Muppets Most Wanted Edit

A blinky light! She is blinking! Let's go.

A gulag?

A little pink frog and a little green piggy

A one, two, three, four!

A sequel Another feature attraction

A singer, a dancer and a murderer!

A standing ovation?

A walk alone in the fog in former East Berlin.

Actually, Kermit, I was asking Dominic what he thinks.

After

After all we've been through

After all we've been through

After all we've been through

After all we've been through After coming so far

Again

Again!

All aboard, Dominic.

All I have to do is push this button and it will crawl all by itself.

All I've stolen is audience hearts

All right, gather round, troops. Everybody?

All right!

All right. Yeah.

All those in favor of believing in ourselves,

All we need now is a half decent plot

All we need to do is look at the map with the blinky lights, and wait.

All.

Also, this is my travel badge.

Always knew this day would come

Am I wearing sign that says "Bother Me"?

An evil frog named Constantine

And a beautiful chicken.

And a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person!

And all those in favor of just giving up.

And bribing journalists to write great reviews!

And capitalize on this moment with a capital yeah?

And Citizen Kane only got four Jamón serranos.

And Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog!

And could it have anything to do with

And cut!

And everybody knows

And families belong together.

And he has never...

And he was working together with Dominic.

And here's your rope.

And I believe this belongs to you.

And I know where we need to play next.

And I think we should commend Kermit on his efforts.

And I want a standing ovation.

And I'm at the front of the line

And I'm glad to say the Spanish reviewers

And if any of you have a problem with that,

And live the quiet life

And maybe the end of us.

And me.

And more one liner cameos

And my personal nemesis.

And now,

And now, folks, the Great Escapo!

And now, I wanna tour manage you guys.

And now's your chance to save your hide

And number one criminal, Number Two?

And one average painting of an obscure English colonel.

And set things right!

And so you know, Number Two, I have hired us help.

And stay there!

And that's why, if you stick with me,

And the world's new number one criminal.

And then go into a comedy routine.

And then hurts my Kermie!

And then not steal anything?

And then we'll have all we need

And there's 250 statues in that room.

And there's no need remembering when

And they have to kiss each other a lot!

And this map, along with Blood's key and locket,

And you ended up in a cast for six months.

And you, the other Kermit...

And you've caught my nemesis, the Lemur.

And, as a matter of fact,

And, perhaps, I was a little too eager about our wedding...

Animal know.

Animal, stop it!

Another qualified success.

Another venue?

Any of you, then my door is always open!

Are you all Les Muppets?

Are you sure about this?

Are you there?

As far as authorities are concerned, you are Constantine.

As greatest thief of all time!

As long as you get less than me

As you might say, case sol ved!

At the world's most romantic location,

Babe, the love ain't gone It's here where it belongs

Baby, look into these eyes Let me apologize

Baby, stop right there

Bad frog! Bad frog!

Bad frog.

Bad frog.

Bad move, frog.

Because he gave us what we thought we wanted.

Because I am not Constantine.

Because I am the Lemur.

Because if Kermit has to go back to the gulag,

Because the pig will know everything.

Because you've got a special bond with these little guys.

Before he's gone

Berlin, Germany.

Between a very handsome, long nosed purple thing

Big fan. Huge.

Bravo! Bravo!

Bring justice,

Bunsen, why would you even invent one of those?

But he said he had a cold.

But how?

But I'm already green!

But I'm smarterer than you

But if we don't sell this theater out, it would mean the end of the tour.

But in the meantime

But in the meantime

But no, my friends, this is when

But no, my friends, this is when

But now put your hands together for Miss Piggy.

But that doesn't mean I have to like you.

But that's never going to happen again.

But this is so easy, it just doesn't feel right.

But this is the seventh sequel

But we are all wondering, what's the set list for tomorrow, chief?

But we like Boyz ll Men!

But we've barely gotten back together. We don't want to mess that up.

But what is inevitable about a moment? it ends.

But what will you do when you're married?

But what?

But you are right, Kermit, as ever.

But, hey, it's been a good run, right?

But...

By this Constantine guy?

Catch froggie! Catch froggie!

Champagne fridge delivery.

Check out after 10

Check this out.

Choo choo, yeah!

CIA.

Colonel Blood's locket.

Come here, frog!

Come in.

Come on up, Chef!

Come on, everybody, strike up the band!

Come on, Foo Foo.

Come on, Robin.

Come on, we have to get out of here! The wedding is off.

Come on, we have to go rescue Miss Piggy!

Come on. Let's go over the files again.

Come, come, mon ami!

Come, come. You must come with us to answer some questions.

Come, little friend.

Coming.

Congratulations, weirdos, you've saved the Crown Jewels!

Constantine and the Lemur have escaped.

Correct.

Corrine, come here!

Could the comedian bear and the Lemur be one and the same?

Dance, monkey, dance!

Darling, you set my world on fire.

Dearly beloved...

Did somebody say "explosion"?

Did you make that kitty cat outfit?

Did you see anything?

Disagree with you as well, Walter.

Do it all again!

Do it!

Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?

Do you have evidence to frame the bear?

Do you know what I think helps sometimes in situations like this?

Do you know where these prop pickaxes and shovels

Do you wish to become Mrs. Piggy?

Do you, Kermit the Frog,

Does anybody have any other ideas?

Doggone it, you're right! It looks like they've ordered a sequel.

Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.

Dominic, you're hired.

Dominic. Hey, Dominic.

Dominic. International tour manager.

Dominic's the bad guy! Dominic's the bad guy!

Dominic's the reason we've been selling out our shows!

Don't believe what you read in the online reviews

Don't take it personally. They still love you.

Down.

Drum solo!

Drum solo! Drum solo!

Drum solo! Drum solo!

During which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson.

Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Mudburg, Vomitdorf.

Eight font choices for the menu,

Enema boomed.!

Enough!

Ensuring that my name goes down in history

Escapo, you're up after the ballet.

Even if your friends don't need you, we certainly do.

Even the ones in space.

Even“

Everything is free

Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.

Exactly what are we doing today?

Exactly.

Excellence in service since 1932

Excellent.

Except for the fact that Les Muppets

Excuse me.

Excuse us.

Excuse us.

Excusez moi, Kerrme. Do you have a moment'?

Feel so wrong tonight?

Feel so wrong tonight?

Feel so wrong tonight?

Finally!

Fine.

First Kermit.

First rule of double cross.

Five out of five Jamón serranos.

Fix this. Or it's The Wall.

Flawlessly executed. Bravo.

Foo Foo, it's always been a fight.

For leading the largest mass break out in Gulag history.

For one night only,

For our honeymoon, of course!

For our what?

For your security

Forever and ever

Forever.

Four or five musical numbers.

Fozzie and Walter are part of our family.

Fozzie, are you okay?

Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?

Fozzie, we got to do something.

Fozzie, we have a solid week booked in Poopenburgen.

Fozzie, what does he have to do with what I just told you?

Fozzie!

Fozzie. Walter. Animal.

Fozzie...

From now on, let's do whatever he says.

From the Muppets except Animal

From the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Fulfill your fantasies

Gee, it's good to be together again, again

Gee, it's good to be together again, again

Gee, it's good to be together again, again

Gentlemen, I did not know

Gentlemen.

Germany!

Get out!

Give up the pig puns, creep!

Give up, Constantine. I've got you now!

Give up, frog.

Give you anything you need

Give you anything you want

Glue or no glue.

Go do whatever you want.

Go, go, go!

Go, go:

Gonzo with the Wind.

Gonzo, I've told you, that act is far too dangerous.

Gonzo? Gonzo, I don't want to do this.

Good evening and welcome to the Gulag Annual Revue Show!

Good frog.

Good grief.

Good night, folks!

Good night, frog. Nice work today.

Good night.

Good old Constantine. Always trying to pull a fast one.

Good work, Number Two.

Good.

Good. Well, I'm glad we made this decision.

Goodbye forever!

Gosh, I hope this works.

Got it. An epic love story

Grab yourself a stool

Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.

Great, they're taking the bait.

Great!

Gulag. The Big House.

Guys, come on!

Guys, guys, guys!

Guys, I'm not sure we can do this, you know?

Guys, this is a mistake! I'm telling you!

Guys...

Hand these tickets out to anyone who will take one.

Hang on, Piggy! I'm coming!

Has been answered with a firm, "They will."

Has escaped from a maximum security gulag

Has taken over the Muppets and replaced you!

Have a mini you and a mini me

Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?

He is too stupid to be stupid. He must be some sort of genius.

He looked like you and he talked like you.

He looks a little bit like you, Number Two.

He was the only man to ever nearly steal the Crown Jewels of England.

He's been giving away tickets

He's getting away! What are we gonna do?

He's got a cold. That's why his voice

Hello?

Here comes the rain. Oh, boy.

Here it is.

Here they come again!

Here we go!

Here you go.

Here, take prison crown.

Here's the dining room The menu is minimal

Here's who made the cut.

Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!

Hey, chief.

Hey, did you see that?

Hey, guys, listen. We still have to finish our world tour.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!

Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.

Hey, Kermit, you can't go out there. It's Piggy's Celine Dion number.

Hey, Larry, want a bite of my bocadillos?

Hey, wanna see something funny?

Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?

Hey, what's the camera still doing here?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey. guys? Fellas?

Hey. Look at that sky.

Hi ho! Kermit the Frog, here.

Hi lo! I am Kermit.

Hi lo.

Hi!

Hit it, boys.

Hold on, hold on! There must be some mistake!

Hone the show, get some new material, and then maybe go on a world tour.

How about The Muppets Again?

How are we gonna spin this?

How can I feel the high when I feel so low?

How can my dreams coming true

How can something so good leave me feeling so bad?

How can something so right

How can something so right feel so wrong inside?

How can there be two Kermits?

How come the happiest day of my life is so sad?

How could you not have noticed that he'd replaced me, Fozzie?

How did you know?

How much you mean to all of us.

Humble and honest.

I am Constantine,

I am doing my job.

I am keeping up appearances.

I am Kermit.

I am the real Kermit.

I am the world's most dangerous frog.

I believe I may have something that could help.

I believe in equality

I can give you anything you want

I can give you what you want.

I can see by the look in your eye

I can see it's just a matter of time

I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.

I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian

I can't believe that worked!

I can't believe you're here. It's so good to see you guys!

I could never lose you.

I didn't know there was still third class.

I didn't like you before I met you.

I didn't like you first.

I do not like to be interrupted while evilly plotting.

I do?

I don't believe it.

I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.

I don't think you know what you want.

I don't think your puns are helping the investigation.

I don't want this moment to end!

I feel terrible.

I guess we could always hone our acts on the road, and that would be okay.

I guess you are in charge of prison again.

I hate Europe.

I hate weddings.

I have 23 swatches for the seat covers for the reception,

I have a delivery here for Mr. Eagle.

I have an announcement!

I have Netflix account

I have never been to a more ridiculous crime scene.

I have only one thing to say to you fools!

I have seen every prison movie ever made.

I have tried a lot of ways to get out of here.

I have very important question for you.

I haven't even proposed yet.

I hope not. Those never work.

I hope you enjoyed my show.

I humbly beg your forgiveness.

I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone

I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone

I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone

I just wanted to say that I accept your apology

I just... I think we have to get settled first, you know?

I know this is hard, Gonzo.

I know what you're thinking of

I know what you're waiting for

I know what you're waiting for

I love you, Madrid!

I mean, great, great. Well done, Dominic.

I mean, that's terrible!

I need this review to go into Friday's paper.

I said, I want you out!

I saw a few tapping their toes.

I sure hope this works, Walter.

I think I just saw something. It's headed back towards the theater!

I think perhaps we should, perhaps, keep it prisoners only.

I think she likes me. Huh?

I think you mentioned that before.

I thought it was the end

I thought it was the end

I thought it was the end

I thought you guys had forgotten about me.

I thought you might help me.

I tried. They didn't believe me.

I want you to conquer the world. Do an international tour.

I was in the middle of evilly plotting.

I will never let you go.

I wish Kermit was here! He would know what to do.

I would very much like to demonstrate my magnetic bomb attractor vest.

I would. I mean, I could. It's...

I wouldn't be so sure. My friends will be here soon!

I.

I.

I'll keep the only key

I'll make your dreams come true

I'll make your dreams come true

I'll make your dreams come true

I'll need an usher. Usher? Is there an usher?

I'm an Amphibian American!

I'm done with Muppets.

I'm fine with that!

I'm going to miss you so much!

I'm going to miss you, my French friend.

I'm gonna need to get in some other way.

I'm in the middle of a song here!

I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?

I'm just happy for them. Really happy for them.

I'm just trying to involve you in some of the decision making, dear.

I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.

I'm not learning no other song. I'm a triple threat!

I'm not sure that was such a great show.

I'm number one

I'm number one

I'm number one You're number two

I'm number one You're number two

I'm number one!

I'm number two He's number one

I'm on my way, Number Two.

I'm so confused.

I'm so glad you did.

I'm sorry, is that a question?

I'm sorry, my dear, forgive me.

I'm sort of done doing that, but thanks for the offer.

I'm the one who talked Kermit into doing this tour in the first place.

I've booked us into cabaret bars and coffee houses

I've got it!

I've got it!

I've got to dance, monkey, dance

I've known Constantine for years.

I've waited so patiently

If they did how did they do it?

If they did it, then I knew it but we've nothing that can prove it

If they didn't how did they didn't?

If they didn't then it's easy 'cause they simply didn't do it

If we're to get away with this, you've got to keep up appearances.

If you are not Constantine, why do you have that mole?

If you want to save your bacon

In America, we use 3 D satellite LED displays.

In fact, you may have to actually pay people to come.

In Holy Matrimony before the presence of God.

In Malibu

In Siberia, Russia.

In sickness and in health, so help you God?

In sickness and in health, so help you God?

In the Big House

In the stars?

In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.

Insane? How dare you call your fiancée insane?

Interpol!

Is he serious?

Is the only way to get close to them.

Is this a good time to discuss our upcoming European wedding?

Is this my destiny?

Isn't that exciting. I can't believe it.

It is Big Papa's favorite song. Lot of emotions in that song for him.

It is illegal now in most of the EU for its massive size.

It is that, or they riot.

It looks like we're gonna be working together.

It means "good man."

It seems that Blood's key is hidden in a marble bust

It sounds worse than it was.

It was finally just so easy!

It was vertigo.

It will be bacon for breakfast.

It won't be long till I get my chance

It would appear you were right, Kermit.

It's 15 minutes to curtain.

It's a bomb!

It's a crime to steal the show

It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.

It's about getting the Muppets back together again

It's almost as if we're...

It's always good to start with an up tempo song and dance

It's beautiful.

It's called "The Indoor Running of the Bulls."

It's Constantine.

It's figure of speech.

It's got to be here somewhere.

It's more of the same Let's give it a name

It's no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot

It's not easy being mean.

It's not even a rule because it is so obvious.

It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.

It's not starting over

It's not starting over It's just going on

It's not starting over It's just going on

It's not there.

It's okay!

It's our word against his and, well, he's fooled them all.

It's pronounced "Bad gee." It's French.

It's show time.

It's terrible. You will hate it. You will hate it.

It's the Big House The perfect getaway

It's the Big House The perfect getaway

It's the first escape everyone tries.

It's the Muppet Show!

It's the Muppets again with The Muppets Again

It's the Muppets. It's not gonna be easy.

It's written in the stars It's destiny

Jump!

Just as I suspected.

Just direct the show. You'll never escape.

Just you and I

Keep smashing, Number Two.

Keep Waltzing, Mr. Waltz!

Kermie, I thought you'd never ask. I really thought you'd never ask!

Kermie, I've always dreamed of playing the Berlin National Theatre.

Kermie, if he can do his thing, why can't I sing my five songs?

Kermie!

Kermie!

Kermie.

Kermit and Miss Piggy to be married in London!

Kermit has agreed that Dominic is right all the time, man.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are to be married!

Kermit the Frog here.

Kermit the Frog is liking this news.

Kermit,

Kermit, could I do indoor running of the bulls?

Kermit, did you hear that? We're free!

Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?

Kermit, let's begin Describe the day you played Berlin

Kermit, listen.

Kermit, these are your clothes.

Kermit, we convinced ourselves that evil frog was you

Kermit, we've got to get you close to Miss Piggy!

Kermit, what if I do four or five Celine Dion songs?

Kermit, when do I do the indoor running of the bulls?

Kermit, you never let me do what I want!

Kermit!

Kermit!

Kermit!

Kermit! Help!

Kermit! Introduce the show.

Kermit! Kermit!

Kermit.

Kermit.

Kermit.

Kermit...

Kermit's got a big bomb collection.

Kissy kissy!

Know you?

Kremlin!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...

Ladies and gentlemen!

Lady and gentlemen,

Last time we all tried that was 20 years ago

Late extra! Late extra! Read all about it!

Leave me lonely and blue?

Let me clear the air

Let me know if there's anything you need

Let the others know I've gone, will you?

Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family style adventure

Let us take this convenient opportunity to review our plans.

Let's dance.

Let's get out of here!

Let's give it a go

Let's give it a shot

Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?

Let's go from the start

Let's go, guys!

Let's go!

Let's see here.

Let's throw him in the recycling compacter!

Let's try this.

Life ain't bad in the Big House

Like, I kind of knew he'd get cold flippers.

Like, what are you talking about?

Listen up.

Listen, Kermit.

Look at his little costume. That's adorable!

Look at that theater!

Look at that.

Look at their sweet faces.

Look, I didn't want to worry you guys

Look, it's Kermit.

Looks like he's planning some sort of comedy heist bit.

Looks like I'm gonna have to break out of here myself.

Looks like they put the reviews up early.

Looks like we are busted.

Madrid, here we come!

Madrid.

Make sure to fill out your I 9s, and we'll see you on the next one.

Make yourself at home

May I recommend

Maybe along a deserted canal.

Maybe even at the expense of other long standing, beloved Muppets.

Maybe since we're all here,

Maybe we could consider another venue.

Maybe your "Lemur" hunch is correct.

Maybe your Muppet hunch is...

Me. I did.

Miss Pig, I have wronged you.

Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside

Miss Piggy.

Money back, guaranteed

Monsieur, we know you did the crime

More like "Hole in the Ground Club."

More like, "Ein frankfurter"!

Movie's over, people. Go home. That is a wrap.

Mr. Kermit, sir?

Muppet Ladder!

Muppet Ladder? That's never, ever worked, Gonzo.

My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.

Nadya, thank you! Great!

Nadya?

Nadya? Wait. For what?

Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!

Nailed it.

Next time, wear a uniform.

Nicely done, Beaker!

No drum solo!

No one believes in family in the Gulag, frog.

No one tricks me into marrying them

No pressure, but I am a very busy man.

No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake.

No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.

No, froggy, no

No, I am Kermit the Frog! Hi lo, Kermit the Frog, here.

No, it was not a question.

No, just one Kermit. Me.

No, no, no! Kermit!

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Do not listen to him!

No, no! Wait a minute! I'm Kermit the Frog!

No, Piggy, there's no time for that.

No, something's wrong.

No, wait!

No, what are you doing?

No! He says I set his world on fire.

No! They've made the show even worse!

No.

No.

No. Frog. I'm related through marriage.

No. It's as bad as it sounds.

No. Kermit!

Nope. Come on. Let's go.

Not a thing. It is my lunch hour. It lasts six hours.

Not cardboard with Christmas lights stuck through it.

Not number three

Not so different

Not so fast.

Not so fast.

Not to mention, my badge is bigger.

Nothing in the world means more to me than you

Nothing, but check this out.

Noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?

Now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!

Now put the pedal to the metal. We have a wedding to crash!

Now step aside This ain't your show

Now that's a poorly made car.

Now we're here

Now we're here

Now, lights out!

Now, look! We are holding auditions tomorrow.

Now, please enjoy your stay

Now, watch me.

Now!

Number one!

Number Two, you look ridiculous.

Number Two.

Of all the ways to ruin a wedding, this has got to be the most creative.

Of all time, and pin it on those gullible Muppets,

Of course not. He was second in command, so no one cared.

Of course not. This is child's play for frog of my talent.

Of course, today, the Crown Jewels lie behind

Of course.

Of course.

Of course. I just love Broadway.

Of course. Now grab it.

Of course. That's where Blood's locket is.

Of his accomplice, Godfrey the Unknown,

Of this pig and this frog

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, brother!

Oh, come on.

Oh, great! Now we all have time to rehearse.

Oh, Kermie.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Disaster! That can only mean one thing.

Oh, well. This way looks good, too.

Oh, wow!

Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm in a gulag.

Oh, yes.

Oh. yeah?

Okay, all right.

Okay, Dominic, I thought we could start our world tour in London.

Okay, everybody.

Okay, fellas, listen up.

Okay, guys

Okay, guys, guys. Get them up and move them out.

Okay, guys, this is it. The Gulag Finale!

Okay, he didn't talk that much like you, come to think of it.

Okay, here we are, guys.

Okay, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment.

Okay, Kermit, we're coming to get you.

Okay, let's put this to the vote.

Okay, Nadya, this is it. Your solo.

Okay, nice work, everyone.

Okay!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Yes.

Okay. Indoor running the bulls.

Okay. Overtime.

Okay. Sorry about that, folks,

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. What about this comedian bear?

Old friend.

Oldest trick in the book.

On holiday!

Once she's served her purpose, kaboom.

Once you've stolen the Crown Jewels and framed the Muppets,

One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil. Just some of the acts I can list.

One more!

One of the stolen paintings was on loan

One place ahead of the mysterious Lemur.

Only one frog who can restore order,

Only the second most wanted criminal in the world.

Open up!

Or how about the world capital of comedy?

Or I put you on The Wall.

Or I will deploy.

Or rather, Mrs. The Frog?

Or whatever it was, behind us.

Or, if I might be so bold,

Or...

Pack up, everyone. I've booked our next gig. In Dublin.

Pack up, go to the wedding,

People are only ever out for themselves.

People are only ever out for themselves.

Perfect!

Perfect! Time for my annual eight week paid vacation.

Perfect.

Performing right next to the crime scene in Madrid!

Phase one of our plan is complete.

Pig or frog?

Pig, I have question.

Piggy and the gang are in danger!

Piggy, listen! That's not me! I'm me!

Piggy, what are you talking about?

Piggy?

Piggy?

Piggy. Wait! I'm sorry!

Piggy. Why do you need so much luggage?

Piggy's gonna marry the world's most dangerous frog tomorrow?

Places, please Light the lights

Play tomorrow night at the Dublin Theatre.

Please welcome our first act,

Poopenburgen'?

President Clinton?

Pull up a seat, frog

Pull yourself together, man. Stop crying.

Put it over there on the bear skin rug.

Put it there.

Put the frog down.

Putin!

Quiet!

Raise your hands.

Really? I hate dancing.

Rehearsals tomorrow, 4:00 AM.

Rehearse? Let's celebrate.

Right here.

Right, Kermit?

Right, Kermit.

Right, now to cover our tracks.

Right! Let's go!

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. Go and get the suspend y ropey thing.

Right. Thanks for not shooting me!

Ring the tower bell five times and we will rendezvous on the roof.

Roll camera, "Action!"

Run for your life

Said, "Thank you."

Sam! Wait for me!

See you in Berlin.

See? Just calm down. Just relax.

Sergei! King! That's you.

Shawn, come back from vacation!

Shawn.

She looks beautiful.

She's on the roof!

Should we go to the police?

Show a global audience what you can do.

Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!

Shut up, pig!

Shut up.

Siberia, Russia!

Silence, Constantine. The game is up.

Since we're playing such a big theater, let's stick with what we know.

Since you are back,

Sir, where would you like the flowers?

So how can something so right

So how can something so right

So please enjoy your stay

So we know who didn't do it

So, now that Kermit agrees with me on everything...

So, this is CIA jurisdiction.

So, we'll start at the bottom and work our way up.

So, what have we got?

So?

So... What do we do now?

Some of you guys grab Piggy, and some of you guys grab me.

Someone's coming! Hide! Hide!

Someone's coming. Abort!

Something, something.

Sorry about that, Ivan!

Sorry. 2:00 PM. My day is over.

Sounds a little bit different at the moment.

Squash that frog!

Stay here. I'm going to check on the vault.

Stop digging escape tunnel, frog.

Stop it!

Stupid frog!

Stupid train!

Sure, Zongo. Who cares?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. No problem... Hey, nothing personal.

Take Kermit the Frog to be your lawfully wedded husband,

Take this.

Tell us how the art was taken

Than anything else

Thank you, Dominic. That's very comforting.

Thank you, Kermit, no more questions

Thank you, Kermit.

Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?

Thank you, Muppets No more questions

Thank you, thank you, everybody. And now,

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Muppets.

Thanks, Fozzie. Okay, listen, guys.

Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.

Thanks, Nadya.

That Beaker is conveniently wearing.

That did this job

That is not helpful.

That is right, Muppets!

That jam was, like, totally epic.

That may be problem. Let me think, Number Two.

That night at 10:03

That the sequel's never quite as good

That you didn't need me anymore.

That's a nice venue.

That's good, guys! Come on! And hit it hard!

That's insane! Do you hear what you're saying?

That's insane! Do you hear what you're saying?

That's it, guys, that's it!

That's it, kid There you go

That's my Kermit!

That's only 800 years old.

That's our frog!

That's perfect!

That's ridiculous! I am Kermit the Frog!

That's right, folks, it's the Muppet wedding

That's right, folks. They're finally tying the knot.

That's right.

That's Rihanna. I really should take this.

That's the second escape people try.

That's them! That's my friends!

That's why we got to get out there now

That's wonderful!

The actual, real you.

The audience saw me sing all night

The bad guy is Dominic Badguy!

The Big House!

The biggest "Will they, won't they?" of all times

The bones apparently belonged to one Colonel Thomas Blood.

The bulls are out of control! Who could have foreseen this?

The comedian bear is planning on stealing...

The comedian bear is the Lemur. That is brilliant.

The comedian bear, he was here.

The Crown Jewels are in danger!

The Crown Jewels.

The helicopter is waiting, my love!

The Hole in the Wall Club!

The last one. it better be in here.

The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard!

The Lemur, he is playing with us.

The Lemur! I have you finally!

The Lemur. He, too, was here.

The Lemur. I knew it.

The little guy and their dog, they are onto us.

The lovers, the dreamers and cheese

The only thing we can do.

The question is, why?

The show must continue,

The studio considers us a viable franchise

The thing is, Nadya,

The Tower of London.

The Tower of London.

The way this particular conversation is going right now... Well...

The wedding, it's starting.

The world has been waiting for.

The world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal!

The world's smallest team of jewel thieves.

Then I know where Muppet tour must stop next. Dublin.

Then simply apply heat

There he is, right there!

There it is again!

There must be something bigger going on.

There you are.

There you go. How do you like that?

There's no way they did the crime

There's nowhere else I'd rather be

There's only one guy in this world who can save us.

There's only one way we can reach him up there!

There's the name of a city here.

They got away

They have forgotten about you.

They just prefer me now.

They loved us.

They wouldn't.

They'll learn to say hello and say goodbye

They're incapable of being culpable!

They're planning something terrible, but we don't know what.

They've managed the impossible. What an achievement!

Third class? How about no class?

Third way!

This cast is really heavy.

This coin is his calling card.

This doesn't make any sense.

This has all the markings of the work of the Lemur.

This is better.

This is gonna be fantastic. We should be celebrating!

This is gonna work, Kermit. I'll see you on the outside.

This is how it is done here in Europe.

This is my automated end crawl operating machine.

This is my car, Le Maximum.

This is my dream come true

This is not offer. This is prison.

This is our opening night.

This is what we've all been waiting to hear.

This is where I double cross you.

This is where my patented magnetic bomb attractor vest can aid us,

This looks great.

This move has leapfrogged Constantine

Those reviews really came out fast.

Throw him in the compacter!

Tip.

To be married in two days' time

To be precise, this other venue.

To Dublin!

To get married in the first place, huh?

To London!

To make Toy Story 4!

To our original motion picture

To reveal Colonel Blood's map.

To steal the unstealable, the Crown Jewels of England.

To stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!

To the number one most wanted criminal in the world,

To the train station!

Together a ...

Together again

Together again

Together again, again

Together again, again

Together again, again

Together again!

Tonight,

Tunnel.

Turn them back on! I can't see anything.

Two Kermits!

Two Kermits?

Two, three, four

Unfortunately for me, his identity is a mystery.

Until the credits roll

Until the credits roll

Until the credits roll

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a second, guys, listen. I'd love to do that, too.

Wait a second.

Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait! Miss Piggy's ring is the bomb!

Wait! Where did the frog say he was getting married?

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. Those weirdos, the Muppets,

Walter and Fonzie have quit the Muppets.

Walter and Fonzie were my best friends.

Was that supposed to happen?

Was you, Kermit.

Watch out, everyone!

Watch the hair, bear.

Watch the heels!

We are now positioned to carry out greatest...

We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut

We break in, steal the bust, destroy it and grab key.

We can do it all again!

We can't just do whatever we want.

We can't let them go without a fight.

We did it, guys!

We did it! Great work, guys!

We don't have any evidence!

We don't have the money to rent the Berlin National Theatre!

We don't have time for all this stuff.

We get to do it all again!

We get to do it all again!

We get to do it all again!

We got another go to show them

We got the theater and all our fans are back.

We got to go back! Warn the others!

We have annual lighthearted Gulag Revue coming up.

We have to do something, guys.

We have to escape, guys. Tonight!

We have to readjust it again. Sergei, you get on that.

We just did a whole movie where he joined the Muppets.

We must find these Muppets before they flee the country.

We must follow Les Muppets to Dublin!

We need to move to final phase three. "Wedding."

We rehearsed, and then we walked about

We should look around.

We steal the painting

We will do whatever frog say.

We would share our managerial roles

We'd never forget about you.

We'll grow gray and old

We'll make our money back when we sell it out.

We'll open with a cabaret number...

We'll settle down and start a family

We're a family.

We're back by popular demand

We're coming! Hang on, Miss Piggy!

We're criminals at large But I'm at larger than you

We're doing a sequel

We're doing a sequel

We're doing a sequel

We're doing a sequel

We're doing a sequel

We're doing a sequel

We're doing a sequel The studio wants more

We're doing a sequel There's no need to disguise

We're going underground. Working in the coal mine!

We're not moving.

We're only saying our final farewell.

We're sorry that we didn't notice you were missing.

We're sorry we didn't tell you often enough

We're sorry we ever took you for granted.

We're sorry, Kermit.

We're up to a three hour show, Kermit.

We're very proud of our eclectic clientele

We've all been thinking, and...

We've got another go to show them

Welcome aboard, Kermit.

Welcome into the Big House

Well, after you and Miss Piggy get married,

Well, as the old saying goes...

Well, at least they didn't get the pot of gold.

Well, don't just stand there gawping, Number Two.

Well, I guess a quiet stroll is not a bad idea.

Well, I mean, I...

Well, I mean, maybe I could.

Well, I mean...

Well, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.

Well, now you guys have all the freedom you want.

Well, that explains a lot.

Well, there's only one sure way to settle this.

Well, this is the best Muppet wedding ever!

Well, we're together again.

Well, well, well.

Well, what about what I want? What about that?

Well, you don't need to wait no more

Well, you don't need to wait no more

Well...

Well...

Were performing next to the crime scene in Berlin.

Were you inside the portrait gallery?

What a woman!

What about being involved in the decision

What about the band's marathon jam session?

What about the band's marathon jam session?

What am I supposed to do with them until the mobile holding unit arrives?

What are we gonna do without Kermit?

What did you do with Kermit?

What did you expect from world's most dangerous frog

What do you know about the stolen art?

What do you say?

What do you think I'm doing? I'm smashing.

What do you think?

What do you want?

What does this do?

What happened to them?

What if Kermit has been replaced

What is going on at my wedding?

What is happening here?

What is the CIA doing here? This is my jurisdiction.

What is this? A toy?

What is this? Let go, dog!

What just happened?

What kind of an usher are you?

What the cook does to the food is criminal

What the...

What the...

What time did you say that rehearsal was?

What we really needed...

What, what, What? What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Constantine replaced me?

What? No, no.

What? This is gonna be great.

What? What's going on?

What? You mean you actually like this show now?

What's a lemur?

What's gonna happen to the tour?

What's he up to?

What's Kermit doing on the cover of this newspaper?

What's that?

What's wrong? You only ever knit when you're stressed.

When do I do the indoor running of the bulls?

When what we really wanted...

Whenever you're ready.

Where are the guards?

Where are you guys?

Where does he keep all those suitcases?

Where is it?

Where is she?

Where is that key?

Where is the love that's written

Where you going?

Where's Kermit?

Which is kept in the Statue Room at the Prado Museum.

Which just happens to be next door to the Irish National Bank!

Which room am I supposed to be in?

Which, by the way, we are not serving flies.

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who will spend the rest of their miserable lives behind bars.

Who?

Whoa, man!

Why are you wearing that?

Why break in, smash some priceless busts

Why did I invent the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?

Why didn't we ever think of doing that?

Why do I feel I don't

Why do I feel I don't know you?

Why do I feel I don't know you?

Why Kermit's been acting so weird lately?

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

With Hollywood stars

With our very special guest star, Christoph Waltz!

With our very special guest star, Lynn Redgrave.

With our very special guest, Salma Hayek.

With search keywords "prison escape."

Won't the show be terrible? Guys?

Wonderful!

Wonderful!

World tour! World tour!

World tour! World tour! Come on, froggy!

Wouldn't it, Kermit?

Wouldn't we?

Wow, Kermit, you were like James Bond back there.

Wow, that walk must have really helped.

Wow, that's a good list!

Wow, those are big badges!

Wow, what an audience! Great show, Kermit!

Wow, would you look at that?

Wow! Thank you, Kermit!

Write it in lemon juice,

Yeah, good times.

Yeah, I know. You're number one, I'm number two.

Yeah, I think so. How do I look?

Yeah, it's not that simple. You see, no one knows

Yeah, l do. I just told you, I...

Yeah, that sounds great but I'm just not sure...

Yeah, those were paid dancers.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah? What are you doing?

Yeah.

Yeah. My woman.

Yes, Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog.

Yes, Fozzie. Kermit.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I'm fine, pig.

Yes, they did and we can pin it

Yes, we know

Yes, yes! I'll pack my swimsuit right away!

Yes!

Yes! And we've got to go right now!

Yes! Hello and welcome to El Muppet Show.

Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes!

Yes! You deserve it, comrades!

Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,

Yes. I'm the Usher.

Yes. Remember, I can give you what you want.

Yes. Yes, I do.

You are coming with me. Now, move!

You are forgetting one thing, small man with glasses.

You are free to go.

You are going to help me.

You are not my fiancée! We are not engaged!

You are right. Dominic is terrific!

You are talking about Kermit, right?

You are what I've always wanted.

You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue, and you didn't even say goodbye.

You don't announce the double cross before you double cross.

You don't know who you're dealing with.

You go your way, and I go mine.

You guys are gonna love this place.

You have to wait until I'm, like, out of the hallway.

You have wocka ed your last wocka, bear.

You know life's gone to the dogs

You know what that means.

You know, I missed all of you so much.

You look fine. You look fine.

You may be the world's most dangerous frog,

You may think that you're smarter

You mean, all this time, I've been locked in a Russian gulag,

You must have been looking at the wrong...

You should have negotiated a smaller font size.

You sure look pretty, Miss Piggy.

You want a mortgage loan I'll give it to you

You want a puppy dog I'll give it to you

You want a satin pillow I'll give it to you

You want a thingy thing I'll give it to you

You want a unicorn I'll give it to you

You want an armadillo I'll give it to you

You want an ice cream cone I'll give it to you

You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

You were saying?

You Will find in Siberia

You will get 30 years. Maybe 50.

You will not survive

You won't regret this.

You'll have to take me, too.

You'll have to take me, too.

You'll never be alone

You'll never get away

You'll never get away

You're adorable!

You're all terrible.

You're going to be here a while.

You're hot. You're having a moment.

You're lucky to be number two

You're my best friend, Kermit. Wherever you go, I go.

You're my lady

You're not getting off that easy, bucko.

You're number two

You're number two

You're number two

You're probably right. It's just me.

You're right.

You're ruining my getaway!

You're the new guy?

You're thinking, "Where's the love?"

You're up, little dudes.

You've got to dance, monkey, dance!

You've won this round, Pierre.

15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?

37 hours. Not bad.

"Burglary." Yes.

And my really cool skintight outfit. Yep.

Bad frog! Animal!

Badge! What?

Bravo! Bravo! Amazing!

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

But“ No "buts," Kermit.

Fozzie, come with me. Yes, sir.

Get out of the way. Stay on the road!

Good luck, guys. You, too, Kermit.

Good night, Big Papa. 'Night, Nadya.

Good night, Carl. Good night, Nadya.

Good night, Danny Trejo. Good night, Nadya.

Good night, Skullcrusher. Good night.

Gotcha! What?

Hey, pull the rope! Oh, right.

Hey, the show's starting. Yeah!

How dare you? He's not Constantine!

I am Kermit. Definitely.

I'll keep that in mind. Say, has anyone seen Animal?

I'm not adorable. He is adorable.

I'm number one He's number one

I'm one "I'm one"

I'm singing Cockatoo

I'm... He's...

in a timely fashion. Wait.

Kangaroo Kangaroo

My name is "Jean." Okay, Shawn.

Not a laser web. Pretty.

Oh, good boy! Great job!

Okay, number five, baby. Blow. Come on.

Okay? I'm okay!

Piggy, I will explain later. I cannot believe...

Piggy! Help!

Sam. Shut up.

So, where is the locket? There's more.

Take them away! Take them away!

Thank you. Au revoir, Muppets.

That was close. Too close.

There you go. You know the routine. Come on, Diddy Daddy!

They couldn't, they're too stupid Not criminal masterminds

They didn't No, they didn't

We got it. We got it, yup.

We got to get out of here! Yeah!

What the... Piggy, it's me, Kermit.

What the... We gotta do something!

What was that? Rats.

What? He's back.

What? What?

Where have you been? On stage.

Would you look at that? No.

Would you please stop talking? Okay.

Wow. That was so amazing! Walter, you did a wonderful job.

Yeah? Yeah, right.

Yes, they love museums! No!

Yes. Yes, of course.

You can do that on our honeymoon. What?

You're number two I'm number two

'BYE bye. See you!

'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling

'I got it!

"An interview with the brains behind

"Animal know"?

"Die

"Dominic Badguy.

"Dominic Badguy"?

"Family"?

"Finest wooden teeth."

"Hi lo?" It's "Hi ho!"

"Hole in the Wall Club"?

"Ich bin ein Berliner."

"Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!

"Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.

"the Muppets' triumphant comeback world tour."