Alright, I'd love a blowjob.
And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
And you are?
Anyway.
Bruce.
But I appreciate the gesture.
But it looks good on you.
But what it does to the people you love?
Chigachigah!
China.
Deadpool.
Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle, she's a fantastic.
Fake laugh hiding real pain.
Francis
Fuck is wrong with you.
Get outta here. Go go cast a spell.
Ha ha ha ha.
He's pure evil.
Hello.
Hopefully you.
I am no hero.
I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with pull Vereen.
I don't have time for the goody 2 shoes bullshit right now.
I don't know you tell me.
I feel just like a little girl.
I got places to be a face to fix and oh bad guys to kill.
I know, right?
I live in a crack house.
I sense clowns.
I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet.
I will shoot your fucking cat.
I'll send you a shiny happy as a friend request.
I'm a teenage girl.
I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worst guys.
I'm so sorry.
I'm touching myself tonight.
If I were a 200 pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I hide?
Isn't that what superheroes do?
Jeremy.
Keep away from Megan.
Kevin
Later tonight.
Look, I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here. I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be? Huh? Long, sullen silenc...
Love is a beautiful thing.
Me too.
Me.
Mother fucker you the world's worst friend.
Mother fucker.
No.
Nope.
Oh hello.
Oh sweaters terribile.
OK.
Really.
Right in the middle there just. I don't nugget of romaine lettuce or something. So father me for a long time. Made you look.
Ripley from Alien 3.
Rolling up the sleeves.
Scott
Some of the best love story. Start with the murder and that's exactly what this is. A love story.
Someone's not counting.
That's the coolest thing ever.
The drink moose knuckle
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you.
There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental plus even condoms.
This is confusing.
Today was about as much fun as the sandpaper dildo.
Trust me.
Wade W. Wilson.
Wait?
Wasn't talking to you.
Watership biscuit
Watership.
Well that's so bad guys. Can't see me bleed.
What are you still doing? Get outta here.
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
When life ends up breathtakingly fucked, you can generally trace it back to one big bad decision, the one that sent you down the road to Shittsburgh.
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream, so you gotta hold on to love tight and never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did got it.
Where's your boss?
Who fucking cares?
Who's balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?
Who's Kitty litter? I just shit in.
Whole world taste like Mama June after hot yoga.
With the family of 12.
Wow.
Yeah, it's me dead pool and I got an offer that you can't refuse.
Yeah, it's right next to the prostate.
Yeah.
Yes.
You clowning.
You have something in your teeth.
You may be wondering why the red suit.
You're not clowning
You're really going to fuck this up for me.
You're still here. It's over, go home.
Your left leg is Thanksgiving, and you're right. Like it's Christmas. I'm busy between the Holidays.
#drive
$75.
