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A and then when you're up there in jail, you can let up in big bucks, have their way with you.
Am I gay? Why you wanna? What do you wanna do to me man?
Am I talking to you?
And I don't know you, so why are you calling me?
Are you in jail?
Are you talking to yourself or what?
Arkansas
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Blah blah blah.
Both Grand Theft.
But I'm trying to get this stuff.
Bye.
Call me back one more time and I've done reported your number to the to the to the telephone company one time.
Can you hear that?
Come on Shelly.
Come on.
Did you born in hell out of me when you called me?
Do it again.
Do what now?
Do what?
Do what?
Do what?
Do what?
Do what?
Do you have a great weekend?
Do you know who he is?
Do you know who I am?
Doctor construction
Don't call me back again, Matt.
Don't think you must be drunk or something because you called the wrong number.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Find.
Fine.
Frank
Frank
Frank Garrett
Frank Garrett
Frank Garrett
Fuck me.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Garland County.
Get ready get fucked by one in Big Mega Boy.
Get the fuck off my God damn phone how about that?
Good afternoon, you have a great day. I gotta go do something important.
Good.
Goodbye, I'm tired of talking.
Goodbye.
Grab it, that's all you do it blah blah blah blah blah.
Happy birthday
Hello dumb ass.
Hello I can't understand you.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey go fuck yourself and your mother.
Hey if I give you somebody elses number when you call them and give me a break.
Hey man, you must have a lot of time on your hands.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey, I don't ever call. I don't know who the hell it is, but I don't ever call you.
Hey, I know you the same garlic been calling me only numbers. I'm gonna turn your ass in.
Hey, nobody called on my cell phone.
Hey, you must not have nothing to do man I'm getting ready to send period fucking girl.
Hey, you sound a bit, you're the goofiest motherfucker, but I've ever talked to.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Holy ripping.
Hot Springs
How am I?
How it could have been better Bulldog beat me across the fence.
How's everything?
Huh?
I am in my office.
I can't hook you up. I might know somebody can hook you up with me, but it ain't me.
I could have been your daddy by the Boulevard baby across the fence.
I could have been your daddy, but a bulldog beat me across the fence.
I could've been your daddy better build out because the pants.
I did that sound is playing right here trying. I picked it up and and the dumb asses on the other hand is usable.
I didn't even call his number, period.
I don't call you man. I don't call no record what I want to call you for.
I don't drink.
I don't give a damn with the business phone or not.
I don't give a damn, else you are man.
I don't give a fuck if you ever not.
I don't give a fuck if you only got damn payphone.
I don't give a fuck if you're at your mom's a police officer.
I don't give a fuck who you are never even heard of you in my life.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
I don't give a shit either.
I don't know what else to say. I'm my phone ringing. I pick it up. You're on the other end.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even. I don't even have a computer here.
I don't know who the fuck you think you talking too, but you called the wrong number.
I don't know who you are. I've never spoken to you before.
I don't know why you getting all while you're getting so aggravated when you're the one calling me. I'm not even bothering you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't. I don't drink any alcohol, so I probably couldn't drink a bottle of Jack.
I gotta tell you, come over here, I'll show you what I've got.
I guess I must be. I keep answering the phone every time I see your number come up.
I know that you're the same person that's been calling me. I'm going to report you your telephone number.
I like nobody calls you.
I live at 215 Pringle Wayne.
I live in Garland County.
I mean, I don't. I can't understand why you keep calling me.
I mean, yeah.
I must be pretty fucking important for you to be calling me every damn day and irritating me.
I must be. I'm listening. I'm listening to you talk your smack, Dana.
I never. I don't know who the fuck this is, but I don't never he never called you.
I said hello.
I said I'm watching a good show on TV and you're interesting.
I said it's your ticket, you tell me where you and I come on baby tell me this advice.
I understand began to love what he's doing though.
I wanna do that too. So you tell me where your at.
I wanna hear you keep calling me man.
I was OK Till you started calling me this morning again.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna call you back and see if you answer that phone.
I'm hearing what you're saying, but it's not. I don't. I can't comprehend it.
I'm kind of like cat Kevin. You're interrupting me man. Go find something to do go, go jerk off in the bathroom or something.
I'm not gonna call anybody you called me.
I'm not trying to call anybody.
I'm not trying to call anybody. I haven't called anybody all morning.
I'm OK.
I'm thinking of going to the leaving right now to go up down here to the city PlayStation. I'm going to show you just have more I am.
I've got all these messages recorded. I'm getting ready, go under today to my brother in law, which is a detective at the Hot Springs Police Department. I've got your number where you fucked up and...
I've got that.
I've just got prank calling me.
I've never called you. I don't even know you. I don't even know your telephone number. How the hell can I call you?
I've never heard that roofing company in my life.
Is it recording?
Is it the recording from their massive guy got nothing to do and call him fucking with people everyday?
Is this rocky?
It sounds like you wanna do that for me.
It sounds to me like you've got a lot of experience in that field.
It was funny.
Josh Bell
Just tell me where you're at.
Let me talk to your mom's.
Maybe I did not get you a job man, do something constructive.
Maybe I'm not on your caller number again, you call somebody tomorrow.
Mission parameters
My boy you gonna get big bucks at his way with you doesn't mean that's what you want.
My name is Richard Holiday.
My phone Rang. I picked up the phone. You're on the other end. Then how the hell did I call you?
My wife said I can't be. I can't be your daddy so you can have to find you. Wanna big bug knickers next time they have you down at the County jail?
Negative.
No deal.
No, I didn't tell you.
No, I haven't called anyone.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody can call on my cell phone. I've got it in my pocket.
Not that I'm not easy person to find.
Nothing.
Now here is machine in the background. I'm kicking him, but he picked it up before.
Officer Frank Garrett
Oh, it sounds like you're getting the call there, but he might not get there.
OK Rocky, you keep. I have a good day Rocky.
OK, down there.
OK, well I'm waiting for the day.
OK, well that's it. It's a crank caller that I don't know where the guy, what rank gear it's right here. Well, Frank, I wish you could call me.
OK, what can I do for you?
OK.
OK.
Or do you do that? 'cause I'm gonna report Year 2?
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
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Robert Plant.
Rocky raccoon
Rocky.
Route One box 127.
Run that by me again.
Run that by me again.
Sarah Connor
Shut the fuck up.
Sign.
So maybe you should think before you call people.
So what are you calling me for?
So what?
So you get out yet.
So you have a good day.
Speed up, yeah, I can't hear you.
Stillwater, OK.
Talk about irritating people might be calling me. Is is irritating me?
Talk with me.
Tell me, what are you? Then I come over and let you have the opportunity.
Thank you, come up with anything new man. I'm getting tired of hearing the same old shit over and over.
Thank you.
That I don't give a fuck if your cell phone if you only got damn payphone.
That is hard to get a call from you man, if you want to know the truth.
That must be something that you like to do.
That's my job to do other people jobs.
That's one of my mission parameters.
That's the problem I have been doing. What that sounds like they're doing all the off the computer on Skype.
That's what your girlfriend would tell me last night.
That's why I got that Bulldog looking face man.
The same fucking thing that was going on 2 minutes ago when you called me.
Then maybe 'cause I ain't saying a fucking thing I'm listening to you.
There are no deal.
They called me in from at least a dozen different numbers.
This ain't dunker construction, if that's what you're trying to call.
This is Doc holiday.
This is not allowed to prank calls, is it?
This is the gunslinger.
To get you don't even now lyrics. Yeah 1411 is not it's gonna be 2 installation.
Well then you're gonna have to pick 4 numbers.
Well who's the dumbass calling who?
Well, I can hear you fine.
Well, I don't know why you called me today.
Well, I was hoping I might get that from you man. You sound like you got some experience in that field.
Well, I'm old enough to be your daddy.
Well, let me let me ask you this why don't you come on over here and do that you big loudmouth
Well, tell me where yet and I'll come and see.
Well, this is Roy D Mercer.
Well, what's going on today?
Well, where you at man? I'm dying to do it.
Well, where you at, I'll make myself be with their.
Well, who the hell is that?
Well, why did you call me for?
Well, why don't you come on over and say that man, I'm here to fuck your feelings but if I was going to call somebody say something I wouldn't call under it unknown name I just I just had my name s...
Well, why don't you come on over here and say that?
Well, why don't you tell me where yet? Maybe I can do that.
Well, why don't you tell me where you're at? I'd be glad to come over there.
Well, why don't you tell me where you're at? Maybe I will come and fuck you.
Well, why don't you tell me where your at and now come over there?
Well, why would my phone ring? I picked it up my phone don't ring before I get before I get ready to call somebody.
Well, you got a lot of fucking nerve.
Well, you know my you got my phone, you got my address apparently.
Well, you know where I'm at.
Well, you must have you got a lot of fucking town called me. You might as well just be there playing with yourself.
Well, you need to call somebody else is I'm not gonna answer my phone anymore today.
Well, you sure must wanna talk. Giving yourself that can keep calling me.
Well, you thought wrong up where I can find out who this with? This call came from.
Well, you're a big man talking nobody.
Well, you're calling me right now.
Well, you're calling me right now.
What am I gonna do?
What are you talking about?
What are you unemployed or something? Man you ain't got nothing to do.
What can I do for you?
What do you do at Doctor Construction?
What do you need to know?
What do you think I could do about that?
What do you think I did to aggravate? You haven't even here that you're calling me.
What do you want today Mother fucker?
What more you at?
What the hell did you do at bunker Construction?
What the hold up is. What I don't understand.
What was your name again?
What were you thinking when you called me today?
What years?
What?
What?
What?
What's the difference?
What's your address?
What's your name?
Whatever will, I myself coming back home so I'll talk to you later.
Where is my phone at?
Where the fuck you or did you call that?
Where you at man I'm dying for you to do it?
Where you at my wife come over and take care of that for you.
Where you at now come on over and do that?
Who am I?
Who the hell are you sonofabitch?
Who you talking to?
Who's calling who?
Who's talking all that? I'm not talking any that I think that you doing that.
Why don't you call me on a real phone now? We can hear what the hell I'm saying.
Why don't you just send me the fucking address? You don't have to send me no deposit, you just send me your address and I'll deliver it for you.
Why don't you tell me where you got your little dork? And I might just do that.
Why you think you gotta call me up everyday?
Yeah, bullshit you not.
Yeah, the sound of a plumber.
Yeah, this is some kind of recording.
Yeah, well, why don't you come over here and I'll show you.
Yeah, will be for a minute longer to kick your ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Years ago, the chickenshit or you tell me where your at.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yippee I oh Calle.
You are about one dumb motherfucker. You know that.
You don't like my attitude.
You got balls of steel.
You got you got. You probably had most up there anyway.
You gotta be about the dumbest person I've talked to recently.
You have big talking mother fucker. I'll say that much for you.
You just called me.
You just called me. I just picked up the phone and you're on the other end.
You just doing your job.
You keep calling me, but you don't put your phone number down.
You know I'm recording this message bouncy along with the rest of the paint.
You know what the plan is for impersonating an officer.
You know where the hell I met you called me the same damn number every play, every time.
You know who you're talking to?
You must be.
You must have a boring ass life man. I want to call me every day.
You must have a lot of time on your hands.
You need to answer your phone. I hear it ringing.
You need to find something to do. Then you need to fucking life.
You need to grow up a little bit, man, and maybe put little. I don't even know if you're wise up and realize that this is about the stupidest thing you can do.
You need to look at that number. You're trying to call before because you dialed the wrong number.
You need to look at your damn number 'cause you need. I haven't called you, period.
You so fucking stupid you could get that stupid to be scared I guess.
You starting to get boring.
You stupid mother fucker.
You talk with you, keep up with me. You're gonna have your next birthday dinner. Kentucky jail house.
You tell me.
You the same mildly motherfucking called me the other day.
You told me that about a dozen fucking times that I don't give a fuck if your cell phone if you only got damn payphone.
You wanna blow call both want to smoke then you want to fucking call back again.
You wanna do me a favor?
You're calling my number. You should know who I am.
You're fine mother fucker. You know that.
You're good at fucking irritating people. I'll tell you that much.
You're good.
You're good.
You're not doing your job if you're calling me.
You're starting to bore me.
You're the one calling me, so let's see who sound stupid.
Your future is looking rocky. You keep fucking with me, man.
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