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Home > Zero G - Mad Dash...
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Ah ha ha.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Book.
Bye.
Come on, son. Bird dog.
Come out, boy.
Come out, boy. I'm only scared about the face and breast, chest, neck and head.
Dads, man.
Did the moon?
Dig it.
Digging out my rectum made me more dynamic.
DOG grunt 07 [1]
DOG grunt 17 [1]
Don't leave me a kid just like how they let me in that tiger cage for seven years.
Don't leave me a kid.
Don't take a bite out of crime.
Down boy.
Dude.
Dude.
Eat it there.
Fire in the hole.
Full throttle.
Give it to me, baby.
Gonna make it. We're taking fire.
Good man.
Her.
Here I go.
Hey.
Hey.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
I can fit your entire head in my mouth.
I can take.
I don't race with no aliens or no commies.
I got the vitamins I needed from drinking my own urine.
I gotta taste the meat now.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I learned this technique as a medic in Danang.
I love you, man.
I pass it blood in my stool.
I stayed up for two weeks to run this course.
I would have won this had it not been for my shattered pelvis.
I'm going in.
I'm going to bed down on you, kid.
I'm gonna have to insert my fist into your large intestine and clear out the pipe.
I'm here.
I'm low on blood plasma.
I've crapped bigger than you, kid.
It hurts.
It.
Looks like my internal organs have failed.
Looks like you're my new partner, kid.
Matter special forces training has given me working knowledge of 177 different ways to kill a man.
No, no. Easy there.
No.
No.
Ohh baby, I'm the man.
Ohh baby.
Ohh flesh wound, flesh wound.
Ohh good man.
Ohh man.
Ohh pain.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, I'm calling in the reinforcements.
Ohh, I'm calling in the reinforcements.
Ohh, that's awesome.
Ohh, you hurt me.
Ohh, you keep your anal probs away from me.
Ohh, you know.
Ohh, you know.
Ohh, you know.
Ohh, you poor stupid weasel. You're supposed to chew then swallow.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ooh, that's gotta sting.
Out of virtual Tyrannosaurus.
Pet.
Pet.
Roger that.
Roger that.
Simplify.
Slash World flash world.
Smells like a Michael plug kid.
Smells like a Michael plug kid. If you don't cough it up soon, I'm gonna have to insert my fist into your large intestine to clear out the pipe.
Snafu.
Stop.
That's gotta sting.
That's the light.
That's the way I like it.
The enemy has proven itself to be a cunning adversary.
There's a good chance it will cause one or both of us to avoid their bowls.
This ain't how it looks.
This ain't how it looks. I learned this technique as a medic in Danang. It will save your life, but there's a good chance it will cause one or both of us to avoid their bowls.
This is worse than the defeat suffered at the Mekong Delta.
This should restore my electrolyte imbalance.
Uh.
Uh.
We going in full throttle.
What?
What?
Who cares about your anus?
Who?
Who?
Whoa.
Why I hate that.
Wow.
Write it down.
Write it down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You can't stop me, kid. I've wrestled with radioactive apes before.
You gotta select me quick kid. My spleen just exploded and in 5 minutes the poison will spread to my entire body.
You smell of death, kid.
You sneaky little bums.
You won't regret this, son.
You're supposed to chew that swallow.
Zoom baby.
Zoom.
あ。
うん。
うん。
はい。

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