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Character from South Park with blonde hair and red shirt, representing a unique style and personality in the series.

Stan Marsh Soundboard

Stan Marsh soundboard with over 50 of his best quotes from season 18 of South Park. Voiced by Trey Parker. Stan attends South Park Elementary as part of Mr. Garrison's Fourth Grade Class. His father is a geologist, and his mother is a secretary at Tom's Rhinoplasty. He briefly had a step-father in "Clubhouses", named Roy. In the episode "Free Willzyx", him and his friends break into SeaWorld Park and steal the orca named Jambu. In "Whale Whores", he joins the anti-whaling reality show Whale Wars and sinks many Japanese whaling ships with a flare gun and Molotov cocktails. He, Kenny, and Cartman get arrested by the Japanese and put in a prison cell together.

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A good company should never have 7 words in its title.
A good company should never have 7 words in its title.
And I'm not addicted. I can stop. I just like playing it. But I don't have to. I'll prove it.
And I'm not addicted. I can stop. I just like playing it. But I don't have to. I'll prove it.
But gluten can attack anyone. This is not a time to party. This is a time to get serious.
But gluten can attack anyone. This is not a time to party. This is a time to get serious.
Dad.
Dad.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Feeling good on a Monday? Got my space, all the freedom I need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By myself, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Feeling good on a Monday? Got my space, all the freedom I need. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By myself, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a long time we ignored it, thought it would only affect the poor people who ate Eggo waffles and pizza pockets.
For a long time we ignored it, thought it would only affect the poor people who ate Eggo waffles and pizza pockets.
Free.
Free.
Good luck with your company, dude.
Good luck with your company, dude.
Hey.
Hey.
How did you get that on your phone?
How did you get that on your phone?
How?
How?
I don't know how you can say that when you're standing here chugging beer.
I don't know how you can say that when you're standing here chugging beer.
I don't know if you're listening, but I guess I have something inside me that I can't control.
I don't know if you're listening, but I guess I have something inside me that I can't control.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'll figure it out. Jesus Christ.
I don't know. I'll figure it out. Jesus Christ.
I have addiction demons and I don't understand them.
I have addiction demons and I don't understand them.
I just feel that somewhere out there there's a perfect startup company name.
I just feel that somewhere out there there's a perfect startup company name.
I know the game is stupid and it actually isn't even fun anymore.
I know the game is stupid and it actually isn't even fun anymore.
I need help.
I need help.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
In Canada?
In Canada?
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's something to do with my family. It's like a curse.
It's something to do with my family. It's like a curse.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me talk to my dad.
Let me talk to my dad.
Mindy.
Mindy.
No, no, no, not yet.
No, no, no, not yet.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Ohh shit.
Ohh shit.
OK.
OK.
So hey, I was going to see if you still wanted to see that stupid maze runner.
So hey, I was going to see if you still wanted to see that stupid maze runner.
Something kind of dark. Please help show me the way.
Something kind of dark. Please help show me the way.
Stand.
Stand.
Sweet.
Sweet.
That's fun.
That's fun.
There's a health crisis going on, and it's spreading faster than anyone realizes.
There's a health crisis going on, and it's spreading faster than anyone realizes.
We're calling on everyone to spend this weekend learning about gluten and how to protect yourself and your family. Because we don't know how much time we have.
We're calling on everyone to spend this weekend learning about gluten and how to protect yourself and your family. Because we don't know how much time we have.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What?
What?
Wow, that's pretty nice.
Wow, that's pretty nice.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I think I'm going to be OK.
Yeah, I think I'm going to be OK.
Yeah.
Yeah.