Beardsley, Jasper - The Simpsons Game - Voices (Xbox 360) Edit

Abe, I got a confession to make. I wasn't in World War 2.

Amen, as long as we're done by 6.

By gum, we did it and.

De, de.

Did it myself, man. Saw in the garage.

Everyone knows aliens are beards.

I put it there myself, thought it would help sell the legend.

I should have brought my sword.

I used to work 5 miles to destroy an object.

I'm blind and well, easy come, easy go.

I'm glad I can't make out what's going on.

If they're looking for a human to study, they got a humdinger right here.

It was good to be alive.

Just don't harm the beard.

Leave me alone.

Make my day, aliens would say please and thank you while destroying your town.

Not cool.

Oh wait, but my restless leg syndrome is acting up.

Peddling the school canoe. Or you better believe that's a peddling.

Seems like only yesterday this town wasn't overrun with aliens.

Sidewalks for regular walking, not for fancy walking.

Staring my sandals.

Stole yours?

Talking under turn, there's a paddling.

To Peppa Pig.

You get a wig.

グッドイ。