2001: A Space Odyssey Soundboard Edit

A bit higher, Hal.

A bush baby? We'll have to see about that.

About the problems of hibernation...

Afraid.

All for the love of you

All my students send their best wishes too.

All right, Hal.

All right.

All the best, son.

Already in hibernation, after four months of training on their own.

And get on to Mission Control. Let me have the hard copy on it.

And his deputy, Dr. Frank Poole.

And I want to help you.

And it has always been due to human error.

And the entire crew is revived...

And the evidence seems pretty conclusive...

And the melodramatic touch of putting Drs. Hunter...

And they said you'd be receiving your higher rates of pay by next month.

And to prepare a report to the Council...

And with incalculably greater speed and reliability.

Any questions?

Anyway, queen takes pawn.

Are you certain there's never been even the most insignificant computer error?

Are you quite sure?

Are you sure you won't change your mind about that drink?

At the HAL plant...

Bishop takes Knight's pawn

But all the geological evidence was against it.

But I can give you my complete assurance...

But Ray's back went bad on him again

But this time delay has been edited from this recording.

By your dependence on people to carry out actions?

Can't you think of anything else for your birthday?

Created to give the impression there's an epidemic at the base.

Daisy

Daisy.

Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod...

Dave...

Do you know what happened?

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Do you read me, Hal?

Does this ever cause you any lack of confidence?

Earlier this afternoon, The World Tonight recorded an interview...

Excuse me, Frank.

Fine.

First of all, I bring a personal message from Dr. Howell...

From the National Council of Astronautics, Dr. Heywood Floyd.

Give me your answer, do.

Good afternoon, Hal. How's everything going?

Good afternoon, Mr. Amer. Everything is going extremely well.

Good day, gentlemen.

Good evening.

Got any ham?

Gregor and I will look forward to seeing you.

Hal, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission...

Hal?

Hal.

Ham, ham, ham...

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Frank.

Happy birthday. Many happy returns.

Have you seen these yet?

He said to wish you happy birthday.

He's been doing some Underwater research in the Baltic...

He's just like a Sixth member of the crew.

He's programmed that way to make it easier for us to talk to him.

Hello, Hal, do you read me?

Hi, everybody. Nice to be back with you.

I admire how you've handled this.

I am a HAL 9000 computer.

I can feel it

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

I can sing it for you

I can't afford a carriage

I don't know, Bill.

I don't know. I think so

I don't see any choice but disconnection.

I hope we can make it.

I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me...

I know the wonderful achievements of the 9000 Series, but...

I suppose it'll be maintained as long as deemed necessary by the Council.

I suppose you saw the work on the new section?

I would recommend...

I'll be glad to get the present for you, but tell me how much to spend

I'll just sit with you a minute. Then I'll be off

I'm afraid I agree with you.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave #a space odyssey #space odyssey #sorry dave #whats the problem #problem #you know #im sorry dave

I'm afraid there's going to be a bit of a row about it.

I'm glad to hear that. I'm sure the entire world..

I'm half crazy.

I'm not so sure what he'd think about it.

I'm sorry, Frank. I think you missed it

I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I can't.

I'm sure it beefed up morale a lot

I'm sure you're all aware of the grave potential...

I'm...

I've got to make a couple calls. I'll meet you in the restaurant.

I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission...

If he's malfunctioning...

If we can, we will.

If you do, bring that darling little daughter with you.

In welcoming our distinguished friend and colleague...

It won't be.

It would be if he knew he was wrong

It's been a pleasure meeting you all. Dr. Smyslov

It's exactly like being asleep. You have absolutely no sense of time.

It's going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours.

It's that for the past two weeks...

Its origin and purpose...

Just a moment.

Left on its half billion mi/e voyage to Jupiter.

Let me put it this way, Mr. Amer.

Many of you are troubled by the concern and anxiety...

Marvelous.

Moon. American. Floyd, Heywood R

Mr. Miller of Station Security is supposed to meet me.

No 9000 computer has ever fouled up.

No, not at all.

None whatsoever, Frank.

Of continuing under ground based computer control.

Oh, Frank, I'm having trouble with my transmitter in C pod.

Okay. Now, take care and be a good girl, won't you?

On/y by your HAL 9000 computer.

Open the doors.

Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal.

Or to be more precisa, in a state of hibernation.

Our reporter Martin Amer speaks to the crew.

Perhaps the greatest responsibility of any single mission element.

Prior to failure.

Queen to bishop three. Bishop takes queen.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Radio emission aimed at Jupiter...

Ray and Sally were going to be here...

Really just as another person.

Recommending when and how the news should eventually be announced.

Right, and the heart beats three times a minute.

Roger your one niner three zero.

Roger your two zero one three.

Rotate pod, please, Hal.

Rotate the pod, please, Hal.

See you later, Hal

Sing it for me.

So we excavated out on all sides, but we didn't find anything else.

Something very special?

Something, apparently, of an unknown origin.

Sorry about this little snag.

Sorry about this. I know it's a bit silly.

Sorry you can't join us.

Sorry you fellows are having a bit of trouble.

Stop pod rotation, please, Hal.

Stop, Dave.

Surname first, Christian name and initial.

Thank you, Dr. Halvorsen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification.

That it hasn't been covered up by erosion or other forces.

That quite a serious epidemic has broken out at Clavius.

That security oaths be obtained in writing...

That there are some extremely odd things about this mission

That's Dr. Hunter, isn't it?

The crew of Discovery One consists of five men..

The results from our twin 9000 computer.

Then we'll bring it in. I'll go over it with Frank...

There isn't a single aspect of ship operations that's not under his control.

There's never been any instance at all...

There's no reason not to put back the unit and...

They talk about you all the time.

They were Dr. Charles Hunter, Dr. Jack Kimball...

This marked the first manned attempt to reach this distant planet.

This was done in order to achieve the maximum conservation..

This way.

Though some experts prefer to use the word "mimic"...

Three weeks ago, the American spacecraft Discovery One...

Very sorry about it, but I just can't.

Was discovered.

We can certainly afford to be out of communication..

We have no complaints.

We should be given all the facts.

We thought it was part of a buried structure...

We were on TV last week.

We're reviewing telemetric information in our simulator and will advise.

We're thrilled about Elaine and Bill.

We've just spent three months calibrating the new antenna at Tchalinko.

Well, forgive me for being so inquisitive..

Well, I don't think there is any question about it.

Well, I think that's about it.

Well, I'm sure you're right, Hal.

Well, you know, Daddy's traveling.

What are you talking about, Hal?

What we thought of our illustrious sons.

What?

When I asked him about his abilities...

When you see the red light go on, please state in the following order:

Where did you get that idea, Hal?

Which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Which may prove to be among the most significant in the history of science.

Why not?

Would join me in wishing you a safe and successful voyage.

Would you come down and take a look at it with me?

X ray delta one, this is Mission Control

Yeah, I'm sure we're okay.

Yeah. Still, it was his idea to carry out the failure mode analysis, wasn't it?

Yes, I'd like to hear it, Hal.

Yes, of course. Did the crew get back all right?

Yes, that's what we thought at first...

Yes.

You working up your crew psychology report?

Your destination, your nationality and your full name

Anything special that you want? Yes,

Coming along great, huh? Yeah, it's fine.

Did you have a pleasant flight? Very nice.

Elena, how nice to see you again. Heywood, what a wonderful surprise.

Everything's running smoothly. You? Not too bad.

Hello, Dr. Floyd. Hello, Miller.

How do you like your cake? Looks great, huh?

I'd like you to meet Dr. Kalinan. How do?

I'm not sure. What do you think? I've got a bad feeling about him.

It'd be a bit tricky. Yeah.

Shall we go through? Would you please use number 17?

Thank you, Dr. Floyd. Thank you.

That was an excellent speech, Heywood. Lt certainly was.

Yeah. Tell Mummy that I telephoned. Okay?

You look great. It's nice to have you back.

You're looking wonderful. You're looking well too.

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