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Actions speak louder than words
Ah
Ah
Alright get ahold of yourself
Alright yeah i'm gonna start here you beard adults
Are you really are an ass
Are you trying to be sexy is that it was you trying to be sexy
Do you have the perception of an autistic
Don't use psychology on me a boring jerk off help
Drop dead
First of all I have the metabolism of a glacier
Hello
Hey bob could you look at my thing
Hey hey pink nipples
Hi angel
How big a boy are you down there sir
How old are you
I didn't say hey put on your sexy pants
I had a down syndrome tongue just laws
I know you'll be lying on your stomach for a week crying and pretending it's just comfortable that way
I really hope he lost his leg and some type of an auto injury
I really want to be touchy feely
I'm a fat pig
I'm a meaty breasted little nothing
I'm lonely
I'm talking stupid
Jim Norton Sounds Sound
Jim Norton Sounds Sound
Knock knock
Little fat belly little fat tail fish belly
Little fat stupid boy
No my brother
Now still but that's not what i'm telling you
Of course
Oh wait wait
Oh yeah yeah yeah I think so
Really
That requires a lot of smarts
There you go a little fat bosoms will clean up after you
Who cares
Why are you out of breath from picking up the phone
Why you so mean
Woo
Would you like to come down today and go down on me and play get infected for a day
Yeah
Yeah
Yes
You are garbage
You people have no idea if I could blow my brains out in front of you right now I would
You really are an annoying fat check
You stink and I don't like you
You're a fat girl with LA gear sneakers and I hope you hit a pole and die

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