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Rain Man (1988)

Rain Man (1988)

Rain Man is a critically acclaimed film released in 1988, directed by Barry Levinson. The movie centers around a young man named Charlie Babbitt, played by Tom Cruise, who discovers that his estranged wealthy father left his entire estate to an older brother he never knew he had: Raymond, portrayed by Dustin Hoffman. Raymond is an autistic savant, possessing exceptional memory and calculation abilities. As Charlie embarks on a journey with Raymond, he begins to appreciate his brother's unique qualities and the bond they form becomes a profound exploration of brotherhood, acceptance, and human connection.

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A 1949 Buick Roadmaster Straight Eight. Fireball Eight.
A conservatorship of Raymond?
A little black...
A little more, Ray. All the way up.
A little more. Keep moving. Just a little more.
A pair of cars for today's busy couple,
About $100.
About 70.
About the swing loan. He doesn't get the money by 5:30, he'll seize the cars.
Absolutely.
All aboard!
All airlines have crashed at one time or another.
All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?
All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?
All right, all right, just hold on a minute!
All right, I'll call him tomorrow.
All right!
All right.
All right. Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.
All these I forgive,
All you have to do is close your mouth and go home.
Also, outright title to my prize winning hybrid rose bushes
American flight 625 crashed April 27th, 1976.
Amtrak train number 36, the Desert Wind eastbound,
An accident?
And as...
And didn't say goodbye, he'd never notice.
And even share some of the information with other casinos.
And go down there and wait for you again at the gate?
And he is looking up right now, and he is laughing his ass off.
And he took one look at 'em and counted them in seconds.
And he won't answer the phone.
And he'll probably gonna want to take you back with him.
And I cannot make any money deals with you.
And I care about his life and the treatment he receives.
And I owe... What'd I say I owe to get the Rolex back?
And I'm definitely not supposed to be off the grounds for more than two hours.
And I'm the date, so you want to, uh...
And if you understood that, if you understood that it's funny,
And it doesn't matter whether or not you win custody.
And no strings attached. You just walk away, Charlie.
And not say anything?
And now, with sure and certain hope of resurrection life,
And the Bluegrass Boys. T5.
And the possibility of perfection.
And the throw into third base, finally,
And the TV, Ray. Ray, the TV? On the floor.
And they have to be met, even if that means a fight.
And they're gonna correct the situation by keeping my four cars off the road?
And this morning, we had pancakes.
And those are the best odds you're gonna see for a while. I'd take 'em.
And very soft.
And Wallbrook is one of the finest institutions we have.
And what he wants, if that's possible to determine.
And you don't know if you read the book?
And you lived with us?
And you think I should feel that loyalty?
Any break from the routines, and it's terrifying.
Are you autistic?
Are you taking any prescription medication?
As it happens, the cars are passing emissions...
As we present our big bonanza of cash
As you know, the psychological interview is tomorrow.
At the shrink hearing, we'll have to prove
At third base on Maldonado's single.
Babbitt Collectibles.
Beautiful! You are a good dancer! Wanna give me a hug?
Because I... I deserved it.
Because it would've been nice to know him
Because my business is going down the fucking toilet.
Because you won't go out when it rains.
Beernut, Rocky Road, buckwheat, Bellybuster.
Being raised without a mother, your heart's hardness is understandable."
Bet two?
Blue Moon in Kentucky, Bill Monroe.
Boxer shorts. Boxer shorts at Kmart.
Bring some beer for two, and an orange soda.
Bruner told you that you should do this? It doesn't make sense to me.
Bruner, who is this guy?
But could you possibly say ten or 12 words before we get to the hotel?
But he's not capable of having a relationship with you.
But I do know his brain doesn't work like other people.
But I don't think people are his first priority.
But I'm more or less familiar with the history of the United States,
But in the course of the week, you came to have an understanding with him?
But it's not about the money anymore. It's...
But there's no point. I want to. That's the point.
But they sure look alike to me.
But your failure to write, to telephone, to re enter my life in any way,
By a man who had difficulty showing love.
C H A R L I E.
C H A R L I E.
Can I help you?
Can you include me in some of your thoughts?
Can you make a distinction between your brother and Wallbrook?
Canberra's the capital, 16.2 million population, very lovely beaches.
Certainly. Then who's playing first?
Charlie Babbitt. I'll hold.
Charlie, after a year we've been together,
Charlie, he's your brother. He's afraid.
Charlie, this is Lenny. I've been trying to contact you for a while.
Ciao.
Cincinnati's a long way off. We're getting further away from Kmart.
Come here. Here, sweetheart.
Come on, come on. I need this!
Come on, Ray.
Come on! We are hot. The Babbitt brothers, kicking ass in Vegas!
Come on.
Come on. You want to get in there and see the show? Huh?
Congratulations. Counting into a six deck shoe is quite a feat.
Continental.
Cos you gotta touch someone when you dance. I'm not gonna hurt you.
D1.
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway.
Daddy's not here right now, darling.
Danced in the elevator with Susanna. Kissed Susanna.
Danced with your brother?
Dancing in the elevator.
Dedication to family and charity to all.
Definitely like it when the top's... Ow. Ooh...
Definitely watch TV, but you have to be in bed at 11.
Delta crashed August 2nd, 1985. Lockheed L 1011.
Did we sing any other songs... like the Beatles?
Did you fart, Ray?
Died January 5th, 1965, after a short illness.
Do you know how much 312... times... 123 is?
Do you understand that? My loan is past due!
Do you want to stay with your brother Charlie?
Does he know how much money he's been left?
Don't ask me tonight. I don't know what to say.
Don't go anywhere. Until I get back, the sign says "Don't Walk."
Don't start with that, Ray.
Don't start. We're not on the interstate.
Don't stop moving.
Don't take it personal. He never touched me.
Don't tell me that, 'cause I'm not listening.
Don't worry, Ray. We'll bring you right back.
Don't worry. There's not going to be any more questions. No more questions.
Don't you think this is funny? Yes, this is funny.
Don't...
Dr. Bruner wants us to spend time together. We're gonna have some fun.
During that period of time...
E5.
Eats, uses the bathroom, walks, talks, everything.
Eight? There's eight.
Eighty thousand... I don't have it.
Eighty two what, Ray?
Eighty two, 82, 82.
English here. You're talking over my head.
Even though Brenly doesn't exactly pick 'em up and lay 'em down.
Every dollar of it.
Excuse me, is this Wallbrook? Excuse me.
Excuse me, please. I want to watch the TV. Please.
Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes.
Fernando Valenzuela's not scheduled to pitch till Wednesday.
Filled with glamorous merchandise,
Final call for flight 1559,
First of all, because of this tone of voice, this commanding...
Flight 1713. 28 casualties.
For approximately 20 miles...
For David Eisenhower. And you've got another five. Ten dollar lead for Lisa.
For more than just the past six days.
For whose grandson was the presidential retreat Camp David named?
Forgetting the $3,000 we tossed away at that wheel of fortune.
Forgive me, but there's nothing more I can say.
Four cars, three times each.
Four fish sticks. There's supposed to be eight. There's only four.
Framed? Who's been framed?
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.
Get him some dinner, he'll be OK. What'd you say, you wanted hamburger?
Get in the car!
Get in the car. 'Course, I have to be in bed by 11.
Getting to know each other. Just talking.
Give me five, Ray! That's a great idea! Give me five! Yeah.
Go ahead, sir.
Go back to Wallbrook. Stay with Charlie Babbitt.
Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm from the AC Nielsen Company.
Good luck trying to find a shrink in this town.
Good old Dad.
Good to have you here. Good luck to all three of you.
Has left me without a son.
Has to be in a can with a straw...
Have to be at the bar at 10:00. Have to go to a date with Iris.
Have to learn to dance for the date.
Have you got a first baseman on first? Yeah. Then who's playing first? Yeah.
He called in to report a stolen car, not his son took the car without permission.
He can't express himself, or understand his own emotions in a traditional way.
He did a great job on that suit. You don't realize how good you look.
He doesn't look like a man who doesn't love his son.
He doesn't understand the concept of money?
He doesn't understand this. Come on. Go in there!
He got $3 million, but not the rose bushes!
He has a problem communicating and learning.
He likes you. That's just his way of showing it.
He loses all chance of a play on Brenly,
He probably thought he was never going to have a son, so he had to love you.
He remembers things, little things, sometimes.
He said not to touch the books.
He said, "Young man, go West. Go West."
He says he drives this car.
He says no. I take it anyway. I steal the keys, I sneak it out.
He'll go back to Wallbrook, or a better place. I'll put him in a better place.
He's always been a voluntary patient, but that's beside the point.
He's been trying to reach you.
He's director of security. Would you come with me, please?
He's getting anxious. It's OK, Ray!
He's gonna pitch on Wednesday? I'm not doing anything on Wednesday.
He's got a pretty good memory. He counts toothpicks.
He's in Las Vegas in a suit, in a big room.
He's just inherited $3 million, he doesn't understand the concept?
He's not hurting me, we're not hurting you.
He's not, but something's not right. No one can count into a six deck shoe.
He's right.
Hello, this is Dr. Bruner. I'd like you to call me.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. I'm Doug Llewellyn, and welcome to The People's Court.
Here are your cards.
Here we go, Ray. This is your bedroom up here.
Here you go. Right where you like it, at the end of the bed.
Here, Ray. Take this. Food is coming shortly.
Here's a book. Big telephone book. Lot of words.
Here's the presidential suite.
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Hey, Ray, you want to go take a walk? Hmm? Ray?
Hey, you! Dipshit! Move it!
Hey.
Hi, it's me. You didn't hang up. Does that mean we're engaged?
Hmm? Consider it foreplay.
Hold it. Hold it here. Uh...
Hold on here for a second.
Hot water! Hot water burn baby!
How could you not like that suit? You look fantastic. How can you not like it?
How do you know this car?
How is that going to be too late? We haven't ordered the pancakes yet.
How many times you wash out with EPA?
How many toothpicks came out of that box?
How much money would you have left?
Huh? What?
I can't get to these cars. I can't get the money.
I could tell you anything, you'd never know the difference.
I definitely got the rose bushes.
I deserve that!
I did not take him. I did not take him. I took my half!
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel a little silly.
I don't know any easier way to say this, Mr. Babbitt...
I don't know what that means.
I don't know why I put up with all this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know...
I don't see in your face one reaction.
I don't think it's necessary to challenge Dr. Bruner.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
I don't wanna be shortless.
I don't want pepperoni.
I feel you're excluding me from what's going on. It's not that I wanna talk.
I find out a few days ago I have a brother, I'm supposed to give him up?
I get mine in Kmart, Cincinnati.
I go to my old man. "Can I take the car out?"
I got $200,000 about to go in the shithouse
I got a problem. I'll have to call you back.
I got a used car. Whatshisname... What'd you call him?
I got all my money in these cars, and if I don't get my money out, I am finished.
I got the sharks snapping at my heels here.
I got what I expected.
I gotta be in LA in three hours, it's gonna take me three days.
I gotta go. He's starting to rock and moan.
I gotta make a phone call.
I gotta make a phone call.
I guess I'd better give this to you. You're gonna have to carry this now.
I had 'em put it up there. Right by the window, the way you like it.
I had a father I hardly knew, a mother I never knew,
I had to hold them off with a whip and a chair.
I have to be in bed at 11. Lights out at 11.
I have to have 12 cheese balls. Have to get my tartar control toothpaste.
I hereby bequeath to my son, Charles Sanford Babbitt,
I just don't understand. Why didn't he tell me I had a brother?
I just feel, I'm going away for a few days with someone. Call me crazy.
I just felt like giving you a hug.
I just thought maybe you'd like to go see Fernando Valenzuela pitch.
I just want to hear it's not over. I mean, uh... I'm scared it's over.
I just want you to know that what I said
I just wanted to give you a hug, Ray. I...
I knew this car my whole life. Only drove it once.
I know what's good for him.
I know.
I live in Los Angeles. I thought maybe you'd like to see a Dodgers game.
I made a commitment to your father, and I'm not willing to gamble with that.
I made a connection.
I may not have the days exactly right, or the years,
I must tell you that Dr. Bruner is a very respected professional.
I need that money! You know I do.
I never called him back. I was a prick.
I really don't know if I'm gonna have a chance to talk to you again.
I really think it might be in your best interests to meet me.
I see. I have the tickets, and I'll be on this car right here to the right.
I should be in LA.
I spend $200 on a TV and you're watching a dryer.
I think if I were in your shoes I'd probably feel the same.
I think this autism is a bunch of shit!
I think you feel cheated out of your birthright
I think you're exaggerating. You were his child, his son, his blood.
I told you before, we had a falling out a long time ago.
I told you to put them on. Where are they?
I took on this burden out of loyalty to your father.
I want out. Out!
I want to try something here.
I want you to look normal. As normal as possible.
I was almost three years old, and you knew I was his brother.
I was hoping you'd help me understand the right in what my father's done.
I was hoping you'd help me understand the right in what my father's done.
I was looking for you. How did it go?
I went to the video store. I got a little surprise for you.
I wish you all I ever wanted for you. I wish you the best.
I won't do it. I won't do it!
I won't have to pay you a dime. It's at my discretion, not the court's.
I won't touch anything else.
I wouldn't do that, sir, until you talk to Mr. Babbitt.
I yelled at my dog. The dog lay down...
I'd have to check.
I'll be in LAX in three hours.
I'll be right back. No, just stay.
I'll do it if you tell me why. Why do I do... Ohh!
I'll explain that to my swing loan. I'm into him for 200,000.
I'll see you soon.
I'll teach you how to dance sometime.
I'm apologizing. I got a little carried away.
I'm asking you who's on first. That's the man's name. Whose name? Yes.
I'm at the Bonaventure. How about tonight at 8:30?
I'm closer to him than anybody. I've known him for nine years.
I'm definitely not gonna... not gonna have my pancakes without...
I'm entitled to part of my father's estate.
I'm going out of my mind! Out of my mind!
I'm gonna double down.
I'm in Tucumcari...
I'm just thinking. You know, nothing special.
I'm not a psychiatrist,
I'm not burned. It's OK.
I'm not burned. Look at me.
I'm not saying joy, I'm saying something!
I'm sorry, but what's wrong with him?
I'm sorry, ma'am. I lied. I'm very sorry about that.
I'm sorry. He's from out of town. Raymond, come on.
I'm sorry. I didn't know where you wanted me to put them.
I'm sorry. The funeral's tomorrow in Cincinnati. He said you'd know where.
I'm stuck in Cincinnati since the funeral. So many left over details.
I'm telling you it's always been a lost cause.
I'm trustee of the fund, but this hospital receives nothing.
I've been sitting here for three hours!
I've been waiting for you for days. Why?
I've been waiting for you for days. Why?
I've got to get to LA, and I don't have time for this shit.
If my son didn't return my calls, I'd have written him out. Fuck him.
If that's the case, I definitely will get custody and the $3 million.
If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it,
If there's something to talk about, Susanna, we'd be talking.
If you don't want to cut a deal, I'll fly him to Los Angeles,
If you had a dollar, and you spent 50 cents,
If you see her or hear from her, tell her to call me.
In 1986, 46,400 male drivers were definitely involved in fatal accidents.
In 1987, there were 30 airline accidents.
In accordance with the terms of that certain instrument executed herewith."
In days of yore, what would a swashbuckler keep in his sheath?
In excess of $3 million after expenses and taxes,
In here you eat with a fork.
In his case, he's pretty well off. He's very high functioning.
In return for which you'll receive a check in the amount of $286 each month.
In what 1980 comedy film did Goldie Hawn get away from it all?
Instead, I'm in the Honeymoon Haven Motel, Bumblefuck, Missouri,
Iris, that's her name, yeah. Big date. Gonna go dancing.
Is a little bit high. Just a tad.
Is for the defendant.
Is that what you wanna do? Get to know each other?
Is this how you treat all your guests?
Is this Wallbrook?
Is to determine whether Raymond is capable of functioning in the community,
It all ends up the same. I can't get my money.
It certainly looks like it.
It is underwear wherever you buy it! In Cincinnati or wherever!
It leaves at midnight. But how's Delta?
It was a Sunday.
It was Thursday. Very snowy out. 7.2 inches of snow that day.
It wasn't an original record, because the original song had two verses...
It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster convertible.
It's a lot more than 82 toothpicks.
It's all right. Just take it easy. It's almost over.
It's for Raymond. The car disturbs him.
It's funny, I just realized I'm not pissed off
It's gonna cost $40,000 just to meet EPA now! What?
It's gonna sit there for the rest of his life.
It's his way of dealing with you touching his books and stuff.
It's mystifying. Fuckin' mystifying.
It's nice.
It's not in him. If I left town tomorrow
It's not just another place, Ray. This is my place.
It's not right what you're doing to Raymond.
It's OK, Ray. Come on. My main man!
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK. You think you could show me how you were going to dance with Iris?
It's stopped! It's all right.
It's strange. I mean, how can you keep all this inside you
It's the same thing as the rain. You get a little wet. What do you say? Huh?
It's the way he acts, sleeps,
It's three o'clock, and he doesn't answer the phone?
It's... It's got your cheese balls, your apple juice,
J7.
Just a couple of days would make a world of difference.
Just bring him back, and bring him back now. This is where he belongs.
Just bring the closest thing. All right. Right.
Just do what I'm doing.
Just get in the car. Are you crazy? We'll be out of this in a second.
Just have to go over the details of the will tonight, then we're outta here.
Just keep moving.
Just put it right there. I take my hand, I put it up here.
Just relax. He was upset.
Just shut up. Shut up and stand there.
Just stand still, OK? That's... that's good.
Just stay there by the side, OK, Raymond?
Just stay there.
Just take it easy. What is my crime here? Huh?
Just the people who care about Raymond.
Just watch my feet. Raymond, watch my feet.
Kluszewski. Ted Kluszewski. "Big Klu". First base.
Know it by rote.
Left home. I never saw him again.
Lenny, I don't care what you think. Did they say that?
Lenny, pick up, will you?
Lenny, she hasn't come in? She hasn't called?
Lenny, shut up. Let me see if I understand this.
Let's cut through the bullshit, OK?
Let's go back to Cincinnati and Kmart.
Lights out at 11. Have to watch TV.
Like this. Close your eyes.
Like you are tasting something very good,
Listen, I don't wanna be demanding you,
Listen, Ken, work with me on this one. I'll take care of it.
Listen, our father died last week.
Listen, Ray. Dr. Bruner only has custody of you.
Listen, this is very important.
Listen...
Little guy! Whoa! This is gonna be terrific. We're brothers.
Look at him...
Look at you with all those lights. Mr. Vegas. You are Mr. Las Vegas now!
Look out there.
Look, that... I understand that this sounds irrational to you.
Look, this isn't a close call. It's a formality.
Looks like he held that ball out a little too long, Ed.
Main man.
Make sure they pick it up. All right. See you in a few.
Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.
Maple syrup. Maple syrup on the... maple syrup on the table.
Maybe it's something we can talk about it, make a little conversation.
Maybe that's something we could discuss.
Maybe we're not supposed to be looking around.
Miss Sue Morgan, please pick up the hotel courtesy phone.
Miss? He needs toothpicks. Can you help him? Thank you very much.
Mm hm.
Mm hm.
Monday night.
Mr. Babbitt, the other side of the table.
Mr. Kelso, someone has a good day and you accuse them of illegal activities?
My boxer shorts have my name in. It says "Raymond."
My brother came further with me in a week than he did with you in 20 years!
My brother? I don't have a brother.
My dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. I'm an excellent driver.
My family is, needless to say, quite overwhelmed.
My father died. I was upset. That was wrong.
My father stuck it to me all my life. What do you want from me?
My father was Sanford Babbitt...
My main man Vern.
My mother died when I was two. Him and me, we just didn't get along.
Never hurt Charlie Babbitt. Never, never hurt Charlie Babbitt.
Never touch the steering wheel when I'm driving! You hear me?
No accusations?
No flying.
No problem whatsoever. That'll be $1 .5 million. I just want my half.
No, he doesn't understand the concept of money.
No, it's not stuck.
No, no, no. You give me the number, and I'm gonna call the conversion shop.
No, Raymond, out here.
No, Raymond. Raymond. Raymond! Raymond! Just stay there.
No, this is a magic bed. You just watch and see.
No, this is a magic bed. You just watch and see.
No, you don't tell me anything.
No, you haven't lost. I'm just a doctor making a recommendation to a court.
No? Easy. Don't start banging yourself.
No. Could you repeat it? 'Cause I can't believe my fucking ears.
No. What is on second base. I'm not asking who's on second.
No. You know, Ray, this is not... It's not a riddle.
Not in time! Brenly in safely
Not so much.
Not wearing my underwear.
Notebooks, pens and the "Who's on First?" video that you like.
Nothing I did was good enough for this guy! Don't you understand?
Nothing. It's just an... inside joke.
Now boarding, track number three.
Now, when you dance, you can't watch my feet, so you'll have to look up.
Now, you wanna take this other hand, put it around behind my back.
Number 18 in 1988.
Oh, God. Go see what he's doing, will you?
Oh, man!
Oh, no.
Oh, Vern! V E R N! 'Course, these people are going to be here all day.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Si! Si!
Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh... V E R N... Vern.
OK, Raymond.
OK? You feel the rhythm of the music? We're just moving our feet like that.
OK. Fine. We can, uh... There's an American plane.
OK. He had what you call an outburst because he didn't wanna fly.
OK. Now, what... what do I have left?
OK. Now, you're the guy, so you're gonna have to lead.
On... Wheel... of... Fortune!
One five. You are beautiful, man!
One minute to Wapner, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray!
One of these again. How did we get back to one of these?
One of those imaginary childhood friends.
One runner's in. Here's Brenly going to third. The throw by Davis.
Only 8,000 production models made.
Only 8,095 production models.
Open your mouth. Open.
Or do you want to go back to Wallbrook?
Orange soda.
Orange soda. Oh! It's 12:31.
Out of curiosity, does he have any special abilities?
Over $150,000 just waiting to be won
Picked up a video.
Pizza? You get pizza in the institution?
Please pick up a white courtesy phone.
Pull like that, you're gonna turn me like this, OK?
Put that down. I'm trying to talk to you.
Put your left hand up like this.
Qantas doesn't fly to LA out of Cincinnati.
Qantas never crashed.
Queen, queen, queen.
Raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, Pink Caddy, whole wheat, Peachy Keen,
Ray, come on. Come on. Here.
Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Ray, do you know how much the square root of 2,130 is?
Ray, don't start with that. You want me to put the top up?
Ray, how much is 4,343
Ray, look who's here.
Ray, put your knapsack on the floor.
Ray, Ray, Ray!
Ray, Ray, Ray. Enough already.
Ray, stop it.
Ray, thank you for the date in the elevator. It was really nice.
Ray, we're in an airport. People fly out of airports.
Ray, we're in the middle of a hand. You don't leave in the middle of a hand.
Ray, when we order the pancakes, they're gonna bring the maple syrup.
Ray, why don't you get in the front seat?
Ray!
Ray!
Ray! Come on.
Ray! Ray!
Ray! Ray! Let's go. Come on.
Ray! Ray! Ray!
Ray? Can he hear us when he's like that?
Ray? Ray!
Ray? Ta da!
Ray? The doctor's asking you a question,
Ray. Ray, Ray, Ray. You are never gonna solve it. You know why?
Raymond is your brother.
Raymond was left all the money, $3 million, every penny of it.
Raymond, do you want to stay with Charlie here in Los Angeles,
Raymond, do you want to stay with your brother Charlie?
Raymond, have a seat over there.
Raymond, it'd be nice if you didn't carry that TV everywhere we go.
Raymond, let's go. Come on.
Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. Come on.
Raymond, right here. Take this seat. OK?
Raymond, would you like to stay with Charlie in Los Angeles?
Raymond!
Raymond?
Raymond? Don't rock and moan. Put your hands down.
Raymond? What happened this past week? What did you do?
Raymond.
Raymond. Ted Kluzevski.
Raymond's case has been meticulously documented,
Reads and remembers whatever he gets his hands on.
Remember, the Buick is in A 3, main terminal.
Rinse.
Rituals. That's a good one.
Room service? 321. I'd like to order a large pizza. Pepperoni, right?
Routines, rituals, it's all he has to protect himself.
Sally Dibbs. Dibbs, Sally. 461 0192.
Say what? Have I lost already?
Scary bad!
See if you can get another unit up here for point control.
Service to Salt Lake City and Los Angeles.
Shakespeare wrote over 150 poems in this 14 line form.
She's very sparkly. She looks like a holiday.
Short and sudden illness.
Si.
Since I drove it a week ago last Saturday.
Sir, I hardly think that's necessary!
Small and safe. You don't wanna miss the party.
So full of bitterness and grandiose ideas, so full of yourself."
So I'll wait to hear from you after Raymond's meeting?
So Marston's gonna rule against me?
So the beginning was like a kidnapping.
So why don't you tell me. Why is he here?
So you never, never show that you are counting cards.
So you... you... you were the one that sang to me?
So you've suddenly found some devotion to your brother,
Somebody should be watering those roses. They're dying.
Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Whose wife?
Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Whose wife? Yeah.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sort of double pumped it. Watch it here on the replay again.
Squeezed and pulled and hurt your neck in 1988?
Stand over there.
Stay back at Wallbrook with Charlie Babbitt.
Stay in front of the car till we get off the exit.
Stay with your brother or go back to Wallbrook? Make a choice.
Stick him in an institution out there, and we can have a custody battle.
Straight Eight. Fireball Eight.
Stu, legally, Bruner never established
Susanna, this could take a few minutes.
Take a shower, Ray? Hm?
Take the guys out, sort of a victory drive.
Taking your book is not a serious injury.
Tell him I'm on my way to Barbados, can he leave a number.
Tell him that was me on the other line. The paperwork will be here momentarily.
Tell him you watched me sign the check, then you gave it to the mail girl.
Tenth grade, I'm 16 years old, for once I bring home a report card full of A's.
That certain Buick convertible,
That doesn't mean I can't visit. I'm coming to see you in two weeks.
That he was only my brother in name.
That is amazing. He should work for NASA or something.
That is fuckin' poetic, don't you think?
That is nonsense!
That is the cardinal sin, Ray. Are you listening? That's very important.
That man is my brother. If he doesn't watch People's Court, he'll throw a fit.
That man was my father, too. Where's my fucking half?
That means he's gone. He's at the cemetery.
That my father cut me out of his will.
That you prefer to watch this little TV as opposed to the clothes dryer.
That's all right, sugar, 'cause we are just talking.
That's good. Come on! I don't have time for this shit.
That's good. Don't stop moving. Just keep moving. That's good.
That's good. It's OK.
That's it. All right! All right!
That's my address. What is it with this guy? Hey!
That's my pen and my book.
That's my pen.
That's right, a large pepperoni. How long's it gonna take?
That's the end of that conversation.
That's thousand. Three zeros.
That's very admirable, but the purpose of this meeting
That's very strong. I didn't kidnap my brother.
That's where my loyalty ends.
That's why they put you away. They thought you would hurt me.
That's your opinion.
The Air Alpha Force. From Nike.
The Air Alpha Force. From Nike.
The car was off limits. "That's a classic," he'd say.
The cars are gone, Charlie. Gone!
The fella playing first base for St. Louis?
The first baseman. Who is on first.
The first full year of the Dynaflow transmission.
The first one is, they don't like to lose.
The fuckin' point is, why didn't anyone tell me I had a brother?
The future of rock and roll.
The future of rock and roll.
The future of rock and roll.
The future of rock and roll.
The future of rock and roll.
The future of rock and roll.
The last word in the pledge of allegiance.
The money... I got a little... I got a little greedy.
The other guys' dads bail them out in an hour. He left me there two days.
The People's Court.
The point I was trying to make is I'm not placing blame.
The Rain what?
The very car that unfortunately brought our relationship to an end.
Then I'll see you in court.
Then what happens to Raymond?
Then who's playing first?
Then who's playing first? Yeah. The fella playing first base for St. Louis.
Then why did you call me?
There are dangers everywhere for Raymond.
There you go, Ray. It's the high rollers' suite.
There'll be other chances. Many pretty girls would love to dance with you.
There's a couple of things I'd like to go over. Dr. Bruner states a week ago,
There's a disability that impairs sensory input and how it's processed.
There's a lot of danger on this highway.
There's a lot of things you're not good at.
There's lots of them.
These are Hanes 32. Mine are boxer shorts.
These tapes suggest you should take your winnings and leave the state.
They are in there making legal history!
They could've taken my business 11 days ago.
They found two cars at Valley Motors.
They have certain deficiencies, certain abilities.
They repossessed the cars to pay off the loan.
They set up a national program,
They used to be called "idiot savants".
They want to take out the manifold to put in a fuel injection system? Now?
They're in the pocket of my jacket.
Things they tend to do. Inflicting bodily harm on themselves...
This guy's a fucking fruitcake.
This is a good one. "We don't go out when it rains."
This is a good opportunity to be honest...
This is an unannounced visit.
This is an unannounced visit. This is definitely not a weekend visit!
This is bullshit.
This is for you. You ever seen a room like this before?
This is not your car, it's my boyfriend's.
This is Sam. Tape table 47.
This is the first time I've heard this story.
This is the way our country developed, from the East Coast to the West Coast.
This is where he can get the best care. We're talking about his well being.
This morning the smoke alarm went off. He got a little nervous, but...
This patient is an old girlfriend of my father's?
This plane is very safe.
This thing that Dr. Bruner asked you to bring him here, this is bullshit.
This will be interesting. I'll be over here just in case.
This'd be a lot easier if you'd let me put the top up.
Those noises are none of your business. You understand? Huh?
Thousands of dollars in cash.
Time for Wallbrook now.
Times 1,234?
To be named in this document.
To be upset?
To get the plane that flies to Los Angeles!
Tomorrow you'll meet Dr. Marston, who's in charge of the psychiatric evaluation.
Toothpicks. He needs some toothpicks. Can we just get him some toothpicks?
Treadwell, of course, playing way over towards the right side.
True, he didn't have his shirt on. The other one did.
Turn this off when you're not watching it.
Twenty.
Two aces, one ten, one nine, one five.
Two hundred forty six.
Two hundred forty six.
Two jacks, one eight, one king, one six,
Uh oh! 'Course, your shorts are on the highway.
Uh oh! Uh oh! V E R N!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh. Twelve minutes to Wapner. It's definitely very small in here.
Uh... Pulled over... Whoo whoo whoo!
V E R N. Vern, my main man.
V E R N... Vern...
Vern! Oh... Uh oh. You're...
Vern... Main man... My main man. Vern.
Very sparkly.
Want to get in there and see the show? Then listen up.
Was I trying to say "Raymond" and it came out "Rain Man"?
Watch my chips. I'll be back in a second.
Watch my feet, Ray. Watch my feet. The rhythm, the rhythm.
We can work tapioca pudding. I'm gonna call Lenny.
We commend to you the soul of our departed friend...
We don't have to pay for the room, that's comped. I'm free and clear.
We got the table over here. We got the television.
We have to buy them at Kmart. Oak and Burnett.
We haven't ordered yet.
We like to watch cartoons. Do you think he'd settle for that?
We made a lot of money!
We make videotapes, and we analyze the tapes
We passed DOT but failed EPA.
We won $86,000 and some change, right, Ray?
We'll be back right after these messages.
We'll be here the entire morning with no maple syrup and no toothpicks.
We'll have that momentarily, and because of your incredible patience,
We'll have to let you drive sometime.
We'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
We'll stay here. Thank you.
We'll take a look at it once again.
We'll take the pens and paper out and put it on the table.
We're definitely locked in this box with no TV. The People's Court.
We're definitely not gonna make it. We're not gonna make it.
We're going to knock off $5,000 on each car.
We're gonna drive to Los Angeles. We're gonna drive to LA. OK? Come on.
We're not allowed to watch TV during dinner.
We're not going back to Cincinnati.
We're not gonna take the plane. He's OK!
We're not gonna take the plane. Just...
We're on Columbia Parkway, four kids, we get pulled over.
We're seconds away from closing this deal, clearing 75 grand.
We've got eight minutes to Wapner.
We've got your apple juice,
Well, get out! Get out!
Well, go ahead and tell me. Who. The guy on first. Who.
Well, he lives in a world of his own.
Well, thank you. I appreciate it. It is a shock, to say the least.
Well, thank you. Thank you.
Well, you gotta get in the car!
Were you scared?
What am I supposed to do? There's gotta be something I can do.
What am I supposed to do? There's gotta be something I can do.
What are you asking me for?
What are you asking me for? Have you got a first baseman on first?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing looking at this? Put that away! You wanna hear a story?
What are you doing? Just leave this on!
What are you looking at that for?
What are you looking at, Ray? The ducks are over here.
What did you sing?
What did you think we were doing here?
What difference does it make where you buy underwear?
What difference does it make? Underwear is underwear!
What does that mean, the last part?
What does that mean?
What exactly do you guys do here?
What happened this past week, Raymond?
What have you gotta bring a Watchman for on a date?
What is a sonnet? Let's try Double Letters for 200, please.
What is it? What the fuck is this?
What is known as the Pony Express.
What is on second base.
What is that? How does that work?
What is the exact nature of the problem?
What is this? Good news, bad news?
What is this? Huh? Susanna?
What is this? What are you writing?
What matters is who I'm with.
What were you doing in my room? What were you doing in my room?
What, Ray?
What?
What? Speak up, Lenny. I bought time. I didn't buy that kind of time.
What? What?
What... what did you sing? What was that song...?
What'd I tell you? I promised you you could drive. This is it.
What's J7?
What's J7? The song? The song's J7?
What's the big to do about me thinking?
What's the guy's name on first base? No, What's the guy's name on second base.
What's up there? Ray, you're not even looking.
Whatever this is, I don't understand the point of secrecy.
Wheel... of... Fortune! Look at this studio,
When I asked you why didn't anyone ever tell me I had a brother,
When I say stop, why don't you stop? Why do you have to act like an idiot?
When I tell you to, I want you to just look up, real slow.
When I was a kid and I got scared, the Rain Man would come and sing to me.
When my dad came to Wallbrook.
When there's lots of tens left, it's good for us.
When they bring it after, it'll definitely be too late.
When we get to LA, a little custody hearing. Know why there's a party?
When you do it, you're not funny. You're the comedy team of Abbott & Abbott!
When you pay off the first baseman, who gets the money?
When, uh... when did you leave?
When?
Whenever he gets nervous, he does "Who's on First?", Abbott & Costello.
Where a Pony Express would ride
Where a Pony Express would ride
Who is on first. You got a first baseman?
Who is?
Who is?
Who? The guy on first. Who, the first base? Who is on first.
Who's on first? That's the man's name. That's whose name? The first baseman.
Who's on first. That's what I'm trying to find out.
Who's on first. What's on second.
Who's playing... You know the fella's name? Yeah.
Whoa. Look, I'm outta here.
Whose wife? Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Why are you interfering? This is my family.
Why aren't you listening to me?
Why did you say... why did you say "Funny teeth"?
Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't anyone ever tell me I had a brother?
Why don't you go sit down over there?
Why don't you take a couple of minutes? See ya, Charlie.
Why not? The man's entitled to it.
Why'd you let him get in? It's not a toy.
Will Dr. Baker, Dr. Angus Baker,
William Marshall Gottsaken.
Would you look at that. 1957 Studebaker Golden Hawk.
Wouldn't have to fry. Put this lotion on so you don't burn.
Yeah, dancing. Have to go to a date with Iris at the bar dancing.
Yeah, he seems to hold it there just a bit, Tom.
Yeah, I hear you!
Yeah, I was scared.
Yeah, it sure is.
Yeah, Lenny, it's me...
Yeah, the red one always falls the same.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. 'Course, I don't have my underwear.
Yeah. 10961 Beechcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Yeah. Falling on the ground.
Yeah. Get to know each other. Just talking.
Yeah. Main man.
Yes, sir, you gotta love this town.
Yes, you've been most patient. We really appreciate your patience.
Yes. I mean the fella's name playing first base.
You ain't gonna move, I'll move you. Hey, buddy! Hey, you!
You and I are gonna get on this fucking plane!
You assured me you could deliver these cars with that time frame.
You came along when he was, what, 45 or something?
You can drive wherever you want, as slow as you like.
You can help me, or you can stand and watch it happen.
You cannot take on that responsibility without guidance.
You did it. You did it. I was just there.
You didn't have an answer.
You do have a brother,
You don't have to go to Cincinnati to get underwear.
You don't have to humiliate him. Ray, it's OK.
You don't know anything about us!
You don't know if they told you, or you don't know what dead is?
You don't know what I'm going through.
You don't know?
You don't know? I think if you gave me a chance, you would.
You don't know. OK. No, Ray, take it easy, I'm not gonna...
You don't listen to me! This is...
You don't need them. That was OK in the hotel with the pizza.
You don't see any pancakes, do you?
You gonna start with this again?
You gotta pay these people back, or it's all over. We're out of business.
You guys have made up your mind. See you in court.
You have to bring him back, Mr. Babbitt.
You have to understand our situation.
You have to understand that when we started out together,
You hear me. I know you hear me! You don't fool me with this shit.
You know the fella's name? Then who's playing first?
You know, these seats were brown leather.
You know, this isn't about you and me. It's not about winning or losing.
You looking for a date? Are you?
You make me sad, Ray.
You might get better.
You need it, so it's hardly like stealing!
You read all the stories in this book,
You run down the batteries, where are you gonna be when Wapner's on?
You said read the telephone book. Dibbs, Sally. 461 0192.
You said, "Funny teeth, funny Rain Man."
You saved my ass. I'm just... just along for the ride.
You see, we...
You seeing that, Ray? You catching that?
You set up a date... you set up a date for the custody hearing.
You stole Raymond out of the institution to trade him for $1 .5 million.
You took my queen. I've got a ten. I needed that queen. I can't take it!
You took the car with no permission? Why? Why then?
You use people! You're using Raymond, you're using me!
You wanna be his son for five minutes? Did you hear that letter?
You wanna close your hand. Just...
You wanna put your left hand up like this.
You want to battle me in the courts? Think about that, Dr. Bruner.
You want to go back to Wallbrook, is that it? Huh?
You want to show your brother your ducks?
You wanted to go to Palm Springs, and we're going.
You waved to me. "Bye bye, Rain Man. Bye bye."
You were his friend. You probably knew he tried to contact me.
You were his only child.
You were in the window.
You? You're the Rain Man?
You'll get in, and we'll take a not so dangerous road.
You're doing well. I'm happy for you, sir.
You're driving me crazy. We'll have to make a stop, find a psychiatrist.
You're gonna get hurt. Hey, you hear me? Hey! Hey!
You're gonna have to be more forceful. Lenny, shut up! I am in serious trouble.
You're gonna love this. Trust me. Come on.
You're his brother. They tell you today for the first time you have a brother.
You're leaving me now? I need you. I need you now!
You're never gonna figure out who's on first base, 'cause Who is on first base.
You're telling me I just have to deal with this stuff?
You're upset. Just calm down. Raymond, I'm gonna talk to Susanna.
You've got to get to Melbourne, Australia,
You've had enough? What does that mean?
Your attention, please.
Your brother's a very disabled individual.
Your Cheating Heart. 'Course, that's Hank Williams Junior. D1.
Your father has died, Charlie.
Your father put me in charge of all the money, all right?
Your refusal to even pretend that you loved or respected me,
Zero to 60 in under eight seconds, 275 supercharged horsepower.
1,209,600 seconds.
5,359,262.
10 40.
10:00, daylight saving time. 10:00, daylight saving time.
10:00? You like her, Ray? You think she's pretty?
18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses. What's the number?
38,376.
46.15192304.
97 X, the future of rock and roll.
97 X. Bam!
97 X. Bam!
97 X. Bam!
211 fatalities, 230 definitely passengers.
10961 Beechcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
'Cause I got him, and they want him! This makes no sense!
'Cause you are driving me crazy. Oak and Burnett.
'Cause you're the $3 million man. "What you are witnessing is real."
'Course, 246 total. Keep the change.
'Course, I'm an excellent driver. He's very good in a driveway.
'Course, it's very crowded. Ray, please. One little second.
'Course, what time is the date? Later.
"Don't Walk." "Don't Walk."
"Look at this glamorous merchandise." One for bad, two for good.
"What you are witnessing is real." There's a party in your honor, Ray.
"Who's on First?". Very funny. I told you, it's funny.
$3,500. Six months to pay. $3,500.
$86,500. $80,000 refund on the car payments,
A, B, C, D, E, F, G? "G". Half of "G."
About $100. $100, huh?
About 85,000. 85,000?
After all, he earns it. Who does?
Airline travel's very dangerous. Don't be silly.
All right, Ray. My mistake. 10:00.
All right, start looking up. Yeah.
And a kiss. Yeah, and a kiss.
and I'd love to tell you the story... He's artistic?
And pancakes. And Charlie Babbitt made a joke.
and you wanna take care of him? Yes.
Are you good with numbers? Yeah.
Are you hungry? Yeah. Tuesday we have pancakes.
Are you listening to me? Yeah.
Are you paying attention? Yeah.
Are you sure that you've got it? I've got it!
Are you sure you drive this car? 'Course, only 28 miles on the odometer
Beautiful. I'm an excellent driver.
Because I'm pissed at my father. So you bring Raymond here. Why?
Bet two for good. Yeah.
Brother let you drive on the highway? Slow on the driveway.
But he's here. He's an autistic savant.
But I didn't want to go alone. Susanna, you wanna talk, let's talk!
Bye, Raymond. Susanna! Just hold on.
Can I ask you a few questions? Ray, the doctor's talking to you.
Can I ask you a few questions? Yeah.
Can I ask you something else? Yeah.
Can I finish? Yes.
Can I talk? I'd like to talk. Yes, you can.
Change the channel. 97 X. Bam!
Charles... I definitely got the rose bushes.
Charlie Babbitt made a joke. I made a joke.
Charlie, let's take him home. Come on. No, he's OK.
Charlie! What, Lenny? I'm here. Talk to me.
Charlie? Uh huh?
Come on. It's 11:00, Ray. Lights out. Yeah.
Come over here. Yeah.
Dad dah dah dah... You had it all!
Definitely 12:31. It's OK.
Definitely 20. Definitely 20?
Definitely a fatal accident. Uh huh. Ray?
Definitely cheese balls. I forgot cheese balls.
Definitely have to learn. I'm sorry I even brought this up.
Definitely have to. No. You won't have to dance.
Definitely like the top down. I know. Now, I don't want you to burn.
Definitely. Now. You don't have to dance now.
Did he have any emotional outbursts? Such as?
Did they tell you? I don't know.
Did you enjoy kissing a woman? I don't know.
Did you fucking fart? Fart.
Did you memorize the whole book? No.
Did you read all this? I don't know.
Did you read Macbeth? Hamlet? I don't know. Vern!
Did you want to dance on your date? Yeah.
Dinner's at 6:30pm. And to the left is Raymond's room.
Dispatch, this is 109. Go ahead, 109.
Do you enjoy being on the road? I'm an excellent driver.
Do you know what "autistic" is? Yeah.
Do you like it? It's not Kmart.
Do you want to stay with your brother? Yeah.
Does that mean maybe you wanna go? I don't know.
Don't feel that I'm placing blame. We went out for pancakes.
Don't get mad. The convertible in the garage?
Don't worry. It's going to be fine. I'm nervous.
Dr. Bruner, it's Charlie Babbitt. Where are you, son?
Forget it. Uh oh. Nineteen minutes to 11.
Four hundred Oak Street. You don't have to go to Cincinnati.
Get the hell in the car! Yeah, get in the car.
Go again. British Poetry for 200, please.
Go on up. Yeah.
Go to sleep! It's nine minutes to 11.
Go! Stop it!
Green lime Jell O for dessert. You want another apple juice?
Guess it didn't read as funny. Definitely not.
Hamburger, Ray? Huh? We have pepperoni pizza
Have to be back in two hours. Wait till you get there.
Have to learn to dance for the date. I was just kidding.
Have you ever kissed a girl? I don't know.
Have you got a first baseman? It's an Abbott & Costello routine.
Have you got a first baseman? It's an Abbott & Costello routine.
He can jump out. I'm an excellent driver.
He didn't drive on the highway. Uh huh.
He doesn't seem to like me. Who is he? He's my brother.
He doesn't want a hit. I want a hit.
He gave you $3,000 to gamble with? Lost $3,000 on... pitiful 20.
He left you in prison for two days? Two days.
He played for Cincinnati. He was traded for Dee Fondy, 1957.
He seems young to be your brother. He was born August 12th, 19... 1962.
He wants you to call him... Charlie!
He wouldn't notice? I'm not sure,
He's a genius. That's right.
He's capable of more than you know. Why don't we ask Raymond?
He's fine. I know he's fine.
He's retarded. Autistic. Actually, high functioning.
He's right. What?
His baby. That and the goddamn roses. Buick.
Hitting 18. Hit me, hit me, hit me!
Honey, I've got Monkey Man. I want my daddy!
Hot water... hot water burn baby. I'm not burned.
How could this happen? People's Court starts on the...
How did it feel? It f f felt wet.
How did you know my phone number? How'd you know that?
How far did you get? "G". Gottsaken.
How long has he been here? Let's see. I came here in 1960...
How many days is that? Fourteen days. Today's Wednesday.
How many toothpicks were in there? Um...
How much is this gonna cost? $20, sir.
How much is this? Toothpicks.
How'd you do that? How'd you do that? I don't know.
Huh? They spilled a box of toothpicks,
I don't know. What's your name?
I don't know. You don't know?
I don't know. V E R N. You don't know?
I don't think I've heard that one. Mr. Babbitt?
I don't want them back. These are not boxer shorts.
I drive slow on the driveway. This is OK? He can drive?
I gave him boxes of files on Raymond. Well, good luck.
I gave you a fresh pair of mine. Not my underwear.
I get my boxer shorts at Kmart. Did you hear me?
I got that a couple of days ago. Where's my toothpaste?
I had some things to do. Charlie, we are in serious trouble!
I I I don't know. You don't know?
I just got to deal with it. Yeah, that's about it.
I just got to deal with it. Yeah, that's about it.
I knew your father since you were two. The year my mother died.
I know. Listen, I'm happy you came to Vegas.
I like having you for my brother. I'm an excellent driver.
I like that. Yeah.
I like this music, Ray. Elevator's stopped.
I like to drive slow on the driveway. You get this right, Ray,
I see it. Huh?
I think you're missing the point. I think you are.
I want a hit. Sir, you have 18.
I'll be right back. Yeah.
I'll call you when I get back, OK? Uh huh.
I'll see you. Ciao.
I'm all for that. Raymond can't make those decisions.
I'm an excellent driver. You can't drive now.
I'm coming with you. That's really sweet,
I'm entitled to it! You've kidnapped this man!
I'm going for it, Nick. It looks like it.
I'm gonna have to call you back. Talk to Mr. Babbitt on this.
I'm leaving. You're leaving?
I'm sorry. Yeah...
I'm unemployed. What do you mean?
I've got his number. That's not necessary. Anything else?
In 1988. 'Course, that's my book.
Iris missed a beautiful dance. Yeah.
Is he crazy? No.
Is he retarded? Not exactly.
Is that an idea? Yeah.
It makes me sad. Six minutes to my date.
It said "Don't Walk." Yes, it's broken.
It was a problem getting mail... Raymond, do "What's on First?"
It's all right. Got to get to Kmart.
It's finished! One minute to Wapner!
It's gonna be OK. Yeah.
It's just for tonight. I have to go back to Wallbrook.
It's not a Kmart suit. I'll let you in on a secret.
It's OK, Ray. Yeah.
It's OK, Ray. Yeah.
It's OK. Give me this. Yeah.
It's over. Yeah.
January 21st, 1965. You... you remember that?
Jesus... Stop it. Go in there with him.
Just one or two more days. Three times? You're on a roll.
Just the way you like it, isn't it? Yeah.
Just... Put your hands down. Four minutes to Wapner.
Ken Aldorf. Charlie Babbitt. Uh oh. Fart.
Kmart sucks, OK? Yeah.
Kmart, 400 Oak Street. I told you, after this. After this.
Kmart. You know what I think, Ray?
Kmart. 400 Oak Street. We are not going to Cincinnati.
Kmart. Should go to Kmart. After this, Ray.
Kmart. Should go to Kmart. After this, Ray.
Legal history! Oh, boy!
Let it sit. That's something I'm not real good at.
Let me cash in. Yeah. Cash in.
Let's talk. This is not talking, this is you...
Lifetime batting average 298... He reads, huh?
Lights out at 11. Yeah? Well, new rules.
Like us. Yeah, like us.
Lisa? Eisenhower.
Listen, Ray. Just stay there! Yeah. Definitely a lot of traffic.
Look at this big beautiful room. This is definitely not my room.
Make that choice. One or the other. Stay back to Wallbrook.
Make that choice. One or the other. Stay back to Wallbrook.
Mark. What is "stands"?
Maybe we'll play a little bit later. Yeah.
Mitchell and Mitchell. Get me Stu. It's Charlie Babbitt.
Move it! Hey! It's all right! It's all right!
Mr. Kelso would like to see you. I don't know Mr. Kelso.
Mr. Wyatt. Wyatt?
My credit card's been rejected? Yes, sir.
My family. Do you understand? I understand.
My husband's not home... You'll share the responsibility
My main man. Yeah, my main man.
No flying. Just grab the fucking bag.
No flying. No flying.
No one is saying anything... I didn't hurt him,
No, how old is he? He was 18 or 20 then.
No. I just got into town.
No. Is it this airline?
No. He's autistic. I'm not familiar with that.
Not bad for a couple of phone calls. Not bad at all!
Not to touch books. You like Shakespeare?
Nothing. Something between us. Between us?
Nothing. Something between us. Between us?
Now departing at gate 15. Uh oh.
Now, casinos have house rules. Yeah.
Now, there's a... there's a Delta. Yeah.
OK, I'll take over. All right.
OK, you ready? Yeah.
OK. Yeah, a couple of times. A couple of times.
OK. You wanna talk, let's talk. I don't wanna talk!
Only you'll have his money! His money?
Or we can cut a deal right now. I don't think you have any idea...
Ow! Don't make a scene.
Ow! Stop acting like a fucking retard.
People, crowds cheering. Definitely not supposed to be.
Practically 26 minutes to Jeopardy. We'll bring him right back.
Qantas? Never crashed.
Quite a trip, huh? Yeah.
Rain Man, let's play some cards. Yeah.
Ray, can we try something? Yeah.
Ray! Yeah?
Ray! Yeah.
Ray! Raymond! Yeah.
Ray? V E R N!
Ray. 400 Oak Street.
Ray. 400 Oak Street.
Ray. You take a shower, right? Yeah.
Raymond, don't touch that. It's dirty. I can't do that. You know I can't.
Raymond, you like me? I don't know.
Raymond. My name is Iris.
Ready for Palm Springs? Charlie, you still want to go?
Say it. "Tens are good." "Tens are good."
Scary bad! What... what's scary bad?
Serious injury goes in the red book. Forgive me. I've lost my decoder ring.
Serious trouble! Just take it easy.
Seventy cents? So much for the NASA idea.
Shading it to pull. OK, here's Davis.
Should be more than 28 miles. My boyfriend is coming.
Show me. Show me how. Yeah. Charlie Babbitt taught me.
Shut up! Yeah.
Sir, please don't touch the cards. I need my own queen.
Six here means it's nine there. No, three.
Six minutes to Iris. He has a date?
So he memorized "Who's on First"? Yeah. That among other things.
So we didn't fly. When was the last outburst?
So who gets it? Why should he?
so you listen, OK? Yeah.
So? So I'll keep him till I get my half!
Sometimes his wife collects it. Whose wife?
Sorry about the weekend, hon. Charlie, the weekend?
Stay back at Wallbrook. It's over.
Stay back to Wallbrook... All right. You've made your point.
Stay tuned for People's Court. That's it! You blew it.
Stop it. Good morning!
Sure. I'll just send him back. Sorry?
Sure. Susanna, stay with Raymond. Right this way.
Take it easy. I've had enough!
Tell him, Ray. Kmart sucks.
Thank you. There's no accusations. Go ahead.
That doesn't mean they are not safe. Qantas.
That sounds good. With maple syrup.
That's going to do me a lot of good. Never crashed.
That's good, Ray. Yeah.
That's just after Mom died. Yeah. Mom died January 5th, 1965.
That's Oak and Burnett. Kmart. What did I say, Ray?
That's what you want? Yeah.
That's why? That's why.
That's your opinion, Dr. Bruner. Yes, it is.
The beneficiary. Right.
The man's dancing. But what does your date look like?
Then we did it right. Elevator's definitely stuck.
There is no need to... To what? To be upset?
There you go, Ray. Yeah.
There's four left in the box. 'Course, I have to get my backpack.
There's lots of them? Lots and lots.
This is dancing, Ray. This is dancing.
This is very serious. Very serious.
This morning. This morning?
Three hundred thirty six hours. Mystifying!
Tub burn baby. I'm not burned.
Tub burn baby. I'm not burned.
Turning. That's good.
Twelfth Night? Stop it!
Twenty. Twenty?
Two fifty. Pretty close. Let's go, Ray.
two if it's good. That's right.
Uh huh. Now, how's that feel? Very slippery.
Uh huh. Now, how's that feel? Very slippery.
Uh oh. But I touched him, he pulled away.
Uh oh. Everything is fine.
Uh oh. Uh oh... They got pancakes.
Uhh! Uh huh.
Very small here. It's $10,000 additional for each car?
Wait a second. Where are you going? 13 minutes to The People's Court.
Wanna go see him at the cemetery? I don't know.
Was Dad in the car, Ray? Yeah.
Water burn baby! Hot water burn baby! I'm not burned!
Water! "Hot water burn baby"?
We definitely have to go now. Yes, we're going. Just take it easy.
We don't have to go today. No game scheduled.
We don't have to take American. Yeah, pick another airline.
We're allowed. Yeah.
We're counting cards. I know. What else do you do?
We're counting cards. Uh huh.
We're counting cards. What else do you do?
We're counting cards. You're counting cards?
We're not gonna fly. No flying.
Wednesday. Let's go to LA.
Were you listening? Yes, sir, I was. Were you?
Wet? Yeah.
What am I gonna I tell them? I don't know.
What are you talking about? I asked you to apologize.
What baby? Me? Yeah.
What do you see? He's not catching the hole card.
What do you think? There's a lot of lights.
What do you want for lunch? Wednesday's fish sticks.
What else did you do? Bet on number 20.
What else did you do? Danced with Charlie Babbitt.
What happened to him? Nothing. I just grew up.
What is "pulled over"? Police? Yes, police.
What is it? What's happening, homes?
What is that? I think Raymond is in the room.
What is this, Ray? 'Course, I don't have my toothpicks.
What is this? It's a very big check.
What kind do you want? Pancakes.
What room? I'll bring him up. That's all right.
What were you watching? I don't know.
What, so you can't lose? I can lose. I can lose Raymond.
What? I'm definitely
What? Lunch is 12:30.
What? Why do I have to take the car
What? Raymond, are you in here? Charlie... Charlie Babbitt.
What's it gonna be, Ray? This is a very dangerous highway.
What's the matter? I forget something? Cheese balls.
Wheel of Fortune. Cleopatra and Caesar are waiting!
When did you drive? I drove the Buick
Where am I gonna find a television? Three minutes to Wapner.
Where do you want it? Should be near the window.
Where is he? How did you figure to frame him?
Where is he? I got a legal problem. He's out of town until tomorrow.
Where? Here. These... these are too tight.
who does... Dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Who is this guy? I don't know. He jumped into the car.
Who the hell are you? Uh oh!
Who took this picture? D A D.
Who? Who is that? I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
Who. What are you asking me for? What is this? Why is he doing that?
Who's he? That'd be my partner, Mr. Bainbridge,
Who's your dad? Sanford Babbitt.
Who's your mother? Eleanor Babbitt.
Will you give me a break with this? I can't.
Would you like to dance with me? Elevator's on hold.
Would you stop that for a second? I see it.
Yeah, but what kind? Pancakes.
Yeah, get to know each other. He doesn't have any money, honey.
Yeah, Ken? It's Charlie Babbitt. Ten minutes to Wapner.
Yeah, we're just talking. Let's go upstairs. What are you doing?
Yeah, what is it? I thought I got the machine.
Yeah, Wheel... Wheel of Fortune. I'm sorry about that.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. Ciao.
Yeah. Come on, Ray.
Yeah. Easy, easy.
Yeah. Hm?
Yeah. How about a new compact car?
Yeah. How did you do that?
Yeah. Is it this airline?
Yeah. Like this.
Yeah. Thank you for the what?
Yeah. That's $3,000 I lost. Come on, Ray.
Yeah. They're two separate things.
Yeah. Two hundred forty six.
Yeah. What's up there?
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Yes?
Yeah. Bed. That's a bed. That's your bed.
Yeah. Counting... counting is bad. Yes, counting is bad.
Yeah. She's very sparkly. Definitely very sparkly.
Yes, sir, I know that. We should get together and talk.
Yes, sir. Go back and get in your car!
Yes, when it started out... Don't feel compelled to be defensive.
Yes! Oooooh.
Yes. Mm hm.
Yes. Yes?
You bet your butt. Bet your butt.
You do? Yeah.
You don't have to be defensive. I'm just being honest.
You don't know about the business? Yeah, I know. Come on in. It's OK.
You don't want any more questions. No.
You don't want any more questions. No.
You don't want any more questions. No.
You drove? Yeah.
You got tapioca pudding? No, sir.
You hear the music? Yeah.
You insulted him again! Am I supposed to tuck him in?
You just give me lies! Lies, lies! Lies? What lies?
You kissed Susanna? In the elevator.
You know how to dance? I don't know.
You know how to drive? Yeah.
You know that song? ...so my judgment
You know that word? Yeah.
You know this car? I know this car.
You know where to find us, right? Right. I got it under control.
You know? Yeah.
You made a joke, Ray. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha!
You mean it's gonna hit on 20? Yeah, 20. Definitely 20.
You memorized to "G"? Yeah, "G".
You OK, Ray? Yeah.
You ought to learn some time. Yeah.
You paying attention? Yeah, I'm listening.
You paying attention? Yeah.
You remember that day? Yeah.
You think that's funny? Yeah. Funny Rain Man. Funny teeth.
You tire me, Ray. Yeah.
You use everybody! Raymond! Raymond, am I using you?
You wanna go back to Wallbrook? Yeah.
You wanna learn how to dance? Yeah.
You wanna say something? I have to be at the bar at 10:00.
You wanna stay with your brother? Yeah.
You wanna stay with your brother? Yeah. Stay with Charlie Babbitt.
You want a hit? No, you don't. You've got 18.
You watching that? Yeah.
You'd better get going. Yeah. Very shiny train.
You'd better give me that gun. Where is he?
You'll love it. Have to be back in two hours.
You're crazy! It runs in the family.
You're dancing. This is it. Yeah, dancing.
You're familiar with our work? You mean the TV ratings?
You're gonna eat with a fork. I don't have my maple syrup either.
You're gonna get run over. Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
You're gonna have to get on a plane. Yeah, get on a plane.
You're gonna have to... How much? It's 12:30.
You're not gonna have to dance. I have to learn to dance.
You're wrong. You know he can't decide for himself.
You've been here that long? That's when I started.
Your brother took you to Las Vegas? $3,000 on the wheel of fortune.
Yours are too tight. Ray, did you fuckin' hear what I said?
...Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Denver, Omaha, Chicago...
...our believed neighbor, for our memory, admiration and respect for him
...then she sees an identical twin.
...there was initiated
...with the clipboard, and after that, the dog bit him.
..have your dispute settled in our forum of People's Court. Dah dah dah dah.
'65, '75, '85...
'Cause I got to thank you, man. You, uh...
'Cause I'm gone for good... gone for good from my home.
'Cause you can't tell me you're not in there somewhere!
'Course, I don't have my books. 'Course, there are no bookshelves.
'Course, I'm going to be here for a long time, a very long time.
'Course, I'm never going back. It's definitely a long journey.
'Course, it's 27 minutes to Jeopardy.
'Course, it's a long way to California,
'Course, maple syrup's supposed to be on the table...
'Course, Monday night's Italian night.
'Course, the seats were originally brown leather. Now they're pitiful red.
'Course, the shower's in the bathroom.
'Course, there were noises.
'Course, there's no bed there.
'Course, there's no bed there.
'Course, this interstate's very dangerous.
'Course, this is not my room, and the bed's in the wrong place.
'Course, today's Monday. I always drive the car on Saturday, never Monday.
'Course, we have tapioca pudding for dessert.
"Funny Rain Man."
"It's not for children."
"Serious injury list. Charlie Babbitt."
"Serious injury list"? Are you fuckin' kidding me?
"Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988."
"We don't go out when it's raining."
♪ And the way she looked
♪ And you know what I mean
♪ Beyond the blue horizon
♪ Beyond the blue horizon
♪ Cos lonely women make good lovers...
♪ Da da da da da da da da
♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
♪ Hear the word of the Lord
♪ Hey now, hey now
♪ Hey now, hey now
♪ Iko iko unday
♪ Iko iko unday
♪ Iko iko unday
♪ Jockamo fina anane
♪ Jockamo fina anane
♪ Jockamo fina anane
♪ Jockamo fina anane
♪ Jockamo fina anane
♪ Jockamo fino anane
♪ Look at my king all dressed in red
♪ Nathan Jones, you've been gone too long
♪ No, no, they can't take that away from me
♪ Now hear the word of the Lord
♪ Oh, come on, sugar
♪ Ooh
♪ She was just 17
♪ So how could I dance with another
♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now, hey now
♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now, hey now
♪ The way you haunt my dreams
♪ The way you hold your knife
♪ They can't take that
♪ Was way beyond compare
♪ We may never, never meet again
♪ Well, your head bone's connected from your neck bone
♪ Winter's passed, spring and fall
♪ You never called
♪ You never wrote me
♪ Your ankle bone's connected from your heel bone
♪ Your back bone's connected from your hip bone
♪ Your shoulder bone's connected from your back bone
♪ Your thigh bone's connected from your knee bone
$20 starts you all off on a very important match.
$250,000.
$3,000 on 20.
4 5 4 5. You're already number 18.
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