Van Tastic (Announcer) - Whacked! - Voices (Xbox) Edit

Ah, the poor Bunny can't do anything right.

And auto Windsor.

And charity Wednesday.

And Eugene Windsor.

And exclamation point has been released.

And Lance Windsor.

And lucky wins.

And Lucy winsey.

And now a word from our sponsor.

And two windows.

And van winsley.

Arctic pipeline.

Audio is magnetic incoming.

Auto dreams of winning, but hasn't quite done it.

Auto is EDD, tag him with your cleavers for extra stars.

Auto is screwed. No stars. What a nightmare.

Auto is winning in his sleep.

Auto is winning. Follow the leader beam.

Autos. All done.

Batten down your lumber yard, boys, because this contestant is sure to get at your wood. Put your sweaty palms together for Lucy.

Batter up everyone, playball.

Before I introduce this contestant, I'd ask our audience members to secure all their valuables, because this Little Miss from the Hamptons has some trouble with boundaries. Put your hands together ...

Cactus.

Can't anyone stay alive?

Cancan.

Car crash.

Charities out.

Charities winning. The leader beam will give her away.

Charities. It hit her now for extra stars.

Charity can't quite take the win.

Charity can't seem to hold on to anything.

Charity has the trophy.

Charity is about to take it all.

Charity is grabbing everything.

Charity is running away with it.

Charity is screwed. No stars because I said so.

Charity just got grounded.

Charity triggered her special power. Watch her step.

Chicken collect the stars from 100 chickens to win.

Chicken collect the stars from 150 chickens to win.

Chicken collect the stars from 200 chickens to win.

Chicken collect the stars from 50 chickens to win.

Christmas tree.

Club bono.

Cluster duck.

Combat collect 100 stars to win the game.

Combat collect 150 stars to win the game.

Combat collect 200 stars to win the game.

Combat collect 50 stars to win the game.

Come on, Lance. Are you even trying?

Death wall.

Dodgeball.

Double up.

Dub bomb.

Ella vampiro.

Eugene can't seem to get off the ground.

Eugene has the trophy.

Eugene is in the lead.

Eugene is magnetic. Let the missiles fly.

Eugene is out in front.

Eugene is out.

Eugene is screwed. Sucks to be you.

Eugene isn't coming down.

Eugene triggered his special power hit the dirt.

Eugene wants to win, but can't.

Eugenes coming in on a wing and a prayer.

Feeding frenzy.

Feeding frenzy.

Fish eye.

Follow the leader beam. Eugene is ahead of everyone.

Frag fast kill the most players in 10 minutes to win the game.

Frag fast kill the most players in 3 minutes to win the game.

Frag fast kill the most players in 5 minutes to win the game.

Frag fast kill the most players in 7 minutes to win the game.

Freeze gun.

Goodbye doggy.

Grab and run. To win this game, you'll need to hold the trophy for 60 seconds.

Grab and run. To win this game, you'll need to hold the trophy for four minutes.

Grab and run. To win this game, you'll need to hold the trophy for three minutes.

Grab and run. To win this game, you'll need to hold the trophy for two minutes.

Great choice, but here's where we separate the studs from the duds. How much punishment could our mall soffen contestants take?

Great impersonation of a pincushion.

High rise?

It's a real nail biter.

It's anyone's game.

It's getting ugly in here.

It's neck and neck, folks.

Jeffrey's kitchen.

Joy ride.

Kevin.

King of the Hill, the first one to stand on the green swirly areas for four minutes, wins.

King of the Hill, the first one to stand on the green swirly areas for one minute, wins.

King of the Hill, the first one to stand on the green swirly areas for three minutes, wins.

King of the Hill, the first one to stand on the green swirly areas for two minutes, wins.

Lance can't believe he's doing so badly.

Lance deserves to win, right?

Lance has the trophy.

Lance is beating everyone. Track him down with the leader beam.

Lance is climbing fast.

Lance is in the lead.

Lance is magnetic bombs away.

Lance is out.

Lance is screwed, dude.

Lance is shredding the competition.

Lance knows he's still #1.

Lance, is it? Tag him for extra stars.

Let's play dodgeball. Last contestant standing wins the game.

Looks like Eugenes had his wings clipped.

Looks like Lucy's still on the bottom of the pile.

Luci's in the lead. Follow the beam of light and take her down.

Lucky has the trophy.

Lucky he's walking all over the competition.

Lucky is gone.

Lucky is in the lead.

Lucky is it time again for lots of stars.

Lucky is killing. Find the leader beam and you'll find him.

Lucky is magnetic. It's rabbit season.

Lucky is on a rampage.

Lucky is screwed. No stars for you.

Lucky is stumped.

Lucky triggered his special power head for shelter.

Lucy can't quite make it.

Lucy has the trophy.

Lucy is almost there.

Lucy is busting loose.

Lucy is getting stripped.

Lucy is gone.

Lucy is in the lead.

Lucy is it hit on her now for extra stars.

Lucy is magnetic. Share the love.

Lucy is screwed.

Lucy is still on top.

Lucy triggered her special power. Don't let her kiss you.

Lucy's coming up from behind.

Man is in a downward spiral.

Mindfield, watch your step.

Missile.

Mullet.

Night of the zombie stars.

No matter what you do, stay alive.

No trespassing.

Not winning makes lucky angry.

On fire.

Or whacked collect 400 stars to win.

Otto almost has this game wrapped up.

Otto is in the lead.

Otto is rising from the dead.

Otto is still winning.

Pirate ship.

Pitchfork.

Plunger missile.

Shish kabob.

Some would call our next contestant a bit laid back. I like to think of him as quite probably brain dead. Let's have a big round of applause to wake up, Otto.

Someone needs to take control.

Space walk.

Stage three, you're halfway to the prize.

Stapler.

Star mines.

Stick of reason.

Sticky bombs.

Stoop has the trophy.

The ladies are gonna love this contestant almost as much as he loves himself. We're not giving Doe eyed college girls a tour of the back of his van. He's riding the wicked curls of Zuma beach. Lads.

The leader beam is shining on van. Go get him.

The plague.

The shocker?

This contestant's feet were taken by a good luck charm factory, and he just can't seem to stop whining about it. Let's hear it for lucky.

This flightless waterfowl comes all the way from Kapuskasing Canada. He yearns for the wings of an eagle, if just to show those lousy Penguins a thing or two. Let's give a hearty welcome to everyon...

This game is too close to call.

This is it. Collect 200 stars within 5 minutes to win the game.

Throwing cleavers.

Tooth can't seem to finish it off.

Tooth is in the lead.

Tooth is insatiable.

Tooth is it hit him for lots of stars.

Tooth is screwed. Time to go hungry.

Tooth triggered his special power run. Burgers run.

Two can taste victory.

Two is in the lead. Track him down with the light beam.

Two is out of there.

Two is putting it away.

Two must be on a hunger strike.

Up.

Upside down Cam groovy.

Vacuum.

Van has victory within his grasp.

Van is going to win any second now.

Van is in the lead.

Van is it? Hit him if you can.

Van is magnetic. Punish the wicked.

Van is taking back what's his.

Van still has this show under control.

Van triggered his special power. Watch your back.

Vantastic has been eliminated.

We found this contestant after seeing him being thrown out of several all you can eat buffets. Let's have a delicious helping of applause for tooth.

We have a tie for the lead. Sudden death, take the lead to win the game.

Welcome back to stage one. Select your next challenge or check your progress on the status monitors.

Welcome to the first of four stages. The lit icon at the foot of each studio door indicates the type of challenge you will face. Complete all nine challenges to move on to stage two. Now, which doo...

What's the matter? Otto's asleep at the wheel.

Wow, you guys are bad at this.

Yeah.

Yoko manic.

You've made it to the final stage. Only nine more battles, and the prize is yours.

2P is magnetic fire at will.