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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is a 2016 fantasy film, set in the magical universe of Harry Potter. Directed by David Yates, the movie serves as a prequel to the original series. It follows the adventures of Newt Scamander, played brilliantly by Eddie Redmayne, as he navigates 1920s New York City, carrying a suitcase full of magical creatures. The ensemble cast includes Katherine Waterston, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, and Colin Farrell. With stunning visual effects and a captivating storyline, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them takes viewers on a thrilling journey into J.K. Rowling's magical world. Immerse yourself in the enchantment by playing and downloading the soundtrack here.

A girl.
A law that demands that we conceal our true nature.
A law that directs those under its dominion to cower in fear,
A law that has us scuttling like rats in the gutter.
A No Maj?
A No Maj?
A quiet life for me from now on.
A seeker after truth?
A well wisher.
A wizardry school here in, uh, America?
A worse time to let that creature loose.
A young girl
Absolutely not.
Actually,
After everything that you've done for me. Now, come on.
Afternoon, Abernathy.
Afternoon, Mr. Graves, sir.
Again?
Ah.
All foreigners have to have them in New York.
All right, here they come.
All right, I'm coming. I'm coming.
All right, on you hop.
All right, yeah, okay. I'll help you.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Happy?
Alohomora.
Alohomora.
Among wizards forever.
And escort him back...
And he lives in New York. So, no.
And heed my warning.
And I hope you get your bakery.
And I saw its eyes.
And I'm sick of this. Every time I walk in here...
And I've just completed a year in the fields.
And if you don't believe me,
And it dove down there. Down underground.
And it got out and caused mayhem in a bank.
And it was like a... Like a wind.
And it's true,
And laugh if you dare.
And one of those should sort the twitch.
And she was the No Maj you attacked?
And she'll never hear about it from me.
And she's got a big story for you.
And so this is the newsroom.
And that is exactly why they accuse me of favoritism.
And that's Mr. Kowalski. He's a No Maj.
And that's the truth.
And the hippogriff...
And the hippogriff...
And then vanishes.
And these private parlors...
And they need to be made aware about this danger.
And this is like the greatest meal I have ever had in my life.
And this is what I do, I'm a cook.
And try very hard not to be predictable.
And unfortunately, some have escaped.
And what are you doing in New York?
And when No Majs are afraid, they attack.
And when you find the child, you touch this symbol,
And where is that exactly?
And you see fit to tell us only when a man has been killed?
And you were just in Equatorial Guinea?
And...
And...
And...
Any kind of insect and a teapot.
Anyway, it was a long time ago.
Are all No Majs like you?
Are you a seeker?
Are you alone?
Are you crazy?
Are you ready?
Aren't they kind of, you know...
As I tried to save her.
As they say.
At least tell me you took care of the No Maj.
Aurors,
Awfully sorry about that.
Aww...
Back to the Ministry.
Because I'm dying
Because you're my friend.
Because your skull is susceptible to breakage under immense force.
Before they get hurt?
Besides, you and I will need to be
Bet you're exhausted, buddy. Come on.
Bugger.
Bugger.
But dark.
But don't you think it's kind of a double cross?
But I always have trouble with your kind. Brits.
But I saw something in that death potion back there.
But I saw something in that death potion back there.
But I think it might be the reason that the Demiguise is here.
But if it was really serious, he'd have...
But it cannot survive outside that.
But it seems that now you're our only hope, Frank.
But it's not what you think.
But she seems to hate him the most.
But the magical community is exposed.
But there is no reward for idleness.
But they can give a nasty nip if provoked.
But we got each other.
But we made 'em cocoa.
But where there is light, there is shadow, friend.
But why would I have to wear something like this?
But you said you could teach me.
But you...
But, excuse me?
By the way, we don't allow the breeding of magical creatures in New York.
Call me Jacob.
Can I come over?
Can I help you, sir?
Can someone please tell me
Central Park.
Choranaptyxic.
Collateral?
Collateral.
Collect your leaflets before you get food, children.
Come on, give me a smile.
Come on, pumpkin. Time for bed.
Come on, then.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Down you come.
Come with me.
Contain this.
Could you stop reading my mind for a second?
Couldn't leave him there. I had to bring him back.
Couldn't you have done that in London?
Course he has, little bugger.
Credence, have you found the child?
Credence, no!
Credence, where have you been?
Credence.
Credence.
Credence.
Credence.
Credence.
Credence...
Credence...
Cutie.
Dark wind. Blah, blah.
Dear Mr. Kowalski.
Deliver my manuscript.
Demiguise are fundamentally peaceful,
Did you just butt in on the investigative team again?
Did you say school?
Didn't you tell me you had another sister?
Do this, and you will be honored
Do you realize what you've done?
Do you think I'm a freak?
Do you think you can hold me?
Do you want to...
Does Cecily know you been seeing Ruby?
Does Leta Lestrange like to read?
Don't do this.
Don't get me wrong, I love it.
Don't hurt those creatures. Nothing in there is dangerous.
Don't listen to her, Credence.
Don't make me come down there.
Don't panic.
Don't pretend.
Don't that look good?
Don't!
Dougal, my Demiguise.
Dougal, settle down now, please.
Dougal.
Eastern Front.
Easy, Mr...
Enjoy.
Erumpent musk. She's mad for it.
Everybody knows Newt only kept me around because...
Everyone settle down.
Everyone there's dying. It just crushes the life out of you.
Everything that you need to know is in there.
Ew!
Excuse me, doll. Just trying to get to the bank.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Father, you're gonna wanna hear this.
Fenestra.
Find a teapot!
Find everyone who's escaped, before they get hurt.
Find the child and we'll all be free.
For not doing it in the first place.
For the both of us, Mr. Kowalski.
For the love...
For the sake of tomorrow.
For years.
Friend.
From a family of 12.
Full of magical creatures.
Gas.
Gas. It was gas!
Gentlemen, this is my sister.
Get that case out of New York.
Get!
Give it back, Credence.
Gnarlak.
Goldstein,
Goldstein?
Goldstein?
Goldstein.
Gonna catch a witch
Good day to you.
Good girl.
Good gravy. No. I, uh...
Good idea.
Good luck getting back alive, Mr. Scamander,
Good show, Mr. Kowalski.
Graphorns.
Graves always insisted the disturbances were caused by a beast.
Hand out your leaflets.
Have you any news?
He arrived yesterday?
He didn't get the money he wanted for his bakery.
He has a crazy creature in that case,
He has broken one of our most sacred laws.
He hasn't eaten anything all day.
He or she is no older than 10.
He reminds me of my foreman.
He risked the exposure of our community.
He senses danger.
He was an informant of mine when I was an Auror.
He was responsible for the death of a No Maj.
He was trafficked, you see.
He wouldn't happen to have an interest in paw prints, would he?
He's a No Maj who got bitten by one of Mr. Scamander's creatures.
He's a wee bit sensitive to strangers.
He's babysitting.
He's been mentioned as a future president.
He's committed a serious infraction of the National Statute of Secrecy.
He's gonna have to be Obliviated.
He's hurt.
He's listening.
He's not a child.
He's okay.
He's sick. It's a long story.
He's using you.
Head that way.
Help me.
Help me.
Here she comes.
Here who comes?
Here you are. Here you are.
Here you go, freak.
Here you go. Don't forget this.
Here, you just, um, pop this on.
Hey,
Hey, boy!
Hey, fella.
Hey, Goldstein.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, mister.
Hey, Mr. Scamander.
Hey, Newt.
Hey, Red.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, sorry, ma'am. There ain't no smell of gas.
Hey, you all right there?
Hey, you get anything?
Hey, you guys can bunk in here.
Hey!
Hey! Hendry.
Hey! Hey, mister!
Hey! Mr. English Guy!
Hey! Quiet down! I'm trying to get a statement.
Hey! Watch it!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey...
Hi.
His mother beats him.
His name's Credence.
His neck's bleeding.
His power must be so strong he's somehow managed to survive.
How's a guy get a drink in this joint?
Huh.
Humans.
I ain't got no collateral.
I ain't got the brains to make this up.
I ain't never gonna find anyone like you.
I ain't never really talked to a No Maj before.
I ain't taking the kids back up there until it's safe.
I am not flirting.
I ask you, Madam President,
I came to buy a birthday present.
I can't believe you didn't Obliviate that man.
I can't help it.
I can't take you.
I can't think of anyone that I'd rather have investigating me.
I can't.
I could smell it off you the minute I met you.
I didn't mean to. He's incorrigible, you see.
I didn't realize it was so late.
I do know a few things, actually.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't really know what Leta likes these days.
I don't see why I need to come with you.
I don't think I want to, Mr. Graves.
I don't want anyone else down there.
I found him in Egypt. He was all chained up.
I give you the senator for New York, Henry Shaw.
I got a Section 3 A.
I got a Section 3 A.
I got five.
I got it! I'll get it!
I gotta go.
I know that you have rather backwards laws about relations with Non Magic people.
I know that you've suffered.
I know these guys.
I know what that woman did to you.
I know. I know. But they're nothing like what I can do. You...
I know. I'm sorry.
I love to cook.
I made a postal application weeks ago.
I made your position here quite clear, Ms. Goldstein.
I managed to separate it from the Sudanese girl
I mean, I spend most days making coffee.
I need to get going.
I owe you an apology.
I really couldn't say.
I really don't have a preference.
I refuse to bow down any longer.
I saw this child in close proximity to your mother.
I saw you beside me in New York.
I saw you hugging that Second Salem boy.
I take it I'll have to make it worth your while.
I think that guy Graves took it.
I think we can.
I think we need to talk.
I think you'll find that the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts.
I think your egg is hatching.
I think. Uh...
I thought I had them all but, uh, I must have miscounted.
I thought you were different.
I thought you were my friend.
I truly am.
I trusted you.
I used to love feeding them.
I want them for you.
I want those things too, Credence.
I want you to be free.
I want you to have this, Credence.
I wanted to thank you.
I was hoping you'd be able to tell me if there've been any sightings.
I was inside a suitcase.
I was intending to wait until we got to Arizona.
I was looking for a place for tomorrow's meeting.
I was never even supposed to be here.
I was never supposed to know
I was over there.
I was there.
I was wondering what you knew of his background.
I went for her in front of a meeting of her crazy followers.
I will not be lectured by the man
I will.
I won't remember any of this?
I wonder what you can tell me about this, Mr. Scamander.
I would come and show you,
I would trust very few with it.
I wouldn't be back on the investigative team now.
I'd like that.
I'd like you and your friends to leave.
I'd like you to relieve Mr. Graves of his wand
I'll catch you.
I'll catch you.
I'll come with you.
I'll expose you for who you are and what you've done.
I'll know if you dump them.
I'll let you say goodbye.
I'll look out for it.
I'll miss you, too.
I'll send you a copy of my book, if I may.
I'm always alone, Mrs. Esposito.
I'm done with you.
I'm gonna put you back where you belong, aren't I, Frank?
I'm here to help you, Credence.
I'm just saying, don't go getting attached.
I'm more of a chaser, really.
I'm not here to hurt you.
I'm not hurting.
I'm not one of Grindelwald's fanatics, Mr. Graves.
I'm not supposed to go near the Second Salemers.
I'm not supposed to have men on the premises.
I'm sick, Mr. Abernathy.
I'm so sorry about your creatures, Mr. Scamander.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Shaw, but your son insisted.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. How would you feel if I gave you your copy in person?
I'm so sorry. Sorry.
I'm sorry, but even one witness...
I'm sorry, Grandma.
I'm sorry. You've just yelled at me the length of New York
I'm still looking.
I'm taking you in.
I'm taking you in.
I'm telling you, it's a gas explosion again.
I'm tired. I never went to the bank.
I'm writing a book about magical creatures.
I've arrested half of the people in here.
I've been studying him, and I'm pretty sure
I've got something huge.
I've got you, Tina.
I've heard of that family.
I've met someone just like you, Credence.
If I don't come back,
If there's an inquiry, I'm finished.
If you hadn't said all those nice things to Madam Picquery about me,
If you wouldn't mind, if you just stand there,
Impound that case, Graves.
In a canning factory.
In New York City?
In that canning factory.
In that case, Mr. Kowalski and I can easily seek other accommodations.
In the hope of causing mass disruption,
In with the Mooncalfs over there?
In you hop.
Instead of turning you in?
Into the case.
Is a miracle.
Is it a witch's mark, ma'am?
Is that it? That's the Obscurial thing?
Is that No Maj still here?
Is there a school?
It could mean war.
It could not hurt anyone, Tina.
It don't hurt.
It was a big scandal.
It was a gigantic, huge hippopoto...
It was babysitting that?
It was before wizards went underground,
It was good to make your acquaintance, Jacob.
It was mine.
It won't be long.
It'll last 48 hours at the most.
It's all right.
It's an Obscurus.
It's an Obscurus.
It's an unstable, uncontrollable dark force
It's everywhere, this thing. It's out of control.
It's just like waking up, right?
It's like a dark mass.
It's my grandmother's recipe. The orange zest just...
It's nothing personal.
It's nothing to worry about.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's only the best wizard school in the whole world.
It's quite an agile fella.
It's terrorizing No Majs.
It's the accent.
It's the Second Salem boy. He's the Obscurial.
It's too dangerous.
It's your influence.
It's your mother again.
Its sight operates on probability,
Jacob, where's Newt's case?
Jacob...
Join us, the Second Salemers, in our fight.
Jump.
Just a smidge.
Just another accident. Is that right?
Just do it immediately.
Just look at the pictures.
Just place him in the middle there.
Just read his daddy's newspapers.
Just to remove bad memories, you know?
Keep hold of that, honey.
Keep talking to him. He'll listen to you.
Keep talking, Tina.
Kowalski. Jacob.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Langdon. Listen to Father and just go.
Leave his brains. Come on. Come on!
Let me take a look.
Let's go.
Leta Lestrange.
Like an extermination guide?
Listen, Newt, uh...
Livestock?
Look after my creatures.
Look! Oh...
Look! Take photos.
Look.
Lunascope?
Ma and Pa died of Dragon Pox when we were kids.
Ma'am,
MACUSA are comin'.
MACUSA's offering more than that.
Madam President, I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is critical...
Magical Congress of the United States of America.
Major Investigation Department.
Make way for the Barebones.
Mass slaughter for the greater good, you mean?
Maybe a little.
Me?
Mercy Lewis, what is that?
Merlin's beard!
Merlin's beard.
Millions of people read your newspapers,
Mine bred owls.
Miss Goldstein, who has aided and abetted you...
Mmm hmm. Sure. Yeah.
Mmm.
Modesty?
Modesty.
Most guys think what you was thinking first time they see me.
Most of the time. He does, um...
Movie theaters, automobiles,
Mr. Bingley!
Mr. Graves, if I knew whether it was a girl or a boy...
Mr. Graves, sir, this is Mr. Scamander.
Mr. Graves.
Mr. Graves.
Mr. Kowalski, Mr. Bingley will see you now.
Mr. Kowalski.
Mr. Scamander has lost something I'm going to help him find.
Mr. Scamander has lost something I'm going to help him find.
Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?
Mr. Scamander!
Mr. Scamander?
Mr. Shaw. Sir. He's with the Senator.
Mum's here. Mum's here.
Mummy's here.
Murtlap bites aren't serious.
My momma, your momma Flying on a switch
My momma, your momma Flying on a switch
My momma, your momma Witches gonna die
My momma, your momma Witches gonna die
My momma, your momma Witches never cry
My momma, your momma Witches never cry
My vision showed only the child's immense power.
Nah, we're orphans.
Needs no introduction from me.
Neither of us really fitted in at school.
Never mind that, Barker. I wanna see my father.
New York is considerably more interesting than I'd expected.
News travels fast.
Newt and I will protect you.
Newt, why did you keep me around?
Newt!
Newt!
Newt!
Newt.
Next.
Niffler's gone.
No harm done.
No human could do what this thing is capable of, Madam President.
No Magic. The non wizard!
No, a guide to help people understand
No, don't.
No, I was just... I was just waiting.
No, Madam President, but...
No, no, no. Don't... Don't shoot.
No, she's done nothing of the kind.
No, she's done nothing of the kind.
No, there's only one breeder of Appaloosa Puffskeins in the world,
No, they're not gonna bully you, now come on.
No, you don't.
No!
No! No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Don't play that.
No. I think you're a very special young man,
No. I'm on the wagon. Promised Martha I'd lay off.
No. I'm the only one like me.
No. Look, you're missing a trick here. Just look at the evidence!
No. This is his little brother.
Nobody gives away anything valuable for free, Langdon.
Not really, no. I annoy people.
Not the friendliest of names.
Nothing that need concern you.
Now that is beneath you.
Now, come on, Pickett.
Now, they're just putting the papers to bed,
Now, unfortunately, you have seen far too much.
Obliviate him.
Obscurials can't survive long, can they?
Occamies are choranaptyxic.
Of course I fought in the war. Everyone fought in the war.
Of course not, sir.
Of course not. You're one of us now.
Of course. Ilvermorny.
Of the Statute of Secrecy that threatens to expose us all.
Oh, call me Newt.
Oh, don't worry, honey.
Oh, hello, fellas.
Oh, hello, Minister.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hey, you okay, honey?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, she has, has she?
Oh, so you're gonna steal the money, huh?
Oh, sure.
Oh, that's no one.
Oh, that's rough.
Oh, you see, now we're...
Oh!
Oh! You slay me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Sorry, we call them Muggles.
Oh. Uh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... Oh, wow, yeah, sure.
Oh... Wake up! Mr. No Maj.
Okay, let's get the good stuff outta you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One down, two to go.
One last thing.
Or I wouldn't have asked you to help me, now would I?
Or like a... Like a ghost.
Or them?
Or we are exposed, and it'll mean war.
Our American friends have permitted a breach
Out of the way, folks. Coming through!
Out you come now.
Ow.
Paws off what doesn't belong to you.
People are easiest to read when they're hurting.
People like you, don't they, Mr. Kowalski?
Petrificus Totalus.
Pickett?
Pickett.
Pickett.
Pickett.
Please don't hurt my creatures. They aren't dangerous!
Please take these Occamy eggshells as collateral for your bakery.
Please, help me.
Please, just help me.
Please! They're not dangerous!
Please.
Please.
Please. You don't understand. Nothing in there's dangerous.
Poppy, Marlow, Tom.
Probably shouldn't let him loose in here, though.
Psst! Hey. Mr. Scamander, look, cocoa.
Put this on.
Queenie!
Quite.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Reparo.
Right?
Right?
Right.
Right.
Right. For the last time, you pilfering pest,
Roach in teapot.
Same as you.
Same thing.
Say, you've got something on your...
Scamander...
School.
See, their shells are made of silver, so they're incredibly valuable.
See, you're a Muggle,
She beats all those kids she's adopted,
She beats all those kids she's adopted,
She had been locked away, and she'd been punished for her magic.
She I saw so plainly.
She misses her brothers and sisters. She still talks about them.
She needs to mate.
She was 8 when she died.
She was a taker.
She's in season.
Shh!
Shh.
Shining white eyes.
Show me.
Six shots of Gigglewater and a Lobe Blaster, please.
Slight problem is that, um, he's invisible.
So did you get your loan?
So find the child.
So fond of you?
So he can't keep using them as a scapegoat.
So he's the real reason I came to America.
So I wanted to take it home to study it.
So if I hadn't managed to rescue them,
So it can foresee the most likely immediate future.
So it's useless without the host?
So just as the odious saloons have been banished...
So our physiologies are subtly different.
So setting a pack of dangerous creatures loose here was
So sorry. My case.
So they grow to fill available space.
So they're the last breeding pair in existence.
So you work for MACUSA.
So, instead of learning to harness or to control their powers,
So, Ms. Goldstein, I think Mr. Kowalski could do with an early night.
So, who are they?
So...
Some sorta atmospheric hooey. Or electrical.
Somebody said something.
Someone ought to do something about it.
Someone's robbing the bank!
Something invisible's been wreaking havoc around 5th Avenue.
Something is stalking our city,
Sorry, I asked you not to.
Stayed in the army too long, apparently. I don't know.
Step back.
Storage, all right? Thanks, pal.
Surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet.
Swooping Evil.
Take a right here.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Take it off.
Take the freaks with you.
Take them to the cells.
Teapot!
Tears of pearl
Teen, what are you up to?
Teenie,
Tell me if you see anything suspicious.
Tell me the truth.
Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?
Thank Paracelsus.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That an unregistered wizard set magical beasts loose in New York,
That busts out and attacks.
That can get you killed.
That can produce hundreds of donuts an hour.
That could be any one of hundreds...
That could've been the end of Graphorns forever.
That crazy Niffler thing's on the loose again?
That his venom could be quite useful if properly diluted.
That is a parasitical, magical force that killed a child.
That Senator Shaw was killed by a kid?
That should stop the sweating.
That thing killed my son.
That venom has incredibly powerful Obliviative properties.
That was a real close friendship you had at school.
That was an Obscurus.
That you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.
That you stopped sweating, they will Obliviate you in a heartbeat?
That you, Tina?
That you're not meant to befriend them.
That's a Bowtruckle.
That's a Section 3 A, Mr. Scamander.
That's a...
That's definitely the Murtlap.
That's how I lost my job.
That's it.
That's more powerful than any Obscurial I've ever heard of.
That's my Niffler.
That's the best I can do. I only got back in, uh, '24.
That's why I wanna make pastries. You know, it makes people happy.
That's your reward.
The bank must be protected, Mr. Kowalski.
The child is dying, Credence.
The crazy disturbances in the subway.
The girl whose picture you carry.
The girls take us in, they make us hot cocoa...
The International Confederation is threatening to send a delegation.
The job ain't that glamorous.
The little one. Where did she go?
The No Maj with the case?
The Obscurial was here.
The Obscurial was killed on my orders, Mr. Graves.
The people behind this, they are not like you and me.
The sooner you can put that pain in the past where it belongs.
The war hero?
The wireless, electric lights,
Their nests tend to get ransacked by hunters.
Then either her story is worthless, or she's lying about the cost.
Then look for it.
There are machines now
There can be no exceptions.
There hasn't been one for centuries.
There is no Obscurial in America.
There it is.
There used to be more of them, but they still exist.
There's a corner on 32nd Street that could...
There's a Mr. Graves who works at MACUSA.
There's been a minor...
There's loads like me.
There's no documented case of an Obscurial surviving past the age of 10.
There's no need to be afraid.
There's only one still missing.
There's something else. Something I haven't told you.
There's strange things going on all over the city.
Theseus Scamander?
They all had to be Obliviated.
They also shrink to fit the available space.
They developed what was called an Obscurus.
They just come.
They pick locks, am I right?
They think this is related to Grindelwald's attacks in Europe.
They went that way, officer.
They won't remember anything.
They, um, learn to defend themselves early.
They're not dangerous!
They're not killing it.
Think I would rather chop off my hand than get rid of you
Think of what we could achieve together.
Think we've talked about the sulking before, haven't we?
This is a beast.
This is all just some big nightmare, right?
This is Father's office, not yours.
This is for the best.
This is Jacob Kowalski, Madam President.
This is Mary Lou Barebone from the New Salem Preservation Society.
This is my fault.
This is witchcraft. Don't you see?
This man,
This meal, it's insanely good.
This, the locals call Swooping Evil.
This'll be over in a jiffy.
Time is running out.
Tina, listen to me.
Tina, you're always turning up where you're least wanted.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina.
Tina's the career girl.
Titus, Finn.
To bring Frank home.
To expose wizardkind.
To provoke war between the magical and non magical worlds.
To survive so long
To the wilds of Arizona.
Toilet's down the hall to the right.
Tonight's keynote speaker
Tracks, that sort of thing.
Tree!
Tree!
Trees, sort of waterholes, that sort of thing.
Try not to need investigating for a bit.
Uh, I thought you might like a hot drink.
Uh, moth, I think. Big moth.
Uh, no, of course I have. I love house elves.
Uh, nothing.
Uh...
Uh... Might be.
Ukrainian Ironbellies.
Um... Let's consider it a cover charge.
Unjinxing the john.
Until then,
Up early tomorrow morning to find my Niffler, so...
Us?
Useless?
Useless?
Very few.
Very much.
Wait a minute.
Wait. No, sorry. Stay there.
Wanna put something on, Queenie?
Was a wicked, unnatural woman.
Was that everything that came out of the case?
Watch your step.
We cannot Obliviate an entire city.
We closed that guy down a year ago.
We don't have time for this.
We don't keep them.
We have to fight together for the sake of our children.
We have to fight.
We hope you'll reconsider, Mr. Shaw.
We need to catch all your creatures
We need to find her.
We owe you a great debt, Mr. Scamander.
We owe you an apology, Mr. Scamander,
We thank you for your time.
We'll do our best, Mr. Grindelwald.
We'll go somewhere. We'll go anywhere.
We're going this way.
We're in the middle of a situation here.
We're not difficult to find.
We're not gonna poison you.
Welcome to New York.
Well, I'm sure people like you, too, huh?
Well, look...
Well, my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
Well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus.
Well, um...
Well, you know...
Well...
Well...
Well... Two down, one to go.
Well... You'll have to rearrange them.
What are the odds of that?
What are you doin' in New York anyway?
What are you doing?
What are you really doing here?
What are you telling me here?
What are you two talking about?
What are you, some kind of investigator?
What brings you here?
What did they say? Tell me.
What did you do today, Jacob?
What did you just say?
What do you propose to offer the bank as collateral?
What do you say to that, friend?
What do you suggest I do instead?
What drew you to our meeting today?
What else have you got in there?
What gave it away?
What is that thing?
What is this place?
What is this?
What is this?
What just happened?
What makes Albus Dumbledore
What on earth would you use it for?
What on earth would you use it for?
What the hell is that?
What the hell was that?
What this Obscurial, Obscurius thing is, please?
What was done here tonight was not right.
What was that?
What we desire is infinitely more valuable than money.
What with the whole of MACUSA on your back.
What, you rescue these creatures?
What, you're not gonna Obliviate me?
What?
What?
What?
What? Ain't you ever seen a house elf before?
What's "Bliviate" mean?
What's a Niffler?
What's it doing?
Whatcha doin', Credence?
Whatcha got there?
Whatever it is, one thing is clear. It must be stopped.
When his sweetheart left him cold
When the dragon snapped up his best girl
When the dragon snapped up his best girl
Where did she go?
Where have you been?
Where is Central Park?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she? Goldstein?
Where is this man?
Where might she go?
Where you going?
Where'd she pick you up?
Where'd you get this?
Where'd you get your ideas from, Mr. Kowalski?
Who does this law protect?
Who is she?
Who let Gellert Grindelwald slip through his fingers.
Who likes broad open plains,
Who?
Who'd been imprisoned.
Who's been killed?
Who's gonna marry him?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Why did you decide to be a baker?
Why don't you put that in the trash where you all belong?
Why should I help you
Why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.
Why would I do it deliberately?
Why would you be finished? I'm the one that's...
Will we die just a little?
Will you sit down?
Witch number four, flogging take a turn
Witch number one, drown in the river
Witch number one, drown in the river
Witch number three, gonna watch her burn
Witch number two, got a noose to give her
Witch number two, got a noose...
Witch!
Witches live among us.
Witches.
With this inside you, Credence,
Working on his election campaign.
Would you mind throwing some of those pellets
Wow!
Wow.
Wreaking destruction, and then disappearing without a trace!
Yeah, I admit that is a slightly more severe reaction than I've seen.
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah.
Yeah. I was part of the expeditionary forces there.
Yeah. I was...
Yes, Madam President.
Yes, Mr. Kowalski.
Yes, Mrs. Esposito.
Yes, that's right. Rescue, nurture and protect them.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. I do.
Yesterday a wizard entered New York with a case, this case,
Yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion.
You ain't qualified.
You are the key. I saw this.
You are therefore guilty of a treasonous betrayal
You are wasted in a canning factory.
You ask a lot of questions, Mr. Scamander.
You bake, honey?
You better have an excellent excuse
You brought this Obscurus into the City of New York
You can tell me to mind my business,
You can't Obliviate him.
You dropped something.
You fool nobody, Mr. Scamander.
You fools.
You fought in the war?
You get well now.
You go too far, Mr. Scamander.
You got a pretty big price on your head, Mr. Scamander.
You gotta try the paczkis, okay?
You happy to be home? Yeah.
You have magical ancestry but no power.
You heard him. Look after them.
You know how to read minds?
You know that can't hurt anyone. You know that.
You know the law.
You know what you gotta do.
You know which of your creatures was responsible, Mr. Scamander?
You know,
You may want to check out Macy's Department Store.
You must be particularly susceptible.
You need a giver.
You need to sit down, honey.
You need to stop this now.
You prefer pie or strudel?
You prefer strudel, huh, honey?
You tipped them off?
You two,
You wanna get in, huh?
You wanna take a look? I don't mind.
You want to join the wizarding world.
You were thrown out of Hogwarts for endangering human life.
You wiped his memory, right?
You're a Squib, Credence.
You're an interesting man, Mr. Scamander.
You're both coming with me.
You're currently working
You're different.
You're not having him.
You're right, Mr. Shaw.
You're sweet.
You're the guy with the case full of monsters, huh?
You're the one that said I was one of yous.
You're the one who gains this child's trust.
You're unteachable.
You're upset.
You've known for 24 hours
Young wizards and witches sometimes tried to suppress their magic
Your brother and I are busy here, Langdon.
Your grandfather kept pigeons?
Your mother
Your Occamy.
Your sister's in grave danger.
Ahh! Oh, sorry, no, don't pet him.
all dazzle and bewitch us. I'm so sorry.
Anything shiny, he's all over... You didn't mean to?
Bar the area. Yes, sir.
Credence. Credence.
Do you like canned food? No.
Excuse me? Gnarlak.
for the sake of our... Excuse me...
Got back? From Europe, sir.
He doesn't seem to... This is balled up!
He's a criminal? Uh huh.
He's hurt! He looks ill. He'll be fine.
Help me. I'm dreaming, right?
Here, take that. Ugh...
Hey, Queenie. They need you downstairs.
Hot dog? Again? Don't read my mind.
How did you... Let me Obliviate this guy,
How do you catch something... With immense difficulty.
I can keep him, if you want me to. Keep him?
I thought you was... Major Investigation Department.
I was watching you at dinner. Yeah.
I will inform President Picquery myself. Tina.
I'm sorry. Who are you?
In you hop. Hello?
Invisible? Yes.
It's been, um... Hasn't it?
Langdon. She doesn't want any money.
Ma... I am not your ma.
Newt Scamander. And you are? What's that thing in your case?
No. Oh, come on.
No. You could not have chosen
Oh. 'Cause people change.
Please, let go of me, Jacob. Hey. Hey.
School. Did...
Stay still. Ah...
That was an accident. With a beast.
The what? The No Maj.
Um... Oh...
Wait, no. Give that back. Arrest them.
Well, may the best man win, I guess. Excuse me.
What do you mean, my Occamy? Yes.
What's the matter with this? I said, step away.
Yeah. Please.
Yes, Madam President. But I... You're no longer an Auror.
Yes. I've changed.
Yes. Plains?
You didn't fight in the war? I worked mostly with dragons.
You? Hello.
You're a Legilimens? Mmm. Yeah.
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