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Pretty Woman (1990)

Pretty Woman (1990)

Pretty Woman is a romantic comedy film released in 1990. Directed by Garry Marshall, it follows the story of a wealthy businessman, Edward Lewis, and a young prostitute named Vivian Ward. Starring Richard Gere as Edward and Julia Roberts as Vivian, the movie explores their unexpected love affair as they navigate the contrasting worlds they come from. The film's soundtrack features iconic songs like "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison. You can enjoy and download this timeless classic's sounds here.

A penny from the ear. How much for the rest?
A tip. Wow. I missed that one. Oh.
A wide variety of stores guaranteed to suck up to you anytime you want to go shopping.
Aah, nothin' but garbage.
After Edward leaves.
Ah, they weren't dead. Just delayed. I... bluffed a little bit.
Ah, yes. Very intense young man named David. He plays polo.
Ah.
Ah. We're here.
All right, gentlemen, you heard the man. Please wait outside.
All right, here we go.
All right, if you get nervous, just count the tines.
All right, look. I do not want any drugs here.
All right, Miss Vivian, one more time.
All right, okay, this is what's happening. You believe this person owes you $200?
All right, okay, this is what's happening. You believe this person owes you $200?
All right, okay?
All right, when you get back to New York, we'll discuss it.
All right?
All right. Here we go.
All right. Here we go.
All right. I'm coming up.
All right. You look great. You look like a lady.
All right. You win, I lose. Got change for a 20?
All up to me
All you gotta do is call the bank.
An hour?
An hour.
And a few months ago, no problem.
And after all that we've been through
And all around
And dream away
And he took his money with him.
And he would climb up the tower and rescue me.
And I couldn't make the rent. I was too ashamed to go home.
And I do need some help from you ladies and gentlemen in the audience.
And I gotta be a wild one Ooh, yeah
And I have all this money now and no dress!
And I just wanted to say thanks.
And I want to tell you
And I would I would pretend I was a princess...
And I would wave.
And if you wonder where the other one went, watch.
And it didn't look that way in my mind
And it is still extremely vulnerable.
And it's not just any bank. Plymouth Trust, huh?
And leave all this? Not in a million.
And married my father, whose family was extremely wealthy.
And nobody will help me.
And not because I'm paying you, but because you want to.
And right now I am really pissed, you know?
And some valuable vocational advice.
And sometimes there are three tines in the salad fork. And sometimes
And take you to the opera, then I could be a happy guy, just like Edward.
And then he'll run our lives and take our money. No.
And then I sell that off; it's worth more than the whole.
And then she died.
And then suddenly this knight...
And they don't regret it
And we like to think of our special customers as friends.
And we'd like to give a great big thanks to our platinum sponsor,
And you can't change back.
And you chose this as your profession?
And you should know that
And, uh, you are not...
Anything you see here, we can do, by the way. Get ready to have some fun.
Anyway, I got the money. Thank you very much for saving my ass. Now Carlos can get off of it.
Anyway, it could work. It happens.
Are you givin' Morse a chance to get away?
Are you hungry? You must be.
Are you looking for something in particular?
Are you my pimp now? You think you can pass me around to your friends?
Are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night?
Are you writing it down? You'll forget it. Write it down.
As if you had so many more appealing options.
As old as the game of polo itself. Kings and queens used to do this.
Asshole! There's a word.
At the price I'm paying for this stock, Mr. Morse, you are going to be a very rich man.
Back off, Kit. You know, you're really becoming a grouch.
Ballpark.
Barney! Sorry, mister.
Be careful, Philip.
Because I have to be very honest with you.
Because I've got this beauty course I'm looking into.
Better.
Between your public statements and the rumors flying around on this thing,
Big mistake. Big. Huge!
Break it up and sell off the pieces.
Bridget, please.
Broke in right on the two of them.
Building blocks. Erector sets.
But as a friend, we're willing to overlook it.
But don't worry; you're secret is safe with me.
But he is my attorney. I've known him for ten years.
But I can't find one.
But I don't kiss on the mouth.
But I don't want anyone else to, either.
But I think, I think definitely no. It's just another week, right?
But I want you to understand...
But I wouldn't trust you with real gold.
But I wouldn't trust you with real gold.
But I'm here now.
But it will never become part of their soul.
But it's over now
But let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing, okay?
But never in all the time...
But now everything is different, and you've changed that.
But then I got some regulars and, you know
But you never give me any notice. You just think I'm at your beck and call.
But you're a rich, good lookin' guy.
C'mon, guy. We just pulled her out of a Dumpster in the back. Who was her pimp?
Call the bank!
Can you move these cars out of here? Look, Edward.
Can't take less than $100.
Carlos sold me some great shit. We just had this party. I was the hostess.
Cash works for me, yeah.
Cinder fuckin' rella.
Close your mouth, dear.
Cocaine her pimp. She a strawberry.
Come and visit us again sometime.
Come here.
Come in, gentlemen. Sit down.
Come on, Barney. You and me live in the real world... most of the time.
Come on!
Come with me. And stop fidgeting.
Could I have another word, please?
Could you come down to the front desk? There's someone here who wants to speak to you.
Darlin', I couldn't read what was in your mind
Definitely not alone. You know? He's a feisty old guy.
Dennis, did you just come off the night shift? Hmm?
Detective Albertson. What do you know about that girl?
Did I mention my leg is 44 inches from hip to toe,
Did it work out for Skinny Marie or Rachel? No!
Did you know that two of the Bach pieces that we heard tonight...
Did you realize that Via Rodeo is the first new street...
Did you really do that?
Did you say marriage license?
Did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?
Didn't say much in the car on the way home.
Do I have to hear this?
Do you miss him?
Do you want me to get you a bellboy?
Doctor's office? Two blocks down and to your left.
Does Darryl always carry a gun?
Don't be cruel Show me your soul
Don't do it again.
Don't take less than a hundred. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.
Don't walk away, hey
Don't you want to get outta here?
Done. Thank you. Now we can relax.
Down the block, right at the corner.
Down?
Dream on!
Easy, easy, calm down. Calm down, David.
Ebersol of the Falcons passes to Kennan.
Edward asked me if I wanted to see him again.
Edward, are you in town on, uh, business or pleasure?
Edward, excuse me for saying this, but what the hell is wrong with you this week?
Edward, please, what was this all about? Hmm?
Edward, there'll always be some guy, even some friend of yours,
Edward, we just got the Morse update. Don, can you hold the projection, please?
Edward, where you goin'?
Edward, you said you never come out here.
Edward?
Edward's not here. I thought he was with you.
Elegant. Any questions?
Especially when I see her talking to David Morse.
Everybody comes here. This is Hollywood, the land of dreams.
Everybody comes to Hollywood got a dream.
Everybody is trying to land him.
Everything.
Exactly how obscene an amount of money were you talking about?
Except me. I wear a size nine.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Explanation
Falcons, seven. Gems, four.
Fallen for you
Fame
Fame Lets him loose and hard to swallow
Fame Makes a man who'll take things over
Fellas, let's finish this up this afternoon, huh?
Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For 75, the wife can watch.
Fine. That's good. Seven "fines" since we left the match.
For 20, I'll show you personal. Even show you where the stars live.
Forgive me. I was just takin' a rest here. Besides, she's new.
From the moment we touched
Gentlemen, I'd like to speak to Mr. Morse alone.
Gentlemen, would you mind leaving us, please?
Get a dress on Rodeo Drive today, and the women wouldn't help me.
Get a job. Finish high school.
Get her back for me, please.
Give me a ballpark figure. How much?
Gonna break the news Gonna keep on moving wild
Gonna keep on swinging, baby I'm a real wild child
Gonna tell my friends Gonna tell them all
Good bye now.
Good bye.
Good evening, Mr. Lewis.
Good! Then we understand each other. I would also encourage you...
Got to be too flirty, Mama
Gotta dance like a fool Got the message
Great big ships.
Hasn't attached herself to you because she's bringing information back to Morse?
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Have fun.
Have Morse meet me downtown this morning. Good bye.
Have you arranged for transportation?
Haven't they ever seen ketchup before?
He didn't blow off billion dollar deals!
He doesn't want to let it go.
He knows the navy contracts are stalled. Where's he gonna get the money?
He seems like a nice man.
He sleeps.
He still needs someone to underwrite the paper.
He thought you were some kind of industrial spy. The guy's paranoid.
He wants to meet you face to face.
He was on my case. I had to give him something.
He would bust somethin' if he saw you in this outfit.
He wouldn't say. Edward, I think we got him. His nuts are on the block.
He's countering? God, he is a tough old bird.
He's going to stab me. What, you gonna strangle me with a Slinky?
He's grooming him to take over. I don't know.
He's in trouble. You want his company.
He's my lawyer. He's all right.
He's not quite the bastard everybody says he is.
He's probably off in a corner somewhere charming a very pretty lady.
He's run his company for a very long time now.
He's very sweet. What are your plans while you're in town?
Hello, my name is Mr. Lewis. I'm very angry with my father.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. You must be Vivian. My name's Bridget.
Here are the storage reports you wanted, and Mr. Lewis called.
Here, let me do that. You sell them.
Here's my number where I'm gonna be for the rest of the week. Have her call me, okay?
Hey, and Carlos is looking for her too.
Hey, forget it, pal. We got a thousand man hours in on this!
Hey, I understand Edward's taking over Morse Industries.
Hey, mister? Hey, what's your dream?
Hey, Pops, has Kit been in here?
Hey, sugar, you lookin' for a date?
Hey, Viv, you lookin' good, man. What'd you win, the lottery or what?
Hey, you know, if that's true it could cost a lot more.
Hi, tailgaters.
Hi, uh, I'm in the penthouse. The guy that was here,
Hi.
Hi.
Hold it. Hold it. These aren't signed!
Holy shit!
How about a freebie? It's my birthday.
How far did you go in school?
How much is this, Marie?
How nice to meet you.
How we doing, ladies?
How would it be?
Humboldt's coming around to this side.
Hundred dollars an hour.
I I hope not!
I am not a trick.
I beg your pardon?
I bet you have.
I bet you've known a lot of lawyers.
I bought it. I sold it off piece by piece.
I called and called. Where were you last night?
I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain't lost.
I can handle it; I'm prepared.
I can't believe how I have
I can't believe it's true
I can't believe you bought drugs with our rent. What is goin' on with you, Kit?
I close my eyes
I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with
I cried the whole time.
I definitely have the salad fork.
I didn't know that you would take it
I didn't know what you'd like.
I didn't know you played.
I didn't know you were playing today.
I didn't mean it.
I do it very well, don't I? I'll say it again. I was very angry with him.
I do not believe that you are at my beck and call.
I do own the company.
I don't believe you did that.
I don't believe you You're not the truth
I don't believe you You're not the truth
I don't know about you, but I've never been able to figure which goes with what!
I don't know.
I don't know. He, uh I think he's throwin' in with the employees.
I don't know. I really don't know.
I don't know. You left and all of a sudden I'm in the middle of West Side Story.
I don't need any romantic hassles this week.
I don't need to fall at your feet
I don't think he's ready to have his name taken off the stationery.
I don't think it's very strange for me to be in love with you
I don't think we have anything for you.
I don't think you should drive. You're a little excited. Don't drive my car.
I don't want any of this. Get your things and your money and please leave.
I don't want you to get too excited. This is only on loan.
I don't want you to go.
I doubt it. It doesn't really matter now. He passed away.
I find this hard to say without sounding condescending, but...
I gave you everything I have
I gave you everything I have
I got it for you.
I got things I can do. I used to make pretty good grades in high school.
I gotta get going.
I guess $3,000 does not buy loyalty, does it?
I guess so.
I guess this is not the greatest time to be a hooker, is it?
I had a good time.
I had a grandpa! He was nice to me. He liked ties on Sundays.
I had all those strawberry seeds. And you shouldn't neglect your gums.
I hadn't exactly planned this.
I hadn't spoken to him in fourteen and a half years.
I hate to point out the obvious, but you are, in fact, a hooker!
I have a little carpet picnic here. Are you sure you don't want a drink?
I have money. I don't know what a snap dog is, but I have money.
I have to buy a dress for dinner tonight.
I have to go now,
I heard about what you did with Morse.
I heard everything you said.
I invented the concept.
I just I like him.
I just got off the phone with James Morse. Get this.
I just mean it's sweet the way he's crazy about his grandson.
I just wanna know who it works out for.
I just wanna run in for a minute and see if she's there, so just stay here.
I just want your extra time and your
I just want your extra time and your
I just wanted to let you know, Morse is all set for tonight.
I know about wanting more.
I know now, now, now
I know. It's a really good offer for a girl like me.
I know. Kit's always saying to me,
I know. Skinny Marie. But... she was a a flake.
I like that. That's very good.
I look forward to it, sir.
I love you.
I made you a very rich man doing exactly what you loved.
I mean I would like to speak to Mr. Morse alone.
I mean, I could just pop you good and be on my way.
I mean, I have been the party at a couple of birthdays.
I mean, in my own clothes, when someone like that guy Stuckey comes up to me,
I mean, the business was good, I think. You know?
I met your father. What's his name?
I needed a little pick me up.
I only got through the eleventh grade.
I only play for strangers.
I picked her up on Hollywood Boulevard.
I refuse to spend the next three days fighting with you. I said I was sorry. I meant it.
I said I'd be out in just a minute.
I saw you talking to David Morse; I didn't like it.
I say who; I say when; I I say who
I see some differences in you this week, like the tie, and, uh
I swear to God. And extra money to buy clothes.
I tell you, man. I don't know who she hang with.
I think I got something in the car that will buff that up.
I think I liked "fine" better.
I think that, uh, Edward's with you. That's what I think.
I think this is okay.
I think we can leave the details up to the others.
I think we can let in the other suits now.
I think we need some major sucking up.
I think you are a very bright, very special woman.
I think you have a lot of special gifts.
I think you owe me some money, baby.
I thought so. Then you must be his
I told my secretary to make the arrangements. Didn't she call you?
I wake up lonely
I wanna help you.
I wanna know more than your brain
I want a professional.
I want more.
I want my money. I want to get out of here.
I want the fairy tale.
I want to be your fantasy
I want you to call maintenance and have them deal with this. You must delegate authority.
I want you to meet a new friend of mine, Vivian Ward.
I wanted to say good bye.
I was afraid to hug you up there. I might wrinkle you!
I was gettin' lonely upstairs all by myself.
I was sorry to hear about your dad.
I was talking to someone.
I was thinking Did you really say $100 an hour?
I was very angry with him.
I was very angry with him.
I was, uh, working last night.
I wasn't prepared to answer questions about us.
I wasn't there when he died.
I went all the way.
I will not let myself become emotionally involved in business.
I will pay you to be at my beck and call.
I worked at a couple fast food places,
I would've been angry at the $10,000.
I would've paid four.
I would've stayed for 2,000.
I, uh, took the liberty of ordering everything on the menu.
I'd be very pleased if you would accompany me into the hotel.
I'd better join my grandson. You two enjoy your dinner.
I'd like for you to get down from there; you're making me very nervous.
I'd like to mention a couple of our silver sponsors:
I'd like you to spend the week with me.
I'd really like to see you again.
I'll be gone most of the day. I want you to buy some clothes.
I'll be in the hotel lobby, 7:45 sharp.
I'll be in your office. Bob, if you want to send over the geologicals?
I'll be out in just a minute. That champagne kind of got to me.
I'll be right back. Did you notice Senator Adams is here?
I'll call down and get them when I want them. Thank you very much.
I'll do that.
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll meet you in the lobby, but only 'cause you're payin' me to.
I'll need a car to the airport also.
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
I'll take care of it.
I'll tell you why. We're going to be spending an obscene amount of money in here.
I'll wear a sweater.
I'm a real wild one and I like wild fun
I'm a safety girl.
I'm a very good customer.
I'm a wild one
I'm actually No, I'm not a planner. I wouldn't say I was a planner.
I'm at the Regent Beverly Wilshire. Write it down.
I'm getting for the bargain price of about one billion.
I'm going to rip off all my clothes and do a naked belly dance for the polo players.
I'm gonna have to charge you a little more rent than Vivian...
I'm handing it to you.
I'm high on life. Can't you tell?
I'm not gonna be there that much, you know?
I'm not so concerned about me, but the people who are working for me.
I'm out of purple, but I do have one gold circle coin left.
I'm pleased to meet you both. This is a friend of mine, Vivian Ward.
I'm proud of you.
I'm rich enough. I just want to head my shipyard.
I'm sending someone over. Her name is Vivian.
I'm sorry I ever met you.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry.
I'm starving. There's a snap dog vendor over there. Do you have any money?
I'm sure it'll be delicious. Good luck, miss.
I'm sure you'll understand I'm not thrilled at the idea...
I'm surprised you didn't buy more than one dress yesterday.
I'm taking you to a restaurant called the Voltaire.
I'm very sorry. I'm not happy with Stuckey at all for saying or doing that.
I'm wondering if maybe this girl isn't the difference,
I've heard enough of this. Vivian, it was a great pleasure to meet you.
I've known a lot of everybody.
I've never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today.
I've never treated you like a prostitute.
I've reconsidered my position on your acquisition offer...
If I don't listen to the talk of the town
If I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.
If there was a bum within a 50 mile radius, I was completely attracted to him.
If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it,
If they have problems, you must get 'em for a bargain, huh?
If they love it, they will always love it.
If you do, I'll give you a piggy back ride when you
If you ever need anything dental floss, whatever you give me a call.
If you step in something, we're not going back in the car.
If you were gonna buy this, how much would it cost?
If you're talkin' 24 hours a day, it's gonna cost you.
Impossible relationships.
Impressed?
In a world going crazy everything seems hazy
In a world that can be so insane
In Beverly Hills in 75 years?
In the bedroom
In your car.
Intriguing young lady, Miss Vivian.
Irritate you? I just saw a girl pulled out of a Dumpster.
Is simple as a flower
Is that Ow.
Is that everything, sir?
Isn't that incredible? And he does have a permit. Thank you, gentlemen.
It cost me $10,000 in therapy to say that sentence.
It felt good.
It happens all the time.
It must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.
It must have been good
It must have been love
It was stupid and cruel.
It'll be on your bill, Mr. Lewis.
It's a Saturday. Wait here, please.
It's a surprise.
It's a very big step for me.
It's all yours, Phil. Finish it up.
It's always a pleasure meeting one of Edward's girls.
It's bad climate. It's foggy. It's unpredictable.
It's Barnard Thompson here, Miss Vivian.
It's been a pleasure knowing you.
It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
It's like what you're saying: You stay numb, you don't get involved.
It's lookin' really slow tonight.
It's making you nervous? What if I just leaned back a little bit like this?
It's my job.
It's not an easy thing to do.
It's not like anybody plans this; it's not your childhood dream.
It's part of the Edward Lewis scholarship fund.
It's really high. Look, no hands, no hands! Okay, all right. I'm sorry.
It's very expensive.
Jacobs Distributors, Norrell Saddlery,
Jake, set something up with Blair. Around 2:00, 2:30 would be good.
Just 'cause you cut me to the bone
Just call me.
Just for whom does your bell toll
Just hear me out on this. I've known you a long time.
Kiss
Kit, he wants me to stay the whole week. And you know what he's gonna give me?
Leave the winter
Left pocket.
Let me Let me just talk to her.
Let me work something out here. Fellas, what kind of a system is this?
Let me, uh, put it another way.
Let's watch old movies all night. We'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Like, buy some diamonds and a horse. I don't know.
Listen, I I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin',
Listen, I've been calling you.
Listen, maybe, uh, you and I could get together sometime...
Look, I gotta say this again. I don't like you goin' alone.
Look, I just think it'd be better if you if you went with a date.
Look, I use condoms always. I get checked out once a month at the free clinic.
Look, I'd love to be your "beck and call girl,"
Look, I'll tell you what. I'll be back. We'll do broccoli tomorrow.
Look, I'm not stupid, okay? I'm I'm not in love with him.
Look, if he's really caving in, I want to get him to commit his stocks to us this afternoon.
Look, she's a whore, man. She's a goddamn Aah!
Look, the limo is buried back there. Darryl can't get it out.
Look, you came here; I gave you some money; I gave you a place to stay...
Look, you made me a really nice offer.
Man, this baby must corner like it's on rails!
Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Francis, Tovah, let's see it!
May I, sir?
Maybe if I do you, then I wouldn't care about losing millions of dollars.
Maybe we'll try that later.
Maybe you guys could, like, um, you know, get a house together.
Maybe you're a very good hooker, you know?
Me too.
Mean to you?
Mercy
Might as well make myself useful.
Millage Ville, Georgia.
Mind if I, um, take a swim in your tub before I go?
Miss Vivian. Thank you.
Mm hmm You just leave it
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. I asked him.
Mm hmm. You know, you could pay me.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
More shopping.
Morse isn't going anywhere. I'll be back here in the morning.
Morse's jugular is exposed. It's time for the kill.
Moving out of my apartment even as we speak.
Mr. Lewis and I are going to build ships together.
Mr. Lewis, have you seen him down there anywhere?
Mr. Lewis, if you were to get control and I don't think you will but if you did,
Mr. Lewis, my grandfather believes the men who create a company...
Mr. Lewis.
Mr. Morse,
Mr. Morse, I think we can do something very special with your company.
Mr. Morse, you said this morning you wished to speak to Mr. Lewis.
Must be quite a change from Hollywood Boulevard, hmm?
My business is almost over, so I'll be going back to New York.
My ex wife... is now in Long Island... in my ex home...
My father was president of the third company I ever took over.
My interests in your company have changed.
My mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often.
My mom called me a bum magnet.
My office. Yeah.
My special gift is impossible relationships.
My wife went to a lot of trouble; she called a caterer.
Navy contract. I can't believe this.
Nice tie.
Niece?
No explanation
No matter what they say, it's all about money.
No one could look as good as you
No taxis?
No wonder why you came looking for me.
No, Carlos burned most of my stuff when I said I was movin' out.
No, I can't, I can't. It's your favorite.
No, I get some of it from banks, investors.
No, I like the bus.
No, I wanna find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?
No, I'm afraid not, sir.
No, I'm not makin' I'm not. I wouldn't offend you. I'm sorry.
No, if Edward were with me
No, it's all part of the game of polo.
No, it's no good. If he's really caving in, I don't want to wait 'til this afternoon.
No, it's still bogged down.
No, sir.
No, thank you.
No, that won't be necessary. I'm sure they're quite lovely. Thank you.
No, that's not all. That's what I was trying to do. I tried to go...
No, that's rent. You should go for him. You look hot tonight.
No, what I mean is, if you were gonna tell everybody I'm a hooker,
No. I
No. Uh, Edward is definitely not with me.
No. Well, yeah. Something... conservative.
Nobody you know.
Not all guys hit.
Not at all. Just stay in the shallow end.
Not bad. Not bad at all. Where'd you learn to do that?
Not in this building.
Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I am probably safer.
Not that I expect you to help me, but I have all of this, okay?
Not too near the tree. I don't like the ants. Hello. Have you seen Edward anywhere?
Now get outta here!
Now give me the money, or you're outta here.
Now I hear you got yourself a new job?
Now she's talking to a guy whose company we're trying to buy. Convenient, don't you think?
Now they're best friends? This girl appears out of nowhere.
Now, as a customer, we would expect Mr. Lewis to sign in any additional guests,
Now, don't change the subject, just give me the stamp.
Now, I'm assuming that you're a
Now, I'm sure we're gonna find something here that your uncle will love.
Now, if you have any trouble using this card, have them call the hotel.
Now, Mr. Lewis, however, is a very special customer,
Now, one more thing. Where do I go for the clothes? Good stuff, on him.
Now, this is the jewel in Morse's crown:
Now, wait a minute. You don't seem to understand me.
Of course Morse is going to fight. It's to be expected.
Of course, please.
Of course. Darryl will take you wherever you need to go.
Of course. Naturally, when Mr. Lewis leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again.
Of your turning 40 years of my work into your garage sale.
Oh, absolutely, yes, and thank you for it. There's no change, is there?
Oh, Edward, Edward. I Look, it's really not a good idea that you see him.
Oh, Edward, Edward. Where the hell are you?
Oh, God, the pressure of a name.
Oh, God! What now? What? What?
Oh, groovy.
Oh, his grandson thinks he's a relic. He hates that he does, but he does.
Oh, honey.
Oh, I don't believe this. Do you I got tourists photographing the body, Al.
Oh, I hadn't heard. I'm sorry.
Oh, I love you, Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is.
Oh, I love you.
Oh, I miss keys.
Oh, man, if you're callin' the cops.
Oh, man!
Oh, man! I am bummed. I gave that guy to you!
Oh, my God! It's Tate Whitley Wallington.
Oh, no, I didn't want to get it messed up! Listen, I got shoes too. You wanna see?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Uh I've got a little problem.
Oh, no! No, no, no, I'm saying we have many things as beautiful as she would want them to be.
Oh, no.
Oh, of course, not with me.
Oh, pretty woman
Oh, so you just ran into her? That's great. Jesus.
Oh, wild women show
Oh, yeah. Don't let anybody tell you different, okay?
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Uh, I assume cash is acceptable.
Oh, yes, of course!
Oh, yes, they do
Oh, yes.
Oh, yo, oh, yo. Catch this!
Oh, Zachary! Too many doughnuts.
Oh!
Oh! Hah!
Oh.
Oh. Hi. I had to party. Where are you?
Oh. Hmm.
Okay, stop fidgeting. Get rid of your gum.
Okay, well, listen. I didn't mean to interrupt you, but Bridget was really great...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Don't fidget and smile.
Old Man Morse just got the inside track on a $350 million contract...
On a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword.
On my pillow
On one condition.
On the ground
One, two, three. See?
Only one word of advice: Avoid the steaming divot!
Ooh
Ooh, yeah I'm a wild one
Ooh.
Parked cars at wrestling.
People always do what you tell them to do?
People are looking at me.
People put you down enough, you start to believe it.
People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic.
Philip.
Pick one. I got red, I got green, I got yellow.
Please do so. Thank you.
Please take Miss Vivian anywhere she wishes to go.
Please, sit.
Pretty stiff.
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman
Pretty woman I couldn't help but see
Pretty woman The kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Princess Vivian! Come down!
Real genuine guy. Who is he?
Red.
Reg... Bev... Wil.
Rich people throw their napkins a lot, don't they?
Right now I am just freaking out.
Right now, Vivian, right now I really do care. I really do.
Right this way, Mr. Lewis, sir.
Road and Track. The boys back home I grew up with,
Rodeo Drive, baby.
Room service for Mr. Lewis, please.
Salad fork, dinner fork.
San Francisco's not that great, you know.
Second was worse.
See, I Not quick enough for the old man!
Senator Adams.
Senator. Senator Adams, I'm pleased you could make it.
Shall we go to dinner?
Sharp, useless look about you.
She be out on these streets day in, day out, tradin' her sorry self for some crack.
She rescues him right back.
She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
She was a crack head. Dominic was trying to straighten her out for months.
She was one of my bridesmaids.
She's a special guest.
She's sweet, Edward.
She's the niece of a very special guest.
She's waiting for you in the lounge.
Should have that printed on your business card.
Shrimp fork,
Six full nights, days too.
Slippery little suckers.
Snack! Snack!
So anyway, what does she do? Does she work?
So don't irritate me.
So how am I gonna know what they're singin'? These are broken.
So how come you rented the penthouse?
So how is it you know so little about cars?
So I find myself... in unfamiliar territory.
So it's sort of like, um, stealing cars and selling 'em for the parts, right?
So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a Savings and Loan officer. Watch.
So maybe if I screw you, huh,
So one day I did it.
So what do you want me to do?
So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?
So you don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?
So you don't actually have a billion dollars, huh?
So you'll be all right?
So, basically, we're talkin' about 88 inches of therapy...
So, I liked Monopoly. Boardwalk, Park Place. Wh What's the point?
So, I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?
So, where we goin'?
So, you got a lot of stuff you gotta move in?
So, you're the flavor of the month. Hmm.
Some dreams come true, some don't. But keep on dreamin'.
Somehow I'm sensing that this time problem is a major issue with you.
Somehow, I find that very hard to believe.
Sometimes.
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Sort of an aerobics queen. Feel the burns.
Standard "H." Like I know what that means.
Stay cool.
Stay here?
Stay. Stay the night with me.
Stores are never nice to people; they're nice to credit cards.
Sure you won't come with me?
Sure. For five bucks.
Take care of you.
Talk. Yeah... uh... okay.
Tate! It's me, Elizabeth, from Workout World.
Tell me again why we're here.
Tell me how could it be
Tell me, what kind of what kind of money you girls make these days?
Thank you very much, sir. Have a nice night.
Thank you, Mr. Thompson.
Thank you, yes, but I'd like you to do a favor for me, please.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Vivian.
Thanks for the recap.
That I had this dream did the knight say to me,
That I'm a wild one
That is why I have pledged my eternal love to you. Mmm!
That would make you... a lawyer.
That you look lovely as can be
That's how I ended up here. I followed bum number three.
That's my job. At the end of the month, I collect everybody's rent.
That's not why you're leaving.
That's not why you're leaving.
That's one way to maybe break the ice.
That's right, 200, Vivian. But if you wanna work off her money with me,
That's right.
That's Sylvester Stallone's house right there.
That's the chukker, ladies and gentlemen.
That's the end of it!
That's the fork I knew.
That's the point I was getting at, and I think we can all agree with that.
That's what this is.
That's what we really like. You understand that.
That's when I met Kit.
That's why I enjoy this so much. Oh, by the way, Phil, about your car.
That's why I hired you, Phil, to do my worrying for me.
That's why no kissing. It's too personal.
The bad stuff is easier to believe.
The ball is in for chukker number four.
The condom of champions. The one and only. Nothing is gettin' through this sucker.
The fact that this will be our last night together, and you'll finally be rid of me.
The gentleman did, ma'am. Bon appetite.
The little woman.
The music's very powerful.
The penthouse. His bathroom is bigger than the Blue Banana!
The problem is, I think you liked Mr. Morse.
The question is how much more.
The real estate possibilities are endless, but most of the yard we'll just level.
The reason I know that is that I am an only child.
The rest of the silverware is a little confusing.
The stare of silence
The stores are not nice to people. I don't like it.
The truth is, it really is totally irrelevant whether I like this man or not.
The weather is clear all the way up to San Francisco.
The window washer is refusing to come down.
The word's all over the street. Morse is gonna raise your offer, pal.
The young lady who's staying with you in your room, sir.
Then he divorced my mother to be with another woman.
Then maybe I can fool myself
There are four other chairs here.
There you go. My ex girlfriend, Jessica, is in New York...
There. See, now it's perfect.
There's a band!
These are escargot. It's French for snails. It's a delicacy.
These aren't signed! Could someone please tell me what the fuck is going on here?
They either love it or they hate it.
They never are, dear.
They really let you borrow this from the jewelry store?
They were mean to me.
They were really into American heavy metal: Mustangs, Corvettes.
They were wrapping meat with the sheet music.
They're not looking at you; they're looking at me.
Things that go on in other hotels don't happen at the Regent Beverly Wilshire.
Thinkin' he can treat me like Stuckey,
Thinking that it's allowed.
This fireball is my grandson, David.
This has pedals like a race car. They're really close together.
This is a time honored tradition, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a trick. Darryl!
This is a very important week for me. I need you here.
This is all I'm capable of right now.
This is Bill Fricker with Gwen Olsen giving you play by play...
This is Gwen and Gretchen, the infamous Olsen sisters,
This is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.
This is not home.
This is our turf. We got seniority. You better get off our corner.
This is such bullshit! It's the kill you love, not me!
This is, uh, a hotel room.
This isn't a date. It's business.
Those stocks could go through the roof.
Those were very specific cases of crackheads.
Three thousand dollars!
Three thousand for six days. And, Vivian, I will let you go.
Three thousand. Really? Is he twisted?
Tiffany is taking the corner space; they like the project.
To dress a little more appropriately; that'll be all.
To secure a loan from the bank.
To tell you the truth, I don't feel like being alone tonight.
To turn around and love me
Tonight. Dinner. Set it up.
Toquenee is on Kennan. Penalty on that play.
Trapped in a tower by a wicked queen.
Try it. David?
Try.
Uh huh. I've got 'em from London;
Uh, Darryl, can you just pull up into the back alleyway, please?
Uh, Edward will be back soon. Any minute, he'll be home.
Uh, I buy companies that are in financial difficulty.
Uh, I was asking for directions. There she was.
Uh, nothing too flashy. Not too sexy.
Uh, she's just being testy. Edward's our most eligible bachelor.
Uh, the salad comes at the end of the meal.
Uh, yes, a little, on the couch.
Uh, yes.
Um, there's a club up here that I'd like to stop into for a second to see my roommate,
Upstairs in the poolroom.
Very well, sir. You're not only handsome, but a powerful man.
Vivian, I have a business proposition for you.
Vivian, I'm speaking to you. Come back here!
Vivian, is that a yes?
Vivian, it really wouldn't be like that.
Vivian, what is it you want?
Vivian!
Vivian.
Wait a minute. That's a Lotus Esprit.
Wake up. Time to shop.
Watch out, Lewis. I'm gonna tear you apart.
We got him!
We had to visit him in the hospital, Rachel got arrested. It was a mess.
We just got the information, Mr. Stuckey.
We look so dopey.
We make money, Edward.
We need you to help replace some of the divots out here on the grass.
We should be there in about 50 minutes.
We think you got a lot of potential, Kit De Luca.
We were just talking.
We will; we're getting a contract to build ten destroyers.
We work Fred Astaire, we work all the way down to Ella Fitzgerald.
We worked for a year on this deal. It's what you said you wanted.
We'll just have to do that, hmm?
We're very excited about the whole thing.
Welcome to Hollywood!
Welcome to Hollywood. What's your dream?
Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two.
Well, do you plan everything?
Well, doesn't it blow your mind? This is only four cylinders.
Well, for one thing, the clothing was appropriate.
Well, good morning.
Well, he gave me 300 for last night. And, Kit?
Well, he's not a bum. He's a rich, classy guy.
Well, hi. Philip Stuckey, Vivian. This is my wife, Elizabeth.
Well, I didn't ask if it would fit. I asked how much it was.
Well, I don't know about the fireball part, but grandson is true enough.
Well, I no longer wish to buy your company and take it apart.
Well, I screwed the debate team in high school.
Well, I tell you what, 'cause I got an idea.
Well, I... don't sell the whole company; I break it up into pieces...
Well, I'd rather hoped you'd be wearing it.
Well, I'll just wait.
Well, I'm gonna give, um you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.
Well, I'm just goin' to school like I'm real, real cool
Well, I'm not trying to land him. I'm just using him for sex.
Well, I'm only halfway out.
Well, it should be a pretty smooth flight, Mr. Lewis.
Well, just 'cause I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get something to eat.
Well, maybe something in this box.
Well, maybe you could be mine
Well, Miss Vivian.
Well, my mother was a music teacher...
Well, no. But it's got potential.
Well, nothin' else is gonna fit into this dress. I'll tell ya that.
Well, now that you have me here, what are you going to do with me?
Well, so you got even. That must've made you happy.
Well, thank you very much.
Well, thanks for the ride.
Well, thanks, but it's easy to clean up when you got money.
Well, that's one I haven't been on before.
Well, that's the way you always make me feel.
Well, then, gentlemen. If we could address ourselves to the contracts in front of you.
Well, then, I gather you're not accompanying Mr. Lewis to New York.
Well, well. Hello again. I'm looking for Edward.
Well, you know, there's always a possibility things are gonna go wrong.
Well, you've been pretty tough to take.
Well... Let me guess.
Well... Let me guess.
Were found by Felix Mendelssohn in a butcher's shop?
Wham! And it feels like your eye is gonna explode.
What about our Navy contracts?
What are you gonna do there?
What are you gonna do? You gonna beat up everybody?
What are you thinkin' about sittin' here all by yourself?
What do they do? Do they pull you aside in high school and show you how to do this?
What do you do, Edward? 'Cause I know you're not a lawyer.
What do you do?
What do you mean?
What do you plan to do with the company?
What do you say, blondie? Hi, honey, want some fun?
What do you see happening between us?
What do you want?
What does she sell?
What happened?
What is What do you have in, uh, your hand there?
What is it you're after now, Mr. Lewis?
What is this? What is this?
What is wrong with you? Come on, Edward! I gave you ten years!
What is your name?
What kind of companies?
What they're goin' through Ooh, yeah
What time's your bus?
What you only dream about wild women do
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What does that mean? Edward? Edward!
What? You're not comin' up to the door?
What's going on out here?
What's with you? You're fidgeting. What's wrong?
What's your dream? What's your dream?
What's your name?
When does it happen, Kit?
When does it really happen? Who does it really work out for?
When he drives me, yes, always.
When I was a little girl,
When I'm with a guy, I'm like a robot. I just do it.
When. Actually, when... Edward was with me,
Where are you going?
Where are you takin' me, anyway?
Wherever did you find her?
Who Who is this girl you're going with?
Who goes looking for a bargain basement streetwalker, you know?
Who have made marrying well an art form.
Who ordered pizza?
Whoa. Whoa. What is this?
Why are you leaving now?
Why do guys always know how to hit a woman right across the cheek?
Why don't we finish this tomorrow? It's really late, and I have to work.
Why don't we just get through that right now?
Why don't we just talk for a little bit, okay?
Why don't you not go to work tomorrow. Take the day off.
Why don't you sit and have something to eat?
Why don't you try a strawberry?
Why?
Wild women do
Wild women do what you think you'll never
Wild women show what they're goin' through
Will you be needing the car anymore tonight?
Winner gets a piggy back. Come on, saddle up, boy.
With my ex dog.
With the hooker?
Women's clothing.
Work it. Own it.
Work it. Work it, baby. Work it!
Would you Would you rescue me if I fell?
Wow, great view!
Wow. You must be really smart, huh?
Wrapped around you for the bargain price of...
Wrapped up as soon as possible; I gotta get to New York by Sunday.
Y You didn't wake me. I can see you're really busy.
Yeah, call the cops. That's great. Tell 'em I said hi.
Yeah, Edward told me.
Yeah, I could see that about you. I could see that.
Yeah, I know. They told me at the Banana you were lookin' for me.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab a cab with my twenty bucks.
Yeah, I'm leaving this here for Kit De Luca. She's gonna pick it up.
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Yeah, well, I gotta split, 'cause good byes make me crazy.
Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.
Yeah, well... maybe we should get a pimp, you know. Carlos really digs you.
Yeah, what? Speak.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Did you sleep?
Yeah. Well, I'm old, so go rest up by Monty Hall or Esther Wilson.
Yes, Bridget. Hello. This is Barnard Thompson here at the Regent Beverly Wil
Yes, Edward Lewis Enterprises. Phil Stuckey.
Yes, I have him right here.
Yes, I know, but I still need the numbers on Morse Industries.
Yes, I noticed you're packed.
Yes, I would, so I've arranged for you to have an apartment, to have a car,
Yes, I'd like to hire you as an employee.
Yes, she did. I speak to your secretary more than I speak to you.
Yes, that may be true, Vance.
Yes, you can handle this.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes!
You already did, Edward!
You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian.
You are life in my veins
You can't charge me for directions.
You clean up real nice.
You could be so much more.
You could freeze ice on his wife's ass.
You could get a million girls free.
You couldn't afford it.
You do? You think I got potential?
You don't drink, you hardly eat.
You don't have any messages for me, do you?
You don't know that. Hey, he asked you, right?
You don't sleep, you don't do drugs,
You ever notice that?
You fall in love with him, and you kiss him on the mouth. Did I not teach you anything?
You get to have your shoes polished by a member of the club.
You give me one example of somebody that we know that it happened for.
You gonna leave some money by the bed when you pass through town?
You got dirty politicians in your pockets now or something?
You got it.
You gotta be joking.
You gotta have a goal. Do you have a goal?
You hurt me.
You just concentrate on finding out what Morse is up to. I'm on my way.
You just did.
You kidding me? I come here all the time.
You know what I used to love when I was a kid, Phil?
You know what? Just tell me one thing: Why did you make me get all dressed up?
You know what's happened? I've got a runner in my pantyhose.
You know your foot's as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?
You know,
You know, Darryl also drove Miss Vivian home yesterday.
You know, I never saw this episode.
You know, I think I'm gonna go for a walk.
You know, I think you left your transmission back there.
You know, moment to moment. That's me. That's Yeah.
You know, there was a time when we built ships the size of cities.
You know, we say the wrong thing, we could wind up in court.
You like him?
You make $100 an hour and you got a safety pin holding your boot up?
You really took me by surprise
You say this is a nice place. I'm sure it's a very nice place.
You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard lookin' like you do, not that you ever did.
You thinkin' about dinner? I was a maniac.
You too, Phil.
You took it while I was sleeping?
You were right about Morse. He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear,
You were supposed to come by Tuesday. I left the money at the desk.
You're a dream coming true
You're a hooker.
You're forgiven.
You're gonna have a wonderful time.
You're late.
You're never gonna wanna let me go.
You're obviously in the wrong place.
You're on my fax.
You're on your own. I have to go back to work. You look great!
You're right. We say who, we say when, we say how much.
You're someone I've needed for a lifetime
You're stunning.
You're the only millionaire I ever heard of...
Your folks must be really proud, huh?
Your heart was cleverly disguised
Your plane is leaving as scheduled, sir,
976 BABE.
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking Maps here. Maps.
"Definitely no." Yeah.
"Veg out"? Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
A billion dollars? Yes.
A hundred dollars a night. For an hour.
A lawyer. Mm hmm.
Aah! Damn. Shit. Goddamn!
Ah, good to see you. You too.
All right, let's get one of these on you.
Always. Yeah. Me too.
Am I really a grouch? Yes.
And I won't miss the way that you kiss me
And it will remain there. And how the hell did you pull something like that?
and very tall.
And what do you do? I cool.
And you are my employee! Look, you don't own me. I decide, okay?
And you don't make anything and you don't build anything. No. No.
And you have all four. Take a look. Oh!
Another $200? That was from way before.
Are these people your friends? I spend time with them, yeah.
Are you gonna watch? No, I'm going.
As a matter of fact, they do rent this room by the hour. Sure they do.
Barney! It didn't fit.
Besides, I already have one. If you want to impress me
Besides, it's my apartment. Yeah, well, I have to live there too, Kit.
Beverly Hills is down the hill!
Business, I think. Business, you think.
Business. Business mingling?
Bye. Thanks, bye.
Can I call you Eddie? Not if you expect me to answer.
Can you tell me how to get to Beverly Hills? You're here!
Carter. Yeah. Carter. Carter Lewis.
Champagne. Oh! Well.
Check, please. Yes, sir.
Come meet my horse, Vivian. Well, Edward's waiting for me.
Come on, Viv. Come downstairs. Work out Work out what?
Come on! Come on! I'll pay for it. Get off me!
Come on. Bring it out, girls. Oh, this is absolutely divine.
Conservative. You understand? Boring.
Cop a what? Cop a squat.
Could you send up some champagne and strawberries, please? Of course.
Cute. She's very cute. Thank you.
Darryl, the limousine out front, please? Yes, sir.
Darryl. Yes, sir.
David. How are ya?
Did he give you the money yet? At the end of the week. That's what's wrong with him.
Did you enjoy the opera, dear? Oh, it was so good, I almost peed in my pants.
Did you kiss him? On the mouth? Uh, yeah, I did.
Did you know that?
Did you send the tickets to the hotel? Thank you. Yes, sir.
Did you sleep well? Yeah, too good.
Do I look okay? Mmm.
Do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is? Oh, yes.
Do you think I look like Carol Channing? No! I love this look.
Do you want to talk about this? No.
Don't be ridiculous. How do you know that this girl...
Don't open that. No, ma'am.
Don't play with me, young lady. Vivian.
Don't worry, Mrs. Rainey, I'll call you the minute it comes in. Thank you.
Don't you drink? No.
Don't you ever go near her again.
Don't you just love Prince?
Don't, uh Just don't Okay. I can do it.
Doris, how nice to see you. How are you?
Edward Lewis Enterprises.
Edward Lewis. Ah, yes, sir.
Edward would love that tie. Would you give her the tie?
Edward, I know a lot of nice girls. No, you don't.
Edward! I'm sorry I told you.
Edward! Susan!
Edward? Did you hear me? Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm here.
Edward. Be back in just a second. Hold on.
Edward. Edward?
Edward. Edward. That's my favorite name in the whole world!
Edward. Uh, are you familiar with a stick shift? Uh, yeah.
Edward's date. I'm going for a ride with the Ritter's in their new car.
Everything's done. What else?
Evidently she joined him last night. Thank you.
Excuse me, Ann. Howard, how are you? Philip, good.
Excuse me, Ann. Howard, how are you? Philip, good.
Excuse me, miss, may I help you? I'm going to my room.
Excuse me, sir, uh, Yeah?
Excuse me. Sure.
Excuse me. Edward! Edward. Over here. Phil.
Fifty? You a $50 whore, Vivian? What are you doing?
First is here somewhere.
First time in an elevator. Ah.
Four thousand. Six nights at 300 is 1,800.
From your niece, sir. My what?
Gentlemen, relax!
Get off! Stop. I don't want to hurt you! Stop it!
Go back to your office. Yeah.
Good bye, Jessica.
Good evening, Mr. Lewis. Hello. You have messages?
Good evening. Hi.
Good morning, gentlemen. Good morning, Mr. Thompson.
Good morning, good morning. Good morning, sir.
Good morning, Mr. Thompson. Good morning, Marjorie.
Grazie. Arrivederci.
Great, let's get started. How much for the entire night?
Guess. You'll never guess.
Had to be the top floor, right? It's the best.
Hang on. Okay. Here we go.
Have a nice day. Thank you.
Have you driven a shift? Listen, all right. Yeah. Yeah.
Have you ever driven a Lotus?
Have you seen Edward? No, I haven't. Great party, Philip.
Having a nice time, Vivian? Yeah, I'm having a great time.
He knows me. Dennis.
He wants to do this, by the way. He would go crazy about this tie.
He's right here. Okay, I'll Just for a second, though.
Heard you got married. Well... yeah. I couldn't wait for you!
heavy metal... home?
Hello, Mr. Lewis. Hi. How you doin'? I want this whole thing...
Hello?
Hello? Edward, it's Phil. Listen, I'm running out the door.
Hello. Do you remember me?
Help you, love? There you go. Thank you very much.
Here I am. I'm Al and this is my friend Bill. Get in the car.
Hey, baby, you lookin' for a date? Yeah, honey, we're lookin'.
Hey, come here. You gotta look at this. It's all right.
Hey, get off me! Hey, hey! Goddamn it!
Hey, girls. Hey, yo, baby!
Hey, hey, hey You're outta your neighborhood. This ain't no Beverly Hills!
Hey, how you doing there? All right.
Hey, Rachel, have you seen Kit? No, not since, uh, Tuesday.
Hey, yo, Rachel. What?
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Yes, ma'am. May I help you?
Hi. I'm really glad to meet you. Mr. Morse. David.
His block? He's a drug dealer. It has to do with Kit.
Hmm. So, it goes without saying...
Hollister. Yes, sir.
Holy shit. You're gonna be fine.
How much is it? Twenty bucks, thirty bucks? Get off me! Get off me!
How much is this? I don't think this would fit you.
I bet you can see all the way to the ocean from out here. I'll take your word for it.
I can't.
I can't.
I devoted my whole life to you! That's bullshit.
I didn't do it, sir. No, no. I didn't say that.
I didn't hear you. What did you say? Uh...
I didn't like it.
I don't go out there. Why don't you go out there?
I don't know. You don't know? Tokyo opened maybe 90 minutes ago.
I don't understand what's goin' on here today, gentlemen. Hello?
I forgot where I was. Occupational hazard?
I got a dress!
I got a dress. A cocktail one. That's good.
I got tickets to the Met. Yes, sir.
I have a message for you, sir. From who?
I introduced them at dinner the other night. So what?
I know how to undress me Yeah... Listen.
I know this weepy look on your face. Oh, no, you don't!
I love this car. I love it too. Look, you don't even know where you're going.
I need 'em now from Tokyo.
I never joke about money. Neither do I.
I see. I have my own life too, you know, Edward.
I think we both know that she's not my niece. Of course.
I think you broke my nose. Get outta here.
I told you not to pick up the phone. Then stop callin' me.
I was hidin' from Carlos. Well, if you picked up the money,
I was lost without you I've never been on a plane before.
I was sorry to hear about Carter. Oh, yeah. Thanks.
I wouldn't do it. Sure, you wouldn't. But do it anyhow.
I'll be right outside. Good.
I'll buy your stock back. You don't have the money.
I'll meet you downstairs, sir. Thank you.
I'll see you tonight. Baby, I'm gonna treat you so nice,
I'm afraid of heights. You are?
I'm gonna be outta here in just a minute. No, there's no hurry.
I'm gonna call a cab. Allow me.
I'm gonna show you what this car can really do. Are you ready? I am ready.
I'm hoping they don't spot this limousine as it is. I'll block it with my body.
I'm not some little toy! Look, I know you're not my toy. Vivian!
I'm okay. I thought that was you. I like this hat.
I'm on the top floor. You're a guest here?
I'm with a friend. And who would that be?
I've already seen it. If you're afraid of heights, why do you get seats up here?
if that's okay? Absolutely.
If you look at Excuse me, Phil.
If you want to impress me What is that?
If you're makin' fun of me, I don't like it. No, I'm not making fun of you.
In Beverly Hills? Yeah.
Intriguing. Have a good evening, sir.
Is that better? It's all right.
Is this Mr. Stuckey's car?
It's ketchup. Yes, sir.
It's new. What are you looking at?
It's very expensive. Look, I got money to spend in here.
It's very glamorous. Glamour choice.
Just be ginger with it. It's a new car.
Just stay here for a while. I'll be back. Yes, sir, Mr. Lewis.
Leave her alone!
Leave my company alone. I can't do that. I own ten million shares.
Let's continue the meeting.
Let's go. Hey, where you goin', baby? Vivian!
Let's just go, Edward. Edward. So how's it feel to be a trick?
Let's just leave. You ain't goin' no place.
Ma? It's Viv.
May I help you? I'm just checkin' things out.
May I help you? No, thank you. Hi.
Maybe I should just move out. If that's what you want, yes.
Me, not work? Yeah.
Men like my grandfather made this country. Who ordered this?
Mind if I have a drink? No.
Mine are broken. No, no. That's okay It's all right.
Mister Lewis. Gentlemen.
Mmm? Something's missing.
Mmm.
Mmm. Please give me the keys. All right, look.
Mmm. Susan, tell me something.
More than life itself. Don't you knock?
Mr. Lewis plays hardball. Yes, yes, I do.
Mr. Stuckey wanted to see you. Yes, tell him I'm in the middle of a very important phone call.
Mr. Thompson. Yes.
Name someone? Yeah, one person that it worked out for.
No problem. Thank you. Edward.
No, don't touch I moved the queen. I like the queen.
No, I got it. I'll carry this.
No, I'm sorry. I was in here yesterday. You wouldn't wait on me.
No! I tell you what, this is fate, Edward.
No. You're gonna start right now.
Nobody's walkin' away from anything! Philip, I think he's right.
Now is as good a time as any. That's fine with me, Edward. Good bye.
Oh Housekeeping is singing.
Oh, God. What? It corners like it's on rails.
Oh, oh, pretty woman
Oh, shit. We were never carved in stone
Oh, that's all right. I already been to Stallone's. Right. Uh, down the street.
Oh, that's good. He's bringing his grandson.
Oh, that's my job. Bridg, he's not really my uncle.
Oh, you are Yes, yes.
Oh! Yes.
Oh. So where is this...
Oh. You work on commission, right?
Oh. You'll know. Believe me, you'll understand.
Okay, hon? Uh huh.
Okay, honey. Thanks. Thanks.
Okay. She's on her way. Fine.
One last thing. If you could possibly... Yes.
Opening night never starts on time. Okay.
Out. Out of here. All right, all right.
Ow! Ow!
Penthouse. The penthouse.
Phil suggested that maybe I should take a I Phil is just my lawyer, okay?
Phil, listen to me. What?
Pretty good.
Program, sir. Thank you.
Quarter of a million.
Really? Yes.
Relative? Yes.
return this to Fred's for me, please. Yes, of course.
Ridiculous. Price just went up to ten.
See you. Good bye.
See, we can still walk away from it. Walk away?
Shall I order for you? Yeah.
She has my card. And we'll help her use it, sir.
She only owes me 200 more. Carlos!
She says her name is Miss De Luca Let me talk to her.
She's not a spy. She is a hooker. Oh!
She's with Mr. Lewis. Mr. Lewis.
should control its destiny. Where's the salad?
Shut up!
Sick.
Sir. Wonderful news. Congratulations. Good evening, Edward.
So come on out now. Come on! Come on, folks.
So what do you do with the companies once you buy them? I sell them.
So what do you do? I buy companies.
So, do you have a wife? Girlfriend? I have both.
So, take care of you. Whoa.
So, what hotel you stayin' at? The, uh, Regent Beverly Wilshire.
So, when does he leave? Tomorrow.
So, you said this is in Italian. Uh huh.
Stupid. Don't worry about it.
Take a load off.
Take care of you.
Tell him I'll call him on Monday. Yes, sir.
Thank you, Darryl.
Thank you, Mr. ? Thompson. I'm the manager manager of the hotel, sir.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks. All right? Good.
That was a business decision. It was good.
That's right. Why?
That's why this one's only worth about a penny. Hmm.
That's why when you came in Excuse me. We're gonna need a few more people helping us.
The Blue Banana? The Blue Banana.
The glasses are there. Enjoy the opera. Oh!
The tie? Take off the tie. Give her the tie.
Then why are you calling me? Did you buy clothes today?
This ain't a buffet, Kit. Irritate you?
This happens! Industrial espionage Phil, Phil, Phil!
This is Angel. That's the Dude. I know everybody! Is it all gone, Kit?
This is dental floss. Yeah? So?
This way, Mr. Lewis. Your party is waiting. Stop fidgeting.
Three thousand dollars. Bullshit!
Three thousand. Done.
to build destroyers for the Navy.
To the left. Oh.
Try me. $300.
Two hundred dollars. Don't you go to school tomorrow?
Uh huh. Excuse me, I just want to make one call. Yes, um, sir.
Uh, do you have a key? Oh. I forgot that cardboard thing.
Uh, excuse me. Huh?
Uh, hi. I'm Philip Stuckey, Edward Lewis's lawyer. Hey, where's the guest of honor anyway?
Uh, what is your name, miss? What do you want it to be?
Uh, where would you like it? Where would we like it?
Upstairs, to the right. Okay. Excuse me.
Very elegant. All right.
Vivian, hi. David Morse. Excuse me.
Vivian.
Vivian. My name is Vivian. Vivian.
Want to know something? I don't have a clue. No?
Wasn't as much fun as I thought it was gonna be. Why not?
Watch her. Yes, sir.
We'll have a little chat. Thank you. Dennis, thank you. I'm coming.
We're gonna have dinner. Oh, don't sit on there, dear!
We're late. No, it's all right.
Well done. Well done. Whoo, whoo, whoo!
Well, for one thing, it would get you off the streets. That's just geography.
Well, no wonder. No wonder what?
Well, we need rent money! Oh, calm down, chica.
Well, what's wrong with him? Nothing.
What are we gonna work out? You really like her, Carlos?
What are you hiding? Nothing.
What are you lookin' at?
What are you, from the press? No, no. We're from Orlando.
What d'you say? Hmm? A buffet of safety.
What do you want? I'm gonna be in town until Sunday.
What happened? Some chick. She bought it over there.
What if someone recognizes me? Not likely. They don't spend too much time on Hollywood Blvd.
What is he lookin' at? Ah, yes. Here you go. Thank you very much.
What is with everybody today? No, no. It's all right. Just come with me.
What makes you think I'm a lawyer? You've got that, um...
What, you forget? I told you no dates tonight. Go.
What'd he say? He said he's taking the day off.
What'd the shrink say? He said I was cured.
When did he die? Last month.
Where are they? Shopping together?
Where are you going? I have a date.
Where are you going? I'm going downstairs for a while.
Where you going? Did he sign these? No, he said he had to leave.
Who's gonna break my heart, right? Oh, no. Come on.
why didn't you just let me wear my own clothes, okay? I did not I did not
Why does he get to stay? Please, please.
Why don't you put this on? Why?
Why? It brings out the flavor in the champagne.
Why? Is it your birthday or something? No.
Will you stay the week? Why?
Williams. Esther Williams! Where you belong!
Wonderful. He's leaving. Edward's leaving.
Would you consider spending the week with me?
Would you like a cup of coffee? Black.
Wow! It's all right.
Yeah, hi. Barney said you'd be nice to me.
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. Maybe we're lucky to get this information now, sir.
Yeah, sort of. But legal. Mm hmm.
Yeah? Darryl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You definitely like him.
Yeah. Call me. When?
Yeah. You see the stars on the sidewalk, babe? Yeah.
Yes, sir. Do you know this young lady?
Yes, sir. Hi, Barney.
Yes, sir. How did the Morse stock open at the Nikkei?
Yes, sir. What's the message?
Yes, we have several. Thank you.
Yes. I had to call.
Yes. Mmm.
You all right? I'm fine.
You did. Come on. Let go. Let go.
You fell in love with him. No. Kit, please. Stop it.
You get to keep the clothes? Yeah.
You got nice stuff. Thank you.
You got the keys to your car? Why, what's wrong with the limo?
You have to keep on top of these things, all right? Done.
You kissed him on the mouth? I did. It was nice.
You know about cars. Where did that come from?
You know? Keep it social.
You look really good. No, something in the shade. Over there.
You mind if I take my boots off? Not at all.
You really should think about traveler's checks. We may be going out evenings.
You said they had nothing in the hopper on this one! I thought they didn't.
You see this young lady over here. Yes.
You want days too. Two thousand.
You want me to give you a name or something. Yeah.
You were unavailable for consultation. Hey, let's go.
You would? Yes.
you wouldn't have to hide. I was busy. I had a life. Nino got beat up.
You'll need something to wear. Like what?
You're a size six, right? Yeah. How'd you know that?
You're cool. You're welcome, Miss Vivian.
You're gonna get lost in the dark!
You're gonna go out? Dinner? Mm hmm.
You're joking. No. It's the only way I can get you off my coat.
You're not shifting right. This is a standard "H."
You're very good at it. Thank you very much.
You're watching. I'm going.
You've fallen in love with him? Kit!
Your coat, Mr. Lewis. Thank you.
'Cause you can't You just can't turn tricks forever.
'Til the time had run out
"Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."
"Don't get emotional when you turn tricks."
$3,000.

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