Chalet Girl (2011) Soundboard Edit

A chalet girl who can't ski. That's classic.

A front 180 to switch tail, a 180 out!

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And finishing off with a super styley 540

And have nine children with perfect teeth

And he skidded off the road.

And I'm, like, This is it? This is my life?

And todayk special: two for one on onion rings.

And vomit on the yucca plant.

And what exactly am I supposed to do with this?

And you know I'd try really, really hard,

And, well, I'm being a good boy and going through the statements, but I saw

Back office.

Big red letters. I know. Now hurry up, you'll miss your train

But Pips also tweeted that it was Jonny who broke up with Chloe

Buy yourself some vegetables.

Chloe, you look wonderful.

Clever girl, your mum.

Come on.

Cos I thought it sounded cool.

Doctor's orders. The good news is, you've already got the headache,

Enjoy it. You won't ski this much when you're starting a family.

Er, breakfast at eight. OK?

Er...

Erm, well, look, I owe you... three hours.

Exactly right. I am.

Fantastic weekend, Dickie.

Get a fresh one of these.

Hammers those rails!

Henry Goodwin? He went bust, didn't you hear?

Hey, Kim. Come back

Hey, Kimmy. I've got my first interview tomorrow.

Hey, whoa! Let's stay professional!

Hey. Hey, Tara, erm...

Hm hmm

Honestly.

Howson, Beal and... Dakides

I And it will be every day

I And the road you take is tough

I But I just can't get enough

I But I must knock those thoughts right down

I Chequered love

I feel so sorry for her.

I had 30 girls texting me after Milly broke her leg, begging me for the job.

I I ain 't got no rules

I I?n halfway there

I I?n not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome and I can hustle you

I it% been so long

I mean, I only said that

I Piggy! Pay the piggy back back, pay the piggy back

I thought it was junk mail. Big red letters

I What I have found

I You will never know until you go

I'll tell you something else, Kimberley.

I'm joking. it's really not.

I'm just not the right kind of girl.

I've heard that having loads of money can be a real let down.

It's just something that...

It's what she would have wanted.

J' Come away with me, far away with me

J' Come on and try a little topsy tun/y back to front the right way round

J' I have no skin, and I feel everything

J' I'm not Mr Muscle but I can be loathsome

J' Oh, what a game you can play

J' Sad ways end in delusion, yeah

J* For such a long time

J* From now on

J* From now on

J* From now on

J* I'm just upside down

J* My heart, my song

J* We are not going back

J* We are one

J* We've been standing in line

Jules, we did it! It's under 90 seconds!

Kim will be back on finals day,

Let me try. You're just not sure

Let's get high.

Let's ride.

Licensed to kill.

Liner.

Lippy.

Lord and Lady Marberry, can I get you another drink?

Maybe, maybe not.

N N No.

Next up, from Finland, Mikki Niemenan!

Nigel?

No, Chloe please don't! Chloe.

No, I should be...

No, you listen, little Miss Essex no coat, non skiing freak show.

No.

Oh, brilliant. Look at that!

Oh, Les, don't be a cock all your life.

Oh, look. Looks like the new girl's putting on pre dinner entertainment.

Oh, my God, they're huge.

Oh, my God! You guys are never going to believe

Oh, no. 59, just outside qualification

Oh, prodigy.

Oh. And a super smooth 720

Oh. No, I can't. I'm on the budget tour.

On the goalpost, backside boardslide

Ow.

Ow. Ooh. Ow

People die doing this stuff.

Right, come on, Kim.

Right, Finland, let's do this. Where do we start?

Rule two?

Sanity's overrated. Tried it once, didn't get it.

Sarcasm. The chalet girl's alternative to real humour. I know I'm lucky...

See you later. Try not to organise any mass raves while we're out.

She won't wait forever, Jonny.

She's stopped short and takes the lame line down.

So is this guy head of some evil criminal empire?

So you have a pretty rough life, huh?

Some major amplitude on that hit! Sick!

Stop snowing!

Switch rodeo 900!

Taking big jumps, lesson one.

Thanks

Thanks.

The competition has been amazing. The girls have been great

The Greek goddess!

The top 20. So, suddenly, not so yay. I am first reserve though.

Then nothing. We haven't seen her since.

There is, you must know, room for more than just one.

There.

Things are gonna have to change now I'm a global snowboarding megastar

Three months, maybe.

Trying to shake your hand, punch you in the stomach. Not cool

UP

Wait! Stop!

We don't have a license for that stuff!

Well, look, I should be getting back.

Well,... poke me.

Were singing at the top of our voices

What channel? Now?

Where people drink my monthly salary every ten minutes.

White wine? Yes.

Wouldn't want to steal your thunder with the sprouts.

Yeah, a bit more cushion for the pushin'.

Yeah, Georgie, what is a chav?

Yeah, they're mountains. Huge is part of the concept.

Yeah.

Yeah. I thought you said they landed at five.

Yeah. OK.

Yeah. We should get going.

Yes!

Yes!

You are so annoying.

You blow at boarding. But you sure are styley.

You sound like a doctor.

You Te such a freak. No wonder nobody will hire you.

You'll have more fun on that, trust me.

You're a natural.

You're right. You're completely out of my league.

And you won't forget to have a bath? Every month.

Come on. I Hold on

Do I get a say in any of this? No, snoogles, you don't.

Excuse me. Can I have a word? Yeah.

Great. Pop round if you're in the area

Hey. Just wanted to say good luck

How long have you been on that thing? About eight weeks.

I finish work at six. Six is good.

I'll talk to Les. Sort something out. What would I do without you?

Isabella. Petronella.

J' I won't let it bring me down Zwei, eins..

Oh

OK, that was an accident. I'm not going to be your bit of fun.

Really? Because I said 11. Yeah, objectively.

That's you, champ. Is Georgie out there?

They always say that. it's hardly... it's nearly a grand.

Was the pay rubbish? No, it's better. Double, plus tips

Whoa

Wow. Did you hear what... Yeah, don't get used to it.

Yep.

Your mother, on the other hand... (wine glass tings)

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.P Cos I need you so tonight

.P I tell you what

.P it's all just for show

.P Well, I know your love is rough