British, Cockney Accent - Waze GPS Edit

Alright then sunshine, time to go eh?

And then?

Anger, right?

Camera on, the lights coming up. Go easy.

Continue straight.

Do AU turn.

Exit left.

Hang a left.

In 1.5 kilometres.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 metres.

In half a mile.

In nought .1 miles.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

In quarter of a mile.

Let's go then. No time like the present.

Let's have a little drive, shall we?

Looks like a hazard ahead. Watch out.

Looks like an accident up ahead. Be careful now.

Make sure you take the third exit.

OK, let's do one, shall we?

On the roundabout.

Ready. I've had a quick butchers at the root, so we're good to go.

Right off we go then.

Right.

Speed camera coming up.

Stay left for this.

Stay right for a bit.

Take the 4th exit.

The old biller up ahead Be sensible.

There's some heavy traffic coming up.

This drive's gonna be pucker. I can feel it.

This is the place. Let's park up.

TickerPoints

Time tick the road, I reckon.

We need the second exit.

We want the 7th exit. Blimey.

We'll need the sick fix it, OK?

You ready? Let's do it.

You wanna take the first exit?

You'll be needing the 5th exit.