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And I'm making you happy.
And where is the public wave?
Are you a top or bottom?
Are you confused or are you schizophrenic? Do you have dual personalities?
Are you erect?
Are you here in the city of can I come to you right now?
Are you horny?
Are you naked now?
Are you naked right now?
Are you uncircumcised?
California.
Come on down right now. Let's do it. Let's just go right at it. Let's get all sweaty.
Do you do everybody?
Do you feel good?
Do you have a gun?
Do you have nothing better than to do than call up and harass the Police Department?
Do you realize I really have no interest in continuing this conversation, so I am disconnecting at this time. Sir. Good day.
Do you realize you're calling the Police Department first of all?
Do you realize you've called the Police Department?
Does that sound good?
Don't worry about it, Sir.
Don't you want to have sex with me?
Go get your marijuana. Have a toad.
Hmm.
How about a bazooka? You got a bazooka?
I am so getting off on your ass right now. It is just a work of art.
I don't wanna fight. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
I like old men. They're sexy.
I so definitely want to have a relationship with you, so that's all I think about all day.
I wake up in the morning thinking about having a relationship with you. I go to bed at night thinking about having a relationship with you. All hours in between. All I think about is having a relat...
I want to be able to whisper your name while you're having sex with me.
I'd rather Make Love to you.
If you can have sex with him.
Is he black? White? Hispanic?
Is this all you have to look forward to in your life?
Is this the sum total of your existence?
It should be displayed in the museum.
It was Mr. Johnson.
Just answer the questions that I'm asking, OK?
Just keep talking. Just keep on talking, OK? Just keep talking.
Keep talking.
Let's do all that. Everything you want to do is come on, let's do it right now.
Let's do it then.
Let's do it. Let's just go for it. Let's just get real sweaty, OK?
Let's just go all out.
Let's just have a smorgasbord of sex and drugs and you got some alcohol, too. Get some beers, maybe some gin and some vodka. Let's just do it all.
Mr. Johnson.
Mr. Johnson.
No.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, I am so looking at your ass right now.
OK, come on over there.
OK, what color is my living room furniture then?
OK, what else do you have besides the AK47?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Say again?
Say everything you want to say. Get it all out now.
Sir?
Sir?
So are you on drugs? Have you been drinking?
So I want to just be totally out of it when I'm having sex with you, because I know this is going to be the best sex of my life.
So we can get intimate.
So what is your name?
So.
Tell me what you look like so I can get into it too.
Tell me what you look like.
That's what you're full of, Sir.
This is going to be the best sex of my life.
This is Gregory Stevens.
This really gonna be having sex?
Umm.
Until I have that relationship with you, I can't go on. I don't know how I'm going to be able to manage it in my life.
Vanna like to address you by their first name. I mean by their last name. When I'm going to have sex with him, I want to know their first name so we can get intimate.
We can go get at it.
We get together in bed, we get all hot and sweaty.
What color is your hair?
What color is your hair?
What does he look like? Is he black? White? Hispanic?
What else do you have?
What is your name? Tell me your name 1st and I'll give you my name.
What's your favorite position?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where is the 711 located?
Who is your friend?
Who is your friend?
Who, who would they are?
Why don't you get some heroin too?
Why not?
Yeah, come on down. Let's do it right now.
Yeah.
Yes, what?
You could be arrested for harassing phone calls.
You don't know what your favorite position is, or are you just like them all?
You got a shotgun?
You gotta get me drunk before you have sex with me.
You have nothing better to do.
You just confused, aren't you?
You know where you can really put your Dick, Sir?
You like them all. You can't answer that.
You looking forward to it?
You lose short, fat thing, ain't you?
You realize that of course, don't you?
You're 5/2 and you weigh 370.
You're at my house in California.
You're in my house.
You're in my house.
You're where?
Your name is Gregory Stevens, but you just said your name was Mr. Johnson.

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