The Proposal (2009) Edit

A ha.

A sign from the universe that you're meant to be together.

About how you proposed.

About your goofing off in New York.

Accepted.

Actually we've heard it lots of ways.

Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there

Actually, Margaret loves telling this story...

Actually, we're headed to your office right now. Yeah.

Admitting this marriage is a sham...

After Bob called me a poisonous bitch.

Ah, Gammy. How are you doing? Where's Dad?

Ah, well. Take the deal.

Ah! Our fearless leader and her liege. Please, do come in.

All right, come here. You've got to get warm. Come on.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Here we go.

All righty now. So, uh... We clear on that?

All the canceled dates, all the midnight Tampax runs,

All those late nights at the office and weekend book fairs.

Allowing me to be a part of this weekend.

Almost broke them up.

Am I the only one not getting this?

And a stay of five years in federal prison.

And all excited to meet you.

And as swung open that door, there he was...

And ask that your loins be abundantly fertile.

And asked about a Q switched laser.

And because I didn't want to leave

And because I didn't want to leave

And call me tomorrow with your decision.

And for three years I watched him work harder

And found that they in fact do remove tattoos.

And give you necklaces! And you have all that here,

And God forbid that they should have a grandchild

And he strongly believes that you are,

And he was choking back soft, soft sobs.

And he was scared. Like a little tiny bird.

And he will put it on that Internet site.

And he's still in training. Sorry.

And here's the bed.

And I apologize.

And I can't tell you how much we appreciate you seeing us

And I forgot what it felt like to have people love you

And I happen to think it's a terrific idea...

And I happened to be knocked up when I wore this.

And I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him.

And I knew that if I threatened to destroy his career...

And I put your lady's number in, too.

And I said "no," yeah.

And I say, "Well, why don't we come up and see you instead?"

And I think it would just be a lot easier

And I think it's up to you to

And I think that we should all be privy to.

And I thought it would be easy to watch him do it.

And I'll make sure we buy this before I leave.

And I'm drinking your coffee why?

And if you get chilly tonight...

And if you say another word,

And it got me thinking.

And keep the lawyer on the sheets.

And make you breakfast and say, "Hey!

And my grandmother's gonna die.

And my phone is on all the time! OK, bye bye.

And once they cleared, I looked down, and I saw...

And out fluttered these tiny, little hand cut heart confettis.

And put it in my conference room.

And run away to New York with me.

And she is going to go back to Canada.

And she needs to get ready.

And she said, "Yep." The end. Who's hungry?

And that way Grandma Annie can be a part of it.

And the, uh, bird tattoo?

And then she goes ahead and she writes this crap!

And then you can tell everyone you resigned, OK?

And they, uh... forced me to eat

And things started to change.

And this is the only one I've given you.

And we thought it'd be a nice surprise.

And we'll tell my family about our engagement

And what's the problem?

And when you told me about your tattoo.

And why does she want me to call her?

And why wouldn't we stay at mine?

And you brought her home to meet your mother.

And you can get married like we did, in the barn.

And you guys called it off because of...

And you have Gertrude, and I'm... I'm just screwing it up!

And you probably live at some squalid little studio apartment

And you, young man, will have committed a felony...

And you'll publish my manuscript.

And you're still willing to put them through this?

And your answers better match up on every account.

And, uh... I went to the bathroom and cried

And, um...

And, you, meet me at the dock.

And...

And... you went to Frankfurt.

Andr...

Andrew and I were about to celebrate

Andrew here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, OK?

Andrew will film it with his little camera phone

Andrew, hey!

Andrew, hey.

Andrew, honey, is everything OK?

Andrew, they're not gonna find out, OK? Just relax.

Andrew, this was a business deal,

Andrew!

Andrew!

Andrew!

Andrew! Andrew!

Andrew! Help her with those.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Andrew. Andrew!

Andrew. Hi.

Andrew...

Andy! Give her a real kiss!

Annie, it's beautiful, but I don't really think...

Annie! Joe!

Annie! Joe! Joe!

Annie.

Another word and you're going out of here

Anyway, she, uh... is a little peeved.

Apparently, I wasn't the most gracious of hosts last night.

Are you a citizen of this country, Ramone?

Are you a good driver?

Are you both committing fraud to avoid her deportation

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you there? Hello? Hello? Oh, crap.

Are your eyes closed?

Are your parents dead?

Are... are you all right, dear?

Aren't you supposed to get down on your knee or something?

Assistant.

At Andrew's parents' house.

Because Annie is the best tailor in southeast Alaska.

Because he will never come back home now.

Because I live at Central Park West.

Because I'd like to date you.

Because I've been running.

Because if you don't marry me, your dreams of touching the lives of millions

Because of my big promotion that I had coming up.

Because of you. Because of you.

Because one wrong answer...

Because she doesn't have the decency...

Because we had a deal!

Because you are threatened by me!

Because you know I'm right.

Because you know what you're gonna have on your deathbed?

Because you said so yourself.

Because you weren't allowed out of the country

Because your coffee spilled.

Because, Frank, for so many years...

Because, well... we are happy. So happy.

Before I'm dead?

Before we throw the kitchen sink at each other?

Before you got married.

Bergen and Malloy want to see you upstairs immediately.

Besides taking writers out to lunch and getting bombed.

Big day for her.

Block 'em out, block 'em out, block 'em out. There you go.

Bob is gonna fire you the second I'm gone. Guaranteed.

Bob is nothing but a disgruntled former employee.

Bob Spaulding? The guy I just fired?

Bob Spaulding.

Bob, I'm letting you go.

Bob. Poor Bob. I am so sorry.

Boys, stop it! Stop it!

But anyway... you're a lucky girl.

But for you, it's going to require

But I didn't realize any of this until I was standing alone.

But I do have something I need to say.

But I think that...

But I went to that hotel anyway.

But it makes me happy. You understand?

But it wasn't.

But it's not me. Now, it must seem strange to you,

But not you. It's girl stuff. You'd hate it.

But the bad news is that you have four days

But the door was already unlocked.

But then I saved him. Then it came back, and it took my phone.

But this is your legacy, this book.

But this little missus better learn how to cook...

But until then, like it or not,

But we know you're incredibly busy

But we take all of our submissions around here very seriously.

But we were kids.

But we're just so excited! I know you're excited, too.

But you canceled your appointment.

But you're family.

But you're OK if I go?

But, wouldn't be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries.

But, yes, it is new to my office.

By the way, there are extra towels and linens and things

Bye bye, Margaret.

Can we wait two seconds

Can we, uh, not talk about that, please?

Can't fight a love like ours, so, uh...

Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow

Chant what?

Charming.

Cinnamon rolls.

Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.

Come here.

Come here. Come to Mama.

Come on down here, pumpkin.

Come on, come on. I got you. I got you.

Come on, give me your hand!

Come on, honey.

Come on, Margaret! Feel the rhythm of the drums. Now you.

Come on, sweetie.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on, come on, come on.

Come on! Come on! Oh, oh...

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on! It's not like I'm even an immigrant!

Come on. Here we go.

Come on. It's OK.

Come on. Let's go. My grandma's moving faster than you.

Come on...

Come to me, Margaret of New York.

Come, come. We must give thanks.

Come, my sexy princess.

Come. Dance with me in celebration.

Come. See how I give thanks to Mother Earth.

Completely.

Congratulations, Andrew.

Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old now.

Could you do that again in English, please?

Cover it up, for the love of God!

Crap. Andrew, Andrew, phone.

Dark... Maybe like a hunter green?

Darling, Frank.

Deported?

Did you call, um... What's her name?

Didn't think so. I have work to do.

Do explain.

Doesn't care much who publishes Don DeLillo.

Don't do it, Bob. Don't do it.

Don't like flowers in the house,

Don't look at me.

Don't take this the wrong way.

Don't you worry about that.

Dragon Lady! Here they come...

Dude, for real. Her?

Even after we're gone.

Even if... if you don't agree with him.

Even when you checked me out when we were naked.

Everything is going to be great.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Exactly. Is that what you want?

Excuse me?

Explain yourself please.

Family doesn't stay at a hotel.

Favorite color is blue.

Fine.

Fine. I see how this is gonna go.

Fine. What?

First there's the whole leaving thing. I understand that.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Flight 1601, as soon as you're in position,

Follow and learn.

For it is their family and friends

For real?

For your scheduled interview,

Frank can be a little scary to deal with. For you.

Frank hasn't done an interview in 20 years.

Frank is doing Oprah.

Frank, Frank.

Frank, hold on a second. Can you hold a second?

Frank, hold on. No, no, no, no.

Frank, I just, uh...

Frank, if I may get down to it, OK...

Frank, people in this country are busy, broke,

Frank, the truth is all A plus novelists do publicity.

Frank! Can I tell you what else they have in common? A Pulitzer.

Frank! Frank, darling.

Frank. Frank, I'm sorry you feel

Frank. Frank. Frank, darling. Frank? It's going to be fine.

Free. Be free.

Fun fact about Andrew number 11:

Gammy?

Gammy's 90th birthday, and the whole family's coming together.

Genius! Genius. He completely fell for it.

Gert? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow.

Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine.

Give her a kiss!

Give it to her, Ramone!

Give me that dog!

Give me that dog!

Give me that dog!

Go away. Go away.

Go on, Margaret. Get up there!

Go on, Ramone! Give it to her!

Go, go, go... Hold on.

Go, go, go... Hold on.

Go, go. Just let me get a towel.

Go.

God, I can't sing that high.

Gonna be fun. I'll be checking up on you.

Good morning, Miss Tate.

Got off the phone with him, and he is in.

Got them when I was 16... after my parents died.

Gotta say something.

Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren.

Great. So, we're all good? Everything good?

Guess who. For you. For you. For you.

Hand cut confetti?

Hand off ass! Off ass!

Has to do with my relationship with Andrew?

Have an amazing life. You deserve it. Margaret.

Have security take his breakfront out of his office

Have the two of you told your parents about your secret love?

Have them start drafting a press release.

Have you finished the manuscript I gave you?

Haven't slept with a man in over a year and a half.

He is my son. I only get to see him every three years

He is the only person in the building who has enough experience.

He knew your favorite color.

He said it's imperative...

He said to me...

He still hasn't warmed up to her.

He was probably just being modest, dear.

He was Russian and she was Tlingit, and back then

He was wonderful.

He would send you to prison.

He's got my phone, and Frank's calling me on that phone.

He's moving. He has crazy eyes.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. Hello? Hello.

Hence, the boat.

Here it is.

Here we are. We're home.

Here we go again.

Here you go. Your regular lattes.

Here. Take the dog. Take the dog. Take it. Take it.

Here's a good one. Do I have any scars?

Hey, Andrew! Welcome home!

Hey, Andrew. Hi!

Hey, Bob.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? I'm watching that.

Hey, hi.

Hey, I'm... Why aren't you taking notes?

Hey, uh... I have a little favor I need from you, buddy...

Hey, you have room for one more?

Hey! Give me your hand!

Hey! Let's see a kiss from you two cuties.

Hey! There you are. How are you holding up?

Hey.

Hey... oh.

Hi, how are you? Pleasure.

Hi. I'm Mr. Gilbertson.

Hi. Right this way...

Hmm.

Hmm. Ow.

Hola.

Hollowing out that old stupid canoe again?

Hope everyone is decent.

How could I?

How do you know they won't find out?

How do you spell "Ramone?"

How is the soda pop relevant to the dancing?

How you doing? I didn't know that you were gonna be here.

How you like that? Huh?

Huh! Wow, OK.

Huh? Where am I?

Huh.

I actually would love to hear the story, Andrew.

I always get my man.

I am begging you.

I am so tired.

I asked her to marry me, she said "yes."

I call it the Baby Maker.

I can just call them and I can cancel.

I can, uh... I can manage everything from Toronto...

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't do that.

I can't swim!

I di... I didn't mean to jump you.

I did not take an oath. When did I take an oath?

I didn't do anything, I mean...

I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. No.

I didn't...

I do. It's like Christmas in a cup.

I don't know how she comes up with this stuff.

I don't know.

I don't understand this.

I don't understand what's happening.

I don't want him leaving me for another woman.

I don't want him leaving me for another woman.

I don't want to sell you on anything,

I don't want to touch it. No. OK, OK. Very sweet.

I feel sorry for you, Dad.

I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent

I forced Andrew here to marry me.

I got a phone call from Mr. Gilbertson here,

I got it.

I got you.

I guess I will pop for you to fly first class. But make sure you use the miles.

I guess the word "girl" is inappropriate.

I guess they're not ready for me.

I had a great day today. Thank you.

I hate it.

I have a bad feeling about this.

I have horrible service, Frank. Give me just one minute.

I have never farted in front of him.

I have told you that is impossible.

I haven't had a lot of vacation time the last three years.

I heard about your lady bailin'.

I hope you are ready for your big surprise...

I insist!

I just had a frank conversation with him about his future.

I just kinda feel like going outside.

I just needed to get away from everybody.

I just wanted... some air.

I just, uh, want you to be happy, Frank.

I know who they are. I just wanted to hear you sing it.

I know, I know. OK, tell Gammy I'm sorry. OK? What...

I know...

I lied because I knew publishing meant...

I like to think so. Besides, it's illegal.

I love listening to you, Frank.

I loved her from the beginning.

I mean I wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink

I mean, I am very appreciative of what you've done,

I mean, I picked up on all her little hints.

I need for you to file this fiancée visa for me, please.

I need for you to send the boxes in my office to...

I need that phone. Take the dog.

I need the shirt off your back. Literally.

I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto.

I need you to quit playing around...

I of course Googled a Q switched laser

I pressured you into doing Oprah, but...

I pressured you into doing Oprah, but...

I promise.

I read Wuthering Heights every Christmas.

I see you are a curious one.

I talk to your neighbors, I interview your coworkers.

I think Brian Dennehy is sexy.

I think I'll get a refill.

I think I'm having a heart attack.

I think I've been more than understanding

I think if you'll just taste it.

I think it would be a mistake to back out.

I think it's time that the world get to enjoy your words as well.

I think there's something that you should know.

I thought he was seeing someone else.

I took disco lessons in the sixth grade.

I want to make sure everything is...

I want to talk to both of you.

I was serious.

I was telling you about. You ready?

I went there and I pounded on the door,

I will come down and dance with you.

I will cut your balls off in your sleep. OK?

I will make you editor. Happy?

I will see you both at 11:00 Monday morning

I will.

I wish you had another son. I really do.

I would like that very much.

I, uh...

I, uh... have a bit of an announcement

I, uh... I just, uh, I just wanted to...

I'd lose you as an assistant

I'd love to, but she won't let me do anything.

I'll explain everything later.

I'll finish this. Go.

I'll make you editor. Fine.

I'll pick the right moment.

I'll put you each in a room, and I'll ask you every little question

I'll see you at the wedding.

I'm comfortable that way.

I'm curious to know the answer myself.

I'm feeling much better, sonny.

I'm from Canada, for Christ's sake.

I'm getting married.

I'm going to marry Margaret Tate.

I'm gonna go into town to pick it up. Wanna come?

I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna go out, outside.

I'm gonna take that as a "yes."

I'm gonna take you down.

I'm here.

I'm looking at a $250,000 fine and five years in jail.

I'm not gonna let you do this.

I'm not rich. My parents are rich.

I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.

I'm pretty sure. Two years ago, your dermatologist called

I'm so happy for you two!

I'm sorry, son. I didn't know how you felt about her.

I'm sorry, were you not in that room?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please.

I'm sure that Dad is pissed,

I'm sure there's many many other things,

I'm that good.

I've been alone all this time.

I've been going over my retirement plans recently,

I've been on my own since I was 16

I've been working for Margaret Tate for three years.

I've done a lot of things in my life.

I've had 89 birthday parties, I don't need another one.

I've had enough.

I've never been anywhere but here. This is home.

I've never seen him so...

I've read thousands of manuscripts,

If I don't go with her, she's just gonna...

If I want your praise, I will ask for it.

If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left.

If she doesn't get her manuscript in on time

If that's what makes you happy, son, I got nothing to say.

If there was any way, any way at all

If we forgot everything that happened and I just left.

If you do the Alaska weekend and the immigration interview,

If you just give us our next step,

If you touch my ass one more time,

If you're deported, you can't work for an American company.

If you're getting excited...

If your answers don't match up at every point,

In a barn... wife less.

In a tuxedo. Your son. Your son.

In here if you need them.

In my mind I see her with someone perhaps...

In this very shop. In 1929.

Is a proper way to express your frustration!

Is it, uh, OK if I go with him?

Is one of the most respected editors in town.

Is that a coincidence?

Is that a crime?

Isn't he your secretary?

It all becomes very civilized.

It has special powers.

It is English Regency Egyptian Revival, built in the 1800s

It makes us feel like we'll still be part of your lives

It seems that the United States Government

It was a little bit of a shock

It was a terrible time for me,

It will be fine. It will be fine.

It would be a dream come true for me

It's a little different than New York, huh?

It's a Paxton family tradition.

It's a really nice gesture, but I really need to just...

It's a sham wedding. It's kind of stressful.

It's a tradition.

It's a, uh, crazy day today.

It's all charged up, Andrew.

It's been in the family for more than 150 years.

It's definitely good to see her. It's...

It's fine. She's not gonna find out.

It's funny how things come back in style.

It's gonna be OK.

It's my favorite book.

It's not like we're gonna be married forever.

It's ridiculous. I can't get dry.

It's terrific.

It's the texture. I'm not a fish person.

It's your parents' house.

J j just... I'm sorry.

Jack, Edwin.

Japanese calligraphy? Barbed wire?

Jill? Hi. Nice to meet you. My pleasure.

Jordan!

Jordan?

Jordan.

Juneau? I thought we were going to Sitka.

Just 50 of our closest friends and neighbors.

Just a second!

Just be sure you don't let him outside,

Just because you have no semblance of a life

Just gonna give you a little hand here.

Just in case yours spilled.

Just make it legal. Mmm?

Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle.

Just pasted all over the box. Oh! So beautiful.

Just processing.

Just put in more dimes.

Just really brought us together.

Just sayin'.

Just so that you can look good to the board?

Just, you know, just... go.

Just... just finishing up the buttons.

Just... look.

Just... thank you.

Keep my man happy.

Kind of way. I actually quite enjoy it.

Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!

L I let me just, let me just get a towel.

Larry Ferris, don't make me call your mother.

Last week.

Laura should've done that, but she didn't.

Let me explain to you the process that's about to unfold.

Let me get my head on straight, OK?

Let me just get a towel.

Let's do it.

Let's get the champagne!

Let's get you two back to the fort.

Like you were saving yourself for someone special?

Like your own personal slaves.

Like... Oh, there you are!

Listen carefully, Bob.

Listen, I've worked too hard for this promotion

Literally saved my life. Thank you. Thank you.

Little bit. Little bit. You ever been?

Look at this.

Look, are they soul mates? Eeeh.

Look! Give me my phone. Come on. Please, just give me my phone.

Looks like I won't be getting much sleep

Ma'am, we're not authorized to take you to the airport.

Maggie here is the editor.

Make sure there was enough time to get all the sewing done.

Margaret and I are getting married.

Margaret, congratulations on the Oprah thing.

Margaret, do you remember when we agreed

Margaret, stop it.

Margaret, your visa application has been denied.

Margaret!

Margaret! Give me...

Margaret! Stop talking!

Margaret.

Margaret.

Margaret.

Margaret...

Margaret's on that plane. I got to talk to her. Can you stop it?

Married? Didn't even know they were dating...

Marry me.

Mary from Miss Winfrey's office called. She's on the line.

Masculine.

Maybe a tad loose in certain areas, but otherwise...

Maybe they shrunk up in the cold Alaskan air.

Maybe we could head down your way for the holidays this year.

Men's Speed Stick?

Mi amor. Do you have a question?

Mind telling me what the hell's wrong?

Miss Tate, please.

Miss Tate's office.

Mmm hmm, I think the part where I burst into tears

Mmm.

Mmm... yeah.

Mom, what? Are you faking the heart attack?

Mom. What do you want me to tell you?

Morning, boss. You have a conference call in 30 minutes.

Morning, guys. Have you seen... daah.

Morning. Miss Tate's office.

Mother Earth has provided all this...

Mr. Gilbertson, the truth is...

Mrs. McKittrick. How are you? Nice to see you.

Must be nice to see each other again and just catch up.

My first concert was Rob Base & D.J. E Z Rock.

My great grandfather gave it to my great grandmother

My mother made this dress by hand.

Never mind about him. Where's your girl?

Never once has she had a nice thing to say,

Never played a video game.

Next, please.

No need to take us to the hospital.

No ring.

No strippers, no chanting in the woods. Promise.

No wonder you like being an editor.

No, don't you listen to her.

No, I'm fine. Thank you very much.

No, I'm not... no.

No, Margaret. Excuse me, we're in a meeting.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no.

No, not to worry.

No, not you, Frank.

No!

No! No! N n n... no. No.

No?

No.

No.

No. But inside that box...

No. No, it's Gammy's big birthday tomorrow night.

No. That was always Andrew's dream, not mine.

Nor will I ever fart in front of him.

Not about that, I didn't.

Not in the "ha ha, isn't that funny, she likes that trash"

Not really.

Not stopping. Not stopping. Oh! Oh...

Not the baby blanket. Get it off, get it off, get it off.

Nothing and no one.

Nothing. It's just a little welcoming party.

Now all you bitches crawl.

Now give me a nice big hug. We don't want them

Now remember, you're just a prop in here.

Now that sounds like fun.

Now you decide to shut up! Margaret?

Now, ask me nicely.

Now, do you prefer being called Margaret or Satan's Mistress?

Now, I will give you two months to find another job.

Now, just one special touch and you're ready.

Now, let's make this absolute perfection.

Now, this offer's gonna last for 20 seconds,

Now, you can imagine my disappointment

Now.

Now... Oh, great.

Of Andrew and Margaret's true love

Of course I want you to be happy. Yes, yes.

Of course not.

Of course you've been thinking about our talk

Oh, Annie.

Oh, come on!

Oh, excellent driver. Excellent.

Oh, fine. Fine. Just working on my tan.

Oh, Gammy.

Oh, God, not the Baby Maker.

Oh, God.

Oh, Grace, for God's sake. We've got work to do.

Oh, great, 'cause we love to snuggle.

Oh, great! Great.

Oh, here's one. Whose place do we stay at, yours or mine?

Oh, I... impossible. My parents are dead.

Oh, it, it's, uh, not a question,

Oh, let's see if we can find your boobs.

Oh, look at her. Look at her.

Oh, my God, if your mother found out...

Oh, my God! Margaret!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. God, I hate nature!

Oh, my God. I have 37 messages.

Oh, my God. Out of all that, that's all you got?

Oh, my God. Your grandmother was completely right.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna keep...

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, of course, of course. We understand.

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh! Oh, oh. OK! OK, gotcha.

Oh, OK.

Oh, OK. All right. Well, you go then.

Oh, really? Well, I thought you were the one that said

Oh, sorry. I'm a bit chesty to begin with

Oh, sweetie, we're not under any illusions

Oh, that would, uh... that would be nice.

Oh, that's... that was funny.

Oh, there they are. There they are. Margaret!

Oh, uh.

Oh, we canceled your reservation.

Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you.

Oh, what kind of special powers?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. I know. I'm just, uh...

Oh, yep. Yep, very much so, yeah.

Oh, yes, I want to go. I want to go. Oh, hold on.

Oh, you know your father. He's always working.

Oh, you're pretty sure?

Oh, you're welcome. We're thrilled to have you.

Oh!

Oh! How a man proposes says a lot about his character.

Oh! Legal.

Oh! Oh. Look down.

Oh! Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh! Oh... OK.

Oh! The decoupage box that he made

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Beautiful breakfront. Is it new?

Oh. You like it.

Oh... barely made it out with my life there.

Oh... Pssh.

Oh... Thank you.

Oh... Well, yeah. That's a good idea.

OK, all right.

OK, but how does he...

OK, I can figure this out. I'm an intelligent woman.

OK, I know I should leave you alone now.

OK, I'm sorry for feeding you to the eagle.

OK, know what? Timeout, OK?

OK, OK, OK.

OK, this is a little rough. I can do this.

OK, this is a little rough. I can do this.

OK, this is the big surprise

OK, we will do everything.

OK, well, um, Andrew and I...

OK, well. Then I guess we...

OK, you just have to focus, Margaret. Just focus.

OK, you know what? That's something only rich people say.

OK!

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. Come get me in ten minutes. We've got a lot to do.

OK. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

OK. Here we go. Ready?

OK. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.

OK. OK, well, that's not ideal, but, uh...

OK. So when it runs out, it gives you a warning.

OK... so, what's gonna happen is we will go up there.

Okey doke.

Once we land in New York, you have 24 hours

Once you find out how wonderful they are.

One who wanted to marry someone that you approve of,

One who wanted to stay here.

One who wanted to take over the family business.

One... one minute. Frank, hold on just a second.

Ooh, ooh. Just, uh...

Ooh, that's a move I haven't seen.

Oop!

Or a Fruit Roll Up or a Pop Tart

Or poisoned.

Or the eagles will snatch him.

Outside of this office,

Over here, honey.

Ow, you're on my hair. OK, just...

Ow!

Pardon?

People need to think that we are in love. So let's just...

Phone.

Please, come with me.

Present your legacy to the world.

Promise me you'll stand by Andrew.

Promise me you'll work harder to be a part of this family.

Psst! Psst! I'm not getting on that boat.

Psst! You know I can't swim.

Put your back into it.

R A M O N E.

Ramone.

Ramone's the only exotic dancer on the island.

Read a book! Read Frank's book." And that person is Oprah.

Real Humphrey Bogart type stuff.

Relax, all right?

Relax. This is for you, too.

Remember this?

Right there, ladies and gentlemen. There she is.

Right?

Room service. Breakfast for the happy couple.

Roth, McCourt, Russo, and...

Rub some dirt on it, brother.

Sandbagging me on this Oprah thing

See the size of the teeth on that thing?

See you in the morning?

See, Andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic.

See, I'm like Eliot Ness.

See, the thing is, there is a reason why

See, the thing is, there is a reason why

See? It's the damnedest thing.

See? See? Exactly. You see that?

She comes with a lot of baggage.

She farts in her sleep.

She had to be here. Absolutely.

She insisted, so... sorry.

She insists on doing it all herself. She's one of those... she's a feminist.

She just makes me a little crazy.

She needs to speak with you right away. I told her you were otherwise engaged.

She probably got him worked up into it.

She sleeps on the left.

She was a lot like you. Tough.

She was good for him.

She's been coming here forever.

She's gonna... she's gonna be crushed,

She's just pulling your leg, isn't she?

She's kidding.

She's making me work the weekend.

She's not my meal ticket, Dad. She's my fiancée.

She's playing with Kevin. We thought she didn't like him.

She's the girl behind you. Don't look around.

She's your meal ticket,

Shh! Dog, I'm on the phone.

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Shh! Sit. Sit.

Shh.

Shit!

Shit. I need a computer.

Six months ago we started dating, we fell in love.

Smack him!

So did I miss the story?

So good night, everybody.

So here we are.

So I always wanted to know, what does a book editor do?

So I blackmailed him to come up here and to lie to you.

So I started leaving him little hints here and there...

So I was gonna go home and...

So I'm just gonna let her go ahead and do that.

So it is only right that family and friends are all...

So it's... good talk, yeah.

So listen closely.

So naturally I would have to marry you.

So nice to meet you, Margaret. Welcome to Sitka.

So she can keep her position as editor in chief at Colden Books?

So she could tell him that she loves him, too.

So sorry.

So sorry. I dropped the phone. Now, listen, Frank.

So that was your idea of the perfect time

So we can work this whole mess out. Right?

So what is it? Tribal ink?

So why don't you get married here...

So why don't you tell us exactly what a book editor does.

So you're just gonna let her go?

So, Andrew.

So, I have one question for you.

So, Margaret.

So, uh, what's the deal with you and your father?

So, uh... you haven't been home in a while.

So, what now?

So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte?

So, yeah... The truth is,

So, you drink unsweetened cinnamon light soy lattes?

So...

So...

So...

So... really didn't have a choice, did I?

So... So naked.

So... where is Andrew's room?

Something's up. It's best to leave him alone.

Sometimes I call him Rick.

Sorry, I just need to ask him something.

Sorry, man. There was nothing I could do.

Staff meeting at 9:00.

Step one will be a scheduled interview.

Stop complaining.

Stop, stop, stop it, stop!

Stop! It's gonna be fine!

Stupid.

Sure.

Take it, take it. That's right.

Take the dog. I need that phone!

Take the doggy. Look at the doggy.

Take us to the airport, please.

Ten thousand copy first...

Thank you all so much for coming out.

Thank you so much for...

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Sweet dreams.

Thank you very much, gentlemen. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. You're gonna have to tell me where it is, though.

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks, Chuck.

That a real couple would know about each other.

That he loves her.

That is quite a story.

That is your home?

That means all the time that we spent together, all the lattes,

That means you're out on the street alone looking for a job.

That she might find this little box...

That she's a good dancer.

That the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country.

That we could make this work, we'd be doing it.

That we never get to see.

That will dry right off.

That would be easier.

That would be pathetic.

That you stop snacking on children while they dream.

That you two don't sleep in the same bed.

That you wouldn't go to the Frankfurt Book Fair

That'd be nice. Or maybe we could come to you, too.

That's a good boy.

That's a good idea, Joe,

That's a great question, Louise.

That's a hell of a first impression, Dad.

That's a long time.

That's OK. It's wash and wear.

That's right. Get on the carpet.

That's what I'm talking about. You like that?

That's where my little... that's where my Andrew's from.

The eagle came and tried to take the dog.

The humanity to do it to my face.

The kind of novel you used to publish.

The night before we graduated school, he proposed...

The one with the ugly hands.

The point is... I owe you an apology.

The predicament that we are in.

The problem is that this woman...

The truth is...

Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska

Then you just, jump me out of nowhere? What's that?

There is no way you could leave her at home.

There is no way...

There we go. Isn't that nice?

There you go. You're there.

There's an incredible novel in there.

There's gotta be... there's gotta be something we can do.

They are just so rich

They dissolve in water.

They were going to make Bob chief.

They were quite a scandal, you know.

They're delicious. All Hostess products.

They're not gonna find out!

They're swallows.

Things changed when we kissed.

Think I'm gonna go upstairs, take a shower,

Think you made quite an impression on Ramone.

This clammy, warm, creamy salad thing, which was...

This has nothing to do with you.

This is a business deal. This is just a business deal.

This is all they have for a towel?

This is like an Easter egg hunt.

This is the last of 'em.

This is untied. Hop on in.

This is your bedroom.

This isn't about my second raise, is it? Just kidding.

This must be Maggie.

This one right here. This address right here. OK?

This was my fault.

This woman's about as subtle as a gun.

This wonderful country of yours,

Those are the pajamas you decided to bring to Alaska.

Three days ago, I loathed you.

Three years. Three years I work with this... this terrorist.

Tiny, little pictures of himself. Yes.

To find out that you're getting married...

To give recognition

To head back to Canada.

To help review his files and his manuscript.

To make about the wedding.

To see my one grandchild's wedding.

To shut up and get us to the airport!

To stop the plane. Please.

To the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways

To the buoy!

To the crazy. To the window, the window.

To the sweat drip down my balls.

To the sweat drip down my balls.

To the wall, to the wall.

To the window, to the window.

Top or bottom?

Trust me. You don't really want to be with me.

Trust me. You don't really want to be with me.

Turns out it's not easy to ruin someone's life

Twenty thousand copies, first run.

Uh huh. How, how...

Uh huuuh.

Uh oh.

Uh, hello. Hello?

Uh, Margaret.

Uh, no...

Uh, she's... right there.

Uh, use the miles for the tickets.

Uh, wrong. And I do think you order the same coffee as I do

Uh... Are we good with this? Are you happy?

Uh... Gentlemen, I understand. I understand...

Uh... No. No.

Uh... we're, uh... we're getting married.

Uh... Well, I, um...

Uh... Will they kill each other? No.

Uh... You know, your Gammy wanted me to...

Um, OK. Will I, uh...

Um, uh, excuse me? Excuse...

Um...

Um... Don't look, OK?

Umm...

Unfortunately, Margaret,

Unless you have someone to leave it to.

Until this is resolved I'm going to turn operations over

Very much. They're, ah... Well, we were gonna tell them this weekend.

Was it love at first sight?

Wash off Ramone's coconut body oil.

We are beginning our descent into Juneau.

We are desperate to have you stay.

We are gathered here today to give thanks...

We are getting married.

We are gonna end up in this great big house...

We can reapply, but unfortunately

We couldn't tell anyone we work with

We don't use the word "Margaret" around Kevin.

We don't want to ruin it. That's you know...

We had a phone tip this afternoon from a man named...

We just got up...

We just rescued him from the pound,

We need an editor in chief.

We need Margaret.

We needed to learn all this...

We want you to get married here tomorrow.

We were in the middle of talking about you for the last three years.

We will be out of your hair and on our way.

We will do that right away.

We will pretend like we're boyfriend and girlfriend,

We'll be happily divorced before you know it.

We'll get a quickie divorce and you'll be done with me.

We'll get back to you as soon as we can.

We'll order another phone, same number. We'll go into town tomorrow and get it.

We're done with that question. We're done with that question.

We've heard it both ways.

Well that is interesting, because I just

Well, cheers to you guys.

Well, congratulations, you guys.

Well, I didn't see anything...

Well, I mean, we dated in high school and all through college,

Well, it was the only way I could get you two

Well, maybe he's planning to escape. What?

Well, that was originally my cup.

Well, that was, uh... crazy.

Well, then, the spirits can take me.

Well, um...

Well, you're gonna get married anyway,

Well.

Well. How about that.

Well... how did they stay together then?

Well... now that you're leaving voluntarily,

Well... um, wow.

Were all for nothing and all your dreams of being an editor are gone.

What are we doing? Shouldn't we check into our hotel right now?

What are you even doing home?

What did you do?

What flavor? Musk? Alpine?

What is he thinking?

What is it with you and this dog?

What is that about?

What is that?

What is that? What is it?

What is this? Kiss her on the mouth like you mean it.

What kind of deodorant does Andrew use?

What now? What is that? What is that?

What relevance a ball in a net

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

What side of the bed does Margaret sleep on?

What the hell were you thinking?

What the hell, Andrew?

What the hell's with that? The whole wedding thing?

What time is it?

What, are you, like, 13?

What?

What? No. Of course not.

What? What?

What... What's he doing?

What's her favorite color when she's not at home?

What's his twenty?

Whatever comes to you. It is the way.

Whatever you do is what shall be.

When did you first start to date?

When it suddenly dawned on me

When it suddenly dawned on me

When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham

When they got married.

When you say, you know, the position in the relationship...

Where did that come from?

Where is that located again?

Where?

Where's a towel?

Which of the following numbers

While your visa application was being processed?

Who are you engaged to?

Who are you people?

Who is this?

Who is, uh, who is Jillian?

Who taught Andrew and Margaret to love.

Who told me that if you were lying,

Who weren't meant to fall in love but we did.

Who weren't supposed to fall in love.

Who's, uh...

Whoa, whoa. Whoa!

Whoa! I don't think that hijacking a boat

Whoa! What...

Whoa! Whoa!

Why are we headed to Bob's office?

Why are you not stopping?

Why are, why are you panting?

Why did you tell me you were poor?

Why don't we just do it? Let's just do it really fast.

Why don't you tell him where it is. Jump in.

Why is Andrew out there

Will do.

Will you go get her, Andy?

With a room full of gardeners and delivery boys to tend to.

With an armed escort.

With an expired visa who was about to be deported.

With Laquisha. Remember?

With stacks of yellowed Penguin Classics.

With the address to a hotel, date, and time.

With the sun streaming in.

With the written word are dead.

With... passion...

Witty.

Won't say a word.

Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes.

Woo!

Would it be Bob Spaulding?

Would it, Edwin?

Would you care for some hors d'oeuvres?

Would you consider Margaret a good dancer?

Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?

Would you tell us?

Would you, please?

Wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

Wow, incredible.

Wow, where to begin... this story.

Wow! Exquisite bed. Exquisite.

Wow! Uh! I've always wanted to get married in a... in a barn.

Wow. Could we not do the Brady family meeting right now?

Wow. Nicely done.

Wow. Wow, this is, um... beautiful. And the view.

Yeah, and don't worry about the fit

Yeah, great. This is my gammy, Annie.

Yeah, that's nice.

Yeah, the Paxtons can be a bit overwhelming at times.

Yeah, well, then... then that means we...

Yeah, you did.

Yeah! Go. Go.

Yeah! Show her who's boss, Andrew!

Yeah! Woo!

Yeah? Well, I don't have time to talk.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Tell her we have a big surprise for her.

Yeah. That's nice.

Yeah. Tried to fight it and...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah... right.

Yeah... yes.

Yep! Coming. One second. Yep. Come on in. Everything's fine.

Yep. Honey? Where you at?

Yes, because I was supposed to be in a hotel alone.

Yes, Frank, of course I'm listening to you.

Yes, I did. We were going to lose DeLillo to Viking.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I'm a citizen! Are you crazy?

Yes, ma'am, I understand that. We're backed up...

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes! That's good, boy! Come on.

Yes. About the marketing of the spring books. I know.

Yes. I did call her. I told her that

Yes. I do.

Yes. What? What?

You and I are getting married! Yes.

You are a very... very beautiful woman.

You are going to fix this, Joe. I mean it. Fix it now.

You are so sensitive.

You are... you are so right, Frank.

You can't fire me!

You didn't even call him, did you?

You don't have to. See you in a few days.

You don't think I see what you're doing here?

You forgot what?

You got it.

You got it.

You guys were pretty serious, huh?

You had to get approval from every member of the tribe

You have a beautiful family.

You have responsibilities here.

You have to give the Baby Maker a rest tonight.

You have to leave the country for at least a year.

You know all the answers to these questions about me?

You know what?

You know what? Apology not accepted. Have fun out here.

You know what? I feel sorry for you.

You know what? I'm gonna go.

You know, actually, I'm not that curious.

You know, Andrew and I, we're... we are just two people

You know, can I, can I just thank her from here?

You know, if we're not careful,

You know, it went with the beat.

You know, it's exciting for me to experience you like this.

You know, people are gonna be talking about this forever.

You need to come with me.

You need to just... I'm sorry.

You OK?

You poisonous bitch!

You really haven't slept with anyone in 18 months?

You said "no."

You scared the hell out of me.

You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated

You tell the truth, you're off the hook,

You think that you can treat all of us

You took an oath when you walked in this office.

You turned the boat and made me fall in, you jackass.

You two need to stop fighting.

You wanna... you want to talk to me?

You want a statement? Here's your statement.

You were right. This book is special.

You were there, remember?

You will be deported indefinitely.

You won't give her a release date. Your immigration lawyer called.

You, uh, there?

You'd do the same for me.

You'll be fine.

You'll never see eye to eye.

You're actually saving me from a weekend of misery anyway,

You're asking me a question about who's on top?

You're cleared for takeoff.

You're giving me a ride to the airport.

You're gonna go to Alaska this weekend?

You're gonna stay in our home.

You're gonna wanna use your legs to lift that one.

You're right, you know...

You're right.

You're sure you want to go through with this?

You've got your whole lives to be together.

Your dog was attacking me, and I had to run, and I ran into you.

Your family loves you. Do you know that?

Your father negotiated a deal on your behalf.

Your hand is up.

Your mom found these eco balls.

Your mom probably wanted it to be a surprise. So... surprise.

Your mother and I have come up with a proposition

Your mother is never to hear about any of this.

Your mother's at the door. Get up!

Your phone arrived.

Your wagon is hitched to mine. OK?

A confession, actually. What are you doing?

A dream come true! Mmmm.

a little slice of heaven. Andrew, Andrew! Fine, fine.

A party? Yeah, I guess so.

Absolutely. It's gonna be fine.

Ah! And you must be Andrew,

Ah. There she is.

Alaska. Alaska?

All right. OK.

And he didn't get to tell her. Tell her what?

And not in two years. Right away. Fine.

and now she's your girlfriend? We just got here.

And you are a monster. Bob, stop.

and you must be... Margaret.

Andrew, what's happening? I got to talk to her.

Andrew, where is it? Purse, side pocket.

Andrew! It really has been

Andrew! Margaret!

Andrew! Margaret?

Andrew? Yes, Margaret?

Andrew. But none of that matters

Andrew. Sorry. I'm sorry. I just...

Are you drunk? What? No! I'm serious.

Blue? Wrong!

But I don't know any chants. To the trees. Use your vowels.

But if the guy asks us... Not about that, Margaret.

But... Come on.

But... I know, I know.

Bye bye, now. Bye.

Calm down, Kevin. Whoa! You are cute.

Can I say something? No.

Can you do that? Uh, yes. Sure.

Chuck! It's Drew Paxton. Hey, dude.

Come on. Hug time. No, I don't want to...

Come right back. Yeah.

Come. The line...

Cuttin' it close. One of those mornings.

Dad. Luckily for you,

Don't look at me. I don't understand.

Drag ola. Chuck! I need you

Easy, easy. Get a doctor!

Easy. Easy. Somebody get a doctor!

Editor. Mmm hmm. ...while we were...

Eee. Ooo. Ooo. Eee. Ooo. Eee.

Eee. To the trees. Yes! Yes!

Everyone OK? Yeah.

Explain myself? Yes, explain yourself.

Feel it deep, feel it low. Mmm hmm.

Fine. Great.

Fine. Go on. Bye, Gammy.

Five second rule. Got it!

Gammy. A real one!

Gentlemen. Thank you.

Get up here! Your mother's... Oh, God.

Get us some coffee. Yeah.

Give your bride a kiss good night. We're not gonna...

Go take a shower. You stink. Fine.

Go... Fine.

Good night. Good night, Gammy.

Good night. Good night, Gammy.

Good night. Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good, all right. Thank you. Miss Tate.

Great. You? Good.

Here we go. Mmm hmm. OK.

Here you go. What?

Hi there. Hi.

Hi! Hello.

Hi! Oh...

Hi. Hello. Hello.

Hi. Pleasure. Margaret!

How are you? Good, good. Thank you.

Hug time. I don't want to...

I call him... puppy. Pumpkin.

I can't. Can't take this. I don't want to hear it.

I don't think so. Don't be stupid, Andrew.

I don't want to go out. Shopping, sightseeing. And a surprise.

I hate sightseeing. You're going.

I know that! Yes! You know that?

I know, but what if your mother... You said so yourself!

I know. She's on hold.

I know. I'm sorry. Go make yourself a cup of tea.

I like Pringles. Mm hmm. OK.

I like the Psychic Network. What?

I was outside. Oh, really?

I'll just... Look around you.

I'm looking forward to this one. We're looking forward to this one.

I'm not going. I'm not going. Yes, you are.

I'm not gonna marry you. Sure you are.

I'm scared. Me, too.

I'm sorry? Smack his ass.

is not a prime? Seventeen.

Is that cute or what? I know.

It's so good to see you! You're suffocating him, Grace.

It's so good to see you. There we are.

It's the craziest. Really excited.

Jeez. You want to see me?

Joe. Pleasure to meet you. Pleasure's mine.

Kiddo. Uh... Bird.

Kiss her. Kiss her! Kiss her!

Like a man. On a bed of rose petals,

Margaret, this is my mom. Oh, hello.

Margaret! I forgot, OK?

Margaret? Yes?

Margaret. Can it wait till after?

Margaret. Yes?

Margaret. Yes?

Miss Tate? Yes.

Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Umm...

Mmm. Here we go.

Mmm. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

Mmm. Yeah. Boop boop boop.

Monkey. Daisy.

Nice tattoo, by the way. What?

No brothers or sisters either. Gone.

No ring? What?

No, he really got down. ...out there. I mean...

No, I don't want to go. You're going.

No, I'm not. They're gonna ask.

No. Come on. Oh, yeah.

No. They were good. Mm mm.

Not the baby blanket. OK, all right.

Now let's get you out of those pins. OK.

Oh, Andy! Gorgeous.

Oh, good. Good. Come on. Come on.

Oh, Joe! Chuck! Chuck! Look down.

Oh, my God! What is that? I'm sorry. It's morning.

Oh, no, his are very much alive. No... very much.

Oh, oh! What the?

Oh, that's nice. I told you to stop talking.

Oh, there he is! Andrew!

Oh, well... Yeah. Come on.

Oh, wow! Yup.

Oh! Oh, my God!

Oh! Ooh.

Oh! Oh, wow. Wow! You can call me Gert.

Oh! There they are. That... yes. That would be...

Oh. Oh, we're... No.

OK, all right. Wait a second. Hold on.

OK, what do we do? All right. Just spoon me, spoon me...

OK. Mmm.

OK. Now, come on. Come on.

OK. Oh...

OK. OK.

OK. This will just take a sec.

OK. OK. OK.

on such short notice. OK.

Or impressive. I'd be impressed

our first anniversary together. Aw...

Pleasure. Well, hello there.

Promote you to editor? No, no way. Then I quit, and you're screwed.

Promotion? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really. From Alaska? I need to talk to you.

Red? No!

Remember that? Yes. Yes. I know.

Remember? Can we just go to sleep?

Right? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

Scary, isn't it? A little bit.

See you at the airport tomorrow. Good.

She's gonna have a heart attack! Will you calm down! Hold on!

Shh! Later.

Shh. I'm not finished. Oh, sorry.

Sitka. Sitka.

Smack him, Margaret! Give it to him!

So you'll do it? Mmm mmm.

So you're actually... Andrew's boss. Yeah.

Something happened. Something.

Sorry to interrupt. What? What!

Standing. Kneeling.

Thank you very mu... Milady.

Thank you. Hello?

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks, Gammy. Oh.

That going well? So far it's great. Thank you.

That's Kevin. I'm sorry, Margaret. So cute.

That's OK. Who's Laura?

That's ridiculous. Where did you hear that?

That's terrific news. Thank you, thank you.

There, let's see. I was thinking, if you'd like,

They tell you to quit? Every single day.

They're in there somewhere. Yes. Yes, they are.

They're not going to find out. Oh, God. Margaret!

This way. Margaret.

This weekend? You have a problem with that?

Time to celebrate. Get the champagne.

To all you bitches... Louder!

To the universe! The universe. Ah. Universe.

to think we're fighting. I don't want to touch you.

Uh, sorry. ...Jesus!

Was that your family? Yes.

We already discussed this. I'd like to discuss it again.

We are getting married. Yes.

We are. Getting married.

We are. How are we getting to Sitka?

Well, that would be lovely. Mmm hmm.

What am I allergic to? Pine nuts.

What does that mean? You heard me. On your knee.

What story? What story?

What was it? YouTube?

What were you thinking? I don't, I don't know.

What? God.

What? Nothing.

What? To the buoy!

What? What? Are you wearing makeup?

What? What? What? Mmm mmm. No.

What'd you say? You heard me.

What's wrong? Margaret's on that plane.

What's wrong? Nothing! Just stop talking, please!

Whatcha doing? ♪ Just wiggle it ♪

White? OK, moving on.

Who is getting married? You and I.

Why are you naked? My God! Oh, God. Why are you wet?

Why are you wet? Why are you naked?

Why would you do that? Boys!

Will you marry me? No.

Yeah, I'm just gonna... Don't throw it on the bed.

Yeah, she did. Mmm hmm.

Yeah! Oh, no. Not necessary.

Yeah. ...if you don't mind.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Such a good fiancé.

Yeah. Yes, yes.

Yeah. You can do it!

Yeah. You know.

Yeah. Oh, guess what. What?

Yeah... No.

Yell if you need me. But what am I supposed...

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

You all right? Yeah, um...

You are gonna be supportive... Shh!

You cannot be serious. I beg of you. Margaret.

You didn't hear me? I was listening to...

You have to get ready. For what?

You'll like it. You're very sweet.

You're a freak! Shut up.

You're kidding, right? Yankees, Boston, this Tuesday,

You're kidding. Dimes? Come on, Kels.

You're not kidding? I'll be outside.

Your mom's not going to find out. I... my father.

Your? We... we both felt, uh...

...and said he wanted to elope

...and to celebrate...

...are just two people

...are these shoes OK for what we're gonna do?

...because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask, but...

...definitely, yeah. It's been a long time.

...fat nothing.

...gonna be super careful with that one.

...haven't left you yet, Margaret.

...Hunt's version of that here tonight.

...just as she brought you and Andrew together to be joined.

...just you and me alone...

...Margaret. Sorry about the wait.

...more swarthy, darker.

...of him marrying Margaret, and that is that.

...one of life's greatest moments.

...or you're gonna go to prison.

...punishable by a fine of $250,000

...so she can take care of her husband.

...that it would be deeply inappropriate if I were to be promoted to editor.

...the most beautiful, big...

...to this address, please.

...underneath all that crap...

...use the Baby Maker.

...use this.

...we need to get ourselves to the immigration office.

...we're being completely rude. Hi.

...where we can be all together,

...with videoconferencing and Internet.

...you and me and everything that we're angry about,

...you have inspired me with your beautiful words, and I feel that...

...you know, chant. Chant from the heart.

...you sure about this?

'Cause I think we should just sit in rapture.

'Cause it was brilliant. Brilliant timing.

'Cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan,

'cause they remind me of funerals.

'K.

"Ask you nicely" what?

"Hey! Don't watch CSl: Indianapolis tonight.

"Margaret, will you marry me?"

♪ You scared, you scared ♪ ♪ You scared. ♪

♪ All skeet, skeet, mother ♪

♪ All you bitches go ♪

♪ Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh buh, buh, buh, buuuh

♪ Drop your ass to the flo' ♪ ♪ You scared, you scared ♪

♪ Let me see you get low ♪ ♪ You scared, you scared ♪

♪ Let me see you get low You scared, you scared

♪ Now stop, woo ♪ ♪ Now wiggle it ♪

♪ To all you bitches crawl ♪

♪ To the sweat drip down my ♪

♪ To the wall, to the wall ♪

♪ To the wall, to the wall ♪

♪ Your butt to the flo' ♪ ♪ You scared, you scared ♪