Ted (2012) Edit

A ah!

A ah!

A couple of Charles Brew kowskis?

A cushy, $38,000 a year branch manager

A E I O U

A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.

A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good.

A long time ago,

A paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world.

A young boy's stuffed animal

About Channing Tatum's index finger.

Actually, could you wrap just this up for me?

Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.

Adam Sandier plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.

Ah!

Ah! You suck, Kareem.

All day, every day. Just awful.

All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy fucking bear.

All I want is... I just want to end on good terms.

All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,

All right, buddy, go get 'em.

All right, easy. Come on, Ted.

All right, fuck it.

All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement,

All right, I get it.

All right, I love you.

All right, I'm just saying.

All right, Kareem!

All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way.

All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.

All right, this is one man to another.

All right, whatever you say.

All right? He'll be all yours.

All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.

All the time.

All you've got to do is not fuck up.

ALL: Go, go, go!

An absolute death machine.

An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles.

And a magical Christmas wish

And be an adult here, for Lori's sake.

And bring a friend up to the stage.

And by blaming me, you, you're just

And by the united peoples of the planet Mongo,

And champagne.

And charged with kidnapping a plush toy.

And Cherene's pretty ballsy.

And dancing.

And died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

And for showing up late today, all right?

And he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

And he knew that if he ever found that friend,

And he said, "No."

And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?

And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too.

And I do love her, Ted.

And I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm

And I guess she got hurt pretty bad.

And I just want you to know that I love you for it,

And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,

And I remember seeing you on the Carson show.

And I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

And I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.

And I thought you were the most amazing,

And I want you to know that, after last night

And I was so heartbroken.

And I would love it if you would go with me.

And if that means getting you off my back,

And if you're miserable and you hate it

And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser.

And it reminds me that things aren't so bad.

And it's a non restricted place.

And it's about time someone treated you that way.

And it's been a reflex ever since.

And Jesus be with you... Okay.

And just enjoy our anniversary dinner?

And maybe take some of the heat off you.

And my wish came true.

And one of them had his foot stuck under a rock

And really slowly de limbing you

And something called, "This is Permanent."

And stuck his finger in his ass.

And that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires

And that kid who I think is his son,

And that the word "acting" apparently

And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.

And then he got deported back to Iran,

And then she farted in her sleep.

And then we ran up to it

And then you can say whatever you want.

And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks."

And there he was, picking her up.

And unless you're too blind to notice,

And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom.

And we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life.

And we're in love.

And went on to become

And when I hit it, fucking buzz it.

And who do you think is with him? Sam Jones.

And wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up

And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?

And you can call me any time, okay?

And you don't remember it?

And you get my job when I go to corporate next month.

And you hit that squirrel with your BB gun?

And you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so...

And you're not gay, so we're fine.

And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say

And, by the way, my dancing was not that bad.

And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.

And, John, Sam Jones is here.

And, you know, I don't blame you.

And, you'll see,

Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

Are you going to do it?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay? (GROANING)

Are you out here all alone?

As you can see, my dance card is quite full.

At some fucking fancy shit place, whatever.

Aw, congratulations, John.

Aw! Merry Christmas, John.

Baby, please ask Ted to move out

Baltic? Czech?

Because I don't want them treating me differently.

Because I love you.

Because I'm only going to need one.

Because in a month, my life could be your life.

Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.

Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.

Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Besides, what if he chose Ted?

Boom. That's me and Skerritt.

BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared

BOTH: One, two, three!

Brandi Lynn, Heather Lynn, Channing... Tami Lynn.

Break his arm off!

Break this up, break this up.

Breanna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody,

Britney? Tiffany? No. No.

Bullshit! That totally works.

But as long as he's got his teddy bear,

But at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.

But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?

But I can give you love, and rocking horses,

But I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.

But I don't want you to do that.

But I made friends in the line.

But I read at a six year old level, so...

But I want to wait until I get you something really special.

But I'm really happy that you were.

But I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering

But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori.

But may also be his lover, I don't know.

But my son and I couldn't help but admire your teddy bear.

But she told me how you are at the office.

But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.

But then we're two of a kind

But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits.

But they don't have a gong or nothing, so it's not too bad.

But will you take care of me forever and ever?

But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old.

But you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault.

But you've got to make some money

But, Dad... Get over here!

But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office.

But, Lori, I need to see you in my office.

By the New York Jets

By the power vested in me

Can I just get a hug?

Can I... Just give me the car keys.

Can we talk about this another time,

Can you call him back?

Can you call it?

Can you just email me the rest of this story?

Ch, my God, yes! Ch, my God, yes!

Check this out.

Check this out.

Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.

Chopped salad, half price.

Christmas Day brought a very special new arrival.

Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant.

Cocaine, right?

Come here, you bastard.

Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me?

Come on, buddy.

Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.

Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.

Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit.

Come on, it's not that bad.

Come on, James Franco.

Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose.

Come on, Robert.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Give him a chance.

Come on. It's not that bad, okay?

Come on. She'll go home,

Come on. Take it easy.

Come on. We're going to the Hatch Shell.

Come share this with me.

Comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story...

Company's turning 20, huh?

Complimentary map of Boston.

Couple of Brew stoyevskis?

Cristal.

Daddy gave me an ouch.

Daddy punished me for it.

Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal,

Dark, beautiful, smoky...

Death to Ming!

Did the whole place for $47.

Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?

Did you hurt your head?

Did you just call me a whore?

Did you really just fart?

Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?

Did you... Did you just talk?

Do I dare look at the clock?

Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?

Do you give any shred of a shit?

Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!

Do you know what just happened?

Do you mind covering for me for a bit?

Do you need a lift?

Do you promise we'll always be together?

Do you see me fucking with you? All right, speed round.

Do you want to get nasty?

Do you want to go get a drink after this?

Doing so much more

Don't ever lose her again.

Don't fuck with me on this. I know this shit!

Don't look so surprised.

Don't ruin it. No.

Don't talk shit to me.

Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?

Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.

Don't! Get it away from me!

Donny was arrested by Boston police

Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

Dude, one man to another. I got you on this.

Eleven, twelve, thirteen...

Even

Even more than me.

Eventually, nobody gives a shit.

Every now and then when my life's

Everybody should suck your asshole, or something?

Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

Except an Apache helicopter.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Expecting something big, do you?

Finally.

Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.

Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.

First night on your own.

Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John.

Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets.

Flash jump.

Flash!

For God's sakes.

For real.

For some reason I thought you were going to be taller.

For something that you did to yourself.

For something that you did to yourself.

For what?

For what?

For you, I will.

Forever and ever?

Forever changed the lives of three very special friends.

Forever.

From active duty in the Civil War

Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here.

Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift.

Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick

Fuck, I can%!

Fuck, man!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Shit.

Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the...

Fucking Becky? No.

Fucking stop! Fuck!

Funny how it always goes with love

Get him!

Get him!

Get lost, Bennett!

Get out of here, Bennett!

Get out of here, Bennett.

Get out of here, okay?

Get serious about opening a restaurant

Getting me down and things are tough,

Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.

Glad to hear it.

Go ahead.

Go away.

Go on, spark it up.

Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is.

Go! Go!Go!

Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.

God damn it! I'm here on business!

God damn it! I'm here on business!

God, is it bad?

God, Johnny, I got so much energy.

God, there are some fucked up fish out there.

Goddamn right, "Wow."

Good luck. Thank you.

Good morning.

Good, good. Let's see. How about we...

Goodbye, Rex.

Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!

Great.

GUY: You guys have been going out for four years?

Ha ha. No, just you homos.

Had no intention to do

Half Indian, but thanks.

Hang gm

Happy playtime.

Has an extremely broad definition.

Has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons...

Have you ever considered selling the bear?

Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.

He currently resides in Burbank

He knows he screwed up huge

He knows nothing but a man

He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.

He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.

He talks!

He taught us right from wrong, good from evil.

He thought ALF was ******* for some reason.

He was instantly promoted to store manager.

He was like a ragdoll.

He would never let him go.

He'll never be scared of thunder again.

He'll save every one of us!

He's a bear.

He's always going to be a boy.

He's going to sing a song to a special lady

He's not your only friend anymore.

He's such an asshole.

He's the only reason I ever gained any fucking confidence.

He's very, very special to me.

He's waiting down at Charlie's right now.

Helen, get my gun, and call the police!

Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!

Hello, 911?

Hello, Teddy.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello, John?

Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff.

Here's my address and phone number.

Here's to four more years.

HEY HEY

Hey there, fella. How are you?

Hey there.

Hey Yes?

Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night?

Hey, anything for you.

Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging?

Hey, by the way, don't let me forget,

Hey, Ellen.

Hey, GUY

Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant,

Hey, GUYS, can I play?

Hey, how are you holding up?

Hey, Jared, let's go grab another one of these.

Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.

Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right?

Hey, Lori .

Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?

Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit?

Hey, Ted.

Hey, Ted. (EXCLAIMS)

Hey, Ted. (EXCLAIMS)

Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing?

Hey, there, sweaty.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, sweetie.

Hi, my name is John Bennett,

Hi, Norah Jones.

Hi, Ted.

Hi, Thomas, how are you?

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Holy shit!

Holy shit! What?

Holy shit.

How are the neighbors?

How are you doing, you fuzzy little asshole?

How are you?

How do you know?

How great is this? The four of us out to dinner.

How great Lori's hair always looks.

How long have we been saying we were going to...

How stupid do you think I am?

How was work?

How you doing? Good to meet you.

How's work? It sucks.

How's your dickhead boss?

Hug me.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Meat hole? What?

Huh.

I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend.

I always want to fucking brush it.

I am a citizen of the United States of America

I am so fake happy for her.

I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here!

I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.

I can see that. (SIGHS)

I can't.

I cannot just ditch work, man.

I could kick your fucking ass.

I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry,

I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement

I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche face.

I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

I do love you more than life itself.

I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.

I don't deserve you.

I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again.

I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.

I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.

I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.

I don't know if I can drive!

I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints.

I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.

I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night.

I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that.

I don't know. I dig chicks, man.

I don't know. Maybe, yeah.

I don't know. Where is he?

I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man.

I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up.

I don't think so. I'm...

I don't understand why you keep putting up with him.

I don't want to work at a grocery store.

I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant.

I feel like I could use one after seeing a guy almost die.

I found my phone.

I fucked her with a parsnip last week

I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.

I got a shitty job, and I assure you, lam quite content.

I got it.

I got to go.

I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule.

I got you, motherfucker.

I got you. Okay.

I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.

I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.

I gotta cut out for a bit.

I gotta fuck her again.

I guess I didn't think about that.

I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow up question.

I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh?

I guess this is it, huh?

I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?

I had no idea.

I have a boyfriend. I have told you this.

I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you.

I have no designs on your girlfriend.

I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight

I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy

I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running.

I just asked you a question.

I just barely outbid Phil Donahue for that at auction.

I just come up here and I look at it.

I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full,

I just don't have the money right now.

I just farted. That was a man fart.

I just got a shitty new apartment...

I just thought we were saying funny names.

I just wanted John and I to be friends.

I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori,

I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her.

I know that.

I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy,

I know you do, Johnny.

I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?

I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.

I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?

I know. I just don't know what to do, here.

I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

I look stupid.

I love hide and seek. I'll hide.

I love my sixpence Better than my life

I love you girls.

I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.

I love you, too, Teddy.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

I love you, too. (LAUGHING) And you're nasty.

I love you.

I love you.

I made you out to be a hero.

I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot.

I mean, look at Haiti.

I mean, marriage isn't...

I met a girl. She's a cashier.

I might be gay, I don't know.

I might go lay down in the john.

I need the police right away.

I need to talk to you.

I need.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.

I promise, you're going to be okay.

I promise.

I realize that. Good.

I really don't care, as long as we're together.

I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.

I said a bad word one time.

I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex.

I saw you on television.

I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago.

I sure would.

I thank you for saving every one of us.

I think I need to clear the air here a little.

I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him.

I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.

I think you're being a little more fair to him.

I thought that was just for people in Florida.

I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass.

I thought you were going to be funnier.

I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No."

I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.

I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere.

I want it.

I want to be fair to you and to him, you know?

I want to take her someplace really nice.

I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe...

I want you to be happy. You deserve that.

I was not a popular child.

I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out.

I will tell you. You got me?

I will, sir, I promise.

I wish I could thank for this great night.

I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.

I wished for my life back.

I wonder who it's going to hit first.

I would never, ever, ever say no to him.

I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse

I'd chew it off to get you free.

I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay?

I'll be gone when you get back.

I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.

I'll just meet you upstairs then?

I'll pick you up at 8:00.

I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere.

I'm a kook.

I'm alive, Johnny!

I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!

I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends.

I'm an asshole, I know that.

I'm coming.

I'm fine, I'm fine,

I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.

I'm going to name you Teddy.

I'm going to rattle off some names

I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people

I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car

I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.

I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.

I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.

I'm never going to have a life with you around.

I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?

I'm not gay. I know.

I'm not going to let you down, Goose.

I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.

I'm not sure, it's...

I'm promoting you.

I'm really glad that you came.

I'm rich, I'm good looking, my dad owns the company.

I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her

I'm so sorry, Johnny.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry to bother you

I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.

I'm sorry.

I'm taking you to the best place in town.

I'm trying to walk a line, here.

I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.

I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years.

I've been bumming around with Ted too much. I know that, too.

I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.

If I get ****d, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.

If I had to make a guess

If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.

If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word

If we were together, our babies would be spectacular.

If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.

If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.

If you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

If you keep wasting time with Ted.

If you think that by making shit like that up

If you thought I was fucking retarded.

If you want to make some sort of arrangement

In all the years you've worked here.

In his own right.

In the audience who he loves very much.

In the corner, there is a shit!

Is he all mine, Daddy?

Is it 9:30? Yeah.

Is it a hugging gun?

Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass?

Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun,

Is that a shit?

Is that cannibalism?

Is that my ringtone?

Is that you go on a fun, casual date

Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.

It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.

It died.

It doesn't feel like four years, does it?

It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry,

It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?

It was a huge misunderstanding,

It was actually really unfair of him to embarrass you like that.

It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.

It was pretty bad. I have cool moves.

It was you.

It worked for me in high school,

It works out so much better for you

It'll be great when it's furnished.

It's a Christmas miracle.

It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.

It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here.

It's almost Robert's play hour.

It's an old sweater, huh?

It's called "Mind ****." It's actually pretty mellow.

It's easy.

It's going to be all right.

It's got to happen.

It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston.

It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.

It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.

It's so sharp, it's like an electric sword

It's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.

It's unwatchable.

It's working for me.

Italian. Italian, yes.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?

Jesus fucking Christ!

Jesus H. Fuck!

Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?

Jesus, I look like the robot from Aliens.

Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident.

Jesus, this is weak.

Jesus, you look fantastic.

Jesus!

Jesus! Lori was right.

John and Lori were married in Cambridge

John Bennett, Norah Jones.

John, all you got to do is not fuck up

John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise.

John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now.

John, I look like something you give your kid

John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear.

John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.

John, it's almost 10:00.

John, it's me. Can you hear me?

John, look, don't you think after four years

John, wait. Listen.

JOHN: Jesus.

JOHN: There he is. Pull over.

JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.

JOHN: Yeah.

John.

JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here!

Johnny, I'm frightened.

Johnny, I'm...

Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you.

Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.

Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

Johnny.

Johnny. It's me.

Just a man with a man's courage

Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what,

Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set

Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words

Just like in the movie.

Just tell him you don't feel well.

Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.

Just to make your girlfriend happier...

Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,

Let him try it, man.

Let me ask you something.

Let them in. Right. Okay. Exactly. Good.

Let's all be best friends.

Let's do some shots.

Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.

Let's see how well you know these streets.

Let's sing the thundersong. All right.

Like one of those gay beat up clubs or something?

Like what?

Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right?

Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him...

Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.

Listen, John.

Listen, speaking of classy,

Listen, why don't John and I go get a drink at the bar?

Listen.

Little John Bennett,

Look at that one. WASP y, white guy fish.

Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair.

Look at these pecs. These are man pecs.

Look at you guys. You guys look amazing.

Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!

Look,

Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole,

Look, I was...

Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here.

Look, I'm sorry, I messed up...

Look, I'm trying to get my shit together

Look, Johnny, if we're ever going to

Look, just let me talk first, all right?

Look, Lori, you want him to be a man.

Look, that was a tough night for all of us.

Look, the point is, you're blaming me

Look, we're very interested in the bear.

Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow.

Lori and I may just need a little space right now.

Lori ever fart in front of you?

Lori tried to break up a dog fight

Lori was right about you.

Lori, get the stuffing. Get it all.

Lori, hey, you're home early.

Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.

Lori, I...

Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.

Lori, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.

Lori, the worst that can happen

Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.

Lori, wait, please.

Lori, what...