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Mars Attacks! (1996) Soundboard

Mars Attacks! (1996) Soundboard

Mars Attacks! is a 1996 sci-fi comedy film directed by Tim Burton. It has gained a cult following for its distinctive and satirical take on alien invasion movies. The film boasts a star-studded ensemble cast, including Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Annette Bening, Danny DeVito, and Sarah Jessica Parker, among others.

Set in a world where aliens from Mars invade Earth, Mars Attacks! takes a humorous and over-the-top approach to the genre. The film lovingly pays homage to B-movies of the 1950s while adding Burton's unique visual style and dark humor.

The story revolves around the misadventures of multiple characters as they navigate the alien invasion. President James Dale, famously portrayed by Jack Nicholson, initially reaches out to the Martians in hopes of establishing friendly communications. However, the extraterrestrials reveal their sinister agenda when they quickly transform into violent invaders, wreaking havoc across the planet.

Throughout the film, various subplots unfold featuring different groups of people, each dealing with the alien threat in their own way. Annette Bening plays Barbara, a New Age enthusiast who surprisingly connects with the Martians through psychic communication. Glenn Close portrays Marsha Dale, the First Lady, who tries to keep a steady hand while her husband, the President, flounders in dealing with the invasion. Additionally, Pierce Brosnan plays Professor Donald Kessler, an expert trying to decipher the Martians' intentions.

The film's unique visual and special effects perfectly capture the campiness and retro charm of B-movies. The Martians themselves are portrayed with a distinctively kitschy appearance, with oversized heads, googly eyes, and green skin. Their laser guns, flying saucers, and ruthless demeanor become the symbols of their invasion.

Mars Attacks! not only parodies alien invasion movies but also satirizes American society and politics. It humorously explores themes such as media sensationalism, political manipulation, and human nature's propensity to make poor decisions in the face of crisis.

To enhance the movie's eccentricity, the soundtrack consists of an original score by Danny Elfman, frequent collaborator of Tim Burton. Elfman's music adds a whimsical and creepy ambiance, perfectly complementing the film's atmosphere.

If you're a fan of Mars Attacks! or curious to experience its peculiar world, you can play and download its sounds here. Relive the dramatic moments, comedic dialogue, and iconic alien catchphrases from this beloved cult classic.

In conclusion, Mars Attacks! is a memorable and hilarious sci-fi comedy that defies genre conventions. With its star-studded cast, over-the-top visuals, and satirical take on alien invasions, it offers a genuinely entertaining viewing experience. Even after more than two decades, the film continues to captivate audiences and remains a testament to Tim Burton's creative vision.

I don't want to hear another word. I hate school.
language you choose to employ, and in certain circumstances...
self determination of the cosmos.
Finished! One minute, 57 seconds
Give me your ma again, all right? All right. Hold on. Mom.
I'm supporting my family back East. I thought you were divorced.
I'm Tom Jones. Byron Williams.
Mr. President, we have to act We'll go all media on this.
We lost Taffy. Oh, no
What's he doing? He must have flipped!
...and stay off of black.
...and we didn't even find anyone?
...because we didn't get into the canals.
...but I think they've come to show us the way.
...commanding officer of the armed forces of the United States of America
...earlier today the Martian ambassador and his confederates...
...for saving the world from the Martians...
...historical and yet warm and neighborly.
...I would like for them each to be met by a limo
...if I just stayed in place and never spoke up...
...is intense.
...met Martian.
...telepathic potential.
...that have, like, done a lot more than I have...
...that it's happening at the beginning of the new millennium.
...that we will look equally gross to him.
...therefore, peaceful and enlightened.
...which suggests, very rightfully so, that they're peaceful.
...without knowing how to dally around a few curves, well...
...you don't know doodlysquat about the gaming industry.
(applause in the bus)
(brass band playing star spangled banner)
(bus closes doors and starts)
(bus tires screech)
(cameras clicking)
(cell phone rings)
(crowd applauds) thank you
(electronic game gunshots) jump!
(flying saucers whirring)
(giggles and chuckles)
(laughs)
(laughs) (2)
(little dog barks)
(martians cackling)
(martians speaking in alien language)
(needle scratches)
(ray guns blasting people screaming)
(reporters shouting all at once)
(scientist playing translation in alien language)
(scoffs)
(ship horn blowing)
(shots two guns)
(small dog barking)
(small dog barking) (2)
(vehicle passing on the highway)
(woman screams)
A date sounds good
A fleet of vehicles which can best be described as flying saucers
A message from the martians
A message from the Martians.
A powerful memory is in the making not just for me but for all mankind
A silver ramp is coming out like a giant tongue oh
Aah!
Abraham lincoln meets leave it to beaver you know the sort of thing yes sir
Abraham Lincoln meets Leave It to Beaver. You know the sort of thing. Heh.
Adios
Ah getting more comfortable I see
Ahem but seriously this is tremendously exciting
Ak ak ak ak ak ak ak ak! (martian speaking in alien language)
Ak ak ak ak ak ak! (martian speaking in alien language)
Ak ak ak ak ak ak! ak ak ak ak (speaking in alien language)
Ak ak ak! (speaks in alien language)
Ak!
All green of skin 800 centuries ago
All right
An advanced civilization is by definition not barbaric
And I personally guarantee that you will get a complete return on your investment within five months
And I want a cop on every corner
And I want the people to know that the garbage will still be carried out
And I want the people to know...
And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to me and for helping save the world and everything
And I want to thank my grandma for always being so good to me...
And if we notice down here behind the optic chiasm several glands
And if we notice down here, behind the optic chiasm...
And if you think you can make a nickel in this town without knowing how to dally around a few curves well you don't know diddlysquat about the gaming industry
And it's so perfect that it's happening at the beginning of the new millennium
And jerry i'll need a good speech statesman like historical and yet warm and neighborly
And let me make it clear you have nothing to fear from us
And of course down here we have the aorta up here we have the sphinx
And our world will never feel quite the same again
And rest assured that working together we will soon come out at a very real outcome thank you
And soon we will become one solar system
And the news that I have heard today ranks right up there
And then the martians heard our global karmic cry for help
And three, the large cerebrum here indicates...
And we have the united states army that'll fight you to the last man and we'll never surrender
And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die
And you do please call me donald
And you, do please call me Donald.
Annihilate kill! kill! kill!
Anyway look things have been a little lean around here and I was wondering if I could get a raise
Anyway, look. Things have been a little lean around here...
Are the kids there yeah hold on
Are they too old fashioned yes no I don't think so
Are you out of your mind i'm not going to start a war
Are you positive this thing is gonna work
Are you sure I shouldn't be there
Are you sure I shouldn't be there?
Art are you still spinning your wheels on that cockamamie hotel
Art, are you still spinning your wheels on that cockamamie hotel?
As soon as I get back to the base
As you know earlier today the martian ambassador and his confederates attacked and killed many of your representatives on capitol hill
Assholes why did I listen to them I should have stayed in the hotel
Barbara can I have the gun back please barbara give me the gun and come on!
Barbara go with him okay
Be careful boy bye bye
Because eleanor roosevelt was too fond of chintz that's why
Because Eleanor Roosevelt was too fond of chintz. That's why.
Because if you want, I could give you a personalized tour.
Because we didn't get into the canals the martian canals are actually canyons some of them are over 100 miles deep
Because we're different?
Because you know i've watched you on tv quite a bit and well i've had something of a schoolboy crush on you for oh gosh ages
Because you're cooking up a feast
Because, you know, I've watched you on TV quite a bit...
Billy glenn norris gave his life defending our country
Billy glenn norris is a true american hero
Billy Glenn Norris is a true American hero.
Boy! richie come back here!
Budget negotiations may be dead in the water after this week
Bullshit! the airfield's over there!
But didn't I always tell you honey if I just stayed in place and never spoke up good things were bound to happen yeah okay
But don't you realize what you're doing you're destroying the earth all this greed this money system you're destroying everything
But I was thinking maybe instead of houses we could live in tepees because it's better in a lot of ways
But when I see you hanging about with anyone it's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die
Bye bye grandma
Bye bye honey
Bye bye you be careful baby okay don't get yourself killed
Bye bye, Grandma
Byron byron byron
Byron is everything all right you still coming tomorrow
Byron there's martians everywhere
Byron williams
Byron williams heavyweight champion of the world
Byron williams telephone byron williams that's me I gotta go
Byron you're a nice guy but I can get leon spinks or buster douglas for the same money maybe less
Byron!
Byron?
Call me nathalie
Can we go this way sorry ma'am there's a tour going through here
Can you speak up we can't hear you
Can't expect the same luck twice
Cedric neville
Cindy come with me
Cindy get in the plane what
Cindy over here
Come here
Come here for what i'm not gonna hurt you now come here
Come on barbara
Come on come on papa needs a new pair of shoes
Come on kid i'm not that old
Come on this way!
Coming out of commercial in five four three two
Cool
Corinthian if they got it
Daddy! daddy! daddy!
Darling we got plumb lucky with billy glenn
Did any one of you traitors see my muffy
Did you see that?
Didn't I tell you this would happen
Die you alien shithead!
Die, you alien shithead!
Do the martians have two sexes like we do
Do we know they're warships
Do we know they're warships?
Do you got a girlfriend no
Do you have to drink in front of me
Do you hear me we'll fight you on the beaches we'll fight you on the street we will never never surrender
Do you hear me?
Do you know anyone who can fly a plane
Doctor thank you professor
Don't run we are your friends
Don't run we are your friends don't run we are your friends
Don't shoot
Don't shoot.
Don't worry darling
Don't worry, darling.
Doorway is opening
Doorway is opening.
Ethel that reminds me
Everything is fixed now general you may speak
Excellent sir I have prepared the order
Excuse me but you said you wanted to know as soon as we had an analysis of the gum
Excuse me folks but we gotta make an unscheduled stop
Extraterrestrial life
Feels good don't it
Finished! one minute 57 seconds
Fire!
Fire!
First, I just want to say
Florence norris I hereby present to you the congressional medal of honor the highest decoration our nation can bestow
For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest
For many years i've been refining a translating computer the results are not perfect but this may answer some of your questions
For some picky reason the secret service don't want the executive branch and the legislative branch in the same room at the same time
Frame enlargements provide an astonishing sight
Fresh baked Monday.
From hollywood we bring you the lawrence welk show
From Hollywood, we bring you The Lawrence Welk Show.
From the limited information available i've made three extrapolations
From the limited information available, I've made three extrapolations.
Galaxy's gonna be the best hotel in vegas the best I promise
Galaxy's gonna be world class
Gee whiz
General casey
General casey do you have an opinion
General casey you think you can handle it i'd be proud
General decker if you do not shut up
General decker it seems I owe you an apology