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Django Unchained (2012)

Django Unchained (2012)

Django Unchained is a gripping and intense film directed by Quentin Tarantino and released in 2012. Set in the American South in the late 1850s, the movie follows Django, a former slave turned bounty hunter, played by Jamie Foxx. In his search for his wife, Broomhilda, Django partners with a German bounty hunter named Dr. King Schultz, portrayed by Christoph Waltz, who offers his help in exchange for Django's expertise. As they traverse the harsh landscapes, they encounter Calvin Candie, a sadistic plantation owner, portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio, who holds Broomhilda captive.

With an exceptional cast, including Samuel L. Jackson as Candie's loyal slave Stephen, Django Unchained explores themes of slavery, revenge, and the pursuit of justice. The film combines action-packed scenes with Tarantino's signature dialogue, dark humor, and social commentary.

If you're interested in immersing yourself in the world of Django Unchained, you can play and download the film's sounds right here. Experience the powerful performances, stirring soundtrack, and the emotional rollercoaster that this acclaimed movie offers.

A black slaver is lower than the head house ******...
A bounty hunter deals in corpses.
A confidential strategy meeting with my confidant.
A fella named Siegfried.
A fortuitous turn of events brought Django and myself together.
A little dynamite for you black fellas to play with.
A night. Day.
A proposition to buy Broomhilda.
A slave auction town in Mississippi isn't the place for you to visit.
Above loyal that a ****** can aspire to.
Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today.
Actually, Monsieur Candie, sir,
After dinner, then, Stephen. After dinner.
After I've killed him, I transport that man's corpse back to the authorities.
After this Brittle business is behind us,
After you.
Against an officer of the court in the performance of his duty
Ah, yes! Hildi, what about her?
Ah, yes.
Ah!
Ah! Badder they are, bigger the reward.
Aim low!
Ain't got no use for him. Ain't that right, doc?
Ain't no slave ain't heard of Candyland.
Ain't nobody gonna cheat the hangman in my town.
Ain't nothin' lower than a black slaver.
Ain't nothin' nobody is sellin' is worth buyin'.
Alas.
Alexandre Dumas is black.
All day, every day,
All day, every day, till your back give out.
All right, folks, calm down.
All right, I'm gonna ask you again.
All right, ******s, back at it.
All right, now.
All the barrels aimed at that front door.
Allow me to unring this bell.
Also, if I were you,
Also, Mr. Speck, I'm afraid I will require a bill of sale.
Am I right?
And $500 of that 11,500, and I'll point 'em out to you.
And after this, we'll see if you break eggs again.
And apparently the entire town of Daughtrey,
And as a slave of the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company,
And asks the farmer to buy his horse.
And Crazy Craig Koons.
And did you purchase those men at the Greenville slave auction?
And get that ****** lover outta the wagon!
And get them goddamn rooms ready!
And get yourselves some coffee.
And he didn't bat a eye.
And he prefers Monsieur Candie to Mr. Candie.
And he puts a fire breathing dragon there to guard the mountain.
And he rode in on a horse with a white man.
And he surrounds her in a circle of hellfire.
And he walks through hellfire...
And Hildi is a charming conversation companion.
And his unexceptional ******.
And I can choose to do with my property whatever I so desire!
And I do mean a long damn time.
And I mean right now.
And I must admit, I'm at a bit of a quandary when it comes to you.
And I said, What's so special about that?
And I want you to start solvin' that problem right now
And I want you to take 'em to the Greenville auction and sell 'em.
And I will have a Polynesian Pearl Diver.
And I would need my Mr. Tuttle to draw up a legal contract
And I wouldn't sell you a tinker's damn.
And I, for one, don't intend to die in Chickasaw County, Mississippi, USA.
And I'll have sweet tea and bourbon.
And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.
And I'm supposed to believe your black ass?
And I've been informed you do as well?
And if I wanted to sell Eskimo Joe for that,
And if y'all think my price...
And if y'all want to leave Candyland with Broomhilda,
And in the skull of Old Ben,
And it wouldn't have taken me no 50 years to do it, neither.
And just as you have instructed,
And makes an offer so ridiculous,
And now that I have, I feel vaguely responsible for you.
And now, Django, you may choose your character's costume.
And say, Get to work!
And scare all these nice people.
And sent over to Dr. Schultz's room here.
And she talk good, too.
And show your ass?
And since he won't be needing it anymore,
And since I never wish to see you again,
And stick 'em in the ****** cage.
And take him around the grounds here and show him all the pretty stuff.
And that 11,500 is up for grabs, and the last thing they'd expect
And that ain't no threat, horse boy. That there is a promise.
And that is a ****** that can win fights.
And that will be the story of you, Django.
And the girl, too.
And the little bitch got ten more days to be in there.
And the Lord said, 'The fear of ye...
And then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country.
And then my Mr. Tuttle and your Mr. Moguy
And there, Broomhilda shall remain.
And they are our guests, Stephen.
And they good at it too. You won't bleed out.
And they still sayin', Let's whip him to death.
And we gotta make a lesson out of him.
And we'll find where they sent your wife.
And what do you consider ridiculous?
And when they do, oh, Lord, what they gonna do to your ass!
And when we find them, you point them out, and I kill them.
And you killed Ace!
And you know her name.
And you was none too impressed, huh?
And you, you old decrepit bastard, oughta show them every hospitality.
And your character is a Mandingo expert I hired to help me do it.
And your character is that of The Valet.
And, as if on cue, here comes the sheriff.
Answer the question.
Anybody bring any extra bags?
Anyway, her father is really mad at her.
Apropos, before your exit,
Are you kidding me?
As a German, I'm obliged to help you on your quest
As I look at you now, Broomhilda,
As to the incident that just occurred?
As you please, Big Daddy.
Astonishing.
At above top dollar market price.
At the table?
At which point the authorities pay me the bounty.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Aw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eyeholes.
Baby, you on Stephen bad side, and you need to be on his blind side.
Back there at that plantation, Candyland, there was an $11,500 fortune,
Bad Chuck Wilson and meaner Bobby Lowe and three of their acolytes.
Because I said so, that's why. Dr. Schultz is my guest.
Because my character is that of a big money buyer from Dusseldorf,
Because the horse is still his property.
Before I'd feel comfortable exchanging that amount of money for flesh.
Before I've had my day in court.
Before you go, Roscoe, get Fred here a tall beer.
Before you had a moment to come to your senses.
Betina, sugar, could you take Django there
Big Daddy call it that 'cause it's big.
Big Daddy's getting away.
Big Fred, come on!
Big John.
Bill and Cody went lookin' for her, found her, brung her back.
Billy Crash is out there dealing with some shady slaver
Billy Crash.
Black boy paid to kill white men? How'd you like that line of work?
Blind him black, boy! Blind him black!
Blueberry, didn't I give you my last apple?
Bonjour.
Both of 'em.
Boy's got sand.
Bright Boy, you are that one in 10,000.
Bright Boy's been bandyin' about, that ain't too far off from right.
Bright day, huh, Bright Boy?
Bring out Hildi!
Broomhilda here is my property.
Broomhilda is a German name.
Broomhilda is the name of a character
Broomhilda Von Shaft. Age 27.
Broomhilda.
Broomhilda's on a mountain?
Bull's eye.
But apparently this farmer ain't all about the farm.
But he never did.
But he's just about to buy
But I do believe that, given time,
But I don't know where.
But I don't know why I got to take lip off this ******.
But I must warn you, the penalty for taking deadly force
But I notice, you didn't mention kneecappin'.
But if I made you an offer so ridiculous you'd be forced to consider it...
But if I took this hammer here...
But if it was my money, I wouldn't pay no $12,000 for him.
But is he right as rain?
But it ain't got to be that way.
But it looks like this pony's got big eyes for Django.
But let me ask you a question.
But maybe it's not quite as much fun as gettin' to pleasure all them Mandingos,
But next time we do the bags right and then we go full regalia.
But nobody can see.
But normally, that's a good thing.
But of course.
But one must not forget the most important thing
But since what auf Wiedersehen actually means is till I see you again
But Smitty Bacall wanted to rob stagecoaches
But that 12,000? That made you real friendly, now, didn't it?
But that last one, you muddled the line between winnin' and losin'.
But that you can believe!
But the best three by far were Samson...
But them four men is still back there, they're still wanted,
But these days, I practice a new profession...
But this is the skull of Old Ben.
But we ain't payin' a penny for that pickaninny.
But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I'm ridin' blind.
But when they tore her back up and then they...
But y'all know I ain't on that manifest.
But you be ready to travel to Candyland tomorrow morning, now, ya hear?
But you do. Don't ya?
But your third best...? You don't want to sell him either.
But, Lara Lee, Dr. Schultz is from Dusseldorf.
But, not pointin' any fingers, they coulda been done better.
But, you give me a pistol, one of them horses,
Butch, that means you too.
By the way, why is he called Eskimo Joe?
By then, we'll be servin' breakfast.
Calm down, now, here it comes.
Calm yourselves, gentlemen.
Calvin Candie.
Calvin, just who the hell is this ****** you feels the need to entertain?
Calvin, now what's this ****** you let...
Calvin!
Calvin's father's father put me through law school.
Calvin's in the Julius Caesar room. You all wanna follow me?
Can hash out the finer details between themselves.
Can you convincingly masquerade as someone
Can you spell it?
Can't believe you brought a ****** to stay in The Big House.
Can't no ****** gunfighter kill all the white folks in the world!
Can't see shit outta this!
Candyland?
Captain?
Certain people, yeah.
Chester, Rodney, Chicken Charly. Y'all get your ass over by that pen.
Circuit Court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas.
Cock a doodle do, ******.
Come again?
Come ahead.
Come here now, woman!
Come on in here.
Come on up, now, boy. Get yourself a rest.
Come on, girl. Stand up.
Come on, now, boy! It's a fight to the death!
Come on, now!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Get you set up now.
Consider that today's lesson.
Cora, before you go, will you tell Miss Lara goodbye?
Cora, come get this girl!
Cora! Come here!
Could talk about for the last few hours.
Could you please stop playing Beethoven? Take your hands off the harp!
Could you point one of 'em out to me?
Crazy Craig Koons.
D J A N G O.
D'Artagnan, motherfuckers!
D'Artagnan.
Damn it, son of a bitch!
Damn it! Fuckin'...!
Damn sight better than he deserves.
Damn.
Dandy Michaels, Gerald Nash and...
Dandy Michaels, Gerald Nash,
Darlin', you are a tonic for tired eyes.
Did that black ride into Candyland yesterday?
Did you just speak German or did you get to take her clothes off?
Didn't you hear him tell you I ain't no slave?
Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers.
Django isn't a slave. Django is a free man, you understand?
Django, Django
Django, I had no idea you were a married man.
Django, this is another cheeky black bugger like yourself, Stephen.
Django!
Django!
Django!
Django! You black son of a bitch!
Django.
Django.
Django.
Django.
Do I have your word as a lawman not to shoot me down like a dog in the street?
Do I sound like a fuckin' slave?
Do most slaves believe in marriage?
Do we have to wear 'em when we ride?
Do what, now?
Do you have one?
Do you know what a bounty hunter is?
Do you think before the demonstration, you could send her around to my room?
Do you understand?
Do you want to save your wife by doing what I do?
Doc... I am a seasoned slaver.
Doctor, Django, how the hell are ya?
Doctor, that warms my heart to hear that.
Doctor!
Does a fella arise?
Does Siegfried save her?
Don't be afraid.
Don't be ridiculous. Of course they're for sale.
Don't do it. You give me up.
Don't who me, bitch. You know who I'm talkin' about.
Don't worry, I'm not mad at you.
Dr. King Schultz.
Dr. Schultz, don't be so down on yourself.
Dr. Schultz, in Greenville,
Dr. Schultz, let me reclarify how this whole negotiation came about.
Dr. Schultz, this attractive Southern belle is my widowed sister.
Dr. Schultz, when you was alone with Hildi, here,
Dr. Schultz!
During the act, you can never break character.
During the brandies, gentlemen, hm?
Eight thousand?
Ellis.
Entraz.
Eskimo Joe's a quality ******, no doubt about it.
Even after all that paper signin', don't mean shit...
Every single word that came out of Calvin Candie's mouth
Everybody calm down.
Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.
Exceptional ******s like Bright Boy here...
Excuse him.
Excuse me. Excuse me, ma'am?
Fair enough, marshal. Here we come.
Fair enough. But now you're a horse thief, and they hang horse thieves.
Famously.
Find my wife, and buy her freedom.
Fine! Fine. Friend Stephen, I will be along momentarily.
Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine.
Finish him.
First thing's first.
Follow me.
For a blood sport like ****** fighting.
For a truly talented specimen, the right ******?
For gettin' Hildi cleaned up and presentable for Dr. Schultz here.
For God's sake, somebody please help Hoot here back up on his goddamn horse.
For murder and stagecoach...
For practically a one eyed old Joe ain't fit to push a broom?
For that matter...
For the arrest and capture, dead or alive,
For the house no more either.
For you ungrateful sons a bitches,
Frankly...
Free or not, it's just too dangerous.
From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!
From the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas.
From time to time, adult supervision is required.
Fuck me, Roy. I mean, this could be big, mate.
Get 'im, get 'im!
Get back on top, now! Turn around!
Get free man Django here whatever he wants.
Get in line there! Straighten up!
Get it out.
Get on up on that auction block.
Get over there and get her cleaned up, bring her back over here to Dr...
Get that ****** outta here!
Get these goddamn dogs away from this ******!
Get up on that horse.
Get up there, boy. Come on.
Get up there.
Give me a line! Give me a line!
Give me your black slaver.
Give you a number and a sledgehammer,
Go about your business.
Go ahead, girl. Speak a little German.
Go ahead.
Go downstairs, get the big jug with the red stuff Monsieur Candie like, hear?
Go get that white man I came here with.
Go on, boy, finish him!
Go on, now.
Go up in the guest bedrooms and get two ready.
Goddamn it!
Goddamn it! Oh!
Goddamn it! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see!
Goddamn son of a bitch!
Good cold evening, gentlemen.
Good morning, innkeeper!
Good. So here's my agreement.
Got him.
Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi
Ha!
Half the other night.
Hanging off these boys' hips here?
Have ridden a whole lot of miles,
He ain't got no business going in there.
He ain't never seen a ****** like you ever in his life.
He broke my collarbone!
He cannot be treated like a slave. He... within the bounds of good taste,
He does the eyeballin', you the billfold? Is that it?
He doesn't speak French. Don't speak French to him, it'll embarrass him.
He don't wanna buy the ******s you wanna sell.
He gonna blow her goddamn brains out.
He just bought Eskimo Joe.
He just tired of you toyin' with him is all.
He knocks on the farmer's door...
He must be treated as an extension of myself.
He owns the fourth biggest cotton Candyland.
He slays the dragon, because he's not afraid of him.
He walks up to the farmer's farm, and he knocks on the farmer's door
He wants the ****** you don't wanna sell.
He weren't no slave.
He'll back up who I am and who your dear departed sheriff was.
He'll have a loved one with him.
He's a old Joe that lived around here for a long time.
He's just a little upset, that's all.
He's much bigger and stronger!
He's not doing what I told him, for God's sakes.
He's the one hightailin' it across that field right now.
He's your ******.
Head 'em out!
Hell's bells, the ******s we sell to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that.
Hello, ladies.
Hello! Stephen, my boy!
Hence, I have big ideas when it comes to presentation.
Henceforth, till the day you die,
Here in Greenville to buy my way into the Mandingo fight game.
Here, here and here.
Here.
Hey, Little Trouble Maker.
Hey, Snowball?
Hey!
Hey! Now lay your palms flat on that tabletop!
Hildi is my ******.
Hildi, go on, take off your dress. Show Dr. Schultz your back here.
Hildi, this is Dr. Schultz.
Hildi, top my drink off.
Hildi's got somethin' like four lashes on her back.
His mama work over at the lumberyard.
His name was Joe, maybe one day he said he was cold. Who knows?
Hm hm. All three are champions.
Hm mm.
Hm mm.
Hm mm.
Hm?
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm. Pardon.
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
Holy...!
Honest Injun, Django. I swear 'fore God.
Hooray. And a wise decision that is.
Hoot! Get back up on your horse.
How bad did Stonesipher's dogs tear her up?
How disappointing.
How do you like the bounty hunting business?
How long have you been associated with Mr. Candie?
How long she been in the box?
How long you think she been in there? All damn day.
How much do you know about Mandingo fighting?
How much would you say, Django?
How you know Broomhilda's first masters was German?
How'd you like to make $11,000?
How'd you like to partner up for the winter?
However, at this endeavor,
However, that is a tremendous amount of money.
Huh?
Huh?
Hush up! Hey!
I ain't saying that. Nice thing about this fortune is it ain't illegal.
I ain't.
I am ready to step outside
I believe if you don't give up in the next ten seconds,
I can see all the passions you inspire are completely justified.
I can understand that.
I can't breathe in this fuckin' thing and I can't ride in this fuckin' thing!
I can't exactly remember.
I can't express the joy I felt conversing in my mother tongue.
I can't hear you, ******.
I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing.
I can't see shit!
I confirmed that Broomhilda's at Candyland.
I coulda cut it better than this!
I count six shots, ******.
I count two guns, ******.
I do have a little bit of a background in the European traveling circus.
I don't care. No sale. Now, off with ya.
I don't go in for sweets, thank you.
I don't know them.
I don't know, doctor.
I don't think so.
I done paid $500 for you.
I figured you must be an admirer.
I got him.
I got the handbill right here in my pocket, if you let me get it.
I got to say...
I got you. Two...
I have 5,000 things I might say that could change your mind.
I have relieved myself of all weapons,
I hear at least two of them are overseeing up in Gatlinburg,
I heard you been telling everybody them Mandingos ain't no damn good.
I insist.
I just can't understand why you won't come talk to these ******s.
I just got her all dressed up and lookin' nice.
I just made it worse.
I just made mine worse.
I kill people and sell their corpses for cash.
I knew there was something fishy about y'all.
I know how he feel.
I know this because three years ago, he was rustling cattle
I know what they look like all right.
I know you didn't mean me.
I know.
I like the way you beg, boy.
I like the way you die, boy.
I mean you no harm.
I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less.
I miss you like a hog miss slop!
I miss you like I misses a rock in my shoe.
I need something more than just a big ******.
I only had one question:
I only shot your brother once he threatened to shoot me.
I pay $500, I want five goddamn fights!
I recall the man who had me kill another man in front of his son
I rode into Candyland on a horse with my German white partner,
I said how'd you like to make $11,000? 11,500, actually.
I said, and I quote: I would pay top dollar for...
I said, hey, white boy.
I said, you said you ain't know him.
I say splendid, doctor. Splendid.
I shan't be shot down in the street by either you or your deputies
I show that corpse to the authorities, proving yes, indeed,
I sought you out to purchase a fighting ******
I spent my whole life here, right here in Candyland...
I suggest you get away from all these white folks.
I think I'm just starting to realize that.
I think we all think the bag was a nice idea.
I thought not.
I thought you was mad at me for killin' Big John and Lil Raj.
I truly have killed him,
I trust as a representative
I want six men, six rifles behind it.
I want to be able to bill him as The Black Hercules.
I want two men, two rifles up on this roof.
I want you to burn a runaway r right here on his cheek.
I want you to remember, I don't like liars.
I want you to remember, I don't like liars.
I was beginning to think that you and that old crow run off together.
I will have you know there is no one in the ****** fight game
I wish to purchase one of your ****** gals.
I wonder what he would have made of it.
I'd like to finish my line of inquiry with young Django.
I'd like to purchase your brother's nag.
I'd like you to take two of these tonight...
I'd rather discuss that in private.
I'll handle this.
I'll reimburse you!
I'll snatch your black ass off that nag there
I'll take you to Greenville myself
I'm all ears.
I'm at a slight disadvantage insofar as I don't know what they look like.
I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news.
I'm curious what makes you so curious.
I'm curious... what makes you such a Mandingo expert?
I'm Dr. King Schultz. This is my horse, Fritz.
I'm from the Carrucan plantation.
I'm just a little more used to Americans than he is.
I'm just askin'.
I'm lookin' for three white men. Three brothers. Overseers.
I'm looking for a pair of slave traders
I'm looking for a pair of slave traders
I'm looking for the Brittle Brothers.
I'm not a bad guy. I'm just doin' my job!
I'm not antagonizing him. I'm intriguing him.
I'm positive he dead.
I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.
I'm simply a fellow weary traveler. Whoa, boy.
I'm simply tryin' to ascertain if this cowboy here is takin' advantage of you.
I'm sorry to put a bullet in your beast,
I'm sorry, Dr. Schultz.
I'm sure it would fascinate him, the ******s' endurance for pain.
I'm worse than any of these white men here.
I've heard a lot of good things about you.
I've heard tell about you.
I've just had the sights fixed and they're perfect.
If I don't shake your hand, you're gonna throw away $12,000?
If it had been a snake, it would have bit me.
If she tries to leave here before this ****** loving German shakes my hand,
If she's who they want...
If Smitty Bacall wanted to start a farm at 22,
If they named her, it stands to reason they'd be German.
If you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets,
If you are the businessman I've been led to believe you to be,
If you can't wheel 'em out when you have a German guest?
If you don't wear 'em as you ride up, that just defeats the purpose!
If you examine...
If you insist.
If you lift those palms off that turtle shell tabletop,
If you'll excuse me a moment.
If you're not in a position to refuse, all the better.
In Greenville...
In my pocket is a warrant,
In other words, first thing is first.
In other words, marshal, you owe me $200.
In that case, allow me to propose another proposition.
In the most popular of all the German legends.
In the skull of the African here,
In this instance, I think it's pretty safe.
Indeed.
Is a specimen I'm keen to acquire.
Is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck,
Is crucial to understanding the separation of our two species.
Is he a Candyland slave,
Is he a Candyland slave,
Is I believe there is a level above bright, above talented,
Is in love with, I'm sure I don't know.
Is in the form of a Wanted Dead or Alive bounty
Is larger than any human or any other subhuman species on planet Earth.
Is that right?
Is there one amongst you who was formerly a resident
Is this the marshal I have the pleasure of addressing?
Is y'all ridin' back in there and gettin' it.
Is you'll be hung by the neck until you're dead.
It implies good faith.
It is time for me to rest my tired eyes.
It should be me. It should be me, John.
It was a pleasure doing business with y'all.
It was only your ridiculous offer of $12,000
It was you who approached me to buy one.
It would appear that Broomhilda is, in fact... the right ******.
It would be to discuss business.
It's a custom here in the South...
It's a German legend,
It's a lot better than sizzlin' in that Hot Box or draggin' your ass
It's a pleasure to meet you, Broomhilda.
It's all right.
It's like a reward.
It's still a bit early.
Ja.
Jackass.
Jesus Christ, Stephen, how many people ran away while I was gone?
John Brittle, Ellis Brittle, Roger Brittle, sometime called Lil Raj.
John Brittle!
Just a bit sooner than y'all was expectin'.
Just sittin' there. And y'all rode right past it.
Just who the hell you callin' Snowball, horse boy?
Keep fighting, ******s.
Keep goin'!
Kill white folks and they pay you for it?
Known members of the Smitty Bacall Gang are as follas:
L give UP
L's on my knees, John.
Lara Lee just get one, she'd lose her goddamn mind.
Lara Lee, I was just looking out the big window.
Last chance, fancy pants.
Last night. They brung her back this morning.
Let it be.
Let Marsha and her bitches send D'Artagnan to ****** heaven.
Let me at least introduce the two of you.
Let's get outta here.
Let's get outta here.
Let's get to it.
Let's take out Smitty Bacall's handbill.
Like a baby miss mammy's titty.
Like that.
Like you on a rope!
Like yourself, marshal, I'm a servant of the court.
Lo and behold,
Load up the bodies as quickly as you can and let's get outta here.
Look at 'em run.
Look, I told you that I was one that made her do it.
Look, nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.
Lucky for her, they was out chasin' D'Artagnan's ass.
Man, the lip on him. Whoo! He's gettin' worse and worse.
Marsha, hush up! Marsha!
Marsha! Marsha, hey, get him!
Marshal Tatum, may I address you and your deputies,
Marshal! Marshal!
Massa got shot.
Matter of fact, so am I.
May I have that back, please?
May I lift the hands off the tabletop in order to remove my billfold?
May I offer an alternative plan of action?
May we stop for a moment so I may put a word in my man's ear?
Maybe even share a last word.
Mercedes.
Might that be you?
Miss Lara want to see you.
Monsieur Candie, could I get a word with you in the kitchen?
Monsieur Candie, you a mess!
Monsieur Candie...
More like ****** les.
More than Monsieur Calvin J. Candie here.
Most associated with... creativity.
Most of 'em.
Most of them bleed out in, oh, about, hm... seven minutes.
Motherfucker!
Move it, boy!
Mr. Bennett.
Mr. Candie...
Mr. Moguy, want you to take care of my new boy here.
Mr. Moguy, who was D'Artagnan supposed to fight on Friday?
Mr. Moguy, would you be so kind as to collect the pistol
Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed off.
Mr. Pooch?
Mr. Stephen...
Mr. Stonesipher?
My ears ain't worth a damn these days.
My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture
My good man, I'm simply trying to ascertain...
My good sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong boot.
My name is Dr. King Schultz.
My name is Dr. King Schultz. This is my valet, Django.
Na wunderbar, marshal.
Nah, he just ain't used to seein' a man ripped apart by dogs is all.
Needs to buy a horse.
Nevertheless, here in Chickasaw County, a deal ain't done
Ni99er's gone crazy! Help!
****** gal?
****** love's a powerful emotion, boy.
******! Don't you touch my brother's coat.
******! Gonna kill...!
******s don't walk around here, ******s run!
Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine?
Nine thousand?
No offense given...
No playin' on my soft heart.
No worries. I come prepared.
No, he won't.
No, I don't.
No, no, no, they drinkin' tonight.
No, no,no, no. I ain't gonna tell you who they are.
No, nobody brought an extra bag!
No, sir.
No, sir.
No, sir.
No, we just talked and...
No!
No!
No?
No.
No. No, please...
No. That's not what I said.
Nobody.
Not anymore.
Not for top dollar.
Not on my property. Not around my ******s, he can't.
Not the plucked chicken.
Not to hear your native tongue in four years.
Not to mention having Eskimo Joe examined
Not to mention the horse goes back to its original owner
Not too good.
Not while I got freedom.
Not while I got my gun.
Not you, Stephen.
Now I saw the whole thing. No harm done.
Now I was under the impression, when you granted me an audience,
Now I'm not saying that Eskimo Joe is the wrong ******, per se.
Now just 'cause it's a real handbill
Now just 'cause it's a real handbill
Now move, ******!
Now quit your pussyfooting and shoot him.
Now take your hand off your pistol!
Now that should be your first, second, third, fourth, and fifth concern.
Now that's $200, dead or alive.
Now this white man, was the black his slave?

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