My Blue Heaven (1990) Edit

A .22 will just rattle around

A .45 will blow a barn door

A $1,200 suit on my credit card.

A dome is what you need.

A guy I know won those in a contest.

A guy in Reno will marry you even if you're still married.

A limo! Oh, yes!

A little gesture to show you're friendly.

A little linguini, a little scungilli.

A narrow minded fanatic

A nice house somewhere in America.

A nice house, and a weekly paycheck.

A popover.

A very pleasant shopping experience.

Aah!

Aah!

Aarrgh!

About Mr. Gazzo killing Nicky Capelli

About the books in your trunk.

About this ball park when I arrested you?

About what's going on around here

Adventures in a life of crime and punishment.

After this trip.

After which we'll go back.

Against the wall, sir.

All bets are off.

All right, freeze!

All right, get this:

All right, guys, what do you got?

All right, how about this?

All right, then.

All right.

All right. I see it.

All right. Let's go. Right now.

Although I got to admit,

Am I not?

American airlines flight 550

An assistant D.A.

An error cost the Padres the game.

And a pregnant woman?

And astroturf again!

And don't come out the other end

And eat a lot of takeout food.

And everybody just get out of the way!

And everyone was always losing their keys.

And furthermore,

And get me a new dog.

And get one of those little bottles of wine

And Hannah should lighten up?

And I haven't seen her since.

And I hope you don't mind,

And I responded.

And I should lighten up?

And I'll kill you.

And I've been to Italy

And in exchange for this testimony,

And it came in handy on several occasions

And it was our idea.

And let me know when you're done with him,

And look where it got me.

And maybe even a dome.

And now she hates me, and it's all your fault.

And now, Fryburg city council's

And release him in our custody.

And ship it out of here in boxcars.

And somebody else gets to clean it up.

And stay out of my purse while I'm on the phone.

And that's the truth.

And that's the truth.

And the only reason

And the swordfish?

And the whole community should lighten up?

And then got thrown back out.

And therefore, we ask that you grant bail

And this gentleman is interested in a dog.

And what do I find?

And what happened then, Mr. Antonelli?

And what is there but 6,000 watches?

And what kind of pasta do you have?

And while that may be all right

And you end up with a suit that doesn't match.

And you keep track of everything.

And you sell my friend his double scotch,

And you were going to give the money

And you're going to pass another turtle off

And you're in town to buy stolen goods

Angie.

Angie. How are you?

Annette, give me that gray suit I gave you.

Another heartbreaking loss by the home team.

Anybody could blow a 7 run lead.

Anyway, I'm not your problem.

Are going to walk in and try to kill him.

Are sitting right here in Fryburg,

Are these good seats or what?

Are you sure he's a minister?

Are you trying to make a deal with me?

Aren't you currently

Arugula.

As if cartoon hit men in white on white ties

As the dead turtle, right?

As the Provolone trial continues,

As to what else

At 1300 hours.

At a ball game or anyplace else

At least listen to him.

At least you never got involved with her.

At the moment, Mr. Wilkinson,

At the stadium,

Aw, jeez!

Aw, Vinnie, now what?

Awesome.

Back it up!

Back to the dangerous world

Back to the motel.

Barney Coopersmith, FBI.

Barney,

Barney, how ya doing?

Barney, I am sorry.

Barney, I've been thinking.

Barney, I've upset you.

Barney, listen to me.

Barney, take a look at the 2 of us.

Barney, what a day.

Barney, you know what this lady did?

Barney!

Barney! Thank God!

Barney.

Barney.

Barney. What a great name.

Baseball fans? Yes.

Bastard.

Bastards.

Be careful of women on diets

Because by tomorrow

Because I could use him.

Because I know it would be a major disappointment

Because it hurts my ears when you do it.

Because there was nothing to say.

Because they're always in a bad mood.

Because this was my intention

Because you are a blight on this community,

Because you could melt all this stuff.

Belongs to the Reverend Malcolm Dickenson.

Better chance of you and her

Billy Sparrow.

Boo, boo, boo.

Boy, this is the second relief pitcher

Boy, Vinnie, you look good.

Brand new shoes.

Bring it back here, Epstein!

Buckle your knees a little.

But for a guy like me,

But he caught too many fish,

But he didn't.

But he not gonna make it now

But I always look them in the eye.

But I can do the Merengue.

But I don't have any room in my freezer

But I'd like very much

But if I did, it would be comforting to know

But instead of putting his on his tray,

But it's just no fun here.

But it's still the truth.

But never for one moment

But now I'm afraid I can't,

But still, drinking, muttering to myself,

But that's what he said.

But these guys, they steal your heart.

But they're not.

But what I don't realize

But you don't hear me complaining.

But you get your check every week

But you just got here.

But you know, this lawn reminds

Buying things for their wives?

By the way,

Bye, honey.

Bye, mom.

Bye, mom.

Bye.

Call me Vinnie.

Call my office in San Diego.

Calling each other Terry and Todd .

Can I get you something, ma'am?

Can you put Vinnie back on, please?

Capeece?</I>

Car 274 to headquarters.

Car radios!

Care for something to drink, ma'am?

CDs!

Champagne for everybody?

Chocolate chip.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on in. Come on in.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, kids, move back.

Come on, Vinnie. Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I want to dance.

Come over here and nobody gets hurt.

Coming up.

Congratulations.

Coopersmith,

Could be a major criminal conspiracy.

Could've happened to anybody, right?

Creep.

Creeps.

Cuff him!

Did I intend to rip off these beautiful children.

Did I tell you they were from Vancouver,

Did I tell you, or did I tell you?

Did Mr. Gazzo say anything at this point?

Did you have a warrant to search his trunk?

Did you have a warrant?

Did you tell somebody she was dead?

Did your kids ever figure out

Didn't hate it, right?

Didn't your mother ever teach you this?

Died 3 years ago to the day.

Dino! How are you, Dino?

Disgusting, revolting, creep!

Do a little Merengue for us.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Do you expect me to believe this?

Do you have any Italian food?

Do you mind getting the door, please?

Do you remember dad?

Do you still love our dad?

Do you want to dance?

Does it have a TV?

Don't ask me to explain it.

Don't be an idiot.

Don't do anything.

Don't get him mad.

Don't let anyone know who you are

Don't patronize me.

Don't tell me you're gonna book him for bigamy?

Don't you understand, Vinnie?

Duck!

Duck!

Eddie what?

Eddie.

Even people who don't.

Ever been to Sicily, by any chance?

Every day he is on the streets,

Everybody thinks they're humorous,

Everybody's so nice.

Everyone thinks they have,

Everything all right, Vinnie?

Everything doesn't have to be a war

Everything's so clean.

Excellent.

Except for those army shoes.

Excuse me, sir.

Fans, what are we going to do about Wally unting?

Fine, thank you.

First left out the door.

For 2 bucks,

For a human being to change.

For a scam moneymaking scheme

For anything that's not related to the job.

For anything tomorrow.

For as long as it takes

For better or for worse.

For law enforcement personnel

For once in my life, I'm telling

For San Francisco is now boarding...

For some coffee or something?

For someone I was in a car pool with.

For Thanksgiving with dad.

For the Fryburg little league?

For the toxic waste of criminal America.

For them to find out.

For what you did the other day,

For you to have a problem with that D.A.

Forever.

From the government, right?

From the office.

Fuck you!

Fungole.

Gaetano's expecting me at 10:00.

Get down, get down!

Get going, Coopersmith!

Get in.

Get off my back about the D.A.

Get the new best seller, how I got here

Get your cannolis, zeppoli,

Ginger ale for me.

Girls. You're a good looking guy.

Give me a call.

Give me that pen again.

Give me the suit, right now.

Give me your pants.

Give us a clue. Give me some idea.

Giving me a side of beef.

Go home to your wife and family.

Go to hell!

Good morning, sir.

Good morning, sir.

Good morning!

Good morning.

Good night, Barney.

Good night, Vinnie.

Good night, Vinnie.

Good!

Got a grand theft auto just waiting for you.

Got any vodka? Hey, there you go.

Got to look around. That looks really good.

Grand theft auto. Felony theft.

Great.

Great. Baseball.

Great. Great.

Green side up.

Guys, I'm in the middle of an anecdote.

Guys!

Ha. Not at all.

Hannah doesn't find him as funny as I do.

Hannah Stubbs of the district attorney's office.

Hannah turns against me,

Hannah, Hannah! Isn't he wonderful?

Hannah!

Hannah!

Hannah.

Hannah.

Harry and Dicky.

Harvest gold fixtures in the kitchen.

Have a good one, Vinnie.

Have a nice day at the office, honey.

Have a nice day.

Have a nice day.

Have a nice day.

Have a nice day.

Have you ever been wrong about anything?

He commits a crime.

He gave you the keys. Is that correct?

He has a system for eating pancakes.

He has a system for everything.

He has one more court appearance.

He has to testify again in New York in 3 days,

He invented that valve doohickey

He is the minister of the Presbyterian church

He just fell in love, sir.

He left me

He made me drink.

He makes the hairs on the back my neck stand up.

He might be telling the truth.

He might even put in bleachers.

He must be protected so that he can testify

He only answered to his name.

He owns a lumberyard.

He said, don't worry.

He seems totally different.

He walks into the house without even knocking.

He was safe.

He was supposed to leave them in the car.

He's looking to buy stolen credit cards.

He's under the protection

Hear, hear!

Hello.

Here in Fryburg, every citizen is a victim.

Here in Fryburg!

Here you go. Thank you.

Here, sweetie.

Here's a form for our suggestion box.

Here's a program for you.

Here's to forever.

Hey, all right, all right.

Hey, Barney, lighten up.

Hey, Barney.

Hey, Barney.

Hey, buddy, are you gonna read it or buy it?

Hey, Crystal, how's our little one?

Hey, Crystal, I want to show you this.

Hey, everybody ready?

Hey, Hannah,

Hey, hey, hey, mama, mama, mama.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey!

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Linda, what do you think?

Hey, peanuts!

Hey, umpire.

Hey, we can't go.

Hey, you can drive away. I won't follow you.

Hey, you don't have to put them on in this.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey...

Hi, Barney.

Hi, Barney.

Hi, dad.

Hi, dad.

Hi, Debbie. Hi, Brodie.

Hi, I'm Jamie.

Hi, kids. How ya doing?

Hi, kids. My name is Todd.

Hi, Marie.

Hi, Mr. Wilkinson.

Hi, Shaldeen.

Hi, Todd.

Hi.

Hi.

Hijacking.

His life is in danger.

His whole life is fishing,

Hiya, girls. How ya doing?

Hiya, kids!

Hiya, Tommy. Hiya, Jamie.

Hiya.

Hmm?

Hold it right there!

Hold it.

Hot dogs!

Hot dogs!

How about it?

How are we going to fence this shit?

How do you happen to know how to jump start a car?

How does he eat pancakes?

How long have you been in this job,

How long you think you get your check?

How many hot dogs do we want, 2 each?

How much?

How old are you?

How should I know? Number 1 Happy Street.

How was it?

How you two girls doing?

Huh? How about that, huh?

I already said you dirty rat.

I always promised you

I am entitled to make a phone call,

I am not happy about this!

I am. Really, I am. I owe you.

I apologize, your honor,

I assume that he'll stay out of trouble

I can make you a minister.

I can, too!

I can't believe I even suggested it!

I can't believe I'm back in this crummy town.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you did this to me.

I can't do that, Vinnie.

I can't help it.

I can't promise anything.

I changed my mind.

I changed my mind.

I could never shoot at anyone.

I could've bought a VCR. Could've bought a new car!

I could've pulled out months ago.

I counted the days until Christmas.

I did.

I did.

I did...

I didn't do anything in the first place,

I didn't marry her under my real name.

I didn't marry her under my real name.

I didn't say anything about it

I don't believe this! Are you crazy?

I don't know what kind I'm getting.

I don't know what's happening.

I don't know yet.

I don't know your name, though.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Am I?

I don't mean it like an expression

I don't mind.

I don't understand. You're already married.

I don't want a hot dog.

I don't want to fill out any more forms.

I don't want you to testify.

I find that hard to believe.

I get to live in a place...

I get to never see my parents again

I got a little proposition to make you.

I got a wife and a family I'm not with, Dicky,

I got to drive a BMW.

I got to talk to you.

I had no idea!

I hate that name. I really hate that name!

I have a job, OK?

I have a sense of humor.

I have an appointment with my tailor.

I have another errand to run,

I have nothing against books.

I have to make a phone call.

I haven't had arugula in 6 weeks.

I heard had good marinara sauce.

I hope you had

I I'm cleaning in solitary.

I jump started the wrong car.

I just got them from the post office.

I just want it in a flaky pastry.

I know how it feels to be disappointed.

I know that field.

I know this guy.

I know what you mean.

I know who you are. I just met you.

I know.

I know.

I know. OK, hold on a sec.

I learned it in the army.

I lied.

I live here.

I live here.

I live here.

I love it here.

I love the Yankees.

I may not live here, but it's still my house.

I mean, I'm with you.

I mean, that's my philosophy anyway.

I mean, therapists aren't supposed to say

I must be working out some screwed up karma.

I never bet when I'm sure I'm right.

I never touched a gun in my life.

I once knew a guy had a parrot said that.

I only wish.

I promise.

I recently made the acquaintance of.

I run down

I run downstairs and look under the tree,

I said, Vinnie, you're already married.

I see him constantly.

I see potential.

I see that it's funny.

I see.

I seriously doubt that.

I should do something. What could I do?

I swear on my mother's life.

I think I'm going to stay behind

I think it was a Bloody Mary.

I think this is the kind of thing

I think, great, 6,000 watches.

I thought he was cute.

I thought Wankel invented the rotary engine.

I thought you didn't

I thought you was dead.

I tip everybody.

I try to do something for someone,

I want to show you something.

I want to stake out some son of a bitch

I want to wear a windbreaker.

I want you to keep your nose clean.

I was feeling so...

I was in a hurry.

I was in the motor pool,

I was on my way to church

I was your pallbearer.

I wasn't in your purse.

I wish I could remember

I withdraw the question.

I wouldn't have had to jump start it.

I'd like to order room service for 2.

I'd like you to meet my brother in law Barney.

I'd live here myself if my wife didn't...

I'll arrange the whole thing.

I'll be paying it off the rest of my life.

I'll call you.

I'll get chocolate chip.

I'll get you some Italian food.

I'll go undercover, infiltrate them.

I'll hang them up.

I'll make sure

I'll need your social security number

I'll see you next week.

I'll take care of this.

I'll take this down to that pressing machine.

I'll throw the book at you.

I'm a friend of your mom's

I'm a new man.

I'm a terrible dancer.

I'm arresting you

I'm broke.

I'm curious

I'm drinking in solitary.

I'm exactly the guy he put it in for.

I'm first, I'm first!

I'm getting back into undercover work.

I'm going to buy you a Flying Zombo.

I'm going to take you and buy you a drink.

I'm going too, Barney.

I'm in a community

I'm in love with Hannah.

I'm in Reno.

I'm indicting you under your real name.

I'm just talking in general.

I'm meeting somebody.

I'm not down.

I'm not really.

I'm not talking about romance.

I'm nothing.

I'm ready to testify. He'll go to jail.

I'm really pissed, OK?

I'm so pissed at you!

I'm sorry to hear that,

I'm sorry, Mrs. Stubbs.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Stubbs.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure it will come as no surprise to you

I'm the assistant district attorney.

I'm the funny one.

I'm the worst case scenario of Jefferson's dreams.

I'm Tommy.

I'm trying to tell you, I'm with you.

I'm undercover.

I'm very happy for you.

I'm wasting the best years of my life for nothing.

I'm with the government.

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

I'm working,

I'm wrinkling up your jacket

I've been thinking of advising this man

I've got you

I've never been interested in anyone on any level

If anyone looks like they know you...

If I knew, I wouldn't have borrowed the other one.

If I wanted to,

If one's serious, the other one's funny.

If there's anything you want

If there's overtime involved.

If they find out you're FBI,

If you don't mind.

If you ever want baseball tickets,

If you get into trouble here

If you have any problems at all,

If you like that kind of thing.

If you start calling each other

If you think I'm saying what I'm saying

If you were interested,

If you'd like to come with me.

In 3 weeks.

In 24 hours every hit man in America will be here.

In a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere

In addition to my regular duties, sir.

In at least 3 major hijackings,

In case I want to read it more than once.

In exchange for this testimony.

In front of my mother.

In my own house?

In New York in the immediate future,

In October.

In places like New York

In the back seat of that car.

In the bureau.

In the federal witness protection program?

In the frozen food section.

In the meantime, Coopersmith?

In the San Diego area.

Informer.

Is expected to call Vincent Antonelli,

Is in the federal witness program.

Is looking out for this community.

Is that each watch is worth 10 grand.

Is that someone's gonna steal it from you.

Is that we be permitted

Is that your solution,

Is there anything else I could take on

Isn't that right, Barney?

Isn't there a guard?

It doesn't make any sense

It doesn't work that way.

It don't say Polly want a cracker.

It doomed me forever to middle management,

It made her sick.

It pretends this man is in danger

It says here your name's Todd.

It slows him down. How was she?

It was a disappointing Christmas

It was a green Chrysler.

It was all for the community.

It was supposed to be a surprise for the kids.

It was the high point of my life.

It will be good to get back home.

It'll be a long time

It'll give me a chance to thank you

It's $1.00, right?

It's $1.00, right?

It's a cocktail party

It's a high risk occupation.

It's a living hell.

It's a miracle she lasted as long as she did.

It's a nice house, Terry. okay?

It's a pair of socks.

It's a stereotype, and I resent it.

It's a vegetable.

It's all right, everybody!

It's an expression.

It's better than the slammer.

It's gonna be a lot easier if you start

It's got gas heat, air conditioned,

It's great to see you, Vin.

It's in bad condition, though.

It's Italian for...

It's Louie!

It's me, Vinnie.

It's nice, isn't it?

It's not bad with egg salad.

It's not tipping I believe in.

It's OK. Don't get me wrong.

It's overtipping.

It's so awesome.

It's terrible. She's in the hospital.

It's Thanksgiving.

It's the first time in my life

It's your life. Suit yourself.

Jamie, the 9 year old, is the serious one.

Jeez, I'm glad to see you.

Jefferson put that in the constitution.

Jesus, look at this shit!

Jump starting ambulances in order to get invalids

Just based on what we found in his trunk.

Just go to hell!

Just lay low until we get through New York.

Just looking. Cute kids.

Just out of curiosity, where's your wife?

Just try something different.

KBAJ now ends its broadcast day.

Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.

Keep the change, please.

Know what I noticed about you?

Lady, this man is much more important

Last week I drove 43 miles to a restaurant

Leave your celery.

Let me ask you something.

Let me at him.

Let me borrow that pen again.

Let me do this.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's have a good game.

Let's take a look inside.

Like a .45.

Like you still live here.

Like you're wrinkling your pants.

Like your shoes,