
It's palladium.
It's the worst place to be.
It's working. We're safe. America is secure.
It's you. It's always been you.
Ivan ...
Ivan, you know I like you. I got you the bird.
Ivan?
Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
Ivan... What's this? Jack?
Jarvis, could you kindly backform a digital wireframe?
Jeez, could you get somebody to help?
Just him? Or was Anton Vanko in on this too?
Just like that.
Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.
Justin Hammer, his presentation will begin shortly in the main pavilion.
Justin Hammer's making a weapons presentation at the expo.
Justin, you're on TV, focus up.
Knocking down your front door and taking these.
Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long
Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud to present to you the very first prototype
Ladies and gentlemen...
Largely public.
Learn to let go.
Leave us.
Leaving more time, leisure activities
Lesson one: Never take your eye off...
Let me just stop you right here, okay, because if you say I
Let me show you where you're gonna be working primarily.
Let me tell you something, Size does matter.
Let me work, or break my balls?
Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber
Let's cancel my birthday party and
Let's get out of here!
Let's go.
Let's just be clear, he was no flower child. He was a lion.
Let's just focus on arming it, alright?
Let's take it inside.
Let's take it outside.
Lieut. Col. James Rhodes to the chamber.
Lift the coil.
Like Iron Man, you understand?
Like Tae Bo, booty boot camp, crunch, something like that?
Listen we gotta get these bitches outta here.
Listen, I've been on the phone with the National Guard
Listen, it's the first time you've seen each other since the Senate?
Listen, listen, a pack has peeled off and headed back to the expo.
Listen, my car got taken out in the explosions
Little brother walked in there kicked your ass and took your suit?
Long term I want them to put me in
Look what we got here, the new model.
Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone.
Look, it's me. I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on.
Looks like a TKO to me.
Looks like the fight's coming to you.
Lose the landscape and the shrubbery there, trees,
Lovely.
M 24 shotgun pump action.
Made your girl your CEO, you've given away all your stuff.
Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
Major.
Make a first impression like this.
Marines!
May lead many people to ask themselves
Maybe you can watch me on TV.
Me!
Mr Stark, thank you for such an exceptionally distinguished performance.
Mr. Musk, how are you?
Mr. Stark, can we pick up now where we left off?
Mr. Stark?
Ms Potts.
Ms. Potts is approaching. I recommended that you inform her of...
Must be kinda fun to be dead, right No pressure.
Mute.
My ass.
My body literally cannot handle the stress. I never know if you're gonna kill yourself...
My bond is with the people.
My device does not fit that description.
My father is the reason you're alive.
My father. Anton Vanko.
My least favorite person on earth, Justin Hammer. How you doing?
My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful.
My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.
My successor being you.
My understanding that I was going to be testifying in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner.
Natalie! Natalie!
Natasha will remain a floater at Stark with her cover intact
Navy!
Nevermind.
Nice to see you, alright.
Nice work, kid.
No further records exist.
No grave, immediate threat here.
No it was finished, it's never been particularly effective until
No it's not weird.
No it's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
No more tedious work,
No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.
No, Howard said that the arc reactor was a stepping stone to something greater.
No, I'm gonna stay until the park is clear.
No, I'm not. Not anymore.
No, no, wait, we can't, we didn't bring out the cake we didn't blow out the candle.
No, our stocks have never been higher...
No, see, I remember, you do everything myself.
No, sir, that will not be necessary. I'll handle it.
No, you know what I think I'm actually entitled to say Our collection,
No!
No? Nothing?
No.
No.
No.
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.
Not okay with thats.
Not quite the environment you wanna raise a kid in.
Not unlike an atom.
Not very efficient. But it's passable enough though.
Notary is here! Can you please come sign the transfer paperworks?
Nothing's impossible.
Now can I get more screens.
Now I have a piece of Stark tech, and I pimped out myself.
Now I need suits. The government wants suits.
Now the true history of Stark name will be written.
Now this, on the other hand, is agent Romanoff's assessment of you.
Now we learn that his secretary,
Now your overpriced paperweights are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration.
Now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond,
Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt.
Obviously he did not.
Of Mr. Stark's suit.
Oh man, you can have your suit back.
Oh my god, I can't take this anymore!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Oh sorry.
Oh, and Tony...
Oh, god!
Oh, no no no, you are not taking down the Barnett Newman and hanging that up!
Oh, now you like the bird, is that right?
Oh, oh, fax them.
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, you don't wanna do that.
Ok fine. My point is
Okay, I'll take this.
Okay.
Okay. Do you speak English,
One more time, I'm gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think.
One thing I've proven is that you can count on me ...
Open up. Let's go.
Organic ice cream.
Oui, oui, I'm fine.
Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho or Puff the Magic Dragon.
Our current primary weapons contractor.
Out!
Palladium in the chest, painful way to die.
Parking lots, exits, entrances.
People are relying on you to be Iron Man, and you've disappeared.
People make problem.
People will cease to believe him.
Pepper Potts.
Pepper!
Pepper?
Perfectly level.
Personality overview: Mr Stark displays compulsive behavior.
Please sit.
Please welcome my father, Howard.
Please, please, go away. I got this handled.
Please...
Pretty decent tech. Cycles per second were a little low.
Prisoner stop!
Prone to self destructive tendencies. I was dying.
Put your hand down.
Query complete, sir.
Quite possibly at this moment operational.
Read it.
Realizing, uh oh, these suits exist now
Really?
Reboot complete.
Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative, Iron Man, yes.
Regardless it was an impressive innovation one that grabbed headlines the world over.
Remember, I got my eye on you.
Repulsor signature is significantly higher.
Rhodes!
Rhodes! I got an idea.
Rhodey and I are being honored in Washington
Rhodey?
Rogue rash.
Rule number one: Never take your eye off your opponent.
Rushed the prototype, but sue me,
Sadly that technology was kept out of reach.
Salmon carpaccio?
See Ivan, he can't put his head in there. That's...
See these guys? They're your babysitters. They are not to be trifled with.
Senator, if I may...
She did quite a spread on Tony last year.
She is from legal and she is potentially
She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair.
She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin...
She's right. The party is over.
Shoot!
Shoot!
Shoot!
Show the images.
Show up. As CEO you are entitled to a
Sir, I don't believe that the expo is...
Sir, I personally guarantee that within 24 hours
Sir, the reactor has accepted the modified core.
Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
Sir?
Six months later
Snap out of it, buddy! I need you.
So from all of us here at Stark Industries, I would like to personally introduce you to
So from all of us here at Stark Industries, I would like to personally introduce you to
So from all of us in Stark Industries I'd like to personally show you...
So I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?
So I'm gonna put it right here.
So it's a little tough for me to digest what're you telling me he said the whole future is riding on me
So, from all of us in Stark Industries I would like to personally...
Some salmon carpaccio, sir.
Someone behind you.
Soon, technology will affect the way you live your life every day.
Sorry buddy, had to thin out the herd.
Sorry I think we got the...
Sorry pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
Sounds good, let's get together and hash it out.
Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design?
Stark is in complete disarray. Do you understand that?
Step aside.
Stop acting constipated.
Structre protons and neutrons
Suck at this!
Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. Okay?
Surprising, I mean not surprising.
Take a good look at that. That's something, isn't it?
Take his pillows too. Both of them.
Take it, just take it.
Take it, take it.
Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind.
Tell me everything you know. Go.
Textbook narcissism?
Thank you Lieutenant Colonel for such an exceptionally distinguished performance.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.

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