A blink ofan eye, in wedding time.
A duck made out of ice. Isn't this great?
Absolutely.
Agreed. There's some time before we lock things in.
All right? I don't want to talk.
All right. Have a good day. Love you.
And as I stood there watching...
And it'd be good to have all this behind us by then
And it's not as much fun as that. Mm hmm.
And Liv's hand— How would you like that clasped around your throat?
And something completely magical
And two little girls from New Jersey..
And when they did, they too...
And whichever way this works out,
Anyway, all right, look. Here's how we'll work it out.
Are for people who can't be alone with their own thoughts.
Are you ready to catch this bouquet? Gotta go.
At least I'm not so terrified of being alone...
Babe, I'm right here.
Because we won't be settling.
Bride to bride, there's only oneJune opening left at the Plaza.
Bring it on!
But I guess in Liv's world has just proposed.
But mostly, I am fine.
C Can I call you back?
Call the other one
Can you say that again? I'm sorry. What?
Come on in. Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?
Come on. I know you're in here.
Deb? Yeah?
Do I get to pick out my own dress?
Do you think they let pets inside the Plaza?
Don't—
Emma, you know I always play the bride.
Excuse me. I need coffee. I need three Advil.
For sure. I'm surprised. I don't know.
Good. I hope so. What?
Great!
Hang on. Wait.
He probably told you you had nice hair too.
Hey, Elana. Good morning.
Hi!
How are you? Long time, huh?
How long have you been here?
How was pep squad? I hate pep squad.
I am a bride too
I bring you sex.
I can't. I can't. I've very comfortable with my decision.
I do so much.
I do. You're like this very tall, very hot Smurf.
I don't think it will be. Okay. Are you ready?
I have never met a more obnoxious,
I know we're not exactly friends— We're not?
I mean, they didn't get to see me graduate law school,
I think it's great. Yeah.
I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
I'm surprised I haven't been, you know, sent into my therapist's office.
If it's a key chain I'm gonna kill myself,
International Butter Club?
Is that like cream cheese? It is cream cheese.
It is possible that I might be mad or tense or excited more than once in the next 40 years.
It was the perfect day for a wedding.
It was unbelievable. It's like one thing after another, every single time.
It's like... this huge wake up call.
It's messy.
It's shocking. [ Emma ] Hi. Hi, Heidi.
Kegs for a Cause semiformal, like, a bazillion years ago?
Let me see Canary Song again. Dandelion. Canary.
Liv, you're only human.
Liv? Hmm?
Mmm?
Next time, can I play the bride?
No way. That's incredible.
No, I'm just saying— It's Liv. Because she never thinks about— And?
No, Kevin. I'm dealing with a crisis.
No, they sent 'em. I got them right here.
No. No. She knew how much that meant to me.
No. Of course I'm happy. Why wouldn't I be happy?
Not this time. No. No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, just say it. It ain'tJune.
Oh, Ms. Allan? Hey, Robert. What's up?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. [ Scoffs ]
Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend.
Oh, this came for you via messenger.
Oh, uh, that one's mine.
Oh, um, I I can't
Oh, well, honey, Filch is your fiancé.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Okay, slow down.
Okay? Yeah, that's No.
Okay. I'm good.
On that afternoon, there was a wedding
Once. Twice.
Or caving.
Over here! But she has been a very bad bride.
Read and highlighted in the cab. Great.
See? I told you those jeans would look great on you. They aren't too tight?
She needs to play this when Emma walks down the aisle.
She's not here anymore.
So I can't share this with 'em.
So, oops, sorry, Liv.
Sometimes better than you know yourself―
Sometimes, you really can find that one person...
Tell us where the other bride is,
Thank God.
Thank you. It's beautiful. I love it. Good.
That we have a bride to be in the house tonight.
That's what I'm talking about! Work it out, girl!
The Doctor of Dance.
The Plaza Hotel. Be there. X O X O X O X O. Emma.
TheJolly Walrus cookie bouquet?
There's something wrong with you.
They still print engagement announcements.
This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week.
Um, feel fine.
Um, when I'm not— You— That— You look, um, you look really
Very funny.
We have two brides in the house tonight.
Well, first ofall, you weren't fat.
Well, something borrowed then.
What are we, 41 year old twin sisters?
What is kuh jaw, Emma?
What?
What? Liv.
What's the point? None of them are gonna make it right.
Whatever.
Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.
With a huge question mark.
Wow!
Yeah, I did, actually.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. That'd be great.
Yes, I am. What do we do first?
You are now both set to be married June 6,
You came up with that one on your own.
You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party?
You don't alter a Vera to fit you; you alter yourselfto fit Vera.
You gotta book early if you want the Plaza.
You know, the treats. The Truffle opolis.
You moved out, like, a hundred years ago. Okay.
You see, at this point, june was a mere three and a half months away—
You sent out your save the dates?
You want me to change the date of my wedding?
You'll thank me one day.
Your hair.
Your wedding will be huge.
Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this? Yeah.
Get out of the hallway, kids! You know why she does this?
You're right. She's perfect. [ Bell Rings ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Both Panting ]
[ Chuckles ] But, yes, you do survive.
[ Chuckles ] She is beautiful, sir.
[ Clears Throat ]
[ Deejay ] Check out bride number two!
[ Deejay ] Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Hold up!
[ Door Shuts ] It's gonna be great.
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God!
[ Indistinct ]
[ Laughs ] So, Emma Allan?
[ Liv ] Emma! I don't want to fight!
[ Man On Stereo ] ♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪ ♪♪ [ Techno Pop Dance Beat ]
[ Man On TV ] ...people watching this performance at home...
[ Marion Narrating ] Despite it all, when morning broke on that sixth of June...
[ Marion Narrating ] The final week before the wedding is do or die.
[ People Murmuring ]
[ Screams ]
[ Shutter Clicks ] Good girl. Here you go.
[ Sniffs, Sighs ]
[ Weak Laugh ]
[ Whispering ] Oh, my God. I totally forgot.
[ With English Accent ] Hello there. I need to get to the back really fast.
[ Woman ] ♪ I wish you well ♪
[ Women Cheering ]
[ Women Cheering ]
[ Women Cheering ]
[ Women Murmuring ] Wow
♪ Able to read my mind Ooh ♪
♪ And I finally found him ♪
♪ And I'm takin' the long way out ♪
♪ Dance ♪♪
♪ Darlin' ♪
♪ Days go by and we're still laughing ♪
♪ Got you feelin' crazy Well, that was the plan ♪
♪ Happy ♪
♪ He's all mine and I'm never alone ♪
♪ He's somethin' special to me ♪
♪ I believe it's because I've tried ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪
♪ I found, I found ♪
♪ I played pretend between the trees ♪
♪ I say I just want to love you ♪ [ Woman ] Come on, Liv!
♪ I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm doin' what I gotta do Ooh ♪
♪ I'm giving you the best lovin' you've ever had ♪
♪ Of how it could be ♪
♪ Oh, I won't take it again ♪
♪ Ooh ♪♪
♪ Please ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪
♪ Pop them bottles Yeah, drink that up, man ♪
♪ Pretty please ♪ ♪Just once ♪
♪ Say, won't you come love me Pretty, pretty please ♪
♪ So many things ♪
♪ They was waitin' for me Wasn't ready for this ♪
♪ When there's so many beautiful reasons I have to be ♪
♪ While I sit here waiting on you ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You made me so very happy ♪♪
♪ You've got to ♪
♪♪ [ Pop ]
♪Just as soon ♪ ♪Just as soon ♪
♪Just as soon as you get a chance ♪
⪠I was a little girl âª
⪠Love me ⪠⪠Love me, baby âª
⪠Overyou âª
⪠Please ⪠⪠Do, do, do âª
⪠Pretty please ⪠⪠Do, do âª
⪠Say you love me ⪠⪠Love me, baby âª
⪠Who you are in here âª
⪠Yes, I believe in love âª
