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David John Matthews is an American singer-songwriter and musician. He is best known as the lead vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band. Matthews was born in Johannesburg and moved frequently among South Africa, the United Kingdom, and the United States while growing up.
See also: Vanity (singer), Stanley Matthews, Clay Matthews Jr., Le Morte d'Arthur, Bruce Matthews (American football), and Chris Matthews.

Holy in it you're slowly washing up and you know that.
I don't know, you just sound a bit shaky in the throat, lad.
I think you're getting a bit nervous now. I can't lie. I think you're getting a bit nervous because you know, I'd knock you clean up.
I'm begging the fight.
If you did lose to me, chances are you're finished.
Like you're just an entertainer for kids, mate. No one writes you.
Like, why? I don't know why you're laughing. Like you wouldn't get because.
Ohh fucking it's hard a lie.
So what? I don't see why you aren't taking it like I've run the UK scene lab. Do you not know that?
Trust me, mate, I'd do and I'd knock you out as well. And the only reason you aren't taking it is because I'd knock you out. That's simple facts, you know that.
You're a pussy. That's the reason you ain't fighting me.
You're a tick tock bean, lad, and you know you get knocked out by me. Simple as.
You're washed, brother. You're fucking washed.

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