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Jerry Maguire (1996)

Jerry Maguire (1996)

Jerry Maguire is a critically acclaimed romantic comedy-drama film directed by Cameron Crowe in 1996. The movie tells the story of sports agent Jerry Maguire, played by Tom Cruise, who has a crisis of conscience and writes a mission statement advocating for a more personal approach to his career. He is promptly fired and must rebuild his career from scratch, with the help of Dorothy Boyd, portrayed by Renée Zellweger, and the charismatic football player Rod Tidwell, played by Cuba Gooding Jr.

This heartfelt and inspiring film showcases themes of love, ambition, and personal growth, all underscored by an unforgettable soundtrack featuring artists like Bruce Springsteen, The Who, and Tom Petty. If you are a fan of this movie and want to relive its memorable moments, you can play and download the sounds of Jerry Maguire here.

A crowded restaurant... so there won't be a scene.
A drink, please.
A first down at the 19 yard line.
A football player? I'm a school teacher about to womp your ass!
A little speech before I go.
A lot. We've got a big fax. We need this commission.
A night like this doesn't come along very often. I seized it.
A song for the lovers?
A suggestion for the future of our company.
A tough hit on Tidwell.
A very, very big night.
Act natural.
All I know is that I found someone and he was popular and charming, and not so nice to me, and he died.
All of them ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.
All right, I shoplifted the pooty.
All right, thank you, Marilee.
All right, thank you, Marilee.
All right.
All right. Wendy, shall we?
Alone! Alone, alone.
America still sets the tone for the world.
And do you, Dorothy Boyd, take this man to be your husband?
And for the first time, I'm part of something I believe in.
And he sure does like me a lot.
And I can't live like that.
And I don't tell a man who just screwed up, "Oh, poor baby."
And I've got an energy bar. This will keep you up all night.
And it's stronger than oak.
And now, I just...
And then it happened...
And this. The finest cigar my club has to offer.
And we work in a business of tough competitors.
Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you.
Are you Calvin Nack? Can you sign my card?
Are you okay?
Are you sure we want to do this?
Arizona Cardinals. It's the team Rod plays for.
At a time like thls, you just hope his familly is not watching this.
Avery will be at the B gate at 4:15.
Baby, this is us. You and me. We determine our worth.
Be the first man in the family not to say that, and we'll let you live.
Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a jerk.
Because... I'm back.
Before I go back to Denver, let's put something down on paper.
Before...?
Blink! Wake up!
Bob Sugar says I'm missing out being with you.
Bob Sugar? He's... entertaining, funny...
Bobbi Fallon, BPI. I'm producing the Coke commercials.
Boo fucking hoo!
Breakdown? Breakthrough.
Breathe, Jerry.
Broke! Broke, broke, broke.
But from second and one they've gone to third and seven.
But I do love you.
But I know that she knows that I was going to propose.
But I still love the enemy.
But it wasn't complete.
But it's not every day you say goodbye to a woman like that.
But let me tell you something about Jerry Maguire.
But mostly, I just want to be inspired.
But no one wants to listen. You know that feeling?
But that's why you love me, right?
But this guy isn't yelling, "Show me the money!"
But those players you mentioned, are marquee players.
But you can see he's got talent and I know the right people...
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Call me sentimental, but the fish are coming with me.
Call waiting. Who could be calling me now?
Can you handle it? It's just a question from a friend.
Can you hear me? Do you know where you are?
Can't you be loyal to your brother? Get the hell out of my house!
Carlo, you pay 25% of your endorsements to SMI. I'll take 18%.
Chad... how are you?
Come here. Tell me, let me help.
Commercial! Show me what's wrong with my husband.
Congratulations, you're still my agent.
Congratulations.
Cush saves all.
Cush, Matt, we have a decision to make.
Dallas 17, Arizona 14.
Dennis Wilburn is faxing his offer for Tidwell on Thursday morning.
Dennis, I'm asking you... for a favour.
Did I ever tell you about my Reebok story?
Did you know that my neighbour has three rabbits?
Didn't we arrive in a limo?
Do I know everything there is to know here, Matt?
Do whatever you can. Please, Jerry.
Do you know he's broke and working for you for free?
Do you know those child exams cost $150, and that's if he's well.
Do you know your name?
Do you love her...? Don't tell me you don't know.
Do you need a ride? Do you need a lift?
Do you, Jerry Magulre, take this woman to be your wife?
Do your job. Don't you tell me to dance.
Does that make me a bad person?
Dolla makes me holla
Don't be a shoulder for him to cry on, either.
Don't cry at the start of a date, just cry at the end, like I do.
Don't do it.
Don't ever stop fucking me!
Don't leave my little boy alone with your divorced women's group.
Don't make this harder than it is.
Don't panic. We're gonna be okay.
Don't use those. Use the frosted glasses.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Dorothy Boyd, you are with the Lord of the Living Room.
Dorothy, while I go look for him, you grab this gentleman here.
Dorothy, your... boss is here.
Dorothy?
Dorothy... good morning, darling.
Down he goes for a slx yard loss.
Driving us out to Manhattan Beach. All those tiny streets.
Erica Sorgi. You'll see her ln the next Olympics.
Even the cover looked like the "Catcher in the Rye".
Ever since you've met me, I've been...
Ever, ever... ever!
Everybody cries on this show.
Everything... grew from there.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Finally, somebody said it.
Find out what's gone wrong and fix it .. . alone.
First of all, single mothers don't date.
For a moment down there, you got that chip off your shoulder.
For you, it's a pleasure. This is Cush.
Fuck you!
Function, function... Forward motion is everything.
Get back to the guy who first started playing this game.
Give me a call, Rod. Say hi to Marcee.
Glad. He said glad.
Go ahead and go.
Go back and read what you wrote.
Go kiss Daddy.
Go to Texas. Keep one star, and they'll all follow.
God, Chad...
God, help me.
Good catch.
Good evening, I'm looking for Dorothy Boyd.
Good luck.
Good morning, Jerry. Marcee's here and she's in a hurry.
Good move.
Good, that'll put him to sleep early.
Good! We're just getting started on the things you need to know.
Good.
Good. See you there.
Great at friendship, bad at intimacy.
Great at friendship, bad at intimacy.
Great!
Great! Did you really need to do this?
Happy for us.
He can't be alone.
He deserves the big four: Shoe, car, clothing line, soft drink.
He had a meltdown. I've talked to Doritos about you.
He just said, "You complete me".
He likes you.
He must go number one in the draft, and I want him to play.
He shouldn't hear a strange man's voice in the house.
He won't hurt him. You've got such a good heart.
He'll either surf or ski.
He's coming over. He just lost his best client.
He's my most important client.
He's not the guy for you. How's your mom?
He's trying to get up. He is getting up.
Hello, Tee Pee.
Hello, Tee Pee.
Hello? Hold on. It's Jerry Maguire.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. You're just the way I pictured you.
Here it is.
Here.
Here's a guy who's normally very truculent with the media.
Hey, Dorothy, come here. Ladies and gentlemen...
Hey, it looks like you've got a fan.
Hey, kid, throw the ball.
Hey, old college buddy. Congratulations.
Hey, Rod, how are you doing? How's it going?
Hey, Shannon. Great column this morning.
Hi, baby.
Hi, Jerry.
Hi, Jerry.
Hi, Ray, aren't you supposed to be in bed?
Hi, Ray. Hi, you. I'm double parked, let's go.
Hi... I'm Jerry Maguire.
How do you think it feels firing you?
How you doing, Rod? Tough game.
I ain't gettin' no love from Nike.
I am a role model. I have a family to support!
I am a survivor.
I am a valuable commodity. There's dudes out there trying to kill me.
I am an athlete. I am not an entertainer!
I am fucked! 24 hours ago... I was hot!
I am going to take my one client, and we are gonna go all the way.
I appreciate that. I didn't know if I should write it.
I ate some bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
I broke up with that loser, and then he started stalking me.
I can be in Indiana by 11:30 Tuesday morning.
I care about the job, of course.
I climbed El Capitan in 18 hours and 23 minutes. I can make this work.
I could be out in five years. What's my family gonna live on?
I couldn't escape one simple thought.
I couldn't hear your voice.
I couldn't laugh about it with you.
I couldn't share it with you.
I decide not to propose. The mood isn't right.
I did a rundown on where you stand financially.
I did this, and at least I can do something about it now.
I didn't ever want to hurt you.
I didn't shoplift the pooty.
I dig that about you.
I do not dance and I do not start pre season without a contract!
I do! I love him, and I don't care what you think.
I do.
I don't believe they taped this.
I don't cry at movies, or gush over babies.
I don't have all the answers.
I don't know if it was drugs, but the guy freaked out.
I don't know...
I don't know... It got me.
I don't need an answer now. I'll call you tomorrow.
I don't want her to go. We've been hanging out a lot.
I don't want to be friends no more. And quit using that word kwan.
I don't want to hear your shit. "I lost Cush and Avery..."
I enjoyed your memo.
I entitled it, "The Things We Think and Do Not Say".
I feel you...
I got a bit revved up at the thought of an evening among adults.
I had so much to say, and no one to listen.
I handle the lives of 72 clients and get 264 phone calls a day.
I hate seeing movies without you.
I hated myself.
I introduced you to your wife. We've spent Christmas together.
I jumped at your proposal when it was still just hypothetical.
I just want to play football. Dad, it's one of the agents.
I know about celebrity endorsement.
I know right now you need to be alone with your thoughts.
I know this might be awkward, but I want you to use this.
I know what you mean.
I know you needed that commission, but this isn't exactly Reebok.
I know, I watched lt. I know it by heart.
I know.
I like you.
I lost the number one draft pick! Why? Let's recap.
I love everybody. I love my wife! Marcee!
I love him for the man he wants to be, and for the man he almost is.
I love him, Laurel. I love him.
I love him.
I love my kids. Tyson and my new baby.
I love you, too... What?
I love you, Tyson. How's the baby?
I love you!
I love you.
I love you. You... complete me.
I love your son! I brought Denver to 20 million.
I loved that memo.
I loved your memo, by the way.
I mean, to respect yourself enough to say it out loud.
I missed my... I missed my wife.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I play for Chicago. This lady here is my wife.
I remember things. It's not the money. I do it for you.
I saw you limping a little, after the first quarter...
I should go.
I still catch the ball. Touchdown! I make miracles happen.
I talked with Dennis Wilburn about your renegotiation.
I think you should not come in.
I think, after this, she's gonna have to take that job in San Diego.
I thought I just did.
I thought I was in love enough for both of us.
I told myself if he shows up, we stick with him.
I told you he was too small for the NFL.
I took advantage of you and I did it with the help of a kid.
I twisted my ankle.
I want a contract in Arizona.
I want a prototypical wide receiver. 6'3", 220 lbs.
I want the media and the reps to see you for what you are:
I want to cry for what they did to you.
I want to go too.
I want you to meet Rod Tidwell, 110 catches, 1,550 yards last year.
I was 35, and I'd started my life.
I was inspired, and I'm an accountant.
I was just on some wild ride. I thought...
I was just testing you, but to hear you say that makes me love you.
I was my father's son again.
I was remembering my mentor Dicky Fox, who said:
I was thinking, "I hope he doesn't get injured."
I went out and printed up 110 copies.
I went to Arizona State!
I went to see this so called black film the other day.
I will kill for you.
I will not let you fail. You are Jerry Maguire!
I will not rest until you're holding a coke in your own commercial,
I won't do it anymore, okay?
I won't let you hurt me, Jerry. I'm too strong for you. Loser!
I won't say anything else, but you just can't fall for a drowning man.
I wrote and wrote ... and I'm not even a writer.
I'll be back in just a second, okay?
I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow for Monday Night Football.
I'll be the first to admit, what I was writing was touchy feely.
I'll boil it down for you. Fuck Reebok!
I'll come in.
I'll make you a ham sandwich.
I'll see you in a couple of days... and I love you.
I'll see you tomorrow. It's a big day.
I'll tell you what you're gonna do. Reject that shitty contract.
I'll tell you why you don't have your $10 million.
I'll tell you. I'm sweating. Where's my contract?
I'm about personal attention. I'm available to you 24 hours a day.
I'm all heart, motherfucker!
I'm almost sympathetic to the guy.
I'm asking you for a favour. We have history, Dennis.
I'm behlnd the scenes. I'm the sports agent.
I'm concerned about your family and your future.
I'm concerned that if you stay with SMI...
I'm from Arizona. I broke Arizona records.
I'm glad to see you finally made it. Rod is very upset.
I'm glad we had this talk.
I'm gonna make this easy for you.
I'm gonna release this to ESPN.
I'm gonna ride your ass like Zorro till you show me the money.
I'm happy to entertain you, as always, Rod.
I'm just trying to be a little poetic.
I'm just trying to talk to you. How's your marriage?
I'm looking for my wife.
I'm Mr. Black People!
I'm not a guy who runs. I stick.
I'm not gonna do what you think I'm gonna do.
I'm not interested in it, anymore.
I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?
I'm not really a hugger. I can't let go.
I'm showing you the money!
I'm sick of me.
I'm sitting here with an ant problem.
I'm so glad you're home. Being alone is not my specialty.
I'm sorry, but it's a fact that there's such a thing... as manners.
I'm sorry, I'm a little pregnant right now.
I'm sorry, little fella, I can't.
I'm sorry, these stupid holidays are making me feel more divorced.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry... I love my son.
I'm taking that job in San Diego. You can't afford me.
I'm the guy you don't usually see.
I'm the oldest 26 year old around. How do I look?
I'm three months away from the pay increase...
I'm working with you because of that memo.
I'm worried this guy may not have an emotional marble in his head.
I've finally got in touch with my anger.
I've got a great team behind me and I'm loving it.
I've got ten years, tops. My next contract has got to be a big one.
I've got the ring in my pocket. I'm a little nervous.
I've got this great guy, and he loves my kid.
I've got to be honest, this is very distressing for me.
I've got to get the bonus.
I've got to go to bed, my mom's coming in.
I've got to play this weekend, Doc. I've got to play 65% of my games.
I've had three lovers in four years.
I've listened to you all tell a thousand sob stories.
I've put some Mingus on there, too.
I've thought about it all week. Get past yourself for a second!
If anybody else wants to come with me,
If Arizona wins tonight and next week,
If it wasn't for the Acura deal, you know I'd go with you.
If this is empty, this doesn't matter.
If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen.
If you can find your size, grab some of those shoes by the door.
If you had read what he wrote, you'd have left, too.
If you've tested positive, quit doing blow.
In fact, I'm starting a new company and the fish will come with me.
In Indiana, Clark Hodd. The country's best point guard.
In life, I've failed as much as I've succeeded.
In Seattle. Dallas Malloy, 16. One of the premier women boxers.
In the quest for the big dollar, little things were golng wrong.
In this age, optimism like that is a revolutionary act.
Indiana, Tuesday. I'll be there.
Indio, California. Art Stallings. Check out what pure joy looks like.
Is it gonna be San Diego or Denver?
Is that your phone or mine?
Is this everything?
It bothered me somewhat. I got quiet. Then she got quiet.
It could be his neck. It could be his back.
It doesn't just happen. Somebody is always to blame.
It just... grew from there.
It means love, respect, community, and dollars, the entire package...
It pisses me off!
It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.
It was a mission statement.
It was a mission statement.
It was a phase. A college thing.
It was just a mission statement.
It was laziness, my breakup with Avery.
It was the oddest, most unexpected thing...
It was two in the morning, and some of the stuff I just...
It wasn't like my marriage to Roger was any good, even before ...
It would take a tank to stop your dad.
It would take all five Super Trooper Warriors.
It'll either be Denver or San Diego.
It's an up at dawn, pride swallowing siege
It's early mid life, don't let me be alone syndrome.
It's gonna be great there. You'll make a lot of friends.
It's great.
It's important because you can be my friends.
It's not how I'm built.
It's not sexy... but that's an answer.
It's not trust my handshake, it's make the sale! Get it signed.
It's personal and very important. Hell! It's a family motto.
It's real. You should say something.
It's still edible. Change your shirt.
It's Sugar. Is Maguire there? Sniff if he is.
It's what I do best.
J.J., what's up? Have you talked to Maguire?
Jazz.
Jerry is great at friendship, but he's really bad at intimacy.
Jerry Maguire will still be the king of rock and roll.
Jerry Maguire, my agent.
Jerry Maguire! How am I doing?
Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter, I smoked them all!
Jerry should get married. He won't be alone.
Jerry, come back.
Jerry, I don't want any bullshit. Where is our offer from Arizona?
Jerry!
Jerry. Oh, God!
Jerry... come on, man.
Jerry... Congratulations. Good for you.
Jerry... Let's not tell our sad stories.
Jerry... Maguire!
Just do whatever you can to get Rod to me.
Just starting our lives... really!
Just stay calm. I'll call you back.
Just think if I had got her the ring she really wanted.
Kathy, why are you crying? Oh... so you're in.
King of the house calls. Master of the living room.
Last week he scored 100 points in a single game.
Lately, it's gotten worse.
Laurel, if I start talking . .. I took a chance, all right?
Laurel! We're getting married.
Lean forward. Okay, I've got it.
Less money. Caring for them and caring for ourselves.
Let me show you something.
Let me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. The fiercest. You are the man.
Let's just call this next road trip what it really is:
Let's just root for a big offer so we can move into a real office.
Like torn Levis or law school for you.
Listen, Rod... I say this with great respect for you.
Listen, you're gonna like it in San Diego, Ray.
Little do I know, but my assistant presumes I've now proposed.
Look at them.
Look, if this weekend should turn into next month,
Look, you're the most important guy in sports. How does it feel?
Loyalty... she was loyal.
Marcee... No, he's right here.
Marcee... you are the shit.
Matt...? Tell me you didn't sign.
Maybe you're all correct. Men are the enemy.
Maybe, love shouldn't be such hard work.
Milk? Cheers.
Mr. and Mrs. Maguire. We're gonna have a great season.
My brains will be blown loose before you get me my 10 million.
My brother Tee Pee's room is flooded.
My door's always open if you want to come and get a real agent.
My need to make the best of things, and your need to be responsible ...
My older brother and my younger brother Tee Pee.
My son is really allergic to the blanket material...
My son... My mind. Ray!
My whole life I've been trying to talk... really talk.
My whole life is this family, and it does not work without him!
My wife likes you. You're good to my wife.
My wife likes you. You're good to my wife.
Never been better... Never!
Never better!
Next April, 26 teams will be falling over themeselves to sign him.
No comment.
No contract! Help me? I'll help everybody.
No love from Chevy, no love from Pepsi...
No more salt for you. The biggest game of the season is coming up.
No one's looking out for me. I'm supposed to be a superstar.
No one's looking out for me. I'm supposed to be a superstar.
No, I have to go in. I live here.
No, I'm not Hootie.
No, no... Do you truly hear what I'm saying?
No, thanks. We bottom feeders prefer cereal first.
No, you can do better than that.
No, you stay here with Chad and be good. Kiss me.
No.
No.
Not some shrimp who bitches.
Now I've met you guys, and you're like me.
Now, I'm a cautionary tale.
Odessa, Texas. The great Frank Cushman.
Oh, Jerry . ..
Oh, no! I'm sure that would just make your day.
Oh, they did? No, that's fine, thank you.
Okay, buddy? See you later.
Okay, I will.
Okay, listen, rookie mistake. I'll fix this Denver thing for you.
Okay, you're right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Drinks, food, and I called you a cab.
Okay... but he better not be good looking.
Open your eyes. If you want it, I'd go with another woman for you.
Or... come in.
Play out your existing contract, and next year you're a free agent.
Playing chicken with the traffic. Your life flashing before you.
Promise?
Pulling him? You begged me to hire him.
Punk!
Putting him in a water bed commercial makes him common.
Ray kissed him just like a dad!
Ray, I've got some gifts for you. Do you like presents?
Ray! Come on, buddy.
Ray?
Ray...
Ray... Dorothy... a pleasure.
Relax, act surprised, and have an amazing time.
Remembering the simple pleasures of this job.
Right now?
Right?
Right?
Right.
Rod, at last I find you.
Rod, being at the draft will help. Get on the plane and meet us there.
Rod, it's a risk.
Rod, it's Jerry Maguire.
Rod, thank you... We'll be right back.
San Diego is offering seven years for 30. Signing bonus of 8.
San Diego just came in with a last minute scenario. It's big.
Second down and one, at the Dallas 11 yard line.
See the Reebok ad down there. Where are my endorsements?
She is so beautiful.
She loves you. If you don't love her, you've got to tell her.
She says to me... Get this: "Hurry up, klutz."
She's got the lounge band to play "Here Comes The Bride".
She's great.
She's thinking about her boyfriend right now.
Shit!
Shit.
Show me the money!
Show me the money!
Shut up! Play the game from your heart.
Single mothers are a sacred thing. You've got to have the talk.
Single parents can't be frivolous.
So I turn to her and grandly say:
Society needs protection from these warped minds.
Some dudes might have the coin, but they'll never have the kwan.
Some of the animals out there walk on two feet.
Sometimes I can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours.
Sooner or later we'll have to stop!
Sorry, Jerry. I just want to play football.
Start trying!
Suddenly, it was all clear. The answer was fewer clients.
Swenson had too many men in that pattern.
Swenson puts one into the endzone. Tidwell Touchdown Cardinals!
Talking?
Tell me if this is the best we can get... He's my agent.
Tell me what to do. Tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Dorothy!
Thank you. We're out hiking.
Thanks.
Thanks. Actually, it was just a mission statement.
That is not what inspires people!
That part about "embracing with enthusiasm...
That quarterback sucks. He's gonna get me killed.
That was really great of you, this morning.
That went well. Anybody else worth talking to?
That's all we have, okay?
That's better. That's America.
That's bullshit! You've got to be fair to her.
That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there.
That's not a good idea. I'll take that.
That's the theme of my bachelor film.
That's what I'm gonna do for you. God bless you, Jerry.
That's when the big dollars are gonna flow.
The Cardinals are still alive for a play off spot.
The Cardinals just refuse to go quietly into the desert night.
The career record for most hits is 4,256, by Pete Rose, who is not in the Hall of Fame.
The Cowboys contlnue their mlssion on Monday Night Football.
The Dallas Cowboys are on a roll. They know they're in the play offs.
The dirtyman is back!
The human head weighs eight pounds.
The human head weighs eight pounds.
The husband and wife thing, how is that?
The key to this business is personal relationships.
The kid's amazing. He...
The King of the Kingdom and I am ...
The media don't understand the pressures $54 million comes with.
The neural pathways are set, so it's hard for people to change.
The new player and owner photo. That's me on the left.
The other night I was lonely. I felt you understood something.
The other night... I apologize.
The problem is, like you were saying, the biorhythms.
The reason for that is the outstandlng play of Rod Tidwell.
The songs, the chocolate...
The songs, the chocolate...
The toughest men in football wept.
The trainer is still trying to revive Tidwell.
The trainer ls on the field. It was Tidwell's ninth catch of the night.
The way a stadium sounds when a player performs well.
The way we're supposed to help them in health and injury.
The world. Six billion people...
The zoo... the fucking zoo's closed, Ray.
Then I'll show you the kwan. And that's the truth!
There are good doctors here.
There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it.
There's football players watching and an ESPN crew.
There's genius everywhere. Some make it...
There's my sister Laurel, to pick us up.
There's no proof of anything. This guy is a sensational athlete.
There's no real loyalty. You told me that yourself.
There's so much greed in the world I don't know what to tell my son!
These fish have manners.
They had a chance there.
They sting. Let Chad catch the bee in the glass.
They're out partying trying to get a man.
They're very interested. Here, talk to Rick.
They've been to the puppet show and they've seen the strings.
This guy is looking for anyone who'll show interest.
This is a renegotiation. Show them your joy for the game.
This is business, not friendship. You've got to be strong.
This is embarrassing.
This is Frank Gifford in Tempe, Arizona's Sun Devil Stadium.
This is his fourth concussion. Shouldn't he stop?
This is important, Jerry.
This is Jerry Maguire. Those manuscripts...
This is Miles Davis and John Coltrane.
This is my agent, you might want to get his autograph.
This is my boy. And this is...
This is the funniest thing ever.
This is what it's all about, man. Everybody loves you.
This is what you're gonna do for me.
This is where I work. SMI. Sports Management International.
This one. I've got a 24 hour a day reminder of Roger for my whole life.
This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room.
Tidwell held onto the football, but he's still down on the ground.
Tidwell in motion. Moving back to his left.
To put yourself out there like that, so nakedly.
To support one another, we've got to listen to one another.
Tonight... our little company had a very big night.
Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards.
Trying to keep a man. Not me, I'm trying to raise a man.
Two days later, at our conference in Miami, a breakthrough.
Two masters of freedom, playing before their art was corrupted
Two minutes to play. Dallas leading by three.
Upset about your baby girl. Why did you leave her mother?
Very much. Taxi!
Wait, I'm forgetting somebody.
Wait, it's coming... My name is Steve Remo.
Wait, wait... Let me enjoy this for a minute.
Wait...
Wait... My agent!
Want some fruit from the kitchen?
Was it? Was it...?
Wasn't that thrilling? He must have been needing that.
Way back when you were a kid, was it just about the money?
We ain't fighting, we're finally talking.
We are so very, very back. I resigned Cush. We're set.
We both majored in marketing. We came to play!
We did it.
We live in a cynical world.
We meet again.
We see each other as enemies. We compete over men.
We signed an hour ago.
We sure did.
We'll see you all again. Sleep tight.
We'll stay afloat. Don't leave.
We're looking for some movement. Is that his head coming up?
We're together on this. You hear me? We're gonna be one.
We've decided to stay with you.
We've got a company to think about, and I'll never try that again.
We've spent a lot of time together, and you know I care about your son.
Well, I broke up with Avery.
Well, now I want all my clients, and yours, too.
Well, this definitely was another way to go.
Well, you might be interested in this one little detail...
Well, you'll be friends.
Well... don't worry.
Well... say it if you want to.
Wendy, bring me my numbers.
Wendy! Keep trying Cushman. And please, bring me my numbers.
What a bruiser.
What a great discussion group.
What about Ray?
What am I doing here, Jerry? This ain't my party.
What are other women my age doing right now?
What are you thinking?
What can I do for you? You just tell me.
What can I say? You're all I've got.
What did I say? He's always nervous for televised games.
What does your heart tell you? I'm sorry to hear that.
What happened last night? I thought I was your friend.
What happened to your "my word is stronger than oak" thing?
What if we stay together? What if we got married?
What is this muslc?
What started out as one page, became 25.
What were you thinking tonight, watching them go through that?
What? He won't make the major leagues tomorrow.
When I was a kid, there were three. It's hard to keep up.
When my dad died, my mom took me to the zoo and I loved it.
When my dad died, my mom took me to the zoo and I loved it.
When my dad retired from the United Way after 38 years, he said:
When they call you "shrimp", I'm the one who defends you!
When you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get.
When you say goodbye to him, just be cool. What's meant to be will be.
Whether you're country, a red neck or a freak...
Which top? Turtle neck, sensible. V neck, sexy.
Who had I become? Just another shark in a suit?
Who's coming with me besides Flipper here?
Who's coming with me?
Who's coming with me?
Who's to blame. Who's got the contract you didn't get.
Whoever snagged him must be some classy babe.
Whoever snagged him must be some classy babe.
Why don't we have that kind of relationship?
Why don't you have a seat?
Why is it so easy to talk to you? Tell me about your fiancÈe.
Why should I let this guy go when my body tells me that he's the one?
Will you marry me?
With so many clients, we had forgotten what was important.
Women are taught not to see each other as good people.
Would you like a bloody beer?
Would you mind? Thanks a lot.
Yeah, maybe so.
Yet they're making the big dollars, the kwan... and you're talking.
You and your son are just fine. You still have a job.
You are a strong, proud, surviving, splendid black man.
You are hanging on by a very thin thread.
You are my ambassador of kwan, man.
You are the man! Ready?
You are the wide receiver. You're fast, fierce and charismatic.
You belong with the big boys. You belong with the big money.
You bet on me, like I bet on you.
You come after me, and you will lose.
You did this to yourself. You said fewer clients.
You didn't have the talk, did you?
You didn't sign anything with Sugar, right?
You fuck this up, I'll kill you.
You have no messages.
You just say, "No comment".
You know I don't do contracts, but what you do have ls my word.
You know that feeling?
You know this is gonna change everything.
You know, baby?

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