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Elf (2003) Soundboard

Elf (2003) Soundboard

Elf (2003) is a heartwarming Christmas comedy film that has become a holiday classic over the years. Directed by Jon Favreau and written by David Berenbaum, it tells the story of a human named Buddy who was raised by elves at the North Pole.

The film stars Will Ferrell as the lovable and childlike Buddy. Ferrell's incredible comedic timing and infectious enthusiasm bring the character to life, making him instantly endearing to audiences of all ages. This role has become one of Ferrell's most iconic and cherished performances.

Joining Ferrell is a stellar cast that includes James Caan as Walter Hobbs, Buddy's cynical and workaholic biological father. Caan brings depth and vulnerability to his character, as he rediscovers the importance of family and the spirit of Christmas.

Zooey Deschanel plays Jovie, a fellow employee at the department store where Buddy finds work. Deschanel delivers a charming and soulful performance, showcasing her talent as both an actress and singer. Her rendition of the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in the film has become a fan favorite.

Another standout performance comes from Bob Newhart, who portrays Papa Elf, Buddy's adoptive father. Newhart's deadpan delivery and dry wit add a comedic touch to the film. His chemistry with Ferrell creates some of the most memorable and heartwarming scenes.

Elf also features a delightful cameo from actor Peter Dinklage, who plays Miles Finch, a successful author that Buddy mistakenly believes to be an elf. Dinklage brings his trademark charisma and sharp comedic timing to the role, making his scenes with Ferrell incredibly entertaining.

Released in 2003, Elf quickly became a beloved holiday classic. Its humor, heartfelt moments, and joyful Christmas spirit continue to captivate audiences around the world. The film beautifully explores themes of family, acceptance, and the power of belief.

If you want to relive the magic of Elf, you can play and download the film's delightful sounds here. From Buddy's infectious laughter to the jingle of sleigh bells, these sounds will immerse you in the enchanting world of the film. Whether you're watching it for the first time or revisiting a cherished memory, Elf is a must-watch film that will leave you with a warm heart and a belly full of laughter.

So gather your loved ones, pop some popcorn, and enjoy the hilarity and holiday cheer that Elf brings.

A christmas tree buddy chopped it down in the park
A confirmation that santa must've been sighted because we have his book right here heh heh heh
A mail room no
A mailroom? No.
A reprint you know how much that's gonna cost
A song uh yeah anything for you dad
Actually i'm adopted
Actually there's a big difference
Ah wow what's this
Ah!
Ah!
All i'm saying is this might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are
All I'm saying is...
All right all right
All right I got every weapon in the game
All right just bring them by the camper this weekend i'll see what I can do
All right let's do this
All right let's get it over with
All the mail comes out that shooter
Also never close your eyes because then you'll get sick
Am I sick yeah but we're here to do a test
Am I too loud just a little sorry
An elf
And as for me I can't complain buddy comes up to visit from time to time
And as you may have guessed that's where our story begins
And every year less and less people believe in santa claus
And guess what I love you I love you I love you
And his best idea is about a peach that lives on a farm
And how buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother
And how she had later passed away
And I had time to build that rocking horse
And I was adopted but you didn't know I was born so i'm here now I found you daddy
And if she says yes you're in it's like a secret code girls have
And if you see a sign that says "peep show"...
And if you see a sign that says peep show that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before christmas
And in six months you'll have to check them again won't he
And most importantly I told him where his father was in a magical land called new york city
And no farms everybody's pushing small town rural farm book would just be white noise
And once he comes to terms with reality he should drop the elf thing and move on with his life
And once he comes to terms with reality...
And one day when buddy was old enough I made him my own personal apprentice
And so buddy was sent where the special elves work
And so with a little help buddy managed to save christmas and his spirit saved a lot of other people too
And the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight really really
And the strain was too much the engine broke free of her mounts
And the trolls weren't toilet trained
And then I traveled to the seven levels of the candy cane forest past the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops
And then I walked through the lincoln tunnel
And they put it in these shiny bins shiny bins
And you're the only baritone in the elf choir you bring us down a whole octave in a good way
Another interesting elfism
Apparently all we have is vegetables I have no time so you know
Are you crazy he cannot stay here
Are you enjoying the view
Are you gonna sing a song or something or can I just go back to work
Are you kidding he's the worst dad in the world what do you mean all he does is work
Are you mad at me no
Are you okay
Are you okay i'm fine
Are you ready to see santa santa!
Are you sure
As much as buddy was accepted by his family and friends there were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elves' world
As soon as possible as soon as possible okay
As you can imagine it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season
As you know we need a big launch fast to get the company back on track
At least you have a daddy I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold
Attaboy thank you
Attention all gimbels shoppers please make your final purchases we'll be closing in 10 minutes
Back off slick you'll scare the deer
Be great to have you in the loop
Be my guest
Before I get into the story uh let me start with the cover okay
Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors let's recite the code of the elves shall we
Believe me we're already looking for new printers
Best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
Boy am I glad to see you
Boy you're hilarious my friend
Bud have you ever seen a mail room
Buddy are you okay
Buddy don't eat those
Buddy go back to the basement
Buddy I think there's something I probably should tell you
Buddy I think we have to talk
Buddy i've been around the world many times when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud
Buddy is killing me
Buddy is that you
Buddy not now can you please go back to the pit
Buddy ran away what he left a note
Buddy we better get going get in now
Buddy we need power we're gonna crash
BUDDY: Hey.
BUDDY: What is it?
But I really wanted to see you and I think you're beautiful and I um I feel really warm when I am around you and um my tongue swells up
But you didn't know I was born
By the way I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world
Bye bye.
Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.
Can't wait to see my dad we're gonna go ice skating and eat sugarplums
Can't wait.
Christmas spirit is about believing not seeing
Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing
Code word is santa's got a brand new bag okay
Come on, give me your hat and coat.
Corporate must have sent in a professional.
Dad i'm in love i'm in love and I don't care who knows it
Dad!
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Dad?
Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here
Does santa know that you left the workshop
ELF: "Little Buddy Diapers."
Except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow
Figure out what? Buddy cares about everybody.
Fine.
Have a good day oh I forgot to give you a hug
He did?
He doesn't, uh....
He must be a south pole elf
He's an angry elf
He's an imposter!
He's never been anywhere. He doesn't have any feet.
He's not santa claus! he's not santa!
Hey have you seen these toilets they're ginormous
Hey, hey, here I am.
Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole.
How long do you think you'll be with us I hadn't really planned it out but I was thinking like forever
I can sing but I just choose not to sing especially in front of other people
I didn't know you had elves working here
I don't know if I'm gonna have time.
I got some ideas.
I know that
I like it.
I like to whisper too
I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born.
I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big?
I wasn't ready for that. Hey, hey, hey
I'm Buddy. I'm your son.
I'm getting too old for this job
I'm in the flow. That's what got me here
I'm not messing with you it's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture
I've got an eyewitness with me who claims to have seen the thing firsthand.
It is a crappy cup of coffee no it's the world's best cup of coffee
It seems i'm i'm not an elf of course you're not you're 6 foot 3 and had a beard since you were 15
It seems I'm.... I'm not an elf.
It's a tickle fight, tickle fight.
It's like a secret code girls have.
It's not very shiny
It's okay. Walter's my father.
It's pretty good. It's a little too good.
Listen some people they just lose sight of what's important in life that doesn't mean they can't find their way again huh
Look at you.
MANAGER: Come on.
Michael.
Mmm. Oh
Mrs. Claus made them for me.
My finger has a heartbeat
My papa yeah he didn't make master tinker till he was 490
My two top writers my crack team my fun squad you came in here pitching me the idea of hiring another writer yeah miles finch
No but things worked out pretty good they gave me a restraining order
No I got to get out of the flow well then get out i'm in the flow that's what got me here
No, it doesn't. It's very evil.
Now.
Oh, don't pay attention to Leon
Oh, man.
Oh! ooh wow it's sucky oh wonderful yes
Oh! Ooh.
Oh.
On Dasher. On Dancer.
Papa Elf gave it to me.
Put it in a canister and shove it up the tube with the same number.
Right
Run
Santa why are they chasing us I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me
SANTA: Ho ho ho!
SANTA: Mmm.
SANTA: You can do it. Come on, Prancer. That's my boy.
Santa! It's me, Buddy!
Santa! oh my god! santa here I know him I know him
Santa.
See?
She wants to know how a certain puppy and a certain pigeon...
So after all that hard work...
So dad I planned out our whole day we'll make snow angels and then we'll go ice skating then eat a roll of toll house cookie dough as fast as we can and then to finish we'll snuggle
So did you uh sleep okay last night great I got a full 40 minutes
So good news I saw a dog today have you seen a dog you probably have
Some have accused them of being too gung ho when called into duty...
Stop messing around and get in.
Syrup in coffee why didn't I think of that can I try some
Thank you very much, you as well. What do I owe the pleasure?
Thanks but I don't sing oh it's easy it's like talking except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down
Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
That is marvelous how that
That's exactly where I came from.
The clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero there's just no christmas spirit anymore
Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...
Then they can have lots of fun committing felonies
There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf wandering through central park
There's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves.
There's room for everyone on the nice list
They said you weren't gonna show up. They told me so many times.
They tried using gnomes and trolls but the gnomes drank too much
This place reminds me of santa's workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me
This place reminds me of Santa's workshop.
Uh oh sounds like someone needs to sing a christmas carol
Uh, great. Could we hear it?
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups candy candy canes candy corns and syrup
We have the naughty and nice list.
Well if you're santa what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year
Well it tastes like a crappy cup of coffee
Well, that was weird.
Well, um, you should probably get out of here.
What a blessing you are. What a blessing you are
What about this a tribe of asparagus children but they're self conscious about the way their pee smells
What who do they think puts all their toys under the tree well there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it
What's a christmas gram I want one
Whew.
Why don't you just say it i'm the worst toy maker in the world