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A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual and certainly without any choice
And as human beings you and I need fresh pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids
And you don't like big shots not when you're bigger sheriff
But the boy's gotta learn sometime that guns aren't necessarily bad depends on who uses 'em
But today war is too important to be left to politicians they have neither the time the training nor the inclination for strategic thought
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face
Don't be funny this is police business
Don't play god just because you've got a gun
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation fluoridation of water
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol
He said war was too important to be left to the generals
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration communist indoctrination communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
I do not avoid women but I do deny them my essence
I don't know how well I could stand up under torture
I thought I got all you guinea hoods locked up
I wouldn't enjoy winning' a postmortem medal any more than you're going to enjoy that postmortem money
I'm confused myself never have seen so many cops what goes on
I'm the only person who knows the three letter code group
If you scream or make one false move he'll murder the boy you understand he'll murder pidge!
It looks like we're in a shooting war
Look if you had the gun what would you do with it stick up a filling station
Look when a house is on fire everybody has to help put it out because the next time it might be your house
On no account will a commie ever drink water and not without good reason
Say look i've got a message here the code word is hangover
Teaching children the art of death and destruction the cruelties the tortures ah he's gotta know these things exist then he can fight against 'em when it's his turn
That's an interesting question what's the interesting answer
That's the way your hard core commie works
The enemy may come individually or he may come in strength he may even come in the uniform of our own troops but however he comes we must stop him
They're planning to assassinate the president which president the president of the united states he arrives here this afternoon
Vodka that's what they drink isn't it never water
Water is the source of all life seven tenths of this earth's surface is water
Well then you'd better say 'mom' it's kind of not polite to say 'she' like that especially about your mother
What the hell are you doing telling me my business
What town is this suddenly suddenly what no no that's the name
What's that code word again hangover
Why do you realize that seventy percent of you is water
Women sense my power and they seek the life essence
You didn't like officers officers big shots yes sir no sir salute sir (spits) big shots
You know I happen to believe in a life after this one and I know i'll have to answer for what i've done and I think I can
You know I knew guys like you killin' was sweet rather kill a man than love a girl a real kick the thrill with the guts
You're digging a big black pit and shoving all of us down into it
Your commie has no regard for human life not even his own

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