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Home > Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber...
A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet sweet love to you
A tommy gun
Actually no
All all that pisses me off that pisses me right off
Are you serious
Aren't you do back in the laboratory to get your boat tightened
Both cheeks northland right here
Bruce nolan
But anyway
But i'm gonna go with my instinct on this one
Check plays
Come on
Could you throw the blue hardly ocean jewel over the railing on the titanic
Criminal come on
Excuse me
For god sakes it's over the damn number
Geez I figured you had a sense of humor
Ha ha yeah hello.
Hello
Hello
Hello hello hello
Hey harry old buddy old pal
Hey maybe i'll give you a call sometime
Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world
Hi harry done pleasure to meet people
Hi susan
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry
I can't stop going once I started stinks
I couldn't possibly accept
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy
I don't really recall
I got worms
I guess we both learn a little something about each other today didn't
I hate goodbyes
I just figured she was a raging alcoholic
I just want to apologize for that pleasant seem a little earlier
I like I love
I really wanna know my name
I'd do anything to bone her
I'll be right back don't you go dying on main
I'll be right back don't you go dying on me
I'm bruce nolan
I'm going to kill you
I'm just messing with you
I'm kind of busy
I'm looking for
Is something wrong
It really think until women are looking for a guy like me
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Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber
Let's rock for short
Listen this isn't the best time right now
Look at the fun bags on that whole sound
My friend harry and I would
No it wasn't me it was the one armed man
No no no no no lloyd
No yes no well no i'd crossed my mind
Oh alrighty that
Oh it was terrible mistake sir please believe me I would never do anything to offend a man of your size
Oh my god that's funny oh that's good stuff
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
OK
OK
OK just calm down
One in case I don't see you good afternoon good evening and good night
One time we successfully made it a bulldog with a shih tzu
Reality isn't father knows best anymore
Really
Run again we need code
Shut off
So how do we get in
So you're the boss
Stop being a baby
Suck me sideways
Sure.
That's a lovely accent you have new jersey
There was a column in which you are
There's no one here
This looks promising
Three on the seventh at seven
We got no food we got no jobs our pets heads are falling off
Well if we gotta have serious talk
Well pardon me mister perfect
What
What are you waiting for a graved invitation
What's a matter
Which is that's how life is it
Women are suckers for sleepless in seattle it's on HBO this month at your bank right there
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah I called her up
Yeah we we called it a bullshit
Yep
Yes yes i've had a wonderful time so far thank you
Yes.
You are one pathetic loser
You are one pathetic loser
You know what really chaps my ass hole
You ruin
You suck
You want an atomic pepper

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