Jeff Dunhams Achmed TDT - Waze GPS Edit

All coordinates are plaited. We are ready for your mission to drive safely in Vidal.

And then?

Are you ready already? I am. Stop texting in fell down. Let's go.

At the roundabout. I hate these things.

Bad news, heavy traffic reported. Like you can't already see that.

Continue straight. Do I really need to say that?

Crash reported. I did not do it. I was here the whole time, I swear.

Exit left. I'm tired of this road.

Exit right. It's prettier on this side.

Greetings in the Dell. Let's go.

Hazard reported. Good luck with that.

Holy hot desert sun, here we go.

In 0.1 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Infant does come take the second exit.

It is time to get moving drive safely or you kill me.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Oh, in 400 meters.

Police reported. I'm going to hide silence. I'm not here.

Red light camera reported fake news. Those don't work.

Speedtramp reported. Ha ha, you're screwed.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit. Hope you can count.

Take the 6th exit. It's a happy place.

Take the 7th exit. Are we there yet?

Take the first exit if you know what. Good for you.

Take the third exit as encountered.

The detonator is set. I mean, the timer is set. No, I mean everything is set. Let's go.

These drive will be more pleasant if you don't screw something up.

Turn left.

Turn right.

Uh, we went past it. You turn.

Well, congratulations Evidel. Even with your terrifying driving, we have arrived.

What are you waiting for? Start driving, you idiot.

You idiot, you screwed up and went the wrong way. I have the reroute. Hang on.

Your destination is my secret. Let us proceed.