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Yellowbeard Soundboard

Yellowbeard Soundboard

Yellowbeard Soundboard

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Aw, been out raping lad? Nice work lad.
Betrayin's all part a piratin. If you don't know that you're not even close to bein a pirate. Prawn of my loins my foot. What? You're either born a pirate or not.
Bugger off, you evil git!
Bugger off.
Can I have three farthings for a lump of shit please? I beg your pardon? I said "can I have three farthings for a lump of shit?" No!
Could be very dangerous. Oh it'll be dangerous. Do the boy good to get a bit of senseless violence in his life.
Do you realize your father may be killed? Oh daddy won't mind. He's a bit odd about things like that.
Do you remember just before you were arrested we were having a little cuddle? I was RAPIN you if that's what you mean.
Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map! Bugger them! I'll eat it first; won't be the first 'ead I've eaten.
Father, we thought you were dead. Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead.
He's blind, you stupid sod. I may be blind, but I have acute hearing. I'm not interested in your jewelry, cloth eyes.
I 'aven't got time for THAT now.
I haven't got fruit in my loins! Lice yes, and proud of 'em!
I only drink when i'm working
I'm in disguise you stupid tart.
I'm sure I killed the last one I ****d. It can't have been you. Well the after play was a bit on the rough side but not fatal dear.
If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that learning things never taught me nothing.
In fairness to all of you, I'm honor bound to ask this question. Is there anyone here who does not wish to be a member of her majesty's navy? Me sir!
Look if you cut my head off it will start to putrefy. Do what? Putrefy. Go rotten. Yeah it would ooze a lot, 'eads do but I can live with that.
No I haven't ****d her. No, you wouldn't have you pansy little git. Prawn of my loins my foot. Your mother's a bloody liar. That's what I liked about her.
Oh bugger me you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp you are.
Rotten big one will always beat a rotten little one.
She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.
She's yours, is she then, Dan? Let me have a bit of a prod at her first.
Sounded a bit as if there was a bit of a squabble. Squabble? They're all dead. Oh! Must have been more of a tiff then.
Stop that man, pissing on the hedge! It's imported!
The ancient superstition that a woman on board brings bad luck is now a proven, scientific fact.
The pirate yellowbeard captured many other gallions killing over five hundred meant in cold blood he would tear the captains after and swallow them whole often forcing his victims to each their own...
They broke their solemn word. There's governments for you.
Wait a minute! Somebody did pop in and **** me. These must be his clothes. That's yellowbeard alright. Prison has reformed him. He never used to take off his clothes in the old days.
Well I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killin' anyone.
What is that? That sir? That's my box, sir. No, carrying your box. Oh, cabin boy Smith, sir. Smith has tits. He's... been a bit ill, sir. Get her off!
What's happened to daddy? I killed him. He's gone to heaven. Oh that's nice. He sent all his friends there.
When little Dan was 2 minutes old, I tattooed it on his head. Does he know about this? Oh no, no, nor nobody else neither. That's why I kept him in a cupboard for three years.
Where's the map? What map? If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table.
With your head on my shoulders we could wreck civilization.
You burnt my map? But only after I copied it. Where's the copy? When little Dan... Who's Dan? My and probably your son!
You made me forget where I was you stupid little sod!
You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die.
You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinkin.
'Allo, sugar jaws. What? You again? Again? I haven't seen you for fifteen years.

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