Every time my old man wanted sex..
He told me from now on I have to pay in advance
I asked for the salt & pepper, he made two trips!
I got nervous when the pilot made his first announcement
I open a front door Kids give me candy
I was six years old I found out there's no such thing
My heart was strong enough for sex
My mother never breastfed me, she liked me as a friend
My wife told the kids be quiet you wake up daddy
Well that's the story of my life, no respect!