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A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you
A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you
All all that pisses me off that pisses me right off
All all that pisses me off that pisses me right off
Both cheeks northland right here
Both cheeks northland right here
But i'm gonna go with my instinct on this one
But i'm gonna go with my instinct on this one
Check plays
Check plays
Come on
Come on
Dumb and Dumber Sounds Sound
Dumb and Dumber Sounds Sound
Dumb and Dumber Sounds Sound
Dumb and Dumber Sounds Sound
Dumb and Dumber Sounds Sound
Dumb and Dumber Sounds Sound
Excuse me
Excuse me
For god sakes it's over the damn number
For god sakes it's over the damn number
Ha ha yeah hello.
Ha ha yeah hello.
Hey harry old buddy old pal
Hey harry old buddy old pal
Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world
Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world
Hi harry done pleasure to meet people
Hi harry done pleasure to meet people
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
I can't stop going once I started stinks
I can't stop going once I started stinks
I couldn't possibly accept
I couldn't possibly accept
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy
I got worms
I got worms
I guess we both learn a little something about each other today didn't
I guess we both learn a little something about each other today didn't
I hate goodbyes
I hate goodbyes
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic
I just want to apologize for that pleasant seem a little earlier
I just want to apologize for that pleasant seem a little earlier
I'd do anything to boner
I'd do anything to boner
I'll be right back don't you go dying on main
I'll be right back don't you go dying on main
I'm going to kill you
I'm going to kill you
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber
Look at the fun bags on that whole sound
Look at the fun bags on that whole sound
My friend harry and I would
My friend harry and I would
No no no no no lloyd
No no no no no lloyd
No yes no well no i'd crossed my mind
No yes no well no i'd crossed my mind
Oh it was terrible mistake sir please believe me I would never do anything to offend a man of your size
Oh it was terrible mistake sir please believe me I would never do anything to offend a man of your size
Oh my god that's funny oh that's good stuff
Oh my god that's funny oh that's good stuff
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
OK just calm down
OK just calm down
One time we successfully made it a bulldog with a shih tzu
One time we successfully made it a bulldog with a shih tzu
Stop being a baby
Stop being a baby
Suck me sideways
Suck me sideways
Sure.
Sure.
We got no food we got no jobs our pets heads are falling off
We got no food we got no jobs our pets heads are falling off
Well if we gotta have serious talk
Well if we gotta have serious talk
Well pardon me mister perfect
Well pardon me mister perfect
What's a matter
What's a matter
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah I called her up
Yeah I called her up
Yeah we we called it a bullshit
Yeah we we called it a bullshit
Yep
Yep
Yes yes i've had a wonderful time so far thank you
Yes yes i've had a wonderful time so far thank you
Yes.
Yes.
You are one pathetic loser
You are one pathetic loser
You know what really chaps my ass hole
You know what really chaps my ass hole
You want an atomic pepper
You want an atomic pepper